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for someone who says he isnt bald
I've never insulted you
bc you were hostile to me specifically for no reason
It's hard to resist
Get him
Cause you are an egg
hostile no im just like this dont take me serious
idk it's really hard to tell sacrasm a lot of the time
Alright egghead
i dont have room for hate in my heart i am pure and splendid 
says the guy who said "KILL" to me only a few min ago...
apolocheese 🐁🧀
DID SPLENDA MAKE YOU BALD?
k accepted
I noticed you didn’t deny the full allegation
🤽♂️ 🧀 would've worked better tho
and bald
or wait is that the guy
WHAT
You can notice that he is trying to dodge baldness allegations now
idk greek mythology
ifdk i just looked up polo and that was one of 3. ther others were 🤽 and 🤽♀️
Figures, they had hair and I know that’s very triggering for you.
true. Plato didn't have flowing locks.
its on my head all nice and full and a very nice sleek black
YOU HAVE THEIR HAIR?!?!?
how dare you make these outlandish claims
I miss having a full head of hair...
You are only 26
all it's on my face now... : (
Transplant it
yeah, and I've been losing hair since i was 17.
it should be on the outside of your head i think
I agree
head full of hair sounds painful
but I unironically have the PZ Balding hairstyle.
Stew can contain every thing
soz you need 4 bowls
back and top
crazy
Cool chip come back here, I’m not done
well I think full head of hair will kill you so I choose ass
i have lots of evidence i have hair on my head
full head bc I personally hate any body hair outside of the head area
Proof
but i will never let you see my face it ruins the fun mystery
You can show us your head
i could be among any one of you...
no face
you could run into me
It’s because you’re bald
you can kinda see me in the mirror in this pic
by your egg head
what mirror
insane face reveal
don't seems like bald people room
There is a mirror?
if you look upscale it (or zoom in to a specific point) you can see my face
women wouldnt talk to me if i was bald
I have lots of evidence to the contrary
you have nothing
The rock proved otherwise
women wouldn't talk to me even when I had hair.
What if you are Johnny sins
So the hair was irrelevent
See?
i have BEEN bald before because the military took my hair however i earned it back
Wasnt that hard
Cool chip pep talk
see why would you admit youre bald in your username if you arent
thats a violation
Reminds me of when I changed my username to "The Last Slice of Pizza" in a different discord
and people referred to me as pizza
Why
Rn in that same server I'm Pitstop Pepperoni
It'll take about 30 tries first time if you're as bad as me
i assume you know who that is in the photo 
No
The kind of pepperoni you can only find in a gas station. y'know, in those little baggies?
Your build is a violation
I removed it but idk who that is

I definitely suck more at the game
old uk lore
Who was it? A politician?
one of these
Oh
Ewww
wrong gif but funny
Ok finding a different bald guy in tenor
the bald man is gone
why's a one piece character pop up when I just search up "bald" on tenor
Not halal brother
miss him already
Cool chip face reveal
So shiny
me when I look in the mirror
@polar kernel look at how much we support you, showing you that there are others like you. We just need to make your scalp shiny now
To this day I’m shocked the rock has a shampoo and conditioner line
Put him in the bowling ball polisher
murica
the American dream! 
every movie involving vietnam
then in the helicopter you get that guy yelling in the mic-earphones
"I LOVE THIS JOB"
I am awake, but at what Costco
We are so weird
needs more Animals
to get a costco hotdog
darn tootin
there is no Costco in my town
oh
we have a Sam's Club
uhh
im gonna get a .22LR and take it to the range :D
which is inferior
But there will be
presses F
I'mma give Cambrie a hug if it's allowed
i asked mrs dodo if i could go to the range for father's day but she said "too spensive"

hello welcome to costco i love you
Ben that actor is my spirit animal
I chipped the back of my tooth
the shittening
.22lr is crazy cheap its like 7 cents a round
wtf
true though
sorry cam, no more hard candy for you dude :(
ah. i wanna shoot automatics :P
I was eating a snickers
no more gravel for you
i had a blast shooting an uzi too!
im getting a 22 cuz its the cheapest caliber they sell. I wanna get a 270 winchester to hunt deer with
oh dang dude
I’ve never shot anything fully automatic
WTF is this normal
gravel isnt normal in a snickers
No pain or anything
did you read the ingreadients
I’ve shot an MPX before though. That was really cooll
chocolate, peanuts, caramel, gravel
what's that :O
A fancy submachine gun. Normally it’s full-auto but the one I fired was semi-only
why in an odd caliber
No like are my teeth going to fall out now wtf
uhhh talk to a orthodontist
?
oh wait
those fools deal with braces huh
talk to a teeth doctor
So small chipping isn’t normal?
i don't think so dude
😭
i went to the gun store and they told me a 270 is just as good as a 308 but the ammo is cheaper
interesting
nightmare fuel
it seemed like a good round but i wont get one for at least a few months
i got cleared to go to MEPS soon so im gonna be in the air force reserves :D
it jams every 3 seconds
awesome!
Why does the internet say it’s normal?
the one i fired didn't jam O_O
then again it wasn't fully auto
The inventor of the UZI, based it's workings on the ak47's
no way
but didnt want them named after himself
I take care of my teeth this shouldn’t be happening
im gonna have good health insurance!!!!
Where are the old people here to tell me this is normal
fun fact about another gun, the galil, its creators surname is balashnikov
Balishnikov
and the galil is based on the kalashnikov
dangit
Yisrael Galili (Hebrew: ישראל גלילי; born Yisrael Balashnikov;[1] 23 October 1923 – 9 March 1995)[2] was an Israeli weapons designer, best known for designing the Galil assault rifle. He also helped to create the Uzi submachine gun. He was known in the military by the nickname 'Father of the Rifle'.
yes
try saying that ten times fast
gatling guns were made initially to distribute seeds
i thought the galil was based on the FAL
fal didnt exist then I think
ests were conducted from the end of the 1960s to the early 1970s led to Galili's rifle emerging as the winner, as a result Galil was adopted by the military. The Galil assault rifle heavily derives most of the features from Kalashnikov AK-47. In 1973,
wasnt the gun named galil to not sound like a kalashnikov knock off
Dentists aren't doctors
Some of them are
what??? what happened in 1973???
dont leave me hanging
In 1973, he received the Israel Defense Prize for this achievement.
phew
dentists are totally doctors lol
No, I refuse
not all are surgeons though
he got sniped
we will never know
oh nvm
he lived till 1995
its also funny to me that he even changed his name to what the gun is named
woah really i never knew that
"Kalashnikovs rifle is named after him? Well mine will be too"
what happened in 1987????
imagine being a gun inventor named SAMUEL BOLT
what happened at Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria in 1987????????
you'd have to change your name
DDS (doctor of dental surgery)
balashnikov
general clownage silly dispenser 47
Bruh acid reflux can cause teeth chipping same with grinding them at night😔
HAHAHAHAHA
nice one
@fathom igloo long time no see...
I’m sorry I don’t think I remember you?
the 'fed'
I don't care, they're not doctors and I will not be compared to dental students
I've taken lectures with them
They're all insufferable
ehhhh
i wouldn't want to tell them that while they're working on my grill
ok time to go buy a gun byeeee
Well that’s kind of elitist
okay glowie
Would you go to a General practitioner for dental issues? Would you go to an OB for gastrointestinal issues?
Just because they have a different specialty doesn’t mean they are not licensed with the medical board as doctors.
i do not remember you
you're lucky I don't have perms
grrr
I saw that
I am a professionalist
Ok do you go to a general practitioner for oral surgery?
I think you misunderstood
it was a dark joke
that was a dark joke?
maybe my sense of humor isn't up to today's standards anymore
or the current culture's standards rather
Being a human is a tedious task
too many things to observe and make decisions upon the observations
I am a a person who is prejudiced against or antagonistic towards people on the basis of their affiliation to a profession.
my humor isn't very good but I can't help it
it's okay i wont judge you
i'll just tilt my head and shrug then move onto the next topic
you got soft hands brother takes sip of beer you ain’t ever worked a day in your sissy life sips beer again
Epic fail
I only believe in epic wins
what about legendary ones
Ok apparently non issue tooth chipping is normal. As long as it doesn’t cause an issue like pain, but they will fill it since it feels weird on my tongue

Hey bald man
do it
are you going to use it?
if so, do it
is it going to make you feel good in the long term? do it
ts pmo
i thought it said STFU
we see what we want to see
i was gonna give it to my dad. He loves trains
😔
sick
anyone from poland can teach me ?
Too bad its on illegitimate store
real
Farty 2.0??? Did you kill farty?
im mr fartface the second, son of fartface
fartface is my father
just updated the name
Epic Games Store is not a legitimate launcher and it should not be recognised as one
i agree
its ass
ive been collecting games on it for years but ive never played any of them lmao
collecting dust
till the collision with andromeda
I also think that Ewbisoft, Uckystar, Oworigen should not exist
And othe publisher launchers store
thats also true
i like downloading the actual files from the game website
not interested in any launcher really
steam is a really good service
and i will say it feels weird the steam made their own os
so i agree with them holding a monopoly
idk if its really good-i like proton but thats only cause we're starved of anyone putting thought into compatibility for linux
true
Yeah. Benevolent dictator
lmao
it’s true
And how do other stores try to fight this monopoly?
A. By making launchers as good and accessible as steam and providing same support
B. By making it pain in the ass to play their games on anything but their stores
C. Trying to lure customers into your shitty launcher by providing obviously unprofitable both to launcher and devs deal
steam support will literally send out death squads for you
no dictator is benevolent
same!! and a bunch of games from amazon gaming lol
amazong gaming what the fuck
B and C
yeah, if you have amazon prime
i also have games on amazon gaming
never knew that was a thing
you get free games and what not every month
used to
have you all seen the annotated map change
My main problem is that all those launchers refuse to cooperate at all
for gog, epic, and their crappy launcher
its Yuge
but its nice for the gog games!
amazon isnt available in my country
fair
Its like, in the game since the start of the b42
gaben sometimes replies to emails . get on it
My sister told me to meet her somewhere at 12.
At 11:56 I said hey I'm at the spot. she said she's an hour away.
Now she's mad at me 🤷
the map now stores annotated maps
Ooh

dude
how so
That's huge
i would leave
like right now i can get saint rows gat out of hell for gog and wolfenstein 2 for microsoft store. speaking of here's the key if anyone wants it. CHXKJ-TJ9CR-K7HK7-WDKGY-WVWFZ i have no way of playing it.
Hey all I am going for a walk, will stop and get some chicken wonton soup or something like that
Oh yea
suspicious
Microsoft store
real
i used to give out free keys too
someone check that key-not me though
amazon just gave me keys for shit i already had
Im not gonna redeem that key
it gives you an icon on the map of the annotated map location, you click it, and it pulls up the annotated map, even if you dont have it

Lol nah...
why not
Worse launcher that xbox and Microsoft store is hard to find
will you be twiddling your thumbs for an hour
shes gonna give you Meridia's beacon RUN
they give out more games though. so i guess it's double edged?
i liked some of the cool exclusive items i'd get for some games
like splitgate
microsoft store is the most useless store ever made
does anyone know when does pz build 42 multiplayer comes out?
at least with steam, even epic and gog i can take my games elsewhere even on my steam deck or main pc.
time to order packages with a VPN to Antarctica
Like if she were a normal person I would. I don't have anything to do anyways. Just kinda trapped in downtown Los Angeles for a few hours waiting for my wife.
do something unpredictable
go for a walk and get a snack at some random place at look at nature
when its safe, its not safe yet, to many zomboids around
does LA have nature
Disgusting filthy concrete jungle
damn
nuk3 the fault lines NOW
You want to play any games from these publishers:
- Log on to steam
- Remember your password for another launcher
- It wont work if you are offline
- You still need to have 2 launchers running in the background, consuming your cpu power
- You have to install both steam and the other launcher
Like I remember trying to play dying light with friends
And having to endure epic games spam in my notifications
And their shitty launcher
It costs $40 to park somewhere
Went to a dirty hole in the wall Mexican restaurant in the hood last night and it was $50 for 2 burritos and 2 Cokes. The burritos were wrapped in foil and served on a paper plate.
Because they made crossplay as hard as possible
that's why im happy the 2K launcher was removed from all 2k games. most of them where singleplayer games???? makes no sense to have an extra launcher running.
They were good burritos... But like... Jesus
then when those companies shut down eventually for being shit you're stick with a bunch of games you can't play unless they go back and remove their stupid launchers
me when i take the train, 3 dollar fare there and back, to the CBD [downtown] and buy my 10 dollar bento and sit at the coast watching the duck
since it's a REQUIREMENT to run the launchers
That sounds nice
i just wanted to play the sims a few weeks ago and i gave up since i had to install the stupid EA launcher.
It gets worse when you realize towing companies wait for you to purchase a meal somewhere and leave your vehicle because it gives them the opportunity to ask around and declare it abandoned
it is nice, i did it last weekend
Happened to us in Dallas, ended up stranded
after my run i decided i wanted 'brunch' in the city so we went there and ended up staying watching some guy do acrobatics and magic
Oh yeah I know all about predatory towing companies. Sorry they got you.
insane
No wonder steam has the monopoly if all of its competitors are braindead
but was it good?
Comes with the after effects of diarrhea 
And only held together by publishers pumping ridiculous amounts of money to keep them somewhat working
Duck pics?

im lookin
Im sure if Epic games didn't have fortnite, the launcher would be already dead by know
ducks :3
no duck pics 
It was fire.
For my 2 burritos home girl at the counter tried to give me 1 salsa cup.
I was like tres mas por favor
She squints at me and gives me 1 more
Ummm... Dos mas por favor 🙂
She crosses her arms, scowls at me, rolls her eyes, huffs, gives me 1 more and walks away.
it's a bit of genuine humor we tend to overlook
i just have this pic of the coast
its just salsa in a cup, you already paid an arm and a leg for two burritos. the least they could have done. us puerto ricans would have given you half of the restaurant if you wanted it 😭
if one were to paint their nails, hypothetically that is, do they need to put something on the bed of the nail? If so, what would that be called?
what the fuck is the bed of the nail
That's gorgeous.
Not very crowded?
not bad, your photos are starting to be almost nice looking
dont worry about it
The cuticle or the area underneath the nail not sure
nah, mate, there were a handful of people there but theres coastal parks all over so its hard to find one thats overcrowded
it's the nail essentially
that explains it
I suppose it's technically winterish down there, but I imagine it doesn't get all that cold right?
wowzers
it does get cold but rarely below 0 [unless you're on the south island closer to antarctica]
its autumn, most people still go to the 'beach' but like i said, if you walk long enough youll find one...advantage of an island land mass lmao
Nice. Oh that's makes sense about Antarctica
Ragdoll physics song

1 whiskey drink please.
Do you think the reason he gets knocked down so much is because he had too many drinks?
b42 or b41
Is that a question?
the incomprehensible urge to compare things strikes again
Man I saw this sick shipping ship the other day but didn't have time to photograph it properly
thats a big as fairy, where are their wings?
on the butt
you captured it in your mind
thats enuf
prude
what i even do
1 vodka drink
Yes
This was all I got. But the hull was REALLY cool. And it was dumping water out like a little water fall
brent
boats name is brent
but american spelling so its brant
Lol
thats a dock
It was extra neat because it was you wouldn't really expect to see a transatlantic ship at a port in this big lake so far from the ocean
Fun Fact!
The human brain and nervous system has a Latency of approx. 100 ms
So your “ping” from when you stub your toe to your brain going “holy shit my toe hurts”?
Approx The same as having a ping of 100
They are really rough lol. I was just commenting on the difference between LA roads and Toronto roads.
very large trucks need to be on that road
why do you need big trucks
in a city
residential area
but again, why do you need big trucks
i live on an island dude
people build cities where there is good harbors
vro just self doxed
you are not efficient
nz should switch to cargo zepplins
This was Canada
north american spelling
Canadia
big trucks disrupt road flow and increase traffic
thats not efficient
wait whats rhe topic now
we re as efficient as the dockworkers union lets us be
just admit you're wrong dude
the dock was there before the city most likely
urban planning my guy
Are you talking about pick pickup trucks that regular people drive or like big rigs that transport goods?
its supposed to prevent that
freedom my guy
thats what im asking
both tbh, in this context the big rigs
well It doesn't matter how big cus roads need to acomidate to large trucks by law
to be forced to pay more tax than most other developed countries
that doesnt sound free

shakes head and walks away
Ugh….. 100% of my dad‘s healthcare ends in June.
He was in the US Army.
Zero insurance. Zero healthcare benefits. Nothing. It all ends in June.
And medical facilities across Seattle, just laid off about 2000 nurses, emergency, childcare workers, and entire medical clinics fired their entire staff.
this is just the first wave
Oh... Big rigs are the lifeblood of America. The rail system is pathetic. Anything 500+ miles from a coastal port would be so void of goods and the stuff they had would be old and overpriced
Tried to get a good pic of Dolly trying to lay in my lap, but
- she's too big to fit in my chair, let alone my lap
- she's constantly moving, unless you ignore her for about a min, then she'll lay somewhere.
obviously
But we’re now getting into politics. I can rant about it on my own Discord, but we should not do that here.
NO, ACTUALLY IT WASN'T OBVIOUS BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T PUNCTUATE IT WITH A QUESTION MARK!
ok
can you answer now
Oh, it sucks hard. I’m already taking care of my dad free of cost on hospice.
I can’t even sell the house without the insurance company taking 100% of the money.
dude...account for size
I don't want to. Good luck.
nz is barely bigger than a us state
can you guys say :3 in the chat
the was the best I could get, with her licking my ear
what do you guys think of moist critical
no
It's actually really similar to California in a lot of ways!
maybe i shouldn’t ask you losers since you’re all old
dunno them
he’s a youtube hero level 100
being alive nowadays is a paid privilege that can be legally revoked
sadly
toilet humor who thinks saying poopy stinky is funny
right ?
ok
i could definitely win in a fight against him
dudes like 5’5 so
Fine. I like b42 more.
you probably could
thanks
good person overall, and good for internet drama news, but that's about it nowadays imo
hey floof
a white guys favorite youtuber
hai
why'd it cancel my reply
Hola
But poopy IS stinky
i watch them sometimes but i feel like they spend 15 minutes on a 3 minute topic
so i usually click off after 3 minutes
oh wait
say the line bart
bruh did Mr Fartface II post a diagram of shit again, why are we talking about this
Yeah, he inherited it from his father
he's here, i am him
lore was established earlier
do people need a genetic map of my family to understand the name
fair enough
yes, i want a circle to look at
you cant say fairer
After age 40, 2% of your conversations revolve around poop.
Increasing by another 2% every year, until maxing out at 50%
(btw I'm only teasing about the diagram thing. It was super weird to post here tho ngl)
nuh uh

I AM from Earth. Promise
I just assume that fart face and stinky are Relatives
dont assume, that makes you an Ass-which would be my cousin
V, click click click click, E
I had a Korean garlic cream cheese bun for breakfast today
` player.placeatme 7 2500
I am human too! Promise!
99.8783% people agree. So it true
Shit was so good. Literally would ask for that as part of my last meal if I were on death row.
You have joined the upper esholins of socioty. You have become nobility. The your stature has never been higher, and yet you've fallen to new lows
for shame
Trying to play Crisis again?
susiety
Holddoorr
Bad pic I stole from the Internet
7 (or 00000007) is the reference ID of the player, and placeatme places a copy of the reference ID posted, in this case, 2,500 individual npcs
(I used to play with console commands a lot)
yummy
The cool thing about death row, is that it’s a once in a lifetime experience
they look like buttholes
medieval bowls
even better
real
you are what you eat 
Bussin
That's looks like delicious 240p buns
That’s why I’m such a D**k….
This Pic feels like it was smuggled illegally
or even crispy 144p buns
no wonder youre such an asshole stink 😒
They are really amazing. If you like garlicky garlic bread, you will like these. I'm Italian but this is my favorite rendition of garlic bread I've ever had.
garlicky garlic bread
ayo what part of italy
garlic bread 2: electric boogaloo
How dare you ping me
bro why are you so hostile toward me
i haven't seen this stat before
what can i say? I'm a gluttonous man
I have a feeling they're either Italian, or their great great great uncle was related to an Italian
Cause I enjoy it
pee juice
ew
piss drink better
Oohhh! Maybe to start damaging loot now?!?!?
Trip and fall and items in your backpack suffer 5 HP damage?
Crappy Backpack prevents 4. So glass bottles still break, but other items do not?!?$?
Curious
My family comes from Naples but I have never been. The closest I've been to them is new jersey. My family owns every house on a small cul de sac there and all the women gather in the biggest house and cook Italian food all day and talk shit about people.
I can't tell if this is supposed to be ironic or not...
called it
sorry
I wanna see you try and cook this
https://youtu.be/BiCWmv26uqE?si=2wHTmHRZI-8-uyuP
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cull the sack
Like... My last name sounds like pasta.
bro got the full naples experience
ghoti being extra fishy today -w-
real
ive been to italy a few times, its cool overall
some places are less so
don't tell him about the country that used to exist of the same name
max miller is peak
yes
where
at least the last let me walk out the door without paying the other 5 c
were the fries good?
I actually followed his recipe for Saffron Rice a while back
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bk fries
those are fire
they dont
it was mid
i made switchel if i remember correctly
its just something they do
what did uppy even say
uppy moment
i like bk surprisingly
upping it
uppy made me bear their children before leaving. They still refuse to pay child support
I love uppy
"How dare you ping me"
"I HATE YOU"
I also completely missed the Material: Glass_Light!
Tried running into a wall, sprint tripping over a fence with in bag, sprint tripping over a fence with in hand (dropped), no effect. I like the idea though, hope something like that gets added/is being added
theyre not serious
legit, theyre just being silly
It's so hard to tell...
just ask ig
understandable
like you did now
I did, but he said it's bc he "enjoys it"
uppy does as uppy pleases
that was unserious as well
assume everything online is ironic or unserious
uppy is quite nice, i too get not being sure what's genuine or not, but theyre a good goober
unless told otherwise
I've had people legit hate me for nothing. It hurts so much.
uppy is not one of them, afaik
they haven't been nice to me at all so far
at least, every single interaction I've had with 'em
wait what happened to uppy
Died
am sorry that happened then, I don't hang here enough to see everythin'
i ate uppy
ruh roh
cowabummer
this does not mama the mia
multiplayer stuck on initializing
I know not everyone can be pleased nor be friendly with you, but I try to at least not get on anyone's bad side
I'm gonna bully you now
They certainly haven't said otherwise
I always do lol
I have had that actually happen to me.
uppy you seem like youd be a mouse
cool
rats are cool
whats so cool about rats
fent devil
I want to sometimes but I keep trying to push myself to interact. Even if it gets more and more people to dislike me upon looking at me.
I don't do anything weird or cringy either. I just look like I do.
(other than be depressing)
I wanna pet that dog
rats:
-tail
-snout
-social
-friendly
-good guys
maybe
pet rats ftw
i just scared of vermin
this is the way
anyway I'm just gonna go play pz for now. I made myself sad. again.
or play something else idk
i like insects and arachnids in the furry context too

i was talking to a colleague of mine and upon breathing out a huge fucking snot bubble burst out my nose; i sucked it back in and he almost pissed his pants laughing.
i decided to roll with it and call my self "the boogerbender" and now we laugh about it.
ez win
people arent perfect
Yo if i create a server and my friend want to join is server name needed or only the ip and port ?
ip and port
That's the thing. I never had friends, or coworkers, like that.
thats fine
if you want to make friends, thats a difficult quest
Using someone else’s tools is the best thing ever

They all
a. hate me, for no reason
b. feel bad for me, but never do anything, like try and befriend me
c. try and befriend me, but ghost me every time i try and meet up
d. are all assholes that I have to deal with bc they are (/were) all i had
e. a combination of all
And I go through the exact same thing
dont ask me
It's the same everywhere
I'm sorry for turning nearly every conversation here into a therapy session btw...

its fine lmao
I like introspection
imagine being sorry for seeking human connection

pingalicious
I'm killing you
I always feel like that. that I'm sorry for everything. for existing. for living.
forctrying.
you’re not far from death
I'M NOT GIVING YOU MERCY
just wait a bit
Ok I'll take it
hey dude we care, it's totes ok to talk about feelings, we're all humans (ish) too
You live today
You didn't specify
See yall, money fixes everything, even uppy’s unrelenting rage
lol. ish
even irl, i can never trust people who say they care. I've had my trust broken so many times it's nearly impossible to trust anyone...
PLEASE DUDE KILL ME
money is genuinely always the answer
where is our child support
how do i calm down the bull that gets mad whenever it sees money
were hungry
chill with the dog
you’re throwing 1 euro coins at it or what
castle
i actually come from a town that does bull fights so i’m qualified to deal with them
Anything you do will be promptly forgotten and will leave no trace, there is no point in apologizing
fish man
how do you keep attackers out when your walls are only 5'5?
you're qualified cause you live there or cause you studied
I don't identify as a human and I'm sure there's a couple other in here too of the same, hence the joke lol
both
this is a safe space. you can identify as anything you want
they’re gonna show this on fox news
I identify as the man that is going to kill you
you’re so violent
get this dude out of here
I was trying to think of a good punchline for this but ghoti beat (me to death) me to it, and the genuine is appreciated too :3
i always get judged for identifying as a pupper still :c
what’s a pupper
dog
someone who needs to be potty trained
HEY
you identify as a dog ?
beh we should make bodily fluids illegal (except blood blood is cool)
do we get to castrate you or what
i do
??????
i do
how do we dispose of waste
imagine thinking ur a dog
what about gender fluid?
imagine caring
im pretty progressive myself but sometimes i don’t get you guys
no, how do we piss if bodily fluids are not allowed
you dont need to understand or be okay with how i am, just dont make it obvious that you dislike it
L + ratio + angry + malding
i didn’t say i disliked it
nobody said anything about disliking it
its a general statement
Fwostie are you like real
I just can't imagine thinking I'm a dog
no
Can I call you frosted flakes?
no
We don't, they are illegal after all so they simply cease to exist
I'm gonna call you that now
i think it’s more complicated than that

True Jimlarck, you just said, "Imagine thinking your a dog" which is totally not rude, and actually really cool and polite.
please dont
im not sure they THINK they’re dogs
"imagine thinking you are a dog" implies some sort of surprise or discontent
So there's this guy called Uppy, he's a real jerk
real
so they feel like dogs? cos I got that dawg in me. but I aint no dawg
uppy your pfp looks like a charcter from a gay vn on itch
His greed will consume him
they just want to be called a dog
What's a VN
I lived in Shaboingus in the early 00's. Cool town
sorry dude
Why is VN gay
gay indie visual novels my beloved
visual novel
you play visual novels?
I don’t know man it’s complicated
its gay cause theres dudes kissing
i don’t get it either
Ohhhhh that one you watch about the single dads you try to date
clearly. thats why it doesn't make sense to me
no...
doesnt mean they fully believe they are a dog, feel like one or shit like one
that vn is ass
how do you know you're a guy? or a girl? or a person...same way
ez
I had to search it up
into deez
All I found was a few dudes and some stacked chicks
WhO Is DeEz? ;o
idek what youre on about now uppy
stink
do you need sleep
why are you up
mental sickness
I'm on the grind
you can always try to understand . if you decide to be hateful afterwards you’ll at least be an informed hater
work mate
Society
damn
uppy is trying to evade my letters
worked-gym-got breakfast-now we sit
No
you have a child with uppy?
Yes
im waiting for my yoghurt ice cream thing now
oh my
It was a beautiful marriage
stop pretending you guys have sex
Somewhere out there, never met them really, I'm still trying to get the milk.
dude
imagine saying this with a meowth pfp
uppy still loves me I know it, they'll be back soon
Who are you
meowth oozes sexuality
and charisma
as do i

i fucking hated that guy
unlike you
he was just annoying
what guy
wasn’t
Finding a server without pvp on shouldn't be this hard 😭
meowth
false
meowth full of deez







