any day of the week
#general_chat
carmine monolith
toxic relic
theres 3/4 wild parrots that live in the bushes outside my house
onyx igloo
Like parakeets?
warm atlas
theres 3/4 wild parrots that live in the bushes outside my house
Teach them how to say you look old
toxic relic
no
candid patio
I have many stories about why I hate parrots.
toxic relic
theyre wild parrots
warm atlas
Oh
onyx igloo
Are parakeets considered parrots?
toxic relic
idfk
onyx igloo
Eh
heavy ivy
birbds are cool
carmine monolith
the epic and cool pigeon is actually domesticated and bred to be around humans
heavy ivy
birds*
carmine monolith
unlike the weak parrot
toxic relic
i think birds are cool
onyx igloo
I got a parrot tshirt cause im a cornball
carmine monolith
birds are indeed cool
toxic relic
the epic and cool pigeon is actually domesticated and bred to be around humans
i wouldnt say being domesticated makes you strong
toxic relic
yeah
candid patio
- I lived where they bred or migrated or I don't know what they were doing there. But there was packs of hundreds of them in the trees and the cacophony of squawking ruined every aspect of my life
carmine monolith
we talking about being a pet
neat moat
unlike the weak parrot
A parrot cussed you a out didnt they
toxic relic
oh nah
carmine monolith
not about surviving in the wild
toxic relic
im just talking about in general, not as a pet
carmine monolith
i like parrots too, but far worse as a pet than a dove/pidgeon
toxic relic
i see
onyx igloo
How..?
toxic relic
cant comment cause idk about bird care
neat moat
im just talking about in general, not as a pet
Whats your moral position on having pets?
onyx igloo
I'm not seeing it
toxic relic
Whats your moral position on having pets?
not into it tbh
im cool with animal bros
like ben
warm atlas
I have had a friend who owned a parrot but I have never owned one personally
carmine monolith
parrots are very loud, and alot more wild than a pidgeon.
pidgeons are about as old as pets as dogs
neat moat
Wait they're resuce too?
onyx igloo
ngl im probably a human equivalent of a cockatoo
toxic relic
Wait they're resuce too?
mate of mine told me his work colleague was trying to breed them but they were gay so he was gonna kill them, i took em in
toxic relic
yessir
neat moat
wait they wouldn't mate with females but with eachother?
toxic relic
barth and geoff are a happy couple
toxic relic
wait they wouldn't mate with females but with eachother?
ye
neat moat
omg they are fucking gay lmao
onyx igloo
mate of mine told me his work colleague was trying to breed them but they were g...
what animal, are we still talking parrots?
toxic relic
theyd only do mating rituals with each other no matter what the dude tried
barth also did it with another male roach but got rejected
bronze moat
People believe things that are not true. Or distrust things.
It's a loaded question, but overall, the US leads the pack over Canada and Europe in their anti-vax or "vax hesitant" numbers.
A few studies suggest that at least 25% of Americans truly believe that vaccines actually contain a copy of (or portion of) the virus itself. And just in the last 90 days, it's circulating social media that all vaccines contain "ground up embryo's".
May sound silly to some, but when content is shared to millions of people, with 10% to 20% of the population seeing a thing, someone somewhere is going to believe that thing being said.
China, by comparison, took something close to 30% of the global supply of Covid vaccines, With close to 90% of the population being fully vaccinated from all diseases (That's over 1 billion people, 1/8 of the planet).
Not taking / not trusting vaccines is a very Western (and American) kind of phenomena
neat moat
Lmao
toxic relic
omg they are fucking gay lmao
indeed
toxic relic
what animal, are we still talking parrots?
hissing roaches
onyx igloo
roaches
onyx igloo
gay.. roaches is a new update to earth
carmine monolith
buggies
onyx igloo
thats a unique thing
toxic relic
gay.. roaches is a new update to earth
many gay arthropods have been recorded
neat moat
many gay everything has been recorded
carmine monolith
the only thing i could do is praying matis
onyx igloo
congratulations for coming out many bugs
toxic relic
as a biologist once told me "if we look for gay animals, we find them, they are not rare"
carmine monolith
praying mantis are probably the most intelligent insect
and the least repulsive to me
neat moat
I dont know if I'd call them intelligent. But they are majestic
onyx igloo
i find bugs as a feeling very repulsive
bronze moat
i could never ever touch any bug as a pet
You can play with hissing roaches in most zoo's!!!! They have them in petting zoo's all over the place. They are actually very friendly
toxic relic
i find bugs as a feeling very repulsive
i find it ticklish hahah
onyx igloo
but i am very weird with textures
neat moat
you have bugs on you rn 👁 👁
onyx igloo
I hate the sound of clay pots m moving
carmine monolith
my attitude towards bugs are much like blathers from animal crossing
onyx igloo
It gives me the goosebumps bad
bronze moat
my fav bug is the little grey furry jumping wolf spiders. Tiny little cuties that jump like grasshoppers.
carmine monolith
"cool and awesome, but keep them over there"
candid patio
I was accompanying my sister while she was checking out rooms for rent and we ended up at this crazy parrot lady's house. There were 8 parrot cages and again the cacophony of squawking was a sensory nightmare.
But I'm trying to play it cool because my sister needs a room to rent so I act like I'm interested in the birds and she's like "oh do you want to see my blue macaw?"
And I don't know shit about birds so I say sure let's see her. And this bitch goes into her bedroom and comes out with this giant turkey sized blue parrot on her arm. It had these long talons and a big sharp break. AND IT STARTED LOSING IT'S FUCKING MIND WHEN IT SAW ME. and it's like trying to get away from it's owner so it can attack me and it's screeching and the lady shouts over the noise " oh right, SHE HATES MEN!" as she wrestles the monster back into it's cage.
carmine monolith
ok
onyx igloo
you have bugs on you rn 👁 👁
If I ain't feel them, they ain't there
toxic relic
You can play with hissing roaches in most zoo's!!!! They have them in petting z...
hissing roaches are generally very social-except geoff, he's snarky
candid patio
I was accompanying my sister while she was checking out rooms for rent and we en...
Tldr: fuck parrots
onyx igloo
thats my analogy to not go insane
onyx igloo
Tldr: fuck parrots
that was one parrot
carmine monolith
I was accompanying my sister while she was checking out rooms for rent and we en...
yeah that sounds like a terrible home for those parrots im so sorry
onyx igloo
case dismissed
toxic relic
it would be a sad generalisation to hate parrots but its understandable-loud sounds and terrible bird care.
bronze moat
hissing roaches are generally very social-except geoff, he's snarky
I have sneks and cats these days. But we have a butterfly exhibit in my city and tons of interactive bugs, animals, etc.
Some local private exotic animal habitats have otters, camels, emu, etc. you can feed, pet and or play with
candid patio
that was one parrot
My first story was about a gang of wild parrots
carmine monolith
Yeah parrots are very capable pets, but people get one thinking its like a small dog, its so much more work than a small sog
onyx igloo
Let me re-read
carmine monolith
its a huge commitment, not saying other pets arent
neat moat
parrots live very long and require a lot of attention
onyx igloo
Okay gotcha
carmine monolith
but its basically a flying toddler with a knife on its face and toes
neat moat
they are very intelligent too
toxic relic
roommate that you care for
carmine monolith
gonna shill doves some more
candid patio
Yeah parrots are very capable pets, but people get one thinking its like a smal...
It's a 5 year old child that can fly and also out live you.
toxic relic
Parakeets are a simpler parrot
idk
carmine monolith
ill do it
onyx igloo
Indian ringnecks are cool looking
neat moat
Id say more adopting a kid cus they can't exactly consent to any of this really
carmine monolith
yeah
toxic relic
pidgeons are cool too
carmine monolith
fair
toxic relic
Id say more adopting a kid cus they can't exactly consent to any of this really
real, better comparison
onyx igloo
I will say this, I have seen pigeons and doves and they are cool birds
neat moat
real, better comparison
and more importantly you are caring for them so yeah
candid patio
Birds should not be pets >.<
onyx igloo
But Im not putting them above nor below parrots on my mental coolness factor
carmine monolith
ive been with parrots and doves, doves are so chill compared to parrots
neat moat
In a better world we'd have like child protective laws but for pets
onyx igloo
Birds should not be pets >.<
This applies to every animal in some cases
carmine monolith
yeah
toxic relic
i want steamed buns
candid patio
This applies to every animal in some cases
My dog is blind, she needs me.
neat moat
steamed ham?
onyx igloo
My dog is blind, she needs me.
Understood
carmine monolith
fartface
neat moat
Aurora borealis
toxic relic
aye?
toxic relic
HAHAHAH no
candid patio
steamed ham?
It's the northern lights
toxic relic
blind dog is awesome
carmine monolith
😂
toxic relic
my old flatmate used to work at a shelter and we named every one eyed cat after a pirate
neat moat
in an alternate universe stink loves steamed hams and hates blind dogs
toxic relic
they were all so chill
onyx igloo
my dog
carmine monolith
real
onyx igloo
Is utter chaos
She doesn't bark
SHE FUCKING WAR CRIES.
EVERY PERSON PASSING BY
"AAWWWOOOARGHHHH!"
IT HURTS MY SOUL
candid patio
Beagle?
carmine monolith
they need to feel the vibrations
carmine monolith
otherwise they arent making noise
neat moat
mutt
toxic relic
there was one cat that had one eye and extra paw toes- he hated everyone but me. he was a fucking bro and im still sad thinking about his death [old age]
toxic relic
in an alternate universe stink loves steamed hams and hates blind dogs
i dont want this reality
neat moat
there was one cat that had one eye and extra paw toes- he hated everyone but me....
bro had a good run
onyx igloo
my dog and me are essentially bart and homer
toxic relic
truly
neat moat
neither do I lmao
carmine monolith
i havent had a pet for a while
candid patio
My blind dog is the first line of home defense for me. She will bark if someone is outside the door. They don't even have to touch it.
onyx igloo
My cats are chill asf
toxic relic
carmine monolith
dogs already have good hearing
onyx igloo
Also the dog runs around the house and refuses to expel this energy outside
carmine monolith
cant imagine how good theirs is
carmine monolith
run with them
carmine monolith
lmao
toxic relic
after all these years I still can't sneak up on my cat
thats adorable ngl
onyx igloo
She eats shit off anywhere she can go
carmine monolith
ive seen cats "pretend" to be scared when their owner sneaks up on them
bronze moat
dogs already have good hearing
FUN DOGGO FACT: Their sense of smell is SOOOOO GOOD that when they smell something like "Beef Stew" They don't just smell it like beef stew like we do.
They smell the INDIVIDUAL items: Carrot, Beef, Potato, etc. They can smell and distinguish each individual component of the item, not just an overall odor of "Beef Stew".
onyx igloo
My dog can smell the pain in my soul
she eats it like dogfood
My heart not the pain by the way
bronze moat
i didnt know that
Wait till you learn that birds literally have a build in magnetic compass (which is how they always know true North) and that they see time differently than we do
candid patio
after all these years I still can't sneak up on my cat
One of the saddest things about getting old is that I can't sneak up on anyone or anything anymore
carmine monolith
i did know that actually
neat moat
One of the saddest things about getting old is that I can't sneak up on anyone o...
Work smarter not harder
carmine monolith
i watched a whole documentary on blindfolded pidgeons
candid patio
I got rice Krispies in my joints
carmine monolith
im a big bird girl
toxic relic
One of the saddest things about getting old is that I can't sneak up on anyone o...
those laser tags sessions get harder and harder each year
carmine monolith
what can i say
neat moat
long range ballistics
bronze moat
@carmine monolith All birds have a small deposit of Maganese in their beak (or most do). So they literally FEEL the magnetic pull of the planet. If you shave a birds beak, they can no longer tell what direction North is, cause they no longer feel the pull of the North Pole.
carmine monolith
:<
candid patio
im a big bird girl
neat moat
it shouldn't been big bird and not the teacher
bronze moat
One of the saddest things about getting old is that I can't sneak up on anyone o...
Hold in your farts. Helps them not hear you
neat moat
<@363085556873429005> All birds have a small deposit of Maganese in their beak (...
- Super cool!
- What the fuck!
bronze moat
1. Super cool!
2. What the fuck!
candid patio
those laser tags sessions get harder and harder each year
I have never finished a laser tag session without a serious injury and as such I haven't played in over 20 years
toxic relic
brutal
neat moat
dawg how old are you
carmine monolith
ive done one laser tag game ever, at an arcade, was good fun
toxic relic
im more of a paintball guy
carmine monolith
i dont have any real activities like that nearby
nearest arcade is 40 mins away
toxic relic
understandable
candid patio
Hold in your farts. Helps them not hear you
First of all... That's also getting harder to do as I age.
Second... That's not the problem... Most of the time
toxic hawk
bones
carmine monolith
yeah ita mostly gambling machines
neat moat
uh
candid patio
dawg how old are you
Old enough to play laser tag 20 years ago.
SNES was my first console.
carmine monolith
atleast its not aa bad as those japanese "arcades" i see tourists going to
neat moat
shooting galleries and like gamble your tickets away essentially lmao. I guess we have rythem games at least
toxic relic
no gambling, the one in the city is 3 floors with a dedicated dance game machine floor
neat moat
yeah those can be fun
toxic relic
damn
neat moat
just not my thing
bronze moat
1. Super cool!
2. What the fuck!
actual factioid. Screw up the magnetic field also confuses birds like homing pigeons. cause they navigate based on their "radar" far more than visual landmarks.
A bird does not memorize "I need to fly to this red barn 1 mile away". Instead they memorize "I need to fly to this red barn where my beak and brain vibrate at this specific magnetic frequency.
I'm summing it up greatly but thats the gist of it. They FEEL the earth's magnetic field 24/7
toxic relic
valid
neat moat
I prefer the shooting galleries
carmine monolith
yep
toxic relic
i dont play on the dance machines, theres 1 that i go to every time
bronze moat
they are remarkable
and fren shape. I am a corvid wizard
carmine monolith
fren shap :D
toxic relic
bird 
bronze moat
fren shap :D
birb very much fren shape.
neat moat
why is it always in anime the student body is behind some sort of secret cabal to take over the world
its the funniest shit ever
toxic relic
high school settings
bronze moat
I joke that if you see an old man clad in all black followed by hundreds of crows in Seattle that this person is me.
I am not lying
toxic relic
hate em [hs settings]
carmine monolith
neat moat
me too but its so absurd that
carmine monolith
bird loaf
neat moat
I can't help but laugh
toxic relic
true
carmine monolith
ive been trying to befriend the crows near my house for ages
neat moat
have better luck spinning a broken wheel than getting shit done in that
processs reports 🧐
carmine monolith
its just we have alot of farmers and are very rural, so crows get shot at alot
neat moat
are they brining you money yet
bronze moat
ive been trying to befriend the crows near my house for ages
UN SALTED, PEANUTS IN A SHELL.
tRUST.
neat moat
why do they get shot?
neat moat
dont they help though?
carmine monolith
we have bought like 20+ bags
neat moat
eat bugs
bronze moat
OH. Yeah crows will talk to each other. They will tell others to stay away from people.
bronze moat
If they identify you as fren, they tell their family. If they identify you as enemy, they tell their family that too.
carmine monolith
we have a bunch of mourning doves
like 8 or 9 i think that come around and eat our seed and peanuts
we can sit at the window and theyll be fine
but the crows
the moment you enter anywhere near that window
GONE
neat moat
do you see them?
carmine monolith
yeah, flying away
bronze moat
I once stopped traffic by having so many crows following me. At least 1,000. They hang out in a specific green belt area. I had burger king for lunch and bought extra fries for them.
They followed me for about 5 milies. All of them
toxic relic
magpies
bronze moat
I may do it again soon, but social media is a weird thing.
carmine monolith
magpies are crows on steroid stg
neat moat
make them bring you money for food
toxic relic
magpies are banger
toxic relic
theres this magpie that nests next to a house with chickens and every morning on my run i see them teasing the chickens
carmine monolith
iirc magpies are the lioe fourth or fifth most intelligent animal on earth
toxic relic
top tier pranksters
bronze moat
make them bring you money for food
Is a bit more difficult, but we have park rangers that do that!
toxic relic
iirc magpies are the lioe fourth or fifth most intelligent animal on earth
idk but they are fucking smart
carmine monolith
beaten only by like dolphins humans and elephants and maybe octopus
neat moat
yes teaching them the concept of trade is more difficult but it can be done
bronze moat
There are at least 3 park ranger stations that get regular money donations from crows cause they have a box for them to drop quarters inside and then they get food pellets and treats.
carmine monolith
adorable
carmine monolith
LOL
bronze moat
Part of the cool factor of having soo many actual woods and wooded areas in the PNW
toxic relic
i just like watching them chill
carmine monolith
yeah i wish the people around here were more like that
neat moat
I was gone for 10 min
the bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that
warm atlas
I live in the mountains
toxic relic
do you do woods
heavy ivy
i like bees
carmine monolith
its 40 minutes to walmart
warm atlas
Chilly as shit up here
toxic relic
bees are cool
bronze moat
yeah i wish the people around here were more like that
I'm still a city goth. Just old, so getting tired and want to relax on my porch.
carmine monolith
that kind of rural
neat moat
Murph do you own like a cabin in the woods or something
warm atlas
i like bees
my friend owns a bee farm
heavy ivy
i look forward to making it 7 hours and a layover to walmart
carmine monolith
its still a house, but in the woods yes
toxic relic
there are no walmarts in my entire country, are we rural
carmine monolith
yep
bronze moat
Spiffo 2.0 visits me tho!!!
neat moat
You're living the lesbain fantasy as I am told
toxic relic
walmart is the requirement for a region to be urban
carmine monolith
lol
heavy ivy
ghoti lesbian arc?
neat moat
I'm not a leabian, But I am a leabian ally
carmine monolith
shake their hand
neat moat
shake my hand
carmine monolith
lebanon?
neat moat
fuck
toxic relic
i thought you were american
neat moat
you know what I mean
warm atlas
Lebanon lmao
neat moat
this is middle school all over again
carmine monolith
onyx igloo
lebron?
toxic relic
your country
onyx igloo
Leben?
carmine monolith
i remember i used to be able to point to all 190 or so countries on a map, even the island ones
i thought i was so cool
toxic relic
that is cool
carmine monolith
NOOO
onyx igloo
can I eat Mounds bars there
toxic relic
lesbian pilgrimage to their spawning site
sappho of lesbos drives the fortnite bus to the island
neat moat
They're like those all female lizard species and that's their spawning site
onyx igloo
I like Volvos
toxic relic
where do the gay men go
carmine monolith
you have to turn in your sword before you enter, every lesbian has a sword this is real
onyx igloo
The old boxy 240s
onyx igloo
where do the gay men go
Greece..?
neat moat
where do the gay men go
Idk youre the expert here
toxic relic
lesbos is greek
toxic relic
Idk youre the expert here
i am
onyx igloo
Uhm
toxic relic
real
neat moat
you have to turn in your sword before you enter, every lesbian has a sword this ...
SO THATS WHY SHE HAD A KNIFE COLLECTION????
😭 😭 😭
A friend I had for context
carmine monolith
i love stereotyping :]
heavy ivy
by becoming ace we had to give up our enjoyment of guns and exchanged it for blades
swords are fucking cooll
spears are awesoe
carmine monolith
real
bronze moat
you have to turn in your sword before you enter, every lesbian has a sword this ...
Can confirm
neat moat
stereotyping is ok only when its small and a jest
warm atlas
@toxic relic I need to know is kagge evil
neat moat
and not mean
warm atlas
spears are awesoe
Based
onyx igloo
spears are awesoe
I saw a fucking tactical throwing spear at tractor supply co
they just had that
neat moat
I actually made a spear once
onyx igloo
At a TRACTOR SUPPLY CO
neat moat
a really shitty spear
heavy ivy
I saw a fucking tactical throwing spear at tractor supply co
a javelin or proper full length spear?
neat moat
but it does poke
onyx igloo
probably a javelin
warm atlas
<@1207959447306248264> I need to know is kagge evil
She seems pretty bad by wanting to kill a child
onyx igloo
short like me
toxic relic
<@1207959447306248264> I need to know is kagge evil
you wanna know whether or not to spare the emerald grove?
warm atlas
you wanna know whether or not to spare the emerald grove?
Yep
carmine monolith
if its a pointy bit on a not sharp bit its a spear, unless its shorter than your forearm then its a dagger
toxic relic
i didnt save the emerald grove in my first playthrough and it fucks up a lot of story shit
warm atlas
halberds are also really cool
Poleaxe go brrrr
toxic relic
id say, save it but you can face kagha later
neat moat
if its a pointy bit on a not sharp bit its a spear, unless its shorter than your...
well are we talking about the blade or handle length?
warm atlas
id say, save it but you can face kagha later
understood
onyx igloo
what about the stakes
carmine monolith
well not sharp bit means no blade, theres thrusting daggers which are basically just a pointy short stick
usually for stabbing armored people
onyx igloo
Stakes are decent
neat moat
well not sharp bit means no blade, theres thrusting daggers which are basically ...
Katar
onyx igloo
just make sure you have a short range foe
heavy ivy
also mattocks are great
onyx igloo
Nattori
carmine monolith
good memories
onyx igloo
Isn't a Nattori a long katana?
carmine monolith
Never heard of it
heavy ivy
i also really like fixed blade shovels
neat moat
doesn't look like it
carmine monolith
i also really like fixed blade shovels
heavy ivy
which i suppose counts for most shovels just im not a big fan of moving parts in my hand weapons
carmine monolith
its probably not true but every time someone says bladed shovel my mind immediately goes soldier tf2
onyx igloo
Back to dig trench
heavy ivy
he is the shovel guy
onyx igloo
id say hitting a guy with an entrenching shovel in the shoulder would work
neat moat
its probably not true but every time someone says bladed shovel my mind immediat...
unfortunately for me its Krieg from Warhammer 
onyx igloo
probably your best bet
carmine monolith
warhammer
neat moat
Warhammer brainrot has a hold on me
carmine monolith
onyx igloo
I think of ww1 soldiers
neat moat
I dont even like the setting that much 😭
carmine monolith
god my first impression of warhammer was a bunch of warhammer larpers on a space engineers server
i was SO confused
heavy ivy
i do excuse moving parts in alternative/specialty melee weapons and tools
neat moat
i was SO confused
the feeling never goes away
heavy ivy
just not my day carry in the apocalypse
carmine monolith
real
like
they were the most organised and thematically consistent faction
its just
onyx igloo
I realize I will be a legal adult next year
carmine monolith
their theme made no sense to me XD
heavy ivy
that one fallout weapon thats a chainsaw intended for cutting flesh, love it, its gross and cool
onyx igloo
what the fuck
neat moat
I'll never get over the power fantasy of defeating an entire samurai army in kwnshi with nothing but my god given fists (ignore the cyberware)
heavy ivy
shotgun hammer/axe is cool too
carmine monolith
ill never get over the power fantasy of selling 2000 iridium quality wine in stardew
neat moat
I think that's a chainsword
onyx igloo
Europe had martial arts, just the beat your opponent in the head with a war hammer kind of martial arts
vital marten
It’s the Ripper
heavy ivy
for overly complex weapons my favorite is the recoiless shotgun sledgehammer
carmine monolith
people in europe really grew up and learned how to draw a bow for 20 years just to die of dysentery
onyx igloo
shit till you die
neat moat
people in europe really grew up and learned how to draw a bow for 20 years just ...
No I think youre getting that confused with the settlers
toxic relic
people in the modern world really grow up learning how to code monstrosities in games then die of a high cholesterol
carmine monolith
real
carmine monolith
not the tism
naive flicker
Coding? Fuck naw
neat moat
wait wtf
carmine monolith
idk
toxic relic
tismtarry sounds like a nickname for your neurodivergent friend named tarry
heavy ivy
ah sorry it's not recoiless in the typical fashion of shoulder fired armaments, the shells fire out of the hammer head on impact, so it has backblast so you don't need to pull it out of the enemy face
onyx igloo
my tism is tapped correctly by the mechanics of vehicles and guns how about you chat
heavy ivy
or frontblast?
neat moat
I need to find my tism again
onyx igloo
How about I just attach a shotgun to the end of a mallet with some nails for sharpness
toxic relic
that is a thing
onyx igloo
Probably will work
carmine monolith
that has the same energy as
toxic relic
its already a product
onyx igloo
Damn
carmine monolith
"they built a megaphone using only string, a duck, and a megaphone"
neat moat
you lost it?
It was stolen from me 😩
ripped out of my chest by the crule indifference of modern socioty
toxic relic
susiety
onyx igloo
-joker
toxic relic
why so queerious
im the woker babeeeeeeeey
heavy ivy
i still don't know if i'd prefer blunt or blade weapons in a knox like zombie apocalypse
toxic relic
i still don't know if i'd prefer blunt or blade weapons in a knox like zombie ap...
maybe blunt if you're not trained in blade
last spoke
i still don't know if i'd prefer blunt or blade weapons in a knox like zombie ap...
🟣Doink
toxic relic
easy to bash bash bash, harder to slice properly with just any blade
neat moat
i still don't know if i'd prefer blunt or blade weapons in a knox like zombie ap...
Id say blade. Tool use, minimal risk of self injury, and better lethality (I'd assume)
warm atlas
Fartface im scared of what I just saw
toxic relic
what
onyx igloo
axe is risky
warm atlas
I just saw a ogre
neat moat
Id say blade. Tool use, minimal risk of self injury, and better lethality (I'd a...
also less exhaustion
onyx igloo
You can do good damage just as much to yourself as the opponent
warm atlas
doing some unholy acts
toxic relic
dude is scared of fantasy creatures
warm atlas
YEP
heavy ivy
my biggest concern i suppose would be blood and viscera being splayed onto oneself when hitting zeds, but i dunno which weapon class would be better or worse
onyx igloo
shrek what the fuck did you do
warm atlas
was wondoring what the fuck I just saw lmao
warm atlas
I dont think I can kill them as a paladin
toxic relic
pfft
warm atlas
So ima leave them be
toxic relic
i killed them but i was dark urge magicks
warm atlas
Fuck ima save and try
toxic relic
do what you want
onyx igloo
do ogres bleed green
toxic relic
do ogres bleed green
ogres are made up
warm atlas
They can continue on
toxic relic
👍
heavy ivy
i think im settling on blunt in zed apocalypse
heavy ivy
zombies not dying from exsanguination is a major difference compared to live targets
warm atlas
sharp is best against humans imo
heavy ivy
or at least having increased clotting like we see in this in game newspaper clipping
onyx igloo
I was expecting the only cure to be coded into the game vanilla
onyx igloo
cuz this image
neat moat
bro just back home from his 9 to 5 leave them alone
last spoke
my biggest concern i suppose would be blood and viscera being splayed onto onese...
🟣Blade would enable more blood and viscera to actually leave the target's body, blunt just kinda mashes up what's already there
warm atlas
HELL OF A ADRENALINE RUSH
heavy ivy
I was expecting the only cure to be coded into the game vanilla
TIS follows the romeo zombie tropes pretty close
- bites are always lethal
- there is no cure
- they are the 'living dead'
heavy ivy
🟣Blade would enable more blood and viscera to actually leave the target's body,...
plus blunt weapons cracking into a skull is such a lovely sound
warm atlas
TIS follows the romeo zombie tropes pretty close
- bites are always lethal
- the...
Me with the giant fuck off hammer
last spoke
🟣Crunchy :3
heavy ivy
indeed :3
warm atlas
they wont be living for much longer
onyx igloo
Still I could see people desperately amputating limbs to escape infection
last spoke
Still I could see people desperately amputating limbs to escape infection
🟣No doubt people would be desperate enough to try, it just wouldn't work
onyx igloo
So more amputated zombies when
warm atlas
you would prolly bleed out
onyx igloo
Tourniquet
warm atlas
if you can do it in time
the pain would make you pass out
Your body would not be too happy parting with a apendage
onyx igloo
How about someone popping it off with an axe
warm atlas
Same result
onyx igloo
Quick slice
heavy ivy
Still I could see people desperately amputating limbs to escape infection
we're looking at decades, if not centuries backwards in medical standard, if the bleeding doesn't get you, infection or sepsis will
warm atlas
pain
last spoke
Tourniquet
🟣Thing is, that alone is more likely to help than actually amputating the limb
🟣Not that it would
warm atlas
Passing out due to pain is the bodys last method of recovery or attempted atleast
If you actually get to far well
onyx igloo
If I ever actually had to amputating a limb I'd probably do the tourniquet first
warm atlas
ggs
heavy ivy
also, if it's an actual viral infection, it would prolly circulate too quickly for you to even get choppy
i could see it potentially working in very rare cases in a TLOU style infection where it has to physically travel up your body to reach your brain
warm atlas
maybe
warm atlas
me personally I'm raiding a museum steeling their supply of medieval armor
warm atlas
just don't get hit™️
PTSD
spiral crypt
onyx igloo
Ehh it could still be more immersive seeing zombies showing signs of amputating limbs
warm atlas
https://tenor.com/view/doofus-rick-rick-and-morty-rick-dumb-rick-goodbye-gif-194...
gif fail
onyx igloo
I'd do it as a last desperate attempt at life
warm atlas
I would just let myself die
last spoke
If I ever actually had to amputating a limb I'd probably do the tourniquet first
🟣Yeah, considering it transmits through blood canonically, if it gets into your bloodstream from a wound, you're kinda done. Technically a tourniquet could help if you were fast enough, but you wouldn't be fast enough.
spiral crypt
meow on 121.5
onyx igloo
🟣Yeah, considering it transmits through blood canonically, if it gets into your...
haha I put tourniquets on each of my limbs try getting me now infection
gets bit on chest
heavy ivy
🟣Yeah, considering it transmits through blood canonically, if it gets into your...
I vibe with this, they make it pretty clear in the PSA annoucements on the news channels that it "spreads by bodily fluids, that is to say, bites and scratches"
warm atlas
I vibe with this, they make it pretty clear in the PSA annoucements on the news ...
The airborne variant is scary tho
your just fucked
if you aint immune
onyx igloo
Unless you came pre equipped with a mask
warm atlas
filters
last spoke
haha I put tourniquets on each of my limbs try getting me now infection
🟣Exposure is just lethal, end of. If a scratch or laceration doesn't infect you, it's because you got lucky and somehow weren't exposed, not that you fought it off
warm atlas
Major concern
onyx igloo
Seasoned and pan fried
last spoke
🟣Wrong reply
onyx igloo
One time I got queasy so I tested if alcohol poisoning was in the game
But the queasiness went away
last spoke
🟣Alcohol curing 
onyx igloo
So I like to imagine I outboozed the infection
warm atlas
If it was I would prolly have died day one after I drank myself to near death for the hell of it
I think my exact words were
Drinks your alchol stash and passes out
heavy ivy
all my survival stories are implied that you are part of the lucky % that live
spiral crypt
i usually drink until i pee in my real life bed
onyx igloo
The susceptible mod is cool
warm atlas
all my survival stories are implied that you are part of the lucky % that live
You would need a lot of luck
warm atlas
Or have god watching over you
last spoke
🟣Mrp feels like he'd just be completely unable to handle the emotional effect of being in the scenario of PZ, but if he were in that situation and didn't completely shut down, he's got a good chance of fending for himself
🟣Given his... backstory
onyx igloo
I can handle emotional stuff weirdly well
warm atlas
If the world had to end then so be it
onyx igloo
I stay quiet instead of screaming aloud
warm atlas
No point in fighting whats done I say
onyx igloo
I usually just form that panic into running away
warm atlas
Just work through it as best you can
heavy ivy
🟣Given his... backstory
ozgang are tough, you inherited that strength for sure
onyx igloo
Mentally I'm okayishly solid
warm atlas
Im completely fine mentally
onyx igloo
I can sprint fast for short durations
last spoke
ozgang are tough, you inherited that strength for sure
🟣The streets of New Yawk do things to a cat
last spoke
I can sprint fast for short durations
🟣Aaaand first mistake
warm atlas
🟣The streets of New Yawk do things to a cat
NYC is fucked if you are in a PZ scenario
last spoke
🟣You're a persistence hunter
heavy ivy
im just glad it didnt start in nyc
last spoke
NYC is fucked if you are in a PZ scenario
🟣Nono, you misunderstand
onyx igloo
🟣Aaaand first mistake
Only if I have to of course
last spoke
🟣New Yawk =/= New York
onyx igloo
I usually just jog away to gain some distance
heavy ivy
boston?
onyx igloo
Now if we in a TLOU apocalypse
heavy ivy
i like boston, met some nice folk there
warm atlas
🟣New Yawk =/= New York
mb
onyx igloo
I might be seasoned and panfried
heavy ivy
Never set foot in america
you're winning then
onyx igloo
I've lived here and tell you its just crazy
onyx igloo
Atleast in a small town though
warm atlas
and gas for days
heavy ivy
the meat trade is good
onyx igloo
I hate big cities
spiral crypt
can you send me a gun
warm atlas
I think I would be fine
onyx igloo
Lots of people in a small area is ew
warm atlas
the meat trade is good
I do hunt a lot
onyx igloo
No good
last spoke
🟣New Yawk is the equivalent of New York from the AU Mrp is from
heavy ivy
this town is in the 100k+ which is a Bad Time in the apoc
warm atlas
I also have solar panels
onyx igloo
I want an AU Ford Falcon
warm atlas
So Im fine if the power goes out
onyx igloo
Those are cool as hell
last spoke
🟣It's Exactly the same thing except making fun of the New Yorker accent
warm atlas
So I say I stand a very good chance
heavy ivy
see this is why Mrp is funny, Mrp is bestest cat
onyx igloo
I have a small generator
warm atlas
I thought mrp was a sylveon
heavy ivy
Scarf is sylveon
half kettle
if you would get transported to a world of fantasy like those manga with 5 lines of sentences for a title. what would you wanna be born as
onyx igloo
I can be good till I'd find a solar panel or sum
heavy ivy
Mrp is Mrp
warm atlas
So wait now im confused
last spoke
I thought mrp was a sylveon
🟣No, that's scarf, Mrp is a cat
onyx igloo
Ill figure out hooking it up later
last spoke
🟣Max Plushie
onyx igloo
if you would get transported to a world of fantasy like those manga with 5 lines...
I dont wanna be in a manga
warm atlas
🟣Max Plushie
Noted
onyx igloo
:( no manga
last spoke
heavy ivy
plomf :3
toxic hawk
if you would get transported to a world of fantasy like those manga with 5 lines...
a person who can lead a good life with no memories of my previous life
onyx igloo
If you gave me time I could probably assemble a whole fence
toxic hawk
if you give me time i'll figure out heart surgery
onyx igloo
That is true
half kettle
You would need carcasses to experiment
onyx igloo
The fence is probably quicker though
heavy ivy
if you would get transported to a world of fantasy like those manga with 5 lines...
this question is answered dependent on who is currently in front, but we have a group agreement to do something involving perfect shapeshifting so we all are happy
toxic hawk
You would need carcasses to experiment
we have more than enough at the faculty
half kettle
:( no manga
dw no one's reading you
onyx igloo
Im aware pal
half kettle
just a hypothetical
onyx igloo
I like being reserved
Ain't nobody seeing me i just want a Volvo
If that's a manga I'll take it
heavy ivy
you are now a car
warm atlas
NOOOOOOOO- honk
onyx igloo
no, shit I wanna drive the car not be the car
last spoke
if you would get transported to a world of fantasy like those manga with 5 lines...
🟣Shapeshifter
heavy ivy
shapeshift is the only correct answer
last spoke
🟣That way we can shapeshift into ourselves when switching out
heavy ivy
exactly
toxic hawk
i don't get isekais tbh, at that point forget the dying and transported part and start immediately at the other world
i havent seen a good isekai manga or novel
and konosuba doesnt count
heavy ivy
i don't get isekais tbh, at that point forget the dying and transported part and...
the death part is likely to insinuate a point of no return - something you cannot come back from
onyx igloo
I'm still very confused how toilet bound exists
toxic hawk
the death part is likely to insinuate a point of no return - something you canno...
thats one way to interpret it lol
definitly not what the authors going for
onyx igloo
Who the hell thought of toilet bound
heavy ivy
im sorry for catsplaining that i just realized i said the same thing twice lol
last spoke
🟣We haven't seen the Minecraft movie and have no intention to, but Scarf's been saying that the fact they made it an Isekai is a huge drawback because with an Isekai it becomes about the characters being isekai'd instead of about the world they were isekai'd into
onyx igloo
My main hobbies are looking and cars and food recipes lol
toxic hawk
when i'm in a mansplaining contest and my opponent is solid snake
heavy ivy
its a jack black movie set in minecraft
toxic hawk
me when im playing a game and i'm in any shape of competition with another player
there are no players in pvp games, there are only winners and victims
stable oar
https://tenor.com/view/guy-screaming-and-crying-guy-miserable-pornacore-noo-gif-...
calmest pcso
onyx igloo
Honestly I don't care for idea of relationships with a partner rn
toxic hawk
where did that come from
onyx igloo
I just want a car and sum money to mess with
onyx igloo
where did that come from
The corners of my brain
Don't question my topic changing powers
Bro what music genre is "Hot girl walk"
warm atlas
I like how we had the one guy earlier trying to troll and nobody even reacted to him
toxic hawk
I like how we had the one guy earlier trying to troll and nobody even reacted to...
who
onyx igloo
Spotify free is a wild card
toxic hawk
help i'm getting jumped
toxic hawk
what'd he say
warm atlas
Stupid stuff the entire time
warm atlas
real
surreal mirage
Jaime have you seen house md
toxic hawk
Jaime have you seen house md
i have seen some episodes, not a huge fan but have seen yes
oblique stream
i have seen some episodes, not a huge fan but have seen yes
Have you tried the medicine drug
loud pumice
Whenever I play a racing game. My competitor either gives up after they crash and quit, asks me to slow down or restart and the most common one, hitting me at the start of the race or trying to run me off the track lol.
small otter
@here
toxic hawk
Have you tried the medicine drug
yes we tried the medecine drug
have you tried mouse bites
oblique stream
Only smart people try mouse bites
toxic hawk
rip bandits, guess i'll go back to fighting sprinters
red hood pfp, i like
oblique stream
Only smart people try mouse bites
You ard smart
worn lily
@toxic hawk
toxic hawk
<@312907447784177666><:LiterSmug:1268656428663701604>
i cant post nikke gifs without getting banned
for good reason
worn lily
ineed
trail palm
Isnt nikke that gooner game
untold sequoia
Is there a PZ discord to find people to play with?
heavy ivy
no
last spoke
Sounds lame
🟣 >:(
gilded bridge
Isnt nikke that gooner game
It's THE gooner game
gilded bridge
Is there a PZ discord to find people to play with?
No roles speaking
lilac quarry
Is there a PZ discord to find people to play with?
gilded bridge
i cant post nikke gifs without getting banned
i cant post ||nikke|| gifs ||without getting banned||
quasi slate
you know life is good when ur sitting at the mall enjoying your coffee flavored ice cream
unreal bane
quasi slate
untold sequoia
No roles speaking
That MAKES A LOT OF SENSE LMAO
untold sequoia
<#1019737819981283459> <#1019743790178762812> <#1019725562337579028>
I appreciate you brother
tame loom
Isnt nikke that gooner game
What's nikke lmao
gilded bridge
What's nikke lmao
You don't want to know
hardy muralBOT
tame loom
You don't want to know
I do
tame loom
You don't know what you want
Stop trying to be edgy and tell me. I've seen worse
carmine monolith
huh
gilded bridge
Stop trying to be edgy and tell me. I've seen worse
It's a game with a lot of sexualization
lilac quarry
did someone in here say tattoos are bad recently lol
carmine monolith
you mean every anime ever made
lilac quarry
WHO SAID IT
carmine monolith
oml that convo
yeah
they said they personally think all tattos should be made illegal
iirc
lilac quarry
ok ok ok a hot take i see
balmy fog
Not this again
gilded bridge
did someone in here say tattoos are bad recently lol
Can we not bring this up every 3 fucking minutes
balmy fog
Can we not bring this up every 3 fucking minutes
Get better takes then.
warm chasm
anyone know if there is some sort of update road map i can look at
lilac quarry
I wasn't apart of it, how would I know it was like someone pouring acid on a bible lol
how did a conversation get that heated
tame loom
It's a game with a lot of sexualization
Every anime is sexual in some way. I wanna know what this one is
gilded bridge
Get better takes then.
Shut up no rank
neat moat
no
pov: youre asking Scrooge McDuck a day off to possibly have one last Christmas for your dying Victorian son
balmy fog
Shut up no rank
Okay kiddo.
carmine monolith
I dont think it got too heated when i was there, it was mostly just some slightly aggressive banter
lilac quarry
Shut up no rank
alright chill out wtf lol
carmine monolith
unless it got worse when i got eepy
hasty thistle
how did a conversation get that heated
Someone that says tattoos should be banned is clearly full of extreme opinions they won't bend on and would get offended by any disagreement.
tame loom
Okay kiddo.
Only kids say kiddo lol
balmy fog
Only kids say kiddo lol
I wish I was younger. Getting old sucks dick
neat moat
Can we not bring this up every 3 fucking minutes
tbf its a really bad take
carmine monolith
what is this toxicity from nowhere
lilac quarry
I didn't know what the original argument was, someone just mentioned to me that there was a tattoo conversation
tame loom
I wish I was younger. Getting old sucks dick
Unfortunately real
toxic hawk
i cant post ||nikke|| gifs ||without getting banned||
i dont get it. whyd you spoiler filter the two
carmine monolith
my poor general would never get toxic
lilac quarry
and since I'm basically a large tattoo I was curious
hasty thistle
Only kids say kiddo lol
Sure thing, sport.
lilac quarry
I'm not your sport, pal
carmine monolith
i do have a question
neat moat
murph needs to recharge un b42 gen, this environment is too extreme for her
lilac quarry
how do people get those custom icons
spend a long time here I guess
neat moat
unlike us who are adapted to this hostile place
carmine monolith
seems like every single vet has a custom one
hasty thistle
how do people get those custom icons
Gotta make veteran first.
tame loom
how do people get those custom icons
Nitro or quests
unreal bane
Not all vets.
toxic hawk
they need to be liked or hated by the devs
hasty thistle
seems like every single vet has a custom one
Not all, but a lot of active ones.
lilac quarry
seems like every single vet has a custom one
A lot of them, but yeah not all
carmine monolith
i see
neat moat
one day I aspire to have my own
unreal bane
they need to be liked or hated by the devs
I'm hated. I'm very much hated.
lilac quarry
/hana
toxic hawk
Nasko is an evil man, he eats opioids for breakfast and drinks dehydrated water for lunch
carmine monolith
is that why yours is a brick
neat moat
we love you Hana
hasty thistle
!hana
lilac quarry
thankx
toxic hawk
we love you Hana
no
neat moat
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1079967390957305857/1081610684292403200...
HAHAHAHA
toxic hawk
no we dont
unreal bane
Oh it broke.
carmine monolith
hanaposting broke
hasty thistle
Ruh roh!
unreal bane
I'm finally free.
neat moat
even the bot doesn't like Hana
hasty thistle
lol!
toxic hawk
I'm hated. I'm _very_ much hated.
you perform human experimentations
naive flicker
Where's yo head at 🗣️
unreal bane
you perform human experimentations
I don't experiment. I induce side effects. There's a difference.
neat moat
says the man who literally dissected people for fun
quasi slate
@karmic jetty do you still play infinity nikki
toxic hawk
I don't experiment. I induce side effects. There's a difference.
so you do it for fun, thats even worse !
neon bramble
that sounds less ethical
toxic hawk
shame on you !!!!
toxic hawk
i wont have drugs injected into me without my consent !!!!!
neat moat
this is a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black
unreal bane
https://tenor.com/view/100-gif-549184224117281305
hasty thistle
GAH! LIGHTMODE!!
naive flicker
neat moat
Hana having lightmodd makes so much sense
carmine monolith
these fools are using a dark mode bubble
neat moat
go stare at the sun or something
carmine monolith
real troopers have the old image that changes text depending on light/darkmode
neat moat
smh
carmine monolith
doesnt work anymore because discord has like colors now or something
very annoying
toxic hawk
flashback to that one time echo guessed where i live
neon bramble
naive flicker
🔥
warm atlas
Continue the train
naive flicker
Real
toxic hawk
i am about to lament mourn AND dispair at -45
neon bramble
carmine monolith
why not 90, or even 180
warm atlas
NIEN
trail palm
you know life is good when ur sitting at the mall enjoying your coffee flavored ...
Coffee is so yummers
warm atlas
I cant stand coffee
neon bramble
this is why the NCR lost
quasi slate
Coffee is so yummers
warm atlas
MOPU HOW COULD YOU
naive flicker
this is why the NCR lost
"We consist of 5 states and make up the greatest nation since the great war"
warm atlas
YOU BETRAYED THE NO COFFEE COALITION
naive flicker
trail palm
Crus guy rare sighting
warm atlas
"We consist of 5 states and make up the greatest nation since the great war"
California dreaming starts playing
cold copper
Why are fences preventing me from driving out of Westside
naive flicker
California dreaming starts playing
🗣️
trail palm
It just ain't the same 🥀
Everyone good left or banned
cold copper
West point**
trail palm
Happens to the best of us...
warm atlas
Why did people get banned
quasi slate
tobuscus disappears for months
reappears to drop music
disappears again without explanation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyfvcWjogSg
neon bramble
crashouts usually
trail palm
Gas got banned and everyone else stopped and switched servers over time
naive flicker
<@1014503920711782440>
Oh boy
carmine monolith
gas?
naive flicker
Gas2go
trail palm
His servers legit more popular by old members than this one lowkey
warm atlas
What happened to him
quasi slate
gas brought up again 🥀
naive flicker
His servers legit more popular by old members than this one lowkey
Nah lol
I didn't wanna elaborate further anyway
carmine monolith
i remember i used to be active in this server in 2022 then i left for some reason that ive forgotten
naive flicker
And gas wasn't the reason why most people left
trail palm
They either only type here or there
warm atlas
Then why did people leave
naive flicker
Bad moderation perhaps
trail palm
Or was a while ago
warm atlas
But wait why was gas banned
naive flicker
Oh yea it used to be pretty problematic
