#general_chat

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dim cloak
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I wish I had a trip like that. All I felt was like my heart was gonna explode

toxic hawk
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I like American foot ball it looks fun. But dangerous

toxic relic
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you need to prepare for it

toxic hawk
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Perhaps I'm simply a coward

lyric galleon
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if youre stuck jn a loop, youd eventually go insane but it would also mean that you can loop back to sanity

dim cloak
toxic relic
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i had a similar experience and it changed me forever

toxic relic
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do you sometimes get those feelings randomly again

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like you're sitting watching tv and just randomly feel the creep of infinity

stone meadow
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No, but it always trips me out remembering what I saw and felt

toxic relic
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understandable

stone meadow
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Now I really dont wanna live forever or even a long time

toxic relic
dim cloak
toxic relic
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the loop is a curse

stone meadow
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Long I mean by human standards I still wanna live a normal human amount lol

stone meadow
dim cloak
stone meadow
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google 17776 and go to the football news site

dim cloak
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I didn't know if it was book or whst

stone meadow
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its a webcomic i think

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not really a comic but idk how else to describe it

dim cloak
gilded bridge
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greetings

stone meadow
toxic relic
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storytelling

neat moat
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in the goal

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and you tacke the guy

stone meadow
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too much info

neat moat
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with the pigskin

toxic relic
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so rugby

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but worse

neat moat
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Its exactly like rugby

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actually

toxic relic
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contact rugby

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i like rugby more but im biased

neat moat
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its like rugby but with more armor and rules

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isnt rugby ironically safer?

toxic relic
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dont think so

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theyre both brutal

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there is no-contact rugby though

neat moat
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I heard that it was safer due to people subconsciously holding back because they didnt have the protection of football gear

gilded bridge
icy vigil
neat moat
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It might be the concussions probably

toxic relic
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rugby and american football do have a lot of those

neat moat
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Sure you get more broken bones and bruises but youre up playing moreand you can't exactly pad your brain

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yeah

toxic relic
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rugby caps are a joke lmao

half kettle
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Rugby helmets.

toxic relic
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scrum caps

neat moat
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That's what stops me from doing contact sports mostly. I dont like the idea of brain damage

toxic relic
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theyre just used for the srumage at the start

half kettle
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I just play football and get trampled by the horde

stone meadow
neat moat
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mr shark is a little shy

gilded bridge
neat moat
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ask them yourself

stone meadow
icy vigil
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one of the reasons i overuse stressed is because the emoji selection in this server small

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and ive been so used to stressed

toxic relic
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lmao

icy vigil
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can't even laugh at users 😔

stone meadow
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you cant, but I can

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I do it all the time

vital marten
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When worded like this they make it seem like it’s been 12 whole assyears without an update 🤣

icy vigil
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you think you do

gilded bridge
icy vigil
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you're in the same cave as everyone else frogski

stone meadow
icy vigil
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i love the shadows. i love the shadows. i love the shadows.

gilded bridge
stone meadow
gilded bridge
neat moat
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idk

stone meadow
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2021

neat moat
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2021 was 35 years ago

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feel old yet?

vital marten
stone meadow
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time flies

icy vigil
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Practically, nothing's holding the devs back now

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since animals are NPCs

gilded bridge
icy vigil
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all of the promises from the early funding have been fulfilled

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however, that 13 year timeframe towards b42 will forever be held against TiS

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especially since other indie devs have done more for less time

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comparison is the thief of joy

gilded bridge
late canopy
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is the glitch fixed where in unstable you cant sleep on the ground?

stone meadow
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Thats a very subjective opinion

icy vigil
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Yes of course its an opinion

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also Hades 1&2

stone meadow
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completely different scope and scale games

icy vigil
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but think of it from the lens of a newcomer, even I was skeptical because the first time i had heard of the game it had 10 years in early access

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that's a fuckton of time for early access

surreal mirage
stone meadow
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one is an open ended sandbox where more detail is what is always needed and one is a linear game

stone meadow
icy vigil
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nothing

toxic relic
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compared to deez

oblique stream
icy vigil
oblique stream
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For over how many years it hase gamechanging updates

icy vigil
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i think 1.12 is full release or where minecraft left beta but i dunno

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it's not in the beta versions now i think

stone meadow
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Most games take years and years to make, you just see early access games from start to finish unlike say, something like GTA 5 which took many years to make, but it wasnt in the public eye so the people only consider the amount of time it took from announcement to completion

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And thats games with massive budgets and hundreds of employees

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and strict deadlines

icy vigil
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PZ isnt a bad game

oblique stream
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I think its pretty much the case for almost any indie dev game

icy vigil
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but TiS is a bad marketer of the game imo

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it should have left the early access tag a long time ago

toxic relic
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gta 5 released in 2013

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thats 12 years

stone meadow
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then people will complain that they left the early access tag without fullfilling absolutely everything

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damned if you do damned if you dont

oblique stream
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Like how many years it took for dwarf fortress drunk

stone meadow
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someone will complain

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its the nature of the internet you cant make gamers happy

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gamers are a very entitled bunch

oblique stream
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But you can ban them

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And take their xpjaques_beaver

stone meadow
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from now on any unhappy gamer is banned

oblique stream
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What if Im unhappy because of an unrelated reason to zomboid

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Like life

toxic relic
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frogski has secretly been eating the xp of every banned user

icy vigil
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banned as well

maiden nymph
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No man’s sky went alright and that was a dogwater mess

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At launch*

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Now it looks sick

oblique stream
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You know it was bad

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When there is a crowbcat video about it

stone meadow
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i mean I just went and made that one but i dont make the rules

maiden nymph
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Also when did frogski get mod

toxic relic
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i wont forgive or forget no mans sky launch

stone meadow
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i was always mod wdym

oblique stream
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He stole it

surreal mirage
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No mans sky is peak

icy vigil
oblique stream
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When LoKiel wasn't looking

sour gull
surreal mirage
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And i will forgive their launch because all they've done since is fulfill promises with free updates

maiden nymph
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Which is pretty cool of them

surreal mirage
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Exactly

oblique stream
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I will forgive no mans sky because Ive never played it

surreal mirage
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I've seen games that have had worse launches and are still bad

maiden nymph
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I won’t forgive project zomboid because I cracked my desk over it once

stone meadow
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I will forgive no mans sky because im just generous like that

zealous geyser
toxic relic
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ok contrarian

warm atlas
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Frogski stole the mod powers when everybody was asleep he has sneak at 100

oblique stream
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@stone meadow can we revoke Shark's ability to emote

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Pretty please

maiden nymph
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no he’s cool

oblique stream
maiden nymph
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I vouch for him

warm atlas
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Shark is a nice guy

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He can keep his stuff

maiden nymph
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never mind he reacted weirdly to my message

icy vigil
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Shark killed my parents

stone meadow
maiden nymph
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smite him

oblique stream
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Ban him

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Simple ass

maiden nymph
icy vigil
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This is tyranny of the masses

oblique stream
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Bye bye breakdance

icy vigil
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i wont stand for this

maiden nymph
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isekai him into the Knox infection and watch him join the horde

warm atlas
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Nah

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even better

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Exile him into Siberia

maiden nymph
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Worst ending

stone meadow
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That time I was reincarnated as a knox survivor

warm atlas
oblique stream
maiden nymph
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Y’all wonder what world Epstein was isekai’ed into

icy vigil
oblique stream
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Wha

sour gull
oblique stream
sour gull
maiden nymph
oblique stream
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Another update already?

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Hell yeah

maiden nymph
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Also I see that the pz wiki is actually usable now

glass scaffoldBOT
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42.8.1 - Unstable Hotfix Release:

  • Fixed game not launching with Video Effects being unchecked.
  • Welcome message can be disabled in the options.
maiden nymph
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When did that happen

oblique stream
maiden nymph
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Wiki used to be dogwater ass awful like a year and a half ago

sour gull
oblique stream
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All over the wiki

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Thats why my name is in the game

maiden nymph
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ok bud pack it up

oblique stream
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And bunch of other names that actually did the work

maiden nymph
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no more gooning to webpages and text

oblique stream
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Thats my job

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As a wiki editor

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I do what I must

cyan groveBOT
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**PROJECT ZOMBOID - RAGDOLLS ANNOUNCEMENT VIDEO! **
https://youtu.be/TwlSgt0EWBs

Project Zomboid is the ultimate in zombie survival. Alone or in MP: you loot, build, craft, fight, farm and fish in a struggle to survive. A hardcore RPG skillset, a vast map, massively customisable sandbox and a cute tutorial raccoon await the unwary. So how will you die? All it takes is a bite..

Website Link; https://projectzomboid.com/blog/...

▶ Play video
hollow crane
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what happens if i have a mod in the steamworkshop list but not the mods list when changing settings for a server

rain mango
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I just realised my past runs I keep dying to corpse sickness 💀

icy vigil
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bro forgor

oblique stream
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On a server

rain mango
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Epic embed fail

hollow crane
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and click add

oblique stream
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You need to manually set each mod

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Yes

hollow crane
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fantastic

oblique stream
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Or the game will just start the server without mods

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And reload your Lua

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And you can not have the mod in the server settings, but not in the mods section

plain cave
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Ragdoll ?!!!!drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk

oblique stream
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If you join the server without mods, it will tell you to download them

hidden spruce
hidden spruce
oblique stream
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Bro is drunk

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Order him a cab 🔥

trail palm
plain cave
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Nah just happy, I like physics spiffo

obtuse cedar
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Nice ragdoll, but MP WHEN Arena_PomPonPepeAngy

oblique stream
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Tomorrow

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They have leaked mp in the #veterans_only

hidden spruce
icy vigil
plain cave
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I wonder ragdoll in multiplayer, it would be hard to synchronize ded

oblique stream
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You can trust me

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I am in the credits

toxic relic
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no its true

oblique stream
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So surely my info is not fake

toxic relic
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im a vet i confirm

obtuse cedar
hidden spruce
oblique stream
deep raft
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anyone knows or any idea when is the mp update in b42?

toxic relic
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we're the beta testers and we get game keys

oblique stream
toxic relic
hidden spruce
plain cave
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Bro is mad at me 🥲

hidden spruce
oblique stream
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We will force you to fight all of billions sans au made by children on deviant art

oblique stream
half kettle
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Awesome

hidden spruce
oblique stream
oblique stream
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And that's all we needed

plain cave
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Sans 3 second later

hidden spruce
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i watched error and ink fight it was peak

oblique stream
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10 years ago 🔥

hidden spruce
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but tbh Gencoide Sans and Last Breath were too fire

oblique stream
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My only favorite au of sans

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Is disbelief papyrus

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So hype

oblique stream
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Cant wait for undertale

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Expanded and enhanced

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Or undertale +

toxic hawk
manic goblet
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holly fuck that fking ragdoll

hidden spruce
oblique stream
frozen ember
oblique stream
hidden spruce
oblique stream
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Thats what

hidden spruce
oblique stream
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Ooh

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Yes

hidden spruce
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sillest sans got ever created

half kettle
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Incomprehensible gibberish

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= silly

oblique stream
hidden spruce
oblique stream
hasty thistle
hidden spruce
frozen ember
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holy fuck

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mordahu chat is so cooked

oblique stream
hasty thistle
oblique stream
hasty thistle
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Have we reached the point that the young folk have forgotten what the old folks claimed, or are you simply not understanding the reference I'm making?

oblique stream
hasty thistle
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The claim is that if you have sexy times with your self you'll go blind.

oblique stream
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I get it

delicate coral
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Rag Dolls.....didnt see that coming lmao

oblique stream
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Ive heard about it

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But it didn't cross my mind

zealous geyser
neon bramble
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car impact ragdolls when

karmic jetty
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ragdoll

sage rain
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isnt that now

karmic jetty
dim cloak
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Man I wish I could run Fallout London at at least 30 fps...

oblique stream
neon bramble
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I had to reduce my res to a fair bit over half just to get decent load times out of bromley

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dont mind the accidental ruina lore drop

half kettle
dim cloak
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I lowered all the settings and still lag when looking in specific directions in London

oblique stream
neon bramble
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impulsive ctrl+v thinking I had something else in the clipboard

neon bramble
dim cloak
neon bramble
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is your monitor's refresh rate above 60

oblique stream
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Do you have vsync

neon bramble
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cause you will need the high FPS fix if it is

dim cloak
neon bramble
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if it's really bad it might be worth reinstalling FOLON via your favorite mod manager so you can add buffout 4 among other performance enhancers

dim cloak
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for some reason

neon bramble
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I dont think it has long loading times fix to boot

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cause that mod greatly improved my load times

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but you're having frames issues which I'm not sure how to adress further

bright relic
dim cloak
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or 1280x720 res

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or fucking turn off godrays

neon bramble
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yeah sometimes it wont load the higher quality textures for me

dim cloak
neon bramble
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oh lmao misread idk then

bright relic
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oh lmao misread idk then

dim cloak
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Btw my specs are i7 10th gen, but Intel Iris Plus gpu

dim cloak
bright relic
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anedo

pastel kettle
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Is there anyway to make modding server easier

dim cloak
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Almost 36

dim cloak
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at least not in my experience

pastel kettle
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Alr thx

bright relic
dim cloak
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anyway...

neon bramble
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should probably seek help in the folon server if you're using the canned install

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cause if you're having issues with frames out of the gate that runs deeper than what I've had to deal with

dim cloak
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the city

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I have to look at the ground, or go into an interior to get fps above 20

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I never had this problem on FO4

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but ty for trying tho

ruby river
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hi chag

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and also hi chat

dim cloak
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oh

ruby river
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i was playing helldivers last night and i think i found a loadout i enjoy

neon bramble
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I just need to find anyone that sells aluminum shipments

tall glen
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Hey I'mm glomp you

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get glomped

toxic hawk
stone meadow
polar kernel
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just do it atp

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call it a preventative measure

loud pumice
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Bagman, is it true that you're a fed?

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Should I vote for you again during the Knox County election?

sour gull
loud pumice
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President Bagman

sour gull
polar kernel
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im shocked im not accused of being a fed more often

sour gull
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Don't pull up unless u know about guys night

loud pumice
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Guys night by Muldraugh highway

sour gull
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We all going to bars and stealing American flags and stag heads

tall glen
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Hello all

loud pumice
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If you saw me walking near the road, would you run me over?

tall glen
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wanna have a live update on my life

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my new Fridge is being brought into the house

frosty tulip
sour gull
tall glen
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soon I will have the abiility to make ice cubes

loud pumice
sour gull
tall glen
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Uppy is a doofungus

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the freezer was running at room temp

sour gull
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Damn

loud pumice
sour gull
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Good thing you got a new one

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If my freezer broke my house would smell of rot and decay

tall glen
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well, mine did for a minute

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I had fish in it

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and by a minute I mean a week

loud pumice
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In the new PZ update, we saw a sneak peak of MP

neon bramble
sour gull
loud pumice
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It could be real

sour gull
neon bramble
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always listen to the half light grindset

tall glen
neon bramble
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have you seen this yet

stone meadow
neon bramble
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inspirational

loud pumice
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Would you shoot me?

half kettle
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yes

stone meadow
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im no longer a fed now ive gone private

sour gull
frosty tulip
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Half Light is goated

tall glen
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Uppy is a pinkerton?

frosty tulip
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Half Light easily kicks Cuno's ass

loud pumice
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I am pink

neon bramble
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I like part 2 for both half light and the volition playlist is eachother

sour gull
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Sorry pal but they call me ice breaker in these streets

gilded bridge
loud pumice
neon bramble
gilded bridge
loud pumice
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The knox event is contained

gilded bridge
# stone meadow yes

you can mute me for a an hour or two if that makes you feel good
it'll make me feel good too

crisp hollow
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Who's looking for this

tall glen
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Australia?

stone meadow
neon bramble
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bullshit

gilded bridge
loud pumice
sacred schooner
burnt kite
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that also goes on the forums

tall glen
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I ran into a hillarious English fellow this week, I was working at the restuarant and a literal english bloke, has a beer from the tap say's "that aint right" then tells the crew he has this. he talks his way into the back and fixes the beer taps, we give him a free meal and beer

stone meadow
tall glen
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he had a cockney accent

lost dock
burnt kite
loud pumice
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🍑 tbh_chomp

tall glen
toxic relic
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why is the peach like that

sacred schooner
loud pumice
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Literally the best opportunity to catch them off guard

tall glen
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I take off my pants for fighting

toxic relic
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then hold them and uppercut the head

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several times

tall glen
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mr tough guy over here

gilded bridge
loud pumice
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Just hit them in the ribs while the shirt covers their face and their hands are tied around the shirt. Free hit full force.

gilded bridge
toxic relic
loud pumice
toxic relic
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are you wearing pants

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thats magic dude

tall glen
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lol letterkennyt

toxic relic
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blind them with your magical talents

loud pumice
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Tf

tall glen
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"you look like a 12 year old dutch girl"

polar kernel
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my stomach yearns for a meal

toxic relic
polar kernel
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i passed out and didnt make my steak last night

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this place is a prison

toxic relic
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tbh i enjoy taking my pants off after work

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comfortable

polar kernel
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i cant have anything

tall glen
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I have pickles available chip

polar kernel
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please be dill

toxic relic
tall glen
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water, is a scam

polar kernel
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if theyre sweet pickles im committing crimes

tall glen
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you drink it, then you release it, then you have to drink more

toxic relic
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you just drink to piss again

polar kernel
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or bread and butter

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ugh.

tall glen
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I want some water that has some staying power

burnt kite
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aeugh

toxic relic
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retain water

polar kernel
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the only good pickles are dill every other kind is for actual psychopaths

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disgusting

toxic relic
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pickled eggs?

neat moat
tall glen
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I need some of this

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Heavy water, or deuterium oxide (D2O), is a form of water where the hydrogen atoms are replaced by deuterium, a heavier isotope of hydrogen. It has different physical and chemical properties compared to regular water, such as being about 10% denser and having higher melting and boiling points.

tall glen
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extra THICK water

polar kernel
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if you give me sweet relish for a hot dog im showing you an unregistered firearm

polar kernel
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what

tall glen
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I like horseradish pickles

polar kernel
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I HATE PICKLED EGGS

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ONLY OLD PEOPLE LIKE THOSE

sour gull
burnt kite
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pickled eggs are the ballsack of pickles

toxic relic
tall glen
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fartface is going to prison

burnt kite
polar kernel
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when my ex was pregnant and craving different foods she begged for pickled eggs and i had a 4 hour journey searching for them

toxic relic
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100 ml vinegar: 10 ml piss

burnt kite
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understood

polar kernel
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for some reason literally every store i went to just... didnt sell them

tall glen
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make your own

polar kernel
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or they had no idea where they were in the store

tall glen
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pickle juice + eggs

sour gull
polar kernel
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it was a terrible journey

toxic relic
polar kernel
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it took me forever to find them

stone meadow
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first thing i can think of when thinking of pickled eggs is the ones at Moes

polar kernel
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and then i got home and she said "oh i dont want those anymore"

stone meadow
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super old gross with sewer water in them or whatever it is

toxic relic
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yeah

stone meadow
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when Im that drunk i can barely keep a drink down much less piss

toxic relic
stone meadow
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would that not make you spew everywhere

toxic relic
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he got escorted out

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idk what happened to him

stone meadow
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talking about drunk might go to my local bossman get some beers

tall glen
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I am santa

polar kernel
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my friend always gets kicked out of the same bar

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and i honestly dunno why he isnt banned

stone meadow
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feels like a beer kinda day

sour gull
gilded bridge
tall glen
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are mall goths real?

polar kernel
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yes

tall glen
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malls arent a thing anymore

zealous geyser
polar kernel
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theyre a never ending constant in this world

tall glen
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without malls the mall goths are dying out

polar kernel
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if there are still malls there are still mall goths

burnt kite
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i now want to get into new vegas modding

polar kernel
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they havent bought anything in 4 years

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yet they continue

sour gull
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You Americans and your malls

tall glen
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clownade, make everything cazadores

polar kernel
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going to the mall is so fun tho

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im so bummed they fell off so hard

tall glen
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blame amazon, and the fickle consumer

neon bramble
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my favorite mod

sour gull
neon bramble
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never play vegas without

stone meadow
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20 degrees today

sour gull
neon bramble
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you get jumped every 10 feet

stone meadow
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inside at my desk with the window open

tall glen
burnt kite
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some bos prototype or whatever

sour gull
neon bramble
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think weapons are engine hard capped to three weapon mods

unreal yarrow
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Loading screen is very long

neon bramble
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you might have to think of something if there's an energy weapon with more than two

unreal yarrow
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its borring

burnt kite
neon bramble
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its a good answer to the mojave is empty and boring

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they pop up where you think they should so its not too unreasonable

burnt kite
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i have living desert but i dont see any differences yet

neon bramble
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cause that's just background NPCs

burnt kite
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fair

neon bramble
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welcome to hell is all about jumping your dog ass all the way to vegas

burnt kite
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what if i just take the stealth boy from the school, hug a cliff and make it to vegas the deathclaw route

neon bramble
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with welcome to hell?

burnt kite
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yes

neon bramble
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actually worse since the encounters near vegas proper are

tall glen
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take the cazedore route like a real man

neon bramble
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a bit on the spicy side

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and you dont have a way to deal with robots yet

warm atlas
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FNV disscusion?

neon bramble
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its better to take the scenic route and enjoy the entertainment

warm atlas
#

Whats happening

burnt kite
neon bramble
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my favorite nv mod

tall glen
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I hear the guys dropping my new fridge down the stairs now

neon bramble
#

highly recommend

warm atlas
#

Alright

#

time to kill

neon bramble
# burnt kite yes

but I expect you to get murdered by robobrains and mr gutsies you have no good answer to

harsh current
#

why do i hear my firends for a few seconds after joining and after few secs i dont hear them anymore

neon bramble
#

answering your question more precisely

harsh current
#

but they still hear me

warm atlas
#

I just got nitro and I now understand the hype

hardy muralBOT
neon bramble
#

yes mr gutsy the plasma spewing army variant

warm atlas
burnt kite
warm atlas
#

Its perfect

naive anchor
#

What lvl do I get image perms at

neon bramble
#

ay yo sick new gun mod

burnt kite
#

here 10

warm atlas
burnt kite
#

5 in pz chats

naive anchor
#

sheeet I’m halfway there

hardy muralBOT
sour gull
warm atlas
naive anchor
warm atlas
burnt kite
neon bramble
#

I can use my favorite emoji now

harsh current
burnt kite
naive anchor
naive anchor
#

🫵 Danklaugh

#

Rookie im 17

warm atlas
#

Ok?

naive anchor
#

Imagine being 16

#

Bozooo

#

Hahahahahaha

#

Hey

warm atlas
naive anchor
#

16 land called

burnt kite
warm atlas
#

Are you alright man

#

on a suger rush or smt?

burnt kite
#

i think he is just on crack

warm atlas
#

You seem way to extravagant rn

warm atlas
harsh current
#

so can someone help me, i can hear my friends few seconds after joining the server but then the voice chat cuts off, they seem to have no problem and they hear me

polar kernel
#

wubby is just like that

warm atlas
#

If it still aint working then who knows

harsh current
#

i have same settings as my friends

polar kernel
#

i like to sit and watch the very clear instability that goes thru their mind and its my favorite i love insane people

harsh current
polar kernel
#

i have like 20 very unwell people who message me at least once a day and they bring me so much joy

warm atlas
#

Not the best person to ask

polar kernel
#

like YES we are gangstalking you ❤️

warm atlas
#

I see

#

that must be....

#

Fun?

polar kernel
#

fun for me

warm atlas
#

Alr

sour gull
polar kernel
#

ive implanted listening devices inside your walls you need to rip out the wiring now

warm atlas
toxic hawk
#

She*

#

They ?

#

It ?

warm atlas
#

Cinder is a guy

#

I think

#

Maybe

#

Ima just say he is

livid notch
#

Yeah a guy

warm atlas
#

and move on

toxic hawk
#

His gender is yea

#

Literally

warm atlas
#

Pronouns are cin/der

toxic hawk
#

His sex is fuck/you

#

In his pants, there is fury

#

And he's attracted to ash

toxic relic
#

real

#

a living suit of armour here to kick your ass, about turn your pronouns into was/were

#

there

warm atlas
zealous geyser
#

😖

neat moat
#

giving inanimate objects gender will aways be silly to me

toxic relic
#

real

livid notch
zealous geyser
onyx igloo
toxic relic
#

yes dude

#

lmao

onyx igloo
#

well they got genders

toxic relic
#

no?

#

theyre just bones

#

"yeah, this bone is a dude"
-trust me

onyx igloo
#

i mean they're different for different genders

toxic relic
#

debatable science

#

and you mean something else, not gender

#

it is also heavily 'debated' whether or not thats even accurate

onyx igloo
#

ah

toxic relic
#

considering the amount of times its wrong

onyx igloo
#

i learned it in school

#

so i figured it was a good source

neat moat
#

Stink dont discount many cultures that give animacy to objects

toxic relic
#

of course you did

warm atlas
toxic relic
onyx igloo
toxic relic
stone meadow
#

6 beers 2 vapes 4 ice creams and 2 ice lollies obtained

toxic relic
#

you dont

neon bramble
stone meadow
#

£52 to my local bossman

stone meadow
#

ice lollies

toxic relic
warm atlas
toxic relic
#

vapes though

#

I STOPPED SMOKING FOR GOOD

#

NOW I SMOKE FOR EVIL

stone meadow
#

i dont get it

toxic relic
#

what

#

me neither

stone meadow
toxic relic
#

what flavour

stone meadow
#

orange

#

luv me some orange

neon bramble
#

orange popsicles are the best

neat moat
#

lolies mean something different here

toxic relic
#

i hate artificial orange juice but the lollies are fire

stone meadow
toxic relic
#

truly

#

🍻

trail palm
#

i just aurafarmed the fuck out of someone in brawlhalla

#

holy fuck

neat moat
#

pvp drinking?

toxic relic
#

pve

neat moat
#

whats the e

#

in this context

toxic relic
#

you and your mates against everyone that bailed last minute

stone meadow
#

truth

neat moat
#

thats coop

stone meadow
#

might scour the group chat for some happenings today

toxic relic
stone meadow
#

they all went out yesterday the bastards

#

probably all dead

neat moat
#

co op pvp

#

teams

toxic relic
#

the real horror is guys that cant hang

neat moat
#

so is your boss man, literally your boss

#

man?

toxic relic
#

bossman isnt your boss

#

he's chill

stone meadow
neat moat
#

can bossman be your boss

toxic relic
#

no

#

teaching americans slang

#

literacy

stone meadow
#

bossmen are usually from a different country or different heritage and they prop up the country god dammit

onyx igloo
#

ice lollies either could mean frozen carnival pops or frozen popsicles

stone meadow
#

same as kebab vans and shops

#

who else is there at 4 am after club closure feeding drunk people

neat moat
toxic relic
#

the real front line workers

neat moat
#

the essental workers

stone meadow
#

when do we clap for them

onyx igloo
stone meadow
#

youre kiwi right fartface?

neat moat
#

best not worry about it I guess

onyx igloo
#

i'm sonny suburbs over here

neat moat
#

huh

#

whats that mean

toxic relic
#

and yes i am a kiwi

#

i guess

onyx igloo
toxic relic
#

the guy we go to after the bar/s gives me extra falafel and i cry every time

karmic jetty
#

senior citizen benefit

onyx igloo
#

im lowkey a white egg

stone meadow
#

im friendly with my two local bossmen and they both let me off if im short a little

toxic relic
onyx igloo
#

i've eaten alot of scrambled eggs so i am probably now the egg

stone meadow
#

their stores are about the same distance from me too lol

karmic jetty
#

heheh short

stone meadow
#

and they both stock asahi because i buy it out all the time

toxic relic
#

sick as fuck

stone meadow
#

they didnt used to stock so much asahi till i started buying it all

toxic relic
#

they know what you like

#

and they give it to you every time

onyx igloo
#

asahi?

#

whats asahi?

neat moat
#

stink could you remind me of the name of the micronation who are bombing natives, Its escaping me

stone meadow
toxic relic
onyx igloo
#

oh beer

stone meadow
#

becoming pretty popular lately too I see it in a lot of places in the uk now

surreal mirage
#

Asahi is pretty good

neat moat
#

no

onyx igloo
#

alot of my early memories of swimming
are me just consuming a major amount of saltwater

stone meadow
#

ok, im watching

neat moat
onyx igloo
#

and wanting to throw up later

toxic relic
onyx igloo
#

also i got my leg pulled which caused my face to go underwater by a pool lady

#

i didn't appreciate it and i left swim classes

neat moat
#

Singapore?

toxic relic
#

indonesia?

#

no lol

stone meadow
onyx igloo
#

yes

#

pretty well

stone meadow
#

in my country pretty much everyone went to the big lake in the middle of the country for the summer so everyone knows how to swim

#

even though its a landlocked country

#

also the best place ive ever swam at, Ive been to an ocean and a few seas and they were all way too salty and had too many critters

onyx igloo
#

i've swam through pretty much any water source

burnt kite
#

have you swam in a well

toxic relic
#

bathtub?

onyx igloo
toxic relic
#

sink?

onyx igloo
#

when i was very little

neat moat
#

Its surprising to me a lot of sailors never knew how to swim

onyx igloo
toxic relic
#

wont help much

neat moat
#

I beg to differ

toxic relic
#

if you're boat sinks in the middle of the ocean youre not swimming to anywhere mate

onyx igloo
neat moat
#

If you fall over the edge on a row boat someone can come and get you

onyx igloo
neat moat
#

you can swim in shallow waters still. And at worst it wont help much. Theres litteraly only benifits

dim cloak
toxic relic
#

that song is so ass

onyx igloo
#

i only think of mr krabs

dim cloak
dim cloak
neat moat
#

I like it

toxic relic
#

thats not surprising

dim cloak
#

tbh I prefer NSP and Tom Cardy for odd songs

#

and Starbomb

onyx igloo
#

mick gordon

dim cloak
onyx igloo
#

oh

neat moat
onyx igloo
#

west kust

#

is pretty gud

toxic relic
dim cloak
#

example

onyx igloo
burnt kite
#

i cant keep going anymorr

onyx igloo
dim cloak
toxic relic
#

the weekend?

#

i fucking hate that guy

onyx igloo
dim cloak
dim cloak
#

bc I love metal

warm atlas
dim cloak
warm atlas
toxic relic
#

i have some eccentric music

#

so good i cant even post it

warm atlas
#

Intresting

onyx igloo
#

i remember playing a point n click puzzle game

toxic relic
#

one of them has a fucking insane violin and sax solo

onyx igloo
#

it had a electrical tower

#

with green lightning and 5 year old me thought that was sick asf

#

green lightning

lyric galleon
#

now someone go fight this thing

onyx igloo
#

i actually solved the game after like a week

#

maybe i should try more point and click games

toxic relic
#

look for it there

#

i assume it was a flash game

onyx igloo
#

it was actually of a game store

#

cant remember what it was called

dim cloak
#

Basically about "Breaking Free" of your insecurities from trying to please your parents, growing up, and always failing to.

gilded bridge
#

can i stay at someone's house for tonight pls?

dim cloak
toxic relic
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gilded bridge
dim cloak
livid notch
toxic relic
gilded bridge
dim cloak
toxic relic
#

cursing

gilded bridge
warm atlas
#

also destroyer

#

the song you sent

toxic relic
#

new tab

dim cloak
toxic relic
#

my guy

warm atlas
#

is good

dim cloak
warm atlas
toxic relic
#

im sure stellaris listens to snotkop

#

stellaris lmao

#

solaris

warm atlas
#

Nope

#

Demon hunter

toxic relic
#

you dont have to hide

gilded bridge
dim cloak
toxic relic
#

you probably jam to stukkie van der merwe

warm atlas
#

I dont tho?

toxic relic
#

im just teasing

warm atlas
#

I see

dim cloak
toxic relic
#

what about hunter demon

#

do we get an anime about them

dim cloak
#

Warning: All AI-generated "original" music but not slop. legit are funny

warm atlas
toxic relic
#

i wont watch that

dim cloak
#

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HEY! EXCUSE ME, MOTHERFUCKER!
I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY!
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, BITCH
YOU'RE JUST ORDERING A FUCKIN' SANDWICH

JUST PICK A BREAD!
MAKE IT QUICK!
PICK A MEAT, SOME FUCKIN' CHEESE.
OR SUCK MY DICK!

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IN THIS DELICATESSEN
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warm atlas
#

Demon hunter is Christian rock

dim cloak
toxic relic
#

i thought so

warm atlas
#

Metal

onyx igloo
#

doom is christian right
your killing demons

dim cloak
#

i'm agnostic but demon hunter's legit good imo

warm atlas
sterile iris
onyx igloo
#

spongebob birtday

#

:)

sterile iris
#

lol

toxic relic
#

dixon dallas is good traditional country music

sterile iris
toxic relic
#

🙏

dim cloak
#

coincidentally

warm atlas
toxic relic
#

my jokes arent landing today

#

unfortunate

sterile iris
#

i'm probably incorrect but ya know lol

sterile iris
#

it was something of that nature

toxic relic
sterile iris
sterile iris
toxic relic
toxic relic
#

i do actually like dixon dallas

dim cloak
#

(one of 2 spongebob emotes I have)

#

i meant emotes lol

toxic relic
sterile iris
tall glen
#

ok I am back

sterile iris
tall glen
#

and exhausted a little

sterile iris
#

hi back

#

i'm dodo

#

oh our company is having their give away again

oblique stream
sterile iris
#

make sure to hug your local biomed