#general_chat

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stone nexus
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Godbye

onyx igloo
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I shit loud is that good

candid patio
stone nexus
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Sleep

onyx igloo
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No

stone nexus
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Work in 3h

karmic jetty
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rip

onyx igloo
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Your going to the backrooms

icy vigil
onyx igloo
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Cya pal

harsh vault
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stay

karmic jetty
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why is rip only for when ppl die

candid patio
karmic jetty
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shouldnt u also said for ppl who go to bed

stone nexus
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Need sleep

harsh vault
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aw

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will miss

karmic jetty
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rest in peace fish

onyx igloo
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god why am I so like

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DUDE

stone nexus
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I will rizz in piss

onyx igloo
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Im radiating heat

candid patio
# icy vigil Killing god

we are all created in gods image, and as such, are gods ourselves.
I don't support your self harm. Take care of yourself and everyone else.

onyx igloo
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Im like

candid patio
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Peace and love you know?

heavy ivy
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haii floof

onyx igloo
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Actually radiating heat more than normal

icy vigil
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šŸ‘ļø

harsh vault
onyx igloo
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Im god

heavy ivy
candid patio
onyx igloo
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Im god and you all are getting white queso

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rose kestrel
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thats one of the core human elements, why a top percentage owns most of the wealth and won't share or help others though, that is paramount to being happy for most of the human population in their nature. This is what creates hyper competive figures that we worship in sports and similar avenues.

candid patio
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its this giant sign and it says "PREPARE TO MEET THY GOD!"

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i think i can find it on google maps

oblique stream
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Prepare thyself

harsh vault
mellow birch
onyx igloo
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My bunk is turning into a hotbox without the blunt

mellow birch
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and you’re also assuming that the ultrawealthy who don’t give back are happy

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and they’re the standard we should measure human nature against

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and what happiness means for the rest of us against

onyx igloo
mellow birch
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all of those are deeply flawed assumptions

surreal monolith
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what discord level is sledgehammer?

onyx igloo
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ur mom

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haha

candid patio
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do yall ever just "drive around" somewhere on google maps street view?

heavy ivy
surreal monolith
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lol

rose kestrel
onyx igloo
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I dont want copious wealth I want a volvo

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The cool 240 wagon one

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Hell yeah

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I can fit a fridge back there

chrome jetty
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onyx igloo
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That looks kinda like an MGB

hardy muralBOT
candid patio
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1961-73 volvo p1800

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a really beautiful, sleek, sporty car

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not masculine boxy volvos of today

onyx igloo
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I like the VW Karmann Ghia

candid patio
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although it did come in a much rarer sports wagon version

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which looks a lot more like a traditional volov

rose kestrel
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ghias are nice

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i prefer things

ruby river
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is there a kenshi discord

heavy ivy
onyx igloo
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Volvo invented the 3 point seatbelt in 1959

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If I remember correctly

candid patio
icy vigil
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not as active as here at least

ruby river
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well yeah, they stopped updating the game

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its like 4 years old

candid patio
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workin on kenshi 2

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although kenshi 1 felt unfinished

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but i got my hours worth

onyx igloo
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I'm squashed in this bunk bed

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Im too fat

ebon bloom
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Yooo

mellow birch
# rose kestrel its the state we have now and in the past, and since then there hasn't been much...

well, it’s true that there isn’t some perfect past we can just go back to and have people live in harmony with one another. However it isn’t true that the only way to live is in callous disregard for other people either. We evolve past a problem in the way humans have evolved past other problems relevant to our survival: by reinventing ourselves and our understanding to fit to our environment, then reinventing the environment to suit our purposes

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we didn’t move past the survival challenges of the past by working alone and only for ourselves

rose kestrel
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mellow birch
icy vigil
onyx igloo
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In the Chinese zodiac I'm just a rat for some reason

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onyx igloo
icy vigil
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uhhh, 1988?

candid patio
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that's the one

icy vigil
heavy ivy
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imma literal dragon :D

candid patio
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i told you i'm an old man

harsh vault
icy vigil
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born just in time to appreciate the fall of the soviet union

young kelp
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I got goat

icy vigil
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oldspeak

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smh

young kelp
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did age give you wisdom, share it with us here

harsh vault
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TELL ME SHARK WHATS 1988 MINUS 4

icy vigil
harsh vault
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84

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1984!

young kelp
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oh shit I just realized my name's still like this

candid patio
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56% of people are younger than me!!!

onyx igloo
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My brain works like this
Is the guy born in 2000 that old?
Nah
So any car from that year isn't old

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Thats how I judge age lol

candid patio
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my truck isn't old!

young kelp
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any car above the age is 3 is old

candid patio
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just because it has manual locks and windows

onyx igloo
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WHAT

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3 YEAR OLD CAR OLD?!

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NO

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IS NOT

candid patio
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i have a 2000 toyota tacoma with 200k miles on it

young kelp
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yes, old but not ancient

onyx igloo
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NO

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It is not

young kelp
onyx igloo
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Is shit yes

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Is old no

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(I hate new cars)

candid patio
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pour one out for the homies...

onyx igloo
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Where are you getting this

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onyx igloo
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Gotcha

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I'm 17 this month

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It feels

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Weird being like almost a legal adult

icy vigil
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child 🫵

candid patio
heavy ivy
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destroy

onyx igloo
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My soul still feels as stupid as I did 10 years ago

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Thats probably an over exaggeration

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But I am pretty stupid at times

candid patio
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my wife is a victorian era aristocrat

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in her 70s

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i'm really not sure how we get along

candid patio
onyx igloo
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I have trouble sleeping

icy vigil
onyx igloo
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If I am asleep I am essentially a corpse

oblique stream
onyx igloo
icy vigil
oblique stream
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Any country

icy vigil
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why arent they dead

karmic jetty
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thats so tupid

onyx igloo
karmic jetty
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even babies drink

onyx igloo
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It's legal to drink any age

oblique stream
onyx igloo
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Gotcha

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I dont care for drinking

oblique stream
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So 9+10 years roughly

onyx igloo
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It tastes like crap to me

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And it kinda.. hurts?

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Burny

karmic jetty
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woter is better

onyx igloo
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I drink water alot

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Yes

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Very good

oblique stream
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Ok addict

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šŸ—£ļø

mellow birch
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I taste the alcohol too much

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doesn’t really hurt, or at least that’s not the part that bothers me

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too much carbonation in soda hurts a bit too, same with spice, but that isn’t always a bad thing

mellow birch
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I don’t know how to manually tune my taste buds bro ;v;

onyx igloo
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I start coughing after I drink even the light stuff

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I just hate the stuff

karmic jetty
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just drink woter

mellow birch
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I’d have to drink alcohol a lot more than I want to in order to eventually get used enough to it to halfway enjoy it

oblique stream
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Simple solution is not to drink

mellow birch
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that’s the solution I be using!

heavy ivy
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woter

oblique stream
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So many water addicts in this chat

mellow birch
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I’ll sip on something if that’s what everyone else is drinking, just for stimulation

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but alcoholic drinks just aren’t my first or even second choice

candid patio
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someone convince me that honey isn't gross

onyx igloo
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What's gross abt honey

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Like flavor, texture?

heavy ivy
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i fucking love honey

onyx igloo
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Is it too thick..?

candid patio
mellow birch
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he’s put off by the whole ā€œbug vomitā€ angle

heavy ivy
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mind you i eat raw honey from local producers so my taste may be skewed

onyx igloo
harsh vault
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mellow birch
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and tbh idk how you convince someone that their subjective interpretation of the information (that bees regurgitate stuff to make honey is gross) is false

harsh vault
mellow birch
karmic jetty
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yommers

heavy ivy
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oh if you dont like it thats fine, i just like it so i say i like it

onyx igloo
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2 of them, probably

mellow birch
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if you think honey isn’t tasty, or if even if it is tasty conceptually it grosses you out, I dunno if I’m capable of gaslighting you into feeling some other way lol

candid patio
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man

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i do find honey tasty

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and like... its safe to eat

mellow birch
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cow titty juice is kind of gross too

harsh vault
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i dont like honey

oblique stream
mellow birch
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but it’s great for food

onyx igloo
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Can't you like dose yourself on poison to build a resistance

mellow birch
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just, being a creature of flesh that must eat to survive is kinda gross

candid patio
oblique stream
candid patio
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is honey biologically food for bees? do bees eat honey?

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do they feed it to their growing babies?

mellow birch
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yes they do, and it provides nutrition for us too

onyx igloo
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Chats getting weirdly into detail, I sleep now

oblique stream
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Why would they make it if it wasn't something useful to them

heavy ivy
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honey is nutritional to bees, alongside nectar and "bee bread", so yes, it is intentionally a food item

candid patio
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maybe it was insulation or something

mellow birch
candid patio
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bee bread?

heavy ivy
mellow birch
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or maybe, like, custom-designed synthetic flesh

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maybe not steel

candid patio
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interesting

neat moat
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what did I miss

mellow birch
oblique stream
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Technically any natural food is gross

neat moat
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false

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gross is an arbitrary measure

oblique stream
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So its even worse than honey

heavy ivy
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https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35958247/
this paper also proposes it has a number of benefits for the overall quality of health in the hive

PubMed

Honey is the source of energy for the European honey bee, <i>Apis mellifera</i>. Beyond simple nutrition and a hedge against the seasonal, geographic, and chemical unpredictability of nectar, honey has properties that protect the hive against various stresses. Enzyme-mediated detoxification during h …

mellow birch
neat moat
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a distinction without a difference

rancid mauve
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i just tried to boot up for my server the first time in a while and i get this message "server has stopped during launch (normal termination)" I haven't changed the mod order or anything, any ideas?

oblique stream
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Try again

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It may take a couple of tries sometimes in my experience

mellow birch
candid patio
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wow i think that you guys have convinced me that either honey is not gross, or if i apply the same grossness logic to everything else I eat, I will starve.

ruby river
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hi chat

candid patio
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like... if honey is gross... explain how an apple is gross?

mellow birch
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I find eating gross

oblique stream
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mellow birch
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autism is great

heavy ivy
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i love being perpetually underweight because i dont enjoy eating

mellow birch
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I love being hyper aware of every sensation in my mouth

oblique stream
rancid mauve
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toxic relic
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im not sure how that could convince you

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to be honest

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you can make anything seem 'gross'

ruby river
mellow birch
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the tree testicle angle might be better for grossing slappy out

heavy ivy
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a helpful thought pattern for us has been avoiding thinking in human terms
it has led to some interesting subconscious decisions that help define our individual personalities

toxic relic
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bees included

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cows, chickens

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dogs even

heavy ivy
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wild bees my beloved <3

toxic relic
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horses

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entire environments

oblique stream
toxic relic
candid patio
toxic relic
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real

mellow birch
toxic relic
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i find the idea of eating flesh gross compared to eating something grown out of the dirt

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cause i like dirt

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toxic relic
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its subjective

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is my point

ruby river
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Honey is bee vomit.

toxic relic
ruby river
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Meat is animal flesh.

toxic relic
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yeah

heavy ivy
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for real though i am a dragon contained within a human's body, and this leads to some interesting mental shenanigans

ruby river
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Vegetables are plant flesh.

heavy ivy
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dirt is really cool

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dirt is life :)

neat moat
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my war on agriculture will start with the eradication of the bees

heavy ivy
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if it not life, it dust :(

neat moat
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all will fall suit

candid patio
toxic relic
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real

ruby river
neat moat
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stink eats dirt

heavy ivy
ruby river
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i hate killer bees!

candid patio
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eating the flesh of a bird? weird. fish? why? cow? that's messed up.

toxic relic
oblique stream
# oblique stream Horses dont exist

But otherwise yeah, pretty much everything today was selectively bred to be monstrous forms of themselves, then grown on something that almost certainty came in contact with shit or decomposed bodies

candid patio
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but apple... not that bad

mellow birch
candid patio
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you know... i don't think eggs are gross

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except now that i'm thinking about it

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they are at least as gross as honey

mellow birch
toxic relic
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i fucking hate eggs

ruby river
heavy ivy
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we just got really good at processing food items

toxic relic
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they smell bad

oblique stream
toxic relic
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not really

candid patio
heavy ivy
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i like scrambled eggs
i dont enjoy anything else about them

toxic relic
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non fertilized eggs arent meant to be bebe

heavy ivy
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boiled eggs make scales crawl

mellow birch
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well they pass eggs whether they’re fertilized or not

candid patio
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i went to this farm and chickens would just lay eggs on a busy walkway and wander away from them

mellow birch
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eating a fertilized egg would feel weird to me

candid patio
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it was excrement to that chicken

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more like a kidney stone than a baby

mellow birch
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mmm bird periods

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tasty

candid patio
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exactly

mellow birch
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don’t quote me on that-

candid patio
ruby river
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i mean if you think about it hard enough ANYTHING you can possibly think of can be made gross

oblique stream
heavy ivy
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theres this great clip of a guy getting ready for breakfast and a chicken lays an egg on a corrugated metal panel, dropping it down onto his frying pan on the stove

ruby river
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Leather clothes - You are wearing the skin of an animal

heavy ivy
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dude just accepts that hes eating egg

oblique stream
mellow birch
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please no-

oblique stream
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@stone meadow

heavy ivy
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frogski, attach this bird to the wall

candid patio
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apples aren't covered in shit
they aren't made of shit
they aren't made of excreted bodily fluids
or the flesh of an animal

ruby river
toxic relic
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nah

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not the same

candid patio
stable oar
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the fruit is just part of the tree's reproductive system

candid patio
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that it drops on the ground

ruby river
oblique stream
ruby river
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you literally put its SEED in your MOUTH

stable oar
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its good for you and the tree though

candid patio
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seeds aren't gross... like sunflower seeds?

mellow birch
candid patio
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nothing is gross about a sunflower seed.

ruby river
candid patio
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you know what is surprisingly gross? figs.

heavy ivy
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honey isn't intended as a waste product though, unlike other bodily fluids

candid patio
mellow birch
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well hey

stable oar
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you get food, it gets its seeds spread elsewhere presumably with some bonus fertilizer

mellow birch
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semen isn’t a waste product either

candid patio
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where do you draw the line of what's gross? I don't eat waste products... i like that.

heavy ivy
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its just efficient to have your main workforce also being biological bakeries

mellow birch
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ruby river
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mellow birch
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stable oar
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"why are you booing me? i'm right" ahh

candid patio
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ffff i think eggs are gross

ruby river
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cows eat grass, chew on it, put it in their stomach, vomit it back out, and then keep chewing it.

They repeat this cycle for hours.

candid patio
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look what i get for having this conversation

candid patio
candid patio
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but milk isn't a waste product

mellow birch
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I don’t have to be the one to eat grass all nasty-like

candid patio
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milk is less gross than unfertilized eggs

heavy ivy
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the digested food isn't a problem, it was in you once, it's the environment contaminating it that's the problem

candid patio
mellow birch
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how the cow eats isn’t my problem as far as the gross factor is concerned

ruby river
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bees vomit honey out of their mouths to be eaten by other bees

candid patio
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the cow probably ate a lot of grass that had at least a little poo on it

ruby river
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bees will directly feed queen bees mouth-to-mouth

mellow birch
heavy ivy
candid patio
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I would not like it

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if a bee were feeding me honey

oblique stream
candid patio
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if that was the only way to eat honey

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was to have it fed to you by bees

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i would not eat honey

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100%

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i don't like bees on my skin

icy vigil
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or in my orifices

mellow birch
heavy ivy
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slappy in a scenario where that would happen you would bee the queen bee in this scenario and it would bee completely acceptable for your species

heavy ivy
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beecause you are a bee

oblique stream
mellow birch
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lmao

candid patio
heavy ivy
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imho being a bee and beeing in the swarm would be real cozy

candid patio
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this is awful

mellow birch
ruby river
heavy ivy
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actually heres a better example

icy vigil
heavy ivy
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slappy do spiders bug you?

candid patio
heavy ivy
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or just make you feel uncomfy in any way

candid patio
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but I think a bunch of bees?

mellow birch
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a bunch of bees in my mouth would be way worse than getting mouth from one big bee

candid patio
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no no i would prefer the bunch of bees

ruby river
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did you know that the male drone bees only ever mate with the queen once then they are banished from the hive forever

mellow birch
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ohh

candid patio
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the big bee... its like you are looking at a regular bee with a macro lens

candid patio
oblique stream
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Look at how fuzzy it is

candid patio
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milk my vomit straw for sweet sustenance, earth bound flesh ape

mellow birch
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yeah bees definitely aren’t the creepiest bugs out there

ruby river
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bees are cute

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bees are good because they polinate flowers

mellow birch
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I’m wired in a way where I can find anything cute except most people

candid patio
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cocaine pollen!!!

ruby river
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and bees are also really chill, they only attack you if you scare them

heavy ivy
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bees are awesome

ruby river
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You can reach into a nest and grab a queen bee and all of the workers will hug your hand

mellow birch
neat moat
oblique stream
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Only better than bees are bumblebees

heavy ivy
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my thing for conquering fear of spiders was just considering how i would react to spiders if i also was a spider

oblique stream
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Huge, fluffy and friendly round shapes

mellow birch
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prey animals are often not chill

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but they’re only attacking because they’re scared

candid patio
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ruby river
candid patio
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even a person sized bee

heavy ivy
mellow birch
neat moat
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would you rather have 100 ant sized popes or one pope sized ant as cardinal

candid patio
# oblique stream

man so either I die or I let this fuzzy little thing dribble some sticky goo into my mouth from it's mouth

ruby river
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ants are nightmare fuel

candid patio
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I guess I would let the fuzzy thing dribble some sticky goo into my mouth

oblique stream
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Good

karmic jetty
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mmm

candid patio
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dying of starvation seems unpleasant

mellow birch
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a hundred tiny popes running around would be unsettling

heavy ivy
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slappy would make a good bee

mellow birch
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one giant ant sounds cool

icy vigil
candid patio
heavy ivy
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of course

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it wants you to live

candid patio
heavy ivy
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also when sona

mellow birch
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beesona

heavy ivy
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beesona

oblique stream
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Who would win 100 gorilla sized man or 1 man sized gorilla

neat moat
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beethesda

oblique stream
mellow birch
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the 100 gorilla sized men have the intelligence, manpower, and size advantage

ruby river
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"Humans are so evil! I've never seen any other animals wage wars against their own species!"

Me, ant-sized, ready to kill for the hive: (1 billion ants have died in this war)

mellow birch
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one wimpy gorilla ain’t winning

oblique stream
candid patio
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gorilla sized men are bigger than man sized gorillas, right?

mellow birch
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yeah

heavy ivy
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yes

candid patio
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then the gorilla sized men... duh

heavy ivy
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1 quadrillion lions vs the sun

neat moat
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the sun

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easy

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but what about 1 quadrillion suns vs Riley

mellow birch
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however many lions it takes to collapse into a black hole which can then feed on the sun

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I don’t know how many lions that would be

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probably more than a quadrillion?

heavy ivy
candid patio
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i don't know what happens to flammable matter as it gets consumed by the sun. if i throw a log into a fire, the fire grows.
so i think the quadrillion lions would simply feed the sun.

neat moat
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humans arent drones

toxic hawk
mellow birch
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and it’s facing 100 gorilla sized humans

neat moat
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oh

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I see

mellow birch
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the wimpier than average gorilla isn’t winning

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baby gorilla versus an army of strongmen

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who wins

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well gee I fucking wonder

ruby river
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who would win

1 gorilla
or
1 quintillion ants

mellow birch
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the ants

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it depends on how locked in those 100 humans are

neat moat
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at best its a draw

mellow birch
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if 100 lads got together

heavy ivy
mellow birch
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made a death pact they were sufficiently motivated to follow through with

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they could kill the gorilla without weapons eventually

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but a bunch of dudes would be seriously injured and probably die horrifically

candid patio
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I just ate some rotten bovine udder exretions, mixed with bacteria and fermented into a thick tangy paste. I sweetened it with some flower semen that a flying arthropod ate and then vomited back up.

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it was delicious.

mellow birch
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but if we’re considering the psychology of the human side of the equation

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why not do so for the gorilla too?

oblique stream
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Would you rather fight 100 chicken sized zombies or 100 zombie sized chicken

mellow birch
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a hundred dudes chasing after a gorilla would scare it into running away

candid patio
ruby river
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have you guys seen those videos of people who would leave out food for ant scouts, the scout would run back to the hive to tell them about the food, and then when he gets back the person moves the food

mellow birch
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and the dudes could chase it until it was tired

gilded bridge
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All because I went to sleep
I'm such a active member of this discord

oblique stream
candid patio
oblique stream
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Minecraft zombies

candid patio
mellow birch
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the square cube law makes their legs worthless

candid patio
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that's like a cassowary

oblique stream
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Its like the first question you get asked in Minecraft story mode

mellow birch
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just have to beat up 100 lame giant chickens

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ez pz

toxic relic
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escaped 2 mindflayers

candid patio
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can you beat up 100 ostriches?

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100 emus?

mellow birch
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they’re not chickens

ruby river
candid patio
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hell i don't think you could beat up 100 regular sized chickens assuming they were all aggro'd on you

mellow birch
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probably not

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which is why I prefer them immobile

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and big

candid patio
mellow birch
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tbf it is

candid patio
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its not something to ponder about if the upscaled chicken is dramatically weaker than the regular sized chicken. the chicken was buffed and you are saying that it was in fact, nerfed.

gilded bridge
oblique stream
mellow birch
ruby river
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who would win

the sun
or
1 billion firefighters with a comically large firetruck

candid patio
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hell even a lone turkey is a force to be reckoned with.

gilded bridge
mellow birch
ruby river
candid patio
mellow birch
gilded bridge
gilded bridge
mellow birch
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I’d die to both

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project zomboid default zombies are only scary if you start confining the space that you are able to access.

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like in a 5x5 cell with no weapons or escape... 1 pz zombie is scary

oblique stream
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Would you rather fight 100 chicken jockeys or 100 jockey chickens

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on a football field with lots of short fences, gates, and sight breaks?

mellow birch
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oblique stream
mellow birch
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fitness 3 lookin extremely underweight lookin ahh

mellow birch
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obviously I’m fighting the passive mobs

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oblique stream
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but i can walk briskly around obstacles for a while

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give me a big enough area and i can find somewhere to hide

oblique stream
candid patio
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no violence needed

gilded bridge
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i could set up some lemmings style trap i suppose

oblique stream
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So 100 angry chickens or 100 angry chicken jockeys with passive chicken

mellow birch
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wearing heavy boots... heads are fragile

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faces, temples, where your jaw connects?

gilded bridge
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skull caps are strong

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but if i stomp on a part with little bones connecting it

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those little bones aint shit vs a stomp

mellow birch
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well yeah the pz character does get reliable stomp kills with ease

candid patio
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i'm not going to google this

gilded bridge
mellow birch
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"how to stomp..."

gilded bridge
mellow birch
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keep your assault confessions out of general chat

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"how durable are human skulls vs..."

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i don't need that in my search history

mellow birch
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ā€œhow easy and convenient is it to kill someone by stomping on their head?ā€

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ā€œpros and cons to curb stomping someone to deathā€

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lol

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we are gonna get in trouble stop

mellow birch
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ā€œplaces to buy heavy footwearā€

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gilded bridge
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"best 5 places to stomp on to kill someone"

karmic jetty
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curb

mellow birch
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"Heavy boots tierlist - you won't believe S tier"

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wife signs up for internet
puts 2 factor authentication on her account
asks me to pay the bill
needs 2 factor authentication while she's sleeping >.<

mellow birch
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well

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if the bill is due

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i feel like i don't care if someone hacks my internet account

mellow birch
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wake her ass up!

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its past due lol

gilded bridge
mellow birch
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then… just wait till morning I guess lol

toxic relic
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this is why we turn on suit sensors

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vampire aint got shit on me

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and medborg

oblique stream
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Whats so hard about it

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this reminded me to pay a different bill

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when i got the bill, i noticed i had been overcharged and asked for a corrected invoice to be sent to me.

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they said "oh yeah, we did overcharge you"

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and now the new invoice they have undercharged me

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and i feel like i should say something

mellow birch
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don’t correct them a second time lmao

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I wouldn't want to embarrass him a second time

mellow birch
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oh it’s a guy you know?

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no

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first time customer

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but when i said hey you over charged me he said "oh my gosh i'm so embarrassed."

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surely he charged me correctly and was being generous šŸ˜‰

mellow birch
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surely

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either he’s being generous or he really needs to get his stuff in order when writing up the invoices lol

gilded bridge
mellow birch
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you could just let him know, sounds like you’re not giving it to comcast or something, but either way I don’t think you’re in the wrong

gilded bridge
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You could screw him over

mellow birch
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if you let him know again and it wasn’t on purpose he might just be like ā€œoh. that was… totally on purposeā€

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do what you wanna do about it

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mellow birch
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like i don't want to feel like i scammed this guy

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wraith dust
gilded bridge
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gilded bridge
# wraith dust

Never in a million years would I have guessed that this is a RoN sticker

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indeed

gilded bridge
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so i feel like i'm looking a gift horse in the mouth if i correct him a 2nd time

gilded bridge
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Fair game then

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yeah i convinced myself that it wasn't bad karma to accept his generous discount

toxic hawk
warm atlas
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greetings gentleman

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greetings

warm atlas
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welcome back to another day of life

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i just found out that manual hair clippers exist

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karmic jetty
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i just discovered a community where the go around wearing anime heads

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is like furry but anime

warm atlas
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i'm not a bigot

gilded bridge
warm atlas
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karmic jetty
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the heck

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like is that the same thing?

gilded bridge
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and there's like... plural systems in here as well... is that the same thing?

oblique stream
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Whats furry but anime

warm atlas
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I dont know why im advocating for violence today lmao

mellow birch
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I don’t think assuming people’s interests or identities being different from yours as evidence for mental illness is the way to go about things

mellow birch
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but I also don’t think someone being mentally ill means they deserve less respect, them being an asshole does

mellow birch
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karmic jetty
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i kinda dont care what anyone is bcs it has nuthin to do with me

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warm atlas
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maybe we should stop the disscusion aye

warm atlas
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Before someone gets into trouble

mellow birch
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warm atlas
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This isnt something to discuss here

gloomy halo
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B42 MP when

oblique stream
warm atlas
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If you want talk about it in dms

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but here its only gonna cause drama

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gilded bridge
oblique stream
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No need

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Days since someone asked about b42 mp counter is constantly at 0

mellow birch
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bigotry also has an objective and historical element to it

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furries and weebs are not people who experience historical systemic oppression

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its funny because i asked someone in here if i could ask them questions about themselves and they told me they didn't want to talk about it in dms and told me to ask about it while they were in general chat

gloomy halo
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wtf are you guys yappin bout

oblique stream
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oblique stream
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Like it used to be a topic about how honey is gross

mellow birch
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so asking whether or not all of that is the same thing?

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none of it is exactly the same but there is some overlap

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yum yum honey :3

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is beeswax also made out of pollen?

gilded bridge
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DMs

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are bees magic or have humans figured out how to make honey and beeswax out of pollen without bees?

heavy ivy
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karmic jetty
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sussy dms

heavy ivy
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gilded bridge
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i like cake but i don't think i would eat that

oblique stream
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i feel like cake should be reserved for things that you eat

oblique stream
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Check the second image

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things like "urinal cake" should be called something else

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Its literally called beeswax cake

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Curious if it tastes better than fanta cake

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i see that but i think it should be called something else

heavy ivy
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beeswax is technically edible in the sense that it isn't harmful to consume, but you can't digest it so it has little value to the body

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cake is a delicious baked good

heavy ivy
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excellent material historically though, from the primer @ wikipedia's beeswax page it was one of the first polymers to be employed by humans

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Hello all!

oblique stream
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or like a loaf of sandwich bread?

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is a loaf of sourdough a cake?

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hmmm...

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no.

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crusty sourdough bread is not a cake

oblique stream
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Like loaf of white brick bread with cream on top

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cakes don't have crust!
but white bread has a pretty thin crust.

heavy ivy
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banana bread with butter on top i would consider cake

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banana bread with or without butter is absolutely cake

oblique stream
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cheesecake is a misnomer, cheesecake is not a cake

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its a pie

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its a cheese pie

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but that's already a word for pizza

oblique stream
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Is cheesecake a pizza

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definitely not

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cheesecake is a dessert

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pizza is an entree

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this is the linch pin of the societal contract

oblique stream
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What if I make a pizza with sweet toppings

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And fold it like a pie

candid patio
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"fold it like a pie" ????

oblique stream
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Like fold it

candid patio
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Do not fold my pie nor my cheesecake.

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you may fold your pizza.

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i will have my cheesecake unfolded, you heathen.

oblique stream
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I will fold your pie

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DO NOT CREASE

oblique stream
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I will fold your cheesecake

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I will fold your pizza

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pizza is foldable.

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I draw the line.

candid patio
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pie is not foldable
cake is not foldable
cheesecake is not foldable.

oblique stream
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this changes nothing

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all pizzas are pies but not all pies can be folded

oblique stream
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Huh, never thought of that

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the crust of most things that are called pies is not pliable enough to fold.

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i'm an origami expert, I know about folding.

oblique stream
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you can't fold that

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it will break

oblique stream
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I will fold the fanta cake

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like the soda?

oblique stream
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Fanta cake (German: Fantakuchen, pronounced [ˈfantaˌkuːxən]) is a cake originating from Germany, made with a sponge cake base. The primary ingredient is Fanta, a carbonated soft drink which creates a fluffier texture than typical sponge cakes due to effervescence. The cake is topped with either a simple lemon glaze or a creamy layer made of ...

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i find this to be an unacceptable inbetween of a fork and a spork

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it is neither

oblique stream
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It isn't fork

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Its threek

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am i going to find something completely unrelated to this image and possibly obscene if i google that?

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sponge cakes are more of a table centerpiece than a desert

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Wouldn't knife be a onek

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And spoon

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Be a onek

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If I can't wipe my wet hands with it, its not a towel.

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just because you decorated with a cake doesn't mean i'm not going to eat it

lyric galleon
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yeah, im saying its not that good of a desert

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heavy ivy
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sponge cakes i eat

candid patio
# oblique stream Are humans a towel

it is considerred unacceptable wo wipe your wet hands on another human without permission
if you had permission, a human would still not be a towel due to lacking the other properties of a towel.

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would that qualify as a kink

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would absolutely eat all of these

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without question or hesitation

oblique stream
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towels don't have organs

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or blood

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towels are not animals

lyric galleon
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the cake is enjoyable on its own. the frosting is enjoyable on its own. they are compatible and enhance the enjoyability of the other item when combined.

lyric galleon
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i guess im not just a fan of sponge cakes

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japanese people don't even frost their sponge cake

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all cakes are bread but not all bread is cake

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no way dude

lyric galleon
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i like the bottom left image

toxic relic
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that is not bread

lyric galleon
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looks like a nice breakfast

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but not as a desert

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lyric galleon
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too much bread

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is banana bread bread?

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if yes and yes, sponge cake is 100% bread

toxic relic
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is a brioche bun bread?

toxic relic
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its not bread cause sugar

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gilded bridge
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This cake discussion lasted for much longer than I expected

oblique stream
toxic relic
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i know

obsidian oar
toxic relic
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yes that

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also not all bread contains sugar

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many types dont

toxic relic
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i agree that this is not cake

toxic relic
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yes

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but i feel really strongly that this is bread

toxic relic
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disagree

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is this bread?

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or is cornbread a misnomer

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and its corn cake?

toxic relic
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bread is essentially sugar, water, flour and yeast

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not even sugar

oblique stream
toxic relic
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thats not necessary, just helps with rising and preservatives

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some types of cake does not equal many types of bread

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toxic relic
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and you have not answered about the cornbread!

toxic relic
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cornbread

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oh you just did

toxic relic
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this is all subjective but i still dont think spongecake is a bread

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it has almost no similarities with bread

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i do hate frosting as well tbh

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way too sweet

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toxic relic
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okay?

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are tortillas bread

candid patio
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flour is the common denominator... but also butter, milk, and eggs are present in many things that are called "bread."

toxic relic
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is everything with flour bread

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tortillas are bread, yes.

toxic relic
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dude

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is naan bread?

toxic relic
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i wouldnt say so

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its a type of flatbred

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hmmmmm is a flatbread bread...

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i might be convinced that a flatbread is not bread

toxic relic
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this conversation is frustratingly futile

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Isn't "Naan" literally translated to bread?

toxic relic
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probably

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i'm sorry i thought it was fun

toxic relic
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but id say its different to the western concept of bread

last spoke
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Like, "Naan Bread" is the same as saying "Soviet Union"

toxic relic
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la ferrari ferrari

warm atlas
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What even is the conversation

candid patio
toxic relic
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banana

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but like farty said, it doesn't matter

last spoke
warm atlas
last spoke
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You're trying to sort things using a binary that just isn't universally applicable

toxic relic
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if you think cake can be bread you need to evaluate your eating habits

last spoke
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Binaries typically are not universally applicable

toxic relic
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real

last spoke
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Tomato is fruit

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But like

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Functions as veg

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i have had a burger with "buns" that were simply donuts

toxic relic
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its botanically a fruit since vegetables dont exist in botany

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so donuts are bread

toxic relic
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but its a culinary vegetable

toxic relic
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but like farty said, i have quastionable eating habits

gilded bridge
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Hold on, my ex-gf is a culinary major specialized in pastry
I'll ask her
99% chance she won't respond though

toxic relic
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you should play spess slapper

warm atlas
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this conversation is just

toxic relic
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im a tider man

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warm atlas
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hurting my brain

toxic relic
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that looks ass dude

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who the fuck would eat that

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delicious 10/10 would eat if it was impossible meat

last spoke
heavy ivy
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american food is shit because we normalized selling the lowest quality food at the lowest price to the masses

toxic relic
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its not even low price

heavy ivy
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ok you got me there

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what about spicy + sweet?

warm atlas
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like habenero chocolate bars

heavy ivy
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normalized selling at the highest price point they can and then some

warm atlas
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sweet and spicy is nice

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i would buy habenero ice cream if it was at the store

toxic relic
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# toxic relic

i can't do that i literally have an appointment with my admissions counselor in 10 hours

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i need to finish school

gilded bridge
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they have an artery blockage, not too bad, we got willing donors already

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but i suppose that isn't really fitting the mold of lowest quality food at the lowest price

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is oatmeal low quality food?

toxic relic
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i eat it plain with a pinch of salt and butter

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keeps me regular šŸ˜‰

toxic relic
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i dont need anything to help keep me regular tbh

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i shit twice a day no matter what

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hai chat

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that's almost too regular

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hi floof

toxic relic
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i know

harsh vault
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i hunger

toxic relic
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its weird

harsh vault
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but what to eat

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i think

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because its almost 3 am

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i make tacos

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harsh vault
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indeed

toxic relic
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sometimes 2

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toxic relic
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toxic relic
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yeah

gilded bridge
toxic relic
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or when im hungover

harsh vault
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maybe

gilded bridge
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I'm thinking of uninstalling discord

harsh vault
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whys that

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