general_chat

[polar kernel]

yes

[neat moat]

Push the tub

save the world

push them

[sterile iris]

. ||i did the thing i now understand||

[polar kernel]

FORTNITE MENTIONED

[toxic relic]

can you mute me for 10 seconds

[stone meadow]

sorry I wasnt around you want me to mute you for how long?

[polar kernel]

atp just do it 💔

[toxic relic]

[sterile iris]

for atp, yes

[toxic relic]

ignored in the discord

[plush cobalt]

If the Earth needed me to turn into animals to save it all I'll say is have fun with your brain worms, I'm becoming a frog or something and just chilling until I die

[candid tide]

frogski

[sterile iris]

ong ahh no cap skibbidi phat

[toxic relic]

this shit is serious

[candid tide]

what is your opinion on light mode

[lilac quarry]

can only do 60

[sterile iris]

bro so serious

my life hinges on discord

[lilac quarry]

ok manually

[stone meadow]

I used it for when I was at work so it doesnt stand out against onedrive and shit

[toxic relic]

thanks dude

i feel special

[lilac quarry]

sorry that was 18 seconds

but I tried

lot of effort that

[stone meadow]

bloody useless

[toxic relic]

no, it was cinema

[lilac quarry]

I'm no longer bald as a result

[plush cobalt]

You wish

[lilac quarry]

u right

[toxic relic]

[sterile iris]

[lilac quarry]

omar can you come with me to turkey

[candid tide]

oh when you're trying to be sneaky beaky like

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-bald-gif-26454753

[plush cobalt]

I'm vegetarian

[stone meadow]

omar can you NOT come with me to turkey

[neat moat]

ahhh rubbish

[polar kernel]

every time i get muted i turn into some kind of subterranean beast hellbent on finding another group of unfortunate individuals who have to listen to me speak

[stone meadow]

can you stay far away

[plush cobalt]

Absolutely

Do not look behind you

[stone meadow]

ok :) yay :D

[lilac quarry]

I'm going to Kyrgyzstan rn

[plush cobalt]

Mods are punishing some other group whenever they mute you

[lilac quarry]

plane takes off in 5

[stone meadow]

expensive

[plush cobalt]

5 what

Days?

[lilac quarry]

use your brain man

come on

5

[plush cobalt]

Years?

[toxic relic]

5

[trail palm]

are the mods like chat gpt

take 500 gallons of water every warn

[young kelp]

its so expensive to the point you can't even sell it

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/infinity-train-simon-five-gum-face-melt-gif-18250806

[toxic relic]

they steal 500 gallons of water from vulnerable children every message

[lilac quarry]

"I'd like to order 18,000 water cups"

[candid tide]

you know bros

you know me

im young

[plush cobalt]

They're not powerful enough to take it from children who aren't vulnerable

[candid tide]

im only 19

[sterile iris]

and hip

[lilac quarry]

ew

[toxic relic]

yet

[sterile iris]

skibbidy

[lilac quarry]

19???

[candid tide]

and as with young people

[lilac quarry]

just give up bro it's over

[candid tide]

young people play roblox

and well

[sterile iris]

i do with my grandson :D

[toxic relic]

19? go watch cocomelon and eat tide pods

[plush cobalt]

Imagine being younger than my age

[candid tide]

last night i got a 1 day ban for hate speech

[sterile iris]

oh boy

[lilac quarry]

omar how old are you

[plush cobalt]

Were you doing hate speech

[toxic relic]

5

[plush cobalt]

I am ageless

[toxic relic]

omar is 5 old

[plush cobalt]

I have always been and I will always be 🤗 It hurts 🤗

[candid tide]

yeah, talking about china and telling someone how i want him publicly executed

1 day ban

[sterile iris]

stick to gooning and femboys. you'll be fine

[toxic relic]

...

dude

[lilac quarry]

can you order that online

[sterile iris]

it was the convo here for a few hours

[plush cobalt]

You wanted someone to be executed today, in this chat

[candid tide]

who?

[sterile iris]

[sterile iris]

beats me

[toxic relic]

how many beets

are you

[candid tide]

it's natural to me

[plush cobalt]

5

[sterile iris]

as many as were on the hitshow DOUG

[toxic relic]

correct answer

[candid tide]

to tell someone that i want them dead

[plush cobalt]

I don't think that's a good thing burger fellow

[sterile iris]

dang it's smiling too

[candid tide]

it's like i just HAVE to do it

[heavy ivy]

i am 1,203,573 ¼ beets

[candid tide]

you're not supposed to bottle up stress

[plush cobalt]

What compels you to call for someone's public execution

[candid tide]

stress is bad for you

[neat moat]

Omar is a 10000 year old dragon in a 10 yo body

[toxic relic]

thats the numerical value of 5

[plush cobalt]

My body is not 10 years old

[heavy ivy]

i put it in bottles to get it out of my body duh

[plush cobalt]

Do not anime me fish boy

[neat moat]

fine 5

[toxic relic]

question, my guy: why the fuck are you telling us this

[neat moat]

👁 👁

[candid tide]

i dont know

[plush cobalt]

🧐

[toxic relic]

erh, hes actually 3000 years old, he just inhabits the body of a tween 🤓

[sterile iris]

👁️ 👃 👁️

[candid tide]

maybe i just wanna flex that im still young compared ro you guys

[toxic relic]

thats not a flex

[plush cobalt]

And yet we all will perish

[sterile iris]

i'm still young dang it!

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/jail-right-to-jail-right-away-parks-and-recreation-parks-and-rec-gif-16177531

[sterile iris]

only here temporarily friend :D

[toxic relic]

live fast, die young and leave a beautiful corpse

[candid tide]

im not the one getting old

[plush cobalt]

Dying is lame

[toxic relic]

you are aging

[plush cobalt]

I don't want to do it anymore

[neat moat]

what

[plush cobalt]

I'm living forever

[neat moat]

are you in a time loop or something

[toxic relic]

you need to unsubscribe from the dying newsletter

[candid tide]

but still young, unlike you

boomer

[toxic relic]

it takes you to 4 different websites

[plush cobalt]

I WISH it were a time loop

[toxic relic]

ok dude

[lilac quarry]

wouldn't it be awesome if someone just kneecapped you and experimented on you endlessly

[plush cobalt]

Teehee my keyboard wanted to say time poop

[lilac quarry]

like near daily bone marrow extraction

[toxic relic]

im glad you're holding onto something that will make you feel better, burger boy

[neat moat]

how are you dying if you live forever

[candid tide]

yes i am

[neat moat]

the writing of this character is so bad

[tender igloo]

cant wait to die first

[candid tide]

it does make me feel better

[toxic relic]

real

[lilac quarry]

no me

I'll win

[plush cobalt]

It's a decision

Erm reading comprehension

[candid tide]

being young feels great

[toxic relic]

im statistically closer to death than both of you

ill win

[lilac quarry]

actually

[lilac quarry]

no

[neat moat]

what you call creative liberties I call lazy workdbuilding

[plush cobalt]

Dying is lame -> no longer want to die -> I will not die again

Simple logic

[candid tide]

i haven't died before

[lilac quarry]

I am statistically at the highest chance of young death

[candid tide]

so i probably won't die any time soon

[toxic relic]

how

[sterile iris]

you and i both fwend

[toxic relic]

do you live in a house with asbestos

[lilac quarry]

first wespondew

[sterile iris]

probably

[neat moat]

but ur old

[plush cobalt]

Just respond second instead

[neat moat]

ur and old smelly man

[lilac quarry]

oh

[toxic relic]

real

[lilac quarry]

hadn't thought of that

unfortunately even when there's claims of a gun on scene we beat police there smh

[tender igloo]

me in steam forums

[plush cobalt]

You can just get there & point out a bystander and say how about you go on ahead

[sterile iris]

Mounties are slow dude

[tender igloo]

"we weoo"

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-gamer-gif-13862831

[toxic relic]

first responders genuinely baffle me with the fucking insane shit they go through

[tender igloo]

leon can you get on speaker in ambulance and say wewo

when going to pick up someone

DO IT

[lilac quarry]

they removed my speaker AND my spotlight because I'm foolish with them

[plush cobalt]

Make sure to speak in uwu speak when doing so

[sterile iris]

speaking in uwu is also allowed

[toxic relic]

wewo wewo, fiwst wespondew hewe to pick you up with my booboo bus

[tender igloo]

lol what

[lilac quarry]

on night shifts I used to surprise flash my supervisor from super far away using the high power beam light

[neat moat]

lithium fires

[polar kernel]

they stopped letting me do radio checks ☹️

[lilac quarry]

oh they haven't taken that from me, never will

[polar kernel]

they complained because i meowed over net 😔

[lilac quarry]

I'm proud

[polar kernel]

we ignore that i did it like once a day...

[toxic relic]

why did they hire a twink and not expect at least one meow a day

[neat moat]

mrow

[tender igloo]

lol boo boo bus

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/sagesquad-meow-cat-gif-18667716

[polar kernel]

ok u guys need to decide what i am i cant be bald insane and a twink

[toxic relic]

you can

[polar kernel]

pick a struggle

[lilac quarry]

you can be even more

achieve

strive

[sterile iris]

alcoholic

[lilac quarry]

succeed

[toxic relic]

FUCK

[polar kernel]

this is the only one thats actually true

[toxic relic]

i was about to screenshot

[neat moat]

become a liability

[lilac quarry]

[sterile iris]

i know you've told me before

[lilac quarry]

he never told me wtf

[toxic relic]

leon is forever a work buddy but never a guy who can hang

terrible fate

[lilac quarry]

wat

I go out with my coworkers all the time

[toxic relic]

[sterile iris]

would you take them / pick them up at the airport though?

[stone meadow]

why not

[lilac quarry]

DON'T QUESTION MARK ME

[stone meadow]

Im pretty sure ive met a bald insane twink before

[trail palm]

i think id prefer you to be a twink over bald

if thats what ur asking

[lilac quarry]

STOP

[vital marten]

A what?

[toxic relic]

true test of friendship

[vital marten]

What’s chat on now? 🤣

[lilac quarry]

STOP DOING IT

[sterile iris]

give it a minute

[stone meadow]

even puppers doesnt believe you

[tender igloo]

now you know what its like being nerd emojid

[lilac quarry]

puppers don't

[tender igloo]

i dont even know the convo lol

im busy arguing with a fartass in steam

[lilac quarry]

you know when you say something to someone and they simply reply with "huh"

that's the worst

[tender igloo]

lol

[lilac quarry]

but even worse is a simple "?"

like ok

[stone meadow]

puppers does that a lot

[toxic relic]

its such a power play

i fucking love it

[lilac quarry]

it's so evil

[lilac quarry]

?

[tender igloo]

yeah i only do it when im depressed lol

?

[toxic relic]

[lilac quarry]

-# help

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-dog-hug-dog-question-mark-dog-question-mark-gif-14144426802562365039

[lilac quarry]

what a cute doggy

[tender igloo]

ill take the ? over a k though

[lilac quarry]

pink shirt on

[tender igloo]

lol

[vital marten]

k.

Worse with a period

[tender igloo]

LOL

[lilac quarry]

nah if someone responds with k. we getting married

[toxic relic]

k.

[lilac quarry]

[tender igloo]

yuck married

[lilac quarry]

you don't know what nasko and I have

[vital marten]

They gonna handholding

[lilac quarry]

skonas

[tender igloo]

ok shutup lol

[sterile iris]

don't. that makes babies

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/zach-galifinakis-hangover-hangover-alan-alan-hairflip-gif-13142173

what the actual shit

[stone meadow]

using your powers for evil

[tender igloo]

how do you do that

[toxic relic]

mod

[tender igloo]

im i gonna mute myself if i try lol

||

||fart|

[toxic relic]

[stone meadow]

naah, you wont

try it

[toxic relic]

mass muting in gen chat

[tender igloo]

how

[trail palm]

chat am i mutted

[lilac quarry]

wow puppers really did it

weird

[trail palm]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flightreacts-tongue-tongue-laugh-gif-13724048537815479089

[lilac quarry]

oh well let's move on

[toxic relic]

do you think dudes tonge gets dry

i know a guy who has so much lip filler he has to use chapstick in winter case he cant close his mouth fully

[vital marten]

[tender igloo]

think id rather stay ugly

[toxic relic]

[tender igloo]

lol

[toxic relic]

real

[tender igloo]

wtf lmao

[lilac quarry]

there's a girl I work with and she looks like donatell versace

but she's like 19

[tender igloo]

LOL

[toxic relic]

pffft

[vital marten]

Total Drama Island Ahh emote

[lilac quarry]

or the bogandoff twins

https://tenor.com/view/bogdanov-bogdanof-bitcoin-on-the-phone-gif-12411899

[toxic relic]

domp it

[stone meadow]

who that and no i wont google it

[trail palm]

nah

his persona is worth it

[tender igloo]

lol

[lilac quarry]

like straight up

[tender igloo]

ok waht about the cat lady

starts with a W

[sterile iris]

[lilac quarry]

wat

[toxic relic]

mate on the left mustve just finished with a procedure...no way the face is that puffy

looks like a rice puff

[lilac quarry]

they both dead

[toxic relic]

dont dead bodies bloat

[tender igloo]

jocelyn wildenstein lol

[lilac quarry]

who dat

[trail palm]

who day

[lilac quarry]

is she single

[trail palm]

firday

[lilac quarry]

nasko is asking

[tender igloo]

before and after

[lilac quarry]

[trail palm]

who is nasko

[tender igloo]

lol

ur gonna get replaced

[toxic relic]

nascar is a car racing sport

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/what-wtf-eyes-look-phone-gif-3927559383930151204

[tender igloo]

had to get that out

[vital marten]

“There are no monsters under your bed”

Monster under my bed:

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/early-cgi-cgi-reaction-awooga-big-eyes-gif-15991928519151452859

[tender igloo]

i love how i have gifs off unless i hover lol

[toxic relic]

nice

[toxic relic]

the only way

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/pale-lady-scary-stories-to-tell-in-the-dark-movie-creepy-smile-smile-gif-17849224

[toxic relic]

thats a good book

[tender igloo]

ya

[rose kestrel]

The Spiffo voice actor

[tender igloo]

leon prolly dont know

[lilac quarry]

of course I know

[rose kestrel]

And model for spiffo

[lilac quarry]

read it, audiobooks always as a child

I'm only 13 not 2

[toxic relic]

2 of deez

[stone meadow]

oh ok

[tender igloo]

one of those stories freaked me out lol

[lilac quarry]

the toe in the garden sounds so juicy

that was my favourite

[tender igloo]

course it was

[toxic relic]

omar POV

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/new-year-garden-foot-creature-meme-funny-confetti-gif-9511003344412154648

i want it

[tender igloo]

lol

[trail palm]

tokyo revengers is pretty hecking good

[tender igloo]

yah you need some plants

[trail palm]

ill keep it real

[burnt kite]

god i hate casadors so much

[lilac quarry]

they probably taste great tho

[rose kestrel]

CaseOh-dors?

[trail palm]

sybaus....

[burnt kite]

the venomous mosquitos

from fallout

[tender igloo]

waht?

[bronze moat]

Dat me!!!

[tender igloo]

plants ? lol

[toxic relic]

leon just wants to eat every-fucking-thing

are you trying to tell us something dude

[lilac quarry]

wym

[toxic relic]

🧐

what do you mean

bud

[lilac quarry]

really tho

wym

[toxic relic]

idk

[lilac quarry]

OH

[tender igloo]

he has worms?

[lilac quarry]

yeah you'rewoer right

[tender igloo]

cause i dont get it either

[bronze moat]

Don’t need to get things. Just be cute!

And eat garden toes

[toxic relic]

i dont wanna be that though

[bronze moat]

Then you don’t get hand fed chicken nuggies by a cute femboy

[toxic relic]

ok

[tender igloo]

deez nuts

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs3-metal-gear-solid3-metal-gear-solid-mgs-big-boss-gif-22384376

[toxic relic]

i hate chicken nuggets

[lilac quarry]

did jamie ever come back

[toxic relic]

controversial opinion

[tender igloo]

no lol

[lilac quarry]

damn

[vital marten]

Right, But - how do they taste?

[bronze moat]

I can summon them with zenless pic

[toxic relic]

they taste like phil's ashes

[trail palm]

who is jamie

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/flo-high-council-insurance-progressive-gif-11146151

This is Jamie

[trail palm]

jamie oliver

[rose kestrel]

ITS THE NUGGETS THEY'RE MADE FROM FEMBOY 🍖

[trail palm]

that one shitty chef guy

[toxic relic]

oliver...i hardly

[trail palm]

yeah thats albania flag worthy

ill keep it real

[bronze moat]

Femboys + Dino Nuggies = heaven

Well at least ONE of the heavens

[toxic relic]

id rather be eaten by worms

[vital marten]

haha.. Wait a minute.

[bronze moat]

@toxic hawk

[toxic relic]

dirt posting

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/burnice-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-burnice-burnice-dance-gif-11379222240900404037

Summoning underway

[toxic relic]

maybe dragon lover is studying

[vital marten]

[bronze moat]

That’s GOTH heaven.

Goth GF is there too tho

[lilac quarry]

#general_chat message

[toxic relic]

i dont want that either

[vital marten]

Studying the 9 million ways of the Tarnished

[toxic relic]

i think it should be known what i like, at least superficially, by now

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/xrd-exrd-crypto-btc-eth-gif-23801255

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-rocks-rocks-geology-back-pocket-hex-gif-22530961

[toxic relic]

why are you making j'aime relive that moment

[bronze moat]

You love Vince?

[vital marten]

I refuse <3

[lilac quarry]

nope

[toxic relic]

that dude is fucking insane

[trail palm]

yeah tbf id retire for this server if i got deeznuts'd without it being some bullshit

[lilac quarry]

fuck vince

fuck his wife

[toxic relic]

real

[trail palm]

ok

will do

[bronze moat]

Oh. You love money?

[lilac quarry]

yes

[bronze moat]

BAM!

[lilac quarry]

pure greed personified

[trail palm]

why are ur hands so red

[bronze moat]

BAM x2

[vital marten]

Now play it all back

[trail palm]

are you ok

[lilac quarry]

all the excess oxygen they pump into casinos surely

[toxic relic]

how it feels to chew 5 gum

[bronze moat]

That was my take home that lunch break

[vital marten]

No fun, you’re supposed to walk away 2 thousand in debt

[bronze moat]

Just lighting. Slot machines nearby. Lotta red in a casino

[trail palm]

i feel like ur just red

red 40 in america

makes you red

like shrimp making u pink

[lilac quarry]

a real life taki

[toxic relic]

the godfather caused this myth to propogate and ill never forget it

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[rose kestrel]

Roxy raking in the dough

[lilac quarry]

AHAHAHAHA

[bronze moat]

Casino + blue lights = lose money.

Casino + red light = make money.

Lotta red tints in casinos

[toxic relic]

laugh at my indignation

[bronze moat]

Only $5,500 this year so far

[toxic relic]

it fuels me

[lilac quarry]

mostly laughing at you

specifically NOT with you

[trail palm]

yeah i can get behind that

[toxic relic]

behind?

[lilac quarry]

🫦

[vital marten]

I know a good casino has no windows, they want you to be unable to tell that you’ve been in there for 4 hours straight

[heavy ivy]

I will destroy all casinos

[trail palm]

also no straight edges

walls wise

[lilac quarry]

what about a casino that gives all profits to childrens cancer research

[toxic relic]

percy jackson reference

just donate the money

[trail palm]

do i equally get the profits if i win?

[toxic relic]

no gambling needed

[bronze moat]

My longest blackjack game was 8 hours

[trail palm]

yeah maybe addicted

[vital marten]

Unironically 🤣

[vital marten]

You um, use the restroom during that time? 😅

8 hours is a bit much

[rose kestrel]

Spiffo Vtuber when?

[toxic relic]

dude clocked into his 9-5 with the heart of the cards

[bronze moat]

I average $10K a year in tax free income from it and $300 in free food a month.

Not a bad gig for going 2-3 times a month

[bronze moat]

I took home $7,500

[lilac quarry]

I've never gambled before

never will

[bronze moat]

Yeah I don’t actively promote it. It’s 100% I think people should only do for fun. Not to chase riches

[harsh vault]

did they die?

[rose kestrel]

COUNTING CARDS YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE CASINO

[icy vigil]

who was counting cards

[toxic relic]

thank you for keeping stoma bag chat pure

[vital marten]

As a gamer this is actually a goated idea

[toxic relic]

[stone meadow]

what about a casino that takes its winnings pool from cancer research

[bronze moat]

Nah. They don’t ban people. They have to pay out a percentage.

Every $10K I make, they pull $200K from other people.

That’s how they work

[harsh vault]

i would hate to use those

[toxic relic]

why

[vital marten]

My Grandpa says they’re a hassle but other than that it’s not too bad

[toxic relic]

why do we eat? just to shit, again
life is a prison

[lilac quarry]

yeah to shit but the winning is never to wip

e

never let big toilet paper win

[rose kestrel]

Born to shi, forced to wipe

[burnt kite]

can someone please enlighten me, how everyone keeps agroing on me after i did a perfect stealth kill in new vegas

[bronze moat]

My state does not people have more than $2K in retirement care or elderly care facilities.

Entna, Humana, etc, take everything else.

So TONS of old people take out their money, gamble it, and any winnings they hide away and don’t report.

Happens a lot. Quite common

[burnt kite]

it was silent, it was in a separate room, and there is no corpse

[toxic relic]

I don't believe in wiping, I just let it crust over-like a scab-and peel it off all at once, releasing all the poo dandruff in one go.
Gave myself the nickname, Head-and-Shoulders

[rose kestrel]

Did you try putting on a faction disguise?

[sterile iris]

is it true they have more winners closer to the entrance so that when you walk in you see someone winning and think you can win too?

[bronze moat]

No lol

But there IS psychology in every casino

[sterile iris]

guess my mother-in-law is wrong then lol

[bronze moat]

Winners are in the center.

[sterile iris]

her and my sister-in-law go like every other saturday

maybe i should tell them that

[lilac quarry]

this show is so fucking dumb I love it

[sterile iris]

i got my info from Dave

[toxic relic]

aye

[bronze moat]

Not entrance. Who wants to sit near a open door for hours?

[sterile iris]

beats me

people who like seeing the sun?

i wonder if those doors even have windows

[bronze moat]

Get inside. Get comfy. Spend $100 an hour for 10 hours. THAT is the goal of the casino.

[sterile iris]

been years since i've been to the one close to here

glad i've never spent more than $20 on gambling

doubled it too :D

[bronze moat]

Get inside and 50% of people spend $20 as they LEAVE.

You want people in the center of of your casino. Not on the outer edges near the door

[sterile iris]

interesting

i remember in texas the airport had slot machines

reno too

kinda neat

[bold turret]

Yo when making a ws mod, where do i get an ID from? do i pick it or something

[bronze moat]

Plus the center has the bars, the dance floor, the MMA fighting rings

[sterile iris]

hmm looks like the tribe here is falling behind

[bronze moat]

My state casinos are all tribal

[heavy ivy]

100% gain, never gamble again

[bronze moat]

Started with a tent. Now they make $3 mil a day minimum.

[rose kestrel]

I think one is assigned to it in the workshop page when you upload it using the tool

[toxic relic]

wild sentence

[sterile iris]

i wonder if organized mafia has their hands in casinos. the tribe ones that is

[toxic relic]

the implications are insane

[bronze moat]

Literally a covered tent and 2 slot machines. Now its the “biggest and best in the northwest”

Gambling is HUGE HERE.

So much so you can claim losses on your taxes

[toxic relic]

did you watch the one where doc gets kidnapped by the psychiatric ward

[sterile iris]

guess i dont' know enough casinos that direction

chinook is over there right?

[bronze moat]

Yeah.

[sterile iris]

uhh i can't remember the name of that casino

[lilac quarry]

not yet

[toxic relic]

ep 6

[sterile iris]

the biggest one i'm close to is the yakama one

[bronze moat]

Muckelshoot is my casino.

[sterile iris]

yeah that's the name

i went to school with a gal who was muckleshoot

[toxic relic]

the last time i ended up at a casino i broke my nose and woke up 2 hours away from my house

[vital marten]

Saw a guy mad asf last night about “gift tax” and how the limit was 13 million dollars and it was absurd

Idk bout yall but I wouldn’t ever want to be taxed on my gifts, genuinely seemed like the guy was mad about not being taxed 🤣

[toxic relic]

gud time to be alive without internet

[tender igloo]

and you told me to watch it lol

[vital marten]

I don’t even see how it could be abused

[toxic relic]

mate, you need to watch it

its so bad its good

[tender igloo]

the dayz show?

wtf is it called lol

[toxic relic]

z nation

its not day z

[tender igloo]

yah

i tried

[bronze moat]

I’m a regular at mine and some of the highrollers are spending $30,000 a day there. I can get crazy seeing how much money changes Hands.

[tender igloo]

rather watch twd lol

[sterile iris]

so is it like twd?

[vital marten]

No

[toxic relic]

no

[tender igloo]

no lol

[toxic relic]

dude...

[vital marten]

It’s a zombie comedy

[sterile iris]

never even heard of it

[vital marten]

[vital marten]

It peaked in 2013 that’s why

[sterile iris]

that the one where the girl falls in love with a zombie?

ah

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-gif-26521767

[tender igloo]

i dont even remember so not really my type if i cant even remember it lol

[toxic relic]

fuck no

[heavy ivy]

what shit topology, i can see bends in the vertex segments, so many n-gons

[sterile iris]

so no love story?

dang

[toxic relic]

no

its a comedy zombie/sci fi

[sterile iris]

even TWD had love stories

[toxic relic]

its so fucking insane

gross

twd is ass

[rose kestrel]

Zomboid Nation

[bronze moat]

Tru blood was so stupid it was good too

[sterile iris]

is that the one where the three guys are going to run off but a zombie is stuck in a fence with large breasts and the dude grabs the breasts then runs off?

[heavy ivy]

like it bothers me so much that they somehow managed to fuck up the wireframe view

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/sniff-true-blood-vampire-bill-compton-stephen-moyer-gif-4921278

[toxic relic]

no

[vital marten]

The what? 😭

[tender igloo]

lol what

[sterile iris]

lol

[vital marten]

Sounds like a whole ass fever dream

[tender igloo]

like zombie strippers?!

[toxic relic]

z nation does have those

[sterile iris]

i remember seeing a video of that somewhere

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/scouts-guide-to-the-zombie-apocalypse-its-the-stripper-cocktail-waitress-gun-gif-4626528

[bronze moat]

The ping pong ball scene….

[sterile iris]

winona ryder?

[toxic relic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z_Nation

[sterile iris]

ah the thumbnail is like a freeway sign

or is that a badge?

[bronze moat]

No zombie strippers starred famous uh…. Adult actresses.

I think stan lee even had a cameo

[vital marten]

Freeway sign yeah

[tender igloo]

zombie nation darude time

[toxic relic]

you need to watch it

they make weed out of zombies

[sterile iris]

wait the show was actually called Zombie Strippers?

[tender igloo]

or was that kraftwerk lmao

[tender igloo]

yea lol has robert englund in it

[sterile iris]

oh wow

[vital marten]

Doc will find weed anywhere man, he just needs to reach

[bronze moat]

There’s a MOVIE called zombie strippers. Silly, campy, gross.

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-good-morning-gif-22914567

[trail palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1317741078019047445/1371959911671529472/togif-9.gif

[sterile iris]

everything you need for a succesful zombie movie

[toxic relic]

real

[sterile iris]

i really liked the ving rhames dawn of the dead

that was a fun movie

[bronze moat]

Since it stars actual adult actresses it has that appeal too. Like the most famous ones.

It’s silly but fun

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/ving-rhames-fuck-you-all-black-cop-angry-cop-cop-gif-12325280

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/sakura-minamoto-zombieland-saga-zls-pergifs-sakura-zombieland-gif-25170534

[sterile iris]

lol anyone see that zombie anime where the jiggle physics are insane?

like the dude shooting the sniper between that girl's breasts?

[toxic relic]

what the fuck are you people watching

[sterile iris]

idk something from when i was in highschool

[bronze moat]

I own the oversized color manga.

With the creator never died. We needed season 2

[sterile iris]

i can't recall the name i just remember it being so out there it was funny

[bronze moat]

High school of the dead

[sterile iris]

yeah there ya go

knew someone here has

https://tenor.com/view/komuro-takashi-highschool-of-the-dead-gif-21440704

BAHAHAHAHA

[toxic relic]

you all condemn my taste in cinema yet you frequent the avenues of generic and fan service

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-cute-shocked-surprised-gif-17795864

[toxic relic]

for shame

[sterile iris]

i never have

no idea what your taste is lol

[toxic relic]

horror

and gay

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/saekobusijima-highschool-of-the-dead-spin-gif-16768471

[toxic relic]

a combo is good

[sterile iris]

legit dope move lol

[vital marten]

I hate how it can be known what anime you’re talking about without any further explanation or context

[bronze moat]

Was the TOP anime when it dropped. Mega fandom. But the creator died after the first season.

The manga has nukes launch, then ends on a cliffhanger.

[sterile iris]

so a horror movie with a gay storyline?

i don't have an issue with that. not my thing

[tender igloo]

sounds like that one movie with rose mcgowan and the gun on her fuckin leg lol

[toxic relic]

dudes never heard of bruce labruce

[sterile iris]

i never seen it but i remember how absurd it looked lol

[toxic relic]

dire

[sterile iris]

nope

[burnt kite]

the huh?

[vital marten]

The manga actually got somewhat finished?

When it came out I watched it with my older sister but alas the creator died

[tender igloo]

lol

[sterile iris]

bro it goes right along with Machete

[tender igloo]

oh woops does he have pants lol

LOL

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-danny-trejo-mexican-bean-frijoles-gif-26268781

[tender igloo]

he did not

[sterile iris]

that movie had me dying

[vital marten]

Not after that shot even if he did

There was fire and everything

[tender igloo]

lol

[sterile iris]

Cheech Marin offering a cigar, "Cuban?"

Danny Trejo, "Mexican"

https://tenor.com/view/machete-danny-trejo-knifephone-i-phone-i-knife-gif-3481326

[toxic relic]

danny trejo was on drag race

[tender igloo]

not the twig n berries!!!

[sterile iris]

drag cars are kinda cool

[tender igloo]

LOL

[vital marten]

Then a western standoff happens

[tender igloo]

hahaha

[sterile iris]

I FORGOT STEVEN SEGAL WAS IN IT 😆

https://youtu.be/hUDRy6-79mk?si=Ub2fCS_Hno1cniTE

[vital marten]

Dududduu Wah Wah Wah

[tender igloo]

lol my dad met him said he was a dick

[sterile iris]

ahhhh for real?

[vital marten]

This is me in SCUM video game (you can be Trejo)

[tender igloo]

yea lol

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/scumgame-danny-trejo-scum-scum-mfinger-gif-7455333251002166763

[toxic relic]

steven segal is a reddit mods dream persona

[bronze moat]

Yeah they make it to the airport to meet up with big bitty nurses sniper friend. Who also has big biddies.

There’s an episode in a mall. Then they get some military gear and head to the airport to meet up with the military.

So season 2 was SUPPOSED to be after being taken in by the soldiers

[toxic relic]

hes a weeb, he pretends to be good at martial arts and he acts like a god

[plush cobalt]

Martial arts master

Women love him. Men love him

[regal shuttle]

Yo

[plush cobalt]

What the fuck

[toxic relic]

omar alt

which ones the real omar

[regal shuttle]

🙃

@plush cobalt where r u from

[icy vigil]

Who's the taller omar

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/mystic-warrior-mysticwarrior-cat-ninja-climbing-gif-14976901499809410520

[regal shuttle]

I am

[plush cobalt]

I do not have an origin. I do not have a destination. I simply am

[icy vigil]

you must be the real one then

[plush cobalt]

How about you

[toxic relic]

i know what to ask: omar, whats your favourite dragon?

[regal shuttle]

Egypt

[plush cobalt]

Dragon these nuts

Got him

[toxic relic]

im shooting this omar

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-titter-giggle-happy-funny-gif-14660963

[regal shuttle]

Aurelion sol

[toxic relic]

not because he's fake but he took my punchline high

[toxic relic]

well my favourite is **dragin deez nuts across your face **

still got it

[regal shuttle]

Ok

[toxic relic]

i dont like this omar

[regal shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/rammus-ok-okay-k-alright-gif-19402401226725157

Failed

[regal shuttle]

Me neither

[stone meadow]

Finally, the real omar

[toxic relic]

i wasnt joking

[regal shuttle]

The real one indeed

[sterile iris]

right on

[toxic relic]

right on dis

[regal shuttle]

Right on dis chat

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/machete-light-machete-gif-540240461247302732

[regal shuttle]

Yall do I buy game now or wait for sale

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-seagal-fighting-out-for-a-kill-gif-27335770

[toxic relic]

pirate it

then buy it on sale

[regal shuttle]

Did that once but I want multiplayer and mods

[toxic relic]

buy it on sale then

[tender igloo]

ok im gonna get confused lol

[regal shuttle]

Why

[sterile iris]

dude that's the real omar

[tender igloo]

LOL

[regal shuttle]

It's simply my name

[icy vigil]

You do get multiplayer, just not on whitelisted servers

[regal shuttle]

I still want mods

[toxic relic]

you can run mods still

[regal shuttle]

Yeah I am waiting for that

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-pow-kung-fu-trained-wrong-wimp-lo-gif-27152837

[tender igloo]

you can download them on workshop

[regal shuttle]

Bruh yall tryna convince me to crack it again

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/chosen-one-kung-pow-gif-27239250

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/noice-nice-click-gif-8843762

[toxic relic]

crack open a cold one

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-pow-kung-pow-enter-the-fist-weeoo-wee-oo-gif-11344701570760138685

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-pow-enter-the-fist-thats-alot-of-nuts-gif-24255245

[regal shuttle]

Uncanny valley ah pfp@toxic relic

[sterile iris]

my brother and i were the only ones laughing in the theater when we seen it 😆

[harsh vault]

who is this omar imposter

[sterile iris]

it's the real omar

they're taller

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-pow-killing-is-badong-bad-wrong-badong-gif-9466234

[harsh vault]

nuh

[sterile iris]

they even said themselves

[regal shuttle]

That is literally my name

Born with it

[harsh vault]

@plush cobalt someone is stealing your identity

[regal shuttle]

U want the birth certificate?

[toxic relic]

its possum

from the movie

[tender igloo]

we have a veteran that is named omar is why were confused lol

[regal shuttle]

Idk what movie is that

[sterile iris]

it's a gay vampire one

[toxic relic]

no

[sterile iris]

oh

[toxic relic]

its about child abuse

[sterile iris]

nevermind

[regal shuttle]

My bad

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-pow-martial-arts-gopher-nunchaku-gopher-chucks-gif-26369427

[regal shuttle]

I am most definitely taller tho

[vital marten]

This Omar is tall

[sterile iris]

got me smiling like a loon here 😆

[tender igloo]

ok jimbo james

[toxic relic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Possum_(film)

[sterile iris]

have not seen that movie since like 03

whoa that's a creepy coverbox

[toxic relic]

yeah

he's a puppet

[sterile iris]

what are those stories of experiements called?

kids always talk about them

[vital marten]

That’s horrific and I love it

[sterile iris]

there's like different numbers

[regal shuttle]

Creepypasta

[toxic relic]

its not experiments

[sterile iris]

kinda

[toxic relic]

or a creepypasta

[sterile iris]

man what are those called

scps

there you go

[toxic relic]

dude...

[vital marten]

Creepy-pasta or SCPs

[regal shuttle]

Thats a game

[vital marten]

Ah yeah

[sterile iris]

still don't know what that stands for lol

[toxic relic]

scp is banger
but its not that

[sterile iris]

i just know kids always talk about those

[toxic relic]

secure contain protect

[regal shuttle]

Secure contain protecc

[sterile iris]

"i found a VHS at a garage sale and i watched it. now i'm haunted by the spiders in the box forever"

oh wait that's a creepy pasta lol

[toxic relic]

scp foundation is an oi [object of interest] in the scp universe

[vital marten]

It’s a website based on the loose idea of the SCP foundation but yeah the game is usually what comes to mind first

[sterile iris]

so there's SCP lore?

[toxic relic]

yes dude

[vital marten]

A whole website of it

[sterile iris]

wasn't there like a hyper-horny one. i seen a flash once lol

[regal shuttle]

It's like the backrooms

[vital marten]

Bro got Mal0ed

[neat moat]

oh hello Omar

give us a word fact

[regal shuttle]

But entities instead of rooms

[toxic relic]

scp universe is huge, its been around for decades

[sterile iris]

neato

[toxic relic]

i was there...at the beginning

[regal shuttle]

?

[sterile iris]

oh i bet

[neat moat]

I was there when the scrolls were first written

[sterile iris]

scps and creepy pastas can't be an actual deity though

[vital marten]

It was a wild ride for sure, now it’s dead asf

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-seagal-eating-carrot-healthy-living-gif-9753152

sorry kids

[toxic relic]

there are gods in the scp world

[sterile iris]

sit down

[toxic relic]

so erh wrong

[sterile iris]

not as big as segal

[regal shuttle]

How many hours yall got on PZ

[vital marten]

Multiple 001s

[sterile iris]

did you know he opened the only american ran dojo in japana?

AND was part of the LAPD?

[neat moat]

btw is your bio ironic Omar

[sterile iris]

barely like 980 hours

[regal shuttle]

?

[vital marten]

600 or so

[bronze moat]

SCP mod in zomboid is fun

We call him Greg

[neat moat]

ok the first message was a joke you wouldn't get, but how is the second one confusing

[regal shuttle]

I got 0 because I have yet to get it but I am excited

[regal shuttle]

Ironic how?

[neat moat]

is it a joke

[toxic relic]

me when i accidentally walk into an interdimensional world where everyone wears a mask and time feels weird and i get killed by a puppet void

[neat moat]

the hight in bio

[regal shuttle]

Nah it's real

[toxic relic]

LMAO

i told you

[neat moat]

lord

[toxic relic]

its played too serious to be a joke

[regal shuttle]

I am a little short

[heavy ivy]

[sterile iris]

isn't it weird you don't see BOTH Omars talking at the same time

[bronze moat]

I am human i have proof

[neat moat]

oh?

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-gif-27108854

[regal shuttle]

There are people who are 7 foot or even 8 foot tall

6'4 is short

[toxic relic]

ok dude

[neat moat]

whats this mean rivet?

[bronze moat]

Ask them both about feet

[sterile iris]

Hey real omar

[regal shuttle]

I am trolling

[sterile iris]

what about feet?

[toxic relic]

we know dude

[sterile iris]

🦶

[dim cloak]

I did not notice that Bravest Warriors got a Season 4...
https://youtu.be/UUTz9YuuF1A?si=Q7RmfKPC7Dapbx4b
Unfortunate that all the episode thumbnails seem more... risque... than I remember the actual show being...

[neat moat]

wtf dodo

lmao

[bronze moat]

I am the holder of the real omars foot pic stash

[vital marten]

Omar likes feet

[neat moat]

[vital marten]

This is well known

[regal shuttle]

My feet are nasty

[vital marten]

Omar v Omar feet comparison

[sterile iris]

mine are actually well taken care of ^_^

[toxic relic]

do they break it down for me mark

[sterile iris]

dad always had bad feet so i don't wanna have that

[toxic relic]

nah mate

[sterile iris]

dear Lord no

[toxic relic]

you need those old man toes

[regal shuttle]

Can we change the topic

[dim cloak]

What in the FUCK did I stumble into

[sterile iris]

sure@!

[vital marten]

A couple hours in the shower’ll fix that problem

[heavy ivy]

bleh i dont like human feet

[sterile iris]

i like Mrs Dodo's ^_^

massage em often

[toxic relic]

alright

[sterile iris]

got my technique down and errything

[toxic relic]

thats the line crossed

[sterile iris]

but yeah

[neat moat]

river its ok you can ignore dgen

[sterile iris]

Real omar, what can we talk about?

you choose the topic

[regal shuttle]

Uuuh

Yall prefer stealth or goin in head first

[sterile iris]

stealth

always

wait

[sterile iris]

in what context?

[dim cloak]

Tbh I thought you were talking sexual

[regal shuttle]

In games

[dim cloak]

I was about to call the mods

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-lol-so-funny-funny-h-ilarious-gif-5708737

||my mind may have went there||

[vital marten]

Nothing saving yall

[dim cloak]

Anyway...

[regal shuttle]

I like stealth but it always fails

[sterile iris]

not always though

can't unsneak though :P

or make too much noise

[vital marten]

Need to spend more time with the Boss

[plush cobalt]

They are but an imitation

[dim cloak]

Sameeeee I suck so bad at stealth, and I hate forced stealth missions

[sterile iris]

wha!?

[regal shuttle]

I just finished S8 of TWD btw

Yall think it's similar to PZ?

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-simpsons-krusty-homer-homer-simpson-gif-13798193695291911154

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/pixelart-mgs-metalgearsolid-ui-alert-gif-7311955311579892943

[sterile iris]

is Neegan friends with Maggie yet?

[vital marten]

Gifs you can hear for 800

[regal shuttle]

U'll git gud

[regal shuttle]

No

Fuck Negan

[sterile iris]

seen videos where Maggie is okay with Negan like she forgot about him killing ||Glen||

[regal shuttle]

Idk

[vital marten]

But I fed him spaghetti

[regal shuttle]

I only finished S8

[dim cloak]

can anyone guess what this does

[vital marten]

https://youtu.be/ZWqz7K_BLJw?si=JX_xSslALLODNi3Q

[regal shuttle]

There is still 3 more

[vital marten]

Classic

[regal shuttle]

Coral

[sterile iris]

uhhh is that an SCP?

[dim cloak]

my mom bought this... thing from Temu so no

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/short-circuit-johnny5-short-circuit2-number5-gif-20477915

[dim cloak]

Ik it holds eggs tho

[regal shuttle]

Looks like a bowling ball dispenser

[toxic relic]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-significant-others-part-a

read it

its peak

[sterile iris]

LOL did he really say that 😆

[regal shuttle]

SCP:SL is a really good game

[sterile iris]

i would but my boss might not like it

[dim cloak]

supposedly, and in theory, yes. In practice, it fails miserably.

[sterile iris]

he looks over my shoulder often

[toxic relic]

after work then, coward

[neat moat]

Stink what do you think an alternative could to to the scp foundation in an anarchist socioty?

[sterile iris]

that'll be at 11 tonight

[vital marten]

There’s a jump cut in there so not exactly but yeah he did 😆

[sterile iris]

working at dominoes tonight

[regal shuttle]

It also fails at grabbing eggs

U usually dont just take one at a time

[toxic relic]

then dont bother and instead grab a beer and lay in the tub after work

[neat moat]

you shall fall like dominos

[dim cloak]

bc eggs are oblong, or however you spell it, it fails to roll down the slopes.

[toxic relic]

the end of the placeholder arc

[regal shuttle]

Chef or clerical?

[neat moat]

placeholder arc?

[toxic relic]

thats an alternative

but better

[dim cloak]

my mom fell for Temu, hook line and sinker. Ironic bc she loves to fish

[sterile iris]

i don't remember him saying that