Its called filing taxes
#general_chat
onyx igloo
ancient ferry
I want to play with my friend but it didn't work
gilded bridge
If you activate it mid run yes
ancient ferry
What sub mod?
elfin steeple
Its called filing taxes<:panic:721361533623599174> <:panic:721361533623599174> <...
if i pay taxes that means i have to get a steady source of income
a steady source of income means a...
a....
j*b
bronze moat
I want to play with my friend but it didn't work
Helicopters do not spawn in multiplayer at all. The administrator hast to spawn in the helicopter in multiplayer.
onyx igloo
job job job
oblique stream
Its called filing taxes<:panic:721361533623599174> <:panic:721361533623599174> <...
Imagine paying taxes
elfin steeple
job job job
yeah thats it im gonna go to my local autozone and eat a seafood boil
bronze moat
Taco is a four letter word
oblique stream
Imagine paying taxes
@naive flicker
onyx igloo
Imagine paying taxes
I don't
ancient ferry
@bronze moat what about "better helicopter" mod
bronze moat
<@699546865875550239> what about "better helicopter" mod
Just use the admin command to summon one where you want it, or use bikini tools and you can Drop one on the map anywhere you want in multiplayer. That’s the easiest solution.
Bikini tools list all the vehicles in alphabetical order so you go to the U, and you’ll find every single UH helicopter.
Take the one from the list, spawn it wherever you want and then go find it later in the game
elfin steeple
You know whats worse than taxes
a j*b
oblique stream
Chicken jockey
polar kernel
onyx igloo
guys i just sneezed and filled out a job application
OH GOD ITS FOR A WALMART CASHIER
elfin steeple
guys i just sneezed and filled out a job application
y-you baka... now we cant spam w in kai cenats chat and goon to futa...
onyx igloo
bro what
harsh vault
guys
oblique stream
I regret reading this
oblique stream
What you did
elfin steeple
i did a terrible
bro got a j*b fs
harsh vault
i tripped over my monitor cable
onyx igloo
i regret my existence
oblique stream
It cant be that bad
harsh vault
CHAT ITS BAD
oblique stream
CHAT ITS BAD
Give us a pic
harsh vault
NO
onyx igloo
neat moat
harsh vault
@oblique stream
tall glen
so forges cant be moved or destroyed?
oblique stream
<@522410419361415198>
Oh tis bad holy
tall glen
<@522410419361415198>
RIP
oblique stream
But just a monitor
onyx igloo
<@522410419361415198>
your computer is doing that thing in horror games
harsh vault
i dont have money for A NEW MONITOR
glad panther
<@522410419361415198>
Oh my god 
onyx igloo
Well you better get some huh
naive flicker
Just one more day
harsh vault
LOOK UP
glad panther
How did it even happend?
onyx igloo
♧◇♡♤
harsh vault
How did it even happend?
tripped on cable
elfin steeple
honestly i think i could take like 2 dudes in a fight if i had a spear
onyx igloo
♧♤♡◇♤♧♤◇◇♤♧
glad panther
tripped on cable
You tripped over Cable?
Made it fell?
onyx igloo
♤♧♡♡♡♧?
harsh vault
You tripped over Cable?
Made it fell?
everything fell
harsh vault
pc
young kelp
wtf kinda price is this
glad panther
i cant test it
Wires connected or?
Just press Power button
If it sounds Normal just Hold it to Turn it Off
onyx igloo
♧♤♧♡◇♤♧♡♤♤♡◇
harsh vault
It's not turning it on?
shush
harsh vault
what do i do now
onyx igloo
what do i do now
get engineer tf2
harsh vault
shut up.
onyx igloo
to fix it
harsh vault
i will block you
harsh vault
what do i fucking do
glad panther
what do i fucking do
Look for spare Monitor?
If you can find one in Warehouse
harsh vault
i dont have a spare
onyx igloo
connect your tv to your pc
glad panther
i dont have a spare
Then check the PC
Open it up and See if any damage
zealous geyser
what do i fucking do
I'm using my TV but have the monitor to the right of me
onyx igloo
temporary solution
zealous geyser
:(
glad panther
and my pc is fine
At least PC fine I see
zealous geyser
Go to a pawn shop and buy a cheap used one that will hold you over
harsh vault
i dont fucking have money, does nobody listen..
zealous geyser
Missed that part... I guess kick its teeth and hope for the best
zealous geyser
I hear stabbing it with a fork works 🙃
toxic relic
<@522410419361415198>
harsh vault
what
gilded bridge
<@522410419361415198>
sorry floof but that's unfixable
toxic relic
you can check second hand/refurbishing stores for a cheaper monitor
neat moat
hello stink
toxic relic
yo
gilded bridge
i dont have money
awh
I feel you
my tablet broke a week ago
neat moat
I hope you enjoyed the cod peice
gilded bridge
and it wasn't even my fault
the motherboard just decided to kill itself
neat moat
:]
onyx igloo
codpiece
harsh vault
its okay
neat moat
well this one is different I bet
more of a
er
fashion statement than being practical
toxic relic
i dont think its worn for protection yeah lmao
winged granite
So no B42 MP yet?
toxic relic
i certainly enjoyed it
toxic relic
interrupted us
worthy plinth
Bro just wait man
toxic relic
apologize, newspaper
glad panther
Waiting for my fav Mods get onto B42
winged granite
apologize, newspaper
ight nerd emoji
please dont get me banned
I like this server
naive flicker
No
toxic relic
apologize for interrupting us
naive flicker
Don't apologize
worthy plinth
onyx igloo
i dont think its worn for protection yeah lmao
I heard it was cause of syphilus lol
naive flicker
In fact, interrupt them even more
toxic relic
i have nasko on the phone
naive flicker
INTERRUPT THEM MORE
toxic relic
he's going to personally block your whole ip
toxic relic
y4ou ha4ve a 2006 phone?
nasko is a dev
winged granite
nasko is a dev
flyhigh is dev
toxic relic
dude is complaining but doesnt even know the fucking dev team
winged granite
dude is complaining but doesnt even know the fucking dev team
shut the fuck up
toxic relic
lmao
neat moat
what are the comparing about im busy cleaning uo
toxic relic
I heard it was cause of syphilus lol
how so?
harsh vault
my monitor....
naive flicker
Many people here are weird
winged granite
not this guy
elfin steeple
my monitor....
dude imagine getting like a UTI in the zombie apocalypse
winged granite
dude imagine getting like a UTI in the zombie apocalypse
LOL
toxic relic
you a mega fan
he talks in chat....dont need to be a super fan, just need to be cool enough i guess
glad panther
my monitor....
Cool your Head for now I guess
harsh vault
kidney stones...
winged granite
Disadvantages
onyx igloo
I'm no credible source so go ahead and fact check me
winged granite
he talks in chat....dont need to be a super fan, just need to be cool enough i g...
Can you please stop pinging me
toxic relic
Pains in the.. nether regions?
how does a codpiece prevent pain
winged granite
I might have to block you
toxic relic
lol
swift crag
kidney stones...
No more roller coasters smh
elfin steeple
kidney stones...
that really bad chest pain that you randomly get....
elfin steeple
Alright what's going on here...
getting a UTI in the zombie apocalypse...
neat moat
Hana looks different
toxic relic
Alright what's going on here...
being entertained by randoms
neat moat
change is scary to ghoti
winged granite
being entertained by randoms
alright bro didnt want to have to
onyx igloo
how does a codpiece prevent pain
Idk maybe more room?
toxic relic
Idk maybe more room?
more room for what?
winged granite
Ahhh
toxic relic
a codpiece isnt a jockstrap
onyx igloo
more room for what?
idk im guessing lmfao
swift crag
being entertained by randoms
When does someone become not a random? Hmmm
elfin steeple
a codpiece isnt a jockstrap
and who decided that
neat moat
a codpiece isnt a jockstrap
its similar though ig
toxic relic
its a piece of protective equipment
toxic relic
its similar though ig
disagree
toxic relic
codpiece is like armour, a jockstrap just secures the jewels
neat moat
well same ish
onyx igloo
why is there a tanktop called a wifebeater
onyx igloo
thats concerning
toxic relic
they dont even look similar
zealous geyser
I don't get why people get salty over being pinged when there's this thing called "Mute Server"
neat moat
well excuse me for not being the balls expert here
toxic relic
i now see that neither of you have seen or worn a jockstrap or a codpiece
neat moat
clearly you are very knowledgeable
onyx igloo
i now see that neither of you have seen or worn a jockstrap or a codpiece
why would we
neat moat
idk
toxic relic
im a fucking nerd and i wear codpieces for larping + jockstrap is great for playing rugby
or sport
neat moat
sports maybe
onyx igloo
i do not want a metal weiner cover
elfin steeple
why is there a tanktop called a wifebeater
theyre cheap tanktops that are typically bought by drunkards, as they last a while and are well, cheap. theyre associated with drunkards as they're bought by drunkards BECAUSE they spent all of their money on alcohol, and alcohol is typically associated with unreasonable behaviour, such as wifebeating. beating your wife is something that old, broke drunkards do.
neat moat
im a fucking nerd and i wear codpieces for larping + jockstrap is great for play...
wait you wear historical armor?
toxic relic
rugby shorts are real high up so the only way to prevent dick slips is a jock
toxic relic
wait you wear historical armor?
yeah
onyx igloo
i do not want a metal weiner cover
that seems like overcompensating
toxic relic
its not
unreal bane
Who's Ted and why isn't he here with us?
elfin steeple
i do not want a metal weiner cover
i do tho
onyx igloo
they tried slicing your weiner off
onyx igloo
thats very rude
neat moat
wtf
toxic relic
hence the codpiece
onyx igloo
what do you even do in that situation
toxic relic
i mean if your dick is cut then how do you piss
onyx igloo
my fucking ball got poked by a sword doctor can you fix it
neat moat
you can still piss stink
neat moat
idk, how do people with vaginas piss?
toxic relic
in the weanor
neat moat
there's still a hole
swift crag
Who's Ted and why isn't he here with us?
When you go to a Ted talk and Ted isn’t talking or even there
harsh vault
idk, how do people with vaginas piss?
what kind of question is that
zealous geyser
What is this convo 🤢
onyx igloo
this aint ted talk this is debra discussion
neat moat
just cua your penis was cut doesn't mean there's no exit
toxic relic
the urethra
peanor has a urethra too
elfin steeple
just cua your penis was cut doesn't mean there's no exit
does he know?
toxic relic
just cua your penis was cut doesn't mean there's no exit
....
the peanor is the exit my guy
neat moat
alright let me actually get some material thnen
swift crag
What the heck is this chat all of a sudden?
onyx igloo
I dunno
zealous geyser
WHY IS THIS CONVO A THING? THERE'S KIDS LURKING HERE YOU GUYS!!!
toxic relic
its not inappropriate
onyx igloo
its medical
zealous geyser
It is
onyx igloo
i had to hear medical shit when i was young
neat moat
oh god
swift crag
Ngl, I wouldn’t take a medical talk in a public place from people untrained as fact
neat moat
the surgery
zealous geyser
It's why everyone is so fucked in the head nowadays
neat moat
stink you dont wanna know how they pee
toxic relic
we're not talking about inappropriate shit, this is genuine anatomy
onyx igloo
Ngl, I wouldn’t take a medical talk in a public place from people untrained as f...
its theoretical
toxic relic
Ngl, I wouldn’t take a medical talk in a public place from people untrained as f...
true
we dont know
thats why we're asking
zealous geyser
Then go to google
onyx igloo
i have a theory
neat moat
why did you ask how they did it if yiu already knew
elfin steeple
dude genuinely what do you do if some guy in the apocalypse slices through your urethra
toxic relic
i wasnt sure
onyx igloo
the peenor cut so remove piss with syringe
heavy ivy
it's one of the "don't get hit" injuries
swift crag
kidney and liver failure
Going out like true alcoholics in the medieval age
neat moat
Id have to look at the diagram but I dont see why you couldn't pee without a penar. Like if your neck was removed there would still be a hole to your stomach
heavy ivy
which is like 95% of injuries in the apocalypse
toxic relic
Id have to look at the diagram but I dont see why you couldn't pee without a pen...
🤨
hole to your stomach?
dude
neat moat
it's one of the "don't get hit" injuries
zomboid core
toxic relic
are we looking at the same anatomy
neat moat
dm me
swift crag
Id have to look at the diagram but I dont see why you couldn't pee without a pen...
Yet muscle and nervous system and subtle movements make tonnes of body functions well function
neat moat
what
toxic relic
the urethra runs from the bladder through the weanor, if its cut then you'd need surgery
onyx igloo
i saw in wolfenstein how the main character got beheaded so they sent blood flow to his head to preserve his life
is that a possible thing
can we keep a head alive
elfin steeple
is that a possible thing
if only we had the medical technology to do that
swift crag
is that a possible thing
No
harsh vault
now what am i supposed to do
glad panther
can we keep a head alive
Isn't it impossible?
elfin steeple
wait i dont even think thats possible
as soon as the brain is severed pretty much the body just shuts down
the brain is the main thing for the body
onyx igloo
can we have the futurama head jars
glad panther
Isn't brain and Heart supposed to be Together
swift crag
Nervous system shock, damage to the brain stem, tonnes of things are problematic that the body now can’t do and most likely would put you in a permanent state of shock
onyx igloo
Can we put a head on another body
elfin steeple
Isn't brain and Heart supposed to be Together
in a way yeah because the brain commands the heart to pump blood to keep the brain working
swift crag
Can we put a head on another body
There’s research on it, no test subjects have survived for longer than 6 hours iirc
onyx igloo
gotcha
naive flicker
Just walk it off 😹 🙏
onyx igloo
wasnt it on a chimpanzee?
onyx igloo
Just walk it off 😹 🙏
swift crag
I think some rats
vital marten
Got my first kill on dayz that wasn’t someone afk
I saw the guy leaving a town limping, I decided to follow him through the woods, let him kill the zombies in the area we ended up in and then shot em 
swift crag
Got my first kill on dayz that wasn’t someone afk
I saw the guy leaving a town ...
Evil
naive flicker
Nah
onyx igloo
now i have another question
what if we surgically added skin with more melanin to a lower melanin body
naive flicker
Smart
toxic relic
now i have another question
what if we surgically added skin with more melanin t...
bad queation
swift crag
now i have another question
what if we surgically added skin with more melanin t...
I don’t think people are ready to answer that one my dude
elfin steeple
or even out
i dont think the skin actively produces melaning
swift crag
Black face, have you not heard of it?
elfin steeple
so i think that patch with the higher amount of melanin would just stay lik ethat
toxic relic
surgical black face
swift crag
also why bother doing genetic changes when tattoos exist?
onyx igloo
drink radium
swift crag
i wanna mod my genes so i glow in the dark
Yes let’s become bioluminescence
toxic relic
real
vital marten
i wanna mod my genes so i glow in the dark
Now that’s something we can all agree on
Glowing humans, where they at
toxic relic
🤝
onyx igloo
can i modify my hand to be a flashlight
swift crag
Can we make calico people that have one shade glow in the dark?
naive flicker
I don't like standing out
onyx igloo
like wolverines claws but for a dance party
elfin steeple
Glowing humans, where they at
theyre already here, actually
the skin actually glows already
swift crag
can i modify my hand to be a flashlight
Severely invasive with current technology and will most likely cause infection by how bulky it would be
elfin steeple
but its just such a low amount of light we dont notice it
vital marten
I don't like standing out
Thus is why everyone will be inclined to glow
swift crag
but its just such a low amount of light we dont notice it
Infrared moment
vital marten
<:Hmm:956951826933112842>
The ball of light around people’s heads in stained glass at churches is really there!
elfin steeple
<:Hmm:956951826933112842>
dont quote me on ts btw i think i read this in like a weird but true book
naive flicker
Thus is why everyone will be inclined to glow
Meh
onyx igloo
Severely invasive with current technology and will most likely cause infection b...
Bioluminscence hand when
swift crag
Bioluminscence hand when
Idk
You probably could setup some weird led implant with betavoltaic cells and small high efficient surface mount LEDs
Though I have no idea how you’d engineer that to be biosafe and transparent
oblique stream
No
toxic relic
no
onyx igloo
:(
toxic relic
not all jellyfish are bioluminescent
last spoke
Top scientists have yet to answer this question
toxic relic
a minority are
swift crag
Top scientists have yet to answer this question
There’s a easy joke to make
onyx igloo
guys i drank radium mixed in my koolaid
toxic relic
ask the washing machine
last spoke
There’s a easy joke to make
My answer was "Depends who you're married to"
onyx igloo
im glowing
swift crag
My answer was "Depends who you're married to"
I would’ve just said woman
last spoke
(This was specifically referring to the French language, where the answer is just "Either, like it has terms for both masculine and feminine pronouns)
swift crag
(This was specifically referring to the French language, where the answer is jus...
Idk I think culture kind of goes into that.
And yeah that’s my other thoughts
onyx igloo
cheese
zealous geyser
Meatloaf
onyx igloo
No
toxic relic
gross
zealous geyser
Nums
naive flicker
oblique stream
Omelet
onyx igloo
Yes
last spoke
Idk I think culture kind of goes into that.
And yeah that’s my other thoughts
No, it's just because the French language has no rules, rhyme or reason
swift crag
No, it's just because the French language has no rules, rhyme or reason
I mean German has the gendered terms, Russian does too
oblique stream
Break some omelet to make some eggs
tall glen
oblique stream
I mean German has the gendered terms, Russian does too
Every language has
toxic relic
not every actually
swift crag
Every language has
I mean English doesn’t call guitars feminine
oblique stream
not every actually
That most people speak
toxic relic
many languages do not have gendered structure
swift crag
Unlike Russian
tall glen
Maple, but they weep
toxic relic
That most people speak
again, no
last spoke
I mean German has the gendered terms, Russian does too
Yes, well aware, so does Danish.
The point here is that while most objects use one or the other, washing machines have both and neither are contextual, it's literally just whichever, there is no rule
tall glen
swift crag
Yes, well aware, so does Danish.
The point here is that while most objects use o...
Pretty neat, do you speak French?
toxic relic
beat deez nuts
tall glen
gratutuitous beatles post
last spoke
Pretty neat, do you speak French?
No
toxic relic
kind of bland
oblique stream
Unlike Russian
I know that Russian does
young kelp
1 is all it takes
tall glen
I mean th Beatles are no Rush
naive flicker
1 is all it takes
2
oblique stream
And that coffee is male in russian
swift crag
I know that Russian does
Russian is hard to learn as a native English speaker ._.
oblique stream
So is taxi
oblique stream
Russian is hard to learn as a native English speaker ._.
English is hard to learn as a native Russian speaker
tall glen
english is a terrible language
oblique stream
But so is Russian hard to learn for native Russian
swift crag
English is hard to learn as a native Russian speaker
It’s just like the complete opposite ends of language spectrums and rules and e.t.c.
oblique stream
Like I have 0 knowledge of what rules to use for commas and sentence structuring
swift crag
I had an easier time in school learning Japanese
heavy ivy
it's almost as if it's a melting pot of languages or something
swift crag
I was learning “I don’t know anything” and that structure hurt to learn
oblique stream
Like I know it from my heart, but my brain cant say why did I put commas where I did
swift crag
I everything know nothing would be more literal translation on how to properly say it
oblique stream
Apart from when you list something, then you always put commas
Unless its the case when you don't
swift crag
Like I know it from my heart, but my brain cant say why did I put commas where I...
Intuition go!
oblique stream
Intuition go!
Never betrayed me
swift crag
Except for that time with the birds
oblique stream
Apart from the times it did
oblique stream
Except for that time with the birds
What time with birds
swift crag
What time with birds
The birds
oblique stream
What the birds
tall glen
english is three languages in a trenchcoat about to mug you
swift crag
What?
swift crag
english is three languages in a trenchcoat about to mug you
Gimme your quesadillas!
swift crag
Hardest part about English is not to address things by gender
Wha??
tall glen
looks at Boat, "She's a real Beauty"
naive flicker
It's always a she
tall glen
I wanna learn old english
naive flicker
That's the law
swift crag
Stranger and person is he in russian
Он/Она/Они iirc are he/her/they
oblique stream
So Im used to use male pronouns when speaking to small people in my computer screen
naive flicker
"What's your rifles name?"
"Charlene"
zealous geyser
"You leave them kids alone" - Ice Cube
tall glen
Crusader, things that can kill you if you dont pay attention to them are Female Gender
swift crag
Он/Она/Они iirc are he/her/they
But I get the endings mixed up too much and I barely speak the language at all so
oblique stream
Он/Она/Они iirc are he/her/they
He/she/they
swift crag
He/she/they
Close enough
tall glen
the Ocean is also female
tall glen
as they say "the sea is a cruel mistress"
naive flicker
Crusader, things that can kill you if you dont pay attention to them are Female ...
Cars, boats, rifles, planes, trains etc
heavy ivy
looks at Boat, "She's a real Beauty"
that's more of a personification than a gendered noun? (i think that's the right term?) imo
oblique stream
So is sea
swift crag
It’s just the base word being altered sometimes to reference different things and it confuses me a tonne
tall glen
men run off to the Sea, and leave their wives
oblique stream
It’s just the base word being altered sometimes to reference different things an...
There is also it/Оно
swift crag
that's more of a personification than a gendered noun? (i think that's the right...
Imo, it’s more tradition and personification to call things like that as he/her
frosty tulip
I wouldn't be caught dead giving my boat an actual name
oblique stream
Third gender
frosty tulip
It's gotta be something ridiculous
tall glen
what about "Whiskey Business" DFT
zealous geyser
men run off to the Sea, and leave their wives
Not my dad… he ran off to do drugs
frosty tulip
what about "Whiskey Business" DFT
A backup option perhaps
swift crag
Like a nation being feminine or masculine.
I believe Australia is seen as a feminine entity more than not “She’s got beautiful landscapes” and so on
frosty tulip
I'll call it The Sinkable
frosty tulip
Like how they hyped up the titanic as unsinkable, i go the opposite
I jinx it by calling it The Sinkable, so it never sinks
swift crag
I jinx it by calling it The Sinkable, so it never sinks
I put unsinkable holes in the sinkable
wraith dust
tall glen
I was watching a fool make a boat the other day on youtube
oblique stream
Like how they hyped up the titanic as unsinkable, i go the opposite
Call it Ship DROP TABLE News;--
zealous geyser
😂🤣😂
oblique stream
So that when it sinks, all news will break
stable oar
Call it Ship DROP TABLE News;--
postgres:
swift crag
Call it Ship DROP TABLE News;--
Forever unable to be reported on as it ruins the database because no one sanitised their inputs!
tall glen
they make pontoon boats my man
thats what you use them foor
cargo shipping on small lakes like this
oblique stream
Forever unable to be reported on as it ruins the database because no one sanitis...
If it isnt reported as being sunk it never did
Mission accomplished
swift crag
If it isnt reported as being sunk it never did
Does a tree make a sound if it falls and no one’s there to witness it?
tall glen
if it falls on the bear it does
swift crag
Like that one prime minster that went missing after swimming in a pool in Australia
tall glen
I love mixed metaphors
naive flicker
Byer
young kelp
Igor didn't even wait, that upcoming raid is only like a few seconds after the first
swift crag
Igor didn't even wait, that upcoming raid is only like a few seconds after the f...
Easy just yeet them into space
zealous geyser
Fun Fact: If you have to keep yelling who you are… maybe it’s because you’re not convinced yet
swift crag
Fun Fact: If you have to keep yelling who you are… maybe it’s because you’re not...
Who am I?
unreal bane
I jinx it by calling it The Sinkable, so it never sinks
And then there's the Costa Concordia.
oblique stream
Fun Fact: If you have to keep yelling who you are… maybe it’s because you’re not...
Convinced on what
swift crag
I tackle people yes
frosty tulip
And then there's the Costa Concordia.
Oh don't worry, it'll be different this time. While it's sinking, I fake my own death and escape the ship to evade prosecution
naive flicker
Evade...
naive flicker
Tax evasion?
zealous geyser
Convinced on what
Same as last
swift crag
Oh don't worry, it'll be different this time. While it's sinking, I fake my own ...
I’d rather do that in a plane
toxic relic
ship would be easier no?
toxic relic
its easier to write off a body as uncoverable if its in the ocean
swift crag
ship would be easier no?
Cold tho
oblique stream
From the film with neo
toxic relic
harder to find
naive flicker
I will be, in the future
oblique stream
I will be, in the future
swift crag
harder to find
Planes drop from radar contact constantly plus you could just burn the plane after jumping
frosty tulip
ship would be easier no?
Damn right, I tell the rest of the crew to go save themselves, I'll heroically go down with the ship. They think I'm a hero that sacrificed my life but instead I escaped right after they left
oblique stream
true but id rather make it as tight a story as possible
Can we get a fact check on this
frosty tulip
I got my own personal life raft stashed away for just that occasion
swift crag
I got my own personal life raft stashed away for just that occasion
How you gonna get away without them seeing?
toxic relic
i dont know if its better for sure, im just thinking on my own imagination
frosty tulip
How you gonna get away without them seeing?
It'll be chaos, I'll find a way
I distract the public with fake sea-mines
Then they don't even notice my raft leaving
toxic relic
How you gonna get away without them seeing?
get the crew distressed, maybe fake a ship malfunction during a party so theyre slightly drunk, force them off the ship with the excuse of honour and nobility ["captain always stays with the ship"] then wait till theyre out of sight and fuck off
swift crag
Just give each of them a phone with movies playing on it lol
toxic relic
live in a monastery in cambodia
frosty tulip
Nah, I go back to being a sea captain but with a fake mustache
With plans to do this all again if somebody on my boat suspects something
swift crag
get the crew distressed, maybe fake a ship malfunction during a party so theyre ...
Pretty sure most people that go onto ships would realise it’s kind of a bs move
frosty tulip
I intentionally crash it into an iceberg
toxic relic
With plans to do this all again if somebody on my boat suspects something
thats fucking hilarious
i like that
top tier bit
toxic relic
Pretty sure most people that go onto ships would realise it’s kind of a bs move
probably lmao
i havent thought about this for long enough
swift crag
Why are we talking about manipulating people to fake a death?
toxic relic
for the bit
frosty tulip
Well no my backup plan actually involved intentionally crashing the boat to take out the people suspecting me
toxic relic
that sounds like a genuinely funny bit
frosty tulip
Thats beyond manipulation at that point
toxic relic
for some sketch show
frosty tulip
Genuine mass murder
swift crag
Genuine mass murder
Just a regular Tuesday
toxic relic
if you get a good enough lawyer you can get away with just a malpractice charge
unkempt cypress
What happened to the thursdoids?
frosty tulip
that sounds like a genuinely funny bit
This is when we find out that the Simpsons already did it
toxic relic
swift crag
This is when we find out that the Simpsons already did it
The Simpson already did it down to my name
How could they
frosty tulip
if you get a good enough lawyer you can get away with just a malpractice charge
I've got a guy
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/3d-saul-saul-goodman-adamghik-gif-23876766
the comb over is cinema
swift crag
who knows another guy
And he wants insurance money?
burnt kite
chatteth hath dieth
stable oar
you're not that guy pal
oblique stream
you're not that guy pal
Trust me, im the guy
burnt kite
zealous geyser
"Meet me in the moonlight, play with my loose wires
You can join the roster, you'll be my sacrifice"
"Baby, when the mood strikes, switch up your whole vibe
Turn you into a monster, I'll bring you back to life"
"I swear my fangs will leave you more than just a slight tear,
Serpente chiroptera"
bronze moat
Hi Chat!
bronze moat
https://tenor.com/view/guy-im-the-guy-spy-kids-the-guy-gif-24510920
He IS the guy
oblique stream
Hi Chat!
Hsve you heard about the steam leak
With allegedly 89 million accounts info leaked
And sold for just 5000$
brazen lantern
Thankful for 2fa
oblique stream
Thankful for 2fa
It affects mostly people with 2fa
burnt kite
huh
oblique stream
The data allegedly is sms with 2fa codes and all of the data about it
bronze moat
With allegedly 89 million accounts info leaked
don't freak. read the FULL article. Valve has said directly that it should not impact the safety of any steam account
burnt kite
tawdry salmon
Didn’t that only impact texts and doesn’t leak any other account information
bronze moat
Article linked here if mods allow:
https://www.pcgamesn.com/steam/data-breach-valve-service-provider
oblique stream
don't freak. read the FULL article. Valve has said directly that it should not...
It 100% wont
tawdry salmon
It didn’t even associate the number with the account
oblique stream
Unless you didn't finish your log in or something
tawdry salmon
meaning you’re probably fine (probably)
I mean you’d be possibly at risk for 15 minutes if you just so happened to do anything with 2fa for that time
zealous geyser
Idfc about your opinion on this... these platforms need to start paying out when they get hacked like that... do better
oblique stream
Idfc about your opinion on this... these platforms need to start paying out when...
This is not the worst leak
By a long shot
zealous geyser
I know
bronze moat
But 99.999% of steam concerns can be resolved in less than 3 minutes:
1- Log out of all devices and end all steam sessions.
2- Change your password.
3- If you want, set up 2 factor authentication. This is optional for that extra .0001% security.
oblique stream
Unlike something like an icloud leak
burnt kite
its not like anybody wants my account with 5 pence on it
oblique stream
Or your local medical clinic with your records leak
bronze moat
The data breach included text messages, so now your phone number is known to anyone who gets the data.
Also not really a hard thing to do these days. Everyone gets calls about car insurance scams regardless.
But the 15 minute codes Steam sent are all in there too. Luckily, they are all old and dead, cause they expired 15 minutes after Valve sent them to you.
lean lily
Anyone have a server invite?
oblique stream
The data breach included text messages, so now your phone number is known to any...
Phone data is the least secure thing on the internet
bronze moat
Correction: phone numbers are NOT included. sorry. Valve confirmed that NO ONE got their phone numbers hacked
tawdry salmon
all that’s really to do with the numbers is them saying “these numbers probably use steam” which isn’t a very big deal
or not
oblique stream
My f2p games account with 0$
zealous geyser
The data breach included text messages, so now your phone number is known to any...
A lot of damage can happen in 3 seconds. Now imagine 15 minutes.
bronze moat
Phone data is the least secure thing on the internet
Yeah, it's still a data breach, but all the data taken is mostly irrelevant.
Maybe for metrics and analyitics if anyone wants to know exactly WHO owns copies of Lust Goddess.
Thats about it
oblique stream
A lot of damage can happen in 3 seconds. Now imagine 15 minutes.
This data is useless
tawdry salmon
idk I’d just make a steam support ticket, they usually send special operation forces to whoever broke into my account
oblique stream
Time since hackers put in on sale and someone buys it
tawdry salmon
“the deed is done” 😭 🙏
oblique stream
Is more than 15 minutes
oblique stream
So there is almost 0 possibility of someone getting affected
bronze moat
A lot of damage can happen in 3 seconds. Now imagine 15 minutes.
But they also only send that code via text to your personal device and email. Very hard for even expert hackers to intercept that.
This is not a data breach even remotely near to the data breaches from say.... Sony....
oblique stream
Therefore 5000$
stable oar
you dont need to data breach to find who owns what games, 99% of steam profiles are public anyway
tawdry salmon
don’t talk about the Facebook leaks
zealous geyser
you dont need to data breach to find who owns what games, 99% of steam profiles ...
Proud 1%
bronze moat
Not D riding valve either. The data taken serves almost zero purpose other than figuring out what steam accounts may have activated what steam keys.
So a hacker knows what games are in your library in your private steam account. That's about the worst of the potential use
oblique stream
don’t talk about the Facebook leaks
Dont talk about apple leaks
Or any medical clinic leak
Or other government leaks
bronze moat
What about Nigerian Princes? I got a call from one last week! He has 5 million he needs to move out of country FAST
oblique stream
Or other government leaks
That are less secure than your steam account
tawdry salmon
What about Nigerian Princes? I got a call from one last week! He has 5 million...
the Nigerian price sighing next to his 500 million in cash as all his calls get declined
bronze moat
coughs in fortnite leaks
stable oar
Dont talk about apple leaks
Don't say the economy or Iraq or income inequality or racism or Brett Kavanaugh or air pollution or Vietnam or slavery or Watergate or capitalism or MeToo or homelessness or police brutality or homophobia or Monica Lewinsky or school shootings or Native American genocide or FOX News or Tim Allen or climate change.
tawdry salmon
steam is pretty much the only gaming distributor I trust, is it perfect? No. But I’d rather steam than EA or Ubisoft.
oblique stream
And gog
tawdry salmon
I still have no clue what gog is but I don’t hear any bad
forest haven
hi guys! afaik multiplayer isnt out yet for b42, but can i play with friend on local server?
oblique stream
I trust gog more than steam
bronze moat
steam is pretty much the only gaming distributor I trust, is it perfect? No. But...
It's as close to perfect as we can get in the modern world.
Gog is super respectable too. But I activate GOG games via steam lol
bronze moat
hi guys! afaik multiplayer isnt out yet for b42, but can i play with friend on l...
I think you have to do local co-op / split screen.
forest haven
I think you have to do local co-op / split screen.
split screen isnt an option, but if we are in same house and same lan, you think we can connect to each other on b42, right?
bronze moat
I still have no clue what gog is but I don’t hear any bad
Gog is a smaller version of Steam
bronze moat
split screen isnt an option, but if we are in same house and same lan, you think...
If "host" is not an option either, then no
bronze moat
And offline
Steam has offline mode
oblique stream
For your life
zealous geyser
I think you have to do local co-op / split screen.
Tried that with a ex friend... it showed him beside me the entire time yet he was 3 houses away... it's broke
oblique stream
Steam has offline mode
Means jackshit if you buy some games that require online connectivity
bronze moat
For your life
Steam also says you own your games for life. With a guarantee.
I still have Ghost In The Shell. Just no one to play with
forest haven
If "host" is not an option either, then no
didnt understand this one honestly
oblique stream
Steam also says you own your games for life. With a guarantee.
I still have Gh...
It has the ability to revoke your game license
Just doesn't use it
And promises it wont
Gog you get the installer
And game is yours
No matter what
bronze moat
It has the ability to revoke your game license
That's the game devs/owners, not Valve. So far only a few companies like Ubisoft or WB has done that.
Case in Point: Lord of the Rings War In the North. Still 100% playable online, via steam. You just can't buy the game anymore.
BUT if you find a download code, Steam will honor it. Poof, you got steam copy and can play online despite WB pulling all sales years ago
tawdry salmon
I just see steam as the gaming police, it’s the biggest platform, and polices other companies into conforming to healthy practice (like preventing use of advertisements in games) since if your game isn’t on steam, the sales will not be as good.
bronze moat
Still pissed that Friday The 13th got dudes shut down that set up private servers to keep the game alive tho....
forest haven
If "host" is not an option either, then no
can you please explain why host isnt an option? is it turned off for b42?
bronze moat
Gun Media abandoned the game, so fans set up servers.
stable oar
can you please explain why host isnt an option? is it turned off for b42?
b42 does not have multiplayer atm
oblique stream
That's the game devs/owners, not Valve. So far only a few companies like Ubisof...
The fact that your steam game can get revoked essentially meaningless to average joe
But still a thing
Oh wait
forest haven
b42 does not have multiplayer atm
i know, but what about local lan server? same?
oblique stream
I just see steam as the gaming police, it’s the biggest platform, and polices ot...
Ur name is literally average joe
tawdry salmon
one and only
oblique stream
Didn't notice that
tawdry salmon
the most averagest of em all
stable oar
do people think that lan is not multiplayer?
bronze moat
The fact that your steam game can get revoked essentially meaningless to average...
Almost no games on steam actually get "revoked". Using F13 as an example it's still playable single player. But the game studio shut off all servers, then sued the shit out of the fans who made their own servers.
No one, not even Gog could stop that
burnt kite
your door privileges are now revoked
bronze moat
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex is another one. Nianic, famous for scam games, pulled the plug after a few million in game sales.
Game servers shut down.
Now if you want to play, you have to hack your own server and host it.
tawdry salmon
The fact that your steam game can get revoked essentially meaningless to average...
yah but look at pretty much every big corporation, they all have equal if not way worse policies cough nintendo
oblique stream
Almost no games on steam actually get "revoked". Using F13 as an example it's s...
Anyway, I trust steam's almost never and gog never revokeness of games, than any other seller
Like Ewpic
Or sony
burnt kite
i only had epic for the free games
tawdry salmon
Nintendo is becoming the supervillain of gaming at this rate
burnt kite
i only had epic for the free games
which suck now
oblique stream
i only had epic for the free games
I wish epic was sued for that
Since it did that just to try and take portion of steam usera
Problem that their launcher sucks
bronze moat
Anyway, I trust steam's almost never and gog never revokeness of games, than any...
try finding a copy of F13 on gog. It's "revoked" there too. Not arguing, just pointing out that both GOG and Steam are basically one in the same with ethics and practices.
Both good companies. They care about gaming and gamers
burnt kite
Since it did that just to try and take portion of steam usera
too bad i have both
tawdry salmon
90 some dollar physical games that are just keys to get it online is some Disney villain level work
bronze moat
I wish epic was sued for that
Epic was sued for gathering personal, private data on tens of thousands of children under the age of 13. They settled out of court for millions and millions of dollars.
No one really cared in the end, cause game fun
oblique stream
And no devs want to tank that revenue loss just so that their game may get some traffic
oblique stream
Epic was sued for gathering personal, private data on tens of thousands of child...
Roblox
bronze moat
Roblox<:frog:941116125272477726>
Yeah. we won't talk about that in this chat
tawdry salmon
burnt kite
Roblox<:frog:941116125272477726>
its free
tawdry salmon
idk steam hasn’t wronged me for 8 some years so I don’t plan to switch anytime soon
oblique stream
Or you pay with something other than money
oblique stream
idk steam hasn’t wronged me for 8 some years so I don’t plan to switch anytime s...
A bit worried about grandpa Gabe dying
What will happen to steam after that
lyric galleon
oh this is a nice topic
bronze moat
idk steam hasn’t wronged me for 8 some years so I don’t plan to switch anytime s...
Yeah steam and GOG are good sites. I just use steam cause I hate having multiple sources for the same stuff
tawdry salmon
yall know that Amazon tried to make a gaming distribution platform that was gonna rival steam, then it completely failed.
oblique stream
yall know that Amazon tried to make a gaming distribution platform that was gonn...
And tanked zomboid
lyric galleon
the only concern for steam is whether or not it would go public or have a change of leadership
oblique stream
Since it costed quite the money for tis
bronze moat
A bit worried about grandpa Gabe dying
His family most likely. They are all on board and of like mind. Don't worry about Gabe and his legacy
oblique stream
And we lost all of old project zomboid builda
tawdry salmon
the only concern for steam is whether or not it would go public or have a change...
I’m trusting he has someone who he plans to take over that he trusts, whether family or occupational
oblique stream
Since links are now dead
lyric galleon
any company which focuses on entertainment that goes public usually goes under scrutiny because of the change in management
oblique stream
His family most likely. They are all on board and of like mind. Don't worry ab...
World would likely be dead before this becomes a problem
tawdry salmon
Steam going public on the market is the end of an era
oblique stream
And maybe the steam os would be released by that point
oblique stream
Cant wait for steam os so be on Linux
bronze moat
World would likely be dead before this becomes a problem
Gabe worried people when he said he would die before age 75.
BUT... Gabe himself is like crazy high ethics kind of dude. Keanu Reeves level, just for gamers.
So he won't sell to Microsoft or EA or anyone else. He'd probably make a video flipping them off and saying "F you" as an epitaph.
Instead he will pass Valve on to someone he knows personally and KNOWS will keep his ideals, ethics, practices, and sales going.
That means at least another 30+ years of Steam not going anywhere
lyric galleon
my minds on fritz cause i didnt get to sleep properly from modding skyrim
tawdry salmon
Gabe worried people when he said he would die before age 75.
BUT... Gabe himsel...
season sales alone got me loving steam
lyric galleon
Gabens mo is service first, profit follows
tawdry salmon
Fym ur having CONSISTENT mass sales multiple times a year around the same time???
lyric galleon
provide a good service and youll have consistent profit
bronze moat
stares in skyrim modding Poop sounds from my orc boyfriend pooping in background
oblique stream
provide a good service and youll have consistent profit
Dont shoot yourself in the foot
tawdry salmon
Gabens mo is service first, profit follows
Well, happy customers mean more buyers
tawdry salmon
*stares in skyrim modding* Poop sounds from my orc boyfriend pooping in backgro...
I forgot what vanilla Skyrim is
it’s either modded or nothing
oblique stream
How hard can that be
tawdry salmon
by modded I mean a whole new game mod level
unreal bane
How many gun mods are there for Skyrim again.....
bronze moat
Vanilla skyrim just FIXED does not feel like vanilla skyrim. 70,000+ bugs, glitches and broken/missing content restored via mods makes the game FEEL and look different
lyric galleon
did you see the star wars overhaul mod for starfield?
real ones use the fuckass old ak mod for skyrim that uses arrows
tawdry salmon
real ones use the fuckass old ak mod for skyrim that uses arrows
nah sword arrow mod
bronze moat
currently editing 3663283 Fallout 4 records while typing in chat 😛
bronze moat
Sim settlements 2 final AIO chapter dropped so I re did my mod list for a new game.
coral shuttle
tawdry salmon
Sim settlements 2 final AIO chapter dropped so I re did my mod list for a new ga...
It’s so peak
better than the mid main story
bronze moat
SS2 is waaaaaay different than SS1.
surreal monolith
how does one game on a laptop comfortably. Ive had my laptop for a year but dont really understand the ergonomics
serious question
tawdry salmon
SS2 is waaaaaay different than SS1.
1 didn’t even have a story 😭 🙏
bronze moat
yeah, endless campaign style events. Perfect for my 4,000+ hour habit for games like this
lyric galleon
whats sim settlements?
bronze moat
I also have Fusion City and it's 4 related stories. So all in all about 3,000 hours og game play
tawdry salmon
they got voice acting, in-depth characters, complex settlement systems, quests, it’s so peak 
bronze moat
whats sim settlements?
Short form: You just drop off supplies and your settlers build up your settlements for you while you are away.
Pick a blue print like "castle fort" or "red rocket diner" and your NPC's build it for you
bronze moat
This is Sheffield at my sherrif office in Sanctuary. I made him Sherrif and gave him a cool pompador wig
Sherrif office built in just a day after dropping off the concrete and metal.
lyric galleon
nice shirt number
bronze moat
It's called "fallout 69" on my stream for a reason
Was working on an Arcade for a follower named Pumpkin before my re-vamp. Gotta play mario kart!
hushed dome
heeeeeeey. anyone familiar with this mod? https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2814253005
i've got both Big Fridge 1/2 and Big Fridge 2/2 in my inventory but for some unknown reason it won't let me build it 
box just shows up red
hidden spruce
glad panther
box just shows up red
Try drop one on Ground,Try again
Also Are you Sure you have requirement?
(Like,Certain furniture Require hammer,Screwdriver,etc...)
young kelp
box just shows up red
are the parts near you or is it in your inventory?
burnt kite
i want to do a neolithic rimworld run
last spoke
The Helldivers think I'm funny :3
burnt kite
that is indeed, a very funny sentence
oblique stream
That is a relatively mild sentence
That requires knowledge of the subject to be funny
young kelp
last spoke
That requires knowledge of the subject to be funny
The railgun in Helldivers 2 has two fire modes
Safe and Unsafe
Safe mode charges up to the point it can fire and holds that charge until you let go and fire the weapon
Unsafe mode lets you keep charging to do more damage
Though uhh
Don't hold it too long, the capacitors can only hold so much charge
oblique stream
Don't hold it too long, the capacitors can only hold so much charge
Id give a C to your sentence
Seen funnier from you
last spoke
The target audience was amused
I still cannot believe people are calling this a fucking filler MO
Like motherfucker that is an invasion strength of EIGHT HUNDRED
The biggest we have ever seen prior was EIGHTY
THAT'S AN ENTIRE ADDITIONAL ZERO
burnt kite
thats a lotta aliens
last spoke
Widow's harbour will fall in only a few minutes, we've only taken about 60 points off of their invasion force
If that rate keeps up, by the time they get to Super Earth, they'll be at roughly 560
SEAF need to get something big going
oblique stream
If that rate keeps up, by the time they get to Super Earth, they'll be at roughl...
What will happen if helldivers loose
burnt kite
and give them to people
last spoke
What will happen if helldivers loose
oblique stream
Will devs stop supporting the game if helldivers lose
burnt kite
theyll probably do a wipe
last spoke
In HD 1 it was fresh wipe load into customs
But wipes in that game capped at 2 weeks and usually resolved in only 1
My guess is we fall back to somewhere in the bottom left sector of the galaxy and Mary Sue up some kinda super weapon to take it back
The tutorial area has been moved you may notice
dire perch
I have been playing for a while and still can't survive past a week
last spoke
I have been playing for a while and still can't survive past a week
🟣What's been doing you in?
oblique stream
The tutorial area has been moved you may notice
I may not
Since I not play the game
dire perch
🟣What's been doing you in?
playing the game
oblique stream
I may lack required components to justify the hassle of playing helldrivers 2
last spoke
playing the game
🟣You could be more specific
last spoke
I may lack required components to justify the hassle of playing helldrivers 2
A SteamDeck can run it
Quite well from what I've heard
oblique stream
Quite well from what I've heard
I may be from the lost super earth region
That was overrun by aliens
So I didn't get the ability to play it
frozen ember
someone should like
totally accidentally press the gift button for helldivers and send it to me
😏
toxic relic
do people forget that helldivers is a parody
odd stream
Yes
odd stream
just like people forget/ignore that WH40K is meant to satirical
burnt kite
you arent meant to want to be a diver
who wouldnt want to marinate in a freezer for a decade, just to die 7 hours after being reheated
toxic relic
toxic relic
isnt that cheese
odd stream
no
ocean breach
gonna get worse with people using AI to source "facts"
this robot said that i can eat forks so why when i eat forks you send me to the hospital im gonna sue
burnt kite
gonna get worse with people using AI to source "facts"
all ai facts are just hallucinations
toxic relic
cheese has the worst texture
odd stream
someone asked AI how to make a good pizza
odd stream
and it replied with Glue
last spoke
do people forget that helldivers is a parody
Helldivers is for people that found starship troopers too subtle
odd stream
XD
toxic relic
wide plaza
frozen ember
or critical thinking
you must be living the good life then
cuz some people use it as an esacpe lol
i mean what would be more interesting, getting shot down by a cool ass sci-fi cannon onto a planet where your free to kill anything?
or
be stuck in some office cubicle working 9-5 Seven days a week with little to no change in ur life
last spoke
The Helldivers community is actually really good at keeping the people it's trying to satirise out of its ranks which is nice
frozen ember
checkmate atheists 🔏
toxic relic
i mean what would be more interesting, getting shot down by a cool ass sci-fi ca...
i enjoy escapism
burnt kite
checkmate atheists 🔏
what even is the point of this emoji
toxic relic
this isnt escapism
burnt kite
why is it a default emoji
odd stream
thats why you failed Helldiver ed
toxic relic
i play no mans sky for escapism
burnt kite
there are aliens and shit but all i think of is the lore
turn off your brain, let the spinal cord do the thing
odd stream
too much thinking 😔
toxic relic
turn off your brain, let the spinal cord do the thing
i cant dude
burnt kite
fair
last spoke
That's why my next Warbond is gonna be Truth Enforcers
Need me that
| FREE OF THOUGHT
nameplate
toxic relic
even when im high im still thinking about this shit
odd stream
during lvl10s, there is no time to think
toxic relic
odd stream
i got an egg to bring back to my Eagle
burnt kite
i play no mans sky for escapism
didnt they almost recently update it?
odd stream
https://tenor.com/view/the-office-dwight-schrute-reference-i-dont-understand-gif...
lvl 10s - hardest difficulty currently
last spoke
Need me that
| FREE OF THOUGHT
nameplate
I am currently
Scarf & Co. | SUPER PEDESTRIAN
odd stream
dawww
burnt kite
maybe i should play it again
last spoke
I'm primarily a Bot Diver, but like, the Squids are a more pressing issue right now
odd stream
i go where am needed (aka where my friend takes me, am just the support gunner)
burnt kite
if regular cars in hd are super cars, then what are our current supercars? super supercars?
odd stream
Contra + Medium MG (or railgun if bots) and supply backpack my beloved
burnt kite
if regular cars in hd are super cars, then what are our current supercars? super...
what is super, and what isnt?
last spoke
When the squids attacked 2 days ago, we did fucken 5 back to back Super Helldives
odd stream
nicuuuu
last spoke
Shit was arduous
odd stream
my first objective with the newest patch is to get the Constitution to lvl 25
before any other weapon xD
last spoke
Based tbh
odd stream
i thought, i had to get kills with it to get XP
last spoke
Nah, just Mission XP
I'm tryna grind my Liberator Penetrator to lvl 22 for the Angled laser grip
Currently using the regular angled
Full Ergonomics build
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so i ran into squids with just the Constitution, Eagle strafe + airstrike and Orbital Gatling + the burst similar to cluster bombs
it was an experience xD
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Liberator Penetrator + Senator + Frags
Street Scout armour
Railgun, Rover (Currently grinding medals to unlock Dogs Breath), Whichever sentry or emplacement feels most applicable, and Whichever Eagle I'm in the mood for
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I borrowed a friend's Dogs breath and oh my god it trivialised the Blobs
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havent used it yet though, after they fixed the spread
why the heck did it have spread in the first place >.<
burnt kite
loyalty card should accumulate 10 chips every hand until sold