general_chat

[toxic relic]

i am a grown man

asking about the consumable item that is cake

[gilded bridge]

I can be 12 cms thick

[plush cobalt]

I am ageless. I am unknowable

I am eepy

[toxic relic]

okay but who's cake

[plush cobalt]

Do you mean whose cake

[stone meadow]

damn you got the big boss in here now

[toxic relic]

i mean who;s

[polar kernel]

did someone say

big.... boss?

[oblique stream]

Cake deez nuts

[plush cobalt]

This is more confusing

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[oblique stream]

Gottem

[gilded bridge]

should I run or hide?

[toxic relic]

[stone meadow]

funnily enough I'm listening to the man who sold the world rn lol

[plush cobalt]

Why did he sell it

[toxic relic]

gud song

money

[plush cobalt]

Oh dear

[slate sage]

Big boss from Fortnite?

[toxic relic]

[polar kernel]

fortnite mentioned

[fathom igloo]

Omg it’s NasKo

[polar kernel]

[plush cobalt]

Play the nasKo theme song

[gilded bridge]

why did you sell the world?

[polar kernel]

frothing at the mouth thinking about fortnite

[slate sage]

https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-fortnite-metal-gear-solid-fortnite-dance-gif-5171326091940806986

[oblique stream]

When you cant even say

My name

[toxic relic]

scott joplin's the entertainer starts playing

[polar kernel]

they added general grievous today i NEED IT

[oblique stream]

Thats solid snake

Dummy

[fathom igloo]

How could NasKo do this

[slate sage]

I dunno, never played Silent Hill

[stone meadow]

i missed out on cyberpunk cause i refuse to buy anything ever since i lost my account

[stone meadow]

uncultured (me neither)

[plush cobalt]

Are all fortnite characters slim? Like snake doesn't look like that in other games right

[toxic relic]

is the hill silent or is the silence mountainous like a hill

[stone meadow]

i did watch like 40 videos on it tho

[toxic relic]

they are and its fucking annoying

[polar kernel]

getting ur epic games account back is an impossible task

[gilded bridge]

Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?

[slate sage]

I dunno

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-fortnite-snoopy-snoops-walk-gif-12823628521465579618

[slate sage]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-fortnite-fortnite-dance-griddy-peter-griffin-griddy-gif-10709608781999106611

[plush cobalt]

Odd. I wonder if it's to match a hitbox or what

[stone meadow]

spent like 200 quid on it

had it since like season 2

[toxic relic]

look how they massacred my boy

[polar kernel]

you have to basically do a lie detector, dna swab, 3 year waiting period, psych evaluation, and many more to get an epic games account back

[fathom igloo]

How does this happen

[stone meadow]

My account bound itself to the wrong epic account

[plush cobalt]

Hello it's me goshzilla

[toxic relic]

HHAHAH

[stone meadow]

and i think that basically replaced my old account with a newer one with nothing on it

[oblique stream]

Unlike steam account

[toxic relic]

do people genuinely fucking say "goshzilla"

[polar kernel]

its probably easier to buy a gun in germany than to recover an epic games account

[oblique stream]

Gyatzilla

[fathom igloo]

And customer support was no help? You have proof of purchase of all your games right?

[gilded bridge]

bro steam support has a swat team on standby

[plush cobalt]

I don't know but it would be very funny if there were a hardcore fan that refused to say the name

[stone meadow]

bro I switched like 4 agents during trying to recover it

all telling me different things

[toxic relic]

you are fixating on ass, curious

[slate sage]

I just emailed Tim directly and it was solved smh

[polar kernel]

i gave up i had every single battle pass skin from chapter 1 on my old account

[plush cobalt]

Erm paging doctor Freud

[polar kernel]

ill never get it back

[stone meadow]

last guy told me i should be able to get it back then closed the ticket

[oblique stream]

Im not

[toxic relic]

u are mate

[plush cobalt]

It's just a cigar I swear

[polar kernel]

i had the omega skin lights on that acc ☹️

[oblique stream]

Something is in the water

[toxic relic]

why are you looking at dude's asses so much

[gilded bridge]

nothing wrong bout it

[toxic relic]

curious

[stone meadow]

ok mr gaming industry connections

[fathom igloo]

No way I’d let that go if I dropped a lot on games. I would harass them every morning until they either refunded or gave me the account back.

[oblique stream]

They put in it something that makes you fixate on asses

[toxic relic]

got him speed dial dont worry

[oblique stream]

I don't even remember why I started talking about it

[toxic relic]

i was fixated before i ever drank woter

[oblique stream]

Damn city 17

[toxic relic]

built different

[plush cobalt]

Ass water

[gilded bridge]

I think he might be gay

[toxic relic]

[polar kernel]

theoretically

[toxic relic]

don't speak of that again, lobster

[plush cobalt]

I meant the water that makes you think about ass

[oblique stream]

Hypothetically

[plush cobalt]

How was it interpreted

[toxic relic]

none of your concern

[plush cobalt]

I think it is my concern

[gilded bridge]

I have an idea

[toxic relic]

well, i erhh, i dont care that you broke your elbow

[plush cobalt]

Diarrhea?

[fathom igloo]

Frogski are you calling them again or letting it go?

[candid patio]

Alright y'all I'm going to face the day. I need a miracle. Shoot me some good vibes please.

[plush cobalt]

Good vibes beam activate

[toxic relic]

shoot?

[karmic jetty]

bruh what did i just read above

[fathom igloo]

Will redbull work?

[icy vigil]

y tho

[plush cobalt]

Oh no. Oh dear. I accidentally fired the tummyache beam

[gilded bridge]

how about I send you a picture of my ass?
I'm a guy

[toxic relic]

LMAO

[silver plank]

Youre dead to me

[fathom igloo]

SIR!!

[toxic relic]

"can i send you a picture of my ass"

[plush cobalt]

Most normal Discord user

[fathom igloo]

Someone post that in the thread

[gilded bridge]

to see if he's gay or not

[candid patio]

I'm swiftly running out of time to acquire $200k Canadian or my life will fall apart.

[karmic jetty]

[plush cobalt]

Most normal straight person

[stone meadow]

at this point it doesnt matter, playing fortnite after that whole experience just leaves a bitter taste in my mouth

[mellow birch]

I wish you luck Slappy <3

[karmic jetty]

this is frogskers discordia

[icy vigil]

what are you buying

[gilded bridge]

if he likes it he's gay if not he's straight

[fathom igloo]

Well I hope you didn’t lose a lot.

[candid patio]

I'll need more than wings.

[stone meadow]

I think its like 200 quid but oh well

[mellow birch]

what do you need a miracle for?

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-that's-tough-man-tony-zatima-that's-rough-that-sounds-difficult-gif-10914259107138875771

[polar kernel]

i love fortnite too much.... i cant give up my favorite game

[mellow birch]

well there’s a secret third option

[candid patio]

That's payroll for my employees

[mellow birch]

he’s gay but finds you unattractive ;p

[karmic jetty]

cool chip did u get sabrina carpenter

[icy vigil]

my employees

[gilded bridge]

I'm very far from being normal or straight

[icy vigil]

👁️

[fathom igloo]

Fortnite is code for beer

[gilded bridge]

I cry then

[silver plank]

I feel sad for you, that game sucks big time

[plush cobalt]

Squeaked out a W in the 4th quarter

[polar kernel]

i dont need to use code everyone knows im an alcoholic

[toxic relic]

true

you can still use the code for fun

[polar kernel]

you feel sad because i like a game 😭

[plush cobalt]

This is a stinky moment... Big time stinky

[karmic jetty]

yucky even

[plush cobalt]

Fortnite more like fartnite because it STINKS!

[toxic relic]

devious, perhaps

[plush cobalt]

I have no strong feelings about fortnite

[toxic relic]

fartface

[karmic jetty]

fartnite

[gilded bridge]

I'm mentally deranged and I had a bf
the only nudes I ever recived were from a dude

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-do-do-not-smoke-cart-cartnite-gif-9892044490168487487

[toxic relic]

my feelings about fartnite align with the hit video maker dan olsen

[toxic relic]

thats great dude

[plush cobalt]

Oh no. Oh dear. I accidentally fired my truth serum beam

[polar kernel]

LMFAO

[toxic relic]

i'm glad you found happiness

[polar kernel]

WHAT PROMPTED YOU TO SAY THAT?

[gilded bridge]

keyword "had"

[candid patio]

Well technically my wife's employees but you know we work on her company together.

We managed to kick the can down the road a few weeks by withholding our own paychecks and credit cards and other ill advised things.

[toxic relic]

found happiness for a period of time

[gilded bridge]

omar calling me straight and normal

[polar kernel]

i see

[karmic jetty]

whats goin on here bruh

[mellow birch]

he couldn’t stand the slander

[gilded bridge]

I love proving omar wrong

[plush cobalt]

To be clear, I said most normal straight person

[karmic jetty]

theres severe lack of educational material

[plush cobalt]

So straight yes, normal no (was the intent)

[fathom igloo]

Omar is never serious and always sarcastic

[toxic relic]

im not sure how to advise you about company fraud

[gilded bridge]

doesn't matter if I can prove him wrong

[plush cobalt]

I have my moments

[plush cobalt]

It's a shame you so infrequently get the opportunity to do what you love

[fathom igloo]

DONT CHALLENGE HIM?!?!?!

[silver plank]

Can you hire me?

[candid patio]

Lol we have committed no fraud, we have not done anything unscrupulous yet.

[silver plank]

I need a 2nd job

[mellow birch]

that’s… concerning.

[fathom igloo]

Do you also wear red and look a bull in his eyes?

[gilded bridge]

I just did it twice though

[karmic jetty]

gib clams

[icy vigil]

why are you struggling

[gilded bridge]

yes
I'll do anything for xp

speaking of which

[icy vigil]

were you exporting products?

[plush cobalt]

One is in your head

[karmic jetty]

ew xp peasant

[polar kernel]

i am not a business owner however i am a bossman

[candid patio]

Can we skip a few of your paychecks until we fix our cash flow problems? Like paychecks every 6 months instead of 2 weeks?

[fathom igloo]

Hugo boss clothes DOES NOT make you a boss man.

[plush cobalt]

The world would be a better place if Discord users stopped caring about chat rankings

[gilded bridge]

why is it so slooooooooooowwwwwww

[karmic jetty]

frfr

[toxic relic]

https://math.paperswithcode.com/paper/homology-manifolds-and-homogeneous-compacta

[polar kernel]

my underlings hate me because i play zesty music when i drive them around. you WILL listen to chappell roan and you will NOT complain

[silver plank]

The world would be a better place if people that get banned are killed instead

[plush cobalt]

Mistershark are you trapped

React to this if you're okay

[karmic jetty]

thats alotta words for math

[toxic relic]

you need to

[karmic jetty]

i want numbers mason

[plush cobalt]

React to this if you're not okay?

[toxic relic]

gotta be proficient with numbers and letters

[gilded bridge]

a bit extreme and radical today, are we?

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-is-this-your-card-gif-8397347924124011725

[plush cobalt]

Not you chip

[mellow birch]

what is a homo manifold?

[polar kernel]

:(

[karmic jetty]

manifold but not straight

[toxic relic]

consistently the same throughout

[karmic jetty]

same thang

[toxic relic]

real

[mellow birch]

I forgot what a manifold was

[karmic jetty]

[gilded bridge]

also a bonus to further disprove omar's claims
I listen to lil nas

[mellow birch]

so that still doesn’t cue me into what it’s talking about

[karmic jetty]

manifold is that jack person

[toxic relic]

sapce

space*

[karmic jetty]

jack manifold

[toxic relic]

an area

[polar kernel]

fuck my stupid chud life...

[karmic jetty]

briish

[mellow birch]

ohhh okay

[plush cobalt]

My haters are obsessed because they know I'm blessed

[mellow birch]

thanks Mr. Fart

[fathom igloo]

As a straight person this is irrelevant

[toxic relic]

so an area that has consistent and the same values

[crimson sky]

Hi chat

[silver plank]

You dont have haters

[polar kernel]

omar has a plethora of haters

[karmic jetty]

hater i hardly know er

[icy vigil]

bro has no enemies

[toxic relic]

its much more complicated than what i explained but

[plush cobalt]

All my haters vanish mysteriously

[toxic relic]

good enuf

[mellow birch]

nono I get you

[plush cobalt]

Hi Dick

[karmic jetty]

heheheh

[candid patio]

Can you dumb this down a lot please?

[mellow birch]

that’s about as much as I can easily comprehend that you can easily write out

[crimson sky]

Someone here speak spanish i need help with something

[toxic relic]

i didnt touch on its relation to homeomorphic regions and such but yeah

[karmic jetty]

no hablo espanol

[plush cobalt]

Are you asking if someone here speaks Spanish or is this a command

[fathom igloo]

#1019767076094758924

[candid patio]

No hablo Espanol

[plush cobalt]

Oh idk why I thought it'd be asking for help with a Spanish assignment

[toxic relic]

is about space

space as in a region

[plush cobalt]

Tech support makes more sense for being sent here

[toxic relic]

planes

[crimson sky]

I can speak in inglish to, but it's more comfortable in spanish, sorry chat

[oblique stream]

Alright who pinged me

[karmic jetty]

spess

[karmic jetty]

me

[candid patio]

The surfaces, not the vehicles?

[oblique stream]

OMFG DO NOT

[carmine apex]

oops

[fathom igloo]

Woah

[dim cloak]

Yo hablo espanol un pequeno

[plush cobalt]

Unfortunately English-only server—there are Spanish speakers here but idk whether they'd want to troubleshoot in DMs

[toxic relic]

yessir

[candid patio]

Thank you

[toxic relic]

👍

[gilded bridge]

my friends tell me it's gay i dunno

[crimson sky]

Oh, tanks man

[dim cloak]

(I'm still learning tho)

[silver plank]

Por favor no lo hagas de nuevo

[candid patio]

Isn't your pfp the Spanish flag?

[gilded bridge]

he's not gay guys

[crimson sky]

Haha, don't worry man

[karmic jetty]

arbritary

[surreal mirage]

[dim cloak]

Please no new (hagas)?

[plush cobalt]

Music by queer artists is not just for queer people

[toxic relic]

i think he just doesnt want to be sent ass pics from a server member

but thats just me

[surreal mirage]

the fuck i join to

[crimson sky]

Hablas español?

[karmic jetty]

nuthin echo

[oblique stream]

Im a humble bisexual man that don't needs ass pics from strangers

[karmic jetty]

is just some discordia slop

[candid patio]

Mi casa es su gatto cabeza

[toxic relic]

my hypothesis was accurate

[surreal mirage]

another day in this discordia life

[dim cloak]

just me flexing a bit of spanish. and getting flexed on

by actual spanish speakers

[toxic relic]

you cant really hinge a persons sexuality on whether or not they accept unsolicited pictures of randoms

[crimson sky]

AHAHHA that doesn't make sense XDD

[mellow birch]

facts

[plush cobalt]

This woman said she doesn't want a picture of my private parts... She must not be straight

[fathom igloo]

Yeah just look at cool chip. He blasts pink pony club while driving a tank….

[toxic relic]

lmao

[crimson sky]

Litteraly are you saying "My house is your cat head"

[karmic jetty]

i like moni and i accept unsolicited donos

[toxic relic]

people do think like that

weird

[gilded bridge]

so you're not straight?
I didn't have to prove anything?
I'll delete it then

[fathom igloo]

Is this not a normal sentence?

[surreal mirage]

zeerol give me $1 and ill double it

[plush cobalt]

I think anyone thinking like that would think misogynistic things rather than “not straight” tbh

[toxic relic]

i would say you didnt have to prove anything from the start

[dim cloak]

https://youtu.be/gGKZqDyGWYs?si=2F7jUr4_8wt3BKai

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

yes, i agree

[oblique stream]

Dont

[karmic jetty]

how bout i gib u 1 dolla and u gib me back 1 quid

[toxic relic]

lmao

[crimson sky]

Not really, it makes no sense at all if you translate it into Spanish.

[fathom igloo]

Idk what this is

[mellow birch]

I’ve seen niceguy messages where they do go the route of misogyny via the proxy of homophobia

[silver plank]

Si pero solamente los Viernes. Los demas dias hablo catalan

[plush cobalt]

In English it's a pretty common saying

[surreal mirage]

hold on a minute, this is arbitrage

[dim cloak]

Barbie Metal

[crimson sky]

Dm?

[dim cloak]

legit fire

[silver plank]

Ok

[fathom igloo]

Exactly

[karmic jetty]

u remembered the word!!!

[surreal mirage]

for once

[mellow birch]

sometimes they really will just insult everyone, or make all the assumptions before taking “no” for an answer

[plush cobalt]

Sort of like “mi casa es su casa”—my house is your cat head

[surreal mirage]

ill forget tomorrow

[fathom igloo]

Chat, my house is your cat head.

[karmic jetty]

mi casa es su gato

[candid patio]

I'm a big burly cis straight man with a full beard and I blast Olivia Rodrigo and sing along all the time.

[mellow birch]

up to and including “she must be gay and that’s not okay”

[toxic relic]

real

[burnt kite]

no fucking way

[crimson sky]

HahaI had no idea that "my house cat head" was a common phrase lol

[plush cobalt]

Yeah I could see someone getting there eventually

[burnt kite]

are you actually deadass right now

[karmic jetty]

alivebutt

[crimson sky]

I love cats

[toxic relic]

read the past chat

[plush cobalt]

Now you know! Use it with your English-speaking friends! (We are lying to you, it's not)

[mellow birch]

… neither did I

[carmine apex]

@oblique stream

[mellow birch]

tf does that mean?

[karmic jetty]

who is this foo

[toxic relic]

its not a phrase

[carmine apex]

who is who

[mellow birch]

oh lmao

[oblique stream]

Nah frogski and supernova are with that ass

[crimson sky]

I know are lying me i'm not a fool, don't worry buddy

[dim cloak]

ty Duolingo for teaching me spanish, enough to understand a bit of wtf's going on!

[carmine apex]

ahhh shit

[candid patio]

5 year old me cobbled that sentence together from the Spanish words I learned from my neighbors and it just kinda stuck.

[toxic relic]

turn tables

[plush cobalt]

It's okay to be fooled by trickery

It doesn't make you any lesser

[toxic relic]

lesser compared to what

[karmic jetty]

lesser?

[plush cobalt]

Lesser compared to what they are

[mellow birch]

it might leave you with lesser

[fathom igloo]

Wikipedia

[burnt kite]

lesser husk

[mellow birch]

or looking worse

[crimson sky]

It's a really good phrase

[burnt kite]

ultrakill mentioned

[mellow birch]

so

[icy vigil]

that's what i told grandma after i took her 50k

[plush cobalt]

It's okay grandma

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

[fathom igloo]

Awww I miss my grandma

[toxic relic]

who's grandma

[karmic jetty]

i ate my gramma

https://tenor.com/view/moana-tamatoa-i-ate-my-grandma-gif-7889798

[plush cobalt]

Rest in peace, unless you're saying you just want to go visit her

[surreal mirage]

oh shid moana

[mellow birch]

it’s not okay to be fooled by trickery if you refuse to learn from it! don’t let people walk all over you kings queens and nonbinary monarchs

[toxic relic]

i didnt watch moana

[fathom igloo]

Nah she passed in 2015 😭

[plush cobalt]

Make sure to include peasants for fartass

[plush cobalt]

Sorry for your loss

[toxic relic]

im just a farmin man

[dim cloak]

My grandma's visiting Switzerland rn

[fathom igloo]

Thank you 😊

[toxic relic]

trying to break free from feudalism and absolute monarchies

[fathom igloo]

Call her

[mellow birch]

if all the peasants are king it’s not reactionary

[toxic relic]

middle england is trash

[dim cloak]

my dad told me not to rn

[mellow birch]

so I think he’d be fine with it

[karmic jetty]

ur all peasants

[plush cobalt]

No I once said something similar

[mellow birch]

or maybe it is

[toxic relic]

doubt

spreading doubt

[burnt kite]

takes one to know one

[plush cobalt]

Kings, queens, gender-neutral sovereigns or smth to that effect

[mellow birch]

idk it depends on how they express their status as kings

[fathom igloo]

Tell him to shut up. Then call her and tell her you love her.

(I’m joking you don’t have to take my advice)

[toxic relic]

like a bad case of meningitis

[plush cobalt]

Today I will exercise my unjust power

[toxic relic]

this is not financial advise

[crimson sky]

Chat, I'm sorry for the request, but I need help with an academic project and I need some help with who the art and development director of Project Zomboid is. Does anyone have that information?

[mellow birch]

give me money (this is financial advice)

[burnt kite]

what if im a high stellarch

[plush cobalt]

Interesting request

[toxic relic]

🙌

[karmic jetty]

ask spiffo bot idk

[crimson sky]

If you want, I can share my project if you find it interesting.

[crimson sky]

Thanks

[karmic jetty]

we HATE pz here

[icy vigil]

a project zomboid

[surreal mirage]

what is pz

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-dog-funny-mining-diamond-gif-1581521611463750450

[crimson sky]

HAHAH

[karmic jetty]

peneral zhat

[toxic relic]

are we some kind of project zomboid

[plush cobalt]

It's not a joke.

[crimson sky]

It's funny. Sorry

[gilded bridge]

too late, I can resend it if you want though

[plush cobalt]

It's not funny. What the hell, man.

[karmic jetty]

no funni allowed here

[surreal mirage]

only serious

[toxic relic]

"what are we, some kind of suicide squad?" is one of the worst lines of all time

[karmic jetty]

why so serious

[trail palm]

yea i dont like pz that much

[mellow birch]

yeah you can make a ticket and hopefully you’ll get an answer soon! Idk who the art director is, though, so can’t answer it for you sorry

[trail palm]

ill keep it real

[plush cobalt]

We're very serious individuals in this chat

[dim cloak]

pz killed my parents wtf dude

[plush cobalt]

It was a joke actually! Fooled again, by trickery!

[candid patio]

They don't really talk about their job titles publicly or have an org chart on their website. I would probably post on the forums.

[trail palm]

there is a reason we dont talk in the stinky leaf chat

[karmic jetty]

gah ur so gullible

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-mr-burns-muahahaha-evil-laugh-gif-4482837

[crimson sky]

uuhh, I've fallen again

[fathom igloo]

What the heck is this

[plush cobalt]

Erm, there's gullible written on the ceiling

[quaint mortar]

not gullible enough

[quaint mortar]

ai slop

[dim cloak]

i hate that i can hear that

[crimson sky]

Don't worry

[crimson sky]

XDD

[karmic jetty]

gullible is the thing they used to behead evil kings

[crimson sky]

Lmao

[plush cobalt]

I like this message. I'm leaving now. Goodbye

[quaint mortar]

not what it's called!!!

[mellow birch]

I like this message too

[toxic relic]

it wasnt just kings

[mellow birch]

the pzchat hivemind commends you zozo

[dim cloak]

LUNCH TIME

[oblique stream]

Honestly speaking, the last persons cake id like to see is someone that I talk to

[crimson sky]

Thanks friend, this information is worth a lot.

[karmic jetty]

my sovereign mind is free

[plush cobalt]

No shot they actually sent an unsolicited ass picture

Did he at least ask before DMing it or what

[karmic jetty]

tf

[toxic relic]

time to read

[karmic jetty]

weewoo

[surreal mirage]

go to bed

[karmic jetty]

zeeland

!!

[toxic relic]

no

i napped this afternoon between meetings

[mellow birch]

uh, wait. Did he…?

[burnt kite]

Depression time

[oblique stream]

Im not gonna comment on that

[toxic relic]

i'm full of energy

[karmic jetty]

is only 11pm

[fathom igloo]

No you absolutely should

[toxic relic]

not even peak gayming time

[plush cobalt]

Okay

[surreal mirage]

nz timezone is so cooked

[toxic relic]

why

[oblique stream]

Its left up to your interpretation if he actually did it

[toxic relic]

theres a few timezones in nz

[karmic jetty]

schrodingers ass dm

[burnt kite]

is polyphasic sleep schedule actually as good as regular sleep schedule

[mellow birch]

yes

[plush cobalt]

If this is an elaborate ruse I say to you “shame! shame!”

[toxic relic]

no fucking idea

[burnt kite]

there is only one way to find out

[mellow birch]

was saying yes to zozo btw

[toxic relic]

it depends on the person in my opinion

[mellow birch]

idk shit about the efficacy of polyphasic sleep schedules

[toxic relic]

if you work at night or shifts then maybe

[burnt kite]

zozo? more like zazu

[plush cobalt]

I was finally about to go run but I was pulled back in by the ass DM storyline

[karmic jetty]

crazy how shaming works so well back in ye olde days and u can just move 10 blocks away and start a new life

[plush cobalt]

Bye for real have a good

[toxic relic]

gl with the pump man

[karmic jetty]

punp

[fathom igloo]

If you click X on a message request does it just delete the message or does it block them too?

[oblique stream]

Can we get a hour long video on speculations if wether or not did he send me a cake pic

[mellow birch]

think it just declines it without blocking?

[karmic jetty]

4 hr slop video about the mysterious ass dm

[toxic relic]

back in my day we could move to another city and start an entirely new life with no way for anyone from your previous town to be wise to it

[mellow birch]

idk it it makes future requests automatically decline though

[surreal mirage]

not the ass pic

[mellow birch]

it might

[oblique stream]

Like highest quality youtube slop

[candid patio]

i did polyphasic for a semester in college
it took me about 2 weeks to get into the zone
but I really enjoyed it and the only reason I stopped was because my schedule didn't really allow for it anymore.

[oblique stream]

That concludes in maybe

[fathom igloo]

Bummer that Frank horrigan guy from yesterday ended up there.

[karmic jetty]

70% runtime is just tierliest unrelated to the subject

[oblique stream]

Or adverts

[mellow birch]

trying to remember who that was

[toxic relic]

i would genuinely be concerned if you got an ass pic

[candid patio]

20 minute sleeps every 4 hours, and a 1 hour sleep after work because I couldn't take a 20 minute sleep during work

[oblique stream]

Or promotion of their plushie

[mellow birch]

was it the guy asking you for money?

[karmic jetty]

me?

foiled again

[burnt kite]

thats sickass

[mellow birch]

then getting even more rude and mean about it afterwards?

[karmic jetty]

thanks for the hersheys kisses

[toxic relic]

use aluminium next time

[fathom igloo]

I found him, he’s gone but I went ahead and blocked too lol

[quaint mortar]

you're welcome

[mellow birch]

ah lol

[toxic relic]

gotta play more spess

[mellow birch]

have fun in spess

[karmic jetty]

spessman

[toxic relic]

last round was mafia

and cling

[burnt kite]

who calls ling cling

cling a ing

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/sayaka-miki-sayaka-miki-puella-magi-gif-25544889

[burnt kite]

ring a ding ding

[lilac quarry]

zozo

[oblique stream]

It would be funny

[karmic jetty]

lokiel

[toxic relic]

gasmask op, outran ling thrice cause they didnt know i was wearing it

[toxic relic]

cling-changeling
it works

[burnt kite]

but everyone knows that changelings are lings

[toxic relic]

or clings

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shake-gif-19831790

[burnt kite]

its like calling classic literature clit

[candid patio]

I really liked it. I felt great. Although its not forgiving at all and you have to be super regimented. And that first 2 weeks when you are learning how to force your body into REM is pretty painful.

[karmic jetty]

HUH

[surreal mirage]

what

[burnt kite]

exactly

[toxic relic]

false equivalence imo

[gilded bridge]

what?
who else?
someone who you never talked to?
like a gloryhole?

[karmic jetty]

bro wtf

[toxic relic]

mate, i think you should stop

[burnt kite]

imo, dont call lings clings

no one fucking calls them clings

[gilded bridge]

no I need xp

[toxic relic]

well we don't play together so you'll be fine

[toxic relic]

everyone on paradise

[burnt kite]

well, paradise is WRONG

[karmic jetty]

were felinids in spess13

[gilded bridge]

shit I forgot about omar
eh he probably doesn't care

[toxic relic]

yessir

they are still a species in many server

[dim cloak]

k back from LUNCH TIME

[karmic jetty]

i member trying moff and died of hungery

[toxic relic]

the most difficult species to play is vox i think cause you need a constant supply of N2 and you need to spend a point to speak space language

[surreal mirage]

moff gideon

[toxic relic]

lmao

[burnt kite]

at one point, i almost critted a moth secoff with a fly swatter

because i didnt know that they do extra damage to mothmen

i got shot to death

[toxic relic]

byond got ddos'd

the entire week its been down so you have to direct play lmao

gayming

[burnt kite]

whoever ddosed byond probably thought that no one will be able to play spess with it down

ultra levels of petty

[dim cloak]

moff tarkin

[surreal mirage]

might rewatch star wars

[toxic relic]

genuinely, the guy that is doing said he wants it to be 'open source' but dude...spess is open source

[icy vigil]

y tho

[surreal mirage]

i like star wars

[burnt kite]

I think he just used that as a reason to be a fuckoff, without actually having any knowledge of the subject

[loud pumice]

French toast for breaky

[surreal mirage]

uppy lives

[loud pumice]

Om nom nom

[burnt kite]

yummers

[lilac quarry]

never seen it

smh

[icy vigil]

not if i can help it

[lilac quarry]

can't be that good

[loud pumice]

Dude I had the worst fever of my lifetime last night

[chrome jetty]

liar

[surreal mirage]

you'd probably like Andor

[burnt kite]

where is the fire then

[lilac quarry]

my work partner said that funny enough

[loud pumice]

Body fully drench in sweat, felt like I just got of the shower. Sinuses we're swollen, bleeding from the nose everytime I blow my nose.

[icy vigil]

[surreal mirage]

what if i am your work partner

[lilac quarry]

[dim cloak]

maybe not liar

[loud pumice]

I've been sick since last Sunday

[chrome jetty]

On your pants

[loud pumice]

For some reason, every night, the fever returns

[surreal mirage]

lack of elden ring does that to a mf

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-meme-memes-silly-goofy-gif-8222467360237951453

[loud pumice]

I might be dying

Finally

[burnt kite]

rip bozo

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[icy vigil]

why didnt you go to the doctor

[loud pumice]

Can't afford it

[dim cloak]

agrees in American

[icy vigil]

does it return everyday? every 2 days?

[burnt kite]

the blackrock hq looks mighty fine today

[lilac quarry]

sell your gun

[loud pumice]

It returns every night

[loud pumice]

Now now, lets think this through

[surreal mirage]

that doesnt sound good man

[red mortar]

HEYA

[karmic jetty]

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/asdf-hay-hey-where-asdfmovie12-gif-18990154

[red mortar]

my washing machine sound wont stop 😄 any idea how to stop it

[loud pumice]

Are you in a microwave

[sterile iris]

LOL

[red mortar]

i picked it up

[sterile iris]

@dim cloak dude

that was way better than it should have been lol

[dim cloak]

?

[red mortar]

any debug or smth

[dim cloak]

oh

[red mortar]

?

[karmic jetty]

im imprisoned

[loud pumice]

In a microwave

[karmic jetty]

allegedly

[loud pumice]

Putting you for 5min

[candid patio]

its a pain in the ass to sell a gun and get a decent price for it

[karmic jetty]

u fool that would only turn me into plasma

[lilac quarry]

well once you're at the point of sale, you have the gun, just demand more

[candid patio]

you can't just sell it on craigslist, you need a person with a federal firearms license to facilitate the transaction

[icy vigil]

holy shit youtube recommended a video before i could search for it

[lilac quarry]

it's over

[sterile iris]

really? where i'm at it doesn't seem that difficult

[lilac quarry]

they got joshua

[sterile iris]

price wise i couldn't say

[icy vigil]

fuck joshua 🤬

hate that dude

whoever he is

[karmic jetty]

!!!!

[lilac quarry]

zorzor

[sterile iris]

i have a good friend named Josh

[karmic jetty]

lokiel

[sterile iris]

Only his wife calls him Joshua

[dim cloak]

same

[lilac quarry]

i want this one

[karmic jetty]

wha

thats otag

[sterile iris]

i'm eating hotdogs for breakfast

[karmic jetty]

[lilac quarry]

I WANT THAT ONE

[sterile iris]

since our lame caf didn't have bfast burritos

[dim cloak]

just ss it and make it in a private server

[karmic jetty]

everyone keep STEALING my cats!!!

[dim cloak]

not same

[sterile iris]

idk why i have nitro but i have a gazillino cat gifs

[icy vigil]

free nitr

[karmic jetty]

idk why i have nitro either

[icy vigil]

i have it too

[sterile iris]

[burnt kite]

free niter

[karmic jetty]

what could this mean

[sterile iris]

it means they're finally giving it to us

[sterile iris]

and just charging for the borders and nicknames or whatever

[dim cloak]

I only have nitro basic

[icy vigil]

the world is healing

[surreal mirage]

[sterile iris]

[karmic jetty]

nah this a free sample

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-who-rohit-shetty-pinkvilla-who-is-it-what's-the-name-gif-11602684487777858024

[surreal mirage]

can i have nitro

[karmic jetty]

discord devs been playin schedule 1

[sterile iris]

[lilac quarry]

free niter

[karmic jetty]

they tryna get us hooked on the product

[surreal mirage]

mein gott you're right

[sterile iris]

as much as i want my gifs i can't

mrs dodo would have my hide

[candid patio]

options i'm aware of:
pawn shop with a firearms license - probably give you less than 50% value
consign it to a gun store - probably give you about 70% of the value
sell it yourself - to a buyer - find a gun store that will facilitate the transaction - the gunstore takes a flat fee of like $25-$50 - but you gotta get the buyer to agree to meet you at the gun store for the transaction

[karmic jetty]

get a better hiding spot

[sterile iris]

@narrow rune i'm eating hotdogs for bgreakfast and you can't stop me

[sterile iris]

yeah that's pretty much how it is here. when i sold my piece years ago i sold it to my friend at a discount

came with three 15 round mags too

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cook-we-need-to-cook-gif-1473882861733925296

[sterile iris]

i miss my gun

that fool told me to change my pfp then he ghosts me

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/540708927046811650/1259634126399471758/ktymtoh.gif

[lilac quarry]

where did it go

[sterile iris]

sold it

[candid patio]

my father may or may not be in possession of my item without the proper paperwork and it may or may not have magazines that hold more units in it than is allowed by local policies

[gilded bridge]

was it your first?

[dim cloak]

My dad has a 16-gauge bolt-action shotgun

[gilded bridge]

who uses discord web?

[lilac quarry]

i can throw a rock real fast

[karmic jetty]

i have my fists

[loud pumice]

Lokiel 🫂

[toxic relic]

discord web is cool

[surreal mirage]

discord web means you can be in two calls at once

[gilded bridge]

you already seem more fun than frogski

[karmic jetty]

ive discovered why we got free nitro

[burnt kite]

brb chat

[karmic jetty]

is discords birthday

[burnt kite]

im gonna go shopping

[surreal mirage]

how do i get free nitro zeerol

[lilac quarry]

how old is discord

[burnt kite]

my house is fully looted

[karmic jetty]

u already have it so u dont get

[rain mango]

I can throw the rock real fast

[surreal mirage]

huh

[icy vigil]

he can

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-smell-wwe-gif-15916777

[surreal mirage]

i dont have nitro smh my head

[karmic jetty]

glazer!!!

[surreal mirage]

its been like 8 months since ive been able to send peggers

[gilded bridge]

looks weird with hair

[burnt kite]

poggers, you mean?

[karmic jetty]

[lilac quarry]

send what

[karmic jetty]

HAHAHAHHA

i loved that one

[gilded bridge]

"mh" already stands for "my head"

[surreal mirage]

its peak

[floral fiber]

you mean poggers right

RIGHT

[surreal mirage]

are you fr real?

[karmic jetty]

add to homebase echo

and otag

[dim cloak]

I'll post a pic later of this

[burnt kite]

shaking my smh my head

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/otag-cat-gif-1562403741471706019

[gilded bridge]

you're wasting discord server storage space

[sterile iris]

right. the piece i may or may not have sold was lost in a boating accident

[lilac quarry]

[dim cloak]

dolly's in my room staying calm (for once) rn

[sterile iris]

the singer?

[naive anchor]

I got yelled at by a mod now I have to be a good person

[dim cloak]

Dolly

[karmic jetty]

why do u still have bigpoo

[naive anchor]

Fym I am bigpoo

[karmic jetty]

nu uh

[surreal mirage]

it exists now zeerol

peggers away

[naive anchor]

Yuh huh

[sterile iris]

awww look at the baby!

[trail palm]

i like teh 6 bottles of glass coke

[candid patio]

if that particular item was some how linked to your identity, in america, you could be in big trouble if your friend was found in possession of it, even if they weren't doing anything wrong with it at the time of discovery

[lilac quarry]

how old are those cokes top left

[sterile iris]

makes me wish i was at home with my mutt

[gilded bridge]

I prefer every bit to be used for furry content

[dim cloak]

most reactions I've ever gotten holy shit

[dim cloak]

they're just for display

[karmic jetty]

u didnt even know bigpoo until i mentioned it!!!

[icy vigil]

why dont you have a doorknob

[sterile iris]

yup for sure. i have a friend of mine here at work that is selling some proverbial firearms and was willing to go to a gunshop and have the rights transferred over

[dim cloak]

bc i'm looking at the bacj of my room?

[sterile iris]

pretty fu||dg||y how things are now. and i get it yeah but the bad guys are still going to get guns

[dim cloak]

those doors are to my closet

[naive anchor]

Huh that’s vice versa i said I was bigpoo then u started whining ab how your aftuallly big poo you copycat!!!

[icy vigil]

a

[sterile iris]

here in my city a father was shot and killed in front of his 3 kids at the park

[karmic jetty]

what the shrimp

revisionist

[sterile iris]

the lo and behold the badguy had a gun, illegally

[naive anchor]

Nuh uh I’m the original

[dim cloak]

here's my door

[sterile iris]

the gun laws here didn't prevent him from getting one

[naive anchor]

Your a small poo

[karmic jetty]

yucky u

[naive anchor]

There I said it

[surreal mirage]

gonna geoguessr your room

[dim cloak]

ignore the hole above my door

[karmic jetty]

we all know the TRUTH

thou art the deceiver

false bigpoo

[sterile iris]

awesome poster friend

[dim cloak]

ty

[naive anchor]

Yeh I the original

[icy vigil]

i hate carpets 🤬

[dim cloak]

blame the builders

[sterile iris]

i love carpets

hardwood floors suck

[dim cloak]

thank the builders

[sterile iris]

lol

[dim cloak]

I have both

[icy vigil]

i dont like things that cant be cleaned easily

[karmic jetty]

tell me sumthin only bigpoo would know

[naive anchor]

Omg that wall trim is so art deco I love it

[candid patio]

i have so many questions and comments but people will think i'm weird for asking them / making them, so i will say cute dog.

[naive anchor]

Slay qwueen!

[livid notch]

True to NCR , screw caesar

[burnt kite]

legion is better

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/vulpes-fnv-fallout-new-vegas-dance-gif-22150476

[burnt kite]

because i like half naked gay men wearing skirts

[sterile iris]

that's nice

[dim cloak]

if you're curious about the tiger, it's a plush I got decades ago from the LA Zoo

[naive anchor]

Twinning!!!

They’re so sexy

[livid notch]

Siding with legion makes Boone hate me, and I don't want Boone to hate me

[sterile iris]

oh guess i can do a little work

[burnt kite]

meh not really

[loud pumice]

have you seen the cart cannon?

[burnt kite]

the great pissening

[candid patio]

i really liked the tiger. and the hat. did it come with the hat or did you add that?

[naive anchor]

[sterile iris]

...

[surreal mirage]

im aware of its existence but i havent played in a while

[loud pumice]

[harsh vault]

hai echo

[surreal mirage]

hey floofer

[burnt kite]

i think i should go

bye chat

[loud pumice]

Are you aware of its existance?

[dim cloak]

i added it, it was from my trip with my dad cross-country

[loud pumice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187178877664100372/1317963219159089223/caption.gif

[dim cloak]

hi floof

[harsh vault]

haiii

[candid patio]

hi floof

[harsh vault]

chat i have a very important question

[karmic jetty]

no

[naive anchor]

TEs

[candid patio]

i had some fun stuffed animals from my childhood that i kept into adulthood until i moved into my car 😦

[surreal mirage]

krilling you

[dim cloak]

I almost forgot about the mirror lol

[harsh vault]

was there like 5 people with boykisser pfps here an hour ago or was that a dream

[karmic jetty]

all in le head

[burnt kite]

why is it in the dictionary though

[naive anchor]

Now there’s 6

[sterile iris]

i forfeited all of mine to my ex. i let her keep our storage when we seperated

[karmic jetty]

check ur carbon monoxide detector

[sterile iris]

it needs new batteries

it keeps beeping

[surreal mirage]

idk at first i thought it was the american spelling

[loud pumice]

stop

[harsh vault]

i had a dream i was talking in chat

[naive anchor]

Check your fake bigpoo detector

[karmic jetty]

BEEP

[naive anchor]

You need friends

[karmic jetty]

lmao

[harsh vault]

do i

[naive anchor]

Idk me too, the most exciting thing that happens to me is zomboid patch notes

[harsh vault]

i just dream whatever i was last doing to be fair

[naive anchor]

This is sad

[gilded bridge]

3 batmen

[dim cloak]

I do too... ones I can hang out with irl and not just online

[surreal mirage]

looks like a new pair of friends was just made

[karmic jetty]

echo hop on vc

[dim cloak]

So we can go eat at BK or something idk

[naive anchor]

Everyone on this server needs friends

[gilded bridge]

you have me

[naive anchor]

That’s why we’re here

[harsh vault]

of coursies

[karmic jetty]

i might use the earpods again

[loud pumice]

[icy vigil]

friends killed my uncle

[candid patio]

i saw your dumb rainbow plunger and thought "is this person going to be pleasant today?"
you've answered it already.

[surreal mirage]

join

[loud pumice]

what if I kill u

[surreal mirage]

the heck

uppy could never hurt someone

[karmic jetty]

thats an uppmongus

[harsh vault]

uppy would hurt me

[gilded bridge]

dark humor I guess

[loud pumice]

what are yee playin

[karmic jetty]

nuthin

[naive anchor]

Huhh

[karmic jetty]

im trapped

[sterile iris]

project zomboid at home

[surreal mirage]

zeerol is stinky and not gaming

[loud pumice]

tru

[karmic jetty]

i only have my fon bruv

[surreal mirage]

hop on clash of clans

[dim cloak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1358155296949796964/20250405_150326.gif

me anytime i ask

[harsh vault]

whats your TH level

[surreal mirage]

14

[harsh vault]

brokie

[sterile iris]

i can but i don't hav ea mic

plus you'd get bored super fast

[dim cloak]

how

[naive anchor]

Omg yay!!!

[harsh vault]

dodo is old, he will yap like the uncle at the dinner table

[naive anchor]

Grrr

[lilac quarry]

smh

[sterile iris]

i wont talk much because i'm answering emails and closing out work orders

[loud pumice]

zee is a professional yapper

[dim cloak]

That's a thing? My uncle never talked to me, and lived across the country

[floral fiber]

nice COC

[naive anchor]

Hmmm I’m gonna go have an identity crisis and comeback unshitheadified

[dim cloak]

ah ok

[naive anchor]

Byeee

[surreal mirage]

thanks bro

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-linkstare-catstare-theboysbutdumb-gif-26094112

[harsh vault]

what could possibly be your username

[sterile iris]

sorrry to disappoint

[surreal mirage]

its not what you think

[dim cloak]

it's fine

[harsh vault]

i know

[icy vigil]

John echo

[sterile iris]

John Wick

?

[surreal mirage]

dont dox me mistershark wth hell

[dim cloak]

Jeff Chicken-bone

[sterile iris]

oh

[icy vigil]

had to do it

[harsh vault]

john coc

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-turtle-typing-texting-chat-chatting-gif-11350880529556564700

[harsh vault]

dodo, you so ancient

[sterile iris]

sometimes

[gilded bridge]

so fast

[dim cloak]

it almost failed to load on both my ends

[sterile iris]

oh boy

[dim cloak]

mobile and pc

[hardy mural]

You are rank #596 at level 15 with 10,367 experience. (983 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■ ] 32%

[gilded bridge]

text mode sucks

[dim cloak]

fine

[dim cloak]

there

https://tenor.com/view/senko-poute-hmph-pouting-mope-sulk-gif-15650605

omg

lpl

[sterile iris]

lol

[gilded bridge]

actually you don't
you already everyone's friend

[harsh vault]

am i

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/feliz-cumpleaños-gif-7297031782740332415

[gilded bridge]

everyone who knows about you

[half kettle]

One day. I will die

[harsh vault]

am pretty anonymous

[sterile iris]

[icy vigil]

nuh uh

[sterile iris]

[toxic relic]

spider infestation gayming

[harsh vault]

hai stink

[half kettle]

do not preserve me in a tubee

[toxic relic]

hello

[half kettle]

please..

[dim cloak]

hey stink

[icy vigil]

ill do it in the best tubee

[toxic relic]

hello

[icy vigil]

whatever that is

[dim cloak]

you missed me sharing a pic of Dolly (and my room)

Dolly stared right at the camera this time

[lilac quarry]

has anyone ever seen or tried Shokz headphones?

JOSHUA STOP

[sterile iris]

such a good puppers

[gilded bridge]

it's pretty hard to find someone on this server that doesn't have you as a mutual friend with me

[harsh vault]

true

[dim cloak]

she really is, but also very destructive normally

[sterile iris]

my puppy is only destructive to human food fortunately

how old is your Dolly?

[dim cloak]

less than a year

[sterile iris]

AWWW

she's a baby!

my old lady is 14-15 (lost count)

[dim cloak]

and she's a big baby

[sterile iris]

i love it

[lilac quarry]

I didn't realize you could get PUPPIES from rescues