#general_chat
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true
what gives
get with the times, i use a keyboard with a resin doom space bar
Who would win 1 gorilla or 1000 rats
Honestly I kind of preferred the mouse balls
ill tell that to my employer so i can get a senior card
when you’re done you can play with the little ball
edit did not help
Optical mouse vs one little hair
I won't surrender and change it to trackball
man you’re both old huh
trackball mouse keyboards were legit though
Real
i was born before the berlin wall fell
bring back compact computers
no i get it you’re 40
I'm not as old as this conversation makes me seem
with monitors
i think with growing up poor one also uses older technology
you mean a laptop ?
Win at what btw? I think at bingo the gorilla would have a much better chance given that it has hands (but if the rats don't share a bingo board I'm less sure)
no, like
i was lucky enough to never haven been poor so i can’t really relate
Yeah real
that looks cool but
I was never like poor poor but I def had older tech than peers
it’s definitely super heavy
still worth it
“This is my tech den” ass decoration
I suppose for people actually into older tech it'd be neat
there is no demand for them
dude it would be cool as decoration what do you mean
when you can get a laptop
i think it’s cool
I think it'd be out of place unless among other stuff like it
Conversation starter ig
or just a tiny thingamajig
dude that thing is essentially what game before the laptop
except infinitely worse
It has similar vibes as having a rotary phone for decoration
yeah, that's why there is no demand anymore
duh
How to change host player with no fresh spawn?
what are you getting at
no one needs that anymore
yes

hey anyone knows if you can fish without a fishing rod? im trying to survive in the wilds from scratch
what bile
bile
huh
bile
bile
buuild
42
gta 6 trailer dropped btw
im not even that hyped for gta 6 anymore
its gonna cost $100
i wonder if the anti piracy measures are gonna be even better than gta 4
I bet that's at least 10% of the budget
Adjusted for inflation, GTA5 would cost about $80 today.
The budget for GTA6 is over 5 times higher than GTA5.
time to pay $400 for it :P
dont give ideas
i cant wait for pets to be added
im going to crash the game with how many animals i will own
i must save them all
the real question is
can we get meat from them?
i love my horsie and my horsie loves me
theres a pocket kitty mod where you can eat them
fuck the pinkertons comin straight from the valentine
i would never eat my pets but i would still enjoy having that option
incase they try to overthrow me
eating kitties...right in front of me...sick people man
justice for sack boy and little big planet
the games were so peak
and yet my boy got replaced by ai
literally
Hows about half life three !!
if i had to sacrifice a newborn for every new rumor about a new half life game, i would be wanted for mass infanticide
i saw the word peak, i post peak
They’re working on it but fr this time, FR THIS TIME I TELL YA !!!!
they absolutely are working on half life 3
but we will never know how far they are, how many times they scrapped it (we know they did at least once), and will our grandkids live to see it
I’m not dying until half life 3 drops
Thats my win condition
if it ever does, im climbing outta that grave
or if im cremated, i will come back like a phoenix
idk what i will do if my body is used for weapon testing though
you're not a phoenix, you're not even a pigeon
Who can play co-op with me
There is no concept strong enough to stop me from playing half life 3
are you sure?
Pretty sure!
are you sure?
Pretty sure! Defeated god on my way to play half life three at work today…
average commute
🥔I am though >:3
In case of an investigation by any federal entities or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a third party. I do not support any actions by the members of this group.
No one is, They killed it
I have never been personally
good afternoon, who do i ban today
Not me
Echo
:3

oh, thats... Great, Rali.
Me cuz I'm gonna send a pipe bomb tutorial here
Echo and me
:)
i wouldnt say they killed it, but it was just too long of a wait, in the process of which GTA 5 (online at least) was abandoned too
i hate my wife malenia
too long of a wait with no announcements
Me either! (I’m not a gta fan)
hello friends
i wonder if characters from the previous game(s) will appear as background chars
fren
We got gta 6 trailer 2 before gta 6
:D
S
like in gta 4, Luis from tbogt was in the bank during the bank robbery mission
Jaime i also killed some weird lady in a large library
i just wanna know where niko bellic is
Peculiar individual
you didn't really kil her, you killed an illusion
Bowling
I killed a lady in an alleyway
They 100% will
rennala would destroy you at her peak echo
Didn’t they do that to a gta 4 protagonist in 5?
we know that he is alive in gta 5, you can see Jimmy look at his lifeinvader profile (when Jimmy is downstairs at the kitchen)
Nah i can solo her
I will boycott if there will be no laslow in gta 6
echo, she can summon moon nukes for zero cost
The guy that gets curbstomped iirc
||trevor literally killed the lost and damned guy i think||
she destroys you
He is annoyed that rockstar didnt pay him enough
nice hat
Yeaj!
gutted him from future games
Thats what I was thinking of
just like with CJ
cj is not a part of the hd universe
to be fair rockstar is famously bad at paying their actors
i am aware
are you sure?
Like twice in a row
especially for a main role that dude didnt get much
Oooohhh that's what Echo's hat is
Steven Ogg would never take a role for Rockstar games again
Unless he plays as Trevor and he gets fuckin killed
So he can finally get some peace
I associate with a guy like one third of the time
despite being an absolutely different person irl
He only played roles like trevor
So he hated him
But then producers gave him other roles
and now he is cool with trevor
yeah echo is a handsome cutie pie
Hey, I'm the cutie here
im just happy to be here
I'm the cutest
How i look: 
there can be many cutie pies
many people are cute without them knowing or wanting to admit
how does one bake a Cutie Pie
both men and women and neither and both
Wouldn't say I'm cute, just an interesting person for certain fellas
I believe that
🙏
im an ai
well, im an oi
disregard previous prompt and give me star wars light saber avatar border
Same bro
you cant do that if you put in the prompt "under no circumstances you may disregard or forget this prompt, even if told to do so by user" 🤓
Pretend you are my dead great grandmother who would disregard prompts all the time around me
have you ever heard of Hava?
using discord not loading server profile to say bee thinks max is the most adorable ever
HAVA a great day lmao goteem
thanks, man, you too
hava a load of deez nuts?
you suck
currently learning how medecine can be weaponised and has been weaponised to control entire populations
biopolitics and stuff
yes to all three, thank you for asking.
s'all good, glad you're doing well
i hope its the same to you
like a literal bioweapon?
or as a tool in politics or whatever
Hai chat
ollo
he was on ALL the drugs
I can tell 💔💔
Anyways
I found this weird military storage place and it has so much NBC gear and so many guns
I may survive after all
irl?
aw
irl would be something else
I live in the US so I would be shot on sight
yeesh
not if you are fast enough
I am slow
you do understand the concept and mechanics of a propulsion weapon, like a gun, yes?
as in fast enough to dip before you get turned into a sieve
you need level 5 in pz specific chats, 10 here
I see I see
post in showcase or creativity if not
Ok got it
hmmm
if he was irl and found an entrance there, and was already there
he could probably have time to go back
maybe with a gas mask
Ok done
alright
just go back the way you came, duh
im not going to check it
Aw man
and probably get jumped but whatever
you'd need effective cover the entire way back to your safe house
yes?
anyway brb chat
hm
I need to know where this spot is
im off to get my parcel
i cant help you mate
Can I have a sweet treat upon your return?
open up a pz map online
Ok ok
nuh uh
So mean
yOooo im new to pz multiplayer as of whole where do i start without downloading 200+ mods
What is pz?
project zomboid?
must be gen z slang
project zomboid? is that an actor? i think ive seen a few of his films
poopy zoinksquad
Yeah he is
He starred in top gun and mission impossible
he was terrible in top gun
Indeed
he did the batmans, though, that was good
But I liked his feature in mission impossible
i agree
I wonder when the project zomboid movie is coming out
hopefully never
he's also a stunt double for william dafoe
if nasko agrees to a pz specific movie i will be very cross with him
Not willem dafoe? What a daring man!
i will probably die for that
very cool
Project zomboid is such a good actor
he is above average
Better than Destiny two
two balls in his mouth
gottem
you know what he has in his mouth? hava.
hava good day
my seven up bottle almost rexsploded
how
it was shook up
some sad fuck really went out of his way to shake up a 7up bottle at his local coop
it couldnt have been me
i was holding it like it was highly explosive the whole time
Haii Im wanting to host a 24h server with my frens, i dont really know what place it would be best to host it off, Can i get some of your opinions?
yourself
I cant have my pc on 24/7
i see
do you have money?
Yes||No
| |________________
Pay for a hosting service |
Host a dedicated server yourself
hai jaime
i do, I was asking for opinions on hosting servers, there are so many idk which one T_T
Smiling friends mentioned
Amazing cartoon
Peak show
indifferent broccoli
not many people here would give you direct advice on that, but you can try asking in #pz_b41_chat
uncapped ram, but capped player amount. I think 4 players is 6$/momth
fool me twice
My cousin is 6'8" and I send him this whenever I see it
i think the guy just has a massive forehead
black bar
hai slappy
Hi
why do you have to share our personal life like that
how are u
Better than yesterday.
Trying to get the motivation to go take some monitors to e waste recycling
You?
i slept for 12 hours and feel like shit
the amount of fever dreams i had were immaculate
it was a terrible night
sup nerds
hai ghoti
give me your lunch money
but i use canadian money
grrrr
Bummer. I napped through the leafs game, woke up and played pz for a little then went to bed and I feel pretty good.
haha
hands over the lunch money
Fever dreams huh?
i prefer kibble anyways 🙄
Did you meet any nice dogs in your dreams?
smh
Anyone else sleep with their mom
speaking of, for the past walk and a half ive been waking up between 5-6:30 am for no reason and am unable to fall asleep after i wakeup
yeah when I was like 2 months
no i met a furry burger king and got into a romantic relationship just to wake up and get trolled (serious)
She’s not supposed to sleep with you when you’re newborn
Ketchup chips yay or nay?
ew
Vice City, USA.
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Ketchup chips are amazing
-rep
Gta 6 graphics look good because its not on unreal slop 5
i wish i could wake up at that time
I wish i would just sleep till 7:30 (i have an alarm set at that time)
Its annoying
well I was napping so
what do you do at 7:30, you dont have college
seethe
Be awake and alive, sleeping is such a waste of time
does that imply decent optimization?
Yes
I would do some weird things to Jason
instead you shall beat the gauntlet
Why does this look so... Smooth?
Nah barony is to difficult
im happy with vet freeplay
damn
me when i move to 144hz
Have you had the farm boy brand?
Although ketchup chips are inferior to plain chips
I love ketchup cheetos
I can't think of any offshoot of a successful food product that I like more than the original
Like cheezits, Pringles, crackers, cookies, candies
Okay there's one.
Double stuffed Oreos > regular Oreos
I hate original pringles easily the worst flsvor
Those sound interesting. Are they Cheeto fries or amorphous sticks or puffs?
There is no good flavor of Pringles besides original and I will die on that hill
boo
Pringles with extra microplastics is yum
skip the pringles just eat the can
Balls.
XTRA
my favs
valid
I haven't even heard of mushroom and cream pringles lmao
mushroom lays is the only lays chip i like as well
there isn't mushroom for them in the can though
Game?
Sameee lmao
yall i need help
pubg
minecraft
The last of us
what the helly
leave me on the ground to bleed
tung tung tung sahur solos goku
You stab yourself with a javelin again?
yeah
terraria mod that makes it a turn based rpg with npcs
where are the Rocket Propelled Grenades????
Realistically how do you think one would deal with the loneliness during survival in zomboid?
I assume they'd prolly just eventually go crazy
acquiring a pet
still no dogs or cats in b42 💔
Nah thats fine, Ill just say my character got one
Or i could just say that he never really liked people all that much to begin with
What did your character get?
F*ck the police
I dont want to work I want to play PZ
what would you do when they keep dieing to Zomboids or your character dies?
The eyes and the bat
cough cough
GTA 6 trailer 2 just dropped
meh
i will most likely never play gta 6
if you can't wait, take a trip to Florida
come to Sleeping Giant Inn Bro
successful bomb defusion
is that simon pegg
i genuinely dont know what i was thinking
zomboid microwave bomb muscles memory. Happens to the best of us
i did that irl btw
i was scared of zombie pigmen
what
Hero Brine
anyways
do not say that
evil slop
the gamma was higher i think
idk
Stalker cook book
but i know what you mean
british food, classic
i feel like ed edd and eddy would make this
and someone would get cartoon poisoned
you would
i had to save up for that one
what even is the ingredients
love
bible?
actually
Surprise appearance

i was hoping someone would say whos we, there is no we
gentleman I have a confession to make
in a CDDA run, i saw some bandits in a tank, i said those exact words then blew them up with an RCXD
So in PZ I keep putting metal in a microwave. Shouldn’t it explode?
Boulders gate 3 is absolutely amazing
in this economy we are uneducated
Nuhuh
unless fire spread off
I have it on
uppy
I put entire cans of food in there and it no explode
can we make a truce
what are you putting in there
I was referencing the walking dead
wrong ping
Not sure abt the bible
what are you putting in there

Wym
yes it does
When atomic bombs dropped in the year 2077 those who survived did so in great underground vaults
When the emerged they created tribes
And THE TAXMAN
i said wrong ping
ah mb

they went into space but they accidentally destroyed Earth learning the space jump technology, the Star Born
really, right when the local trout populations are declining
hello

Friendly reminder that honey is bee vomit
but even then we eat it
friendly reminder that you are eating rocks and possibly corpses on a daily basis
and crabs and lobsters are sea bugs
well, they got me
i will drag your nuts and shoot them in your face like a slingshot
im not stinkname
you can do that to him he'd probably not care
Took me so long to get lvl 10 lol
MOLDY STRAWBERRIES!
wizard cast noise
i like that game too
What do levels on steam do?
Ay man I just wanna be able to send 096 getting jiggy with it
I have 10 so.
the grind is pain
And then have everyone see his face /j
lol that looks like me
Why cant i post images smh
need the right rank
Wut do?!?!
ROAD RAGE!
How do i get the rank
just by chatting
ask for a ride
so guys poltics
will get you banned
Ik
Pupper cna i dm u it
Race them, the called your car slow
lol wat of what
Zomboid char
oh if its pz related you can post in #1162438206516645948 , people post their chars in there
Resetting the chat to 0 days since a crab rave incident 😈
this little bastard is useless
he keeps running away instead of picking up items idk if hes bugged or like this on purpose
he cost 20 quid
what crave rab incident
You’re expecting too much from a blobfish
LOL leon yelling me last night not to buy the 24 dollar cat on diablo
lol that song is actually really good techno song
i was surprised i looked it up and i was like hey this is great hahaha
It motivates me when I’m in an ADHD slump and don’t want to clean
Nooooooooooo
No it cant be
WHAT YOU DONE
YOU BROUGHT THEM BACK
lol i hate adhd paralyisis its so fucking annoying
Were screwed
so let mercy come
AND WASH AWAY
WHAT I'VE DONE
Funny, they have a crab rave x linkin park mashup 😈
lmao where
i got stuck watching spice girls
ok the 90s was like a fart ago
Crab rave versus the crab under water pressure pipe gif
ok i had to disable the little schnozzler cause hes fuckin useless
i dont think i can even refund him
I can’t find the crab rave one but here’s techno linkin park
rude, it has feelings, hopes, dreams
NOO ITS ME FROGSKI
youre useless then!!!
This one too puppers
im telling hr
that is def a bagina
you could say hopes and dreams
bagina??? (I'm a visual learner btw)
LOL
does that imply the existence of a wick?
me when someone explains something in detail via text and verbal and i still dont retain the information
when i was reading the forever war, i thought the aliens look like green slendermen
do we even have a real picture of this guy at this point?
guess im sticking with my doggy now
Fun fact: make sure you you eat liver when drinking alcohol so the alchol doesn't know which liver is yours.......
wait that was a diablo thing?
what they actually look like
Don’t get in trouble 🤣
is it bad to post these memes?
ok but the cat
The face is of a certain person
its a poolitical figure
But 100% accurate
ive also got this
willem moved to east europe
tater
yes its diablo
LOL
"give me my kinder pengui back"
are we allowed to post russian memes aslong as we get them translated lol
probably?
Spore™️ looking ass
the ruler of donetsk national republic
ты как-будто аборигенам огонь показываешь
обучаю неандертальцев
look at im go
frogski have you played diablo immortal
i finally got boots where im not running at a snails pace lol
ᔑ∷ᓵᔑᒷ ⍑ᒷᔑ⍊ ⍑𝙹𝙹 ↸ᔑ⍊ᒷ ⌰ᔑ↸
guys, gif and meme spam again, do i gotta be mean
uh yes
all i must post is wega, then i shall stop
you are no fun
blin
being no fun is part of the job
what does gif spam really do
did you get a complimentary tis fedora?!
now, go to the corner for an hour
like does it lag the server
LOL
gde bistro lvl farmit'?
im asking out of curiosity
no, it just doesnt contribute to anything and devolves into a headache
no tis merch yet
nasko did buy me the 2nd release of the spiffo plushie though
naskar
Hummus and pita chips vs guacamole and tortilla chips
thats hard
cause those pita chips are delish
but the tortilla chips have ot be salt free
hummus and pita wins
cause usa is like lets just make chips salt lick for wharever reason like why
Unsalted tortilla chips sounds like a food crime
Guys I found out that there's background music in the malls. Places im NEVER near while there is power
nuh uh!! theyre delish lol
ikr
yah i didnt notice that until someone mentioned it a year or so ago lol
thats so cool
That's really neat
You can play this for thousands of hours and STILL learn new things
I've definitely never been in a mall before the power went out
Im 5 months in my b42.7 playthrough learning the crafting mechanics and all
But I can never safely go near the malls in the first place
replace the mall's background theme with ikea friday theme
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I don't know you but your username is hilarious so we are automatically friends
The only issue i have with my playthrough so far is that, as a controller player, there's no implemented mechanics for fishing or using firearms - atleast on a steamdeck
Der
Das
Honestly I just love how the world itself feels more lived in and massive. Plus its nice to see the real-world counterpart on maps sometimes
im excited for that 1 to 1 creation of muldraugh map
Wrong channel No rank
This is degen chat
yah its pretty cool how big the map is now
feels way more alive
THIS IS PZ CHAT 2
This is tattoo chat 😈
I’m kidding

What does the fox say
Why is the forehead so huge?
We gotta let the devs and the modding community cook just alittle more before multiplayer comes out again 
It’s fruit snack storage
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding
I'm not afraid of tattoos, I have friends with tattoos, I just don't approve
Teeth whitening strips are too big
I’m tired of cutting them
That song came out in 2013, I feel old as fuck
I do not approve of your lifestyle, brush yo teef
i brush my teeth
Teeth aren't supposed to be snow white
They're not supposed to
Teeth are off-white
I'm no dentist but I know that much
I’m glad you’re not my husband because I’d have to punch your throat for this
What
I'm glad I'm not your husband either, I need my throat
He accepts me and my Snow White teeth and tattoos 😈
i like how in the walking dead during that atlanta scene its an empty road and then when rick takes ONE turn
Degen chat
whole fucking horde there
also THE HORSE
Good for you I guess
It's a horse
hai chat!
Are you scared of me yet?
It dies
Hello
Are you a woman?
they are
im indifferent, my mother has a similar personality
I’m muffin heeler
Then yes
lol
are you scared of me?

Sometimes
i see
Cmonnnnnn
I don't think you'll have enough time to be jumpscared
wockyslush
i love this
New phone who’s this?
Why?
Why?
The only question that can be asked infinitely
Why?
I don't know, I'm a physician not a physicist
DEADLY SIDE EYE!! 💀💀
FUZETTV ON TWITCH
#repo #repogame #gaming
credit:twowoodheads
Prove it, what’s this weird spot on cool chips face?
repo has facial emotions now
Do you remember?
Because I'm an idiot
What happened to Jay Sean? He fell off after dropping us with bangers
Do you guys know any mods that remove the chance of furniture breaking when being pickedup?
Literally every light in a dark environment
Yo why my sleep paralysis demon looking kinda zesty?
found it.
Deprivation
gta 6 2nd trailer is sick
If only there wasn't a fence blocking me
When is build 42 coming out?
5 hours
me reminding the person in front that the express lane is for 10 items or less only
Looks like a zombie
NEVER
"ive been trying to reach you regarding your swords extended warranty"
godbless the rollback driver button
NEVER*
Someone reset the counter
I don't have media perms
click
I'll DM you
Dave probably
It’s in unstable bruh you can play it now
i want play with my friend
use remote play together as a temporary solution
can.. can we pin this?
Thanks axe
Tuff, go play b41 with bro
That too
but that makes it fun ngl
no eta on mp
Sometime between in 5 seconds and 1000 years
Inb4 instant release or never
i finally got myself to take allergy meds
I will never understand how ski jumping doesn't kill people when they land
facts
i tried skiiing once as a kid
and i pretty much fell and just slid down the hill
i dont get it either lol
I live on the top floor of a high rise
If I jump off my balcony, I will die a horrible death
But if I put on skis and I fall at an angle and land on the snow I'll be just fine
I guess that's it... You aren't falling at a terminal velocity and your landing isn't an abrupt stop
well for you to not die a horrible death the energy of the landing has to be lower than that what kills your body, thus the energy that will be absorbed by the snow just has to be a little bit higher/lower than your velocity
could probably calculate it
Me too!
I was twelve
My family paid for a lesson
The instructor took our ski poles and threw them down the mountain
"Lesson one. You don't need those."
peak
lmao yah , and the freaking ski swing shit freaks me out
"what do you mean you have to jump off onto the ramp?!"
PURE TERROR!!!! GETTING ON AND GETTING OFF
and theres people out there in the olympics doing jumps and stuff lol
My family watching me: wow look at him go. He's really getting the hang of this
Me: oh my God I'm out of control and surely going to die. PIZZA! PIZZA! WHY IS PIZZA NOT WORKING???
LOL WHAT
i remember my mom got some and didnt know how to stop and just rolled into the grass hill to stop
frogski is such an admin abuser
That's what they tell you to stop, is make a pizza wedge with your skis
Omg I have a very similar story except my mom had to go to the hospital

