#general_chat
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I shit loud is that good
where are you going?
Sleep
No
Work in 3h
rip
Your going to the backrooms
Killing god
Cya pal
stay
why is rip only for when ppl die
thank you for your message. you will be remembered until you awake.
shouldnt u also said for ppl who go to bed
rest in peace fish
I will rizz in piss
Im radiating heat
we are all created in gods image, and as such, are gods ourselves.
I don't support your self harm. Take care of yourself and everyone else.
Im like
Peace and love you know?
haii floof
Actually radiating heat more than normal
We created god in man's image
šļø
haiii
Im god
petpetpet
nice to meet you.
Im god and you all are getting white queso
floof. have you ever seen the sign on a freeway offramp?
thats one of the core human elements, why a top percentage owns most of the wealth and won't share or help others though, that is paramount to being happy for most of the human population in their nature. This is what creates hyper competive figures that we worship in sports and similar avenues.
its this giant sign and it says "PREPARE TO MEET THY GOD!"
i think i can find it on google maps
Prepare thyself
i have, i live right beside one
youāre assuming that what we see today is the ultimate natural state of humanity with that argument. I donāt believe the evidence supports that view
My bunk is turning into a hotbox without the blunt
and youāre also assuming that the ultrawealthy who donāt give back are happy
and theyāre the standard we should measure human nature against
and what happiness means for the rest of us against
also im not having the dude from gta iv talking to me while im driving
all of those are deeply flawed assumptions
what discord level is sledgehammer?
do yall ever just "drive around" somewhere on google maps street view?
I don't want copious wealth, I want to be a dragon
lol
its the state we have now and in the past, and since then there hasn't been much of a way to evolve from that.
I dont want copious wealth I want a volvo
The cool 240 wagon one
Hell yeah
I can fit a fridge back there
for as long as I live I will struggle to understand how volvos used to look like this
That looks kinda like an MGB
1961-73 volvo p1800
a really beautiful, sleek, sporty car
not masculine boxy volvos of today
I like the VW Karmann Ghia
although it did come in a much rarer sports wagon version
which looks a lot more like a traditional volov
we all had dreams of what we wanted to be but we still have to do mundane tasks to survive, and no one is smiling 24/7
this car i'm talkin about looks kinda like a ghia
ghias are nice
i prefer things
is there a kenshi discord
none of your 'argument' has any basis of which to stand on
and i think you misunderstand, i am a dragon
it's not that active
not as active as here at least
Yooo
well, itās true that there isnāt some perfect past we can just go back to and have people live in harmony with one another. However it isnāt true that the only way to live is in callous disregard for other people either. We evolve past a problem in the way humans have evolved past other problems relevant to our survival: by reinventing ourselves and our understanding to fit to our environment, then reinventing the environment to suit our purposes
we didnāt move past the survival challenges of the past by working alone and only for ourselves
its already borderline walking on egg shells in "political territory" so its not fit for Zomboid general chat really anyways.
in the chinese zodiac, I am a dragon.
agreed, but I believe in crime ;p
2000?
In the Chinese zodiac I'm just a rat for some reason
the previous dragon
fair that :P
I feel a little mistreated
uhhh, 1988?
that's the one

imma literal dragon :D
i told you i'm an old man
whats 1988 minus 4
born just in time to appreciate the fall of the soviet union
I got goat
did age give you wisdom, share it with us here
TELL ME SHARK WHATS 1988 MINUS 4
19
oh shit I just realized my name's still like this
My brain works like this
Is the guy born in 2000 that old?
Nah
So any car from that year isn't old
Thats how I judge age lol
my truck isn't old!
just because it has manual locks and windows
i have a 2000 toyota tacoma with 200k miles on it
yes, old but not ancient

pour one out for the homies...
Where are you getting this
Where do you stand in the world population? Enter your age and you will find out: The world population in the year you were born ? How many people were born the same year as you ? How many are still alive ? How many are dead ? How many are older than you ? How many are younger than you ? Generationās evolution proposed by lāinstitut nation...
wait til you have to work or die!
destroy
My soul still feels as stupid as I did 10 years ago
Thats probably an over exaggeration
But I am pretty stupid at times
my soul is a neanderthal that lived a hundred thousand years ago and stopped maturing at age 19
my wife is a victorian era aristocrat
in her 70s
i'm really not sure how we get along
lol i have definitely spent more than that
I have trouble sleeping
stop killing people
If I am asleep I am essentially a corpse
Did you know that kids that were born in 2004-2005 are old enough to drink
look outside
Which country
i cant believe they took 20 years to drink
Any country
why arent they dead
thats so tupid
Germany.
even babies drink
It's legal to drink any age
The highest age limit on the alcohol drinking is 21
So 9+10 years roughly
woter is better
agreed
I taste the alcohol too much
doesnāt really hurt, or at least thatās not the part that bothers me
too much carbonation in soda hurts a bit too, same with spice, but that isnāt always a bad thing
Taste it less
I donāt know how to manually tune my taste buds bro ;v;
just drink woter
Iād have to drink alcohol a lot more than I want to in order to eventually get used enough to it to halfway enjoy it
Simple solution is not to drink
thatās the solution I be using!
woter
So many water addicts in this chat
Iāll sip on something if thatās what everyone else is drinking, just for stimulation
but alcoholic drinks just arenāt my first or even second choice
someone convince me that honey isn't gross
i fucking love honey
Is it too thick..?
gross: ||its bee vomit, fam.||
heās put off by the whole ābug vomitā angle
mind you i eat raw honey from local producers so my taste may be skewed
Shit, man.
if it tastes good I eat it
tell bee that ur eating her vomit
i bet you i can find a poison that tastes delicious
and tbh idk how you convince someone that their subjective interpretation of the information (that bees regurgitate stuff to make honey is gross) is false
clorox tastes good
honey isnāt poison
yommers
oh if you dont like it thats fine, i just like it so i say i like it
if I do that I'll call the hotline
2 of them, probably
hmm
if you think honey isnāt tasty, or if even if it is tasty conceptually it grosses you out, I dunno if Iām capable of gaslighting you into feeling some other way lol
cow titty juice is kind of gross too
i dont like honey
Cheese is just rotten milk
but itās great for food
Can't you like dose yourself on poison to build a resistance
just, being a creature of flesh that must eat to survive is kinda gross
rotten udder excretions are delicious...
but mammalian udder excretions are biologically food.
And milk comes out of dirty cows that we impregnate and abuse to take it from their weird things on their bottom
so is honey bro
is honey biologically food for bees? do bees eat honey?
do they feed it to their growing babies?
yes they do, and it provides nutrition for us too
Chats getting weirdly into detail, I sleep now
Yes?
Why would they make it if it wasn't something useful to them
honey is nutritional to bees, alongside nectar and "bee bread", so yes, it is intentionally a food item
maybe it was insulation or something
I crave the strength and certainty of steel
bee bread?
interesting
what did I miss
bee bread and bee vomit
Technically any natural food is gross
You are eating something that had definitely grown out of shit and rotten organisms
So its even worse than honey
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35958247/
this paper also proposes it has a number of benefits for the overall quality of health in the hive
Honey is the source of energy for the European honey bee, <i>Apis mellifera</i>. Beyond simple nutrition and a hedge against the seasonal, geographic, and chemical unpredictability of nectar, honey has properties that protect the hive against various stresses. Enzyme-mediated detoxification during h ā¦
itās subjective more than arbitrary imo
a distinction without a difference
i just tried to boot up for my server the first time in a while and i get this message "server has stopped during launch (normal termination)" I haven't changed the mod order or anything, any ideas?
well maybe not in your sentence
wow i think that you guys have convinced me that either honey is not gross, or if i apply the same grossness logic to everything else I eat, I will starve.
hi chat
like... if honey is gross... explain how an apple is gross?
I find eating gross
But be sure you have enough ram and computing power
an apple is like apple tree testicles?
autism is great
i love being perpetually underweight because i dont enjoy eating
I love being hyper aware of every sensation in my mouth
Easy, it was genetically modified by centuries of selective planting to be monstrous, unnatural form of its wild self
where do i check that?
i'm perpetually overweight because eating is the only thing that consistently generates dopamine
For human benefits
im not sure how that could convince you
to be honest
you can make anything seem 'gross'
that's not that bad
Yes bees eat honey. Honey is the hive's food stores. They use it to make the walls and chambers in it, and the workers will directly mouth-to-mouth feed the queen bee with honey
the tree testicle angle might be better for grossing slappy out
a helpful thought pattern for us has been avoiding thinking in human terms
it has led to some interesting subconscious decisions that help define our individual personalities
a lot of things have this
bees included
cows, chickens
dogs even
wild bees my beloved <3
Horses dont exist
i dont mind eating balls
humans!
real
you tree slut
i find the idea of eating flesh gross compared to eating something grown out of the dirt
cause i like dirt
yeah that was as gross as i could think of for an apple... but that's not that gross
Honey is bee vomit.
HAHAHAHAH
Meat is animal flesh.
yeah
for real though i am a dragon contained within a human's body, and this leads to some interesting mental shenanigans
Vegetables are plant flesh.
my war on agriculture will start with the eradication of the bees
if it not life, it dust :(
all will fall suit
yeah i agree with that. but for some reason eating the flesh of an apple doesn't sound that strange
real
if youre gonna kill bees please start with wasps and killer bees
stink eats dirt
we've already done that, honeybees outcompete local bees in many environments
i hate killer bees!
eating the flesh of a bird? weird. fish? why? cow? that's messed up.
when i was a boy i did
real
But otherwise yeah, pretty much everything today was selectively bred to be monstrous forms of themselves, then grown on something that almost certainty came in contact with shit or decomposed bodies
but apple... not that bad
true! Itās just less messy, violent, and visceral to extract plant flesh from the world than killing an animal to eat it
you know... i don't think eggs are gross
except now that i'm thinking about it
they are at least as gross as honey
yes
i fucking hate eggs
yes I enjoy ripping plants apart and sucking out their juicy insides
we just got really good at processing food items
they smell bad
You are eating something that chicken intent to be their babies
not really
nah eggs aren't fertilized
i like scrambled eggs
i dont enjoy anything else about them
non fertilized eggs arent meant to be bebe
boiled eggs make scales crawl
well they pass eggs whether theyāre fertilized or not
i went to this farm and chickens would just lay eggs on a busy walkway and wander away from them
eating a fertilized egg would feel weird to me
exactly
donāt quote me on that-
immortalized
i mean if you think about it hard enough ANYTHING you can possibly think of can be made gross
Check your task manager - > performance and see how much ram you have. 16 gigs recommended
theres this great clip of a guy getting ready for breakfast and a chicken lays an egg on a corrugated metal panel, dropping it down onto his frying pan on the stove
Leather clothes - You are wearing the skin of an animal
but not apples!
dude just accepts that hes eating egg
Can we get a pin from mods
please no-
@stone meadow
frogski, attach this bird to the wall
apples aren't covered in shit
they aren't made of shit
they aren't made of excreted bodily fluids
or the flesh of an animal
You ripped off a piece of the tree's flesh and ate it
its the tree's annual testicles
the fruit is just part of the tree's reproductive system
that it drops on the ground
you ATE its REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM
I dont want my "Frogski doming us" message to be the last pin
you literally put its SEED in your MOUTH
its good for you and the tree though
seeds aren't gross... like sunflower seeds?
well itās similar, but more like itās a piece of flesh thatās designed to be removed easily or fall off
nothing is gross about a sunflower seed.
yeah im sure the tree likes when you put its reproductive organs in your mouth
you know what is surprisingly gross? figs.
honey isn't intended as a waste product though, unlike other bodily fluids
ooooh there's a good line
well hey
you get food, it gets its seeds spread elsewhere presumably with some bonus fertilizer
semen isnāt a waste product either
where do you draw the line of what's gross? I don't eat waste products... i like that.
its just efficient to have your main workforce also being biological bakeries
an unfertilized egg is technically a waste product
yall know about the ||fig wasp?||
wait until you find out how cows eat food
noooooooo but you are right
n⦠no?
but fertilized eggs are GROSS!
"why are you booing me? i'm right" ahh
ffff i think eggs are gross
cows eat grass, chew on it, put it in their stomach, vomit it back out, and then keep chewing it.
They repeat this cycle for hours.
look what i get for having this conversation
cheese is gross... but its delicious
i don't see the problem here
but milk isn't a waste product
I donāt have to be the one to eat grass all nasty-like
milk is less gross than unfertilized eggs
the digested food isn't a problem, it was in you once, it's the environment contaminating it that's the problem
wheat grass shots are enjoyable
how the cow eats isnāt my problem as far as the gross factor is concerned
bees vomit honey out of their mouths to be eaten by other bees
the cow probably ate a lot of grass that had at least a little poo on it
bees will directly feed queen bees mouth-to-mouth
BLECH!!!
freaky
this makes it even better 

So do birds
if that was the only way to eat honey
was to have it fed to you by bees
i would not eat honey
100%
i don't like bees on my skin
and all worker bees are female š³
or in my orifices
would it be worse if it was one giant bee feeding you honey mouth to mouth or a bunch of bees?
slappy in a scenario where that would happen you would bee the queen bee in this scenario and it would bee completely acceptable for your species
what a torturous question
beecause you are a bee
I think wasps on your skin would be worse
lmao
i didn't want to think about that at all
imho being a bee and beeing in the swarm would be real cozy
this is awful
Iām cracking up
and the queen is female too
actually heres a better example
They're all roommates
slappy do spiders bug you?
i really hope the devil isn't taking notes for when i go to thell
or just make you feel uncomfy in any way
but I think a bunch of bees?
yeah same
a bunch of bees in my mouth would be way worse than getting mouth from one big bee
no no i would prefer the bunch of bees
did you know that the male drone bees only ever mate with the queen once then they are banished from the hive forever
ohh
the big bee... its like you are looking at a regular bee with a macro lens
doesnt matter had sex
open wide my precious, i have some sweets for you
depends on the species
Not the worst thing
Look at how fuzzy it is
milk my vomit straw for sweet sustenance, earth bound flesh ape
yeah bees definitely arenāt the creepiest bugs out there
Iām wired in a way where I can find anything cute except most people
cocaine pollen!!!
and bees are also really chill, they only attack you if you scare them
bees are awesome
You can reach into a nest and grab a queen bee and all of the workers will hug your hand
thatās most animals, unless theyāre a hungry polar bear or something
bee liked that
Only better than bees are bumblebees
my thing for conquering fear of spiders was just considering how i would react to spiders if i also was a spider
Huge, fluffy and friendly round shapes
prey animals are often not chill
but theyāre only attacking because theyāre scared
there's a guy on the corner a couple blocks away that will attack you for a nickel.
i wonder if he only attacks because he's scared
who would you trust more
a random person
or
a bee
a bee
even a person sized bee
like, neither of you are gonna bite eachother, it'd be a terrible waste of venom which takes energy to make, and also youre both spiders, you're from the same species too, no threat here
the risk towards me if the trust is violated is a lot less when considering the bee
would you rather have 100 ant sized popes or one pope sized ant as cardinal
man so either I die or I let this fuzzy little thing dribble some sticky goo into my mouth from it's mouth
nah ants are scary
one pope sized ant
ants are nightmare fuel
I guess I would let the fuzzy thing dribble some sticky goo into my mouth
Good
mmm
dying of starvation seems unpleasant
a hundred tiny popes running around would be unsettling
slappy would make a good bee
one giant ant sounds cool
what if that's the point
if i let it feed me honey, do i get to pet it?
also when sona
beesona
beesona
Who would win 100 gorilla sized man or 1 man sized gorilla
beethesda
Bumblebeesona
I mean
the 100 gorilla sized men have the intelligence, manpower, and size advantage
"Humans are so evil! I've never seen any other animals wage wars against their own species!"
Me, ant-sized, ready to kill for the hive: (1 billion ants have died in this war)
one wimpy gorilla aināt winning
Im the one asking questions
gorilla sized men are bigger than man sized gorillas, right?
yeah
yes
then the gorilla sized men... duh
1 quadrillion lions vs the sun
however many lions it takes to collapse into a black hole which can then feed on the sun
I donāt know how many lions that would be
probably more than a quadrillion?
lad i don't mean to worry yah but i'm fucking boned there
i don't know what happens to flammable matter as it gets consumed by the sun. if i throw a log into a fire, the fire grows.
so i think the quadrillion lions would simply feed the sun.
Realistically I'd say the gorilla wins because Realistically everyone would run away after the first 2 are ripped in half
humans arent drones
nah this is a human sized gorilla
and itās facing 100 gorilla sized humans
the wimpier than average gorilla isnāt winning
baby gorilla versus an army of strongmen
who wins
well gee I fucking wonder
who would win
1 gorilla
or
1 quintillion ants
at best its a draw
if 100 lads got together
i think you underestimate how many ants that is
made a death pact they were sufficiently motivated to follow through with
they could kill the gorilla without weapons eventually
but a bunch of dudes would be seriously injured and probably die horrifically
I just ate some rotten bovine udder exretions, mixed with bacteria and fermented into a thick tangy paste. I sweetened it with some flower semen that a flying arthropod ate and then vomited back up.
it was delicious.
but if weāre considering the psychology of the human side of the equation
why not do so for the gorilla too?
Would you rather fight 100 chicken sized zombies or 100 zombie sized chicken
a hundred dudes chasing after a gorilla would scare it into running away
chickens are dinosaurs, man
have you guys seen those videos of people who would leave out food for ant scouts, the scout would run back to the hive to tell them about the food, and then when he gets back the person moves the food
and the dudes could chase it until it was tired
All because I went to sleep
I'm such a active member of this discord
So?
project zomboid shamblers? or like... i am legend type dudes?
Minecraft zombies
zombie sized chicken
i do not want to fight a single chicken upscaled to the size of a human.
the square cube law makes their legs worthless
that's like a cassowary
Its like the first question you get asked in Minecraft story mode
escaped 2 mindflayers
theyāre not chickens
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hell i don't think you could beat up 100 regular sized chickens assuming they were all aggro'd on you
that seems to be cheating the question
tbf it is
its not something to ponder about if the upscaled chicken is dramatically weaker than the regular sized chicken. the chicken was buffed and you are saying that it was in fact, nerfed.
Absolutely not
One has been enough to kill a person before
Plastic dinosaurs are also dinosaurs
realistically supersizing something without regard to its anatomy and design strategy would probably nerf it, but setting that aside I get your point
who would win
the sun
or
1 billion firefighters with a comically large firetruck
hell even a lone turkey is a force to be reckoned with.
Depends
Which kind of zombies?
Like default project zomboid zombies?
depends on how massive the comically large firetruck is
comically massive
that's a small dragon
Iām imagining chicken jockey zombies
The number of firefighters is irrelevant
NoOoOoOoOo
Iād die to both
project zomboid default zombies are only scary if you start confining the space that you are able to access.
like in a 5x5 cell with no weapons or escape... 1 pz zombie is scary
Would you rather fight 100 chicken jockeys or 100 jockey chickens
on a football field with lots of short fences, gates, and sight breaks?
what are the chickens jockeying on?
i could deal with a whole horde with enough time. and find places to rest as needed.
Iām not a very physical person so Iād die to that too prolly lol
On nothing, they are chickens that chicken jockeys use
fitness 3 lookin extremely underweight lookin ahh
so 100 chickens or 100 chickens giving rides to 100 baby zombies?
obviously Iām fighting the passive mobs
i'm like 1 fitness 3 strength extremely overweight lookin ahh
If they were jockeying on something it would be chicken jockey chicken jokey
but i can walk briskly around obstacles for a while
give me a big enough area and i can find somewhere to hide
They are not passive, they are after you
no violence needed
Pz characters are exceptionally strong too
Can you imagine two shotting someone by stomping on their head?
i could set up some lemmings style trap i suppose
So 100 angry chickens or 100 angry chicken jockeys with passive chicken
ummm
yes?
well Iād still fight the chickens, less hearts to crit out
No I'm talking sneakers
skull caps are strong
but if i stomp on a part with little bones connecting it
those little bones aint shit vs a stomp
well yeah the pz character does get reliable stomp kills with ease
i'm not going to google this
It's not as easy as it looks I tried
bruh
"how to stomp..."
Or Maybe because I was rather small at the time
keep your assault confessions out of general chat
āhow easy and convenient is it to kill someone by stomping on their head?ā
āpros and cons to curb stomping someone to deathā
āplaces to buy heavy footwearā
"best footwear for..."
"best 5 places to stomp on to kill someone"
curb
facts
"Heavy boots tierlist - you won't believe S tier"
wife signs up for internet
puts 2 factor authentication on her account
asks me to pay the bill
needs 2 factor authentication while she's sleeping >.<
i feel like i don't care if someone hacks my internet account
wake her ass up!
its past due lol
Don't
Just read her mind to get the password
Whats so hard about it
this reminded me to pay a different bill
when i got the bill, i noticed i had been overcharged and asked for a corrected invoice to be sent to me.
they said "oh yeah, we did overcharge you"
and now the new invoice they have undercharged me
and i feel like i should say something
donāt correct them a second time lmao
he said he was embarrassed the first time!
I wouldn't want to embarrass him a second time
oh itās a guy you know?
no
first time customer
but when i said hey you over charged me he said "oh my gosh i'm so embarrassed."
surely he charged me correctly and was being generous š
surely
either heās being generous or he really needs to get his stuff in order when writing up the invoices lol
You lie
you could just let him know, sounds like youāre not giving it to comcast or something, but either way I donāt think youāre in the wrong
You know this isn't right
You could screw him over
if you let him know again and it wasnāt on purpose he might just be like āoh. that was⦠totally on purposeā
do what you wanna do about it
to point out the undercharge, I said thank you for the discount, on future services, I'm happy to pay the full price that we originally agreed to.
I highly doubt it
If there's an undercharge he will be screwed
The money has to come from somewhere
just out of sheer embarrassment I mean
man see i had this take too
It's going to come out of his paycheck
like i don't want to feel like i scammed this guy
thatās fair lol
he owns a small business and he is paying someone for 2 hours of labor... he didn't do any labor... i'm paying him way more than the cost of 2 hours of labor.
Well that should have been discussed initially when you agreed on the price
i'll spell out the scenario and maybe that will change your understanding.
Never in a million years would I have guessed that this is a RoN sticker
indeed
Do what you feel is right, I don't need all the details and I certainly don't claim that I have better morals than any of you
discussed and agreed to fees:
$40.50 per service. Original price, $45 per service, but you get a small discount for using the service twice in a day.
$8 additional fee per service
original invoice:
$45 per service
$8 additional fee
$8 PREVIOUSLY UNDISCLOSED UNMENTIONED FEE
new invoice:
$40.50 per service
NO ADDITIONAL FEES.
and then he gave me a 10% discount on top of this, as an apologize for the inconvenience
so i feel like i'm looking a gift horse in the mouth if i correct him a 2nd time
So he pulled 8$ fees out of his ass after you agreed on the price?
yeah!
Fair game then
yeah i convinced myself that it wasn't bad karma to accept his generous discount
I just woke up. Not touching today
greetings gentleman
greetings
welcome back to another day of life
i just found out that manual hair clippers exist
I'm not sure if I'm being welcomed but hello
i just discovered a community where the go around wearing anime heads
is like furry but anime
nah you are lmao
I started my morning with a fight at the bus stop
did you win
It was descalated
the heck
like is that the same thing?
No
and there's like... plural systems in here as well... is that the same thing?
Whats furry but anime
Shoulda knocked his ass out man
I dont know why im advocating for violence today lmao
I donāt think assuming peopleās interests or identities being different from yours as evidence for mental illness is the way to go about things
Exactly what a heretic would say
but I also donāt think someone being mentally ill means they deserve less respect, them being an asshole does
i agree with this
and i agree with this
so to me the question doesnāt impact my behavior all that l much
I have lectures I don't have time to deal with the police
i kinda dont care what anyone is bcs it has nuthin to do with me
and so if your identity was / is handsome bird with beautiful plumage, but you understand english and can use discord... i should just accept that because it doesn't concern me?
maybe we should stop the disscusion aye
Before someone gets into trouble
meh I think you donāt have to believe what people say about themselves to be not-bigoted
It's probably going to be me
This isnt something to discuss here
B42 MP when
Cops when they see me reaching for my stupidity sized spoon inside of my pants
whoa i like that. but it seems like i've offended people so i'll stop talking. thanks.
Someone reset the counter please
bigotry also has an objective and historical element to it
furries and weebs are not people who experience historical systemic oppression
its funny because i asked someone in here if i could ask them questions about themselves and they told me they didn't want to talk about it in dms and told me to ask about it while they were in general chat
wtf are you guys yappin bout
Whatever
general stuff
Like it used to be a topic about how honey is gross
so asking whether or not all of that is the same thing?
none of it is exactly the same but there is some overlap
We have a meme for that
yum yum honey :3
Surprisingly other counters are yet to be reset
I don't 
What about beesvax
is beeswax also made out of pollen?
are bees magic or have humans figured out how to make honey and beeswax out of pollen without bees?
excellent building material
not in places with high temperatures
Idk
Beeswax cake
What dms
sussy dms
worker bees are little biological factories, while i feel you could probably make synthetic honey it would be more resource intensive and would taste worse than actual honey
you throw around that word cake a little too loosely.
Yours
i like cake but i don't think i would eat that
Beeswax (also known as cera alba) is a natural wax produced by honey bees of the genus Apis. The wax is formed into scales by eight wax-producing glands in the abdominal segments of worker bees, which discard it in or at the hive. The hive workers collect and use it to form cells for honey storage and larval and pupal protection within the beehi...
i feel like cake should be reserved for things that you eat
Check the second image
things like "urinal cake" should be called something else
i see that but i think it should be called something else
beeswax is technically edible in the sense that it isn't harmful to consume, but you can't digest it so it has little value to the body
cake is a delicious baked good
excellent material historically though, from the primer @ wikipedia's beeswax page it was one of the first polymers to be employed by humans
Hello all!
isn't that literally cake?
or like a loaf of sandwich bread?
is a loaf of sourdough a cake?
hmmm...
no.
crusty sourdough bread is not a cake
Like loaf of white brick bread with cream on top
cakes don't have crust!
but white bread has a pretty thin crust.
banana bread with butter on top i would consider cake
banana bread with or without butter is absolutely cake
Cheesecake, no?
cheesecake is a misnomer, cheesecake is not a cake
its a pie
its a cheese pie
but that's already a word for pizza
Is cheesecake a pizza
definitely not
cheesecake is a dessert
pizza is an entree
this is the linch pin of the societal contract
like pineapple?
"fold it like a pie" ????
Like fold it
Do not fold my pie nor my cheesecake.
you may fold your pizza.
i will have my cheesecake unfolded, you heathen.
I will fold your pie
DO NOT CREASE
pie is not foldable
cake is not foldable
cheesecake is not foldable.
You fold a pizza and get a pie, since its a baked good with toppings inside of the dough
unfolded pizza is already a pie
this changes nothing
all pizzas are pies but not all pies can be folded
Huh, never thought of that
the crust of most things that are called pies is not pliable enough to fold.
i'm an origami expert, I know about folding.
I will fold the fanta cake
like the soda?
Fanta cake (German: Fantakuchen, pronounced [ĖfantaĖkuĖxÉn]) is a cake originating from Germany, made with a sponge cake base. The primary ingredient is Fanta, a carbonated soft drink which creates a fluffier texture than typical sponge cakes due to effervescence. The cake is topped with either a simple lemon glaze or a creamy layer made of ...
am i going to find something completely unrelated to this image and possibly obscene if i google that?
sponge cakes are more of a table centerpiece than a desert
go onek yourself
i don't agree with this take
"guest towels are decorative"
THEY ARE STILL TOWELS!
If I can't wipe my wet hands with it, its not a towel.
just because you decorated with a cake doesn't mean i'm not going to eat it
yeah, im saying its not that good of a desert
Are humans a towel
sponge cakes i eat
it is considerred unacceptable wo wipe your wet hands on another human without permission
if you had permission, a human would still not be a towel due to lacking the other properties of a towel.
would that qualify as a kink
yeah i'm looking at pictures and i can't find a sponge cake i wouldn't eat
there are better confectionary that you can treat yourself with
No
What are the properties of a towel then
well first of all a towel is made of fabric and thread
towels don't have organs
or blood
towels are not animals
isnt the frosting the only enjoyable part of a sponge cake
disagree
the cake is enjoyable on its own. the frosting is enjoyable on its own. they are compatible and enhance the enjoyability of the other item when combined.
i guess im not just a fan of sponge cakes
japanese people don't even frost their sponge cake
like that's bread
all cakes are bread but not all bread is cake
no way dude
i like the bottom left image
that is not bread
is cornbread bread?
too much bread
is a brioche bun bread?
its not bread cause sugar
is dutch crunch bread?
This cake discussion lasted for much longer than I expected
Bread contains sugar
i know
A whole lot of it
yes
i agree that this is not cake
yes
but i feel really strongly that this is bread
disagree
But so dont some types of cake
thats not necessary, just helps with rising and preservatives
some types of cake does not equal many types of bread
the bread bible
i would say yes, its a fast bread
and you have not answered about the cornbread!
cornbread
oh you just did
this is all subjective but i still dont think spongecake is a bread
it has almost no similarities with bread
i do hate frosting as well tbh
way too sweet
flour is the common denominator... but also butter, milk, and eggs are present in many things that are called "bread."
is everything with flour bread
tortillas are bread, yes.
is naan bread?
this conversation is frustratingly futile
Isn't "Naan" literally translated to bread?
probably
i'm sorry i thought it was fun
but id say its different to the western concept of bread
Like, "Naan Bread" is the same as saying "Soviet Union"
la ferrari ferrari
What even is the conversation
those are really pretty
banana
the root of this was trying to determine if sponge cake was bread
but like farty said, it doesn't matter
No, it's cake, it's in the name
sponge cake is sponge cake
You're trying to sort things using a binary that just isn't universally applicable
if you think cake can be bread you need to evaluate your eating habits
this isn't wrong
Binaries typically are not universally applicable
real
i have had a burger with "buns" that were simply donuts
its botanically a fruit since vegetables dont exist in botany
so donuts are bread
but its a culinary vegetable
gross
... Bagel?
but like farty said, i have quastionable eating habits
Hold on, my ex-gf is a culinary major specialized in pastry
I'll ask her
99% chance she won't respond though
you should play spess slapper
this conversation is just
im a tider man
d - o - n - u - t
hurting my brain
delicious 10/10 would eat if it was impossible meat
Oh, okay, heresy, got it.
american food is shit because we normalized selling the lowest quality food at the lowest price to the masses
its not even low price
ok you got me there
what about spicy + sweet?
good combo
like habenero chocolate bars
normalized selling at the highest price point they can and then some
sweet and spicy is nice
i would buy habenero ice cream if it was at the store
i can't do that i literally have an appointment with my admissions counselor in 10 hours
i need to finish school
Probably because of portions
valid
i eat so much potatoes and oatmeal
but i suppose that isn't really fitting the mold of lowest quality food at the lowest price
is oatmeal low quality food?

hai chat
i know
i hunger
its weird
what type on the bristol stool scale?
delicious choice
indeed
seems pretty healthy then

maybe days where you didn't drink as much liquids?
yeah
Maybe eat something light and sleep?
or when im hungover
maybe
I'm thinking of uninstalling discord
whys that
after participating in this conversation with me, its hard to blame you.
my user doesnt lie, im a man of good poops



