general_chat

[fathom igloo]

It’s tattoo aftercare.

[burnt kite]

papoo

[worn silo]

I understand that, but that's not very funny, so I said it was kinky instead 😮

[burnt kite]

Initializing.

.

..

...

....

[fathom igloo]

It smells so good

[frozen ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1131910568371048469.webp?size=48

[worn silo]

I have all of those but the safety apparatus and caffeine dependence. I am practically employed 😮

[fathom igloo]

@polar kernel

[frozen ember]

virgin worker vs chad lazy goverment sponsered stay at home neckbeard

[tender igloo]

looks like the people building our fence right now lol

even with cigarette lmao

[worn silo]

Hi Puppers, I think we met yesetrday 😄

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-dynamite-wave-bye-gif-15387504

[worn silo]

Sex Icon, Napoleon Dy-no-mite

Whatever happened to that guy btw? He had that and then Blades of Glory and disappeared

[frozen ember]

whio

[worn silo]

I don't remember his actual name, I think it was Jon something lol

The guy who played Napoleon Dynamite, and was also in Blades of Glory

[tender igloo]

lol

jon heder

[lilac quarry]

I loved that movie

[frozen ember]

john helldiver

[lilac quarry]

had the book

[worn silo]

Wow, I can't believe I got the jon part right, that/s mind blowing lol

[tender igloo]

me and my sister always quote the tina come get your dinner shit lol

https://tenor.com/view/ina-napoleondynamite-llama-dinner-gif-4102374

[worn silo]

I remember hearing him on Comedy Bang Bang and thinking he seemed uncomfortable and angry

[tender igloo]

lol

[worn silo]

Then I never really saw him again

[tender igloo]

lol

[lilac quarry]

ME TOO

[tender igloo]

gimme ur tots

kicks pocket lol

[worn silo]

Woah... 2007? I think that might be pre ND. I honestly am so bad with time

[lilac quarry]

I always hated how they exploded and poured out of his pocket after the kick

[tender igloo]

lol

[lilac quarry]

like potato vomit comet

[tender igloo]

why then its a pocket hashbrown

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/tots-tater-napolean-dynamite-hiding-food-gif-15451568

they look so good tho

[worn silo]

I love how gingerly he puts them in there, like lost treasure

[lilac quarry]

"i bet you i can throw this pigskin over them there mountains"

[gilded bridge]

it's a joke

[worn silo]

Hello Nova.

[lilac quarry]

ooooooooooooooooooooo

what are you getting???

I'm getting another in mid june

wish I could do one sooner

or like 5 instead in between

[tender igloo]

that shit is so expensive but good lol

[worn silo]

I can't afford tattoos. They used to be for poor people like me now mid class hipsters get them 😦

[tender igloo]

that hustle butter

[tender igloo]

could always look for flash sales lots of artists do them

sometimes just 100 not including tip

[worn silo]

I have a couple home done ones, but a trip to a shop is a no go 😦

[lilac quarry]

I mean tattoos have always been affordable it's just that over time as taboo went away, more legitimate artists became tattoers and naturally it got really expensive

[tender igloo]

lol i did some of mine during covid only one looks ok rofl

[fathom igloo]

Like this

[worn silo]

So what I said is right xD

[lilac quarry]

american traditional tattoos are almost mistake-proof so they are super popular

[lilac quarry]

back, shoulder? leg?

[fathom igloo]

On my foot

[tender igloo]

i need a tribal tatoo to support the 90s

[lilac quarry]

ah nice

tell me how that goes I'm curious how the feet are

[fathom igloo]

I heard the foot hurts like a bitchhhhh

[lilac quarry]

yeah same

[worn silo]

I got my first tattoo when I was 14, it's on my hand in between my thumb and pointer finger in the webbing. I did eventually pay to get a cover up but it was only like 60$ so I wasn't wrecked lol.

[lilac quarry]

but I've also heard the inner bicep hurts and it was one of my most painless so it depends on the person

take advil and tylenol together before you go lol

[tender igloo]

theres shop here in austin that do little gumball machine tattoos like that lol

[fathom igloo]

I feel this way about the wrist and hand; they said it would be awful but it really wasn’t for me

[lilac quarry]

I haven't done hand yet, only the inner-sides of my fingers

[worn silo]

Yo, Austin is actually where I got my first ACTUAL tattoo lol. Professional I mean. That one was like 200$ and it was the last time I paid good money for a tattoo xD

[lilac quarry]

$200 ain't bad

[worn silo]

Texas is cheaper than where I live now

[tender igloo]

yah same i got a coverup there lol

[fathom igloo]

I have a Gemini symbol on my finger and butterflies in the hand/thumb

[tender igloo]

from some place called little pricks tattoo , i picked it cause they had a phallus as a logo

[lilac quarry]

[tender igloo]

lol

[lilac quarry]

I'm still scared one of my tats has a hidden dick

[fathom igloo]

Oh puppers 🤯

[tender igloo]

theres this frog tat with a dingle i want

[lilac quarry]

forehead

[tender igloo]

its like old neo traditional it so funny

[worn silo]

I don't remember the name of the shop I went to but it a was only Hispanic people and they were insanely awesome. The guy ended up just asking me what was in my pocket knowing I didn/t have much money. A co worker from HEB took me there.

[surreal mirage]

Why is leon squared

[worn silo]

Dont ask me, Im no good at math

[tender igloo]

This is yhe artist that does them

And his wife does cool ones

[fathom igloo]

I still want the bobs burger tattoo I posted the other day 😭

[fathom igloo]

I spy Fred lore

[fathom igloo]

Should I get this in full color on my ribs? Lmao

[tender igloo]

go ahrd or go home

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-star-wars-emperor-palpatine-palpatine-gif-799657800635657398

[fathom igloo]

Ohhh Barbie scales of justice is my favorite 😍

[frozen ember]

lmao whats ur other half going to get

that looks like one of them jointed tattos

[fathom igloo]

Good idea

I was thinking of doing a few random pop culture photos like that in random places…. The second one could be muffin passed out in her taxi

[fathom igloo]

Like this but Polaroid

[neat moat]

didnt even say how it was

[neat moat]

hey look its one of your kids

[fathom igloo]

Not mine, Idk who that is, it’s a picture off Pinterest

[neat moat]

I was making a jest

[fathom igloo]

Ohhhh

[frozen ember]

Damn cam was gonna say? you a momma 😏

[tender igloo]

i want a rocket

[surreal mirage]

I want a rock

[fathom igloo]

Yes

[fathom igloo]

The rock or a rock?

[lilac quarry]

red or

[surreal mirage]

A rock

[frozen ember]

how olds ur kiddos

[tender igloo]

yeah the red lipstick

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[fathom igloo]

Unacceptable. I want to see you with the rock tattooed on you.

[lilac quarry]

I need to get so many more tattoos before I'm 30

[fathom igloo]

10 and 7

[neat moat]

cambrie will maul you if you are between here and her kids

https://tenor.com/view/animal-vs-human-animal-attack-bear-gif-14527012

[tender igloo]

lol i forget youre 20tween

[lilac quarry]

how old do you think I am

freak

[fathom igloo]

52

[lilac quarry]

close

[tender igloo]

no i mean just your mannerisms n stuff i forget , i know people my age that act 12

[neat moat]

lmaooo

[frozen ember]

ok:
first of all, shes in an entire diffrent coutnry than me
secondly i aint no kiddo kiddler
thirdly just making conversation 😄

[lilac quarry]

I'm Le²

[tender igloo]

its a compliment you periwinkle

[neat moat]

I was just making a bear attack joke

[tender igloo]

or is it

[lilac quarry]

great colour

[frozen ember]

damn the supposed golden age of having kids, "they grow up so fas"

[trail palm]

are you sure

[lilac quarry]

better than what you usually call me

[tender igloo]

LOL when i asked you and nasko for a colour

spiffos the only one that just said blue

[lilac quarry]

mint and crimson

[fathom igloo]

They do 🥹 feels like just yesterday I became a mom

My oldest has been here longer than I have left with her as a kid 🥹 I’m happy to see her thriving but so sad I’ve only got 8 years left with my baby before she’s an adult and wants to go off to college or whatever

[atomic forum]

Do you ever like sit back and think, "Fuck I've molded a person"

Cause I would think that constantly

[frozen ember]

what a way to phrase that

[atomic forum]

I meant more in a non literal sense

[frozen ember]

no im just saying its funny lol

[atomic forum]

Oh fair play XD

[fathom igloo]

I’ve disassociated the fact I grew two humans lol

[atomic forum]

I think most people do in a sense, people just dont think about it

[frozen ember]

a shame men cant carry children in the same way 😔

[neat moat]

they can

I've seen it

[tender igloo]

or periods

lol

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-invader-zim-i-made-it-myself-gif-5102420

god damnit lol

[frozen ember]

oh oof discord dun goof gif

[tender igloo]

whos uploading bad gifs

[frozen ember]

smh

[frozen ember]

but yeah congrats i mean 8 years is still 8 years

good luck getting thru the school system without pulling your hair out

[fathom igloo]

I hope she thrives and goes where she wants but also I hope she stays home haha

[atomic forum]

Do you worry about like....the general fuckery of the world atm

And how it impacts them, cause it makes me worried sometimes

You can tell i just watched adolescence

[frozen ember]

Yeah as much as you might like to keep your youngins close dont squeeze too tight, gotta let them make mistakes or apparently thats how the best parenting method is

oh damn

i just wandered into the VS discord and was offered a tag cool

[atomic forum]

Where are people getting all these tags from XD

[tender igloo]

is that a dorito

[frozen ember]

i have no idea its a cool new featur tho, more people being special lil snowflakes like moiself

i literally just opened the VS discord and i had a popup asking "would you like to adopt this tag"

Pz needs one fr

[atomic forum]

Whats vs discord

[plush cobalt]

Vintage Story, maybe

[frozen ember]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-fring-breaking-bad-hector-gif-21266530

LOOK AT THE TAG HECTOR

omg

gifs are offline?

[plush cobalt]

Embed failure?

Laugh at... this user?

[frozen ember]

https://tenor.com/view/flash-bang-gif-25872801

O_O

[plush cobalt]

😨

[frozen ember]

nah nah there goneski

try posting one urself

[atomic forum]

Omar! How you doing?

[ruby river]

i went to a civil war reenactment today

[frozen ember]

(1 you know that works)

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/planting-plants-growing-gif-11431759

[plush cobalt]

You really think I was born yesterday huh

[blazing oriole]

tenor down

[lilac quarry]

[blazing oriole]

tenor gifs are fucked, panic everyone

[plush cobalt]

I'm doing alright, how about you

[frozen ember]

ooomar you really think that lowly of me?

[ruby river]

they had real cannons and real civil war rifles

[atomic forum]

Um, difficult to say really. Not brilliant tbh

[plush cobalt]

I won't be baited into an embed failure, even if it's down for everyone

[plush cobalt]

I'm sorry to hear that Ferna

[frozen ember]

"your hearing loss is not reanactment service related"

[tender igloo]

lol

[atomic forum]

Thank you

[plush cobalt]

I hope you're feeling better soon

[atomic forum]

Me too

[tender igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1076665446851412069/1328962172738343004/3dgifmaker70884.gif

LEON

[lilac quarry]

omar don't ask about their feet please

https://tenor.com/view/tomascore-horsey-horse-rain-horse-sad-horse-gif-5110200213811391305

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/hehe-cat-hehe-cat-gif-23105830

[lilac quarry]

it's all broken

[tender igloo]

lo0l

[plush cobalt]

Embeds failure?

[tender igloo]

look at my horse isnt it amazing

[atomic forum]

I'm scared to know what this gif is

[plush cobalt]

Okay so images are fine

[lilac quarry]

puppers is gonna say no fair

[frozen ember]

yuh huh

[ruby river]

they had a sign that said "$8 admission, kids get in free

WARNING: CANNONS ARE LOUD"

[plush cobalt]

Stay tuned

[fathom igloo]

I did not expect this handwriting from you.

[atomic forum]

Looks like my handwriting tbh

[lilac quarry]

how many pages include feet

[plush cobalt]

That was written by me as a child

[atomic forum]

Hopefully none

[lilac quarry]

is your writing the same now

you didn't clarify

[plush cobalt]

Yes

[lilac quarry]

can we see an example of your writing please

for the records

[fathom igloo]

I was expecting this

[lilac quarry]

the TIS stenographer needs a sample for court

[plush cobalt]

It's not as bad but I did share my handwriting when we did that one time

[atomic forum]

Mine was so bad I had to use a pc at school since the teachers couldnt understand it

[plush cobalt]

I wrote something with uwu or whatever

[plush cobalt]

Goodness

[frozen ember]

oh well atleast there not liable for the jackass who decides to put his next to a live one

[stable oar]

"The" ahh journal

[plush cobalt]

I had teachers get onto me about my handwriting but not that

[atomic forum]

Yeah it was tough, made me an even easier target for bullies

[frozen ember]

its funny you special eds got shoved into too many lockers but neil tyson didnt

[atomic forum]

So I bullied them even harder

[frozen ember]

im refering to this tweet omar

[sterile iris]

@dim cloak apparantly my pup almost killed another bird. she cornered it on our porch.

mrs dodo says we need to muzzle. hard no. aint her fault she's faster than our local birds

[atomic forum]

Honestly I don't like him

[plush cobalt]

I was moreso ❔ing the “you special eds” but I agree with the tweet

[frozen ember]

i want to get high one day and just listen to all those backwater shorts hes in

[atomic forum]

Every interview is of him monologuing and letting no one else speak

[frozen ember]

im sure that'd be like a real eye opening trip

[frozen ember]

finance bros mindset

[dim cloak]

Y'know what my dad would say in this situation? "It's a dog."

[frozen ember]

i mean it kinda is if they have predatory instincts

[sterile iris]

she is literally doing her job too. she's an employee. protecting the property lol

[plush cobalt]

I don't think about that man tbh, the crime of being annoying isn't enough for my attention

[frozen ember]

juts make sure to get some training or something or that action can turn VERY bad when they get older

[sterile iris]

bro she does that thing where if she finds a worm or bug she rolls around in it. masking her scent :)

[sterile iris]

she's 14

[frozen ember]

fck

[plush cobalt]

Embed failures just don't stop

AND you showed your hand

[dim cloak]

what even happened

[plush cobalt]

With the emoji link

[atomic forum]

Oh lol, I wouldn't worry since I cant imagine a dog at 14 could chase a bird

[sterile iris]

i'm not worried about it. she only does that with birds and chases cats out of our property. heck she might get the goofy mole we have in our backyard

[frozen ember]

ok were going back to typerider days lads

no more emoji sharig its gotta be images now

[sterile iris]

she has cornered two so far since we moved into our new home

lol

oh gifs are banned now here?

[dim cloak]

*typewriter

[atomic forum]

They arent working sadly

[sterile iris]

lol

[stable oar]

embed fail

[atomic forum]

90% of my Internet interactions are gifs

[frozen ember]

tenor is dow apparently... WAIT

[sterile iris]

oh they're not working

[dim cloak]

gifs are a form of image so no

[sterile iris]

ah i see

[dim cloak]

and technically emotes are too

[frozen ember]

i can still spam the drunk emote happily tho

[plush cobalt]

I wouldn't even say technically

[atomic forum]

[plush cobalt]

They just are images

[sterile iris]

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/jensen-ackles-pointing-smiling-supernatural-dean-winchester-gif-11379335554187487189

[lilac quarry]

are we fighting

[frozen ember]

the one time nitro ahh users are saved from crippling meme withdrawal

[atomic forum]

Good chance to check some of my emojis actually

[lilac quarry]

I looked away

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-south-park-gif-17950420

[frozen ember]

ill get you one day corporate company 🤨

[sterile iris]

tell the ER to quit calling me

[harsh vault]

hai chat!

[atomic forum]

i like this one

[dim cloak]

hey floof

[lilac quarry]

what happened

[harsh vault]

haiii destroyer

[plush cobalt]

Why not? It's efficient. I want it now. What's the problem

[harsh vault]

hai loki

[lilac quarry]

I don't work for the er freak

[harsh vault]

hai omar

[sterile iris]

let me find it

[harsh vault]

hai dodo

[sterile iris]

uhhh

herro

[dim cloak]

mean

[plush cobalt]

Hey floof

[dim cloak]

and hostile

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-marvel-rivals-land-shark-look-up-tongue-out-gif-6693635282429313506

[plush cobalt]

No, I disagree

[tender igloo]

hey it works

[harsh vault]

all my frens are here

[lilac quarry]

of course

https://tenor.com/view/tomascore-horsey-horse-rain-horse-sad-horse-gif-5110200213811391305

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/marmot-marmot-scream-dave-dave-knees-dave-energy-gif-20123407

[lilac quarry]

finally

[plush cobalt]

I think we should shout at food service workers more actually

[frozen ember]

hello.. furball

[atomic forum]

Absolutely

[harsh vault]

hai cole!

[ruby river]

all of the reenactors bring their own uniform and rifles. the rifles are REAL and are used to fire actual black powder

[sterile iris]

yeah we don't deep clean equipment. i don't have ppe here

[lilac quarry]

pardon me

[dim cloak]

how

[plush cobalt]

That is a problem

[sterile iris]

our shop doesn't even have a sink so take it to evs or spd

[lilac quarry]

is that more tech support than medical

[atomic forum]

The shit they deal with on a regular basis is horrible

[plush cobalt]

They're right to identify it as a problem

[tender igloo]

LOL

"osha is this okay"

[frozen ember]

i hope you havent given up on forming relationships with me floofer

[dim cloak]

also what is this

[frozen ember]

i may not have a voice but i do have text 👍

[sterile iris]

"oh hey we can't clean it so how about the person who fixes this/troubleshoots it cleans it"

uhh no

[dim cloak]

like a personality quiz or what

[tender igloo]

hahaha

[sterile iris]

the ER submitting service events for something that's not me :P

[lilac quarry]

that reminds me last night our last patient was a lady with a massive brain bleed and she started projectile vomiting bean-loaded chili like bubby the whale all over the place as I was trying to get dual access IVs

https://tenor.com/view/its-not-what-it-looks-like-cartoon-network-gif-4975684

[sterile iris]

poor thing

[atomic forum]

Honestly this just makes me sad

[lilac quarry]

yeah poor babushka

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/out-disappear-bye-vanished-gif-4932063

[lilac quarry]

she's aight now tho

[sterile iris]

what's a babushka?

that a little russian lady?

[lilac quarry]

ye

[sterile iris]

right on

i'll tell my boss that when he comes back monday

he's from russia

[atomic forum]

Russian grandmothers, I think

[lilac quarry]

COME BACK

[atomic forum]

Lol love the emoji

[lilac quarry]

also don't use my gifd

[sterile iris]

[lilac quarry]

[neat moat]

omars handwriting is so bad

[sterile iris]

i was surprised i had one

[neat moat]

smh

[sterile iris]

yeah it is

[lilac quarry]

I know right

[sterile iris]

i was told i have girly hand writing

[lilac quarry]

is that a good or a bad thing to you

[atomic forum]

How can one have girly handwriting

[sterile iris]

idk

[atomic forum]

What is girly handwriting

[neat moat]

dude should have became a doctor

[sterile iris]

tell me to write something

and i'll send pic

[atomic forum]

It's like when people say its a girly drink, what even is that!

[sterile iris]

something with fruit?

[neat moat]

whats a girly drink

[dim cloak]

btw Mojo and I were taking a nap, with Cory nearby

[neat moat]

does it have estrogen in it?

[sterile iris]

awww

[atomic forum]

So vitamin c is girly now

[sterile iris]

fuzz buckets

[plush cobalt]

The drink is exemplifying feminine gender roles in the society in which it operates, clearly

[sterile iris]

lol reminds me of scary movie 2

[neat moat]

is vodka a girly drink?

[plush cobalt]

Yeah sure why not

[atomic forum]

Yeah i guess it does

[plush cobalt]

Water is girly now too actually

[sterile iris]

https://youtu.be/A8a6N1Sl4Vo?si=J0knGfdZU9OhzJeo

[neat moat]

real

[frozen ember]

welp bout to bed myself

[plush cobalt]

You're gonna wet yourself? Alright bro

[frozen ember]

looking for some more asmr stuff to add to the playlist

[dim cloak]

Me with my Strawberry Rum, Grenadine, and Sprite

[neat moat]

Omar wets the bed

[frozen ember]

bed as in go to bed bro 😭

what is with the hostilities today i thought we were frens 🚟

[sterile iris]

gn ColetheQuestionBloke

[plush cobalt]

I genuinely misread it as wet myself and decided to go with it despite rereading

[tender igloo]

like shirley temple but i havent heard someone say that in a while lol

[sterile iris]

[atomic forum]

I love that stuff

[frozen ember]

wait

wrong emoji 😅

[neat moat]

sugma

[sterile iris]

jager is like black licorice :D

[plush cobalt]

What hostility has there been other than that joke message and calling you out for saying smth wack 🧐

[neat moat]

Oh we sharing handwriting now?

[atomic forum]

I remember because I had elderflower gin someone called me some not nice things

[plush cobalt]

I do consider you a friend, nothing has changed

[atomic forum]

Like why, what difference does it make

[tender igloo]

you can tell a lot about someones handwirting

[dim cloak]

I can down pure jaeger, and I don't drink Jaeger bombs. I tell everyone, it's not that I like black licorice, I just don't like energy drinks

[atomic forum]

Quite nice tbh

[plush cobalt]

I won't be ridiculed like this let me find a calligraphy example from like 3 years ago (not really I'm too lazy)

[tender igloo]

for instance yours is something along the lines of you being a extrovert lol

[lilac quarry]

I've never been able to write properly or fast in lowercase

[sterile iris]

gracias

[tender igloo]

can i write penis?

[plush cobalt]

I challenge you COWARDS to send your childhood handwriting as I did

[atomic forum]

I can barely write full stop

[tender igloo]

oops

[atomic forum]

De Nada

[lilac quarry]

did you grow up with puppers or something?

[neat moat]

oh shit

[lilac quarry]

okay I like this

[neat moat]

better

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-9508832355999336631

[atomic forum]

Nah, maybe, I dunno

[sterile iris]

i come to general chat to forget stuff not learn stuff

[plush cobalt]

Leou

[sterile iris]

i feel that and good. energy drinks are so bad for you ||i like em :P||

[lilac quarry]

you'ir'e righteeng is beter than i tot

[atomic forum]

What is that p word at the bottom

[sterile iris]

get rekt leon

[dim cloak]

woops sideways

[tender igloo]

what the hell

[lilac quarry]

It's Le

[tender igloo]

penis lol

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/stewie-family-guy-personabey-gif-23759923

[atomic forum]

https://tenor.com/view/lee-everett-lee-everett-twdg-twdg-lee-lee-twdg-lee-everett-flashback-gif-7745756673625439244

[dim cloak]

there

[atomic forum]

Oh for...

[tender igloo]

for me it depends on what type of writing thingie im using lol

[dim cloak]

also haha

[tender igloo]

thinner pens do that

[frozen ember]

um idk

[lilac quarry]

better

[sterile iris]

writing tool?

[frozen ember]

TENOR IS STILL DOWN?

[dim cloak]

for me my hand cramps up, making it very hard to write anymore

[sterile iris]

another great pupperism

[frozen ember]

also side note

[dim cloak]

to the point I can barely write

[frozen ember]

i think i just found the most gold asmr channel

[neat moat]

@toxic relic judge me

[frozen ember]

both nice to listen to but also being a meme

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-lol-so-funny-funny-h-ilarious-gif-5708737

[frozen ember]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqXCFIOmysM

bro even sets out a preview like damn some high quality shizas

[tender igloo]

lol no like the pen i just used is a 0.35 mm the purple one is a hilighter

[sterile iris]

oooh i see. bro do you still use mechnical pencils? aka led pencils?

[tender igloo]

that sucks , do you have arthritits?

[sterile iris]

[tender igloo]

arthritis lol

[frozen ember]

"Pupper'z was here" ahh writing

make it xXx_ for that extra edgy middle skool writing

[tender igloo]

i think the only mechanic pencil i have is a umm

[sterile iris]

This was probably Pup also

[tender igloo]

0.3 mm lol

[frozen ember]

https://tenor.com/view/true-correct-dwight-schrute-rainn-wilson-right-gif-23822659

[sterile iris]

So embarrassing i had an SN like that

[frozen ember]

ayyy

its back

[atomic forum]

That's like something you would find on the wall on a resident evil game XD

[bronze moat]

Voltage rating as a name?

[frozen ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/758552938024009769.webp?size=48

welcoom back tenor

[tender igloo]

wtf lol

[frozen ember]

i should probably go to bed

[tender igloo]

is that in a bathroom

[frozen ember]

sayonara chat

[sterile iris]

on one of the bathroom stalls where we were fishing at lol

seeya Cole

[frozen ember]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-roblox-ok-bye-peace-sign-gif-16579907

[tender igloo]

lol why do you have a mymelodie bun bun

[sterile iris]

no clue. had no idea what it was

one time someone bought me like 6 months of nitro and i went ham on servers for nitro

[dim cloak]

I forgot I owned this

[sterile iris]

lol

looks like a fun read

[tender igloo]

[neat moat]

what is it about

[sterile iris]

[dim cloak]

it's a graphic novel too

[sterile iris]

that instantly made it good to me lol

i can't do long reads anymore like that

[dim cloak]

basically 18th century zombie apocalypse

[sterile iris]

ever read the marvel zombies?

[dim cloak]

but it's based in the world of Pride and Prejudice

[tender igloo]

no but theres a alien vs avengers comic coming out i think later this year

[sterile iris]

dude this sounds good for any time setting

whaaa

pup that sounds dope

[dim cloak]

no I don't read comics tbh

[tender igloo]

wait wth lol

[sterile iris]

dude one night i went hard on aliens lore and i couldn't stop

had no idea there were so many variants

[dim cloak]

btw Pride an Prejudice is a romance novel

a fairly famous one

[tender igloo]

oh theres 4 of them lol

[lilac quarry]

pride prejudice vs zombies is ass

[dim cloak]

idk i never read it

[sterile iris]

idk if it's a graphic novel i'd give it a try

[plush cobalt]

Got out my pens to write and chat has already moved on

[dim cloak]

i just forgot I had the graphic novel version

[plush cobalt]

This is so fucked up

[sterile iris]

so what?

write anyways dude

[burnt kite]

im back from stroking my neighbors cats chat

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/hpw-caseylee-vt-yourtooslow-sonic-gif-20141993

[lilac quarry]

i wanna see

NOW

[sterile iris]

i wanna see your handwriting

[plush cobalt]

But I am beholden to the whims of the people

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/puss-in-boots-shrek-please-beg-pretty-please-gif-9647046979984591269

[tender igloo]

its fine the chat has adhd

lol

[lilac quarry]

DO IT

[dim cloak]

why does your neighbor's cat have its own chat

[sterile iris]

what was that?

[tender igloo]

a snicklefritz

[sterile iris]

for a second i thought you put snickerdoodle

[dim cloak]

what did you call us

[tender igloo]

wait what lol

[plush cobalt]

This is kinda poopy but the “I swear” isn't far off from how I write when I'm not scribbling

[sterile iris]

[tender igloo]

[lilac quarry]

pretty great actually

[sterile iris]

calligraphy-esque

[burnt kite]

"Im back from stroking by neighbor's cats, chat"

[lilac quarry]

cursive is dumb and stupid but I guess yours is fine

[dim cloak]

much better

[tender igloo]

i dont think any writing is poopy it shows that individual character where most of the time we are just typing away lol

[dim cloak]

lol

[plush cobalt]

Thank u gamers I used my calligraphy pens

[tender igloo]

LIAR

[atomic forum]

No mine is shit

[sterile iris]

my trained eye knew

[dim cloak]

except when they trace

[sterile iris]

||untrained eye||

[plush cobalt]

One eye is trained

[dim cloak]

Inside you there are two eyes

[plush cobalt]

One has something stuck in it

[sterile iris]

i knew this one girl i was talking to for a little bit. she was into crystals and all the vibey stuff

[dim cloak]

the other is gay

[sterile iris]

she always talked about her "third eye" or whatever

always made me titter

"exaggerate your third eye dodo"

[dim cloak]

I know what titter means now!

[sterile iris]

uh huh

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/ralph-ralph-wiggum-simpsons-ralph-i'm-learnding-i'm-learning-gif-17493450018197884567

[tender igloo]

like tiddly winks

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-titter-giggle-happy-funny-gif-14660963

[plush cobalt]

The (Nationality) say everyone has three eyes. One eye, they show to the public. The second eye, to their closest family and friends

[dim cloak]

Lemmywinks

[sterile iris]

go on

[tender igloo]

lol

[sterile iris]

[plush cobalt]

I forget how it ends, something like the third eye is only for the self and it's the realest or whatever

[tender igloo]

nah i just go balls to the wall lol

[sterile iris]

ah. thought it was gonna be third eye is a weiner

[plush cobalt]

I was referencing the three faces thing

The third eye can be a weiner

[sterile iris]

lol

[atomic forum]

That's your jabs eye

[dim cloak]

I reminded myself of south park and lemmywinks

[tender igloo]

i thought chocolate starfish lol

[sterile iris]

like a boxer?

[atomic forum]

Or however its spelled

[atomic forum]

I dunno

[sterile iris]

"AND THE HOTDOG FLAVORED WATAHHH"

[dim cloak]

😭 🤮

[dim cloak]

to lemmywinks

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/adi-shankar-limp-bizkit-devil-may-cry-gif-6938085498148944164

[atomic forum]

Man that emoji has been ruined for me

The one with the green....thing

[dim cloak]

?

oh

[humble mango]

My steam account got hijacked

[plush cobalt]

What ever could it be other than vomit?

Please, do tell!

[atomic forum]

Shreks.......something

[dim cloak]

okay? you need to be banned or what?

[plush cobalt]

Hmm.. But Shrek isn't the one vomiting

[atomic forum]

No, shreks.....thing

[dim cloak]

Shrek is love
Shrek is life

[atomic forum]

Yeah

[sterile iris]

don't share usernames and passwords friend

[dim cloak]

ahh i remember learning about that for the first time... horrific times...

[humble mango]

I sent a request to steam support with proof and Information, am I fine?

[dim cloak]

depends

on steam actually acting on it

[plush cobalt]

What a curious place to ask that question

[sterile iris]

it's active?

and he at least got an answer i guess

maybe it's all part of the simulation

[dim cloak]

also 2FA next time will save you

[plush cobalt]

The producers threw us a random side character

[dim cloak]

lol

[plush cobalt]

It's what the people wanted

[tender igloo]

if you have proof of purchase on any game prolly, i had to do that with a everquest 2 account lol

[dim cloak]

Random thought, is the "30 min or it's free" thing still... a thing?

[sterile iris]

everquest 2!? dude is that that old mmo?

i heard that was like the truest mmo

[tender igloo]

yah its still me and slugs favorite before daybreak bought it lol

they made it free to play and it just turned into fart

[sterile iris]

i miss playing mmos

[plush cobalt]

Surely someone out there is still doing this

[sterile iris]

i loved ff11 and SWG

[plush cobalt]

I don't think I've ordered a pizza in years myself but that can't be a relic from a bygone era

I refuse to believe it could be

[tender igloo]

swg was so fun , i was watching the first starwars last nighta nd it played mos eisley music and i was like AWH

[sterile iris]

duuuuuuuuude

i remember hanging out in cantinas and just roleplaying

that was so much fun

sitting there having dancers buff us

man i miss that

OH! i had a basilisk war droid

bro i gotta find the pic

[dim cloak]

oh cool

[neat moat]

hehe he angy

[dim cloak]

Tornados. great.

[sterile iris]

@tender igloo

[tender igloo]

had one of those the other week ALL DAY

[neat moat]

Omar draw Lary

[tender igloo]

LOL

[dim cloak]

this one lasts till 11p

[sterile iris]

man that game looks terrible

too bad swtor is lame

[tender igloo]

still fun though lol

[sterile iris]

i played that for years

oh for sure

[dim cloak]

kotor tho...

[sterile iris]

had it on my phone for a bit

the 2nd one too

[tender igloo]

i played closed beta for that lol , always funny when people complain about unstable pz , cause god there was some bugs in that

[sterile iris]

uninstalled them cuz they were literally just ornaments T_T

[sterile iris]

dude i think you showed me how pz looked at launch. holy cannolis i'm spoiled with owh it looks now lol

i can recall playing before vehicles and bags showing

[tender igloo]

crazy how far it has come

[sterile iris]

dang it pup now i wanna play

[tender igloo]

lol

[sterile iris]

LOL so mrs dodo asked what i wanted to do for father's day

i said "go shooting at the shooting range"

"we can't afford that right now"

"stay home and play video games (pz)"

she didn't like that answer

[sterile iris]

osrs looking wizard hat lol

[tender igloo]

doing something for yourself for one day? lol

take her out to eat then play games

[sterile iris]

for reals

[tender igloo]

make her play lol

[sterile iris]

MAN I WISH

good Lord that'd be so fun to watch

[tender igloo]

lol eat this rat its fine

[sterile iris]

i tried to get her to play the sims 4 on our xboone for a bit and it was hilarious

[tender igloo]

did she like it? i dont know any woman that doesnt like sims lol

LIKE YOU CAN DECORATE N STUFF

i just like building houses and decorating them

[sterile iris]

so she spent an hour making her person. she did a good job. right when it came to playing she was all, "what do i do?"

"anything you want"

her person went to watch tv

"dude i can watch tv IRL"

she lost inerest 😆

interest*

[tender igloo]

LOL

[thin wedge]

puppers pls. Starfield

[sterile iris]

yeah it was short lived

[atomic forum]

My main problem with sims is the cash grab nature of it

[tender igloo]

im biased i love bethesda games lol

[sterile iris]

gonna play on my phone now. seeya gen chat!

[tender igloo]

like the expansions n stuff?

[atomic forum]

Yeah, way too much money for such essential things, like pets

[burnt kite]

shadow wizard money gang

[thin wedge]

you must play it

[tender igloo]

yeah i felt like at least seasons should have been included in the base game like wtf lol

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/starfield-happy-pat-smile-gif-6346963093459176587

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/spanky-throwing-money-cash-money-our-gang-little-rascals-gif-7602783295867595867

although on oblivion my dark brother hood quest is bugged lol

so thats nice

[atomic forum]

Exactly, its the main reason I stopped playing

[rose kestrel]

Sims mod for zomboid will come as as submod for Bandits mod

[trail palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1317741078019047445/1371959911671529472/togif-9.gif

[bronze moat]

Someone say decorate houses?!?!?

[bronze moat]

Sims mod. Exists.

[bronze moat]

Sims 4 = $2,500. Zomboid = $15.

Zomboid > Sims

[rose kestrel]

$19.99 in USD

[burnt kite]

hbm nuclear tech

[fathom igloo]

I sense a sims discussion

[thin wedge]

chunk destroyer

Literally shitted on the world

[burnt kite]

parasites are no joke

[rose kestrel]

lava fortress in the center?

[burnt kite]

correct

[rose kestrel]

i love schizocraft

[burnt kite]

who doesn't love schizocraft

[rose kestrel]

people who don't have lots of spare time or non tism

[burnt kite]

the plain background characters

[rose kestrel]

the common champions

[ruby river]

woah

[tidal sierra]

i was 3 when this game came out, now im 15 and playing it

[frail shadow]

when i was 1 U.S. forces seized control of Baghdad, ending the rule of Saddam Hussein

now im 21

and

yeah

[carmine monolith]

i was like 11 when mibecraft cane out

[dim cloak]

So glad I'm not going to Kentucky in 3 hours

[carmine monolith]

i remember trying to get people ti play minecraft at school for like a year

nobody knew about it

[frail shadow]

minecraft was lame until all the redditors hopped off

[dim cloak]

everyone knew about Minecraft in my high school, but not when I started playing it

[carmine monolith]

yeah i started playing in the pre alpha days

[dim cloak]

I started playing in, I think 2010

[carmine monolith]

ye

[dim cloak]

During Beta

Beta 1.5_01, cracked version. My dad bought it in B1.7.3 tho

[carmine monolith]

nice

[dim cloak]

tho I remember, in high school, one of my friends found a Halo 1 "pc port" it was a virus, but all it did was spread the legit game to every pc in the school

it legit was halo 1 downgraded tho

[frosty tulip]

Back from the dentist, apparently I'm doing a good job

[dim cloak]

nice

[frosty tulip]

Hence why flossing is goated

[dim cloak]

Eat candy in spite

[frosty tulip]

Actually can't believe some people don't do it

[dim cloak]

I don't. mainly bc my teeth are too sensitive to

[frosty tulip]

I'll crunch into some hard-candy and destroy my teeth

[frosty tulip]

While it's not as effective, water flossing could be an option maybe?

[rose kestrel]

crunch into a kernal

[dim cloak]

no bc I gag when I try to hold it in my mouth for more than 2 seconds

same with normal water rincing

[frosty tulip]

Damn

[dim cloak]

Corn or computer

or both

[rose kestrel]

crunch a bunch

[carmine monolith]

crunch into the latest linux kernal

[dim cloak]

Take a big bite into a good distro

[carmine monolith]

let me forget to update for a year because it gives no notifications you need to update

unlike windows which literally blue screens

(the update notif screen is blue)

[dim cloak]

mine is silvery grey idk what your windows is

I have both Linux and Windows tho

[carmine monolith]

i have two harddrives

when i got a new one i just put linux on it

so i still "have" windows

[dim cloak]

Bazzite on Desktop and Windows on laptop

[dim cloak]

I used to be able to do that, before my mobo shorted

[carmine monolith]

if i need to do something on windows i just open boot menu qnd boot the other harddrive

mobo?

[glad pike]

beep boop

[dim cloak]

motherboard

[carmine monolith]

ahh

rip

[dim cloak]

hi

[rose kestrel]

i have a portable Kai Cenat with Gyatt Mogger OS

[carmine monolith]

my entire rig is

9 years old

atp

[stable oar]

shut

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/superstore-amy-sosa-thats-not-a-thing-okay-no-thats-not-a-thing-not-a-thing-gif-24953239

[stable oar]

lol

[glad pike]

hello dstroyer

[carmine monolith]

hello hrllozz

hello spiffo

[dim cloak]

hello

[stable oar]

hi spiffo

[carmine monolith]

bits broke the hello chain

spiffo, hello them.

[stable oar]

hello

[dim cloak]

AmogOS is a thing tho

[carmine monolith]

howdy works too

[neat moat]

murph murph

[dim cloak]

you broke it

[carmine monolith]

ghoti ghoti

[dim cloak]

hey ghoti

[carmine monolith]

why anger react me

[dim cloak]

hehe tricked spiffo

[neat moat]

cus that's my thing

idrc

[carmine monolith]

well then have at you, and witness my thing

[rose kestrel]

get with slang of the times and you will not fall behind

[carmine monolith]

do not raised eyebrow react me

[neat moat]

Ghoti does as ghoti pleases

whats cooler

zombies vampires or Werewolves

[carmine monolith]

vampires

[neat moat]

I knew you were a class traitor

[dim cloak]

@neat moat I found the perfect (free) Linux distro for you
https://cutefish-ubuntu.github.io/

[carmine monolith]

wa

[neat moat]

hehe

Have you seen Buffy the vampire slayer

[carmine monolith]

my dad used to watch it

[dim cloak]

hm... werepyres.

[thin wedge]

not the hannah montana distro

[carmine monolith]

ive seen snippits

[thin wedge]

🥀

[neat moat]

is it gud?

[dim cloak]

no

wrong distro

[carmine monolith]

unsyre

[thin wedge]

yes

best distro

[dim cloak]

i agree but wrong link

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-davis-temple-os-cope-gif-20951978

[carmine monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/2ps-compelling-argument-meme-higher-role-gif-22667466

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-liar-star-wars-lying-gif-8634649

[stable oar]

compelling argument, however, your mother

[neat moat]

its funny cus its tru

[dim cloak]

vineboom.mp4

[carmine monolith]

cant wait for vet

so when i can do that constantly

[neat moat]

Vet has a specal prize

so I've been told

I've been waiting to get it

[carmine monolith]

like a gold chest from fortnite???

poggers skibidi

[neat moat]

like the mastercheif armor from fortnite

[carmine monolith]

omg

reals?

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/on-gang-on-gang-cat-cat-meme-orange-cat-gif-17623077317653251013

[fair dock]

build 41 when???

[carmine monolith]

yestermorrow

[dim cloak]

They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done.

[fair dock]

aw i missed it

[dim cloak]

and haven't yet

at the same time

[neat moat]

murph is there any progress on the crow legion

[carmine monolith]

i watched a crow pick through the gravels in my driveway

i opened the door and it hesitated before flying away

[neat moat]

very interesting

leave shiny

[carmine monolith]

hm

[heavy ivy]

shiny

[neat moat]

oh no

she's here

hiiiiiii

[carmine monolith]

who

[neat moat]

the shiny snatcher

[rose kestrel]

the Food and Drug Administration

[neat moat]

aka the fun police

[gloomy totem]

I hope reddit just died for good

I don't like using that app

[neat moat]

why do you use an app you dont like

[gloomy totem]

Because I've got nothing better to read on my phone

[frosty tulip]

"Smh, god damn redditors" - A redditor

[gloomy totem]

Real

[neat moat]

tumblr

[rose kestrel]

Twitter

[frosty tulip]

myspace

[rose kestrel]

Club Penguin

[frosty tulip]

god if I was still a kid, I'd still be fucking furious over club penguin

[gloomy totem]

The city walls

[frosty tulip]

they axed that, made club penguin island which was a disaster lmao

[gloomy totem]

I love graffiting the city's marble walls with my charred branch

[frosty tulip]

yeah fucking imagine being some guy that leaves a graffiti that embarrasses them later in life, then your cringe graffiti gets re-discovered thousands of years later

[gloomy totem]

You ever see that gay graffiti found in Pompei?

[frosty tulip]

nah, I know about the graffiti there, I just don't remember exactly what any of em said

[gloomy totem]

I remember one which was talking about how some dude was gay

[frosty tulip]

god imagine

[gloomy totem]

Here it is

[humble mango]

I got it back let's gooo

[frosty tulip]

oh lmao, I thought you meant it was some guy calling someone else gay for no reason

well it's an odd way of coming out but whatever floats their boat.

[vocal quail]

this was found in pompei

[frosty tulip]

well not for long since they got cooked by that lava.

[gloomy totem]

Correct, both of you

[carmine monolith]

who

[frosty tulip]

you

[vocal quail]

me

[gloomy totem]

Us

[vocal quail]

you me and us

[gloomy totem]

We, them, him, and the eternal glorious leader

[vocal quail]

he us she all you and her he him and me and the molding lava that drowned us bc were in pompei

[gloomy totem]

If the eternal leader was there he would've stopped the volcano

[frosty tulip]

well if it's any consolation, ya probably woulda suffocated instead before the lava drowned ya.

[vocal quail]

I'd survive

[gloomy totem]

Nah, I'd win

[vocal quail]

Why didnt they drank the lava?

[gloomy totem]

Are they stupid?

[vocal quail]

maybe am stupid

[frosty tulip]

they didn't have straws

obviously

they needed a gigantic straw to drink all the lava

[vocal quail]

maybe they dint know the italian police's number?

[gloomy totem]

No, they had straws

[vocal quail]

so the police coulnt help them

[gloomy totem]

They needed sillier straws though

[vocal quail]

they neede the silliest straws

[frosty tulip]

clearly you don't do any research smh, Pompei has always had bad cell reception.

[vocal quail]

my gramdad lived in pompeiž

he told me no one knew anyones numbers

[carmine monolith]

yeah the service in pomepii in the 70s was terrible

just 70s. no 19 before it

[frosty tulip]

god, roman empire was wild

[gloomy totem]

It's better now, since 1210. Hope nothing goes wrong in 1220

[vocal quail]

why not just wait for the lava to blockify, and then slice it appart and rebuild the city with the lava parts?

[onyx igloo]

yeah they had phone numbers

[frosty tulip]

gotta respect that one dude who became dictator twice and each time he just fucked off to being a farmer again

truly a chad move

[vocal quail]

who are yu talking abt

[frosty tulip]

cincinattus I think?

[vocal quail]

ok

hes actually my great-great- great-great- great-great- great-great- great-great- great-great- great-great friend

[gloomy totem]

Yeah

Cincinnatus

[frosty tulip]

MY GREAT UNCLE IS JULIUS CAESAR, he'll ban you from the roman empire

all I'm saying

[carmine monolith]

romr just got so lucky so many times

[vocal quail]

Liermaxxing ?

[frosty tulip]

until the Goths destroyed them

[vocal quail]

what if we rebuild pompei and live their untill rest our lifes

[neat moat]

goths 😳

[carmine monolith]

goths werent even the problem

[vocal quail]

why dint they rebult pompie anyways?

[carmine monolith]

rome fell like 100 years earlier

it was just a stagnant garbage heap and the goths took it for free

[frosty tulip]

GUYS WE JUST GOTTA BUILD OUR HOUSES NEXT TO KRAKATOA

[vocal quail]

487 or smth

[frosty tulip]

IT WILL NEVER ERUPT EVER AGAIN

[neat moat]

Id also fall if a bunch of goths approached me....

[heavy ivy]

lightning never strike the same place twice after all

[vocal quail]

why not just no rebuld pompei near a volcano

[vocal quail]

it does

in collumbia

[neat moat]

erm acktuallly

[vocal quail]

some place

[carmine monolith]

im very partial to the "roman leaders had severe brain damage" theory

from lead wine

[neat moat]

mmmmm lead 😋

[frosty tulip]

god, krakatoa be terrifying

[frosty tulip]

Nero moment

[carmine monolith]

real

[frosty tulip]

but I'm also sort of in the belief that a lot of these guys probably weren't as bad as we think

still pretty bad guys but a lot of it is probably the other emperors shit talking

[vocal quail]

incompitent?

[frosty tulip]

nah, not just that.

If you overthrew the other emperor, you'd want to make them look worse

so you make your rule look more legitimate

[vocal quail]

Rome was a pretty bad place also

[neat moat]

mfw slavery

[carmine monolith]

20-33% were forced labor

not sure about automod

so i use the nice version

[gloomy totem]

Guys help me messages aren't sending

[neat moat]

did you know that Cesar never said "I love you"?

[vocal quail]

why

[neat moat]

This is because he couldn't speak English

[gloomy totem]

Nevermind

[carmine monolith]

real

[vocal quail]

WOW UR SO FUNNY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[frosty tulip]

but ye, their brains probably got fucked up by that lead

[carmine monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/pipe-bomb-so-cool-pipe-bomb-hatsune-miku-gif-3979886170462943769

[neat moat]

murph core

[frosty tulip]

why didn't julius simply dodge the stabs from his senators?

truly a skill issue

[vocal quail]

bro didnt grind enough 🥀

[harsh vault]

hai chat

[vocal quail]

for his dodging skills

[vocal quail]

bok

[harsh vault]

o

how ish everyone

[vocal quail]

lowkey cooked

if i dont lock in now

am gonna need to study day before school ends again

[carmine monolith]

man i hope whoever invented leap years is fucking stabbed

[vocal quail]

why

[rose kestrel]

we believe in you, may Spiffo guide you to victory

[carmine monolith]

julius ceaser invented leap years

funny haha