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watching yellowjackets
me?
you are the one who said
im watching the series
it
yellowjackets
oh its a movie series
not the wasps
i thought you meant you had a yellowjacket nest
evil
no haha
yellowjackets are sick
there is a wasp nest in my shed
theyre chill
get outta there
this show has much sapphic
theyre chill when i pour refridgerant into their nest
real??????????
should i gugel this
real
yeah sure
its about a sport team who's plane crashes
and how they survive for 19 month
seems cool
i like it so far
got a solid cast
i like solids
naturally I died on impact.
dunno why but that reminds me i gotta watch the rose of versailles movie
eventually
this is why first class is a scam lads
im already type cast as the gay team coach so you have to die
ur safer in the back of the plane
you're paying extra for a seat that statistically makes you more likely to die during a plane crash
look
total sham
if the plane is leaning when it crashes
everyone is dead anyway
because it means the pilots died
Bro watched Lost
nah I didn't watch lost
is this lost?
Aw
lost? just use google map
what if im in china using the american version of google maps
Eugh it’s a show on Netflix ab a plane crash
North Star?
Yall dirty gen z
what is that about
lost is ass
i watched it while it aired
there was that old anime series but they recently made a movie idk
so bad
they were joking
interesting

dirty tupid
you misunderstood a social conversation topic
mhm yes thank god i had the thread emoji for this incredibly important subject
and now everyones opinion of you has decreased
elderly
hes practically senile
I can't wait for my elderly bingo king phase

well, might be a good chance I don't make it far.
you can typically get a well rounded and thoughtful human being by taking fartfaces opinions and reversing them

I’m adding this to my insult library
denku

i think im rather eccentric and bohemian
patrick batemen was a well rounded, thoughtful huam
huam
huam
What about my opinions
bohemian? yea i know that rhapsody
i dont know you well enough
this is how it works guys
i know the hungarian rhapsody
You do
good piece
Yes
all of my opinions are objective, everybody elses opinions are subjective
simple as that
subject your mouth to deez nuts
This is true
gottem
i can hear your bones from here
Omg why is the pz community so segregated into such a specific stereotype of ppl
It’s beautiful
thats cause i made a bone rattle out of them
if you hear them that means im nearby

i have no response to that
the heck u yappin about
how it's going
u just got here
segregation?
stinky
pretty fucked up dude ngl
What did wubby mean by this
what on gods green earth is happening in asia
segregration is a type of farming technique
This thing gonna fracture into a 1000 little pieces in 250 years 
DAMN
and in 250 isaid is still gonna be there
my god, the glorious power vaccum, just waiting to unfold.
LOL you think its gonna last 250 years??? XDDDD
where is zeelandia
I razed every single city I could find and I plan on burning the whole world to the ground
i like the dudes beard
then my character is gonna die and its gonna be absolute chaos
in the picture
das me!

how does the logistics even work for a kingdom that massive
i have super-black death in this save
The world gets ravaged by diseases constantly and the black death appears every 50 or so years
ask alexander
jesus
i think he had it figured out
cap
i think logistics work like this
or genghis
Lots of beating on peasants
I need 4 barrels of grain by the end of the year from the each of you
Mongols were a horde. They took their logistics with them wherever they went.
A clip from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, where King Arthur encounters two peasants (Terry Jones and Michael Palin). The three engage in a discussion about different systems of government.
where noone realises they are in their kingdom
definitely
facebook is so ass
i played games on facebook
imagine moving from custom html pages with your own music and shit to facebook
member when they introduced facebook coins lol
brave new world
i thought we were an autonomous collective
when facebook came out i was still very young, and i never got into it
i was a very anti social media type of kid
peak
discord is still the only thing i use
never really got into the interweb stuff
I never really got into that electricity stuff
i never got into that wheel stuff
total scam
i was very anti stone tool use
make fire?
so real dude
2 missed calls from prometheus
fire is a hoax made by grung
HAHAHAHAH
fire rhymes with grug

what the fuck are tools?
fred is such a twink
i think its something the kids are using to get out of working
back in my day we dug sleeping pits with our hands
WELL BACK IN MY DAY WE RIPPED OPEN SABERTOOTHS WITH OUR BARE HANDS
now these kids are using those rocks from the ground
KIDS THESE DAYS WITH THEIR STUPID POINTY STICKS AND CLUBS
man yells at cloud
spoiled brats
grug was then killed wrestling a bear
its funny cause old people did do this
grug died trying to kill 100 gorrilas.
yeah theres accounts of people thinking kids were getting lazy writing things down in books
theres texts from ancient greece of old people blaming the youths for being irresponsible adn shit
yeah pfft
lemme just write down how much I fucking hate how kids write stuff down these days.
these fucking kids with their "reading" and "writing"
im gonna go shit
poop announcement
these freakin kids with their "shitting"
There are accounts but theyre not as historical as the meme
the meme?
ok im back chat
god, always gotta respect horseshoe crabs ya know
btw can you guys remind me to check myrice in acouple of mins thx
lmao
horseshoe crabs look so cool
They found their niche hundreds of millions of years ago and they commit to it
absolute chads
hey check your rice in a couple minutes
bro doesnt use a rice cooker
thanks murpinator
bro has a disposible income to buy such frivolities
do you just put rice in a pot and leave it unattended on the stove
wdym every household has a rice cooker
yeah why aint that fine
and you dont sit there crying while you wait for it to cook
Ah, you see counterpoint:
im white
like the rest of us
i could be doing better things
while eating and crying
and crying in the shower
i dont need to wait for my rice to cook to do that 😏
real
shrimply asian
I have never owned a rice cooker

what the fuck dude
rice cooker is peak
omar betrayed his kin
I've just heard from several sources that Cole does not own an air-fryer.
im saving up to finance a kettle
it fricks me up that somehow ppl live without a rice cooker
kettle is good too
rice cooker not air fryer
i got me one of those
its multipurpose, its easy to use.
Honestly being a kettle is doable too but I have one
weird that people dont have it
I basically only make my rice steamed & my pot method works well so
like my biggest issue with a kettle is its not big enough
ru that broke you cant afford something thats liek 2 bucks at the reject shop
like when i boil water i boil ALOT of water
i see
big pot
u can boil woter with a plastic bottle
Nah I live alone, pot doesn't have to be all that big
but its so slow
the circle goes in the circle hole
kettle usually enough for 2/3 people
Good things take time
if you each have 500 ml
Yeah usually mine is at least two (tea)cups
real
yousee
when i make iced tea
i make alot of iced tea
1l aint gonna cut it
thats like a day
never had ice tea
in this household
why u so thirsty
I mean at least with boiling water you can just leave it sitting without problems
Drink water
why are you so thirsty
woter better
woter best
idk if you know this
S tier liquid
but tea is 99.99% water
i got a big ass woter filter thingie that has that hot and cold thingie
What the fuck
dont tell anyone
Wdym
No one told me tea has water in it
What about sugar
but its not water
And tea itself
it doesnt taste like woter
And other things
When does it stop being water
it does taste like water, it just has sauce
hmmm
Why would you drink tea if it was just like water
disagree
If I squeeze one drop of a lemon's juice into water, would its classification change
this is a chemistry question
yes
its lemon woter
So what's the answer based on? Majority?
Why not drink 100°C boiling water instead
depends on your identification of water
everything but distilled is already a mixture of organics and inorganics
i think it depends on the concentration
I think if the lemon is imperceptible I'd call it water still
My keyboard was fucking convinced imperceptible isn't a word
concentration, the percentage of each component
If you can taste something in the water, then its not pure water
its also chemical process
i think the culinary thing is if an added ingredient changes its taste its a beverage and not water
But you can taste something in all water
Water has tastes
if there was a chemical process of change then yeah
whats "pure water", water always has other minerals and shit besides H20
making tea is basically potion brewing
yah
And those are the taste
I mean, you have already water tasting water, with minerals and shit
id say its salt water then
no idea
all water has salt
or, not sure
Then you add in lemon and tea
incorrect
if not just table salt then other salts like lithium chloride, etc etc
And its not pure relative to the water you've started
If I drop some dirt into water and it doesn't change the taste but you can't drink the water without getting dirt in your mouth is it still water or is it dirt water
in super minute amounts
To me dirt water implies brown, murky water
Its dirty wate
i said chemical process of chang
So what I described would be water with dirt in it
changes the texture though
so adding salt
Dont fuckin add dirt into my water
well if something chemically changes water
would make salt woter
then its not water
But still water
Whats wrong with you
woter philosophy hours
you need to define water then
What if the change only applies to some of the water
i prefer sparkling thanks
cause water to me includes all the other minerals
Why you add dirt into my water
and the chemical change is with that water
Ew
then you have a solution of water and the unknown chemical
Sparkling water
I guess water the beverage differs from water the concept
sparkling water be hittin
especially after a hangover when normal water tastes yucky
heheheh unknown chemical
also if something chemically changes water you better hope it doesnt end up as h202
Water tastes bad after hangovers?
Water and water to make water 2
Why does anyone get drunk it sounds like all downsides sometimes
H2O2U water
How based
Does all bottled water have salt? Bottled water is generally considered to be a safe and healthy alternative to tap ... Read moreDoes all bottled water have salt?
Every water has salts and minerals
ya
Thank you Julie Howell
HCl is salt
all woter has microplastics
you need to define water
All water has water
Its water
dihydrogen monoxide
well more like no matter how much water i drink it doesnt really hydrate me
Anyone wanna play pz with me
if you define water as just H20 then very little is "pure water"
water the beverage not the chemical
Damn
chemical is just H20
Water is defined by what you get labeled as water
who you calling a hoo
And it becomes not water
Once you add stuff into it
Specifically
To flavor it
for me water is water until someone adds foods or flavoring to it. the exception being certain bottled waters readding minerals after filtration
so whats tea
If you add salt into the water in your mug - salty wa'er
Helium helium helium
a flavouring?
Teay wa'er
spicy water
Whats coffee then
oh yeah fuck its hho
dunno
I think flavored water is a subset of water so idt it stops being water
It just stops being water without additional flavors
tea is by definition flavored water, almost every beverage except alcohols are flavored water
so what isnt water
is coca cola water
lowborn woter
by what definition
And starts to be a bad water
That returns to my original question
At being water
by being tea
this conversation is making me laugh
how is alcohol flavoured woter tho
But alcohol has water molecules
And is wet
Maybe if it can be unambiguously classified as a different category of beverage, like soda, it's no longer “water” the beverage
vodka can be pure and still edible
is water wet though
Oh dear
lets open that can of worms
also a molecule consisting inside another molecule doesnt count because the molecule needs to be free of other bonds and electrically isolated to function as itself
otherwise its just a different molecule and isnt water
You will be once im done

like theres water in h202 but if you drink 100% h202 you die a horrible painful death
and coffee gibs me stomachache
What I remove oxygen molecule when I drink it
With my special trick
i mean if you decompose it first it will be safe to drink yes
put it in sunlight for a while
what if i filter tea until its clear is it woter then
Murph why are you doing this
i want people to drink hydrogen peroxide
I think if you take a used teabag and drip one drop of tea into water then the water hasn't become tea
i am the problem
But if you do it enough times at some point it becomes tea
Thats rude
i know
:(
Goodmorning chat
Hi Jeff
cause chemical process happened to majority water = tea
so it tea
hello Mr Omar
thank you for supporting my thesis
i launched stardew valley 30 minutes ago but then i got sidetracked with water
Please, Mr. Omar was my father. Call me Omar
Mine is based on vibes idk if it has to be majority
ah Hello Omar
Chat am i pretty
ofc
Please, Omar was my father. Call me Jeff
i dislike the use of vibes
humans are vibe based beings
Too bad I'm not scientifically rigorous
i dont know what vibes are
gentrify water
autism on discord? no way
how do you explain vibes
as a lvl 200 empath archmage i am vibes
vibes are the archnemesis to strict boundaries
they are just kinda a "good enough" mentality
where one thing is another thing
smh my head
I find boundaries useful but vibes can also be useful to conceptualize how something makes you feel
boiled down to it its just how someone feels
It's just a word used to describe how something makes you feel subjectively

and feelings are hard
heheheh
:(
hard hehehe
I despise the use of “how do you feel about X” to ask for my thoughts on something
I always interpret it as genuinely asking about my emotions which stunlocks me
im okay, bad headache today but i worked and now we watching tv and he sleepin
how do you feel, murph
thats good atleast
ask me how i feel
so how does that make you feel
a bit eepy
real
understandable stunlock
real life qte
Unpleasant and uncomfortable 😡 as I stand there trying to reason about how I “feel” about an upcoming meeting or whatever
how could chat do this
I feel like online it's easier to interpret but maybe that's bc it's often about a concept
how do you feel about this incredibly nuanced and debated topic answer now or i will think you are against me but i will give no indication of my view until you answer answer now quick or i hate you forever and we can never be friends
Or just because text gives me more time to think
crazy how many things can be done if ppl just talk
talking is a crazy tool
Y'all talk to people? Kinda cringe

the amount of times that exact situation comes up is wild
and i have to guess based on who they are a curated answer in 4 seconds or im not cool
because saying idk is a sin
I don't find myself in that situation
ive decided to just give my honest opinion in these situations
id rather be considered honest but uncool than a people pleasing loser
its not exactly like that, its just people randomly asking you for your opinion on something, and you dont know how they want you to answer
or have to mask to seem cool and be uncomfortable
it mostly comes up in family gatherings, when if i answer wrong im a terrible person
trauma
real
I still fall into people-pleasing habits sometimes but I prefer being honest too
valid
ive mastered the art of "yeah, and" ing
I feel more comfortable being honest w friends because the people I befriend are people I can have a conversation with
youd be great at improv
bing chilling meta
indeed
the amount of times ive said "yeah thats kinda crazy" to something i vehemently oppose to avoid an argument scales quadratically
thats when you put onthe mask
the one thing they cant take from you is how you react
not the dream reference in 2025

dream deez
nuts
who the fuck is dream
mincecraft ytber
minecraft youtuber
he was into so many slop drama
did he do the thing
i dont think he did the thing
but he is turbo weird with his fanbase
gross
not even close
I’m pretty similar to how I present myself digitally irl
I disagree very strongly with people pretty frequently, but I always try to be polite and respectful about it even if the topic is emotionally aggravating
i just leave
oh, I have gotten angry at people before.
I just try to not put myself in those situations anymore
be turbo reactive
bad advice for an autistic firebrand
have you seen this face? I think I do got a little flame going on!
Float like a butterfly it stings when i pee
After I conquer the world, should I reform into a feudal society or should I embrace being a nomad and burn every city, temple, and castle to the ground
I feel like you should be able to be a nomad without purging everything
this is what my nation looks like now
I agree
I embraced the chaos. I will watch the world burn
OMAR!!!!
Cambrie
Go to a doctor
yeah you stink
It doesn't actually sting when I pee I just thought of that & happened to have the chat open
But thank u for the concern about my hypothetical STI/UTI
Nah first one was right
Why are pocky flavors so difficult to find
Artificial scarcity, tell you what
drive up scarcity
yup
and idiots buy them all up
they’re genuinely not even that good
I’m going to fight someone over the Sakura matcha one of these days
Pocky is the new pokemon cards
I feel like nowadays it's just 90% scalpers
But I only know that from hearing about it, idk much about pokemon
Ohh sugoimart still has chocomint pocky
no one plays the actual game
Pokemoncenter dropped penny’s eevee bag and within 10 minutes they sold out. A ton are now on eBay
they do, competitions still pop up
how many people do you like the card game vs people who like the gambling side of card pack buying
i can’t type but yeah you get me
i liked the tcg
We just collect them
and i doubt scalpers have any say in pokemon prices
rarity and demand does--motivated by nostalgia among other things
Like Funko pops
I’ve never played the tcg but we do like collecting them. My oldest probably has over 2k cards
She loves them
Is that what that code card for in packs is for?
They still do championships and release winner decks to the public
wonder if my deck is still meta
What’s it got?
Maybe, these new decks though… giagantimax or however it’s spelled
guhh clampicated
fuck he do
Eats sandwiches and rides around
he looks phallic
I guess he also beats prehistoric pokemon via time travel but that’s like the very end of the game
neck
pokemon is so funny to me
love how we got kids running around with literal gods in their lil pokeballs fighting sport tournaments and shit
Have you seen tinkaton?
like yes i WILL pit my weedle against this world ending entity who can control time and space and could immediately atomize my entire bloodline, instead he used tackle and missed
does..... does it think
Probably not
or does it just hit things with the comically large hammer
Yes
modern pokemon are just merch drops and furrybait

has it ever been anything but?
no
(except for the furry bait)
Chandelure the chandelier pokemon 🤣
true but its more blatant now
vaporeon is gen 1 so no
Klefki
what evolutionary benefit is there to becoming a key
i do this bit where i talk like a cartoonish goon but ive realize i just sound like meowth
to open doors duh
Zero clue but it’s a fairy and steel pokemon
whimsical creature
drifloon lore 
There is also a possessed sword

i think the coolest pokemon ever ever is garchomp i love garchomp woohoo
a lot of pokémon are just things that have been possessed
i freakin love steel type!!!! i do steel mono always
garchomp is really good
Lapras and mimikyu will always be my favorites lol
garchomp can not only fly but also easily break the sound barrier and yet milktank has a higher speed stat
what did they mean by this
garchomp is slower than its previous evo
cow > shark 
yes but theres literally a scene where garchomp races a fighter jet and wins
so wtf is milktank moving like...
Surfing pikachu will never make sense
garchomp is based on a fighter jet
Oh that reminds me. Thunderous
real ones rmbr surfing pikachu card in the pokemon tcg game in the gameboy colour
i hate the humanoid pokemon they just creep me out or look stupid
and no we will not be discussing jynx
mr mime
i hate mr mime
he a freak
Tangela?
woah
all in le head
What’s the name of Mr mimes friend
what
Google is no help lol
jinx?
What about that episode where Mr mime has a crush on ashes mom, that was really weird
we dont talk bout that
age old theory
mr mime aint a step dad he the dad that stepped up
mr ketchum
where are the pixels
did nintendo sue those too
no, they said the pixels are gone
I don’t see anything but I took it down anyways
I’m confused lol
Do you mean like bad quality image?
Anyways what is that Pokémon’s name that’s like a flower with legs
Tsareena. I regret looking this up. Some people are so weird
Why are they like this lol
Idk why I was thinking it was Mr mimes friend
Or that its name was Tangela
Too many pokemon lol
There is in fact a Tangela
What even is that supposed to be?
Purple spaghetti?
some kinda seaweed
gen 1/2 moment
most of the mons are inspired by dragon quest
hence the shrimplicty
Purugly
I dunno why it's "Video game poster" ahh pose
catputer tek
lol one of my lost Amazon packages showed up. It’s crushed and empty cool cool
I don’t understand why if it ships from the same place why is the other one out for delivery for later today but the other one was delivered at 7:49 am?
how else can it be stolen

Hey I think I've seen a couple of anime like this
Weed is now scheduled 3 since 2023. I'm playing 4d chess with my instructor
Well I hope whoever it was enjoys their 5oz of tattoo numbing cream
My favorite is Kiki’s delivery service
the bacon and eggs made little me want to like bacon and eggs
@dim cloak would love your pfp
now bacon is kinda weird
if you cook it too long it gets a weird sandy texture which i dont enjoy
if you cook it too little its like floppy
you gotta get in the middle
the middle where its crispy but not sandy
is very nice
i like all levels ngl
bacon is lame
just not burned or raw
how about beef jerky
also lame
i dont think ive ever had it before
ive seen biltong
which is overrated
and droewors
Oh, no beef 
Oh yes, beef
beef
Beef

isnt that just dried sausage
yeah thats droewors
No
oh
dried sausage
what language is that
afrikaans
;D
it looks like a good snack
grape soda is good
grape soda is ass
i like the weird grape
america
american
both
your vernacular
are you giving me a diagnosis
Govyadina 
everything is
we are slightly different in these fashions
and im not entirely sure as to why
yeah that
Uh oh a wild bagman has appeared
whats contrarianism
american isolationism
oppositism
Pz players are either 20-30 year old unemployed poo heads with mommy masochist issues or they’re 70 year old retirees who don’t have anyone to talk to and want to feel like they’re worth something
Uh oh, another crash out
have yall ever seen washington state

i wanna go there
what about a 40 yo gay man that just likes zombies
Nuh uh I don’t fit either of those demographics I’m just making fun of em
where do i fit in
i also do wanna visit outside my own country
cool
This chat is full of all ages and all backgrounds
thats a good thing
is there a 2nd 40 yo gay man (who likes zombies) to make so we have a group and not a singularity
Aww shucks
1 is a token
ok
2 is a minority
How quickly we've moved on from beef, then the layers of societу
gotcha
3+ is a group
there is though
furthering my english lexicon with fartface
Ikr project zomboid has the best community
161,406 members 🥹
thanks mate
And like 
i like temperatures below 0 as well
'
I use frying pan emoji
I just got into that discord too
Omg twinning!!
Brooo
I’ve been playing pz for like 2 years tho
Me too
I got 500 something hours in game
Bro censor that shit when you say the S word
Bro gave me a jump scare
how its going incase anyone was wondering
Buryat
More like
Gyat!
I’m sorry I’ll shut up 
alba
buryats are like budget mongols
I've known too many Buryats in my life....
Wait those exist!?
Alba is the unified British island under the Gaelics
i mean i wouldve done a mongol but the buryats were more interesting
I moved my capital to Karakorum (capital of mongolia) anyways
Dam wat game is that
Crusader Kings 3
Ooo
don't get it unless you're made of money or know how to 🏴☠️ DLCs
Fucking capitalists
Ikr I mean they gotta pay there workers but I doubt most of that is going to the workers
i only ever played aoe 2
:3
Mhm tes the powers at be are quite unsatisfactory ol chap 
Game prices suck
troll face in the big 25 im going to atomize you
Bro what you mean it’s 2015
bro my friend unironically said in the big may 8th 2025
how fast do memes die anymore
its weird
fr troll face lasted like 10 years
troll face still likes to burst from its grave and make strange appearances
if i see a meme thats like, mildly funny, and then i see it for the entire day over and over, its just not funny anymore and almost immediately loses its charm
i know you
hello chat
there are some weird exceptions in my brain where i will literally vocal stim in a dark corner at work quoting videos i saw 8 years ago
you probably do everyone loves me and im funny and hot
project zomboid c*m update
this will always be funny to me
very few things stay funny to me for years
and they will always just be niche references to things people forgot about and make me sound stupid as fuck
troll face is eternal
after that i can say this game is realistic.
where did everyone go what the fuck guys
i show up and all the sudden this place clears out
i literally showered today
what did i do
no, its pretty solid
You are jello
solid, like a metal gear

