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whos lemmy
lmao
lead dave
Lemmy see deez nuts
dev*
of course
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

hate hate
i dont remember names lmfao
reddit is good for some google searches when you want peoples opinions and not 10 ai generated arcticles on "news" sites
this cant be legal
yeah, i dont have ai on my search engine and i filter reddit cause it has a lot of slop but when i need it for an obscure question its fine
And like, all over the reddit
People whine that wiki is not accurate
That you shouldn't trust the wiki
The why tf do you not do anything about it
Instead of complaining
i dont use the wiki i just figure it out like a real person in the apocalypse
To be fair I think reddit is slowly getting a similar accuracy level as websites now….
id definitely trust the wiki over reddit, the nature of reddit upvotes makes it so that what sounds right is upvoted rather than what is right
ive seen quite a few blatantly wrong posts upvoted to the top
back in my day we didn't have ai search results
i hate reddit because of
My Exact Fucking Problem
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Thanks, that helped!
I want to go back to those days
True
Did you know that you can get an infection in Project zomboid
If you scratch your nuts
And die
How do I target my nuts
way back machine
But you also have that random ass [deleted used] 12 year old post on an extremely specific problem that details the exact solution
no snapshots
Call it a spoonful of stimpaks
for cowards who can’t accept the consequences of their actions
What If I want to kill the lottery winner
Again
how does snapshotting work on the wayback machine
like you can copy a time period of a website?
people make a snapshot and save it
Its literal html copy
oh
compy
compy
EXPRESSION IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED
i say nay
I DECREE THAT THEE HAS SAID "COMPY" INSTEAD OF "COPY"
a compy? like from ark survival?
Bully
I will file a complaint to take away a cent from your salary
And give it to LoKiel

So you like bald people
war
Like @polar kernel
Cool chip is a bald Niko Bellic
Confirmed
damm internet
stop trolling
nha, it will spam
Its okay
thx
Mods dont mind
What did you just say about my hair
Dorararrararararra
You cant stop me from trolling plungers
With their embed fails
Imagine not having embed privileges 😏
what if its free
Nothing is free
what if your work pays for it
Then you are a rich looser
parry
why am i always being spoken of even in my absence
a platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS??
@quaint mortar
rich and loser are basically mutually exclusive
are you really losing if ur rich
why do we make money? just to spend it again?
life is a prison
Cause we all love you
And your bald head


bald is beautiful
Just like a cage
nitro is buns
And we are rats
despite our rage
And despite all my rage
we are just rats in a cage
My favorite weird al song
Mid jojo fr
i love using mismatched metaphors
best jojo part is 2
Lol. Lmao even
objectively, because I’m always right and opinions don’t exist
@oblique stream
im never watching jojos
the haters like to keep your name in they mouths
they fear that which they dont understand
i dont understand how someone can be so bald
the trick is not having hair
For ice cream?

dw im never human
but you have no mouth
i have no mouth and i must eat
must they
I have no mouse
I have no rat to control my every move 
And no screen
i have no keyboard i am willing letters into existence via MindTech™
river has the latest
HAHAHA
lmao do people want that
watching ratatouille like "damn, i wish there was a rat controlling me"
I'm always downstream of the latest tech trends, always staying informed
How about platypus controlling you
There's a platypus controlling me?
And you have glue on your hands
glue on your hands?
theres a platypus controlling me its underneath the table
And you just cant stop
can't stop?
never seen it
electronic music
also wtf is season 3 episode 1 fartass
and you dont really understand?
I'm confused
AYO thats with the man
Yooo
its a flashback
oooo weeee oooooh i look just like buddy holly
Addicted to the shindig
Do I get PZ now or wait for Zombies vs vampires steam fest?
its a flashback that adds context to what happens later
it doesnt make sense till later
Chop Top he says Im gonna win big
THERE IS ANOTHER
sorry, in joke
prob wait for the sale
🧐
@plush cobalt look it's your evil twin
it dont make sense now
wdym
also addie is huge now
chat he powers the charger
whats confusing you man
cause ITS A FLASHBACK
this fest will have PZ on sale right?
Spoilers
TO SOMETHING UNSEEN?!
Wth
yes hahahahahah
Who is jack
Jac ov
would you help him off a horse if he was your uncle?
its a terrible way of backstory for a new arc that season
prolly
Maybe coop fest sale
I will wait till summer sale anyways because I am gifting terraria
how do people have the sales memorised
Pisay Pao got a huge lawsuit with the SAG to get her back into the show
my theory at least
"im a bad actor but zombie stripper is still a role"

steamhappy
Its not that hard
zombie stripper is peak acting
City planner
alright, pisay, we're gonna need you to stand in a field and eat a bunch of weeds-remember to look back into camera at one point for the money shot of you eating
perfect
do you guys like my collection
nope
AYE, CAMERAMAN, we need an unnecessarily cinematic shot of this
quite a camp out

ok
who the fuck brings bar stools to a low lying campfire
YEAH
lol i thought u called someone pissy
i was just gonna say smth about that lmao
thats like the opposite of a chair too low for a high table
pisay smh get with the script
ok pissy
ok⁰
FUCKING HELL PISAY, we TOLD you that you need to play an undead, mindcontrolled stripper with hulk strength-now go and tackle that background actor
the better one is seeing a chair in the middle of the woods with nothing else because the campfire failed to appear for some reason
maybe you just want to sit in the chair and appreciate trees
I'm doing that right now
voyeur
quite valid
W A T C H E R
It's a really nice tree
who
YOU
I haven't changed my name
it's been like this
yo, thats a nice tree actually
That's not even edited. What a nice day it is

NASKO
Nasko is not here.
It's got squirrels
i love that fence
when i think of tree, i picture that tree
who is that
Nasko deez nuts
nonsensical sentence sharpgolden
peak interior design
my boss is ⅞SkoⅠnads
lol
are you sure
Everything is really pleasant here. We're at my wife's office in a cute little town in California.
thats just the floating bookshelf, his name is Dave.
/|/45|<0
You guys want to see the conference room?
northern cali ?
We all love Dave
yah
So Cal like 50 miles from LA
when Diablo Ⅴ
yeah but when diablo V
im dumb i read it as the current one lol
I didn't
ok but leon , nasko kept pullin gbosses onto me and it got me killed
get beteteter
petition to lock leon in the room of incomprehensible horrors
I really don't think these two houses are supposed to be in the game yet lol
he actually made me better lol he got me some pants and now im op
no i already did that with something lol
Nah put him in the room of comprehensible horrors so he understands how fucked he is

i think you need a 30 dfollar pet leon
lokiel is getting corrupted
my dreams are the comprehensible and incomprehensible nightmares already
The Winchester mansion
same, its great waking up from a nice dream and then youre like "right"
Old book smell ❤️
puppers wanna hear about the latest horrifically emotionally traumatizing experience
man my sister would love that room lol she loves books
ok I'll tell you in dm
no
i was gonna say lol
whats the point of the step ladder
those shelfs look reachable
possibly for the ones on the very top
dm me too then
Lol honestly that's a good point. It's a shared building. Someone might have a secret stash of something
i used to stash my weed at the library
lol
where
inside a book about typography and another about the history of inverted carets
oh that reminds me I haven't updated the thread in a long time
i was gonna say can you add it to the other thing sector lol
gosh what is this human need for the most morbid shit of curiosity
The building was owned by a law firm like 50 years ago and when the partners retired they sold the building to a commercial real estate company, one lawyer from that original company leased out a lot of the building, and he's still here. He's legally blind and has been reprimanded by the state bar multiple times.
I almost completely forgot about this episode.
https://youtu.be/lquLyeTg8A4?si=27QmhgOAL02LkGj9
SpongeBob had a unique identity. a show that can go from lighthearted and hilarious to completely off-the-wall surreal in the blink of an eye.
And there is one episode in particular that has been misunderstood for over a decade. This is SpongeHenge. An episode so ambiguously creepy that fans skip it while watching. But what if SpongeHenge is mo...
so its all like legal books?
legally blind heheh
Yeah, that are also outdated

what is that emoji



im not gonna want it anymore if youre going to show off


I wonder if that's why he's a bad lawyer, is he keeps referencing those old books
man i was thinking about something similar the other day , i bought a book i needed and was like ok this is weird when i can just use the internet and press ctrl f to find things lol
I would presume so
The dragon fell in love with the knight, thus she gifted him a scarf of her scales as a gesture of love
The knight went insane and had to be locked up.
This is elden ring lore
I can see past it
i dont know what that moon computer language rune means lol
but what if the knight became a dragon and they kissed
was it bound in human leather?
Well actually on elden ring the dragon became a humanoid and they kissed
only the best fine tanned phallus
flagged (marked) as transparent, collidable, wall... transparent? p sure at least
boring >:(
Honestly with advancements in AI I'm becoming a bit of a technophobe and am finishing myself resonating with people that only read physical books and shit
anthropodermic bibliopegy
whats your favourite souls dragon I'll tell you mine
they're all so sick
the bubble will pop eventually thankfully
books are cinema
i wanna play
Fuck dude that's a tough one. Midir, bayle and fortissax are equal for me
leons like my big bro who leaves me out of everything
mine is dragon deez nuts across your face
LOL
frotissax
nm
so go play them
gottem
LOL
Jamie deserved that
Rekt
no i dont wanna play fucking ball wrangler lol
but probably seath the scaleless
jamie stunned into silence
Jamie is stunned for 1d4 rounds
HAHAHAAH
i did this to myself
This little guy is ||a ruthless cold blooded killer||.
Jamie I'm sorry I neglected you, oh I never expected you to run away and leave me feeling this empty 
He's just pushed another squirrel out of the tree
lol there was a baby outside my door the other day eating cat food hang on, wwe named it feather
why was the WWE involved in naming a baby

give it a few years and itll be renamed to Child Destroyer
they own the children of wwe stars, its in the contract dude
feather francis headass the 34th
OMG it is a baby!!!
for oliver you get a pass
gif user
strongest urge to say shutup desired
would look great slathered in barbeque sauce
gifs are so millennial pilled
yes
HOW
yep
with a plugin
by blocking them
ugh lol
My step dad also collects these
you dont need a plugin
what are those
oh i love those lol
we have a bunch of japanese fishing net balls too
they would come up on the shore in alaska in a place you have to get to by plane
They are old timey caps for transformers on electric poles I believe
oh
lol ignore the others
no i mean like cause i watched the pz ragdoll video i got suggested some streamer can i block them?
it wasnt a sponser thingier
no dude. its just irrelevant
These would be neat to have
fine , keep your secrets
theyre tab organizers and userscripts
Weird I never see streamers in my YT
with those plugins you get the option to block a video or channel
Huh
ok thanks!
Legit only one I have and if she counts is Arti
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To be announced
unreal engine 5 is GLORIOUS
you can also use the three dots in the corner and say "not interested/dont rec this channel"
LEON LOOK
unreal 5 is alive
Can anyone help me correctly install the Better FPS and every texture optimized
ill try that first and if it doesn twork ill get the pluging
I'm struggling with it
we are getting 20 fps with this one
thanks fartfig
I tried doing it myself and now my game doesn't wanna start
stink what do you know

is that one of those mint sheets?
Street tacos are so so good
its an ai from ss13
clanker
ghoti you havent played enough spess to be relevant
Those always made me sneeze
was about to say
dude i found these ones at a japanese dollar store lol hang on
how many hours on spess do you have
idfk
Had no idea those still existed
ive been playing on and off since 2010
its like a mint but in paper form
damn
super weird
Lol
Super popular when I was in middle school
It doesn't tatse or feel like paper
why would mint sheets be popular
they were prepping you for lsd, dodo
I stayed away from psychedelics
mint sheets were sticky
boooring
Was it you asking what I used to say as a kid?
felt like i was eating packing peanuts all over again
no
one time i thought i was moving faster than i could think and i kept seeing "speed lines" [a la comic art] all around me
Ahh nvm lol
it said on the package you can swallow them for freshnes lol
fucked up my motor control
like thats just weird to me lol
Yeah that's how my buddy described it
stink why would you take lsd
for your stomach to smell
tracers
Do they even have that there?
i partake
where?
Where you are
Looks like those water games where you have to get rings on the posts
tacos only exist in america [ignore the irony]
Like I'm coming home on Sunday, I can bring you one
they taste like shit
lol
I wanna say i remember life saver candy in bb form
free taco?
but freshens
Interesting
Nah it will be like 8 dollars and there won't be enough meat in it
1984
Did you see the tick I pulled off my dog @tender igloo ?
nudemints?
yah it was gross
Oh God
8 dollars for a fucking taco
dont really look like mints
scam
i dunno lol
Welcome to Cali
It was a fatty
are they, actually minty?
why are you in cali
Good Lord Jesus
yah really strong lol
wow
My Lord and Savior, yes lol
define America 🧐
they look kinda like tic tacs
But yeah it was fat
no way to, its not real
Thursday business conference
Today birthday
Tomorrow wedding
know what slappy, sometime, i will take you to a good taco place
it was all a bad dream
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
cheap
they have a like soft chewy texture
happy birb day!
and when u bite down they pop lol
hello
Sounds terrible
Herro
oops
wrong reply
Thank you, I will tell my friend that Internet strangers wish her a happy birthday.
Thought you meant you 😆
happy life day mrs slappyhands lol
"i have a gf thx"
HAHAHAHHAHAH
@candid patio happy birthday fren
any want play with me?
It's actually my wife's best friend since highschool's birthday
thats a long name
I'm a Sagittarius but thank you
Wow someone since high school. That's a rare feat
LMAO
Her name is Margaret lol
gesundheit
Danke
dodo try not to react challenge impossible
-holds it in-
gotta release dude
@harsh vault guilty as charged lol
holding it in just makes it worse
@toxic relic should i watch the night comes for us?
dont care
mid
damn
we dont have the same movie interests
how
have you seen tremors before stink
ofc dude
rate it
hmmmm
tremors as in the thing you get?
graboids are cute
the movie
the ones that walk
oh
i dont really think 'rating' is a good system so
how did ti make you feel
ill say i enjoyed the movie a lot
Good answer
it was fun, uncomfortable, and i like the practical effects
what is the movie about
Uncomfortable?
yeah
worms
sand worms
ew
what did it not fit into one gif?
ive had worms before
what kind
idk the ones that you take meds for
white little fucks that show up in your poop
oh
tmi
how did you achieve that one
lol
nah not at all

"oh"
just that sucks lol
thats enough genchat for me todya
perfect reaction
LOL
steamsad when
it did suck, i was a little boy when it happened but i remember my dad screaming
no im actually fine i just am not a big fan of bodily fluids lmao
valid
what else
blood is cool blood gets an exception
let me get out my bodily fluids list
everything else is ick
our delivery manager at dominoes told me he was camping with his pops once and had like ticks all over his body
blood is gud still?
his dad had to burn them all off individually with a heated up needle
yikes
blood is gud still
lucky they didnt get lyme disease that shit looks painful
i fell into a thorn bush once in the mountains of cape town
spent the day picking them out of my skin
oooof
another time i woke up during a christmas beetle migration [near december] and they were EVERYWHERE, they laid eggs in my hair
gud time
horrifying
Never have I ever had a tick
we have monarch migrations here which is cool
idk the name of the beetle but we called them christmas beetles cause they come out in december
I'm mortified
lmao
This is worse than being asked if I want a big bee or a bunch of little bees to barf honey in my mouth
at a certain time of summer you will see monarchs literally constantly, by the time one batch is gone more are already in the air, all flying right on by
I've had athletes foot.
butterfly
I'm not* an athlete
peak
theyre cool
assassins of the bug world
i got ringworm once a coup[le years ago lol
NICE
lets all have a party in a college lockeroom and get ringworm
from a toilet seat
bonus if you get pink eye or athletes foot too
this is why i dont shit in public toilets unless i have no other choice
I've had pink eye way too many times. Hate that shit
i had it once as a kid it sucked
fucksake
i think they pretty
the sweat and what?
the sweat and billionare
lmao
man i cannot hold that shit i have obs lol WHEN I GO i gotta go lmao
errr ibs lol
bot got you too bad
no, you were clearly politics
hi chat i just got done at the shooting range

is tehre an equivalent of britas for b42
i see people mention Rains
i dont use mods so cant really give inpuit
as i was saying before frogski PERsONALLY mOD abUSed me
i play/ed rugby-imagine a room full of sweaty hungover dudes
the rank
fungal infection 😊
i genuinely find this game unplayable without some mods
glad they have mod support for peoples needs yar , could ask in #pz_b42_chat if you havent yet or steam forums for pz
wheres the worst place youve shit
camping lol
ive shit in a bag before but....i think the worst place ive shit was in a rainforest

wtf here's another house that got changed in west point
Are you using build 41 map
the new one looks a lot less copy and paste
Which is less realistic
nope on b42 map
American housing
off a cliff
is copy and paste
i love the new design I just feel crazy since i keep coming across occasional remodeled houses that arent on the map lol
thats free solo shitting
whats bad about it
did you watch the shit splat onto the rocks
some of them do feel a bit... off
this window goes into the basement for example
yeah I saw a house with a bedroom that had its only entrance through a toilet
gotta pass the shit test before entry
truly a shithole
you guys see the project france video, seems cool.
sorry not the whole house just a bedroom
lol
competitive shitting
but still
I FOUND IT
I'm not sure if the teachers saw me lmao
i marked that
if anyone gotta use the bathroom youre stuck
i've lived in older houses in the states (which would be time accurate to zomboid now that have similar setups, but generally they have a second door that leads into the hallway lmao
lizard island
HAHAHAH
no way
thats fucking embarrassing dude. but hilarious
I wish I could say I was tryna bomb someone with shit
but no I simply failed to think if I should
marine iguanas are the influence for godzilla 🤓
my new life goal is to shit off a cliff
you have granted knowledge
if you fall off trying to dump a fat log on someone does that make you eligible for valhalla

rainworld is a good game
dubious design but i fw it
it looks like an abstract painting
why does the carpet do that
also really hope we get working ladders at some point, i wanna see where this goes
goes to yo mamas house
can you still not cancel going down ropes
Heyo Riley how is you?
At my age, not an issue. I just poop wherever and society says “meh, he’s old, he can do that”
That sounds fun
Something about peeing outside really resonates with my soul
new vegas became much more accurate
i got fucking killed on site after getting banned from the atomic wrangler
Mod works. There IS something up that ladder. So…..
Devs are also really good at knowing mods and community stuffs.
I predict vanilla ladders will work soon.
idk why
me fresh after a shower
LOL
no casino altering mods are on
This is all fun and games until you flail your coin purse into your thigh
why
Fun
fun
slappy gets it
CASINO?!?!
whats the point of propellers if i cant do a lil helicopter
CASINO
Sitting on a mail bag really hurts
real 
Casino:
when I went back to kyrgystan for a holiday I got too drunk and pissed (very far out of the way of most people, and it was at night too) on some wall and a car full of plainclothes police pulled up and almost had me arrested
rude
probably wanted a bribe or something
you should apologise
nah dude, you need to piss on a tree
Dear God that sounds terrifying. Do you speak their language?
Im from there so Id hope so
well, I actually dont speak kyrgyz but most speak russian and I speak that
I only pee outside in backyards and on camping trips
men will pee anywhere like barbarians -w-
ive pissed off a second floor balcony before
lol
I was too far from anywhere to go, like literally in the middle of nowhere lol idk how I got so unlucky ive ran into ANY people much less plainclothes police lol
HAHAH just as i sent that
you dont get the vision
ofc i dont
real
Dead ass skeptical that "krygyz" is a real word
Looks like it's straight outta Warhammer 40k
well id rather piss on a wall than in my pants
i dunno
pissing your pants is so fucking uncomfortable
Piss is natural product
anything but that
it can go anywhere
pissing on your socks tho
yes
why are you asking
yeah well i dont really have the freedom to aim do i now
yeah, why you got some?
I swtg a dog is criticizing me about where I like to pee rn
check your mail
Thats an L
I needed it
make sure to mark it NOT URANIUM i think customs is a bit iffy with it
sorry pup
yeah it sucks , especially fishing on a boat lol
you got it man
problem?

just piss off the side
ez
Uzbeki 40k
The irony is making me chuckle
aint doing that on the ocean lol
sorry im fancy and like being CLEAN
we used a coffe can lol
I will now, duel a hungarian midget over a sword
You can piss anywhere
and be clean
istvan toth or whatever the fuck his name isw
very stinky little man
just dont piss on yourself
LMAO pissing in a can when you're in a huge body of water
id rather go in somewhere that smells nice and looks pretty
ive pissed off the side of boats before-the stability is questionable
still an achievable goal
I hate this little man
lol bruh i aint hanging my curtains over the edge
ill fall
I will instead settle for pushing him out of a window
How about sea
sea deez nuts in your face
not everyone was graced with parachutes
This sounds like the life we were meant to live. Beer in one hand, Willy in the other
GAHHH
gottem
KILL THIS MAN
Everyone, everywhere has a ratio of urine : pool water they find acceptable to swim in.
Same for dead bodies even!
Everyone has a ratio of both urine and dead bodies in relation to the water that they find acceptable to swim in that water
im living the life my guy 🍻
sighhh men ~w~
nah its peak
no its not
its peak
i think pissing in the ocean would be considered acceptable to most
Every swimming pool EVER had someone within your visual range peeing in it or already pee’d in it.
Always
someone no when the multi come on b42?
nopers
i did think about the impact my dehydrated, alcohol laden, uric acid filled piss would have on the fish population but i reached the conclusion thats its manageable.
they cancelled development for MP
i am him, the pisser
I identify as a 12 year old neanderthal whose natural habitat is in a cave in a cliff on the ocean
real
does this count as hell yeah core
we were made to drink alcohol and sit on a porch 'n visit
i don’t like any alcohol
does imo
honestly
ill drink your share
go for it

Give me a hut made of grass and sticks, a coconut to drink, and a hammock and I'm good.
all the disease
i dont see how people can ujst sit on a beach lol
awesome stuff
i would do it for like 30 mins and have to do something
The ratio itself is just super variable.
Example: we know dead bodies are in the ocean. People still swim in it.
A backyard pool with a body in it? MOST people won’t swim.
So at some point the ratio of water compared to dead bodies becomes an acceptable limit and a human will say “I’ll swim in this”.
Bodies of water are also fish toilets. So we happily swim in a fish toilet.
the trick is to empty your brain
i dont, I usually also have my phone
or a beer
or a beer and phone
mmm, beer.
beer, phone and kebab
i have never been able to do that lol
living on a deserted island sounds okay until you have to fight for your survival or you get an infection
triangle of hell yeah core
Im not big on kebabs, what I really miss tho are shashliks
I like “girly drinks”
Meat on a skewer like kebabs but theyre just straight up chunks of meat
i drink straight gasoline
with a very good marinade
beer, phone, and shashliks
makes my mouth water thinking about them rn
on a beach
kebab better
sunset
did you even have shashliks before
cars women and beer am i right
nope, but i know what they are
Burly looking straight cis guy with a full beard here - girly drinks are delicious
thats not what were doing
hell yeah
but it’s what i did
well, you're uninvited to the cave then
prick
alright no need for that
are we playing doctor now
i know i am but what are you
im going to the beach today i literally live right next to it and havent been in like 2 months
lol
im 1.5x more man than you
what am i doing w my life
also gangster
lol
lmao
dude has a modifier on his man trait
crit multiplier




