buh time to shower
#general_chat
karmic jetty
last spoke
I'm sooooo funny
harsh vault
give me a joke then
gilded bridge
I found you to be rather serious from my limited interactions with you
toxic relic
why
last spoke
Have you seen my deck?
harsh vault
Have you seen my deck?
no
toxic relic
all my neighbours wanna sit on my deck
harsh vault
all my neighbours wanna sit on my deck
that one funny ad
karmic jetty
my deck is better than ur deck
karmic jetty
guh
last spoke
Look at my deck
toxic relic
soldiers shower: pits, bits and face
harsh vault
balatro so booorrrinngg
gilded bridge
Have you seen my deck?
That sounds intentionally inappropriate
harsh vault
brb chat
tidal spire
nya'
toxic relic
nova hasnt seen the ad
last spoke
balatro so booorrrinngg
It's a number go up game
last spoke
That sounds intentionally inappropriate
I'm just talking about my deck
Was asking if anyone's seen it
burnt kite
balatro so booorrrinngg
the dealer, the 50 year old crack head and a criminal on a run watching me bring blueprint paper, a mail in rebate form, a literal drunkard and a near-extinct banana to the poker table
toxic relic
gilded bridge
nova hasnt seen the ad
I have, that one is even more inappropriate because -if I remember correctly-it has children
toxic relic
lmao
thin wedge
true
gilded bridge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6c4Nupnup0
I was unfortunately right
burnt kite
i only got matador once, for collection
last spoke
Rebate is crazy
burnt kite
and never touched it again
last spoke
Same
burnt kite
Fun fact, Blueprint is compatible with Luchador
how would that work
you sell the blueprint?
last spoke
If either of them are copying Luchador during a boss blind, you can sell them instead of the Luchador
And it will disable the boss blind
burnt kite
and why the hell would you do that 
last spoke
and why the hell would you do that <:panic:721361533623599174>
You wouldn't
You just can
burnt kite
why can i can?
last spoke
I don't see a reason they'd be incompatible
burnt kite
it does sound like a tupid waste of a blueprint
last spoke
Yeah. It is, no doubt about it
burnt kite
unless you are a 300 iq elo 69420 balatro genius who can get to naneinf with a deck of 8 balls
last spoke
But from a mechanical standpoint, there's no reason for it to be incompatible
burnt kite
they hunger
last spoke
Multiple copies of Oops do stack, but they are not compatible with copy jokers
burnt kite
im too scared to use all 6s
last spoke
Bloodstone without Oops is just begging for trouble
Why would you be afraid of Oops?
Glass? Just don't use glass
burnt kite
i have no idea
last spoke
The only time Oops negatively affects your chances are Glass and The Wheel
burnt kite
i dont feel experienced enough to fuck with odds
last spoke
You're not fucking with odds, you're just doubling A in "A out of B"
Lucky cards with Oops go so hard
last spoke
2 in 4 chance for 20 Mult 2 in 20 for $20
burnt kite
when i feel like balatroing it
last spoke
Negativity bias
WoF is kinda a nothing burger is the thing
Editions on jokers are kinda meh
burnt kite
Editions on jokers are kinda meh
but what if im trying to get 10 negative credit cards and go into debt
last spoke
I mean 1.5x is 1.5x, but you'd much rather use Aura on your cards because retriggers go hard
burnt kite
but what if im trying to get 10 negative credit cards and go into debt
just for it to be reset by the ox
last spoke
but what if im trying to get 10 negative credit cards and go into debt
How does Wheel help with that?
burnt kite
negative edition probably
last spoke
What do you mean huh?
last spoke
Fun fact, at least for Aura, each edition is weighted at 50%, 37.5% and 12.5% for Foil Holo and Poly
harsh vault
this vexes me
usin big words are ya now
burnt kite
yes
harsh vault
am proud of you
toxic relic
how is vex a big word
neat moat
I'm in the uncomfortable middle where I dont burn easily just enough for me to get comfortable before getting burnt
toxic relic
sunscreen
burnt kite
last spoke
That's an emerald
neat moat
bleck
last spoke
🥔My post doing numbers on Autism Tumblr
neat moat
I'm in the uncomfortable middle where I dont burn easily just enough for me to g...
maybe this will answer your question
neat moat
🥔My post doing numbers on Autism Tumblr
show show show show
karmic jetty
https://tenor.com/view/smt-matador-shut-up-bro-bla-bla-bla-shin-megami-tensei-gi...
flashback to nocturne matador
last spoke
🥔I'm sure you can find me
harsh vault
hai chat
burnt kite
🥔My post doing numbers on Autism Tumblr
the potato man himself is here
karmic jetty
the tater looks like a butt
last spoke
the tater looks like a butt
🥔>:(
karmic jetty
butthead
harsh vault
max is a butthead
last spoke
the potato man himself is here
🥔I'm gonna give you like 4 seconds to figure out how you got that wrong twice at once
glossy light
how long do the tv shows last, is it 30 minutes?
karmic jetty
what show
glossy light
life and living
burnt kite
🥔I'm gonna give you like 4 seconds to figure out how you got that wrong twice a...
not a man, and not here?
idk
neat moat
🥔I'm sure you can find me
I'm turning you into fries now
last spoke
🥔I won't taste good
harsh vault
I'm turning you into fries now
ima turn you into fish fillet
toxic relic
can't stand the feel of it
spray sunscreen
karmic jetty
who uses slimey sunscreen
harsh vault
me
toxic relic
karmic jetty
does that make u orange
toxic relic
no
karmic jetty
oo spf100
neat moat
spray sunscreen
that's sticky
toxic relic
how
neat moat
I hate sticky
toxic relic
shade
harsh vault
i love sticky
toxic relic
be quiet child
harsh vault
uh
last spoke
not a man, and not here?
🥔You got one I guess.
stiff geyser
What
last spoke
🥔Tired
harsh vault
i dunno
stiff geyser
Chat is B43 out?
toxic relic
staying out of the sun is your best bet ig
harsh vault
soon
last spoke
toxic relic
omar is the only one that can play b43
neat moat
staying out of the sun is your best bet ig
my job is in the sun
toxic relic
hat
neat moat
no hats
toxic relic
no hats allowed?
harsh vault
hey ghoti, i have blahaj blast
neat moat
I could, but I won't waste my money on a stupid hat
stiff geyser
Imagine using hats
toxic relic
well, its for your health
stiff geyser
I don't need a hat. I ain't bald
neat moat
I think if I want an actual incenstemt I should get one of those plastic jackets
toxic relic
if not, then youll deal with sun burns
neat moat
black ones the feildworkers wear
toxic relic
get that
neat moat
Yee
toxic relic
I don't need a hat. I ain't bald
ok
neat moat
I tried using my jacket actually but I got hot lmao
toxic relic
no shit
harsh vault
wait ghoti, you are a blue collar worker?
neat moat
no
toxic relic
he wants a black field jacket so, black collar worker
harsh vault
oh
harsh vault
oki
stiff geyser
Hi busy, I'm Fred
karmic jetty
if not, then youll deal with sun burns
heh sub burns
toxic relic
heh sub burns
i, apparently, cant type today
stiff geyser
You'll get your bunker when TIS fixes the damn ramps!
stiff geyser
I have a huge copy pasta with a rant against PZ ramps
toxic relic
i dont want to see it
karmic jetty
need more speed bumps
stiff geyser
I might get auto muted if I post it frfr
ruby river
my cilantro is germinating :)
karmic jetty
cilantro is the card game
toxic relic
coriander
harsh vault
hey stink, hows the weather over there
toxic relic
is this a genuine question
harsh vault
ye
toxic relic
harsh vault
oh
karmic jetty
bro lives in a beef wellington
toxic relic
real
ruby river
hey stink, hows the weather over there
its currently overcast but it was sunny and 73°
stiff geyser
New Zealand 😔
ruby river
wow its below freezing there
ruby river
my name isnt Celsius Ben
karmic jetty
we use real units here
stiff geyser
Fr
toxic relic
its in celsius
karmic jetty
none of that 🦅 sht
toxic relic
not fucking fahrenheit
stiff geyser
-40C° 🤝 -40F°
toxic relic
karmic jetty
i refuse this union
ruby river
-40C° 🤝 -40F°
233 kelvin
karmic jetty
must be pretty sweet to have ur name as units
stiff geyser
What
karmic jetty
think about it
harsh vault
i deem tarkov as peak
karmic jetty
mm yea thats about 20 zerols
ruby river
must be pretty sweet to have ur name as units
Newtons
karmic jetty
15 ryes
onyx igloo
rye loafs
harsh vault
rye bread
ruby river
Ok but why did Amerigo Vespucci get two ENTIRE CONTINENTS named after him
ruby river
Who else? John Europe?
ruby river
Doggerland
karmic jetty
is called zeelandia ✨
karmic jetty
monka
harsh vault
and i own it
harsh vault
zerol
harsh vault
does this flashlight make me look fat
karmic jetty
can u shine it closer
harsh vault
no
karmic jetty
to ur temple
karmic jetty
harsh vault
i love pyrocynical
karmic jetty
nah he fellouf
bronze moat
i deem tarkov as peak
Roxy ara ara vs zombies is peak
karmic jetty
slopical
stiff geyser
Imagine fighting zombies smh
harsh vault
you are the zombie
stiff geyser
Nah
I just live in a bunker fr
I should calculate how many units of storage are in the bunker lol
harsh vault
enough
neat moat
Roxy ara ara vs zombies is peak
death sounds next
bronze moat
Imagine fighting zombies smh
Day 1 for Roxy:
bronze moat
death sounds next
I just got some made for critical hits, stomps etc.
Roxy has not died in 3 IRL year tho
toxic relic
its camping shirt weather
karmic jetty
half sword players when i show them full sword
toxic relic
the "im going to drink my days away and gamble behind new world" starter pack
bronze moat
control deez
4,000 hours all controller. I control deez well
toxic relic
👍
karmic jetty
deez bender
ruby river
https://youtu.be/Q1OreyX0-fw
Good video
onyx igloo
harsh vault
im gonna play spess all night
not the spess
toxic relic
yes the spess
harsh vault
paradise?
harsh vault
of course you do
toxic relic
dude
i feel like a real er professional in spess
i know its fucking pathetic but damn
onyx igloo
im a medieval medic now cmere i got the bonesaw
karmic jetty
spessman
last spoke
N'awh cute, Dolphin has a lil Dolphin on it now
karmic jetty
thats a beluga
onyx igloo
thats an orca
karmic jetty
orca? thats from warcraft
onyx igloo
last spoke
That's very clearly a dolphin
toxic relic
i need 200u of chloral hydrate asap
on paradise its saline and my
onyx igloo
drink the saline
karmic jetty
saline is just salt woter
onyx igloo
DRINK
toxic relic
saline is peak
karmic jetty
its safe tupid
onyx igloo
I KNOW
toxic relic
if you dont have enough blood you can make do with saline
karmic jetty
NO U DONT
karmic jetty
NU UH
toxic relic
you don't
onyx igloo
I DO
onyx igloo
drink rock water
karmic jetty
saline? yea i know that singer
toxic relic
vampire always fucking sucks
onyx igloo
saline uh gomez
toxic relic
you need so much blood
i like to make an announcement for blood donation when i find out theres vamp
karmic jetty
fartass the type to make a food bank for mosquitos
toxic relic
no
well yeah
but the blood is for the victims
you need almost 2 whole units of blood bag to help 1 drained
karmic jetty
just tell ur bone marrow to work overtime
toxic relic
is ss14 med the same as ss13
karmic jetty
no surgery
karmic jetty
cant do surgery on grape
toxic relic
surgery is fun
harsh vault
i got banned from ss14 though
toxic relic
paradise surgery is great
karmic jetty
no erp
onyx igloo
no, theyre ecologically necessary
im aware
can i still call them stupid
toxic relic
no
karmic jetty
stupid? yea im with him
onyx igloo
hey pal im the stupid one
onyx igloo
i am
toxic relic
so, are you an mosquitoes the same
onyx igloo
i always have
toxic relic
that hate is ungrounded
its ok to have irrational negative depictions of oneself, but just know that they are baseless in this case
karmic jetty
karmic jetty
play sumthin else
toxic relic
rose kestrel
hello, we are about to launch an all out attack on your home, sincerely the IRS
karmic jetty
kcd2
karmic jetty
play nocturne remastered
toxic relic
hello, we are about to launch an all out attack on your home, sincerely the IRS
IRS doesnt exist here
onyx igloo
damn i was joking before but now the neurons are activating and im thinking about improving shit now
lmao
toxic relic
play nocturne remastered
toxic relic
damn i was joking before but now the neurons are activating and im thinking abou...
its always good to question fallacies you may hold
young kelp
with the amount of mods I have right now, it takes the game around 4-5 mins to open
toxic relic
rimworld
young kelp
I saw a post with someone's game opening after 47 mins
how many mods does that take???
toxic relic
incomprehensible numbers
toxic relic
they run windows xp
insane
karmic jetty
we been told theres gonna be upgrades to the workstations but i bet my ass is just windows 7
karmic jetty
are you jealous
not anymore
young kelp
Colony progress, 5 days left till V.O.I.D. becomes hostile
toxic relic
at least you can fuck around with the colours and themes on windows 7
why dont they just switch to linux
if they dont wanna pay for windoes
karmic jetty
is the guvernment
karmic jetty
servers yes
onyx igloo
binbows
karmic jetty
HAHAHAH
toxic relic
if it aint 20 yrs old it aint guvernment
zee works for the government
always knew you were a fed
karmic jetty
i dont
toxic relic
😠 
karmic jetty
if i did id have more clams
toxic relic
IT then
karmic jetty
no
toxic relic
it workers are the blue collar of white collar jobs
karmic jetty
nu uh
toxic relic
ya
karmic jetty
even worse
onyx igloo
you entertain the gov workers
jester?
karmic jetty
it involves handling lotso calls
toxic relic
no way
onyx igloo
i dont know if i can mentally handle phone call jobs
toxic relic
corpo speak
karmic jetty
yes and not english
toxic relic
are you fluent in this language
onyx igloo
corpo speak
i'd rather drive a 1956 chevrolet belair directly into a lightpole
karmic jetty
no
onyx igloo
at 100 mph
toxic relic
damn
onyx igloo
than speak that
toxic relic
same
karmic jetty
belair? yea will smith in that show
onyx igloo
i will stock shelves
toxic relic
real
karmic jetty
u gotta have stockholm for that
toxic relic
or just need money
onyx igloo
what is fnb
karmic jetty
food n beverages
toxic relic
hospitality in general is hell
karmic jetty
anything that involves other ppl
karmic jetty
pineapple under the sea
toxic relic
AYE AYE CAPTAIN
onyx igloo
me staring at the moronic individual who asked me where shoes are
(we are in a shoe store)
karmic jetty
me asking for grapes at the lemonade stand
heavy ivy
spongebob experiences delta-p and fucking dies
toxic relic
the good ending
onyx igloo
put me in an oil rig at the bottom of the ocean
isnt the stuff to operate the oil rig at the top
toxic relic
no
onyx igloo
thats just the living space?
toxic relic
all the shit that does stuff is at the stop
toxic relic
but a lot of rigs are configed where the operations are at the bottom
and the living space
onyx igloo
i could probably operate parts of an oil rig
heavy ivy
saturation divers?
candid patio
my wife just got back from a business trip
don't tell my wife but i really miss her when she's gone and i'm so happy that she's back
onyx igloo
probably more so maintenance at the top
karmic jetty
oil and gas is big moni
toxic relic
saturation divers?
would do this over working in hospitality
onyx igloo
my wife just got back from a business trip
don't tell my wife but i really miss ...
i had to leave my cats at home for 2 days
karmic jetty
if that bs didnt happen that day i wouldve been at a rig by now
onyx igloo
i nearly died of withdrawals
toxic relic
probably more so maintenance at the top
some rigs have the operations at the top, so its not universal
onyx igloo
the cat is my powering force
toxic relic
my wife just got back from a business trip
don't tell my wife but i really miss ...
im glad your spouse has returned
candid patio
i nearly died of withdrawals
when my wife and i travel together without our dogs, at least once an hour one of us will be like "I miss our dogs!11"
heavy ivy
would do this over working in hospitality
reasonable decision
candid patio
im glad your spouse has returned
❤️
toxic relic
indeed
toxic relic
if that bs didnt happen that day i wouldve been at a rig by now
zee really does yearn for the mines
toxic relic
understandable
karmic jetty
zee really does yearn for the mines
where there is clams there is me
toxic relic
drug trafficking
arms dealing
zee is there
in the dark room of the club closing deals
karmic jetty
schedule 1
toxic relic
i would deal drugs if i found a way
karmic jetty
me when i bought my only schedule
onyx igloo
im excited for a new update on that game
karmic jetty
our aspen piss business is thriving
candid patio
have yall seen Drive By Horizons?
its right there
toxic relic
its right there
you have 12 hour time, gross.
karmic jetty
its right there
wheres goku
heavy ivy
https://youtu.be/GyCMcu3uPIE?si=4jnOfOCdtNKqLSPy neat vid on repo mechanics
harsh vault
hai ember!
heavy ivy
heyooo
harsh vault
yay!
rain mango
hola
bronze moat
my grandfathers a veteran aswell
I got 3 grandpas (extra one from a divorce / remarry).
All 3 were in WWII.
bronze moat
you think they knew eachother?
Depends. One parachuted in, One dropped on Utah Beach on D Day. The other I believe was on Omaha beach?
bronze moat
ah
They all got enough point to go home after Europe too, so they never fought in Japan
onyx igloo
interesting
bronze moat
One came home and worked railroads. Country boy through and through
onyx igloo
pissant
thin wedge
indeed
bronze moat
FUN OLD MAN FACT
Hole in radiator? Drop a raw egg inside and turn on engine!
Egg frys and seals hole. Good for about an hour.
You got a hour to get to a mechanic!
rose kestrel
Anyone else remember giving away their parent's social security for those sweet phone ringtones in the early 2000's?
bronze moat
Anyone else remember giving away their parent's social security for those sweet ...
I ran up a $400+ phone bill calling 1 800 “pick up the phone”……..
half kettle
rest in pierce
worn nova
Hi
half kettle
Hello
worn nova
what's up?
bronze moat
Hiya
worn nova
It's so nice
toxic relic
Anyone else remember giving away their parent's social security for those sweet ...
im glad i was old enough to realise this was a scam and put my own credit card details in instead 
wanton briar
is this a project zomboid refrence?
rose kestrel
im glad i was old enough to realise this was a scam and put my own credit card d...
didn't have a phone until i was 12 but my siblings did this
lilac quarry
bro you're old
toxic relic
thanks
toxic relic
i am an old man
heavy ivy
can't believe fartface is [end credits]
bronze moat
bro you're old
Aren’t U 40+?
bronze moat
I'm in my 20's lol
Oh dam! Keep on rockin my dude.
Coulda sworn you were older
rose kestrel
fartface real identity is (cringe stoner actor glasses man laugh)
bronze moat
And party NOW before your knees go out and you can’t party
last spoke
How's the kid been btw?
lilac quarry
And party NOW before your knees go out and you can’t party
I exercise regularly so I'll be fine lol
toxic relic
can't believe fartface is [end credits]
stable cairn
Are allowed to ask game questions here with a screenshot, not necessarily tech support?
last spoke
I guess you could post the screenshot in #1162438206516645948 and link back to whichever of #pz_b42_chat or #pz_b41_chat are relevant
toxic relic
gonna have to fax nasko and ask permission
lilac quarry
harsh vault
hai loki
toxic relic
<:sad_yeehaw:514183194913013781>
neat moat
when I can finally buy shit again
ima buy new clothes
half dollar sized hole in my sock is killing me 😭
icy vigil
Why cant you buy shit again
bronze moat
half dollar sized hole in my sock is killing me 😭
Costco has a pack of 12 socks for $12!!!
icy vigil
By what
agile badger
whats the command to see your xp?
fathom igloo
my money is being held hostage essentially
By the iRS? Commit Tax fraud
neat moat
family
fathom igloo
(For legal purposes that was a joke)
severe agate
fathom igloo
The FBI doesn’t care about the IRS 🤣
onyx igloo
WHAT
IS THIS
300 WORDS ABOUT A EXCERPT FROM THE INAUGURAL ADDRESS
WRITTEN IN OLD TIMEY ENGLISH
toxic relic
why lmao
rose kestrel
A homeless guy just handed me my cash back after i mentioned i play project zomboid
wanton briar
guys
onyx igloo
wanton briar
who likes playing zoimboid
toxic relic
thats not old english
onyx igloo
its giving me an aneurysm
wanton briar
say me!!!
toxic relic
dude what the fuck
wanton briar
dude what the fuck
i'm sorry
toxic relic
you seriously cant read that
onyx igloo
what
toxic relic
you need to read something that isnt xbox live chat for once my guy
wanton briar
me too omg
timid kraken
everybody clap your hands
onyx igloo
you need to read something that isnt xbox live chat for once my guy
its probably cause im completely off schedule right now
wanton briar
if you love zomboid, and you want to show it, say Zomboid!
toxic relic
this is old english for your information
onyx igloo
i have been stuck behind and it messes WITH everything in my mind
toxic relic
i thought you meant that
onyx igloo
may god strike me down at this point
toxic relic
what you're reading is just normal language my guy
wanton briar
when i play zomboid it makes me feel good
toxic relic
may god strike me down at this point
nah bro, just take a breath
wanton briar
brick boy
onyx igloo
what
timid kraken
is it just me or im the only one who hasnt took a shower since 2021 😂 ✌️
timid kraken
why did you ping me for that
hi im Ping
onyx igloo
god
wanton briar
@timid kraken
onyx igloo
dont
timid kraken
what did u say my name for?
wanton briar
hello ping
onyx igloo
dont ping me
timid kraken
dont ping me
huh
timid kraken
dont ping me
my names Ping what does this mean
onyx igloo
this is just a bare bones "lets be united" speech
i think if im forced to write something i just dont wanna give a shit
like
wanton briar
my names Ping what does this mean
speak english
timid kraken
i think if im forced to write something i just dont wanna give a shit
HEY! This is a no swearing zone!
timid kraken
thats valid
Thanks
timid kraken
Edward scissors hands?
timid kraken
when im typing
toxic relic
puritanical rhetoric around 'cursing' is fucking prissy and unnecessary
timid kraken
Stop the swearing 🥹
onyx igloo
yeah i probably should
toxic relic
its understandable to be frustrated when forced to write things you care naught for.
and i know you're behind
but stressing yourself out will exacerbate this
its ok to take a second
toxic relic
maybe focus on work now
onyx igloo
yeah
toxic relic
onyx igloo
potato man calms all
dim cloak
my friend sent me this w/o context
frosty hare
my friend sent me this w/o context
I’m quite fond of these types of videos
hardy muralBOT
gleaming loom
does anyone wanna play im kinda new and i need ppl to play with
neat moat
does anyone wanna play im kinda new and i need ppl to play with
oh so apparently a car took out the power
something something public transportation
lost saffron
HYDROGEN BOMB VS HYDROGEN BOMB
toxic relic
ftl gayming
harsh vault
its ver popular
silver plank
Ftl = for the loss
swift crag
its ver popular
I barely see anyone play it now, was far bigger at least 7 years ago
still one of my favourite games.
toxic relic
i still play it; is gud
swift crag
i still play it; is gud
Obviously.
harsh vault
I barely see anyone play it now, was far bigger at least 7 years ago
its not a talkative game
toxic relic
Obviously.
lmao
swift crag
its not a talkative game
Well you'd expect people to rave about the crystal crusier
toxic relic
thank you
swift crag
You're welcome.
harsh vault
stink doesnt pain me
toxic relic
yet.
harsh vault
never will
swift crag
Not particularly.
toxic relic
you havent spoken to me long enough, maepple
swift crag
Neither have you spoken to me for long.
toxic relic
indeed
harsh vault
maepple is fren shaped
swift crag
maepple is fren shaped
Big noodl
toxic relic
job website jumpscare
harsh vault
yay!
toxic relic
do you have any more movie recs floofie
swift crag
I actually have a giant chillet plushie in my bed
toxic relic
i need someting while i play spess
fathom igloo
👻
swift crag
<@692228496331898921> wanna be frens?
Sure :3
silver plank
How about you play PZ
neat moat
Disrespecting your elders is very rude you know
neat moat
grounded 3 months
toxic relic
the virtue of respecting elders is abused
neat moat
no wifi
fathom igloo
millennial
plush cobalt
Abuse of a virtue does not a useless virtue make
toxic relic
books
harsh vault
MY DAYZ :C
swift crag
offline games
like FTL
toxic relic
i didnt say it was useless
plush cobalt
I only phrased that message that way because I was too lazy to figure out how to write it
toxic relic
just that it was abused
neat moat
offline games
would be an improvement
wild harness
@fathom igloo may I dm you please?
plush cobalt
I agree then
fathom igloo
<@866844214092234782> may I dm you please?
About?
toxic relic
neat moat
stink hates bedtime is all
wild harness
I need some help and I'd explain it over a dm this isn't the place to ask.
fathom igloo
Uhhh what
neat moat
sus
toxic relic
i spent the morning looking at burns
silver plank
I need some help and I'd explain it over a dm this isn't the place to ask.
Shoot me a dm
plush cobalt
Why were you looking at burns
fathom igloo
It’s the pink name isn’t it?
plush cobalt
Ohh
toxic relic
Why were you looking at burns
healing lattices
wild harness
@silver plank alrighty
fathom igloo
I don’t work here
toxic relic
and assays
plush cobalt
Ass says what
toxic relic
i love interdisciplinary research
fathom igloo
Please see management, we don’t validate parking.
toxic relic
especially with medicine 
wild harness
@fathom igloo Wasn't the name, it's because your a parent and I thought maybe you could help like a mom lmao..
but if not lol
fathom igloo
<@866844214092234782> Wasn't the name, it's because your a parent and I thought ...
Uhhhhh
plush cobalt
Well that's a little adorable and also odd
toxic relic
Ass says what
fathom igloo
Bluey and fruit snacks is my suggestion
plush cobalt
Lmao
toxic relic
touche
neat moat
I can be a mom
wild harness
so I can dm you?
neat moat
how hard could it be 🤭
fathom igloo
I guess, as long as it’s PG lol
neat moat
so I can dm you?
I mean I guess
plush cobalt
I've been the group mom before, surely it's exactly 1-to-1 with real parenting (surely)
neat moat
no
neat moat
we can make it 4 months if you want
harsh vault
we can make it 4 months if you want
u just hate me sigghh
toxic relic
I've been the group mom before, surely it's exactly 1-to-1 with real parenting (...
you seem like the group parent
fathom igloo
I've been the group mom before, surely it's exactly 1-to-1 with real parenting (...
Why is your house on fire? And why are there 6 toddlers running with pointy objects?
neat moat
I dont see them navigating human relations, no shade of course
plush cobalt
The sage is who I aspire to be, not who I am
toxic relic
he would either be the group parent or the one that reads at the party-likely both
toxic relic
I dont see them navigating human relations, no shade of course
i see it
plush cobalt
I am perfectly capable of managing a very small friend group
I can't make friends, but I can maintain them
fathom igloo
I am perfectly capable of managing a very small friend group
You’re not even capable of managing moe by yourself
toxic relic
so you're also the group admin
neat moat
hm
plush cobalt
You’re not even capable of managing moe by yourself
You expect me to manage that maniac
fathom igloo
You expect me to manage that maniac
He’s escaped. Again.
plush cobalt
Unsurprising
neat moat
I think its time to put the old beast down
fathom igloo
I think its time to put the old beast down
Define old
plush cobalt
Older than me
neat moat
outliving it's usefulness
fathom igloo
Moe is literally 6 months old
polar kernel
ee
neat moat
6 months too old
fathom igloo
Can we put cool chip down too?
polar kernel
please!!!
neat moat
yeah chip is clealry suffering
fathom igloo
Uhhhh
toxic relic
i wanna die in battle
fathom igloo
toxic relic
battle with cancer, battle in a pub, battle in the fields
fathom igloo
Idk why that posted twice
silver plank
No begging
silver plank
Rekt
fathom igloo
No begging
Excuse me. I have grift perms unlocked
Ugh
Discord is bugging surprise surprise
toxic relic
silver plank
My livelihood depends on the American economics doing well
fathom igloo
Hahaha is that a joke
silver plank
Idk what you need to do but make it happen my dear American friends
fathom igloo
We can’t even make it happen for ourselves
silver plank
And lately I been earning less and less due to the USD losing value
Since I have to convert to local currency
Last year things were better....
fathom igloo
Hmmm
fathom igloo
blissful valve
fathom igloo
so off to walmart I go
Hear me out…. Chipotle.
silver plank
THIS AINT NO PARTY
THIS AINT NO DISCO
THIS AINT NO FOOOLING AROUUUUUUUUND
NO TIME FOR DANCING OR LOVEY DOVEY
I AINT GOT TIME FOR THAT NOW
silver plank
Its 1014 cambrie
ANON DONT LEAVE ME AGAIN
tall glen
I ate this
candid patio
I ate this
this looks like someone burnt the chicken, assembled the sandwiches, then stomped on them
tall glen
daves opened up next to popeys and chickfilat and Canes, the chicken wars begin
silver plank
anon....
mellow birch
I say "so much" because I keep hearing people react negatively to it for some reason
tall glen
slappy, no its great
candid patio
why is there so much chipotle hate?
you can look up their history of food poisoning incidents and quality control issues
fathom igloo
Its 1014 cambrie
Sounds like a skill issue. Simply drive to another time zone.
tall glen
not burned, and the bun looks flat cause the bun is a small bun with a large chicken
candid patio
although i think most people "hate" on them because they find it expensive and they are annoyed by their habits of skimping on people's orders
bronze moat
daves opened up next to popeys and chickfilat and Canes, the chicken wars begin
Daves mentioned
mellow birch
you can look up their history of food poisoning incidents and quality control is...
is it significantly worse than other chains?
yeah it is kinda expensive'
haven't eaten there in a while for that reason
neat moat
Also Chipotle tastes genuinely disgusting idk why
wild harness
@fathom igloo thanks for assuming i ain't worth the time, hope your family goes through it
tall glen
I can make my own burrito at home
silver plank
<@866844214092234782> thanks for assuming i ain't worth the time, hope your fami...
wtf
tall glen
ok gotta dash if I want to get to walmart
silver plank
you just lost all sympathy i had for you
fathom igloo
<@866844214092234782> thanks for assuming i ain't worth the time, hope your fami...
You mean this? Jesus, cool it.
candid patio
is it significantly worse than other chains?
i'm not a food safety expert / historian but I haven't heard of nationwide or region wide shut downs / recalls for any other brand nearly as often as I have for chipotle
silver plank
You mean this? Jesus, cool it.
dont sink to their level please....
mellow birch
<@866844214092234782> thanks for assuming i ain't worth the time, hope your fami...
asking a stranger for money then flaming them publicly when they ignore? cringe
candid patio
simply the format and layout of the food preparation area certainly seems like an environment that can encourage bacteria growth and cross contamination
silver plank
hey how about we move on from that
tall glen
ciao all bbiab I need to run at least one errand before the day is complete or am a complete slob
mellow birch
That said, if you're being for real about your situation I hope you figure it out...
silver plank
hardy muralBOT
neat moat
what
mellow birch
you can look up their history of food poisoning incidents and quality control is...
ohhh yeah I forgot about the norovirus thing
hardy muralBOT
fathom igloo
dont sink to their level please....
Nah because my kids are little and this stranger just wished harm on them.
mellow birch
I heard about it forever ago then promptly forgot about it
neat moat
what they make
like burritos or something
toxic relic
i see
honest burrow
Burritos are nice.
toxic relic
i dont trust food chains to make mexican food
toxic relic
real
silver plank
if you want real mexican food go to a small taco shop in California or anywhere in the border
silver plank
stay away from any chain food