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the dropped off the fridge and skeddadled, but of course the fridge was set to open the wrong direction into the wall
Hi back and exhausted a little
time to eep 
bro you deliver appliances?
they didnt bother fixing that, so I had to take the doors off and reverse it all myself
I open applieances
the worse was having to disassemble the doors on a stainless steel double door samsung fridge to fit it through their super small door
and take out contents
sounds like fun
and of course dodo, this fridge isnt level
the worst lol
I have to get on the floor and fix the leg
T_T
fucking fridge wobble
why is your fridge fucked already
my ocd
it's not a bad thing to level the stupid thing out
it wasnt appliace guys that delivered it, it was just the maintenance guy
i know most fridges now have casters but windex helps to slide appliances around :P
that darn maintenance guyh
tell them to stop revealing their buttcracks to everyone
||i tucked my shirt in to prevent this||
first thing I did, drop an egg in the fridge reloading it
thats just an extra showing
food makes fridges so so heavy š
"no charge!"
real
what is that yt name
idk lol. i was more interested in the video.
this convo reminded me of that clipo
ah ok
you're good lol
it's biomed week and our company is giving away prizes
boss won a $200 visa gift card on monday
hoping i win the bose headphones today T_T
good luck
I been trying to war thunder in vr (even got a thrustmaster joystick) and its pretty damn hard
To be fair
harder cause im in vr trying to crane my neck looking around for the enemies
Its pretty damn hard
Without vr
But Im speaking as someone who thought red means hit
So was confused for 70 hours on why I wasn't killing anyone
raises glass
norm mcdonald T_T
Get a new one
Norm for the american tv show Cheers
wasn't he an accountant of some kind?
been a long time since i watched any episodes
possibly yes
mom and dad watched it religiously T_T
i have a bunch of these 0 mb nameless mods what r they how do i removeo them
Cheers is kinda upscale honestly
cracked me up today, my little brother put this down as his answers
next gen is truly something
touch grass indeed
goodmorning chat!
I answer all math questions
Syntax Error
it looks like this
why is that fridge like jet black
no not that one
hey floof
omg haiuu
just a cheap fridge
hai destroyer
I dislike black furniture actually
absorb all the heat
hai frogski
omg I forgot the baking powder in the last fridge
now I gotta buy new
there goes my budget
new baking powder, in this economy?
why is ur baking powder in the fridge?
those are the most āwhy are you wasting my time with these questionsā answers Iāve seen
⦠thatās a good question
baking powder absorbs smells
why is your fridge⦠stinky?
sounds like you should clear it out more often and/or buy less stuff
birb!
my fridge isnt stinky
birby birb birb!
Floof!
biiiirb!
thats cause you arent storing pee jars
WHAT
can someone recommend me a good simulator game?
nothing..
is that a joke anon?
of course it is
stuff happens all the time
my pee jars get thrown out the window like a normal person
goat
car mechanic simulator
PZ is a pretty good simulator
the job of the news is to convince you that the status quo will continue indefinitely by constantly edging you with false alarms of an apocalypse, thatās all
TCG Card Shop Sim, or Bum Simulator
I was playing under the sand this week
or even Buddy Simulator 1984
its a boring drive simulator
isnt every game a simulator since you are simulating a "what if" scenario in every game?
HotWire Simulator
in a manner of speaking yeah
I was also playing ostronauts this week, its a what if I was a space criminal simulator
steals your fusion core
why so stretched
because 4:3
W I D E
bum simulator looks good but 18 dollars is pretty much man
65" tv i can win
then theres Rimworld, its a "yeah babies are a rewnewable food source" simulator
true
that's why i got it on sale
there's also Potion Craft
Alchemist Sim
the horrors persist, yet so do I
Potion craft was kinda meh
potion craft, kinda repetative and boring
hi guys
theres Kingdom Come 2, a Poland Simulator
where is a good place to ask about bugs?
i think centipedes are sick
thank you
me too bro
Roaches explode if you put them on a burner
Being a poor lad has you seeing things you wish you never had but itās cool I guess
They pop like popcorn
probably cause the goop inside expands
okay Jeffrey Dahmer
š¤Ø
we have cool reversable dates
the insect kingdom is a horror movie
nah
DD/MM/YY Supremacy
yes
fr
if it was a horror movie its a sick one ngl
FUCK YEAH
Aren't that the pfp of Tomboy Sargent
yeah people totally say it like that and not 20th of may
y'all heard about that wasp that basically lobotomizes roaches, lay thier eggs inside em and thier babies eat themselves out of the roach?
also its the 21st of may today
More so in the gross way rather than the fear factor way
In the fear factor tv show idk why they have people eating roaches and shit, thatās not scary, just disgusting š
some wasps
nobody says twenty first of may
yes
also also yall still call it 4th of july
theyre called parasitoids
the wasp is nature's alien
and its not soley roaches
xenomorph im
wdym
4th of July? Yee š
freaky ahh shit
wym everyone says that
literally everyone does this mate
except america
I literally have before
and Iām American
yeee i love that sargent
she got a very warm smile
yeah
I go between the two
figured
literally your american independance holiday is in rest of the world format
same
parasites belong to many species
may 5th or 5th of may depending on context, mood, or whim
me too. I love tan tomboys in general
interesting though
video of birb
parasites in general are freaky
Iām convinced thereās nothing in this world that hasnāt a parasite that goes with it
Even the parasites have parasites sometimes 
hell ya
š¤
viruses are the bare minimum for a living thing, so they canāt really have parasites can they?
I think I have the Destroying Angel mushroom growing in the backyard rn but I'm not sure
And I'm not gonna try and figure it out
woolf haircut it is
lets go
I know that under some definitions for life theyāre not technically āaliveā, but imo they are clearly a part of the same phenomenon that is life
btw Destroying Angel mushrooms cause organ failure and death upon ingestion
same paradigms and all that
the forbidden mushroom
yeah it is kinda weird
Yeah, literally the deadliest mushroom on the planet
Who knows tho, might not be that tho
like this looks human made
fed her extended family bad mushrooms
nature be crazy
killed like 10 people
that's not a virus wym
https://youtu.be/YI3tsmFsrOg?si=3PDDPRgQOksEkuYv
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Created with scientific advice and editing by James Gurney.
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viruses are weird asf. almost alien but also robotic
what if it's alien robots
probably re alien
yeah but this one's actually a good one
a bacteriophage is a virus dude
bacteriophages are a virus
what the bird said
not in the traditional sense imo
š¤Ø
is it my turn to say it
"traditional sense"
? they are literally viruses
a cow is not an animal
what the fuck is a traditional sense
meaning bad
norma viruses before they went all woke
thats not traditional
a bull is not a cow cause you cant milk it
HAHAHAHAHAH i was thinking that
what do you think of when someone says virus?
life isnāt good or bad, itās just either a problem for us or not
one word
tbh i shouldnt be saying that lmao
doesnāt make it something else
i think of the definition of a virus
genetic information in a carrying case
true,and that's the angle i'm thinking at
I think of a protein structure that typically requires another organism in order to copy itself
not 'technically' or any lesser sense
I vaguely recall once hearing of a thing that blurred the lines between virus and something else
which is why I said typically but I could be misremembering
some shit just doesnt fit into it nicely
sorry for eating you alive dstroyer lol
we all say stuff thatās a bit ignorant sometimes
indeed
it's fine lol
donāt mean to be clowning on you
but, you can
I try to avoid baseless takes, but I slip up sometiems
man, gta radio soundtracks unbeatable to this day
yeah same
when you get older hopefully youāll have embarrassed yourself enough to learn how to do it a lot less
still waiting for that level of awareness, myself ;p
unlike the customers i assume
there arent even express lanes anymore honestly
yeah. but I'm also 26 sooo...
all lanes are self checkout
true
I just embarass myself super often
I'd enter with 16 cause you don't get to talk to me like a child and get to get away with it
Not intentionally of course
I'm just extremely clumsy irl
thatād be weird
and kinda kinky
that is brilliant omg
yes this is a banana
ah the difference between erotic and kinky
ones uses a feather, ones uses the entire chicken
hm uh
birb not related
yeah I guess so
though I thought using a feather would be both?
or softcore vs hardcore
true
you're illegal
alsp true
I know :c

itās why Iām typing this from inside of a cage
I don't wanna be the next Pyrocynical
birbs
I also avoid talking about kinks in general, let alone with minors
pyro was erotic rping and and sending furry inflation pics to a minor
well you just told me you werenāt one but Iām realizing that a lot of people here are and I donāt wanna be weird
this shop has blind spots worse than a Camaro
oh, yikes
fair
did man know it was a minor?
Bribs are so underrated smh
not until the allegations started coming out
angry birbs now on windows
im here sitting in the car waiting for Only Girl by Rihanna to finish before i start my mission in gta V
nice
I am listening to lonliest day
by audioslave
Seeing the guy running after him at the end was hilarious lmao
I do that before getting out of the car if Iām not running late if itās a song I like lol
What the fuck
it was like 4 years ago but yeah
i spent half of my time playing cyberpunk 2077 when it came out waitning for the songs to finish before i got out of my car
most sane pyrocynical moment
lol you had me worried
lets not eh
i'm just informing
Iām also the kinda guy to sit through the anime intro if it goes hard
its still not appropriate for this server
its fine, just letting you know
yep ty
banned for 2 years
on a different note, Here's Dolly again
puppy
oh shit you can kinda see me
I canāt
doxed
well I won't point it out then
mods find him and skin him alive
bruh trevor changed the radio station because he didnt like what i put on
thats crazy i never knew he did that
fuck you tho trevor we're listening to 2000s white girl music
I sometimes listen to the radio irl using this dinosaur
(Ignore the AirUp, I haven't drank from it in like 2 years)
whos gonna tell bro
using my free will to drink a can of evaporated milk for no reason
ŃŠ³ŃŃŠµŠ½ŠŗŠ° is good though
maybe not for drinking
did you unevaporate it
wait its condensed not evaporated
I hope you're not just "drinking" powder rn
evaporated milk is just cream but idk
oh i didn't know
I was making caramel last week but only had condensed instead of evapoarate
basically the same I guess
then I forgot to add the butter
and ruined it
Condensed is pretty different, itās insanely sweet
One can of condensed milk is like 1k calories
I used to drink streight up cream
Makes for some great deserts though
calories or kilocalories
P sure everyone means kcal when they say cal
i hate wumpus
Unless youāre doing research maybe
You puking?
there's a leak in the boat
I hate hateful people... wait... what 0-0
O_O
eek
Wym? I'm driving a space truck atm. I'm confused...
oopsie! minor hull breach!
btw my mom bought this rube goldberg-esque egg... dispenser I guess?
Jumping guns
henlo
hey floof
:3
Guys please help
yeha i literally just mixed those two up too lol
Im playing pz mp with 1 friend and everything is good but in one moment i neded to use god mode and now his and mine max carrying capacity is like 12 PLEASE someone HELP ME PLEASE
I BEG U
PLEASE
begging isnt a good look for you boo
what do u mean stats?
Noona Manoni
they might have fucked up there skills, god mode can do that iirc
bro thats all okey
Yeah, what are your str stats
strenght lvl 9
how new are you to zomboid
that should be 18 capacity
did you turn it off
so are your stats still the same?
yeah i did
yes
that reminds me, strength and fitness are broken rn
did you reset your skills to previous
have you tried setting your str manually to 9
nope
maybe itll fix it
Id do what frog said
how to do that
as admin you can change skills
id ve careful resetting skills as you might accidentally reset everything
i will do screenshoot first
yeah screenshot it or something
just to be sure
molodets
yeah okay i will try this
frog
yo
what brand of cuppa do you like

I was asking what tea you like, idk if that translated
Just say cambell's or chef boyardee
you deny your culture
american brands
Heck yeah
Yeah no campbells ar9und here
never seen either tbh
But yeah, both my asian roots and my current british culture love tea
I do not
More of a coffee person
thats ok dude
For me idk what brand but I like, i think it was chai tea?
And now I cant even drink coffee cause im on adhd meds
ah yes the tea tea
you can, just limit it
contraindication?
no, even the tiniest bit makes my heart go into overdrive
My meds are stimulants as they are, any more and it puts me in the danger zone
once I have found a server on server recruitment how do I join the server?
get the ip and port
then choose your name and password for that char
make a new character
kill the other one
how I don't see IP and port
is he hungry
no bro i checked everything
it was all good
so at 9 str you should have 18 capacity, if youre debuffed by moodles youll have less
should be listed as part of the ad
what server did you decide to join, link it
bro listen i was nearly dead and i needed to get god mode activated so i dont die and then it happend i dont know why
I really have no idea either im just troubleshooting what I know
If you set the str to 9 and it ended up 16
kill the character
then i can only assume theres moodles at play
and make a new one
will that help?
idfk
tf?
aight xD
its right there
Put the top number in ip, bottom into port
Then put in your desired username and password
are you forced to be helpful now that you're a mod
those details are for that specific character
Ive always been helpful
helpful with deez
how do you know that
for some reason that links won't work on my computer do you know the name of the discord server?
hai stink
yo
Computer?
Go to your game
go to the server broswer
put in the ip and port
done
IP grabbed
yes but there is a discord server
hes coming for ya
That doesnt matter for now youre trying to joing the ingame server yes?
yes
clearly Strength and Fitness at game start are both broken rn
Then put in the ip and port in tge server broswer
I would like to join the discord first though
i'll post it in tech support too
Bro, then check for invites in that thread
you got meds?
MODS
yes but nothing that affects traits or stats
mods bad
ok, it doesnt matter

i'll test unmodded in a bit
jole is my favorite eastern European
there was one time when a HAIR mod broke the game so hard it stopped people from being able to hit play
take solace in this fact
cause it removed load and new buttons from main menu
Jesus
mods interact in a ll sorts of weird ways
you referring to Vargskelethor?
wait no
I read that wrong

Is there any way to fix stuttering while driving that ISNT caused by fps drops?
ok jill boe
Its weird, its like jittery but my frames dont drop. I even have it locked at 60 rn
It seems better locked at 60 than locked at 72 through nvidia settings (Half my refresh rate of 144)
I have confirmed it's a mod causing the no strength thing
if anything it's worse imo
yea but nah
fuuuuuuuuuck
stay zoomed in
Honestly this game could just drop the way it is/was even in b41 and id be happy if they could just fix the performance
But ik to some extent its probably engine related as well as lack of multithread or w/e so I get it
Where to find katanas?
Places
I have a 7700x and a 4070super and I feel bad for people who are on lower specs. I just get motion sick so im sensitive to it but Ik there some absolute troopers out ther playing at like 25 fps
Thanks king
:D
I think I found mine in a gun store tbh
Dont quote me on that, Ive only ever found that one so I just dont use it lmao
You'd have better luck finding it stuck in a zombie tho
Your best bet is either pawn shops or survivor houses
ok new fridge is installed and done, microwaves is cleaned and replaced on top
this fridge does not have leveling screws for some reason
congrats, now you can make bagel bites
Pizza rolls are fire too
bagel bites better doe
Tosito pizza rolls
Nuh uh
Bread and gravy
fuck it I will throw a shim under this thing
hot pizzas rolls totinos totinos
when they pulled out the old fridge a dessicated black rodent shape thing fell out from behind, and they freaked
I was like,, That, is an Ancho Chilli
but why
why
why does this exist
I think we can live without these on our planet
they are tasty in stews such
its a smoked and dried pepper
they last for damn near ever
rat raisins*
mate doesnt like food with flavour

oi bruv ye don't fancy a lil chippy crispy
a bit cringe innit
Hi I need players from south asia
for what do you need them
the purpose
farming runescape again are you
at that point its not fish anymore
its a fish loaf
processed fish loaf
actually fish and chips sound good as fuck rn
yall like donuts?
This reeks....

the fuck

This is cap
I dont know what that means
the two of the worst gaming community come together
to make a mega doodoo pile
Here you are eating chippin crispies instead of defending super earth
shut up uppy we have to clean up for you laziness
cuz i mainly do sp and i wanna see the new stuff
but i hate the new visuals
Billions are dying cause you didnt defend new haven
Whatās different about it other than the rag dolls and noodles?
New Haven isn't real
Moodles*


I didnāt see it
When I read HottieZ
FurryZ more like
im alive
no it isnt
where did u get bitten bro
bro survive a trip to walmart
You're alive
but can he survive a dine in at waffle house
But at what cost, I am still dead from the day you killed me
sober or drunk
Loot goblin
All because I need some more cigarettes
nah drunks got to denny's
never set foot in a waffle house sober
What about IHOP bill?
I made it 21 days this time which is my farthest to date
old people
Had generator, clean water, hundreds of rounds of ammo etc
Bill pls
i made myself mad again
IHOP
If you run really fast it turns out you canāt be billed
I think this is a good excuse to boot up b42 and try it finally maybe
downloading mods in a pain in the ass
MID
Pomni at the Waffle House? 
visualization of unhealthy mental state
That one less thing to miss when the illuminate crash on to our sector
is thats someones underwear or an armband or something
salacious
look like they probably got a blood test and had one of those arm wraps
awful
But WAFFLE Tuesday BILL
its a blood draw thing yeah
no clue, havent donated blood before, they just tend to send you home with a wrapping when you do
Who do you voice?
Old man
Cause instead of like a vaccine where it is a normal puncture, a blood test is a venous puncture
Which could bleed steadily
the places here just use those white plasters
not seen that
interesting
I need all 12% of these people on not SE exploded
Nyanta, cause fuck you
Srry, Nya I meant to say
Followed by an "UwU" as they say
Followed by suplex
As they say
Do y'all wanna hear the UwU I did yesterday?
as they say
anyone here real good at warzone to play duos?
Roughly 12 seconds in, it's really quiet, but that was me
The mirror
Like I genuinely impressed myself and I don't think I'll ever recreate it
The audio around it might be clear enough that I could put it into audacity and boost it a lil
its like with vinny and the weed whacker
What the fuck are you saying
suplex? i find it simple
okay bug diver
the b42 framepacks are cool, real nice to have on this funny run where we only wear items we've crafted
najh
subsistence map when
crafting oriented, absolute minimal loot (precursors and recipes only)
I love this
Would be cool for a 10 year run
didnt one for b41 come out tho
like its just majority woodland
i shouldve started with lower loot and erosion for this one tbh, mostly wanted to test out the tailor class but it ended up being really fun
may actually do that now, ty for the idea :3
of course! it'll make me want to do one of those runs as well ^_^

big battle in germany
i like this mod
will letchu know how it goes :3
please post screen shots ^_^
How can i delete content that i download from workshop?
i ate a stale cooked salmon and i got queasy
what do i do
All of them
tough it out
Is this ck?
average black plague run in europe
be alive!
does anyone knows??
ck3
i have a mod that makes all your vassals join your wars, either with you (if they like you) or against you (if they hate you)
uninstall the mods
i dont have any mod that does that
Ok so superb and survivors and bandit mod still work together
if you unsub doesn't that uninstall it?
if you ate burnt chicken would you feel good?
sorry
salmon
i like burnt chicken
workshop > go to the modpage of the thing you want to get rid of > click green sub button again (unsub). Boom mod unsubbed
hai dodo
IT WAS STALE AND JUST COOKED
burnt*
how ish uus
My queasy is gone
Now, if your actually worried about a certain mod still lurking in your game files you can always completley nuke the zomboid folder like actual game folder then rebackup the files
or completly reinstall the game
Died after 13 hours when i spawned into West Point 
I DISINFECTED A WOUND AND MY QUEASY IS GONE
hai jamie
I DONT HAVE A MOD
Took down 59 zombies with me atleast
THAT ODES ANYTHING
were you nearby a group of corpses?
OK NICE OF YOU TO SHARE.
a bit of time ago yes
it did have the worst moodle
like dayz!
yeah
i love dayz!
lol that would suck
It litteraly saves your life
it sould imo
when you vomit do you feel better after?
usually I do
you force yourself to vomit?
you underestimate the violence of my vomiting
usually
why
e
after i vomit i feel miserable and want to sleep the rest of the day
have you ever thrown up after eating something IRL and felt weirdly satisifed
well, do you feel queezy still?
the last time i vomited i hated life and that was from having a migraine
i mean doesnt apply the same logic to dayz, because thats when you overfill a survivor or there sick but yknow
well yes, yes i do
probably because it was better for whatever you ate to not be eaten
exactly my point then
ghoti how do you feel after you throw up
only time i ever upchuck is when i am getting a stupid migraine
my fatass can basically eat anything lol
and i just learned it's linked to all the crap i used to drink with that red 40 garbage
you cannot comprehend š
but can you eat an entire Cessna airplane
Well a lot of people do and its a built in feature ti expel toxic materials so I think the mechanic can be warented. Help git rid of bad food and to show if youre super sick
or in a lot of pain
that happens
what is your favorite food sir?

mƩtallon
very real
i thought you said you do that
when did I say that
is that Brian from the acclaimed boyband the Backstreet Boys?
iron you dingus š©
hey now
don't gotta name call 
legit thought you were referring to a food i've never heard of lol
ripperonis mr lahey
its ok dodo i luv you homeboy
nah really
my fav food is probably pizz or some shi
or fried chicken
Dave no š
some fried chicken is good
mrs dodo is from the south so she can get down with some fried chicken
first time i ever had chicken and waffles was from her

is miss dodo from the nation of coca cola people
uhhhh
Even with pvp disabled i keep getting shoved by my npc teammates 
what nation is that?
mehico?
she's from branson missiouri lol
OH
nah
she's the whitest white girl i know irl
oh your like north north usa
They do that š«
i'm 2 1/2 hours from Freeattle
Might play with only bandits mod
sick
They seem more of a liability if they shove you like that
tank has better dance moves than me T_T
@bronze moat there's a zombie i see in the my PZ lite on my phone that i see that always reminds me of your pfp
Essentially a first aid to ingesting toxins
There's also milk and activated charcoal for more dire situations
but yeah atleast you got options for fried chicken in the us im jelous š
I keep them as āworkersā
i'll have to post a screenshot next time i see one
if were talking major chains in aus its like.. KFC and thats it lmao
no options where you're at?
OH
i gotcha
Yea there better off protecting your base and working on it
i hardly eat fried chicken anywhere except at home
Though idk if they fight bandit npcs from bandit mod
and that's if mrs dodo feels like cooking it up
she breads the crap out of em and throws them in a cast iron ^_^
indeed
im' sure you could make some at home :D
rebe?
rebel
I rebe
i found the 10 hour version but i couldent download it via my vid player apparently it was too long š¤
sometimes. that's a lot of bwead T_T
i rebe
i'm not a fan of syrup either
chicken and waffles seems fucking terrible
i set it as wallpaper
dont knock it till u try it bae š
Like coke floats
cause yknow, you know what you're into
gross
i know what you are indeed
i know what i am
I mean fair, but how do you experience new things and activties if you cant well try them?





