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yes just do you know any decently sized voice RP server?
most are on hiatus lpearce
Bro…. #1019737819981283459
Super Knox is under attack by the Spiffoids
People already told him, he is just ignoring us.
Comabt is super fun. SEAF npc’s are active combatants
I know. Is why I am not inviting to my server
Lol, what about me, I am loveable 😮
:O
deer
I can't find any RP on https://discordapp.com/channels/136501320340209664/1019737819981283459?
also try #1019743790178762812 for RP servers
People have already told them that :/ They're being a little stinker
Its the teeth. The rot spreads to the brain.
It's like the black dog from that one guy who killed people, but it's mold and it's about PZ RP servers.
venison
👀
If you wanna play on my server I am strict about some stuff.
Rule 1: read the rules lol.
I got 3 people join my discord last night while I was live streaming, asking what it was like, then logged off under 5 minutes later.
Im a jerk that way: I require people to read rules
dont continue to spam
@stone meadow you play helldivers?
I like to solo RP because I am anti-social 😄 I just wanted an invited because it will make me feel special. If I tried to RP with other people they would just muck things up
Hello Frogski, I recognize you as a person I've seen before.
Super earth officially got invaded last night. Crazy fun
You can join me... milsim 😈
I would get drummed out so fast for being bad at the game lol.
RP as social just to change perspectives
Nah we train hard over here
Honestly, I will think about it lol.
to fight stray dogs?
:D
Stray Spiffos 0-0
VDM to
Mines Semi Milsim so it's not enforced. I mostly just need comms during missions and the correct kits (Not weapons)

why so tupid
whoops accidentally gave you the maid kit for "Operation Clear Louisville mall"
AI reply
is so joever
you are replaced
ive become corpo
with nothing but a kitchen knife and a dream
with AI

deer
cooked
doe
and high heels
😳
Winrar The Video Game
Starting to think i spend more time choosing what mods to use than actually playing the game 
just for the game to crash
me with new vegas
I think the only one's I use are realism kind of things. Like on 41 it was being able to sit on a couch, or clean bloodstains off the floor. I don't really do anything else.
That's why I set limits
i finally get it now
Or lag
i only played vanilla before
Now i have to find which of the multiple mods i had cause the issue
time to open hood of car: 4 minutes
what Cyberpunk 2077 was trying to warn us about
Vanilla has a cleaning blood mechanic right?
35 max always ends up in "OK 79 max" though 😞
ı guess
Roxys day 1 gear: mini skirt, goth boots, car ear headphones.
Livin’ the dream. She manages okay tho
surviving's surviving
blesch
Day one you found all that shit? GG
sur-vibin
have you considered dope jacket, jeans, boots, camo cap, chest rig, dope ass fuckin' aviators, M16?
I am just happy if I can find pants.
Got some pants for ya over here in the military, kid.
I'm 33 o-o
💀
pants so starchy they stand on their own
Certainly not, I will fight you over this. Bring out both of your arms, and your fists and let's go.
😳 🥺
"if the person in front of you dies, the person in the back takes off and uses their pants" "URAAAAAA"🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
Those aren't arms with fists attached to them
My GIF muscle don't work atm
South park
Fallout 76 mutations be like
I am pretty sure it's American Man.
its Bluey it has the dawg and Australians
my glob...
Bluey got that dog in em'. He is him though.
ur makin too much sense vita
Bluey ain't got shit on paw patrol
Paw Patrol hunts down tax evaders
Scooby doo would fuuuuuk up both of them
yankin it in the club
I literally pay them to keep their mouth shut
my pizzlis
You seem like you love girls last tour
Idk mane Scooby ain't much without shaggy
You joshin me rn mofo
The show is called
“Scooby doo”
Not
“Shaggy and scooby”
Scooby will destroy them both with 0.1% of his power
Nah you're sleeping on Chase and Marshall
Recently told a friend of mine that Shaggy was supposed to represent a stoner hippy and it blew their whole brains in half. I thought it was fairly apparent what with the munchies and voice and eyes and face and clothes
Scrappy Doo was retconned out of the show for genocide
Yeah my mom even knew this
In the movies shaggy finds other hippies from the smell alone “weed”
How could you not know it? It feels like the most obvious thing in the world lol
Shaggy also came back calmer after…
Say what you will about that movie, but I thought Lillard was the perfect Shaggy.
Lillard voices shaggy still
For real? That's great to hear. I stopped seeing him in movies a while ago.
I just watched the movie "Dog Man" and it was... really good. I really liked it. it was actually funny, a lot of the times
Yeah he was so good at the voice he just is the voice now
oh btw regarding the new update, did they fix the crafting ui or nah?
There is some level of justice in the world 😄
Wait until tomorrows patch to play it
Its very “unstable”
It mainly relied on observational humor, but did havecsome actual jokes
Im so…. Unstable b42
all the other builds are afraid of me
I dont even get a name
Im just “b42”
Im b42’ing it im b42’ing it
Are you sure?
I threw the ragdoll into space
Are u sure?
"they think im unstable"
meanwhile cut back to conquest almost pulling oliver apart like a forbidden mozarella stick
I'm having a very high level sophistocated debate about men and women. Do you guys think that men on average grow up into adult boys that want a mommy to take care of them, and then they make their girlfriends into mommy?
no
I am the mommy
17 btw
Shut up it was a highschool issue
Okay then, have you noticed men making you become mommy?
being young is a mental illness I agree
I make them call me mommy
Okay it sounds like you're fine then.
Its to assert dominance
I hate dgen
my other girl-friends would agree with me
None of what I am saying is sexual, it's about boys becoming adult boys that want mommy. It's very simple.
female friends 🤓
no, don't forget next group gooning session is in 10 minutes🗣️ 🗣️ 🚨
Writing u in my deathnote right now
Well ill be!
🧍♀️
be sure to make it painful
did someone say mommy
I wrote it down as
thats like my sleeper agent activation
ur going in the deathnote too
your banned
Death Note for Dummies
go away 5'2
5’2 no female for u
stage 1: denial
How does it feel to fight ants for territory?
dudes definitely like 5’3
do i need to like fight for my innocence here whats happening
bro would get blowin off the earth
I was just talking about how men are actually adult boys that want mommy. I was trying to get some other opinions on this.
nobody asked bro
ok fuck you im breaking out the tape measure ur all tweaking 💔

men on average grow up to work a mind numbing desk job with no time or will to think about anything else
im many things but i am not a short man i would perish
get your goon material out of here vro 🥀
I think i have a hampster for u to fight ik its a little big for u tho so ill give u a toothpick
these low ranks fr
I don't understand your new age references. I am an old man.
spank material
i dont think most people prefer anything specific, they just want love
How is making fun of men for not being self relient spank material lmao
prefferably mutual
Why did you only drop one song then dip off the face of the earth?
i dont even understand whats being discussed here 😭
I dont either
Ever heard of miss nagatoro?
ignore goober shitposting
Is she the one that says, "Believe it"
holy shit you've been here since 2018
gooberposting
hello guys, is build 42 still incompatible for multiplayer?
yes
Wrong channel leave now before i remove your skeleton
I've been here since 2017 I thought? Not in this server but I've had Discord since then.
how much?
alright youngster I've been here since 2016 so calm down
2024
Yeah, Jul, 1st 2017 is when I got on here
It says 2024 for me
this is a new account
That might be for this server
Also who accused me of shit posting? My posts are high level intellectual business.
Ewwww ewww newbie noob
oh wait I thought you were in the server at 2018 nvm
alright Zygotes time for your daily dose of Cocomelon
This is my 6th account to join zomboid im not kidding
why so many?
Bans 😮
man bill wheres WHERES BILL
Hello Puppers.
That boy just aint right ahh moment
tastes like shit just a fyi and smells
But.. It looks cute? 😮
Depends how they crush it ifykwim
what is that
Bill.
bill Cypher?
Oh so dollar bill
tastes like nothing lol
Looking at this is making me hungry
it smells like those erasers
Is this lipgloss or stick
mmmm petroleum products
yah lipgloss lol
puppers why do you have lipstick
12 dollar lipgloss
It looks so oogly
why
do you wanna be pretty?
coral blue #2 Lipstick
Id rather use my squid ink vanilla scented goth stick of doom and evil (pumped up kicks collab)
mods can we ban them sooner
Ill ban you from living istg
Death is my dad!1!1!1
writing you in my deathnote
I qlready wrote myself in my own deathnote
Hey if anyone wants a tip, try adding chocolate cocoa mix to fresh brewed black coffee, and then just a dab or two of whip cream (Or milk if you don't have whip cream) and you will have a dilicious drink 😄
qlready
99 months
writing you in B42 patch notes to be removed later
Zomboid hasnt removed herobrine recently..
:(
Try it! You will thank me ;o
+8?
I wonder when they'll add swimming
Do you think zomboid will add racism soon
Severe lack of it for it being kentucky in the 90s

I hope they remove the 463828753035034625 bug
I am going to go make my coffee now, can some one save my seat plz?
ok
eats their seat
you know
sure thing
It tasted like underpayed movie theater staff
It sounds like you say that from experience
RETURNING TO THE LOBBY IN 9.....8......7.....
Alpha wolf ❌
Beta pup ✅
we've all done this
uh huh...
alpha wolf thing not real, wolves got a complex family structure
I am not done making coffee yet, but riley is right, okay brb
alpha wolf forms when they are space and food deprived
Why not :(
I want zomboid realistic
The indie stone has failed us as a community due to this
Grrr
multiplayer, nothing yet?
nothing but B41
But it could be.
no lol
i hate the type of people tha tbrings
only sunshit sprinkles and clitter allowed here

real
But..
Sunshit sprinkles and clitter killed my grandma
you recieve the early access code for MP with the spiffo plush
But its only a 15% chance to get
So u need to buy atleast 9 to get one for sure
@neat moat is taco good?
Ayo why tf did Discord give me a free nitro on them? 😑
For some reason i cant kill other npcs in superb survivor mod
Like it wont let me shoot them
Actually i probably forgot to turn on pvp
Lemme try to enable pvp first
If they can kill you but not you them.. then this
that only leaves you with around a 77% chance of getting one if i did my maths right, but thankfully there is no mp so it dont matter either way lol
happiiii old day sean!! 
apongrborb
all grown up 🥹
how old lil vro
i am now 17 and am having a spongebob birthday
fetus
because fuck it why not
fossil 
wow
spongebob birthsay
yo ergo proxy pfp
+

Yah
hey it's the meme
1 gorilla vs 1 guitar vs 1 man
oh wait i think i'm wrong
@onyx igloo was talking to some coworkers today about how spongebob is over 20 years old

Yep forgot to enable pvp for me
spongebob is older than me?
yes
lmao
ye
yuperoo kangaroo
i didnt know spongebob was older than me
bruh
i like the early seasons
breh
embryo 
i am not an embryo
lol
i actually know what spobgebob is
oh boy
yes u are were all in our 20s
yeah we all are
dodo is at least 60
please lord
don't CRASH OUT
smite him down
steve buscemi will always be great
im more of a willem dafoe fan
you not even that old
peak movie
is that the house movie
the animation makes me wanna crash out
excuse me
finna crash out
then i have to add like
a bunch of emojis

what
hip but his hip ain't it
roblox ahh skibbid ahh sigma crash out rizz
ay not coolio ghotio
yeah brolio
that aint skibidi rizz of u
crash out out of here

ghoti whats happening
th-those moves!
old man hours
ive seen those moves in my dreams

in your pod
do you guys like kit-kat bars?
i dream of electric sheep often
i like 100 grand bars
i have a giant one in my desk i've been working on
idk if those are still popular or not
health bars
probably cardboard
I never cared for them
pay day was where it was at though
i love paydays
honestly might make one ngl
moni

Who's willing to play raid?
It's me against my brother and his friends
he sent an anime emote
idfk
No, the game itself. Project zomboid

hey i like tha tgame
whats raid though

is it like pvp
raid shadow legends
Group vs group

zomboid needs unsolicited raid shadow legends sponsor
yeah that ninja dude
or uhh
who's that youtuber that kids love that has the super fake smile
?
ninja
this chat is sponsored to u by nordvpn
there's like
30
mr breast?
i don't recall
he was on the latest season of love death and robots
Who's willing to play? I'll give you the server
the entire season is ass
Bro is a pos
his episode even more
dang don't all love him at once lol
wait they had a new season?
£25 wager on the line
yes and its doodoo
lol what
you're wagering money in PZ?
me and echo binged it last weekend
That's sad ngl
Me vs brother. For fun
lol
I need a group
I had huge expectation for them
but you put 25 pounds or whatever
sorry idk how to put that symbol on my eagle keyboard
or the alt code for it
µ <- that's for microamps
bro is so fucking desperate lmao
thats just micro
Who me?
i use it whenever i do an EST on equipment
err ESI whatever
so yeah. butterfingers suck now
so does mr beast apparantly lol
yeah, who puts money to have them play on their server
yeah fr ong no cap
are you old , dodo ?
pfft yea normal stuff
sweet
cool
dope
thats like totally rad bro
nah
narly
!!!
never heard of that one
malarkey
malarkey lmao
everyone here’s an old fart for some reason
tomfoolery!
go start a family or something
how old are you lil vro
my youth is still burning bright
21

I'm 45
fetus
hi 45
gulp
i'm dodo
actual child
go to a daycare or something kiddo
fr go play with baby toys
infant
To look after you?
Im going to step on your sandcastle
too far
thats illegal
unc
dodo
hai
im going to youthinize you
don't euthanize me pwease
YES
schnoze
~reee~
hello, where is the ID of the server?
We can't pay for your medical bills anymore so we are putting you down
that's by the barcode right?
lies. my insurance will cover it
like it always does 
the company i work for has decent insurance :P
whos gonna tell him
do I have to use tequila to make a molotov cocktail? or can I use any alcohol?
blech shouldn't have finished that kitkat
dont kill him
any alcohol
wrong reply
i was confuzzled
why wont it let me make it then? it's saying I'm missing tequila
as long as it isn't the cheep beer yeah
my what
listen, you weren't involved
whats the difference between beer and liquor
beer is oaty where liquor is what can start your car
beer is heavier than liquor
hoppy*
oh, i can't upload images, but i have like, 100lbs of liquor, and its not letting me use it to make a molotov
not oaty. yeah that
one tastes like piss one tastes like pain
which is why i don't miss drinking
woter better
idc what anyone says, drinking is gross
im woterholic
is there somewhere i can upload images?
we are here because we love you zozo
if it rains, make sure you're inside
or you might lose control
good Lord can't believe they're still going on lol
i think they're older than Spongebob
or close to the same age
new season coming soon too
older than spung i think
bs tweek is with craig
indeed
yeah he is
LOL
i love how he takes a dump. facing the other way
"so you can eat your snacks while going potty"
the RIGHT way
https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/1374524300828213370
if someone wouldn't mind helping me out, i'd appreciate it!
was the predator hunting him?!
oh dang! didn't think they were made that way now T_T
im just confused
hmmm lemme remember
no it was a prank by cartman
hes trying to make him go away so he can go to casa bonita iirc
or was that a diff episode 
lore accurate predetor would never hurt butters
didn't matt stone and trey parker make a casa bonita irl? heard the food and service sucked there
TRUE. predators only want to fight challanges
no thats a real place
butters would be left alone
but south park made it a household name
hmm sorry friend. might wanna ask in #pz_b42_chat they'd probably give a better answer
aww okay. i may have read some misinformation then
probably
ive just been getting ignored there, which is why i came here, but ill try again. Thank you though
im pretty sure casa bonita is a real place
np! stick around and chat a bit. someone might have an answer sooner or later
they just fixed it up
here? localized entirely in genchat?
and put money into it
yeah that's what zozo just told me lol thank you
we HATE pz here 
whats pz
oops
i hate it so much i love it
Whats up bro what's the problem?
bekfast
fast break is a move
oh. I know nothing about bayskootbail
does chat wanna hear my basketball/NBA rant again
Don't say that
apparently you weren't wrong
https://youtu.be/QBU0Z0SW8Qk?si=u-U8Wo0-pgEIDaZd
A clip from "Basic advantage-disadvantage drills for developing decision making"
it's a kind of drill apparently
it's the glasses
its your poor eyesight
its your inferior genes

yeah, as someone who needs glasses to see anything more than 12 inches away, I agree. wait...
zee go sleep
anyone like making bases in the preexisting "play houses" and hunting stands with a ladders mod on. The best one in the one in riverside but riverside is my least favorite town. I wish westpoint had one.
if anyone sees anymore hunting stands let me know i only know the four, be sure to eep
Yes. Buy 100 copies
100% it is / was. The creators of South Park ate there as kids.
They also FUNDED it to keep it up and running
nvm i got it
has any1 found a way to unfreeze the main menu of the game
<@&671452400221159444> I don't see a bug report channel, so I'm gonna say it here, I found a pretty game breaking bug, the sheet sling bag requires one sheet to craft, but when reclaimed gives 2, infinite sheet glitch.
i unironically just found this out
!bugreport
Your report on Discord might end up being lost to the void. Please report bugs on our forums or Steam:
https://theindiestone.com/forums/index.php?/forum/85-bug-reports/
Bugs go here. Please save us the time to translate all the posts in different languages and post them in English instead.
damnit i forgot there was a command
ah, thank you.
Bro rlly got the two stars by pinging the mods
you have alerted the horde
potato onion
Quack, quack
Wrinkle the Duck
seDUCKtive
@wrinkletheduck
@duckandhuman
@Hughmenaim
What the duck is going on here!?
having a pint
anybody know what settings i should change for multiplayer? i changed the reading speed so far
When you suddenly forget how to socialize. 😆🥋
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shit man where's farty i need his opinion
i can't ask it in general cus its slightly controversial
:3
i havent played pz in awhile is build 42 mod compatible?
or is it still very limited
Does bandits mod still work in b41?
mod compatible with some mods now
ok is it still way less than 41?
haha no
ok thank you
Can i have both superb survivors and bandits mod turned on?
Or i can only pick on
that sounds like its really likely to have conflicts but i'm just guessing
i think only 1, it should say on workshop page
👁️
Doesnt say they are incompatable to each othet
I do not know
i think they can't interact with each other but they will work, superb survivors won't interact with bandit mod NPCs
Not even in a gun fight?
nope
Both npc mods will still fight zomboids though yea?
yea
Imma try to have both superb survivors mod and bandits mod enable to see if it works
lmao goodluck
Ok so i saw a youtube video that has both superb survivors and bandits mod with day one mod enabled so perhaps it is possible.
we gots more pawns ready for naming
I agree 404! Good luck
No banana 
I'll name dur banana
wait thats a melee unit
imagine not writing a story based on one screenshot from PZ, while basically changing everything
also I gave up because I got bored writing about a dude getting firewood
I have the attention span of a sped goldfish after getting hit by a golfball
how tf do I make late 19th century guns and plate armor and swords and shit all work at the same time
Reasonable crash out
cannon fodder
Is rains firearms working for anyone ?
the opps forced him to be a silly willy

absolute carnage
the pigs are losing lmao
XD
they keep on throwing nades on their own teams
@everyonedoes anyone here want to play project zomboid with me?
they barely won
one of the party fleed after being hit with too many nades
the other half still has enough soldiers to keep fighting
thxs
trying pinging tens of thousands of people is always a good sign 
staff ping
short lived victory lmao
game is nuts for this lmao
barely winning against a T3 mech boss
sorry
only to met with angry cave mans
@lilac quarry who is responsible for ragdoll update?
Give them a raise
20 minutes later 300 imperial cataphract drop pod raid

there's a funny bug
@lilac quarry who is responsible for the trait page bugs?
Give them a beating

also oh my god this is a beautiful car
One red light runner in the apocalypse later
honestly this one is worth fixing up after any zombie mishaps
What's the worst thing that's gonna happen
LoKiel isnt mean
Unlike Frogski

I want there to be a setting where you can change the ragdoll settings, like I want to hit a zomboid with a car and watch him fly to the moon
IT’S PURPLE. THAT MEANS IT BELONGS TO ROXY
Not likely. But…. Mods :3
We are closer to Luchadore wrestling moves every day
I WILL FIGHT YOU FOR IT (not to the death, just until we both had an acceptable outcome :)
.|..
..|.,
Roxy is a lover not a fighter. She would trade the car for candy bars or smooches
Ben are you alright?
He is just in loss for words
In the apocalypse, 400 dino nuggies is worth a LOT apparently
I just unplugged your AI.
She’s too cute to be unplugged
I II
II I_
Oh my days, how glorious. Watch it crumble as it runs into 1 shambler at 15mph
but why would it do that
I’m new to the game I don’t need someone to hold my hand just someone to follow if that makes sense
Eat taco’s. You’ll feel better
i like tacos
Dam
Roxy makes chicken tacos in PZ!
Click on everything. Windows, doors, whatever.
The game logic makes sense once you get used to it.
If you THINK you can do something in real life, odds are very high you can do it in zomboid.
Just need the proper tools and materials.
Want to barricade a window? You need wooden planks, a hammer and some nails.
because Life isnt always generous to the reckless
you must manuver the vehicle with expertise
and planning
Ben what does this mean?
my advice:
when fighting one or two zombies:
press space to shove,
once one is on the ground, space again will stomp
zombies cannot get up when they are being stood on, so you can easily fight 2 zombies at once by knocking one over, standing on it, then pushing the other one till both are on the ground, then stomp
sound and sight AI for zombies is more intricate than you might expect
my go-to first weapon is frying pan or griddle pan, others will disagree with me, everyone has their preference
Thanks I’m just looking for people to play with at this point
I got out of school so I’m basically free but I’ll leave ya to it but if you ever want to play dm me
same
Tryna play?
yeah sure
thats fine
Alright
👀
what u tryna play too?
Wdym
possibly
'' stop posting mysterious status updates when we have no idea what youre talking about.''
ok yall never seen the amazing world of gumball?
I have don’t remember that tho
Years ago
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