#general_chat

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vague thicket
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i would never

polar kernel
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say no more

vague thicket
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you a broke bum matter of fact

dapper ridge
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for some weird reason i started crying my eyes out because i had the thought of my grandma dying

polar kernel
upper ore
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helo

polar kernel
upper ore
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iam mousy

polar kernel
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they are mousy

vague thicket
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why did u save that lmfao

dapper ridge
polar kernel
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you never know

upper ore
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hellooo

vague thicket
polar kernel
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in case the devil woman befalls anymore misfortune

vague thicket
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does he know

polar kernel
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i know what to send

upper ore
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embed...

dapper ridge
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what do we do

upper ore
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wahoo

vague thicket
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This too

polar kernel
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LMFAO

upper ore
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i am mousy

polar kernel
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they are mousy

rose kestrel
# polar kernel

when you see another new player get excited about the "cure" in Project zomboid tutorial

dapper ridge
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I HATE MOUSY

polar kernel
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day 1 and u got opps is crazy 💔🥀

silver plank
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Love yourself and if you already do then keep doing it

polar kernel
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i have nothing but hate in my heart

vague thicket
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so real

silver plank
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!sporfo

polar kernel
silver plank
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I miss Sporfo

vague thicket
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Wait why is this actually so fucking cute

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sleeping cubone plushie

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Hold him leik a baby

harsh vault
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hai chattt

ivory grail
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Hello :)

harsh vault
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:3

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haiii

ivory grail
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You got the real sleep deprived me :)

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So expect like a lot of spelling mistakes

candid patio
ivory grail
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I got a terrible headache at the moment

candid patio
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Sorry to hear that.

ivory grail
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And no storms are approaching

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This is just a natural headache I haven't had one of these for years

swift crag
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I cast random headache!

ivory grail
swift crag
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Muahahaha

swift crag
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Free meat

ivory grail
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Aaah yes cannibalism

swift crag
ivory grail
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I do wonder what human flesh taste like. I promise i'm not a psychopath

swift crag
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I got myself pretty bad with a soldering iron one time

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Still have a burn scar on my finger

ivory grail
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The fuck you mean by that...ooh

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I thought you were like burning people on a stake

swift crag
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If only

ivory grail
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We need to bring the witch trails back

silver plank
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Theyll burn you first.

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Careful for what you wish.

ivory grail
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I want to be burn on the stake because someone doesn't understand medication

silver plank
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Only doctors do

swift crag
silver plank
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They study for years to understand medications

ivory grail
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Imagine a death they said burn on the stake in 2025 that would make you take double take

silver plank
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True

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Id lose a bit of faith in humanity

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Id seek to avenge you

ivory grail
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I already lost all faith of humanity, after we burned down like half of a state for a baby shower. I'm not religious but that baby is 100% the anti christ

swift crag
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You know what I don’t want to think about how you’d ethically burn someone on a stake

ivory grail
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We don't ethically kill anyone anyway

silver plank
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I feel like im missing 95% context

swift crag
candid patio
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what do you get your mother for mother's day that says "I hate you and resent you for having born me but I still want to be in your will in the event that your rich husband dies before you" ?

ivory grail
# silver plank Huh

Wasn't there like a California fire that was started from a explosion on from a baby shower

candid patio
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a card? lets go with a card.

candid patio
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aren't those like $1k to $3k usd?

swift crag
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Or something really tedious like a pressure cooker you can’t remove the internal pot out of

candid patio
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she HATES flowers... so... daisies?

swift crag
toxic relic
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lmao

candid patio
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oooh there we go

ivory grail
silver plank
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Well it was an accident caused by dumb people

frail shadow
silver plank
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Generalization is an easy way to be wrong about anything

frail shadow
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subject to change

silver plank
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Youre subject to change

frail shadow
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look my list

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do you like

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bella

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my pokeymens

candid patio
ivory grail
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Or bees

frail shadow
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seduce the husband

stiff geyser
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Fr, it's even better

frail shadow
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i have good opinions

ivory grail
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You know what i'm just gonna order bees and send it to a random house

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You better be careful opening your mails now on it might have bees in it

candid patio
frail shadow
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the orange man

ivory grail
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The small hands

frail shadow
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or what

heavy ivy
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leon breathing loudly in the corner of the room, waiting for the forbidden utterance:

toxic relic
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i didnt like the gta 6 trailer

stiff geyser
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Fr, that GTA 6 trailer sucked

frail shadow
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pack it up rockstar he didnt like the trailer

swift crag
heavy ivy
stiff geyser
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I don't get why people are so hyped when we haven't seen any gameplay yet smh

toxic relic
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exactly

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i still have no idea what the game is about or what the gameplay it

frail shadow
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its obvious why people are hyped

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dont be silly

swift crag
toxic relic
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just generic shots of the city and some randoms

swift crag
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That’s about it?

stiff geyser
ivory grail
# swift crag I mean, I know the feeling.

Oh yes I forgot we were talking about ethically ways to kill someone. I genuinely think the best way to ethically kill someone is to basically lobotomy but with like a gun probably a shotgun so that it just a sharp pain for a second and that it.

stiff geyser
silver plank
frail shadow
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with the amount of time and money theyre putting into it, theyd have to go out of their way for it to flop

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which it wont

silver plank
swift crag
heavy ivy
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what if instead of killing people we held hands and drank water

toxic relic
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what if we did both

vague thicket
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heracross my beloved

toxic relic
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killing takes a lot of energy, keep your electrolytes up

silver plank
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Why haunter instead of gengar?

vague thicket
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esp the female one

ivory grail
frail shadow
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haunter is cooler

silver plank
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gengar is cooler

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haunter is hot

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hotter

vague thicket
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excuse me

heavy ivy
frail shadow
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what now

toxic relic
ivory grail
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I gladly drink water and i don't like pop i can't drink from the fizz in it

frail shadow
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gengar is just a blob

toxic relic
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i can understand the nostalgia aspect

frail shadow
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its not nostalgia

silver plank
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Nostalgia is a disorder.

toxic relic
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but i mean...thats about it for why id be hype

silver plank
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and to be avoided

swift crag
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It’s like >10 years for a sequel.

frail shadow
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its the sequel to one of the best selling games of all time

toxic relic
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ok

frail shadow
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and theyre putting like a bajillion dollars behind it

stiff geyser
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Chat... I didn't like GTA V. I feel nothing for GTA VI

toxic relic
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understandable

frail shadow
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kids like that stuff

swift crag
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That’s about it

frail shadow
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im just hyped to see what will even come of it

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shit better be life changing

silver plank
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does anyone know a good piano free VST plugin?

toxic relic
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callisto protocol

silver plank
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ty

toxic relic
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no

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thats a game

frail shadow
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concord failed because everyone and their moms have made an overwatch clone

swift crag
silver plank
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

frail shadow
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no one cares anymore

stiff geyser
silver plank
frail shadow
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also it was bad

stiff geyser
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Side quests were boring and unrewarding

swift crag
silver plank
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I made this thing sound sort of like a piano

stiff geyser
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The main quest... Idk. Didn't make me feel anything

silver plank
stiff geyser
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Like, the bad guy we kill at the end, what did he do? Not paying us for one job?

silver plank
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😭

swift crag
swift crag
stiff geyser
ivory grail
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Let me derail this chat should I get this hat?

silver plank
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Haha Samuel L Jackson just steals any show he's in

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Look at Mace Windu, super popular yet he had basically no screentime

worn nova
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Hi

stiff geyser
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He bothered CJ during most of the game, killed his mom and destroyed his neighbourhood with drugs. Killing him at the end is satisfying

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Killing the bad guy at the end of GTA V makes me feel nothing

swift crag
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I don’t remember if I ever beat that game

worn nova
silver plank
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The last mission in GTA san andreas is infamous

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for how hard it is

stiff geyser
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I finished both San Andreas and V once in the past 5 years. I'm not biased or blinded by nostalgia

swift crag
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Didn’t help my laptop ran it at 10fps

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Haven’t even touched the remastered game on any modern hardware

silver plank
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San andreas got a remaster?

stiff geyser
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No

swift crag
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Oh am I getting confused on which games?

stiff geyser
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(It got a remaster. I'm just pretending it didn't)

swift crag
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Fair I haven’t even looked at it more than a glance ngl

fathom igloo
swift crag
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I’m pretty sure I played more Vice City than San Andreas

stiff geyser
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I played Vice City as a 9 year old

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:D

frail shadow
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same

swift crag
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I think it was when I was 13.
I did play the hell out of liberty city stories on a PSP earlier than that

silver plank
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When I was 13 I played GTA3

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On the playstation

thin wedge
polar kernel
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holy fuck i am jobless

tender igloo
thin wedge
lilac quarry
onyx igloo
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umph oughs

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are you feeling umph oughs today

tender igloo
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lol

halcyon knoll
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Anybody down for some DayZ on Xbox? I have trust issues w people ingame and in the actual discord servers

onyx igloo
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ARE YOU FEELING

halcyon knoll
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As well as L4g Xbox live

onyx igloo
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UMPH OUGHS

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THIS IS INTERROGATION NOW

vague thicket
vague thicket
fair yacht
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good night friends

neat moat
young kelp
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30 days of safety from void, used up almost 10 and there's barely any progress

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Void run ain't doing so hot

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oh tf

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image too big to be a pic lmao

heavy ivy
neat moat
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how's uuu?

harsh vault
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hai chattt!

neat moat
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what did the maneater get when they got home late for dinner?

lilac quarry
neat moat
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a cold shoulder

toxic relic
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why did you say maneater

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and not cannibal

neat moat
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cus I knew you'd bring it up

candid patio
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Hockey needs night mode where the ice is a dark color

toxic relic
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false

toxic relic
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ghoti's statement is false

neat moat
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you litteraly proved my point

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so

toxic relic
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proved what point

neat moat
toxic relic
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you didnt write that just so id mention it

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that is what's false

candid patio
neat moat
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Stinks skull must he one of the most dense materials out there

toxic relic
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night mode hockey where the teams shirts are painted with glow in the dark paints and the puck is fully glow in the dark

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that would be sick

toxic relic
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id watch that

neat moat
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dont touch that fish

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you stay away from them

candid patio
toxic relic
toxic relic
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im sure its been done before

candid patio
toxic relic
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his name is FARTFACE

neat moat
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sorry

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Stinkname fartass

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youre welcome

toxic relic
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no

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its mr fartface

neat moat
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Mr stinkname fartass

toxic relic
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when i was a boy my name was stinkname, now im a man and its fartface

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evolution

harsh vault
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i love milkbones

toxic relic
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it has been done before

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cool concept

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probably would be way difficult for a professional match

candid patio
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Man I'm late to every idea

toxic relic
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dw dude

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very few new ideas in the world

toxic relic
harsh vault
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live with it

candid patio
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I guess I should just take someone else's good idea and market it better than the creator did.

toxic relic
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thomas edison strat

candid patio
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Like Zuckerberg did to Myspace

toxic relic
harsh vault
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deal

candid patio
toxic relic
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hahah

neat moat
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Dude became homless over living in that mess

harsh vault
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im not a mess!

toxic relic
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i have secured another tenancy

harsh vault
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im clean

neat moat
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youre not milkbones

harsh vault
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yes i am

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im made out of em

candid patio
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Agree or disagree: Edison was more evil than Bezos

neat moat
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feeding you to calfs as we speak

harsh vault
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nuh uh

toxic relic
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i dont want to put capitalist pricks on another hierarchy

harsh vault
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im scary

toxic relic
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ill say theyre both shit

harsh vault
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ghoti

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im gonna like

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feed you

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uhh

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fish flakes

neat moat
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I dont want your food

harsh vault
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why not

toxic relic
harsh vault
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yeah

neat moat
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no she said milk not

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uh

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calcium

harsh vault
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ghotiii

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do a trick

toxic relic
neat moat
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floofie check behind you

harsh vault
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looks behind

neat moat
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irl

toxic relic
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human bones contain the mineral phosphate as well, so we can make matches out of bones

harsh vault
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i see a wall behind me

neat moat
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ha

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made you look

harsh vault
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grrrr

neat moat
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fckin idiot

toxic relic
neat moat
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yeah I was about to say lmao

candid patio
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Grok but chatgpt said the same thing

frail shadow
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port forwarding is so annoying

neat moat
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what even is that vro

toxic relic
neat moat
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cus they want immediate answers

toxic relic
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id rather think about it

neat moat
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no you can't just think these things

toxic relic
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makes me mad, man

neat moat
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you need data

toxic relic
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just use your brain

stiff geyser
toxic relic
neat moat
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no analysis does

toxic relic
neat moat
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you cant make data with just your mind

toxic relic
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thinking leads to data

neat moat
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no

toxic relic
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you think, you write, data

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yes

neat moat
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you need to actually go out into the wolrd to find it

toxic relic
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no

neat moat
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you cant just sit on your ass man

toxic relic
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what

neat moat
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I'm saying you need to actually go into the wolrd and collect information than just thinking really really hard about things

toxic relic
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what do you think data analysts do man, they sit in a room and comb through data

toxic relic
neat moat
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No

candid patio
neat moat
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They got out in search of data, either physically or digitally

toxic relic
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you think and you write shit down, thats data

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thats my point

neat moat
stiff geyser
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Smh

toxic relic
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why are you arguing semantics that i didnt even put there man

neat moat
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because I want to poke the bear

heavy ivy
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it doesn't do quick research, it predicts the most probable outcome from a prior data set that isn't always true, merely the most probable

toxic relic
neat moat
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youre a very smart bunni

heavy ivy
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i shed my bnuuy form, returned to cat for now

toxic relic
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do it yourself, its more fun that way

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i get excited at the prospect of research lmao

neat moat
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new lore just dropped

toxic relic
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especially field research, spending 2 weeks in a tent looking at soil

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gud shit

heavy ivy
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and im not smart i lack a lot of knowledge on many topics, i just have a burning desire to learn

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im fucking persistent is what i am

silver plank
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!ghoti

toxic relic
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better than most

silver plank
candid patio
toxic relic
neat moat
heavy ivy
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im that little shit that keeps asking "why" except i'm a big shit now because adulthood womp womp

neon bramble
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what I dream about in zomboid

toxic relic
neon bramble
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add bears so I can try to fight them already

neat moat
neon bramble
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also animals that can raid your stockpile would be funny as fuck

bronze moat
# candid patio Lol

Amazon owns 12-15% of all residential homes in and around the downtown seattle area.

People who lived in a location for 20+ years got their rent jacked up from $800 a month to as high ad $3,500 a month literally as a result.

Bezo’s is head of the empire that displaced over 20,000 residents from their established homes for 2-3 generations of families.

Those homes are now solely rented to Amazon employee’s. No one else is allowed to rent those homes.

Intent or not, that was the result.

Data shows that by the end of 2028 Amazon will own 30-50% of all residential zones, displacing another 20K people who cannot afford to live in the area any longer.

Some would call this evil.

bronze moat
neon bramble
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yeah but less tears will be shed cause aww cute cat

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vs

silver plank
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Isnt that just capitalism?

neat moat
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I was thinking more bears and rodents but sure

neon bramble
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OMG BEARS STEALING MY FOOD IS SO BULLSHIT

toxic relic
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i found that though

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thats sick

neon bramble
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imagine all the tears in the forum 😌

heavy ivy
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go my robotic scarabs

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and some organic ones too that i found

toxic relic
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people using those anti aerial guns on drones

heavy ivy
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potato howitzer

mellow birch
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mmm yes

neon bramble
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violence

toxic relic
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cook the potato using aerodynamic heating

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and you knock down an amazon drone

neat moat
toxic relic
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hawk

neat moat
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they'll knock them out of the sky

heavy ivy
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i will become the crow mother

toxic relic
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halk doesnt even sound like hawk

heavy ivy
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have them bring me a drone once, i feed them, and become the broodmother

neat moat
toxic relic
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no lmao

neat moat
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yes lmao

stiff geyser
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Tf y'all talking about

toxic relic
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no

neat moat
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yes

toxic relic
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american accents smh

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no, hawk has no L sound

harsh vault
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americans are yucky

heavy ivy
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caulk vs hawk

harsh vault
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except ember

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i like ember

neat moat
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nice caulk

toxic relic
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wrong reply

harsh vault
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nerd

toxic relic
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caulk is pronounced differently to hawk

heavy ivy
mellow birch
harsh vault
heavy ivy
neat moat
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ember gives small gremlin vibes

stiff geyser
neat moat
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so they should fit

stiff geyser
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Spanish is a superior language

toxic relic
harsh vault
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i give off the best vibes

neat moat
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I'm not listening to a god man brit bongrr

mellow birch
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“There’s nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world!” - a great man

stiff geyser
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What is Walmart?

neat moat
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what

toxic relic
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This video shows you how to pronounce Caulk (pronunciation guide).
Learn how to say PROBLEMATIC WORDS better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyncGi5eWz0&list=PLd_ydU7Boqa2TWjHeVDMd_w6b4bDlwA2-
Listen how to say this word/name correctly with Julien (English vocabulary videos), "how do you pronounce" free pronunciation audio/video tutorials.

L...

▶ Play video
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i didnt know they pronounced it like cock

mellow birch
toxic relic
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silly

neat moat
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who does

toxic relic
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american english

stiff geyser
neat moat
toxic relic
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ok

harsh vault
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i cant 😭

neat moat
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why does he say it with a hard c

harsh vault
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:3c

neat moat
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say it like the halk tua girl, that's more accurate

toxic relic
neat moat
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what

toxic relic
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you said hard c

neat moat
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When

toxic relic
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chlamydia or cancer

neat moat
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those aren't the same as the word hawk

mellow birch
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cock

neat moat
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or

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halk

toxic relic
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yeah i know

neat moat
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better

toxic relic
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you just proved my point

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caulk isnt the same as hawk

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fuck me you're annoying

neat moat
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what are you on about

frail shadow
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old mans throwing a fit

neat moat
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he is

toxic relic
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im glad i was an only child cause being a big brother would be hell

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i imagine it was like this

frail shadow
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youd have been the mental runt of the litter

neat moat
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maybe

toxic relic
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im ok with that

neat moat
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youre ok with a lot of things

candid patio
toxic relic
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thats fine

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language is made up

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only ghoti gets reprimanded

mellow birch
neat moat
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They hated ghoti for he told them the truth

toxic relic
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whatever you say, man

frail shadow
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you upset him

candid patio
harsh vault
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NERD

neat moat
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you smell like wet dog

harsh vault
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so?

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i AM a wet dog

toxic relic
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wet dog isnt a bad smell

harsh vault
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exactly

mellow birch
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not the worst smell but it isn’t exactly pleasant

toxic relic
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idm it

mellow birch
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depends on how regularly the dog bathes

heavy ivy
harsh vault
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yems

heavy ivy
harsh vault
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yay!

neat moat
stiff geyser
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Has anyone watched El Eternauta? Absolute cinema frfr (totally not biased)

toxic relic
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yeah i watched it

neat moat
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They turn against me

heavy ivy
toxic relic
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wasnt a big fan

stiff geyser
toxic relic
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i liked the cigarette explosion scene

toxic relic
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i dont dub dude

stiff geyser
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How did they handle the joke with the thunder while playing cards? lol

toxic relic
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not well

stiff geyser
toxic relic
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true

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foreshadowing

toxic relic
stiff geyser
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"I'm sure the only one with a hidden cigarette in that room is the nun" I said lmao

stiff geyser
toxic relic
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ahhh

stiff geyser
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Ngl, I thought it was hilarious

neat moat
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weren't you a little too old for Jimmy Neutron

toxic relic
stiff geyser
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Yes

toxic relic
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i watch 'kids' shows to this day

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craig of the creek 🔥

stiff geyser
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I'm just happy that I'm finally seeing a scifi movie/show set in my city

toxic relic
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understandable

stiff geyser
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They were always cheap dramas and romance stuff

toxic relic
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its done well

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i just wasnt a huge fan

stiff geyser
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Btw, you'll never see snow in Buenos Aires

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That's why seeing it covered in snow is so surreal

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For us at least

toxic relic
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ahh noted

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makes the entire catalyst point a lot more surreal

stiff geyser
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Yes

toxic relic
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i like that

stiff geyser
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Snow fell like twice in 100 years in Buenos Aires, and the author of the original comic didn't see either of them

polar kernel
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it snowed the most it ever has here in florida this year

candid patio
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They are more cuddly with each other when they are cold and wet and it makes for cute pics

tame loom
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anyone wanna play pz with me for a bit? I'm a noob so need a bit of help lol

candid patio
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I am happy to answer specific questions you might have but I don't want to play with you

hallow cypress
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Also eat like butter or something to gain weight idk

bronze moat
ruby river
bronze moat
burnt viper
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me and my sister found our first bong

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on a dead stoner

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un*dead

stone nexus
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I was looking thru some logs I have of a server and uh

toxic relic
#

christ

potent rune
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Loving it bro

candid patio
#

How bout this oilers game, eh?

potent rune
#

Baldurs gate 3 is peak

candid patio
#

Two months ago I didn't give a shit about hockey but now that I'm Canadian it's all I care about

toxic relic
#

hockey fucking rocks dude

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oilers really did clutch in the end though

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havent they won most of their recent games as well

candid patio
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I think so. We might have a Canadian Stanley cup battle which is pretty cool, eh?

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Show those yanks what for donchaknow

stone breach
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I think im gonna end my characters story off.

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Like a 'And he lived hapilly ever after'

young kelp
#

Cavemans somehow got their hands on a gun

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no idea where they're even getting ammo

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mind you these are the nudist tribe

neat moat
#

natives traded with the Europeans for guns and ammunition

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same logic Im guessing

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or they

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you know

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stole it

toxic relic
#

stealing is better

ruby river
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hi chatters

ruby river
toxic relic
toxic relic
neat moat
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dude

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stop asking lmao

toxic relic
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damn

neat moat
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its on my to do list

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I haven't been free unfortunately

toxic relic
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i just dont sleep

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only way to get everything done

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wouldnt recommend it

young kelp
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its not that bad

neat moat
#

oh so that's just you as your pfp

toxic relic
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yeah im him

young kelp
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after like the 6th night, you can casually ignore those guys

neat moat
#

does your bf also not sleep

young kelp
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its the 11th thats the problem

toxic relic
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i realise that means i suffered abuse as a child

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i look like him but im not him exactly, im a different guy

neat moat
#

insomnia?

toxic relic
neat moat
#

who doesn't

toxic relic
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i stay up with him when i can

neat moat
#

why dont you both do some like, physical activity to get tired idfk

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aw

toxic relic
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we're both very active

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i go to the gym 3 to 4 days a week and run, he runs with me and gyms twice a week

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we tried walking when he cant sleep but doesnt help

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he gets tired but no sleep

neat moat
#

hm

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any idea what it could be

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for both ya

toxic relic
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he has meds but they dont work all the time

neat moat
#

guessing he built up a tolerance

toxic relic
# neat moat for both ya

for him? i dont wanna disclose that here
in my case idk, i dont think i have insomnia cause i can sleep when i try but eh

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sometimes its not worth it when i could be reading proofs from the 1800s about new wheel patents

toxic relic
neat moat
#

Oh so you have an overactive mind

toxic relic
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lmao

neat moat
#

Has its merits

toxic relic
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i guess

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what about you

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also insomnia or you alright with sleep

neat moat
#

Sometimes I just don't feel tired

toxic relic
#

real

neat moat
#

Insomnia

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I'm starting to do some yard work and thats helping

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its funny cus I used to walk like miles with like 50lbs on my back with little issues

toxic relic
neat moat
#

but now simply crouching down and picking at the dirt tires me out

neat moat
toxic relic
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shit wrecks your body dude

harsh vault
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you two should go on a friendship date

neat moat
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I'm not picking berries lmao

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Uh

toxic relic
neat moat
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I dont think we'd get along, no offense

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no she means like a double date I think

toxic relic
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we wouldnt lmao

harsh vault
neat moat
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wtf is a friendship date

toxic relic
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i dont want to go out with a 20 yo either

neat moat
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fuck you too man

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wait

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dont you mean

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hanging out?

harsh vault
toxic relic
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yeah

neat moat
#

why dont you just call it hanging out

toxic relic
#

hanging out sounds better

harsh vault
neat moat
#

very.

harsh vault
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well

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i didnt read it

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my friend did as a bedtime story

neat moat
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yeah you can't read

harsh vault
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yes i slept to it

clever spade
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hello anyone down to game?

neat moat
#

you had friends to read to you?

onyx igloo
#

texturing is not fun but fun

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somehow

harsh vault
toxic relic
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i dont want more of that lore

neat moat
#

huhuhuhu

toxic relic
#

rather not delve into the history of lotg and floofie

neat moat
#

what

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you

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she told you it?

harsh vault
toxic relic
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i dont want to know

neat moat
#

oh

harsh vault
#

we go wayyyyy back

toxic relic
#

relationship frippery is not interesting to me

neat moat
#

frippery?

heavy ivy
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im silly

toxic relic
toxic relic
neat moat
heavy ivy
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am not a billy

toxic relic
#

a billy is a baby goat

neat moat
#

I thought that was a kid

toxic relic
#

i dont know if that is true

harsh vault
toxic relic
heavy ivy
#

ive heard that terminology around here

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i am an adult regardless

neat moat
#

so apparently a male goat can be called a buck or billy

toxic relic
harsh vault
#

ouh

toxic relic
#

i just remember a romanian guy told me english people call goats billy's

frosty tulip
harsh vault
toxic relic
neat moat
frosty tulip
toxic relic
toxic relic
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i also remember that same dude taught me how to make new cigarettes from tobacco butts

toxic relic
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dude was chill

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i think he's dead now

neat moat
#

wow

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what a beautiful thought

toxic relic
#

he was kind of hot too

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old man stories

bronze moat
neat moat
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I didnt know you were Romanian

heavy ivy
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thats the neat part, stink isn't i dont think

toxic relic
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im not-but im sure ghoti meant for that realisation to be about dave

onyx igloo
#

average day in birmingham indeed

bronze moat
neat moat
#

I vunt to suck your vblood

harsh vault
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i want to suck someones blood!

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what does fish blood taste like

neat moat
#

like blood

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.....

harsh vault
#

let me sink my teeth in you

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gonna drain your blood!

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mwahahhaha

bronze moat
harsh vault
#

i do love me the fishy taste

bronze moat
#

Some crustaceans have BLUE blood!

bronze moat
toxic relic
#

why would vampires be from romania

harsh vault
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why do that when you can get it from the source

lyric galleon
#

why would blood be blue

harsh vault
toxic relic
#

🤨

harsh vault
#

never heard the whole stereotype?

toxic relic
#

no

harsh vault
#

u missing out

bronze moat
toxic relic
#

I'm not missing out.

toxic relic
#

sad

neat moat
#

this is old news man

toxic relic
#

hm

bronze moat
# toxic relic sad

Not sad. Just pop culture.

Few people talk about Arcadia, or the rites of Hades these days.

And bram stoker, just like Mary Shelly hit JUST as there was an explosion of literacy in the West.

Same with Dante.

People from the lower class finally had the ability to read so the stories of stoker shelly and poetry of Dante were read by the majority of the population

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Equivalent would be best sellers like Harry Potter.

EVERYONE knew the story, or heard bits of it.

So dracula = vampires forevermore

onyx igloo
#

all I know is every vampire movie ive seen has atleast one sex scene

harsh vault
#

kinky

onyx igloo
#

why? i have no idea

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probably just old American movies

tame loom
toxic relic
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cause hes gay

onyx igloo
#

who's radu

toxic relic
#

vlad the impalers brother

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radu the third or radu the hansome

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him and the sultan were fucking

onyx igloo
#

i though you were saying vlad the terrible

tame loom
neat moat
onyx igloo
#

shit

toxic relic
#

ivan the terrible is russia

onyx igloo
#

am I dyslexic

bronze moat
# onyx igloo why? i have no idea

I can answer that too. Cause this is MODERN.

Bram stokers BOOK has dracula as an evil entity so vile that sexy times were non existent.

That changed in the late 1950’s, post world war II.

Prior to that, 90% of vampire stories were NOT sexy times.

The legosi’s (fans of bella legosi) were some of the first “goth kids” who would cosplay as vampires and run around town. Some of them are now 80-90 years old.

neat moat
#

yeah Romanian and Russia are

toxic relic
#

vlad the imapler is wallachia

neat moat
#

far ish

onyx igloo
#

i dont need to be dyslexic ontop of the other arrays of fuckups i have

neat moat
#

stink are you pro or anti tool use for zombies? Think night of the living dead or the mall scene in the walking dead

toxic relic
#

there is non sexy vampire media today

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just not mainstream

neat moat
#

true

neat moat
#

zombies that use tools

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yeah

toxic relic
#

yeah sure

neon bramble
#

zombies with guns hell yea

onyx igloo
#

i really hated how ricks wife cheated on him even though she thought he was dead

toxic relic
#

depends on the zombie lore

onyx igloo
#

i hate cheating in general

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its just an unacceptable thing in my life, it grosses me out

toxic relic
#

if the zombies are effectively just humans with rage bugs then yes, tools are fine

tame loom
toxic relic
#

like the sadness

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i was not expecting that one scene in the sadness

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i admit i laughed

onyx igloo
#

also how did the zombies eat when they're rotting

tame loom
#

like they were happily married for how many years before the outbreak? then once the world went to shit and he was presumed dead she just moved on like he never existed

neat moat
#

but it gets the job done

onyx igloo
#

That makes it worse

onyx igloo
bronze moat
#

Vampires in the 40-50’s were like in the movies: evil, bent on domination or even aliens working with plan 9 from outer space.

Then you had a sexy actress play one. Then teens went to see the movies.

In the 1960’s, vampires began to take on a sexual orientation and used seduction to hunt prey.

By the 80’s you got Anne Rice. Entire cults and organizations of vamps with their own politics.

Then by the 90’s you had the Camirilla. Literally vampire princes, organizations, clans, etc.

All the while, movies with sexy times make more money than those that don’t.

30 days of night was a big hit, but sexy vampires make x10 the money.

Now we are at the current state with vampirates (vampires + disney pirates), circus vampires, and vampires that can only play baseball when it rains…..

onyx igloo
#

I know I'm yapping but still

#

Cheating on your partner is gross

tame loom
neat moat
#

absolute regress imo

onyx igloo
#

the last of us took a logical turn with zombies imo

tame loom
#

it'd make sense for the recently turned to be able to use rudimentary tools for a short time, but after the brain decays away there's no way that'd be possible

toxic relic
#

imo imo

onyx igloo
#

they seem the most possible which scares me

onyx igloo
neon bramble
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I dont think you can make a logical take on zombies in a world with automatic weapons

neat moat
#

Zombies actually evolving as the setting goes on would be interesting. They dont even have to get that smart, but like leading survivors down an ally to then eat them would be kinda scary. Remembering how to open doors. Small things to make you stay on your toes

neon bramble
#

and if it's that viral that unarmed hordes can take down a modern military

#

not getting infected becomes a bigger nightmare than the zombies itself

tame loom
bronze moat
frosty tulip
worn lily
#

i think the bandits mod might need a bit of work for unstable lol

neat moat
#

the cordyceps fungus will never infect humans guys

#

its not happening sorry

toxic relic
#

yeah

frosty tulip
tame loom
#

even if they could, it wouldn't be like TLOS

frosty tulip
#

They need food and water still

onyx igloo
#

im keeping my tinfoil hat on and leaving that possibility

worn lily
#

i just crashed off of three bandits KEKW

frosty tulip
#

they're still living humans, just sick

worn lily
#

just poping up

frosty tulip
#

So the infected would die out crazy fast

neon bramble
neat moat
#

they explain it a bit in the show

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they share nutrients and go dormant

toxic relic
neon bramble
#

it doesn't really work

onyx igloo
neon bramble
#

aint saying it can't be fun but it's jank at a fundamental level

worn lily
#

@neon bramble explains why it's crashing so frequently now

toxic relic
#

whats that movie about the cdc during a pandemic...contagion?

worn lily
#

kinda sucks i enjoy it

tame loom
onyx igloo
toxic relic
#

no

onyx igloo
#

Okay

toxic relic
#

its just a pandemic

tame loom
toxic relic
#

yr

onyx igloo
toxic relic
#

essentially yes, the virus in that movie was very similar to covid strains

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gud movie, too optimistic in hindsight

onyx igloo
#

i guess the tinfoil hat goes away for the TLOU idea lol

toxic relic
#

yessir

bronze moat
onyx igloo
#

Omicron

#

What is this Pokémon

candid patio
#

Wash your groceries.

toxic relic
#

unicron

toxic relic
#

unicron ending would be better than dying in a hospital from a horrendous virus

#

sadly, virus is most likely

neat moat
#

unicorn ending?

onyx igloo
#

The pandemic was so boring
Didn't even have zombies to whack with a rake smh

toxic relic
#

unicron

neat moat
#

oh

toxic relic
#

unicron is from transformers

#

he eats shit

neat moat
#

vore

onyx igloo
bronze moat
# onyx igloo What is this Pokémon

is a variant of Covid that they say no longer exists. But I have doubts. Kinda irrelevant tho cause the next pandemic is prolly gonna be 10 times worse, regardless of if it's a corona virus or not

toxic relic
#

he eats planets

#

hes a personification of entropy

neat moat
#

I dont see the connection personally

onyx igloo
#

im a personification of problems

toxic relic
onyx igloo
#

is that every teenager

warm atlas
#

greetings gentleman

toxic relic
#

dont make me fucking wall text you

toxic relic
toxic relic
carmine monolith
#

i think the big issue with deadly pandemics is them being scary actually hurts it

bronze moat
onyx igloo
#

why the fuck did we buy all the toilet paper

carmine monolith
#

i think covid was the peefect amount of not scary that people ignored it and thats why it was so bad

onyx igloo
#

during covid

warm atlas
carmine monolith
#

ebola was scary so people took it seriously

#

alot of people didnt even think covid was real for a while

#

it was absurd

toxic relic
#

man i was scared

onyx igloo
#

ebola was the vomiting blood disease right

#

i can't remember

warm atlas
#

I was scared of covid

carmine monolith
#

yeah

warm atlas
#

Mainly for my parents tho

neat moat
warm atlas
#

I knew it wasnt as bad in kids

onyx igloo
#

I wasn't scared of it, but I was aware of it and treated it like an infectious disease

neat moat
toxic relic
#

i had to do predictive modelling of how covid and its strains affect the body long term

#

shit spooked me

carmine monolith
#

mhmm

onyx igloo
#

If I was scared about it I would be WAYY to anxious

#

And probably be more likely to get it

carmine monolith
#

i think i got covid like 6 or 7 times by the end of it

toxic relic
#

double vaxxed with booster 🗣️

candid patio
#

If my truck has a 3500 lb towing capacity, and my trailer weighs 3900 pounds, but I take 500 pounds off the trailer and put it in the truck bed, am I below the towing capacity or nah?

carmine monolith
#

triple vaxxed here

onyx igloo
#

Why do people not like vaccines

#

Is just a needle bro

carmine monolith
#

distrust of authority

toxic relic
bronze moat
# carmine monolith i think the big issue with deadly pandemics is them being scary actually hurts i...

Only kinda. The main reason people are just NOW taking action against measels is because you can SEE the effects of the illness.

People who used to be against medication and treatment suddenly changed their mind when their entire community got infected and you could SEE the physical symptoms.

In generalized terms, human beings have to see something first-hand before they act upon it or take actions to prevent a thing.

"I didn't see him do a bad thing". "I never saw that happen". "My video game works just fine." -all examples of every day talk on how people generally dismiss a thing until they SEE it on their front door

neat moat
#

I might have had a phantom cough when I had covid

warm atlas
#

I don't take vaccinations for religious reasons

neat moat
#

lasted like 2 years

candid patio
onyx igloo
#

Oh

#

Mb

#

I was thinking medically

toxic relic
#

i personally think vaccines are cool

toxic relic
#

the engineering behind em is insanely interestinf

candid patio
toxic relic
warm atlas
#

But Im fine with others doing it

toxic relic
#

that sucks

candid patio
warm atlas
#

Thats their choice

toxic relic
#

erh

onyx igloo
#

I think engines are cool

candid patio
#

Bring back polio

onyx igloo
#

The wankel motor is cool

toxic relic
#

im not going to start this

carmine monolith
#

i definitely think well see another covid like pandemic, one that doesnt kill every single person, so people wont take it seriously and it kills more millions

candid patio
toxic relic
#

not you

onyx igloo
#

Do you guys like parrots

toxic relic
#

fuck yeah

onyx igloo
#

I think they are cool

candid patio
onyx igloo
#

Why

carmine monolith
#

pigeons>parrots

candid patio
#

Dear God no I hate them

warm atlas
#

Parrots are funny little creatures