general_chat

[dim cloak]

wow

[karmic jetty]

thats sodium chloride!!

[dim cloak]

No it's salt

[onyx igloo]

you couldve asked them to drive around the corner to give you tips lmfao

[karmic jetty]

[worn silo]

Imagine? Hey, make an extra effort to give me 5 bucks lol

[onyx igloo]

you wanna give me 5 bucks? drive around the corner please

[tender igloo]

lol probably because youd make more than you are paid

[worn silo]

Def not sus lol

[tender igloo]

CANT HAVE THAT

[onyx igloo]

def

[karmic jetty]

gib me 20 clams ill wait behind the mcdingus

[onyx igloo]

whenever i see def i think of that blue stuff for diesels

[quartz plank]

Oblivion might have quite literally the worst level scaling system ever made in an RPG game

[frosty tulip]

Gib me 20 and a half clams and I'll help you form a union at your job

[worn silo]

After all I made $7.25 an hour, an ungodly amount. 5 more dollars every couple hours would be devistating to the over all American economy

[dim cloak]

why tf am i reading the fucking details

[karmic jetty]

erm thats illegal

[onyx igloo]

i do too

dont you worry

we're both weird

[neon bramble]

wdym

[sterile iris]

kinda like reading the cereal box when eating cereal

[karmic jetty]

no unions allowed

[neon bramble]

I heard the magic and potions are incredibly busted

but not much else

[frosty tulip]

You a Pinkerton?

[bronze moat]

Gotta love it tho. Soooo good

[onyx igloo]

blue raspberry def fluid

[quartz plank]

The way everything scales with you

[tall glen]

sodium chloride? Na!

[quartz plank]

Its fucked

[worn silo]

Why make union when you could make funion

[karmic jetty]

natrium

[karmic jetty]

thats a pokemon

[quartz plank]

That and the weird ass leveling system itself

[stable oar]

just a little sodium chloride

[tall glen]

I am still waiting to level up irl, how long is this supposed to take

[frosty tulip]

That'll be what I use for the propaganda posters at my work place to try and trick my employees into not forming a union

[worn silo]

It's not a Pokemon, it's the little guy from Spongedbob

[dim cloak]

try and mix it with your container of dihydrogen monoxide

[quartz plank]

it feels like the game punishes you for leveling

[bronze moat]

Some people paid $2,000+ to be front row / first in.

[onyx igloo]

when does the job appear automatically

[karmic jetty]

u need to be well rested before u get the lvl up screen

[worn silo]

That will be effective as hell, guarentee it.

[tall glen]

oh no zozo

that will never happen

[quartz plank]

Nah im tired of the damage sponges frankly

[dim cloak]

reminds me of S3RL

[quartz plank]

Should have stayed at level 10

[dim cloak]

pronounced cereal w/o the 2nd e

[quartz plank]

[karmic jetty]

nonono ur thinkin of patrick star. pinkerton is the thing u get where ur eye gets infected

[dim cloak]

bruh stop playing on Master/100% difficulty

[quartz plank]

im not

[dim cloak]

oh

[quartz plank]

Its on 50%

[onyx igloo]

pinkertons???

rdr2???

[quartz plank]

I lowered it to 40% and im the damage sponge now lmao

[dim cloak]

yeah scaling is broken af in Oblivion

[quartz plank]

Im just gonna drop it probably

[worn silo]

Believe it or not, Pinkertons were actually a real thing lol

[neon bramble]

I havent tried oblivion but I aint a fan of level scaling as a concept

[bronze moat]

Still one of the best RPG‘s ever made. For its time nothing was around like that.

I don’t have the time or the energy to play the remake, but man the game was something absolutely magical

[onyx igloo]

i am aware

[neon bramble]

going ham on gauss in FO4 survival was fun for a short while

[tall glen]

fbi should go back to being a private agency

[worn silo]

I am not done explaining, hold on maybe you don't know.

[neon bramble]

only cause it was my most reasonable consistent option

[frosty tulip]

Not "were", they still exist

[onyx igloo]

i know everything dont worry

[worn silo]

Oh thank God, because I don't actually know anything. This is great news for me.

[neon bramble]

always thought gear scaling is saner than scaling stats with your level

[onyx igloo]

including that time you ate sliced salami at 3am whilst sobbing

[tall glen]

heres some fun advice, if the FBI is asking you a question, they already know the answer

[bronze moat]

I think collectively the world is consuming so much brain rot that that’s just gonna be the new normal.

It’s also because it’s insanely profitable to just recycle stuff.

We are literally becoming the movie Idiocracy because people will spend thousands if not millions of dollars to watch memes in the stadium.

[tender igloo]

i emailed them one time when i was drunk lol

[worn silo]

Jokes on you, I am alergic to processed meat.

[tall glen]

I hope you gave them good info

[tender igloo]

lol

[tall glen]

jokes on you I am allergic to soy

[bronze moat]

And with that shadow drop of The regulations that dropped 72 hours ago? I honestly don’t think people are paying attention or ultimately really don’t care.

Ladder is probably the thing for vast majority of people really don’t care.

[frosty tulip]

Pfft allergies

[onyx igloo]

who said i didnt
you had to use the epi pen after

[frosty tulip]

Just give these allergic people tons of the food they're allergic to

[tall glen]

not really an allery

[frosty tulip]

Eventually they either recover or they die

[tall glen]

I just cant digest it

[frosty tulip]

Simple l

[quartz plank]

Dont play it then unless you're prepared to either learn how to level very efficiently, cheese or just turn the difficulty to the easiest tbh

[tall glen]

and will fart for days

[worn silo]

I am not actually allergic to that, I just wanted to defend myself against that hellish rebuke

[quartz plank]

Or get a mod overhauling the leveling system

[tender igloo]

imagine getting taken out due to a peanut

[frosty tulip]

Deathly allergic to almonds? Just eat a few, you'll be fine

[tall glen]

microdosing almonds

[neon bramble]

I mean both of those things are my kind of thing to do lmao

[frosty tulip]

Truly some David v Goliath shit. Goliath gets taken out by a tiny lil peanut

[worn silo]

I wouldn't mind macrodosing some almonds right now.

[tender igloo]

lol min maxing allergies

[tall glen]

smoked almonds, are great

[tender igloo]

sniff cedar some pollen too

[quartz plank]

Maybe you'll like it then

[bronze moat]

My skyrim is set to legendary and I have mods that increase the threat level far beyond that.

My PC will crash if I had more than a dozen dragons on screen at once, but I’ve got upwards of eight dragons and 600 NPC’s on screen at once doing battle.

There’s a cave of oryx near White run, and sometimes they clash with the castle guards Mira keep and watching them fight it out is actually really entertaining

[quartz plank]

The world is great, the story and the lore

[tall glen]

I am sleepy

[zealous mantle]

you like smoked almonds, I like smoking almonds, we are not the same

[quartz plank]

The gameplay, how you can create your own spells

A lot of fun to be had

[worn silo]

It's only 8 minutes past 420. Nice

[quartz plank]

Im just tired of the damage sponges and i dont feel like fucking around with the difficulty slider to find the sweet spot or starting over

[bronze moat]

Noice

[quartz plank]

I guess i could do oblivion gates and get +50 magicka on every single piece of armor i have and then make OP spells

[frosty tulip]

It's why my preference for high difficulty in games is generally that it should be higher difficulty = the more damage both you and enemies deal to eachother

[quartz plank]

Yeah, like stalker

[worn silo]

The only thing I would do if I played Oblivion is rob the magic guild blind, and then feel satisfied and play something else.

[frosty tulip]

That way combat can still be intense since you also can die super quick

[neon bramble]

average RPG kleptomaniac

[quartz plank]

I also think that is the way to go

[neon bramble]

its pretty hilarious how the player reacts when they realize they can steal everything

[quartz plank]

I despise damage sponges in any game really

[worn silo]

I'm a shop-a-holic. What can I say?

[frosty tulip]

It's why I don't steal in Kenshi

[quartz plank]

Borderlands is a snoozefest for me

[neon bramble]

not the kind the shopkeepers enjoy

[frosty tulip]

Such a fast way to ruin it

[quartz plank]

Yeah stealth is kenshi is op as fuck

Not only stealing

[timid stone]

How is everyone doing?

[quartz plank]

You can stealth assasinate youe way through the whole game

With minimal effort

Stealth KO i mean

[worn silo]

I ate too much iced cream now I feal bloated and gross.

[gusty agate]

I just catched a rabbit (a live one), what I do with it ?

[frosty tulip]

It's why I instead just devolve into being a bandit plaguing the UC territories

A pathetic bandit

[tender igloo]

you can put it in a animal zone and keep it lol

[karmic jetty]

eat

[neon bramble]

I'm too obsessed with head to head combat to consider being a ninja assassin in kenshi

[timid stone]

I hadn't two bean burritos so Im going to feel bloated to

[gusty agate]

why

[quartz plank]

Anti-slaver band fighting the UC and HN is like the basic bitch way to play kenshi

I feel like thats the default people go to the first time

[neon bramble]

learning how busted the falling sun is kind of broke the game for me

[worn silo]

Bloat twins, we could high five if we weren't so depressed and uncomfortable

[tender igloo]

think they have high calories right now if you want to breed for food

[frosty tulip]

No I'm not with the anti slavers, I'm just a pathetic poorly armed bandit, that's the way I like it

[quartz plank]

I had a lot of fun the first time i olayed kenshi

[neon bramble]

transitioning from a high dex katana to a falling sun was a busted choice

[dim cloak]

Dinner

[quartz plank]

I tried again recently and i got bored really quick

I dont know why

[worn silo]

I thought that was bananas and I was confused for a moment

[neon bramble]

cause kenshi is frankly quite shallow

[quartz plank]

Maybe because i knew what to do and how to do it

And yeah

Theres not much there

[neon bramble]

very cool world with pretty interesting gimmicks

[dim cloak]

It's daikon radish

[chrome jetty]

Eat

[worn silo]

I realised fairly quickly it wasn't bananas lol

[chrome jetty]

Also it’s caught

[dim cloak]

the actual dish is called sinigang

[quartz plank]

I love the idea of starting as an absolute peasant and working your way to glory
I hope Kenshi 2 will turn out good

[dim cloak]

Filipino dish

[worn silo]

My favorite Filipino dish is jujubee

[karmic jetty]

dinner i hardly know er

[neon bramble]

where the soup at cuh

[frosty tulip]

I just wish more RPGs did what Kenshi does with it's major factions. Rather than just a different faction being just what gear they used, each faction having their laws and policies you gotta follow

[neon bramble]

best part of the dish

[dim cloak]

it's mixed in with the rice

[neon bramble]

yes but do you not have a nice hot bowl of the stuff to sip

[quartz plank]

One thing vanilla Kenshi is missing is a reactive world

[karmic jetty]

do they have trade policies

[quartz plank]

What you do hardly matters in vanilla kenshi

[frosty tulip]

The world states aren't that great ye

[frosty tulip]

UC and Shek do

[quartz plank]

When it comes to an impact on the world

Or even on factions

[quartz plank]

I hope kenshi 2 will expand on that making the world and factions more reactive

[neon bramble]

other people took it already

sounds about right

[dim cloak]

actually no it's just me and my parents

[quartz plank]

I'd also like for the factions to actually go to war with eachother

[neon bramble]

ya don't do a lot of broth?

[quartz plank]

Not just beat eachother up when they encounter

[frosty tulip]

I just wish the Shek Kingdom was implemented better. I love how unique HN feels with it's insane laws

[neon bramble]

SK is pretty boring in comparison yea

[dim cloak]

My mom says she doesn't use broth

[tall glen]

hey. good news Dave

[frosty tulip]

The main thing Shek do is just hurl slurs at you and bitch about the good ol' days when their kingdom wasn't collapsing

[worn silo]

If some one hit me with a stick right now, real hard, chocolate would come out of my pores.

[quartz plank]

Uc is pretty interesting too

[tall glen]

I am making ham hocks and cabbage, and it was real light on meat

[quartz plank]

Being poor and starving is literally illegal in the united cities

[neon bramble]

soup or whatever I aint sure how the word works

[tall glen]

then I remember I have bacon in the fridge

[worn silo]

Are you on an all pig based diet?

[tall glen]

pork is cheap

[quartz plank]

hog

[neon bramble]

UC is greek city states taken to an extreme

I love it

[frosty tulip]

Yeah, you don't really feel like a second class citizen in their cities even though that's basically what you are ingame

[karmic jetty]

breakfast

[frosty tulip]

They just say you're a pussy, that's it

[quartz plank]

Kenshi 2 is supposed to tske place a lot of years before kenshi

[neon bramble]

like where the discrimination at

[quartz plank]

So theres a lot of interesting possibilities

[worn silo]

Not only does that look really good, the picture looks good.

[frosty tulip]

During the later years of the Second Empire I believe

[neon bramble]

is HN a thing in that time period

I aint big on kenshi lore

[quartz plank]

Cant wait to be a terrorist

[frosty tulip]

Lmao somebody screenshot that out of context but yeah

[quartz plank]

I dont think so

[neon bramble]

it wont be the first time

[frosty tulip]

UC and HN just feel unique compared to eachother, the Shek Kingdom is just there

[neon bramble]

my friends have a whole gallery of what I say out of context

[frosty tulip]

That's all there is to say about it

[dim cloak]

I used to have the same

[frosty tulip]

Which sucks cause I love that about Kenshi, each major faction being a sort of "pick your poison" thing

[dim cloak]

before someone hacked the owner's account and deleted the server

[worn silo]

I'm just over here collection linguistic crutches that you all use. I've got at least three for everyone so far 😮

You're all going to become readable.

[neon bramble]

bro is a LLM

[worn silo]

Just wait

[karmic jetty]

zlerp gloop "illiterate" gleem

[worn silo]

I've seen you talk more often so I have like 12 for you >:O

[quartz plank]

the HN was a cult during the time of the second empire
The empire cracked down on them, but they didnt finish the job

Just pissed the survivors off more

[frosty tulip]

I'm pretty sure they should be. In it's early stages though, cause I think it's mentioned HN was a cult during the second empire

[karmic jetty]

wha how im less yappy these days

[frosty tulip]

Ya

[neon bramble]

HN as a minor fac ought to be interesting

[quartz plank]

The UC is somewhat of a continuation of the empire, i think they emerged in a rebellion

But yeah, there are gonna be a lot of skellies

[neon bramble]

he scrapin

[frosty tulip]

So we'd likely see HN as a small faction and far less extreme compared to Kenshi 1

[quartz plank]

Not like in kenshi where theyre scarce

[worn silo]

I don't think you're yappy at all, I think you are one of the people that make the chat go smoothly and more interesting. You're also capable of having multiple conversations at one time, and you have a good solid sense of humor.

[frosty tulip]

I still think there wouldn't be too many though

[frosty tulip]

Cause isn't that why they made the Shek?

They didn't have the proper manpower to police us

[quartz plank]

The second empire was made by skeletons

[neon bramble]

hydraulic knights at full strength ought to be interesting

[loud pumice]

do chicken jockey's exist?

[frosty tulip]

Ye IK but I don't think there were too many skeletons left even during that

[worn silo]

Legit might throw up xD Why did I do this to myself.

[dim cloak]

Dessert

[quartz plank]

Probably not a lot, but still more

[frosty tulip]

The revolt against the first empire would've killed a lot of them

[neon bramble]

guess that's something to potentially make up for not having skin bandits

[loud pumice]

golden coral dessert section

[karmic jetty]

yommers

[quartz plank]

So we're also gonna see what the Ashlands looked like before they became the ashland

[karmic jetty]

gib

[frosty tulip]

If there are no crab raiders in Kenshi 2, we revolt

We boycott it

[neon bramble]

nah become the crab raiders

[worn silo]

What is a Gibdo, and why is that in my head?

[dim cloak]

sorry can't

[dim cloak]

Zelda

[karmic jetty]

kenshi 2 isnt real

[neon bramble]

yes it is

its real like silksong is

[loud pumice]

zee are okei

[karmic jetty]

nu uh

[worn silo]

What is it from Zelda? I genuinely have no idea, I just know the word for some reason.

[karmic jetty]

where prove

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[dim cloak]

The mummy ememies

[neon bramble]

its real when I sniff this here gas

[ruby river]

who here is in the kenshi discord

[worn silo]

Reboot of Bane looking legit

[frosty tulip]

I go up to Cat-lon and start whispering to him that the humans are clearly planning on overthrowing us, we should crack down on them, it'll work perfectly

[rose kestrel]

• 20 happiness 15+ hunger + 1000 Calories

[karmic jetty]

kenshi deez nuts!!!

[onyx igloo]

none of my friends are wanting to play rn

[ruby river]

somebody in here told me the kenshi discord was dead

they were wrong

[worn silo]

Is that an updated version of the lumpy zombie looking fellows in Ocarina who go like, "Urrnnn urrnnn" and then scream noises happen when they attack you?

[burnt kite]

i just shat myself

[dim cloak]

why would it make me hungrier

[neon bramble]

one of these days someone is gonna remake the bane plane scene but with AI generated cats or something

[dim cloak]

no that's Redead

[burnt kite]

i bug crawled on my arm and now i lost track of it

[dim cloak]

and kinda

[neon bramble]

reminds me of that harry potter with guns edit

[worn silo]

How do I even know what a Gibdo is? I've never played a Zelda game with a mummy in it D:

[karmic jetty]

that should not happen the devs should fix that bug

[quartz plank]

What id also like in kenshi 2 is for the companion system to be extanded

Expanded

[loud pumice]

60gb update for KCD2, ohmaigawd

[quartz plank]

I want to be able to interact with all these unique charactwrs more

Some more dialogue at the very least

[karmic jetty]

i dont have space uppy

[worn silo]

KCD2 is the android from Space Wars?

[dim cloak]

Ever played Tears of the Kingdom? bc there's gibdos in there too

[rose kestrel]

nutritional value very low, mostly chemicals

[dim cloak]

No Kingdom Come Deliverance 2

[dim cloak]

fair

[frosty tulip]

God, I wonder if wonder if western hive will be dickhead in Kenshi 2

[worn silo]

I did for a bit but I got overwhelmed with the map size and kind of gave up.

[dim cloak]

sad

[frosty tulip]

Cause it seems like they only recently started their trade expansion in Kenshi 1

[loud pumice]

no games for u

[frosty tulip]

Maybe southern hive are the chill dudes this time

[worn silo]

I don't know if I would call giving up on a game sad, I probably did something really cool instead. Like several back flips.

[karmic jetty]

kenshi 2 is a work of fiction

[dim cloak]

I mean it was a really really good game

[burnt kite]

:

[worn silo]

My back flips are really good as well, you haven't seen those puppies.

[dim cloak]

cool

[ruby river]

kcd2 my beloved

[dim cloak]

I wish i had the money (and the space)

and the computer to play it

[frosty tulip]

Reality is a work of fiction

I made it all up

[worn silo]

Time is a flat circle 😮

[karmic jetty]

what the frick man can u retcon my background to have a billion clams

[frosty tulip]

No, I made you as a underdog sort of character

[karmic jetty]

then why u keep handing me these Ls

[half kettle]

underdog

[frosty tulip]

The story works in mysterious ways I'm afraid

[karmic jetty]

[worn silo]

If you turn an L upside down it looks like it's almost a T, which is good because it's like... I don't know man I tried.

[frosty tulip]

I also need drama to keep the plot engaging

COVID? That was a major story arc I spanned across 3 books

[fair yacht]

hi Dairy

[dim cloak]

hey sporf

[karmic jetty]

can u tease the next arc so i can invest early

[frosty tulip]

The mass extinction event

That's your teaser

Well I'm torn between that and the "Nothing Ever Happens" filler plot-line

[karmic jetty]

puts on lockheed martin

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-money-rich-gif-26085286

[frosty tulip]

Still pissed how I've never recovered after the WW1 and WW2 story-lines

Those made me hella bank

[worn silo]

Royalties alone probably got you swimming

[frosty tulip]

Exactly

[fair yacht]

hi dstroyer!

[frosty tulip]

I tried to do a WW3 arc not too long ago

But my Cuban missile crisis arc didn't pan out

Wrote myself into a wall

[worn silo]

Too long removed as well, it's like Anchorman 2. You gotta' get in before the fire cools.

Or also, Zoolander 2. They waited decades to make bank on a viable property.

[frosty tulip]

The Spanish Flu arc was easily my worst

Started off insanely well but then I couldn't think of an ending so I just said that it disappeared

[worn silo]

You should take more credit for positive arcs as well 😦 What about the Age of Enligthenment? Or the Worlds Fair. (The good one)

[frosty tulip]

I'll be real with you dude, the readers don't give a rats ass about the feels good arcs

They want the shitshow ones

[worn silo]

THat's depressing as hell D:

[frosty tulip]

Have you seen the Black Death sales numbers?

Insane

[worn silo]

I saw Black Death open for Nekrogoblikon once.

[bronze moat]

Casino kitteh

[frosty tulip]

In hindsight, I made the British empire faction a bit too OP

[worn silo]

You made up for it by giving them fucked up teeth.

[karmic jetty]

nerf them

or add a foil

kinda lame to have them do nuthin

[frosty tulip]

They already got nerfed

For fuck sake cat, you clearly haven't bought one of my books in years

[karmic jetty]

i just read snippets from reddit man

[frosty tulip]

They were nerfed around the WW1 arc

You're such a fake fan

[worn silo]

David Bowie died, so they aren't nearly as OP anymore.

[karmic jetty]

[polar kernel]

chat i am officially an uncle

[karmic jetty]

what took u so long

[frosty tulip]

Cat is obviously just coping over the Napoleon character losing that Napoleonic Wars arc

[polar kernel]

dont ask me ask my sister

[karmic jetty]

napoleon is a type of icecream

[polar kernel]

☹️

what

[karmic jetty]

what

is the one with many colours

[tall glen]

it's so hawt

[worn silo]

Napoleon is what you tell the guy from Resident Evil when he be tired. Nap o Leon. Got em

[slender escarp]

yoo

[tall glen]

yooo

great joke

take that shit on the road

[karmic jetty]

leon!!!!

help!!!

[slender escarp]

how's it going

[tall glen]

zozo needs a suit of armor

[worn silo]

Cats are overrated. They are just okay.

Nothing special

[karmic jetty]

rood

[tall glen]

they are the basis of civilization

[karmic jetty]

we should krill em

[worn silo]

Krillin?

[tall glen]

Krillin I respect

[onyx igloo]

i hate writing for school

[tall glen]

Krill "I'm gonna fuck that robot" In

[onyx igloo]

i have to do it and i dont want to

[worn silo]

Relatable

The robot fucking thing, not the school writing. School writing is completely unrelatable

[candid patio]

my 2nd first world problem of the day: my air conditioner is not able to keep my home as cool as I'd like it to be because every external wall is a floor to cieling window 😦

[tall glen]

Slappy ME TOO
and I chose today to cook a slow cooker meal

[polar kernel]

zee is this a bit

before i continue

i genuinely cannot tell

[karmic jetty]

[worn silo]

Sounds like it's a hot day in the south west(?)

[tall glen]

zozo said colour

[candid patio]

what does the slow cooker have to do with it?

[karmic jetty]

3 colours

[candid patio]

does that heat your home?

[tall glen]

commonwealth citizen detected

[tender igloo]

lol i just had to close my blinds my room is in the sun all day , we have a new ac and i have to have a window ac its so annoying lol

[tall glen]

heats up the house

for hours

[candid patio]

for me it is a luke warm day in the north east

[polar kernel]

because the ice cream... isnt napoleon.... its neapolitan

[tall glen]

its like 92 outside

[candid patio]

i see. unfortunate.

[worn silo]

I've seen at least two other people talk about how hot it is lol. It's like 64 where I live xD

[karmic jetty]

[tall glen]

haha

NAPOLEON!
{

[polar kernel]

bless your heart

[tall glen]

somebody hug zozo for me

gib head pat

[candid patio]

umm.... it says its 11c outside lol

lemme see

[karmic jetty]

thisdoesntmakeanysense

napoleon is a better name

empoleon is the penguin pokemon

[worn silo]

Emploreon

[candid patio]

definitely 11c outside

[karmic jetty]

why is the ice cream neopolitan

[candid patio]

i live in a greenhouse

[karmic jetty]

thats a type of city

[worn silo]

New city icecream.

[candid patio]

11c outside, 25c inside >.<

[tall glen]

https://youtu.be/vw95UE2oUsc

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/mleming-kitten-gif-16824813441312044537

[tall glen]

its italian ice cream?

[worn silo]

Italian ice is just like... chips of ice with lemon juice in it

[karmic jetty]

HAHAHAHA

wait is this real

[candid patio]

my people do a lot of things really well. dessert is not one of them.

[karmic jetty]

ur italian?

[worn silo]

Canoli is pretty litty.

[candid patio]

except gelato. gelato is fine

[karmic jetty]

gelato is a cat

[tender igloo]

i love gelato lol

[karmic jetty]

[candid patio]

my last name sounds like a pasta

[stable oar]

stop the cap

[karmic jetty]

slappy spaget

[worn silo]

One time in NY I tried to order hawaiin pizza in an italian pizza place and I almost got murdered 😄

[karmic jetty]

wait...

[candid patio]

i find cannoli to be tasty but it doesn't have mass appeal

[karmic jetty]

new york, hawaiian, italian

[candid patio]

a lot of people don't respect ricotta as a dessert cheese

[karmic jetty]

make up ur mind

[worn silo]

Katy Perry has mass appeal, that doesn't make it good ;O

[candid patio]

we stole so much from greece, why couldn't we steal their baklava

that's a real dessert

[karmic jetty]

baklava is a skii mask

[candid patio]

that's balaclava

[worn silo]

My ancestory is Scottish/Irish, so our best deserts are like.. Buttery bread biscuits, and shit like that.

[candid patio]

your finest cullinary contributions are alcohol

the rest... shameful

haggis is not food.

[worn silo]

River dancing is pretty cool though 😄

[candid patio]

riverdancing is cool. but you can't eat it

[worn silo]

Says you

[karmic jetty]

buh time to work

adios chat

[candid patio]

good day

[worn silo]

Auf wedersein

[karmic jetty]

[candid patio]

other cultural cool things from your people:
bagpipes
cabertoss
kilts
shillelaghs

[worn silo]

Ken Shamrock (Who might actually be Italian)

[candid patio]

i don't know who that is

[worn silo]

Google it.

You're welcome

We've also got Bearjew, and Connor McGregor (RIP)

[candid patio]

i have no interest in fisticuffs

[worn silo]

What about roids? Because if you like roids Shamrock is your guy

I believe he also did professional wrestling, which people seem to like 😄

[candid patio]

while I do find people with impressive musculature to be fascinating, I prefer natty

[worn silo]

Sometimes the guys who do roids are surprisingly slump like lol

[candid patio]

how funny, I am googling to find the name of an ancient roman version of boxing. I learned about it at a museum. I found a picture of the mosaic from the museum that taught me about it

still can't find the word i'm looking for though

apparently they would strap cooking pan sized hunks of lead to their fists

to make the fight more exciting for the crowds

they didn't always have spikes

[worn silo]

I would date the guy on the right

He looks fit

Look at that dumper

[candid patio]

I just looked through my phone for my pic of the mosaic

Not the same

But probably from the same place / artist

[worn silo]

Pretty similar though. Same kind of idea.

[harsh vault]

hai chat!

[worn silo]

Hello person who has been around but never talks to me 😄

[harsh vault]

do you want me to talk to you?

[candid patio]

Hello. Do you like fisticuffs?

[worn silo]

No, stay away 😮

[harsh vault]

okay

[harsh vault]

whats that

[neat moat]

careful they have rabies

[candid patio]

A silly word for fighting with fists

[harsh vault]

I DONT HAVE RABIES

i have my shots ;w;

[worn silo]

I mean saying stay away is pretty care full of me no? 😮

[candid patio]

:pat:

[harsh vault]

meanie

@worn silo hai friendly person i have not talked to

to be fair its not my fault, i JUST got a new monitor after my last one broke

[worn silo]

Hey, I heard from a reliable source that you have rabies is that true?

[harsh vault]

i have my shots

[worn silo]

I don't know...

[harsh vault]

oh come on

:c

[worn silo]

It's 50/50 I just need one other person to say an opinion that I can latch on to for me to decide.

[harsh vault]

gr

[worn silo]

I can't decide for myself, because that's far too complicated.

[harsh vault]

do i not look trustworthy

[worn silo]

Uhhh

[young kelp]

holy shit when the mod says the colonist dies after the extraction, I didn't expect them to literally just turn into meat

[candid patio]

I forget what the significance of this little dude on the horse was... But he looked jolly

[harsh vault]

im cool with everyone here :3

[harsh vault]

why are you at the ROM

[candid patio]

That was at the Getty Villa in Malibu California

[worn silo]

Whenever I see two shadows it really flips my bean. I know it's top light, but it just really melts my whole brain.

[harsh vault]

oh

they have it here too

weird

[tropic smelt]

I hope all breads are cut in half. They deserve to suffer. Especially the ones with crusts

[worn silo]

I would guess it probably moves from place to place, it's on a horse after all.

[candid patio]

I believe it was a traveling exhibit. There's definitely not 2 of them

[harsh vault]

true

me dum

[worn silo]

I went to the Met in NY, and I touched one of the sarcophogi, and the scurity guard yelled at me. I was an adult 😄

[tall glen]

throws floofs a biscuit

[candid patio]

https://www.getty.edu/art/exhibitions/horseman/

[harsh vault]

what kind -w-

[tall glen]

dog treat

[worn silo]

A treat made of dogs.

[harsh vault]

oo

dog treat

yumm

[harsh vault]

EW

i prefer the finest of milkbones -w-

[worn silo]

Honestly, I would probably eat this >__>

[candid patio]

They are really hard and have only one ingredient

[harsh vault]

i demand milkbones!

[worn silo]

That sounds lovely.

[candid patio]

I tried it. Very satisfying to chew on. Kind of like really tough beef jerky

[timid stone]

I'm leveling my disassembly skill :

[candid patio]

I don't buy those for my dogs, they are junk

[worn silo]

That's a good dog owner, try the food see if it's poison.

[harsh vault]

i eat junk dog treats then

:3

[candid patio]

Those are the equivalent of like... Dog Doritos

[worn silo]

Dogritos

[candid patio]

Chips ahoy cookies

[harsh vault]

slappy

should i get more milkbones

i havent had some in quite some time

[candid patio]

I would get a higher quality product

[harsh vault]

meh

they taste nice

oh here he is

sean

[onyx igloo]

i had to refresh my page 4 times just to enter my english essay

shit

[harsh vault]

SEAN

[onyx igloo]

that was annoying

what

[harsh vault]

i got a new monitor

[onyx igloo]

can you throw the old one off a balcony

[harsh vault]

yes

[onyx igloo]

can you record it

[harsh vault]

i was planning to

yes

[onyx igloo]

alright

[candid patio]

My dogs get these

[harsh vault]

should i try them

if ur dogs like em

i will too

[candid patio]

They seem safe to eat for dogs with human like digestive systems

[harsh vault]

i mean

am also the kibble muncher

[worn silo]

My dog gets those big bones from Flinstones that look like ribs.

[harsh vault]

so

[candid patio]

They have human grade ingredients

[chrome jetty]

wild

[harsh vault]

hai jadod

[chrome jetty]

GRENADE

[harsh vault]

you were in my dream for some reason

and it was not fun

it was actually horrible

[chrome jetty]

You dont even know what i look like

[harsh vault]

oh yeah

i dont

buuut

[chrome jetty]

Lmao

[harsh vault]

your pfp

i do know that

i dreamt we had a conversation on discord

[chrome jetty]

So what was the dream

[harsh vault]

and it was a weird one

apparently i was your drug dealer?

[chrome jetty]

I dont do drugs silly

[harsh vault]

well in this dream you did

[chrome jetty]

wild

[harsh vault]

almost everyone here has sadly been in my dreams

[mellow birch]

Awesome! Glad you got a replacement

[harsh vault]

yemss

[chrome jetty]

i havent dreamt of anyone here iirc

[candid patio]

If you try them, lmk, my cousin wanted to be chickened out

[mellow birch]

was it a cheapo crappy one like I suggested or were you able to find something better?

[chrome jetty]

Maybe one person, since i used to talk to them alloooooooooooooooooot

[onyx igloo]

live footage of me trying to fire up my neurons to write an essay

[harsh vault]

something better

[mellow birch]

niiice c:

[harsh vault]

me?

[chrome jetty]

do coke

[onyx igloo]

i already tried that

[candid patio]

I'm back to not dreaming again and I love it

Dreaming is awful

[onyx igloo]

i just got raided by a swat team and i didnt even finish my essay

[chrome jetty]

No, and i wouldnt say the amount we converse has ever been alot

[mellow birch]

I've dreamt of like one or two of the people here

[chrome jetty]

I like it

[onyx igloo]

my dreams have only been super weird

like

hello neighbor houses and shit

[harsh vault]

ME?!

[mellow birch]

yeah you were one of them I think

I don't remember the dream at all

[harsh vault]

peak

[mellow birch]

but I vaguely remember having conversations with you that weren't real

[harsh vault]

:3

[mellow birch]

and them being in a dream

[chrome jetty]

I once had a weird dream about being stuck in a building and robots chasing the group i was with

[mellow birch]

also had a dream about talking with Fartface

the esteemed flatulence

[onyx igloo]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bEW69fCJQ30?feature=share

RAY GUN

RAY GUN COD ZOMBIES

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-in-distress-emoji-sad-emoji-disappearing-emoji-disintegrating-seokvrse-gif-25237004

[mellow birch]

probably other people too but those are the only two people from the server I'm somewhat positive have made an appearance in my dreams

[candid patio]

Do you have dreams where you are 5 years old and your mom takes you to Disneyland and cuts your throat with a big shiny dagger on the teacups ride after spending the day verbally abusing you?

[mellow birch]

wtf

[chrome jetty]

No but sounds wild

Neverr been to disney land

[candid patio]

That's a recurring dream I have

[onyx igloo]

me after going into the back of a spencers store

(i am traumatized)

[mellow birch]

that's... awful. What does it mean that you're dreaming that on repeat?

like when I have a repeating dream usually I'm able to figure out why my brain is fixated on that

[candid patio]

I have no explanation for the content of that dream. My mother wasn't amazing but she wasn't abusive.

[mellow birch]

well, dreams like that speak to an emotional sort of truth rather than a factual one

you might be scared of her in some way or something, idk

[heavy light]

Ate a Hot One pickle today from Firehouse SUbs.

Regret.

[mellow birch]

I have dreams about everyone in my family hating me

becoming disowned

that kind of thing

regularly, in fact

[onyx igloo]

i have dreams of like crazy houses

from what little dreams i have

i wonder if that means anything

[candid patio]

Lol we don't have to turn this into a dream therapy session. I'm not scared of her. I'm deeply resentful of her. That's pretty much my only thoughts about her.

[mellow birch]

I think the emotional truth that speaks to is pretty self-evident lol

[chrome jetty]

Oh no cambrie is here

[mellow birch]

ah.

[candid patio]

This is sad, I'm sorry.

[soft harbor]

thought i would tell you boys dead island 2 is free on epic

[fathom igloo]

You know what’s really weird? Having a mother who didn’t think she was the problem but also didn’t give af she was a big part of the problem suddenly apologize. It’s a weird feeling to sit with.

[soft harbor]

zombies and all

[candid patio]

Dead Island is a fun game

[soft harbor]

gore is pretty crazy

[mellow birch]

well, fair enough, nobody knows you well enough to interpret your dreams better than you, it's just that this resentment probably has more layers to it if you're having recurring dreams about her hurting you all the time

[candid patio]

lol. i had it recently for the first time in probably 10 years

[mellow birch]

oh, lol, at least it's not that intrusive then

it sounded like you were saying it was recurring more frequently than that

like it was a big part of why you hated dreams

[candid patio]

i also have a recurring dream that i'm whatever age I am currently and there was a problem with my high school transcripts and I didn't actually graduate high school and I have to go back and take some classes, billy madison style

[mellow birch]

lol

[candid patio]

that one is like once or twice a month

[mellow birch]

I have recurring dreams where bad shit happens at school, usually social in nature

but having to go back and retake all your classes is wild

[onyx igloo]

i have never gone to public school and i have a fear of going there

i do not wanna be stuck in a public building with mostly teenagers

[ruby river]

chat it is time

[candid patio]

i lost my hs diploma long ago... maybe i should order a replacement so that I can wake up from that dream and look at it for confirmation

[harsh vault]

are you home schooled

[candid patio]

i'm not gonna squint to read all that.

its time for what?

[onyx igloo]

yes

no i am a medieval peasant

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/ddf-mlg-wink-gif-15688443

[onyx igloo]

classic

[uncut ledge]

i log on and this is the first thing i see

[harsh vault]

no scope

[uncut ledge]

you forgot the mountain dew and obnoxious airhorns btw

[ruby river]

to burn down every single castle, city, and church in the entire world

[uncut ledge]

also the 'mom get the camera'

[candid patio]

sounds extreme. where will you live?

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/planet-of-the-apes-no-nope-not-pissed-gif-5366151

[ruby river]

on the steppes like humans were meant to

im Genghis Khan

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1372726733375012956/green_guy__2024-09-04-14-09-47_1725415787433.mov?ex=6827d2e5&is=68268165&hm=fac5cb90d1e3488c175aba07193f6d4198ffb8219d23456330e8404ab1513e45&

[thin wedge]

the illuminates in a nutshell

you must fight @loud pumice

With your flag and rifle

[steady basin]

FOR SUPER EARTH

[ruby river]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-tf2-disappointed-stan-twitter-gif-3415779089184096

[candid patio]

cool island

[candid patio]

disappointed that there's no castle on it

already has a proper moat

[half kettle]

this island is literally me

[carmine monolith]

i mean

its a type of castle

nature reserve

[candid patio]

your name is Louis?

[thin wedge]

nah the lake of drug and alcohol abuse is more fun

[ruby river]

nuh uh

[neat moat]

murph murph

[loud pumice]

why are you not diving

[candid patio]

should i do some drugs tonight?

hearing canadian hockey fans boo the american national anthem always brings a little tear to my eye

[worn silo]

Depends on what kind 😮

[candid patio]

the wannas

[worn silo]

My laptop has this really cool feature where it will just disconnect from the internet. It's high level tech.

[worn silo]

Unless you have somewhere to drive, go for it 😄

[candid patio]

nah. i can walk across the street and legally purchase it from a store

[worn silo]

Oh I meant after smoking it.

[candid patio]

nah no where to go

just gonna watch some hockey, eh.

[worn silo]

I tried hockey once. We recently got a team in Seattle and I thought I'd give it a try, but I realized I was just trying to fill the void of missing the Supersonics.

[candid patio]

ouch.

[worn silo]

From what I've heard, the Seattle team is actually okay for an expansion team. Not as good as Vegas but decent.

[candid patio]

historically speaking i'm not a sports fan, but i recently moved to canada so if i want to fit in i need to be able to talk about hockey

[worn silo]

I wouldn't learn football to fit in, and I would probably do the same in Canada lol

[harsh vault]

hai chat!

[candid patio]

have you been to paseo?

[candid patio]

hi floof

[harsh vault]

haii

[candid patio]

how are you?

[worn silo]

I have yes, not in a long time though

[harsh vault]

im so gud

happi

and

ready to spread niceness like always

cant wait to talk here for a few hours

OH AND

IM SO EXCITED FOR NEXT YEAR

[candid patio]

i have been to seattle 1 time
in december of... 2014 or 2015
I was there for 3 nights
to this day I think about that sandwich on a fairly regular basis.

[harsh vault]

me and friend are going to do something super stupid, but, super worth it

[karmic jetty]

i expect 20 grand from u next year

[harsh vault]

maybe

[candid patio]

do you want to tell us about it or is it a secret?

[worn silo]

Yeah whoever brought you there was pretty in it lol. That's kind of a deep cut xD

[harsh vault]

we are going to fly into cancun, rent a car, and then travel without a map for a few days, weeks, months, i dunno, until we reach canada

[candid patio]

i don't follow

[onyx igloo]

its like jalopy but not in germany

[worn silo]

That's not like.. a staple or super popular, unless it's gotten super big since I left.

[harsh vault]

exactly!

[candid patio]

this is a horrific idea. you will likely die.

[harsh vault]

its fun

[onyx igloo]

how about you buy a shitbox instead and bring it back

survival challenge

[harsh vault]

GOOD IDEA

(im being 100% serious, we have been planning this for long now)

[worn silo]

Planning sounds like a loose definition of what you've been doing

[harsh vault]

hm

[candid patio]

are you aware that the only reason cancun is safe is because there are military checkpoints at every entrance to the city?

[harsh vault]

ur right, mexico city then

OKAY FINEEE

no mexico >:c

plan ruined

[candid patio]

do either of you speak spanish?

[harsh vault]

no

[candid patio]

you don't have my blessing to go on this journey but i wish you good luck

[harsh vault]

no no

i will listen to you

[mellow birch]

if you could speak spanish

[candid patio]

how about you start in san diego

[mellow birch]

I'd consider it

but

[candid patio]

or ensenada

[harsh vault]

i has to go for a bit chat

will miss yalls

[candid patio]

if you must start in mexico

[harsh vault]

baiii <3

[candid patio]

oh okay

[mellow birch]

cya floof

[harsh vault]

wait for me!

[candid patio]

the road from ensenada to san diego is safe

even for gringos

and i'm not even kidding, the best mexican food i've ever had in my life was in my car waiting in line to cross back into the us

[onyx igloo]

how about i drive a little italian car bootlegging wine

[worn silo]

There is some pretty legit mexican food in Texas if you go to the right places.

[candid patio]

oh, it was one of the most reviewed places in the area when i went. there was only 1 location though

[onyx igloo]

Dude I have legit mexican in the midwest

Its fire

Literally, to my white tastebuds

[worn silo]

I guess it's fully possible. There is Mexican people all over the US so why couldn't they be making food in the midwest?

[candid patio]

i've heard theres a little town in canada outside of detroit that has good mexican food lol

[onyx igloo]

I also have a vietnamese place selling some pho

[candid patio]

pho is delicious.

[worn silo]

I've never had pho, but I have heard about it a lot.

[onyx igloo]

It is

[candid patio]

try the bahn mi

[onyx igloo]

Ill check if they have that

They also had some chinese dishes

[candid patio]

so pho is a really simple vietnamese soup
it is important for your first pho experience that you have GOOD pho.

[gritty drift]

https://tenor.com/view/josie-fishtank-stimming-gif-16419710957377128978

[candid patio]

mediocre pho is fine

but not for your first pho

you can tell by the smell

you should be able to smell this creamy beef fat smell from the parking lot

[onyx igloo]

Do not buy instant pho

[worn silo]

Bahn mi reminds me of Ennui.

[onyx igloo]

It is very shit

[candid patio]

the other sign of a proper pho house is cash only.

if they take a card its the wrong place

also it should be crowded

no matter what time of day it is

[worn silo]

Or I could just eat instant ramen

At home alone

[candid patio]

that's a very different eating experience

[tall glen]

burps

[worn silo]

Much more calm lol

[candid patio]

but i remember you mentioning you don't have a lot of eating out money

and sensory issues

[worn silo]

Spot on xD

[candid patio]

so yeah eating ramen at home probably sounds better

[worn silo]

It's nice of you to remember that lol

[candid patio]

but at least try a good instant ramen once in your life

[worn silo]

I do the one with the little guys face on it 😄

[candid patio]

you know its a good one if it comes with a little oil packet

along with the dry seasoning packet

[onyx igloo]

My pho place takes card
But its probably cause its in the "big city" part of my town

[tall glen]

pho

I kinda like it

[onyx igloo]

Its got a university or something near it

[tall glen]

the problem is, they give you like a gallon

I cant eat a gallon of hot soup

[onyx igloo]

Thats not a problem

[tall glen]

I'mma slosh

[worn silo]

The only reason I know pho is because there is a rash of podcasts hosts being mad about the pho pun named resturaunts

[onyx igloo]

Thats a luxurh

[candid patio]

i've been to a lot of pho houses and some of them that were decent took a card... but the best ones were always cash only, open until at least 2 am, kinda dirty, and really crowded all day.

[tall glen]

ramen has a better portion size

[worn silo]

You can also add an egg and blow your whole mind

[onyx igloo]

It has everything except the cash only thing lol

[tall glen]

I get two eggs

[worn silo]

My stomach isn't big enough for the two of them. They would absolutely go Demolition Man in my stomach

[candid patio]

lol okay i will wave the cash only requirement

i guess they gotta adapt to the times and customers

[tall glen]

a good pho place makes you pay in labor

[worn silo]

A good pho place has human furniture

[onyx igloo]

They also call on the phone in a language I dont understand and it really adds to the vibe

[tall glen]

you have to work the fields all morning. to earn your pho

[candid patio]

honestly I would bus tables for an hour for a bowl of high quality pho

[candid patio]

lol that's probably vietnamese. I enjoy listening to people speak it.

[tall glen]

oh no you forgot money? they show you to the salt mine in the basement

[candid patio]

is there angry shouting coming from the kitchen?

[onyx igloo]

I think they actually converted an older chinese restaurant to vietnamese

[onyx igloo]

Sometimes

[candid patio]

perfect

[worn silo]

Oh man. Basement salt mines. Now THAT'S authentic cuisine

[onyx igloo]

I love little local restaurants

[candid patio]

vietnamese is a really harsh sounding language

[onyx igloo]

Every language can sound harsh

Ever met a veteran lol

[worn silo]

I was going to say that Sean. I've heard the same thing about Chinese, but I've always found it comforting and flowy.

[rose kestrel]

Bath Salts I hope

[worn silo]

Or Urdu, which is like music but language.

[candid patio]

i feel like its really difficult to get a romantic language like french or spanish to sound harsh

[onyx igloo]

Thats something I didnt think of

[carmine monolith]

youve obviously never heard somebody from france speak

or spain

[worn silo]

I think it just depends on your ear as well. Some things sound nicer to some people.

[onyx igloo]

Ive met a family from mexico at a campsite I was at
They were incredibly nice and let me join their birthday party lol

[candid patio]

in all my years, the only time i've ever interacted with urdu, is when i worked at 1800sostaco and someone called asking if the taco bell training videos were offered in urdu.

[candid patio]

mexican people are SO nice.

just as a blanket statement

[onyx igloo]

I also got free tres leches cake i think

[worn silo]

I used to date some one from Pakistan, and she taught me how to say, "I am fart man" But I've long since forgotten it. I do remember Paad is fart though.

[onyx igloo]

It was good but they had a jar of mild salsa that nearly killed me lol

[candid patio]

culturally they are so kind and hospitable

they will never let you go hungry

[tall glen]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fW_g_2cyCjQ?feature=share basement mining

[onyx igloo]

My friend only taught me how to say insults

It was romanian

[candid patio]

farsi is such a beautiful language

[worn silo]

I like to learn odd sentences and then say them with a smile like I am asking where the bathroom is so they think I have been fooled. 😄

[candid patio]

oh they don't speak farsi in pakistan

[tall glen]

you'll never have a girl to lie in bed with you and whisper German in your year

[candid patio]

woops

[worn silo]

They speak Urdu lol

[onyx igloo]

Honestly probably

My chances are low lmfao

[tall glen]

everything sounds dirty in German

[onyx igloo]

Not when I'm homeschooled

[candid patio]

deine mutter is eine schmutssige schlampe

[worn silo]

Jawohl

[candid patio]

one of the few sentences of german i remember from my 1 year of high school german

frau dr spanier would be proud

(she'd be very upset)

[worn silo]

I can sing a lot of Rammstein songs, but that probably doesn't count.

[candid patio]

she had a phd in german

and was very proper

never taught us how to say bathroom or toilet

"wo ist die handerwashen?"

where do I wash my hands?

[onyx igloo]

My processes on school are really weird

[candid patio]

which i'm sure works 99% of the time, but if they take you to a place with a sink and no toilet you are kinda hosed

[tall glen]

pee in the sinkkkk

[onyx igloo]

On math I can skip specific steps I deem unnecessary and I already know the answer to

This bothers my mom and I don't know why

[silver plank]

Because you wont know how to solve the ones you havent memorized the answer to

[worn silo]

Pee in the sink, so you can sink in the pee.

[ruby river]

:3 in the chat

[silver plank]

;3

[onyx igloo]

I always seemed to keep an 80% at minimum on my studies

I honestly have no idea how

[silver plank]

School system decline

[onyx igloo]

Maybe motherly scolding prevented me from dropping below that

[carmine monolith]

i was one of those kids that pretended school didnt exist once i left the building

and my grades were solely dictated by how much i cared to listen during class

[frosty tulip]

Better be careful with that

[carmine monolith]

and by extension how good the teacher taught

[onyx igloo]

I mostly am

[frosty tulip]

They ask you to provide proper workings-out on each answer, you're fucked

[onyx igloo]

I avoid that bring homeschooled

[carmine monolith]

like i got plenty of A's with good teachers, and a couple D's in classes where the teacher didnt exist

[onyx igloo]

Also, why do they need that?

[rose kestrel]

Beeforoni or Ravoli?

[ruby river]

nuh uh

[final heart]

H

[onyx igloo]

H

[bronze moat]

BEEFARONI

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3120494862

[craggy stream]

is that a real thing??

also hi dave - long time no see

[rose kestrel]

yes

[craggy stream]

like in real life??

[rose kestrel]

yes, for many years

[craggy stream]

oh...

[rose kestrel]

you can buy it rn

[craggy stream]

i was thinking someone should make that irl... but nvm lmao

[craggy stream]

interesitng maybe i will

[onyx igloo]

My inner italian screams at modern day Chef Boyardee

He's kinda like a cockatoo to the inner American though

[rose kestrel]

What does chat think about Mcdonalds Creamy Chilly Sauce?

[onyx igloo]

Its probably cold

Chilly, even

[bronze moat]

Hiya. And yes this is a mod.

It’s on my server cause Roxy like’s BEEFARONI!

[bronze moat]

We have AUTHENTIC italian place in Seattle. Legit old family for 40+ years of making food.

Of all the names: Luigi’s.

https://www.seattleslittleitaly.com/

[onyx igloo]

You've offended all Luigis in chat

[bronze moat]

Place is legit. Authentic. Also crazy expensive

[rose kestrel]

a review that says Roxy was here and confuse the owners

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-luigi-mangione-free-luigi-ceo-savior-gif-17642039723747688241

[candid patio]

I should probably resolve this...

[toxic relic]

nah

wait, does your phone force updates?

if not then nah

[carmine monolith]

my phone was like 3 years out of date

i only updated it because i couldnt connect to the internet

wasnt the issue still couldnt connect, randomly fixed itself

[neat moat]

murph still uses landline

[carmine monolith]

:<

[frosty tulip]

Not even, Murphs still committed to using carrier pigeons

[neat moat]

tru!

Sending halks your way 🫶

[worn silo]

Sorry, was trying to wipe my keyboard off and it opened this window 😄