#general_chat
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i was born yesterday
No stomach ulcers?
true
Nah, I have GERD, or Gurd, I don't know how it's spelled.
gerd, i have it as well
That's the one. No more spicy food 😦
i have a pet tapeworm who is very hungry :3
would someone be able to help me with my game crashing? new player and ive gone through all my usual fixes for game crashes, i put a thing in the tech support with a crash log
I don't think those are pets. But hey, what do I know. 
did you try turning it off and back on again
You're on 42 unstable I assume?
whatever comes installed on the game
ya
oh. sorry. cant help you there
understandable
Which version of the game are you using Koneko
where do you see the version
Just make sure they're a real surgeon, and not an automotive mechanic. 😏
i presume its the 42.7 unstable cuz it doesnt have an update
Look at the bottom right of your screen
i searched what you can and cant transplant, out of curisoity. there were a LOT of interesting things
cough cough
ah right
When you are on the game page it also says "version in use" on it
Or actually it says, "selected version"
You sound like you're signing up. lol
That's Build 41.
Okay so that's not the 42 unstable, so that isn't the issue. Have you played it successfully before? Without crashing?
once for like 30 minutes a year or so ago and i dont remember it crashing
It could be your hardware, software, or both tbh
Have you made sure you meet min requirements?
well crash log says its a running out of memory issue, i have 16 gigs so i dunno where thats comin from
yeah i well exceed it
no amd either
Do you have a lot of mods installed?
nope fresh install of the game
It sounds like they haven't even played it to try mods lol
havent touched any files other than verifying theyre all there
i did make a thing there too, just figured it wouldnt hurt to mention it here
Yeah, sorry couldn't help. That sounds confusing to me.
I only solo RP on PZ. So I am the least helpful person in existence.
Same
oh well, at least you tried to help lol
I hope you get some help though 🙂 I am sure some one else knows
uh
its probably limited by default to 3 gb
See, clown is smart. 😄
your kidding
why does the game that has an 8 gig memory minimum have a limited ram usage of 3 gigs default
Where's Omar (Omar)?
https://wiki.indifferentbroccoli.com/ProjectZomboid/AllocateRam
either way, observe
If you're running a lot of mods and want a smoother experience, you can optimize your own computer to have more ram.
It might be your default, not the games you know?
Moving
oh, true
someone post the Crab underwater pipe gif. YOU KNOW THE ONE
youre probably on 41
also, i lied
They are Ben, they got that figured out
its 4 gigs
i am
They are on 41
All together now
no you were actually right first, "-Xmx3072m",
erm thats what i said 🤓
Has anyone ever done anything with Sum 41? That seems like a fruitful area for puns and jokes.
alright lets see if that worked
Investigate the Knox event. Knox event was perpetrated by people within our own goverment.
While holding back Ben...
Look at that technique. Turns the foot to the side, and back for leverage, and then releases with perfect side arm pivot.
i do not think it changed a thing
how much did you set
I did Knox see that coming
Oh yes, the Halk. A superhero.
Tank you
well i mean, its not full crashing instantly, its just whited out now which is different. i set 8192
whats your mod collection
no mods
They have no mods
huh
It's a fresh game
THe only thing I could think of is an issue with Koneko's PC or laptop software or hardware, but they said it is well over reqs
i7 3700k 2060 and 16 gigs running on an ssd
You will probably get more help in the tech support area, when some one comes in and replies 🙂
lemme try bumping the ram down to like 6k or so
to be fair i have only tried the tutorial
This is going to be stupid, but why don't you try downloading 42 and seeing if it works? xD Just to see
Worth a shot, not a huge download lol
Yeah ash, they did
Did you modify any files
Is anyone investigating Knox event?
the what
other than memory allowed no
Nope, not me.
Knox knox.
i am the one who knox
Who is it?
M'dam
Verify integrity of files on steam
5k memory did not work either, same result
Launch again then boot
already did that, theyre all good
try 69420
Did you revert your changes?
Nice
So it goes back to vanilla memory allocation?
No
Do you have an ARM processor ? Mac?
Did you revert the changes you made
intel i7 3700k
oh no, i did not
Are the memory allocations back to vanilla settings in the INI
Because I’m wondering if your crashing due to the increase
Ben.
it was crashing on vanilla settings too
I see
in a slightly different way
Then that doesn’t need to be checked
lemme check the crash log
whats your vision score
new word unlocked
hai chat!
what i miss
Question
it was just generating stuff then stopped
If it makes you feel any better, I have one near sighted eye and one far seighted eye. 😄
i love terraria
This sounds stupid but
tactical blinking
Are your drivers and windows up to date?
Lmao
my drivers pry aint but the new ones on nvidia break my computer
I had a issue with build 42 once and one of my drivers and windows update was borked
windows is
Koneko is on build 41
isnt that just called morse code? -w-
I was forced to update
im on a 7800xt and it works fine
So likely this is a local issue tbh
But also a game issue
It’s likely maybe a driver
Maybe Java
Maybe something else
you can roll back drivers anyways
No but it uses it I think
Javascript
my java might be super super out of date
It’s lua based
Hey all
welp shit
i might be in the perfect shit storm for not being able to play this game
Time to sell whatever you're using and get one that specifically works for PZ 😄
It has Java in the background. It it isn’t like
idk if it would interact at all but i have some lua mod loader for my balatro
At this point, I'd say @bright basalt should try a PZ uninstall and reinstall, since you were still at the tutorial.
The main boy
is you game on SDD or HD and what operating system do you use?
Yeah, try getting 42 and see what happens. Just as a hell marry
But I’m just thinking
It’s likely a local issue
That’s conflicting with the games requirements in the back end
yall wanna hear something silly?
I'm a recruiter and I set appointments to do phone screens with candidates
At least once per day I have a candidate get annoyed / upset with me because I call them on their cell phone number (that I asked them for and they provided to me) instead of having like a zoom call with them.
Given what I’m seeing in your logs
Hire me, I'll do it 😄
could it be that modloader?
lol. if you are serious you can dm me your resume. we are a small staffing agency and don't have a ton of roles open rn.
You have no mods to load, so that seems so weird to me. But I am also a rock from the bottom of the ocean
can you do a task manager background process check when you run PZ and see how much ram it takes running on your PC, at least a general value
mod loader for a different game that uses lua i meant
What kind of stuff? Is it all remote? I dropped out of highschool and sold marijuana for a long time, then I did manual labor, now I can't travel and I have to do remote work 😄 Promising now?
also pre me changing the memory limit it wouldnt get above 1.6k before crashing, i didnt check after and im installing v42 rn so ill check then
every remote position I have available rn requires at least a bachelors degree 😦
I can get that, you watch ;O
Can I get commission if they get hired?
i mean on your task manager, how much percent does PZ take when running for memory
Well, not all
lol I wasn't seeking applicants with my comment I was just lamenting about how silly it is that people get upset when I call them on their phone.
Oh wait
oh, normally just through background shit im at around 35-40% and then when i run pz it gets about to 50%
lol no, just ones that I'm able to staff at the moment.
hai slappy
You mean to tell me my thurough resume isn't being considered? Didn't you see the part where I dropped out and sold marijuana? That's valuable experience.
hi!
how ish uus
Lmfaooooo
I just want the commission if someone get hired for something. 🤣
lol sorry its not a flexible requirement
Well I am flexible. I can put at least one leg over my head. Does that help me any?
You've obviously never worked on your rubber guard OD ;O
any jump in spikes that goes above 75%, even if its only a few seconds?
nope completely flat
lol I can ask my boss if she's interested in some 100% commission based recruiters
we need more business development then recruiters rn.
I don't even want to know what a rubber guard is. lol
pretty good. you?
ill have to check again when memory usage is less limited
Google it
its so humid out
it was really muggy out when I walked the dogs
did you get mugged?
lol no
also CPU usage isn't insane right?
No there was a bunch of non magical people around them
it goes up to a 100% consistently but thats pretty normal for my computer
but I was hella distracted by this tall chiseled black guy playing soccer, so i was muggable.
not even attracted to dudes but he was just so muscular
You don't need an excuse, be you.
Can confirm: No I have not worked on my rubber guard. Nor will ever need to. LOL
i see
i always find it interesting seeing these ultra muscular people playing soccer... I feel like there's a threshold where it becomes disadvantageous
Oh come on 😦 Try it
ciao all
You were going to say military about what lmao
and remember Keep your stick on the ice
To join
You lost me xD Did I miss something?
try the Alternate launch option through steam
Noooo we were talking about weeerkk
haiii
the american military is desperate rn
As a suggestion for new career
okay
Oh lmao. I can't join the military because I am disabled 😛
I’m debating joining the military or become a firefighter
Take fire fighter...
btw dropping out of hs to sell weed is so real and totally not also what i did LMAO
I’d have to remove my face tattoos and get a waiver for being trans once the ban ( if it gets unlifted ) is over, and also a waiver for therapy I had as a kid
firefighter is an excellent job
but like... full of obvious hazards
the military is horrible and I would only look at it as a last option.
Listen, sometimes when you grow up in the age of No Child Left Behind, and they push you through grades just to get funding for your school, and they don't understand autism so they stick you in a room and treat you like a burden, you do what you have to do.
A lot of my friends are vets so they kinda have convinced me to enlist at least once
what trans ban wait what?
oh on the military
dude omfg you might just be me LMFAO
High five hommie 😄
hell yeah
If you have diagnosed gender dysphoria and ballls deep into your transition (in my case I’ve been out for 13 years) you can’t join presently with the current ban in the United States
if you are age 16 to 24 and located in the united states and unsure what you want to do with your life... you can look into the job corps.
yeah i know also a transfem, i just didnt realize you meant military
I am sadly 25
thats when you have to look online to act as your parents and guide you or what we did
I’m thinking marines or army
Currently I am working to get my GED, so that I can go to a trait school for data entry and things like that. Plenty of remote jobs in that area.
ha thats what i did and i got groomed by a 20 year old
on build 42.7 exact same crash
not on alternate launch
that's good. more education is almost always good. barring not in demand college degrees.
When I was in school, online was kind of newish. Not a lot of things to help.
yes, get your ged. got mine last week actually
Amen, literally never wasting money on college because all I would do is go to philosophy classes and think I am smart, then get out after a few years with debt lol
i mean for self teaching or learning but its not 100% safe, I hope you are stronger now
Yo, that's legit! Congrats fr
look into doing an apprentinceship for like mechanics or something like that, shit pay for a year but then you make more money than people with bachelors
if I were forced to join the american military i would aim for in this order: airforce > navy > coast guard.
i am i just thought it was funny LOL
OH MY GOD ALTERNATE START WORKED
You can't really do remote mechanics, or things like that. I want to get a job remotely because I can't do things like drive, and be in groups.
did you recently switch from b41 to 42?
Data entry is the end goal, super straight forward, not too complex, tons of available jobs.
And it's remote
i was reccomended to try build 42 as a last resort, it did work with the alternate launch and im gonna try build 41 on alternate launch as well
people always go "haha chair force" but when you need air support, you need it
have to compete with the world rn for that remote job
Oh shit, I missed that lmao. I am glad that switching actually ended up working xD
chair force goes hard i dont care what anyone says
That can be said for literally every other job lol
troops are lame i wanna see planes that can obliterate shit
I wouldn't say "no, never." to college. especially if you get a job with tuition reimbursement (TR). TR can cover most of the cost of WGU, which in my research is the cheapest path to a 4 year degree in the states for most people. if you are really driven and motivated, you can finish a 4 year degree in 6 months.
@worn silo do you want a study buddy for GED?
That wasn't a statement for everyone, that was more like I know I would do that lol
Abso-fucking-lutely. I am having a doozy with math :/
I’m actually studying for mine as well and got a book I’m using I could share
I could also maybe find a pdf online for free
Do you have to pay for your tests like I do in my state? I can't even do the practice without paying :/
focus on functions and graphing theres a lot of that on the test, most of the questions i got were that
Yes
The official test cost money
If your disabled tho
Talk to your social worker
i had to pay fucking 46 dollars for 4 tests and then also 10 dollars for each 4 practices
Yeah it's like... Go green or something like that?
motivation?
i'm not an advanced math person at all but I can definitely help you with high school math... feel free to dm me whenever
question can someone that is playing on the alternate launch on the same version play multiplayer with someone who is on the standard launch?
hmmm... I think so?
if its the same build it should be possible
They don't have that in my state, and I don't have a social worker. I just got my SSI through the courts, and no one ever checks on me -shrug- I am just kind of trying to get better on my own, and find work on my own :/
well ig we'll find out eventually
how many appeals did you have to do?
Well I could at the very least have you prepped for the test and study with you as I’m equally as fucked with maths
It took two years, but I was assigned a lawyer to handle that so I am not sure. They tried to keep me out of it so I didn't get stressed, which I am greatful for.
that's cool. i got a crazy sister in law who has been going through the process for like 5 years.
unfortunately she's too crazy and keeps ghosting her lawyer / social worker and other problems
It's a hard process. My grandfather had a stroke and couldn't walk or talk and it also took him two years. It's a gross system
as long as youre on the same build it should be fine, that is just alternative launch for your game i think it launches the bat or something like that
that must have been difficult for your family 😦
theres a cmd prompt thingy that gets pulled up
i took one look at my states steps to get qualified for disability and was like maybe im not that disabled (i am very very disabled)
@bright basalt if it still gives you issues, I would try going to the C:/Users/YOUR_USERNAME/Zomboid folder and delete all files EXCEPT SAVES FOLDER then trying running or verifying files.
Yeah man, particularly my grandma who was a nurse at the time in a birthing center. She had to take care of him with little money and time. She is a fucking saint.
i will keep that in mind
so far it seems to be working
Grats Koneko, happy it worked eventually
I am going to take credit even know I didn't actually help 😄
you helped pass the time while i was waiting for a million things to either load or download on my pos computer
so yes thank you for your help :)
Lmao, hell yeah.
build 41 also works
@worn silo have you ever tried Aleks Math, Khan Academy or other math teaching apps/sites, I believe they have a section for GED that can help and course you
have you looked into getting a social worker or someone to help you get a job as a disabled person? there are government employees that do that, and government incentives for employers to hire disabled people. having a 100% remote requirement probably hinders that a little bit, but if its something you were interested in, its worth trying.
I've never heard of this. But now I have at least three study buddies so I think I might be okay now xD
@candid patio i have never looked so homeless in dayz in my life
I have kind of a game plan, but if it fails I wouldn't be above trying that. Right now it's get my GED, then go to a school for learning data entry, then attempt to get a job.
does the regular launch not work for your computers?
besides the shoes and the hat this is peak 1920s hobo... grab a stick and a sheet and make a knapsack and you are good to go
Coming from someone who’s been in IT the past few years , so something else
deal
Data entry is about to be replaced with AI for the most part
Don't kill my dream .-.
nope does not
If you want remote work try looking for things that have a less chance being replaced with AI
payed thousands of dollars for college and as soon as I take took math classes they said you will be using Aleks math and other programs to teach us instead
@candid patio check out the new jays
sees bio
let my friends go
They make good money depending the company and scale
Cool Smooth Man? I already am a CSM ;O
fits the outfit better for sure
Customer service manager
im not even trying
You work with clients for a SaaS company
it just looks homeless
Oh okay, well I am not that lol.
And you manage and negotiate things
Sass
I have no real ties to data entry, if I can do something like that I would do that as well. As long as I don't have to engage with people often I am good
eh?
everyone is doing data security
id do sata security looking from thr outside
And find something under that umbrella
Less likely to be replaced with AI
But if I’m honest with you
is cybersecurity the same as data security or nah
Yeah I am open to whatever, the first step is GED though, because no one wants to hire a high school drop out.
There’s no avoiding that
security or something like a sys admin would be your best bet. data entry person is not really a thing in the modern job market
its a- nvm
I went into IT thinking I’d be doing my own thing
But it’s more communication than anything
There is always some element of human communication, yeah for sure. I just want to find something I can do remotely. I can learn you know?
you see, ghoti is a father of 13 fishes, you have his fishes, he demands them back
Data entry maybe not much but that’s literally getting replaced with AI as we speak
wait computer nerds have to.... talk to others?
I thought they were allergic to human interaction
Cyber is your best bet
if you get specialized enough at a big company you just do tickets and don't really have to talk to people and when you do, you can be a surly asshole because its difficult to replace you 😛
For me it's not really like.. computer nerd thing, it's just exhausting to have to mask constantly. I would like a job where I wouldn't have to do that just to get by.
they usually are, except linux users
Especially for those company running ancient systems
That refuse to change lmfao
hi dairy!
the lowly front line ones have to talk to lots of people
the higher up you get the fewer people you have to talk to
and its mostly other nerds.
SPORK
For me I’m kinda tired of desk work
https://gamerant.com/steam-data-breach-details-may-2025/ this is a problem.
I want a job that keeps me active
So I’m thinking mechanic or construction maybe
Until I figure shit out
2FA and you should be fine...... apparently
every single one of you missed my closeted internet edork joke, shame
my steam account asks for a code to access.
i dont understand why people think tech geeks dont talk to others
these are good fields that can't be outsourced by ai
its a weird stereotype
feeling down can you send me a cute picture of the code pwetty pwease?
It might have been me bringing up that I want as little human contact as possible, combined with a tech job lol
I feel ash would do thay on the job
ah
Mechanic might be a good job, especially since a lot of the newer cars have built in computers now, you just need to know your way around a car
i love auto mechanics!
trading volatile tech stocks would reduce the need for human interaction, esecially if you follow that broker company's procedure
Hmmmm ;O
vehicles will change over time but they will always need physical hands on maintenance.
heres a good and a bad about that, whats good about the new cars being all electrical is that its easier to work on, the bad is that everything might be programmable, letting workers just use ai instead of humans
so in the future, auto mechanics may not be needed
What's a car?
i think its the name of a internet cartoon cat meme or something
Oh that's cool I guess. Good job 😄
unless we reach a dystopian moment where right to repair doesnt exist, automechanics will always have a job
cars are important and complex
hai riley!
hey floof :)
:3

eep!
a robot that can open the hood, remove some parts to access the part that needs servicing, service said part, and put it all back together sounds REALLY far off
read what i said again -w-
i said in the future if stuff is just programming
i programmed you to say that
oh no
you can't really program a screw to keep itself tight
electric motors / vehicles are significantly lower maintenance but they still require maintenance.
I'm really struggling to picture a vehicle that is 100% electronically maintable.
I sent you a friend request Koneko 🙂
im sorry i dont make friends on discord cuz ive had super super bad experiences, i like to keep it in servers :)
That's fine for me, I equally don't make friends, but not for lack of trying lol
honestly, fair 😂
flintstones car powered by electrolytes that make your legs keep moving
that big stone rolling "wheel" / axel will break at some point
the canopy could rip
But it's such a big wheel D:
bigger = more likely to break
flinstones car? sounds like my 98 camry
now that's a car that won't need maintenance 😉
Yeah right, look at the unsinkable Titanic. That shit was huge, and it did great.
then we would need a mason or stone worker not a mechanic
I am full of soup and happy
it needs more maintenance than the hindenbourg needed after it crashed
hydrate everyone
you are describing the difference between michellin (a company that makes tires) and a technician who installs the tires.
Hydrake. Become a fan of the Raptors while also drinking water.
you can find round wheel like stones formations in the wild though
jadod!
Wsg
The Devil is not welcome here
Nah I want it to be a surprise
Did you just call me the devil?
i am just making sure that the devil is not one of their guests so no
yo does anyone wanna watch me stream pz
gonna be playing all day
its 5:41 not stopping until I die
i do not. but i am willing to boost your view count in the background.
Best mod to add more guns to zomboid
Lf good guns not like britas op like drops every 2 second but good guns


nice frog
awesome
its subjective, Warsaw Pact Gun lovers and NATO Gun Lovers versus Asian produced Gun mods are debated. But maybe guns of 93 since its set in the nineties.
Hello?
No comment at this time
ur ridiculous
No YOU are
nu uh
Yuh huh
im zerol
More like zero
but do u have alms for me
Only balms actually
the chat is dead, yet I survive
squirrel
How can the chat be dead when we're having a riveting conversation about balms
squirrel in my pants
Simp
He would not
Idc about the time or lore I care about pew pew and cool shit
I turned on a TV and saw people in it. Is that normal?
MY MIGHTY STEED
i thought they were suppose to assemble the pixels by hand inside the screen
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/593110/view/533224478739530145 good thing steam official announcement proves that the data breach didn't happen.
spicy buffalo chicken sammich with pickle and cole slaw, and some fried potato and sweet tea
squirrels don't eat that
southern squirrels do
is the only way to play with friends is to host a server?
damn is it one you have to buy from like a site or only when i open the world?
telepathic link
ah ok
you can host a server easily it just wont be a dedicated one
i dont haev friends so hence the question
Dunno where to adress this, but a secret recepie (to use plates as a grindstone), you only get when you have cooking lvl x would be cool.
All PZ players are fren tho.
Find peeps to play. Then play
I liked plat better
tried they all leave after first day or play stn else
whats the obsession with live action, i swear like all the movies that came out recently adapting animation to live action didnt need to be made
I’m happy it’s getting attention, I wanted new stitch merch
recycling ideas is safer (cheap) than gambling with new ideas/IP
Did you see that the same group who bullied the live action sonic movie director bullied Disney into changing how scary stitch originally looked 🤣
This is probably very true for Disney. Wish was not as big of a hit as I was expecting. Same for Raya.
its the year of mostly Disney flops
I was actually shocked Moana got a sequel so fast
And frozen got so many
Frozen 3 is coming out in 2027
Tried and true formula
Money good
Live Action Bugs Life
But lilo and stitch is great, recently rewatched the original
Do you ever wonder if disneys goal is to just eventually replace all of Florida?
didn't they make a new spin off where Stitch is given to another family now?
I hope songs on the new one are just as nice
Isnt that the anime
maybe idk
Iam Tongi redid Hawaiian rollercoaster; I love it
(I actually dunno)
Plus bringing back some of the OG’s made me happy
Nostalgia tripping goes hard
Not necessarily nostalgia, more so happy we keep hawai’i, hawai’i. Mark is a legend
I am ate sandwich
the bread was a bit of a sogfest, but the overall taste was good
herro cambrie
Hi
lilo and stitch was peak road trip movie
mmm nostalgia
anyone want some spicy chimken
gib
Yes
gibs
am hongery
I didnt fry potatos
I member I have somechips
Yes
Buffalo chicken Mac and cheese
Are they real
u sayin a buffalo chiken made this mac and cheese
a horse drew this carriage?
wdym
I am Rich
even babies nowadays has ipads on their seat
in enemies
Who tf had that at the time lilo and stitch was released
and he bebe
Enough to be a road trip movie
he bebe mrshark
mr shark is a baby shark
he wasnt even born when lilo and stitch came out
😔
Cocomelon is a household name now and Lilo and Stitch isn't any more
i love that pfp
Theres also miss rachel
ms rachel is better than cocomelon
I only know her because my niece does
Hence the rise of a remake.
I’m all for this one though. Do Aristocats next!
but I don't think it had the same impact with the new generation
For real. It's sickening
You mistake the power of millennial parents
I personally am not here for the lilo & stitch remake
I don’t like you anymore
brainrot and short attention content controls the mind now
Let me have ONE thing untouched
Youre gonna have them bullied
really depends on how u raise em on
Well I ain't ever having kids then
kids education has never been better
The old lilo & stitch is too good idt they'll do it justice even with original people involved
I'd rather have rats fr
But I'd be happy to be proven wrong
they won't leave the mines until they are 18 or until they reach carpentry level 10
Give me more stitch and all the experiments. I want to see Leroy
They will be bullied too
Children yearn for the mines
I agree but I don't want live action
I love rats
(They eat my power cords)
I want to see all those aliens
I wanna have a couple of rat pets :D
Not to say there can't be any good live action but for something like that I feel like it's way better suited for animation
Angel my beloved
As evidenced by their turning some aliens into humans
My dog is already a rat smh I hate him so much
Aristocats?
No lilo & stitch
i think they're just acoustic
Yes lilo and stitch
Chat why is the idea of raising my kids without internet access considered child abuse nowadays? I find it insane tbh
my doctor says i'm the most artistic person they ever examined and my mom started crying
I don't care for that word as a euphemism and I wonder why it caught on the way it did
I did end up canceling my dentist appointment ❤️
It isnt, but its disproportionate protection
I imagine it can be traced to Tumblr and probably within the community (but this is purely assumption)
is it now? altho i do see why
I mean…. They would grow up bored and what not. Public libraries are closing
Youre hampering them for a convenint solution
I wouldn't go as far as abuse but it's not ideal
That's why I have an ever growing collection of books and comics
That's depressing 😦
they make it to Zomboid general chat 
u need internet for school stuff now
Fair
restricting that access would only be detriment to ur kids education
Still, I wouldn't want my kids on YouTube or any social media
Basically would be giving them a disadvantage compared to everyone for finding information quickly
You can definitely teach them safe internet usage… and parental controls if needed
only good parents do that cambrie!!! ur asking too much
I think it's entirely reasonable to restrict access and loosen those restrictions as they grow up
Internet nowadays is just everyone trying to compete for your time. Endless scrolling and shit
Then dont be negligent, but dont be a helicopter parent either
Well certain things change. I remember when textbooks claimed blood was blue inside the body lol
I spend hours on Reddit scrolling and I get nothing from it
So why not teach the hypothetical kids about those dark patterns
It's not!? D:
u issue
Instead of shielding them so they don't find out until adulthood lol
I barely managed to read 200 pages of the book I'm reading in the past couple of weeks
My attention span is fucking ruined
What you reading?
fix it then
Imagine if I was like that since I was a baby
Glued to an iPad with current day internet
Babies cant read
I don't think it's controversial to say babies shouldn't just be sat in front of an iPad with unfettered access (despite some parents doing so)
Under the Dome, by Stephen King 
But that's very different from no internet
Please update your anatomy textbook from the 1996 model to the 2002 model immediately lol
I've heard of that, is it any good? I got tired of SK after Dark Tower. I feel like he can be gross and weird sometimes.
Don't make me do that D: I am over here thinking the earth is flat and the early colonies of America were friends with native americans.
I mean, it's Stephen King. He kinda sucks at telling stories that end satisfactor
But I really like how easily he crafts a believable world
Have you ever read Hearts in Atlantis? That was my least favorite lol
This is my second King book lol
I enjoyed Misery & Carrie
Which was the first?
The shining
Yeah, Misery slaps.
humans are not really brother thats ruse made up by the monolith to distract from the fact that they are putting plants in out food
I also have Carrie, but haven't read it yet
Also speaking from experience; I had a helicopter parent and it just made me more rebellious but sneaky about it. I used to spend hours at the library on their computers on MySpace
south park told me the pilgims were actually aliens
Allow me to spoil the twist for you: there is a character named Carrie in the book
I've never seen South Park.
They weren't strict enough if they let you go outside. I won't make the same mistake
took me a few months but im now on season 23
Yeah strict rules without explanation do just lead to getting better at hiding stuff
Holy hell, that's a lot a seasons D:
eh not alot of episodes
How many per season? Like 10?
i watch one or two eps every few days
It was the school library. I had back to back computer lab + study hall + “after school tutoring”
theyre nice time capsules of their era
🫵 🙁 Consumer
I'll homeschool my kids
ew
I'll tell them the air outside is poisonous for them 
I have a hard time finding tv or movies that I like. I get overly judgemental and end up making fun of them :/
Eyes of the dragon. Epic fantasy book.
Also has Randall Flagg in it
They will wait until you sleep
never leave the vault
One parent is the day parent, the other is the night parent
Not if I have the only keys
I'd also have a Pitbull outside
Is this cult territory now
The singer?
No, the dogs
That's less intimidating
If it wasn't abuse before I'd say it probably started to qualify after locking them in forever
I'll call her princess
MR WORLDWIDE
would be the alarm sound
pancake
Oh shit, that reminds me of Mr.Big. What was the song that he sang?
It was on the radio constantly
The Mr. Big Song
That's the one, thanks Omar.
You think my obsession with bunkers was just a silly thing? No, I'm preparing for parenthood

More like a Hunk-er. You're jacked my dude.
Remember when smart appliances became a thing? You can update your Facebook status on a toaster.
I'd love to build my bunker irl tbh
Leave the vault. Reclaim society.
If you wire me your life savings + a loan of 30,000 usd from the bank I will loan you 1 m to do it
IoT can get turbo silly
wdym my front door is smart
Might be even more expensive than that
Dr.Evil disagrees.
The whole thing is literally a mall underground
1 m pennies
bruh
Why not just BBQ Sauce
Is your hand stuck
I am sure that taste like authentic texas bbq.
is diff bcs it has the essence of texas (their sand)
This is offensive
I'll never have kids btw. I was just joking earlier 
We know lol
I'm literally unable to have kids smh
(He can’t, it requires a partner, but he doesn’t go outside)
fartass has no balls either
You don't need to go outside to get a partner these days. You can download one.
and hes turbo gay
Fr
no excuses!!!
I'd love an ai bf
how
He’s here, the lounge, and building his game bunker…. He doesn’t have time for that
"You wouldn't download an AI bf would you? 90s music and dutch angles with black and white filter
ai partner just sounds sad
I’m going to introduce you to omar
you have to leave the vault and retrieve the nuggy purification chip
Are you going to live in the bunker or not?
Smh I barely have space for more rooms
Me? No. It doesn’t have a cheese cave.
Fr
down with thinking machines
Also where is moes room? I need to be as far away as possible
There's like three different food storage rooms. You can store as much cheese as you want in one of them
He ain't living in the bunker
You keep him outside?
He wanted me to make him an entirely different house, just for him
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A replica of that mansion from RDR2 or something
Ngl, it's annoying as fuck to make
butlerian jihad arc when
You could tell him no. He’s been sedated, he won’t attack……
Yet.
Nah, it's an amazing idea for a mod
I don't know where to put the house tho
Maybe next to the wild west town lol
Delete this immediately before he sees. Don’t feed his ego.
The “AI war” will end with a whisper, not a bang.
Would be cool to be all sci fi action or Matrix, but the reality is much more dull
Imagine if he makes me pay him to do it cause it was his idea
Smh giving him ideas
judgement dayy
Steven Spielberg movie artificial intelligence is probably closest to what will actually happen.
But the Luddite movement is already vanishing
And we also now have two confirmed, AI billionaires.
So of the few thousand people in the world who are actual billionaires? Two of them are already AI.
Not to mention the growing trend of fully artificial social media accounts that are raking in thousands of dollars a week from ad revenue
Instagram is being taken over
Yup.
All of them obviously have other social media accounts that you pay a subscription to.
But if you read the comments? 99% of them are actual real life humans and they think the Instagram profile is an actual human being. When it’s not.
Less than six months ago, roughly 20% of all artificially generated images on the Internet were believed to be real. Just this last month were getting reports that over 33% are believed to be real.
So 1/3.
i am real trust
I just got the weirdest craving for scrambled eggs
Oh, I trust
Same, but for having a pet rat
With butter and garlic salt!
Idk why I'm so obsessed with that now
DO IT
I'm still thinking about it
Like, all the stuff I'd have to buy and the responsibility
with butter and garlic salt!
Whenever I mention wanting a rat people are like "erm they die in two years ☝️ 🤓 "
Smh I know and I can deal with it
Fr
Come on down to our Bot Farm where we have tegridy
I could handle the loss of the dog I had since I was 6 till I was 22... I think I can handle the rats lol
i thought tegridy farms were bad based on what i read
the episodes are pretty aight so far
worst episodes, same joke repeated 1000x times
Tegrity makes the best weed.
The intense panic-inducing music POUNDING into my eardrums as I get chased by a seemingly endless, flesh-driven horde of the undead: 
Skill level up music: 
heard theres good chilly around there to!
The intense Ara Ara when I get chased by the hoarde
They just look tired. Has anyone even tried talking to them/
Roxy does! She saves the cute ones!
That's bigotted, save the ugly one's as well D:
Me after going on a mass murder spree killing everyone in the city (a helicopter flew overhead)
Cute zombies are curable. Nasty ones are too far gone
Closed minded. They just hungy.

Give them hamburder sammich
Apple zombie emoji: Zombie
Discord zombie emoji: Depressed person 🧟
Genuinely looks like a bummed dude lmao
NO TACOS CAUSE TRAFFIC SUCKS
forgot to post this earlier but why tf did i get a Chrismas commercial on tv
hai chat!
floof here!
hey floof
what i miss

its a sign
:3
killed a weird looking dog and got a new implant, no idea if its better to use the implant or sell it tho since its worth 15k silver and its most notable effect is only 5% global workspeed and +600c temp comfort range which I have no idea when or why I'd need that
Honestly, I could use a couple of those. They always feel really cozy. I might go watch, "They really do exist!" Just to cheer myself up lol
i havn't played that game before so IS THAT AN EYELESS DOG FROM LETHAL COMPANY
shhh be quiet
way too big for an eyeless dog
its a hound infected with some kind of virus
that made it grow that big
Devil hound? More like Deadvil Hound, because on account of it being dead.
oh
its only source of threat is that it is fast af
if you can stop it
its easy pickings since it has very little armor
compared to the other N-4 infecteds
just have a spear in front of you and when it charges at you at mach 10 it's death ends up being it's own fault
Hello chat
unless it's a tanky guy

not this one since its a shitty mobile game ad
But... The snow, and the coats 😦
it regenerates pretty fast and due to its size its still pretty tanky despite the lower armor
@dim cloak wanna likes, hang over the weekend 
ah
had to gun it down fast
sure
or it'll just keep healing
yay!
what we plan to plsy tho
pz!
k
chat i have a security cart
you guys want a third? .v.
just so you know if i host we can't have mods
I CAN HIT A 200 POUND ROBOT WITH A SECURITY CART
you're in the colony now
what did the robot do to deserve assault
If there is no mod that lets you actually sit on a couch, I am not into it. The only reason I play PZ is to sit on couches.
yesss
true actions or something
I will slay your enemies faithfully
birb!
and mentally break frequently
whys that
he restrained me
Floof!
Yeah it's something like that. I haven't looked in quite a while, I've been on 42 so I haven't needed it.
too demanding for my system. shitty HP prodesk remember
I asked if I could join you and dstroyer if y’all are doing PZ
oh right
if not that’s okay lol I am kinda butting in after all
sure if you want
i can host then
It seems like even if you host, the mods would still be an issue wouldn't it?
it’s worse if you’re the host
but yeah it might still be
Ahh I see 🙂 I play solo so I have no clue lol
i'll send you a link to the server in a bit
🍲
Mmm, ham and lime soup
birbbbbbbb
Nothing better
Truly the meal for kings
Except for maybe the fish and radish soup my group has been eating for the past three in-game weeks
yeeees??
i missed u
I've never been desperate enough to eat bugs in PZ
I mostly get bored before I run out of canned food
I've got plenty of other options, I just like the bugs.
i missed u tooo
Hello friend
bugs + stick traps = a delicious breakfast
