#general_chat
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My prized possession
Live laugh murder
the greatest thing I own
Coincidentally the only thing you own
live laugh loathe is my motto
Can I have a hairball?
my friend unironically did this.
just dm me your address
he thinks spam = funny
I'll send it here
It’s like the feather mission in assassins creed
sad
and "ironic racism" = funny
I'mma sneak into pups house and replace everything with Pug themed humorous artwork
I hate him now
Why would you be friends with someone like this
Ah ok
bc he was all i had for years
Good plot twist
Nooooo
what does this even mean lol
until I joined the Historically discord and met some actually nice people
F
wow thats history dude
awesome!! sauce!!
Would you say I’m your best friend?
I live in 543 Gardencove Street, Georgia, 34567

Real
proof?
I mean, idk you well enough. friends? yeah. I considered him my best friend, but he said it wasn't mutual so...
My house
ur so short bud
Ouch, and after I promised not to steal your social security number 🤨
causing them breathing problems and shit
Bring cereal and milk
Bets off, dstroyers ssn is up for grabs
111-22-9076
he would probably do it "ironically." He literally had a rule on his server that "the n-word, hard r, isn't dakr humor" and "to put it with the normal memes"

fucking god
basement in muldraugh. sledgehammer anvil torch welding mask. very rare loot
Did I get it right?
nope
Well it is now
i think thats statistically impossible to get it right highkey
111 was never assigned
i crave the forbidden heat signature
gasp you don't mean...?!
Until now ofc
doesnt that look like just the bottom of peeza
I’m hungry
im so hungry i could eat a humble cat fish:
lol what
plague inc, zomboid, and geometry dash players waiting 5 years for every update
Kewpie Mayo 🤤
yeah. and potato. On a pizza.
grilled cheese
oh fuck no
its good
yall weird
only because garlic mayo is made out of mayo
ranch best dressing
I’ve done this
no
:D
caesar
i would try it , ill try anything once, lol but it just seems odd but maybe it works?
probably under another name in the other countries
i like caesar more
same. I've had wierder pzizas tbh
I don’t have a favorite sauce. I just have sauces I like and sauces I hate.
from a pizza place with a monkey as a mascot, and they specialized in insanely weird pizzas
when i first moved to texas i saw chocolate covered potato chip , so tried it and i dont see the appeal lol
i think unironically my favourite pizza topping (apart from the sauce and cheese) is probably red onion (Which is purple)
crisp red onion and even in salads its so goated
Ohhh I love pickled red onions
ciao for now all I hope you ar all cool today
nah fuck that pickaling shit
the only thing i dont like is the big slices of green pepper
pickaling and pizza aint allat
on a pizza
Hug someone at least once a day is my advice
nah id probably agree with that
valid take
your mom, she is so hot that she attracts all heat-seeking missiles in a 100km radius
he-he-heeeelll nah
I just looekd it up, it's called Jockamo Pizza
You ever shit
I am like 6000 hugs behind the quota
Cheeseeeeeee
bruh my mom's 4'5
by pepper u mean like bell pepper right not jalepanos
and almost 60
it can be a naked hug Phantom
thats fucked up
can we get to the negatives already?
you've never hugged someone naked?
good, she's lonley since dad passed
look at these insane pizzas
i think id feel worse about that if you didnt mispell lonely
i think jalepenos never belong on pizza
or anything
they are disgusting taste idk
its not even spicy either
"Chicken broccoli alfredo pizza"
its a fake pepper
ever had habanero
pear pizza
sweet caroline on that menu
or red hot chili peppers
would get demolished
now, THATS heresy
Anyone ever had/tried anchovies on a pizza
lol slaughterhouse five
i love veggie pizzas with meat on them
BEST EVER
i think honey is so underrated
as a topping for pizza
especially with meat combined
idk
ok wth nacho cheese on a pizza
there's also Lunatic Pizza
"A special made for the solar eclipse"
Okay here me out.
Bacon, Chicken, and diced tomatoes. on a pizza. and the tomato sauce is replaced, and cooked, with ranch.
id prefer a lil bit more meat on it but i think thats probably my choice
lol ranch
nah tomatoes on pizza dont sit right
idk about ranch not american
idk what ranch is
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It took 14 liters of ranch to produce this comedy sketch. For those not familiar with the metric system, 14 liters converts t...
what is bufallo sauce
idk alot of palces do that shit differently
basically just hot sauce
some make it disgusting some make it some weird bbq sidegrade
but hotter
like what
give an example
I unironically love the bacon tomato ranch pizza
the jockamo special it says
tomato on pizza does not sit right
with me at all
id raher pineapple
fully deadass
oh that
dont put ranch on fairy bread
Yeah it's more of a one-time experience kinda thing
yeah because you die straight after
i dont think thats a real thing
most people go there super often i don't think
put on the menu for shits and giggles
look at the menu from before
no it's real
thats on for the meme
lasagna pizza
I've been there.
no one orders that shit every fortnite or someshit
damn thats far away
every fortnite
no
trust me
once
I've been there once
shrimp on pizza as well
I love seafood so i would probably like that
especially crab meat
where is this restaurant
Indiana
There's nothing worthwhile here
no
other than the Indy500
it's a red state with a blue governor. take that what you will
(not to get political)
the two party system working wonders over there (non-politically)
yeah. wonders.
too bad there's no way for a third party to win.
i’ve been muted like 5 time for talking about this stuff so i’m just not gonna get involved
even though i’d like to
literally made to make it impossible to win the electoral college. you can have 100% of the popular vote and still lose
not getting political btw
this is just a known fact
dude what you just said is so non political
True i didn't specify anything
I'm very apolitical
i have no strong feeling towards anything ever
im just a mindless drone
blep :3
hey floof. you feeling better?
i ams
vc?
you were not okay ?
covid
not right nows
k
We should just start over and put me in charge of the world
im sure you’re qualified
First order of business; give @polar kernel bionic knees with flame throwers attached
second order is executing everyone who does not share the same opinions as me

I wouldn’t go that far, I need a workforce
there is a third party actually
🤓
Should be top tier experts, pay is minimum wage
Reverse the roles, I like it.
Help! Lol, I'm currently playing CDDA and I've got a really good start with some good loot, but I'm at the train yard and I'm extremely exerted, can't move fast and I've got a dozen Z's on my dick just barely missing me with their attacks. I'm tryna lose them in the trees, haha any suggestions on how to ditch them?
Normally they'd be easy to handle, but, my character is bein a lil hoe right now.
it has zero seats in the senate, zero seats in the house of representatives, zero state governorships, zero seats in the state upper chambers, zero seats in the state lower chambers, zero territorial governorships, zero seats in the upper territorial chambers, zero seats in the lower territorial chambers, and a WHOPPING 163 "other elected officials"
Worker number one has arrived
Correct
but why
Your ADHD could never
One momment youd be preparing to invade all of Europe but then get distracted by crocheting scarfs or something
get distracted by a sick looking poster that someone was holding in a violent riot for freedom
i would let cambrie rule the world as long as she removes starbucks
"I neeeed to know where you bought that cute sweater"
fuck starbucks and fuck their coffee and fuck their carcinogenic cake pops
down with big starbucks
new world order
unite all nations and go out to conquer some weaker extraterrestrial species
YES
hiii floof
haiii

I’ve never crocheted in my life
youre limiting your power level
u ish the ruler then
down wtih starbucks
up with cambrie
can i be co-ruler
Dutch bros is better anyways
ding ding Dutch
Power level? You mean using crochet tools as weapons?
something like that
Sold
i know what to do with it
oh yeah
i own europe now
what should my first order be
hmmmmmm
hm hm hm
any ideas cambrie?
Make British candy and chocolate available worldwide
whats so good about british candy
Tired of struggling to get the kinds I want
Cadbury, Milka, kinder? Omg 🤤
I can’t find anymore of the Milka tender cherry things anymore
cherry chocolate?
Black Forest omg
i prefer carrot cake
Not even comparable, two completely different things
Fruit vs veggie
I’m not hating on carrot cake when it’s done right but chocolate cherry is my beloved
loki
youre a drupe
carrot is better tho
after the decision to never interact with you again, my life went on as if nothing happened at all

I did not authorize this fight
I don’t get involved in other countries wars sorry
buh
nah not really I have nobody blocked
leon is too nice
why u hating on me!
wtf is the German chocolate Bon bons that start with a Sch
I haven’t been able to find them but I remember them being really good
That’s not it
what did they contain
Schokokuss? @fathom igloo
That sounds much closer
thats the only two german bon bons
Yes that’s it
so it has to be that
they look silly
I need to find a way to get them again
Used to be at the commissary on base but I don’t live there nor have access anymore
so glad I come in here to talk about bonbons instead of yaoi and yuri
Ive never heard of those but they look/sound delicious
map didnt have a pig symbol so i had to improvise lol
Eat the pig
Giant pig
That’s a whole lot of bacon
panzerschokolade is what you are looking for
yummy
What are the gummy bottles that taste like both bubblegum AND cotton candy?
also, im pretty sure scho ka kola tins were used as small medkit models in call of duty 1
why
Need them
because why the hell not
do you want me to find everything for you
I already looked, it only shows one flavor. It was a Canadian candy that had both flavors
oh
Cheery chews claims it’s both but I’ve heard people say it’s not
its probably like fruit loops
some people say all colours taste the same
some say they dont
Nah I need something that is cotton candy flavored and bubblegum flavored that is a candy instead of the actual products, might just have to find something else
Are the burnettes things any good?
who you asking
Canadians
Canadians taste gud???
yeah
might have to indulge on some then
foofie!
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh HELP!
you can eat canadians raw, as their meat is mostly sterilized of malicious bacteria by the cold
its like sushi
but very messy, and for some reason, its illegal
isn't it full of syrups though?
yeah, it gives their blood a pleasant hint of sweeteness
its recommended that you drain the desired amount of blood BEFORE letting the body freeze outside
hai
anyway brb chat
i have to break my 77 hour streak of spamming w's in kai cenats offline chat and go shower
When multiplayer
:D how are you
i woke up from an 8 hr nap
the sleeper
the sleeper agent
Should I make my perimeter wall from wooden planks, or from cinder blocks, which would look cooler Ofc but double as many planks
brick walls suck right now, go with planks
ahhh
And it surrounds the firehouse too
am alright
Why did you respond so late
Uhm anyone?
lol when was that
84 yrs ago
my discord always goes like up to 10 am for some reason
whenever i switch channels lol
Roxy is learning Dino Nuggie 🦕 economics!!
developers need to read the multiplayer magazine first before they can craft the Build 42 MP recipe
You should ask in #pz_b42_chat they love to get asked
And the magazine only spawns inside the LV college library. It’s a unique item.
Book learnin?!?!?! Not round here!
what can I get for Nuggies made out of Indie Studios? (Asking for a friend)
i want their flesh
Fun fact: Kentucky average IQ is 100.
This is “typical cognitive ability”. Not SMART, but also not sub-par.
Literally just the middle of the road average
hmmm…. maybe Nasko can make Spiffo Nuggies
On a scale of 1-10 how much do you care about the people in this chat
I appreciate a good chunk of the goobers in here
Would you stop functioning if they disappeared
Nasko?
bee :3
the ones i love yah
no because i am half the chat on a hundred other devices
ok nasko
They who see and know all
When you Ara Ara zombies, but they refuse to eat your brains
Nasko Security Agency? NSA?
naskfart*
Nascar
I grew up on YGOTAS
and TFS to a lesser extent
grape
lean ?^^^
what does that mean lol
also i just noticed the shirtless guy i forget who he is
Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series
I thought you said you grew up with the TAS as a kid
i misread
woops
leon and nasko
whats the longest you've guys survived?
1 month 
spectacular
amazing
hai chat!
world ends
oh fuck
gotta survive
take over local bar
accumulate loads of cars
build giant near impenetrable fence around perimeter
immediately get bored and end your life
classic blunder
removing the constant threat of danger is why the game gets boring but no one wants to listen to me
thats why i end up being super nomadic in like every run otherwise it just isnt fun
hai zee
think about it
if they just stayed in the prison forever in the walking dead it woulda been boring as hell
its basically the same thing
nomad is da way
since i only play mp rp i just end up either being a freeloader or roam
never had a base
can someone help me figure out how to get britas weapon pack to work
Yo
last name pickle
i like to make large bases that anyone can use but not use it myself
i just periodically check in and restock stuff
blud owns the food stamp corner
whats wrong with it
i like those sometimes
nothing spawns
is it enabled?
what version you on
base from download so 41
do you have all the required mods
makes sense
co spiracy
almost certain, brita weapon and arsenal
are you using other mods outside of britas
player on map
either you dont have all the requirements, or you have a mod installed thats using the old spawn scripts that were changed midway through b41, and they break anything running the new spawn scripts
brita's is extremely easy to break when you run a mod using those old scripts, as an fyi
since im running 41 should i use main mod arsenal or legacy arsenal
hurley spawned in
and ill try no player on map
regular arsenal
@harsh vault I'm back
i have not touchhed b42 so i cannot say, however they say that britas is completely destroyed for B42, so i do not truly know.
who are you?
what happened to the cat pfp hurley
i have heard nothing good about the vet chat since ive left
larry
wdym
@harsh vault Don't you remember me hahaha
if i bring it up they'll probably ban me for saying it so im saying nothing
no
repo boring
repo ass
who
🥀
u only say that bcs u dont play with anyone joe
What's a repo
repo was fun when thrash turned into a terrorist and i murdered uppy in cold blood
miss your payments and find out

actual hate crime
have u tried the new beta yet
the museum map is si good
join us repo this weekend!!!!
Zee plays no games
perhaps i will 
wdym i have no games
Big Poo has no games
mornight
Fort
Oh it's a game
game infinite games
Hurley did the bad and was exiled to play version 1 of Minecraft for all eternity
I actually don't know anything
hurley more liek silley
Me when I steal from zee
man
Ok bud, don't more money laundering
what is a man
Let's go sell drugs
schedule 1 updateee
Did it get one
yes
What is it
yes
Nice
how would i know im not spoiling myself
Contain the silliness
tfw you marry your 18 yro nephew off to a 49 yro woman (she's the empress and you need more power)
I had to have a pb&h sandwich for dinner just now. H for honey btw 
I'd pair jelly with honey over peanut butter but you do you
we ran out of jelly and jelly-adjacent products (jam, preserve, erc)
yeah it might as well have been pb&pb
woah
also hi foof :(
im not feling well
also hi floof, sporf
have you been hydrating?
haii
I haven't
make sure you're resting while you watch
reminder to everyone, go get some damn water
we need hydration bot up in here
i found the issue, i had arsenal in the mods tab in the host settings but i didnt have it in the steam workshops tab.
yes
raa so close

🇾 🇪 🇸
Im in my bed
no but go get some water, Sean
someone might've given it to you?
maybe a photon from the sun made discord bug and give it to you
yeah someone gave it to you
go make a sacrafice to apollo or smthn
poggers
hence why i got nitro basic.
ill get back nitro once i have clams
i don't have any money anymore
chat do you appreciate antejuice
Get ajob
purple water
nitro, yeah i agree. nitro basic tho is like 2 bucks
j*b
yea basic is cheapo
empl*yment jumpscare
indeed is pretty poggers
indeed get a job
i'm more interested in the resource pack they're using
I use snagajob too
corpos seem to get my resume more on indeed than other sites
chat, playing bannerlord rn, my empress's daughter to secure my place in the empire or that of a foreign one to secure my stake in a brewery?
bruh brews or empire hmm
obvious choice
When you notice over 8,000+ requests for a Flame Autorach mod for Oblivion, and over 5,000 of them have offered $5 commission rate….
are u with ragaea or whatev her name is
ye
What
beeral
you monster. with the x.
in the corner
the real way for them to look is thru their own website
cause these site never update the listing
applying directly to their web never work for me
istg they dont check emails
I was disappointed at the lack of Korpiklaani gifs, but then i realized i was spelling it wrong
Re-Upload From My Past Accounts / Original From Nico Nico Douga
I Do NOT Take Any Credit For The Creation Of This Video
Touhou Is Property & © Of Team Shanghai Alice / Zun
destroyer!
wheres squidward
:3
I love politcal marriages over beer
depends on the company rlly
formal name change
the sister do be sipping on something
チルノとビール
Uploaded from Nico Nico Douga:
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10259823
Alt tags: Touhou Cirno 東方 チルノ 東方酒宴シリーズ Korpiklaani ⑨
me when the goop iz purpl
what game btw
hahah. my problems hold no real consequece
my mom's bringing home subway
i got a question about the map. i set up a server and changed the setting so everyone can be seen on map but its still not showing me on the map?
anything's better than a pb&honey sandwich
everytime i get close to a car or gas i die 😦 and my truck with all my stuff is just in the middle of the road
RAT WAIFU OBTAINED
I've been thinking about getting a rat as a pet lol
Insanely smart and emotional critters. Rats make really really good pets IF you want companionship.
Not good pets if you just cage them and leave them alone all day.
Also get 2. Like cats and ferrets, they thrive with a friend
I was aware of all that
You can also train rats just like a dog.
They will fetch things for you!
They live so short lives tho
A partner of mine had 5 rats.
If she said “team get me snacks!” They would all run to get her crackets
Lmao
Yep. 5 years max. 2-3 is average
I'd just love to go for a walk with the rats on my hoodie lol
Petco sells rat leashes!
same but with parrots
Imagine walking down the street and seeing a guy with a rat sticking out of his hood
I am legit jealous of countries that adopt local exotic parrots.
Would be so amazing to live amongst jungle parrots
I’m in Seattle. That’s a thing here.
You should do it.
I can also link you sites for rat clothing
Little rat backpacks, hoodies, etc.

I collect stickers
I used too.
Most valuable comics owned are mint condition 9.5/10 Batman Death in the Family, Star Wars Dark Empire Oversized Edition, and the creme le creme, Spiderman #1 Plantinum (yes the rare metal) cover
No clue
I buy them to read not because they are rare lol
Even if I'm not going to read them a second time, I won't sell them :D
I like how they look on my shelf
Pre tattoo jitters never stop do they?
i collect
souls
of the damned
its really not that hard to do all you gotta do is lure them into one of those ghostbuster vaccums with a cheezit
Ola folks, would anyone be about that could potentially help me with my PZ startup issue? 🙂
Ah
I’m just starting fresh, can anyone give me a mod collection that will work with party of 5
Cheers
Dropped my plea in the PZ channel per instruction, thanks @fathom igloo 🙂
WHY DOES THE BANK NEXT TO MY CHARACTER'S FUCKING APARTMENT HAVE A LOUD ASS ALARM
i just went over to take a look inside, smashed the window, now i got to pack up all my shit and skedaddle
IT'S LITERALLY NEXT DOOR
cuz it's a bank 😭
wah wah wah
im going to get fucking EATEN
OH SHIT THEY'RE HERE
HOW DID THEY GET INSIDE THE DOOR WAS CLOSED?? HELP
time to pull out tha 9
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
I have every GI Joe Comic from issues 1-100. LOVE marathon reading them.
Epic story arc for the battle of Cobra Island is my fav. Runs almost 20 issues
Banks r rude
they dont give me free money
Famous last words Jamal
Or that old man nerd dude
just gotta try again
Generational lost of aura
idk why it posted the url and not the gif itself 🤷♂️
Anywaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay... somebody able to assist me with my PZ issue please? 😅 Deets in pz techsupport
I've read it and wtf
Gifs won't work for you
shhhhhhh
You have to rank up or something like that
speaking of solutions.......... 😵💫
Idk, looks like you are doomed if not even a clean install of the game can save you
what kinda nerd ARE you? 😂
But I'm not for tech support so no clue
💀
The one that buys comics
Wanna see my collection?
Ahh... still one of culture then
I also make zomboid mods
But they don't involve any coding so I know nothing about that kind of thing lmao
I played recently (when it was working) with bandits... a cadre of them burst out of the tree line with machetes and chopped me up like dog food, i couldn't blast them all quick enough with my pew pew and by the time i pulled my blade it was all ogre 💀
hai chat!
The new ragnarok online ad looks like it was made by AI
hai bella!
yo
You
hai fred
how ish uus

whats wrong?
sads
hai chip!
hai uppy
You know what's gonna happen now right?
what
WHY
Don't you ever say hi to me in a nice manner
animal abuse
Be rude, disrespectful, call me a slur or something
no
This is why we can't be friends
degradation kink moment
we are amazing friends
I've been prepping and learning the new ways
Of course the MP will release as unstable first
when ramps get fixed 

Fuck
yep
100 humans
i miss it
I must've missed it
The day is over
It was an extremely sexy pfp
have an amazing night
are you single still
Always
what the fuck is leaf hummus
sure are
hai castle!
how are u
im okay
thas gud
trying to figure out what leaf hummus is
Guess who just finished there compound wall around the fire station, all concrete
hummus made out of leaves
the voices say drink the purple pondwater
hey flooff
haiiii
what about my profile!
Im glad we cannot see that gif, just by reading all that sigma and stuff makes me cringe
its paul allen...
you're supposed to say "Oh you ain't seen nothing yet" and then post your profile
brace lettering, pale nimbus, white
my profile isnt white?
hi chat
Taps the profile twice
hi floof
Im larping american psycho
hai
hi bella
never watched
ooo
It's pretty good dark comedy, Batman is awesome in it







