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oblique stream
onyx igloo
Dude landlines are cool
oblique stream
Im melting
onyx igloo
I like the garfield landline
spare ingot
someone ran over a Nokia twice and it was undamaged
oblique stream
put ice on roof of your mouth
I can't
onyx igloo
Gud
oblique stream
It melted
neat moat
Could a war elephant kill 100 peasants đ€
who am I kidding they're getting slaughtered
oblique stream
continue putting ice in
It melts when I take it out of the freezer
onyx igloo
Could a war elephant kill 100 peasants đ€
Which kind of peasant
And are they armed?
neat moat
Yes they are
onyx igloo
Oh
neat moat
but thats the idea
neat moat
2 men minimum
young kelp
with the amount of workspeed, he has a drill instead of a pickaxe lmao
neat moat
not even
These are peasants
largest animal they've probably ever seen was your mother
Now imagine this behemoth that has freaking tusks just charging at you
onyx igloo
No, probably yours
neat moat
Theyre going to break
excuse me rout
And let's not forget the arrows raining down on you
War elephants can be spooked but the peasants will be spooked easier
spare ingot
It melts when I take it out of the freezer
get better AC
oblique stream
please don't walk in the rain or we might lose a sweetie like you
Id rather that it rains
gloomy totem
I encourage you all to embrace a more "Fuck it, we ball" attitude
gloomy totem
I hate all advertising
frosty tulip
I love ads, I need more celebrities to shill their shitty merchandise on any talkshow
mellow birch
Could a war elephant kill 100 peasants đ€
Iâd think 100 peasants wouldnât be hopeless depending on how determined they were, but realistically with two guys on top shooting at them the basic âherd the animal away/into a killzone with a sufficiently large mass of bodiesâ would be a lot harder
frosty tulip
It's the best part
neat moat
Iâd think 100 peasants wouldnât be hopeless depending on how determined they wer...
These are peasants with no plan or command structure. But we could give them one to even the odds
mellow birch
but realistically theyâd break before the elephant spooks
well, 100 peasants who have never seen an elephant before, never been to war, and have spontaneously bound together without any prior organization? I think the peasants win around 1 in out of every 30 battles depending on terrain, bravery of the people involved, and competence/incompetence of the elephantâs handlers/bowmen
if you let the peasants prep knowing what theyâre up against itâs not that much of an ask
people take down merkava tanks with nothing but small arms and hand grenades, I bet a determined group of people could figure out how to pry open a living tank
neat moat
where did you get the 1/30 figure
neat moat
people take down merkava tanks with nothing but small arms and hand grenades, I ...
You see, with the advant of explosives gunpowder killing has been a lot easier. But before that, it was completely reasonable for one man to kill 7 people all by himself
mellow birch
sounds about right to me, is all. I donât find it hard to imagine all those factors coming together from time to time to allow for an upset victory for the peasants
neat moat
now make that man an elephant
mellow birch
like, randomizing the people, locale, animal involved
neat moat
terrain is a huge factor I will agree, though Id assume it is on a flat open feild
mellow birch
and the situation before the confrontation
oblique stream
What if peasants use gorilla tactics
mellow birch
if the elephant handlers lose control of the situation and the mass of people capitalize on it instead of routing, then, well.
neat moat
thats not how gorilla tactics work
oblique stream
What if peasants use gorilla tactics
That allows it to kill 100 men
mellow birch
you throw a fully grown gorilla at the elephant
neat moat
if the elephant handlers lose control of the situation and the mass of people ca...
well in that case it might be a draw, the elephant got away. But they have to kill it
mellow birch
thatâs how gorilla tactics work
jagged adder
Cryogenic winter is peak
neat moat
The peasants can't throw a gorilla they're too poor
oblique stream
What if peasants will trow themselves onto the elephant
rose kestrel
war elephants usually have a spike near the head that gets pushed to instantly kill the elephant and prevent it from rampaging against the handlers forces. Maybe the peasants could just figure out how to trigger that
mellow birch
just drop the gorilla off the cliff onto the war elephantâs carriage
oblique stream
While wielding pitchforks
mellow birch
theyâll never see it coming
oblique stream
Why would peasants fight elephant in the open field
neat moat
war elephants usually have a spike near the head that gets pushed to instantly k...
they wont trust me
oblique stream
They arent protecting their village or houses
neat moat
Why would peasants fight elephant in the open field
because they're peasants they dont know what they're doing
they've been levied
oblique stream
because they're peasants they dont know what they're doing
Then they would die from stupidity before elephant gets them
neat moat
exactly
toxic relic
because they're peasants they dont know what they're doing
that seems a bit harsh
oblique stream
Like they would impale themselves on the pitchforks
toxic relic
just cause theyre peasants doesnt mean theyre stupid
neat moat
that seems a bit harsh
When people are scared they make dumb decisions
mellow birch
Why would peasants fight elephant in the open field
if theyâve been levied by a stranger they have no motivation to fight for and they were thrown into the grinder is the only way I see this happening
neat moat
they aren't soldiers they're civilians
mellow birch
are you a soldier?
oblique stream
if theyâve been levied by a stranger they have no motivation to fight for and th...
Then ofc they will loose
rose kestrel
they wont trust me
one peasant with a burning pig and its over
toxic relic
true
neat moat
That might work but its just them and the elephant
oblique stream
Then ofc they will loose
Everyone would lose in that scenario
neat moat
well the elephant and riders
mellow birch
youâre not a soldier Ghoti, and you can obviously see how stupid it is to run into an open field battle against a fucking elephant without at least trying to be sly
you donât need to be educated to have basic fear of death
neat moat
Im not sure if youre agreeing or disagreeing with me
oblique stream
you donât need to be educated to have basic fear of death
Would elephant also suddenly be thrown into the imaginary field of battle
neat moat
Hmm
mellow birch
Iâm disagreeing with the line of reasoning that âthe peasants wouldnât do anything remotely reasonable because theyâre dumb and scaredâ
neat moat
When did I calm them dumb?
mellow birch
you didnât
neat moat
I see
mellow birch
but you said people who are scared make stupid decisions or something like that
oblique stream
Would elephant also suddenly be thrown into the imaginary field of battle
If its afraid from the start, elephant would be useless
mellow birch
implying that the peasants would be afraid enough to blunder into that big of an error just because
mellow birch
When people are scared they make dumb decisions
here
you did call them dumb in this hypothetical actually
oblique stream
implying that the peasants would be afraid enough to blunder into that big of an...
Why didn't peasants bring crossbows or even flint shotguns
Its peasants weapon
neat moat
you did call them dumb in this hypothetical actually
No I didnt
neat moat
Being scared means you make irrational decisions because you aren't thinking clealry, does that make you dumb? Or does it just mean your decision making is beinf compromised
mellow birch
you used the word dumb
neat moat
Have you ever been in a panic?
Have you ever been in a situation where you were rushed to do something and because of the nessesiry to get things done you make bad moves
mellow birch
and were also making the argument that because they arenât soldiers, but rather civilians, theyâd not see the error in running into an open field battle against a war elephant
neat moat
I once waited for a stop sigh to turn green cus I was running late
oblique stream
Why would elephant be fighting peasants
sour gull
yall aint even fought war elephants dont even argue this
lilac quarry
sign me up
sour gull
i fought elephants back in the day
mellow birch
Why would elephant be fighting peasants
itâs a silly hypothetical
oblique stream
They werent common in the europe fields
sour gull
terrifying beast
lilac quarry
yeah yeah emu
sour gull
biggest creature i ever saw
oblique stream
So peasants would have 0 ideas that such things existed before
sour gull
other than the megafauna of my homeland
mellow birch
Iâm imagining some empire somewhere they had elephants handy sent a single war elephant and their handlers/riders unescorted to pacify a village or something
and in this hypothetical 100 people armed themselves and resisted
steel totem
hi everyone, does anyone know what mod highlights items when your mouse is hovering over it? I know I've played with it before but can't find it
sour gull
yeah yeah emu
can it canuck
neat moat
and were also making the argument that because they arenât soldiers, but rather ...
Well why dont we make the situation more concrete. This is a gladitorial match between 100 peasants (or slaves if its more accurate for you) armed with Pikes, nothing more. All up against 1 war elephant with trained soldiers. No one leaves till one side is completely slaughtered. Open area, no cover
steel totem
like when you're looking at the floor inventory menu
oblique stream
Iâm imagining some empire somewhere they had elephants handy sent a single war e...
Its very hypothetical
mellow birch
Well why dont we make the situation more concrete. This is a gladitorial match b...
hmm.
well 100 dudes with pikes
thatâs a reasonable defensive line
neat moat
Possibly
lilac quarry
someone set this up in totally accurate battle simulator
sour gull
Well why dont we make the situation more concrete. This is a gladitorial match b...
how long are the pikes
neat moat
Let's say 6 feet
sour gull
Let's say 6 feet
that isnt a pike then
oblique stream
Well why dont we make the situation more concrete. This is a gladitorial match b...
Peasants would win by throwing spears at elephants
neat moat
thatâs a reasonable defensive line
This is true, but this assumes they wont break formation, especially when they are being pelted with arrows
It's very possibly that their moral breaks
but its alos very possible somone will get a lucky shot
mellow birch
it really comes down to how able bodied and resolute the gladiators are I think
rose kestrel
So peasants would have 0 ideas that such things existed before
no peasant just means poor or low status but mostly farmer or rural, and many cultures had similar meanings for it and used peasants as militias to fight so it would not be an uncommon scenario
neat moat
Yep
sour gull
i played rome two they need to route the enemy
oblique stream
no peasant just means poor or low status but mostly farmer or rural, and many cu...
We assume average European peasant
neat moat
well in this case you can't exactly route
mellow birch
that is true
sour gull
well in this case you can't exactly route
how big is this arena
neat moat
the colosseum
oblique stream
What if peasants use pikes as a jumping stick
mellow birch
if the conditions are âbattle until absolutely annihilationâ I think the peasants with pikes probably win
rose kestrel
We assume average European peasant
Euro peasants could be brought along just like the Crusades to work in newly conquered areas
lilac quarry
what if one of the peasants is goku
neat moat
What if we give the peasants aks with no fire amrs training
oblique stream
What if peasants use pikes as a jumping stick
And jump to the audience
sour gull
i think the peasants should use the phalanx formation with their pikes
oblique stream
What if we give the peasants aks with no fire amrs training
They'd win then
neat moat
they have no sheilds
mellow birch
What if we give the peasants aks with no fire amrs training
lol thatâd be something
oblique stream
With lucky shot
neat moat
They'd win then
Idk if they'd figure it out in time
oblique stream
what if one of the peasants is goku
What if the elephant is goku
neat moat
they might even kill thier own guys lol
oblique stream
Lets say, hypothetically
mellow birch
well you have 100 chances for someone to accidentally pull the trigger and pass that info along
sour gull
they have no sheilds
a cavalry brace then
rose kestrel
What if we give the peasants aks with no fire amrs training
thats what crossbows were for, cheap and a peasant could learn it in 8 hours with no training really
mellow birch
they might even kill thier own guys lol
and yeah I imagine youâre right about that
oblique stream
What if the elephant charges
mellow birch
negligent discharges galore
oblique stream
And stucks in the wall
mellow birch
but at the end of it the elephant is bleeding, scared, and covered in blood even if not outright killed
neat moat
yeah the sounds would probably scare it a lot, but a panicking elephant is still dangerous
mellow birch
itâs not like an ak is an elephant round
sour gull
if the elephant was shot and fearing for its life terrified i think it would attack its own as well
rose kestrel
the elephant is still a living creature
most were blindfolded or partially covered up eyes and the ones that weren't carried ranged weapons
oblique stream
yeah the sounds would probably scare it a lot, but a panicking elephant is still...
It will probably try to escape
neat moat
well it can't
mellow birch
idk I just think 100 armed people is a bit too many for a single hard target like a war elephant to handle if theyâre in any way mentally prepared to defend themselves
I think this is an everyone loses sort of situation
neat moat
and looking it up aks might be worse since they dont have penetrating power, but they can sill get a lucky shot
thin wedge
what if one of the peasants is goku
goku or gok
neat moat
thats the point really
sour gull
I think this is an everyone loses sort of situation
well the peasants are cheap and elephants are expensive from the edges of the known world (at the time)
mellow birch
100 conscripts without a firm plan, leadership, or training are routing, but 100 people who prepared among themselves to defend their home might fare better is my basic view of this situation
sour gull
100 conscripts without a firm plan, leadership, or training are routing, but 100...
without leadership its definitely a much much harder battle
oblique stream
What if 100 peasants were gorillas with aks
And they used gorilla tactics to win
neat moat
they can't shoot the aks
mellow birch
or even if they can
they probably wonât
unless theyâre bored and left unattended with the gun lmao
neat moat
yeah their bodes aren't balanced that way
mellow birch
well this was a fun hypothetical
rose kestrel
one puppy with a lighter and a propane tank versus Zomboid General chat
harsh vault
hai chat!
icy vigil
I forgot my mango
harsh vault
shark
icy vigil
where
harsh vault
you have mango?
icy vigil
Why not
harsh vault
what kind
icy vigil
The yellow one
harsh vault
what for.
icy vigil
World domination
sour gull
I forgot my mango
mangos mangos mangos
onyx igloo
harsh vault
hai sean
onyx igloo
hyelo
harsh vault
how ish uus
sour gull
boy this so tuff
harsh vault
patrick can we play over the weekend
sour gull
patrick can we play over the weekend
why
sour gull
We'll see
harsh vault
is that niagara falls
sour gull
probably
harsh vault
nuuu
onyx igloo
update: i have been dampened
harsh vault
why!
harsh vault
hai stink
toxic relic
hello
harsh vault
the new monitor is nice
oblique stream
Howdy
oblique stream
the new monitor is nice
What happened to the last one
harsh vault
preparing to smash it with a baseball bat
oblique stream
preparing to smash it with a baseball bat
How rude
harsh vault
its broken!
oblique stream
It did nothing wrong
harsh vault
true
toxic relic
insult to injury
harsh vault
i will politely place it on the curb
oblique stream
its broken!
You broke iit!
toxic relic
i will politely place it on the curb
add a sign that says 'screen cracked'
harsh vault
it was a good movie!
toxic relic
so people know what they are picking up
oblique stream
add a sign that says 'screen cracked'
Place it on Facebook marketplace
harsh vault
but imagine someone brought it home for their kid, just for it to be broken :3
toxic relic
100 dolla
oblique stream
With "lightly damaged" tag
harsh vault
the screen itself isnt cracked, the backlight is the only broken part
so theoretically
oblique stream
Hypothetically
toxic relic
already thinking like a fb seller
harsh vault
exactly!
oblique stream
Hypothetically its still 100$
toxic relic
how's the new one
oblique stream
Its still a working screen
harsh vault
how's the new one
its fine
harsh vault
already thinking like a fb seller
idea, i say pickup only, and the day they pick it up, i cut my power, so they cant test it
toxic relic
no
oblique stream
idea, i say pickup only, and the day they pick it up, i cut my power, so they ca...
Idea
You get it refurbished
And then sell it
Or use as a second monitor
harsh vault
maybe
onyx igloo
Turkey sandwich
oblique stream
Chicken jockey
toxic relic
i hate you
bronze moat
Me
On the way to headpat floof
thin wedge
chick can jerky
rose kestrel
facehugger jerky
oblique stream
i hate you
đ
bronze moat
facehugger jerky
Face huggers cannot be evil. They literally have the name hug.
rose kestrel
Face huggers cannot be evil. They literally have the name hug.
finally a holesome creature that just hugs you and none of that degen stuff
oblique stream
Face huggers cannot be evil. They literally have the name hug.
What about headcrabs
oblique stream
<:angery_kiss:585659270347882527>
Hope you will get
young kelp
19 hour the mining has started
oblique stream
Flint and steeled
stable oar
ah a fellow 11x11 enjoyer
young kelp
21 hour, the mining finished, took only 2 hours
bronze moat
What about headcrabs
Yeah, they give you crabs. So not a fan.
oblique stream
19 hour the mining has started
Birmingham coal mines simulator
Cant wait for you to hit bugs
rose kestrel
21 hour, the mining finished, took only 2 hours
when the Minecraft server is doing so well and you throw emeralds at villagers as a joke
young kelp
Birmingham coal mines simulator
one man is all it takes
the acid ones will be a problem
I don't think armor protects you from the acids
shield rather
there's also the explosive ones
being a sango, they might suddenly stop fighting and run away from the fire
hardy muralBOT
rose kestrel
only 3000 more messages to go
onyx igloo
Why is my spotify so
Weird
Its playing songs i havent liked
On my liked songs
TF?
candid patio
Aesthetically the best polychrome
onyx igloo
Why is my liked songs not playing liked songs vro
rose kestrel
we use Spiffofy here
onyx igloo
Can I just listen to my liked songs spotify
Please
This is my sleeping method
11.99 per month for premium
Shit man, am I made of money?
bronze moat
This is my sleeping method
Spotify here. Sorry no. The new algorithm is sending you songs that mysteriously only existed five minutes ago, butI already have 10 million listens, likes and shares. Also conveniently created by the same artist. You also did not exist until about eight minutes ago.
But we know you will like that song, so please listen to it because youâre an actual human and we need you to listen to this song, so we can register more actual humans listening to the music and not just lots that we ourselves created to make it look like people are listening.
Thanks! -spotify
onyx igloo
No
-me
bronze moat
No
-me
The algorithm demands it. The algorithm makes it so.
Deviation from the algorithm is not tolerated
candid patio
I've been happily using Pandora for so long my login password is only 6 characters
bronze moat
Why do monthly subscriptions exist
Do you literally shut down the algorithm. Itâs purposely setting a music you donât want to promote you to purchase the monthly subscription.
Same thing as ad blockers on something like Netflix. They increase the rate of commercials on purpose to piss people off, so they pay money to not see commercials.
livid notch
Do you literally shut down the algorithm. Itâs purposely setting a music you don...
Damn corpos 
bronze moat
I've been happily using Pandora for so long my login password is only 6 characte...
Yeah, Pandora has not gone down the rabbit hole of using bots and algorithms away. Spotify has. Not a lease as far as Iâve been able to tell.
The rumors about Spotify using in-house bot accounts and even fake musicians is absolutely true. Itâs not a rumor.
bronze moat
Damn corpos <a:beer:1123800876822315018>
Nintendo literally announced that no one actually gets to own a switch to. You are renting it.
candid patio
I've been happily using Pandora for so long my login password is only 6 characte...
I've been using Pandora so long I found it on "stumble upon" and it was called the music genome project
livid notch
Nintendo literally announced that no one actually gets to own a switch to. You a...
I heard, it's insane
candid patio
Nintendo literally announced that no one actually gets to own a switch to. You a...
We live in a dystopia
onyx igloo
The EU is like the last developer working on a legacy videogame
bronze moat
I heard, it's insane
And they sold out in under 1 hour. The public is not rejecting the idea. So it is happening
onyx igloo
Why did I get born into this shit
candid patio
When does Halliday create the Oasis?
bronze moat
We live in a dystopia
PHSYICAL switch 2 games do NOT contain the game. Itâs a download code for a digital copy.
For $10 more cost
onyx igloo
I dont want all this dystopia shit
livid notch
And they sold out in under 1 hour. The public is not rejecting the idea. So it ...
Public is stupid smh
livid notch
I'm glad to not be a Nintendo fanboy
onyx igloo
Its not even like stupid for them thats normal
candid patio
I dont want all this dystopia shit
Nothing is stopping you from being a wild man who lives in the woods
rose kestrel
Public is stupid smh
casually gamer audience, always at mercy of the masses
onyx igloo
Nothing is stopping you from being a wild man who lives in the woods
my parents
worn linden
Hi
onyx igloo
i like them
onyx igloo
that i can accept if i have a computer on hand
i cant live without steam ill have withdrawals
bronze moat
Total cost to âremasterâ breath of the wild = $0.000
Cost of the game = $80.
Oh, and as someone who has bricked thousands of switch 1âs, we only ever cut off your internet.
A switch 2 gets bricked and you cannot use it. Ever. Not offline. Not ever
candid patio
Pretty soon we will live in the stacks in Columbus Ohio
onyx igloo
God I hope the future gets better
rose kestrel
soon we will live like in the game Rust
candid patio
The future
onyx igloo
soon we will live like in the game Rust
Like.. calling people heinous words?
As we destroy their base
rose kestrel
it would be a home instead of a base
candid patio
onyx igloo
The future
I could accept it if it had more vegetation
candid patio
I had multiple people with masters degrees applying for a remote job that paid $27 an hour today
onyx igloo
I guess my job idea is out the window?
candid patio
They are probably going to get rejected for being over qualified
onyx igloo
You can be rejected for that
candid patio
I guess my job idea is out the window?
What's that?
rose kestrel
I had multiple people with masters degrees applying for a remote job that paid $...
is the position still available?
onyx igloo
What's that?
Having a job seems a little.. difficult?
harsh vault
hai slappy!
candid patio
You can be rejected for that
One of my clients is real persnickety about that one. They will say shit like "between 4 to 7 years experience" and I send them some one who is absolutely perfect, but they have 9 years, and they get immediately rejected.
candid patio
hai slappy!
Hi!
harsh vault
i back!
candid patio
Welcome back
onyx igloo
One of my clients is real persnickety about that one. They will say shit like "b...
Politely, your client sounds punchable
candid patio
Having a job seems a little.. difficult?
Getting a job can be very difficult depending on where you live and your skill set
onyx igloo
I live in a small town so I guess thats a positive
candid patio
is the position still available?
It is but not through me. I usually get 3 slots to submit candidates in and my slots have been used.
candid patio
Politely, your client sounds punchable
Fair.
Networking is pretty key to getting a job these days.
bronze moat
Its not even a couple years old..?
Its 10 years oldâŠ.
candid patio
What's that law about computer power doubling every 2 years?
A ten year old video game is 2^5 worse than a modern one with that math
bronze moat
I had multiple people with masters degrees applying for a remote job that paid $...
I make $22 an hour. Some of the financial contracts I dealt with pre covid were in the millions.
99.9% of video game devs are just over minimum wage. Even if a game sells $1 billion or more
toxic relic
new superman trailer looks kind of sick
am i...interested in watching another superman movie? perhaps 
onyx igloo
Its 10 years oldâŠ.
What
candid patio
I make $22 an hour. Some of the financial contracts I dealt with pre covid were...
Yeah I don't understand the world
onyx igloo
It released in 2017
toxic relic
8 years
candid patio
Especially the other side of the struggle... Who are these people that can spend thousands of dollars on concert or hockey tickets?
bronze moat
What's that law about computer power doubling every 2 years?
Kinda sorta. Itâs not really âpowerâ. Otherwise weâd have 8,000K graphics and the Matrix by now.
Itâs storage capacity and memory allocation stuff that rises super fast.
I.e. in 1993 DOOM and Baldurs gate fit on a 5 MB disc.
Now those games take up 50 GB. Literally 10,000 times larger storage/memory.
bronze moat
It released in 2017
Ok so 8 years old. But no it does not need a remaster.
Also, the switch 2 version is NOT a remaster. Itâs the same game. Just in 4K
onyx igloo
are you serious?
harsh vault
whats the point of the switch 2 again?
onyx igloo
man ill make an older game have 4k and ill be rich
harsh vault
man ill make an older game have 4k and ill be rich
4k tetris
onyx igloo
Donate that money to some charities seems good
fervent notch
Build 42 and the game runs like this? Am I doing something wrong or are my friends supposed to glitch around and is the map supposed to be a ghost land?
toxic hawk
toxic relic
Build 42 and the game runs like this? Am I doing something wrong or are my frien...
build 42 doesnt have mp
harsh vault
hai jamie
bronze moat
are you serious?
Yep. 4K. Same textures.
Just higher resolution. Identical game. Identical game code.
Also no longer playable as a physical copy.
The suits calling the shots are banking on the public just buying everything.
Itâs why they are charging $60 for the tech demo / tutorial on how to use the console.
toxic hawk
The hearts we held so tight will stay broken
fervent notch
build 42 doesnt have mp
??
unreal bane
toxic relic
unless they released it within the last few minutes
bronze moat
The hearts we held so tight will stay broken
Love must be the reason I still believe in this lie
onyx igloo
turns out bro playing build 39
toxic hawk
toxic hawk
Love must be the reason I still believe in this lie
Yo you know it, that's so cool
Wishing you a better life
harsh vault
ish we daying the z this weekend jamie?
fervent notch
So we have to find out what build out of 42 we even want to play on before starting the game?
toxic hawk
ish we daying the z this weekend jamie?
Indeed
toxic relic
So we have to find out what build out of 42 we even want to play on before start...
theres the stable-which has mp-and the unstable, which is b42
toxic relic
theres some legacy builds but i recommend the stable
toxic hawk
https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zzz-lighter-gif-1533816295939280170
And one day all the sons of calydon
unreal bane
B41 is stable, and has working multiplayer.
bronze moat
Yo you know it, that's so cool
Wishing you a better life
You are fren shape.
loud pumice
candid patio
The hearts we held so tight will stay broken
Did you Lenny something or someone?
toxic hawk
You are fren shape.
Not yet, I have to gain more weight. Bit my metabolism keeps burning it up
loud pumice
B41 is stable, and has working multiplayer.
But I can't eat crayons
toxic hawk
Did you Lenny something or someone?
I don't understand
loud pumice
Splain that
harsh vault
uppy!
heavy ivy
But I can't eat crayons
you have to start as a veteran
candid patio
I don't understand
Honestly you are probably better off not knowing
loud pumice
I'm gonna get naked up in here
bronze moat
Not yet, I have to gain more weight. Bit my metabolism keeps burning it up
Iâve been 155-165 for 35+ years.
But next year I think I get my beer gut.
My older brother sure the hell did
loud pumice
bronze moat
But I can't eat crayons
toxic hawk
Honestly you are probably better off not knowing
Alrighty
quaint mortar
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2936641492
!!
loud pumice
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2936641492
This must be Blair's secret modding account
toxic hawk
Iâve been 155-165 for 35+ years.
But next year I think I get my beer gut.
My o...
I'm about 66 kilos. I wanna go higher. Started eating calorie rich foods more
candid patio
I don't understand
There's a book called "of mice and men" and there's a big oaf character named Lenny and he accidentally squeezes animals so hard that he kills them but he's just trying to pet them.
bronze moat
There's a book called "of mice and men" and there's a big oaf character named Le...
REALLY well done movie adaption too.
The shooting of Lenny makes me cry every time I see the movie
toxic hawk
There's a book called "of mice and men" and there's a big oaf character named Le...
Aww I know the book. Lenny in the movie broke my heart
harsh vault
amazing world of gumball is underrated
no its not
icy vigil
that show is peak
he just like me fr
harsh vault
i would say its pretty medium of popularity
toxic relic
i think it could be higher
toxic hawk
Dog
toxic hawk
harsh vault
i think it could be higher
when they release new season it will be peak
thin wedge
toxic relic
i can see mater being interested in lightning
bronze moat
PS if you know Korgoth you get prize
candid patio
amazing world of gumball is underrated
I don't think I ever gave that show a fair shake
toxic relic
you should watch it
toxic hawk
I never liked watching gumball much. Idk why, show made me uncomfortable
candid patio
My friends were obsessed with adventure time at the time and I couldn't get into that
toxic relic
interesting
toxic relic
My friends were obsessed with adventure time at the time and I couldn't get into...
have you considered watching them now
candid patio
Not particularly. But maybe. I've been watching og King of the hill rn.
loud pumice
Never stop, keep on gooning
toxic relic
i enjoyed both shows but it had my type of humour and absurdist plot styling
toxic relic
candid patio
The first two seasons of King of the hill are so good. It is so jam packed with these clever subtle jokes.
toxic relic
floofie alt
candid patio
what is an alt
It's a button on your keyboard next to the space bar
toxic relic
true
candid patio
Usage unclear
toxic relic
i use it as my vc button sometimes
bronze moat
https://tenor.com/view/korgoth-barbaria-korgothofbarbaria-gif-23685577
The DnD in jokes were ahead of their time
toxic relic
also its used in keyboard heavy games
does the phrase "alt account" have overlap with "smurf account"
harsh vault
its just a seperate account, correct?
yeah
loud pumice
I know what you did
candid patio
also its used in keyboard heavy games
I don't have the dexterity for keyboard heavy games
harsh vault
I know what you did
didnt do anything
toxic relic
my mission control
candid patio
The amount of times I flashed when I wanted to smite...
toxic relic
i was an og touch typer, keyboard games are where i thrive-but i enjoy controller too
candid patio
i was an og touch typer, keyboard games are where i thrive-but i enjoy controlle...
Actual typing games are kinda fire tbh
But I think my brain processes that differently. I can type a respectable 75 wpm. But that doesn't translate to vidya skills
candid patio
Like rocket League controls are too much for me
toxic hawk
Drip
toxic hawk
bronze moat
I am off to save Super Earth and serve the old gods in Valheim. Peace be among you all
oblique stream
I am off to save Super Earth and serve the old gods in Valheim. Peace be among ...
Are you going to use this vid for the rest of your life 
candid patio
I was crazy once
Did they put you in a room?
oblique stream
Did they put you in a room?
How did you know
toxic hawk
shadow notch
Learned I need a battery with 10% to start a vehicle, found one and the alarm went off when I opened the hood and it pulled a bunch of zeds because i've barely cleared muldraugh ;-;
candid patio
I should go to bed but if I do my problems will be more pressing when I wake up đŠ
candid patio
Like they are pressing right now but I can only make progress on them during business hours
bronze moat
Are you going to use this vid for the rest of your life <:jaques_beaver:94644674...
Me off to make a tron vid
summer hollow
i need more zomboid peoples on my server lmao
summer hollow
a semi decent zomboid survivor man
neat moat
btw did you advert in #1019725562337579028
summer hollow
btw did you advert in <#1019725562337579028>
I didnt know there was one, i apologize if the semi speculative comment broke rules
summer hollow
i know some servers are very anti asking for others to join them in the general chat
i aint trying to get banned lmao thank you for that
neat moat
candid patio
stone nexus
Chat
Balls aside
I've sold one of my kidneys and now have ten bucksaroos in my Steam account
wat do
toxic hawk
Buy payday 2
toxic relic
the drippy bird in the suit and his husband who works in a legal substance business
they own a bar where they serve the best bourbon in town
toxic hawk
I'm not a drug dealer, I can wrote prescriptions
stone nexus
... actually, that's not that bad of an idea
neat moat
Excuse me ?
teasing you
stone nexus
I know someone that has five
sour gull
... actually, that's not that bad of an idea
playing both sides đ
neat moat
I know your angle though đ đ
stone nexus
No homie, for MPF Qs
toxic relic
your angel
toxic relic
lmao
toxic relic
i do
toxic hawk
toxic relic
i know 90 degrees personally
toxic relic
i was gay before that
toxic hawk
My favorite angles are those between 60 and 120
candid patio
i know 90 degrees personally
That's rather acute of you
toxic relic
real
toxic hawk
Acute linden failure
harsh vault
@stone nexus fish!
stone nexus
playing both sides đ
btw where are you, Terminus needs meat to grind
candid patio
My favorite angles are those between 60 and 120
Overly obtuse for me
sour gull
btw where are you, Terminus needs meat to grind
on the other side of the war 
harsh vault
:3
stone nexus
WHAT
candid patio
I like my angles to be questionably lines
stone nexus
on the other side of the war <:unhappy:721361533636182047>
Treason
candid patio
Hit me with that 179
stone nexus
Who are you playing with anyways lmao
heavy ivy
I think the terminids deserve a second chance guys comeon theyre kinda cute
sour gull
Who are you playing with anyways lmao
people you wouldnt know and rock
unreal bane
stone nexus
people you wouldnt know and rock
Bite me, I know a fair chunk of people from the snowy kingdom
neat moat
who whom is this addressed?
unreal bane
If you're not seeing signs of sedition, you aren't looking hard enough.
neat moat
Unfortunately 5 thousand credits of bribe money is blocking my view
stone nexus
By the way, I have to say
Certainly one of the worst gifts (and decisions) you could ever had made
neat moat
I wanna get into foxhole
harsh vault
foxhole tedious
burnt kite
i almost bought foxhole
neat moat
wrong reasons?
harsh vault
wrong reasons being addicting
sour gull
Certainly one of the worst gifts (and decisions) you could ever had made
my doing
im so awesome
im like the CIA and foxhole is crack
burnt kite
im so awesome
you are very awesome
stone nexus
I have gamed the system
People respect me despite having done nothing but yap to my hearts content
I have the power to pull an army out of my ass for some forsaken reason
sour gull
I have the power to pull an army out of my ass for some forsaken reason
insane
im still a sergeant
stone nexus
If you want to learn the game proper, let me know
oblique stream
I have the power to pull an army out of my ass for some forsaken reason
1000 warden infantry, eat this man
sour gull
If you want to learn the game proper, let me know
id have to switch my loyalty once again
maybe next war
oblique stream
I remember building the shittiest bunker imaginable as a warden
harsh vault
i wish i had moni for foxhole :c
harsh vault
i do has job
oblique stream
And losing it to a single colonial push
sour gull
get more
sour gull
And losing it to a single colonial push
another colonial classic
RAHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS A NAVY
stone nexus
Its almost beautiful
One just sinks time, and somehow
People start taking you accountable
harsh vault
i do not have that money after my new monitor
sour gull
People start taking you accountable
well you got like a billion hours
icy vigil
i do not have that money after my new monitor
what res
harsh vault
1080p..
icy vigil
a
oblique stream
another colonial classic
Being a medic is my favorite
harsh vault
gr i hate being broke
oblique stream
Reviving people in the middle of the fight is always fun
sour gull
i wish my voice chat worked in foxhole
its bricked
id play it more if it actually worked
oblique stream
Ive never seen higher res in my life
harsh vault
Whats so bad about 1080p
nothing
oblique stream
its bricked
Feels like 90% of people have it broken
From how few people had actually used it
oblique stream
Been a hot second since Ive actually played foxhole
harsh vault
damn yall making me want to play that game
toxic relic
1080 is perfect p
gilded bridge
i do not have that money after my new monitor
you got a new one?
harsh vault
yes
sour gull
cant wait for aircraft
oblique stream
And flamepukers
sour gull
And flamepukers
so good and so underused
oblique stream
đ§
oblique stream
and factionalized them
I think they are wardens?
sour gull
right now its kinda broken
probably the best weapon as of rn
infantry weapon that is
we all know the real best weapon
burnt kite
right now its kinda broken
probably what germany said in 1918
sour gull
burnt kite
dont we all
warm bluff
is pz coming on consoles?
surreal mirage
Go home zeerol
toxic relic
zo works for the feds
toxic relic
you are an enemy of the feds
neat moat
zozo is a double agent
toxic relic
neat moat
whats it with you and clams
neat moat
that zo is unsatisfied
karmic jetty
u cannot type
surreal mirage
Bro is a clam
neat moat
Im not paid to
karmic jetty
illiterate
toxic relic
paid thinker - conflict of interest
neat moat
how so
neat moat
Hmmm
surreal mirage
What if you're paid to simply think
karmic jetty
how is thinking not biased to ur thoughts
neat moat
Id consider your thoughts but that will be 25c
toxic relic
like every researcher/scientist/medical professional that gets paid to work and promote a company
toxic relic
how is thinking not biased to ur thoughts
that is a bias, but this is an ethical corporate bias that invalidates your research
its a big issue in academia
neat moat
true
karmic jetty
surreal mirage
Just don't think, problem solved 
karmic jetty
academia is a type of nut
neat moat
academia is an institution and is therefore is susceptible to cooping
who would have thunk
toxic relic
seeing a paper published thats very...promotional of a company or product then finding out the authors got shares/are on the board of said company
toxic relic
academia is an institution and is therefore is susceptible to cooping
real
karmic jetty
this paper is sponsored to u by squarespace
neat moat
seeing a paper published thats very...promotional of a company or product then f...
paid thinker
toxic relic
it is very unfortunate
neat moat
grindset
toxic relic
fuck the grindset
neat moat
real
toxic relic
im in a lake playing with mud
toxic relic
i love mud
karmic jetty
what is mud backwards
neat moat
like actual houses?
burnt kite
throw mud at passing by people
toxic relic
like actual houses?
no lmao
karmic jetty
what colour is ur mud house
neat moat
Dude is not a mud expert
karmic jetty
what about ur mud lambo
neat moat
make a mud gazibo
toxic relic
what about ur mud lambo
i have a mud hyundai
neat moat
I learned what that was today
toxic relic
a gazebo?
karmic jetty
gazebo
neat moat
yes
karmic jetty
tupid
toxic relic
gazebo
karmic jetty
grazi bro
neat moat
glaze bro
karmic jetty
sure
toxic relic
its pronounced "ee"
neat moat
whoa
toxic relic
not "i"
karmic jetty
gazeebo
karmic jetty
always knew hes a hairy froot
neat moat
I dont even like kiwis
karmic jetty
i dont like how they bleed
karmic jetty
neat moat
unemployment
surreal mirage
Tupid
karmic jetty
wha
surreal mirage
Beyond cooked
neat moat
zo is well done
surreal mirage
Christ
karmic jetty
im congratulations
obsidian oar
Medium rare is the way
All day, every day...
neat moat
never was a meat guy. But I loved crab
surreal mirage
Yummers
neat moat
The effort made it better
surreal mirage
Just get it in a restaurant, no effort
neat moat
oh well thats what I did
surreal mirage
Feels more like a restaurant food anyway
neat moat
they pay you in exposure
surreal mirage
Can't believe zeerol is a crab
icy vigil
why would zeerol do this
karmic jetty
neat moat
they always seemed rather crabby
neat moat
shelfish
neat moat
bro got that crab cake
karmic jetty
crabohydrates
karmic jetty
itll prolly taste like crab
neat moat
My favorite bit of headcannon for kenshi lore is that the famous "cross" Smith wasn't actually a person, but a machine that produced nearly perfect blades and the "cross" logo was just a manufacturing stamp
thin wedge
livid notch
livid notch
Back where
burnt kite
embed failure
warm atlas
https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934
well aware
soon tho
hardy muralBOT
warm atlas
I hate that the xp gains are so shit
To whoever set em like that
please know you are a annoying bastard
obsidian oar
please know you are a annoying bastard
That's it. You show them. đ
warm atlas
That's it. You show them. đ
I dont really care tbh
obsidian oar
I dont really care tbh
Nobody should. lol
warm atlas
Beyond the annoyance what can I do
young kelp
I tried attacking a VOID base
holy shit that is not easy at all
20 void soldiers all with 20 skill levels and every VOID implant came rushing out the door
warm atlas
for some reason the rpg reminded me of warframe and now I want to play it again
I already beat the intire game and got into steel path
thin wedge
please know you are a annoying bastard
You can blame lokiel
its his fault
cause hes too lazy to moderate so he set the xp to ridiculous so ppl will stop spamming nsfw gifs
warm atlas
Love it when the mods solution to the problem is to make everyone's experience worse
thin wedge
yeah all those people spamming images were just joshin around
smh mods have a lukewarm temper
chrome jetty
kapow
chrome jetty
Crack
frozen ember
(like two tasks my feet are killing me)
warm atlas
What did ya do cole
toxic relic
why are people farming xp
im just a chronic yapper
i sold my kidney to get to vet within a few months
neon bramble
I spent too much time console command clipping the floors just to learn a mod what I wanted with far less pain and math
hardy muralBOT
chrome jetty
Daaam top 100
hardy muralBOT
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toxic relic
damn
neon bramble
fallout london is still fallout and has abysmal loading times sometimes
warm atlas
asboueltly nothing of use
Give this man a round of applause he beat laziness
frozen ember
fallout london is still fallout and has abysmal loading times sometimes
isnt that just normal fo4 tho not just london
warm atlas
isnt that just normal fo4 tho not just london
yep
neon bramble
yes thats why I said it's still fallout
warm atlas
I can confirm
neon bramble
the cool indoor player home is in one of the worst loading areas in the game
so it's borderline unusable unless I tank my graphics settings
but I think its just because it hates my laptop's AMD graphics card
warm atlas
the cool indoor player home is in one of the worst loading areas in the game
You mean unplayable home
frozen ember
do you guys ever have random trips down memory lane when looking at ur whistlisted steam games?
