general_chat

[toxic relic]

akira kurosawa is a good director

you included

[harsh vault]

wow what did i do

[junior vale]

I'm not gonna lie I forgot abotu this </3

[onyx igloo]

good

[junior vale]

I don't hate you ! That balances it out probably !

[harsh vault]

yay

[onyx igloo]

i do

[harsh vault]

thankies

[onyx igloo]

i am a harbringer of chaos

everything shall be uneven or unstable

[junior vale]

May any fish who meet my gaze learn the true meaning of fear, for I am the harbinger of death.

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/amimirawr-mimi-alien-green-gif-7850144250814563927

[junior vale]

Zeeglezazoopzorp :)

[onyx igloo]

except with me you look into my dumbass eyes

[rose kestrel]

Sir , this is a Spiffos. If your not gonna order please leave

[onyx igloo]

as i make a random noise and sprint off

[toxic relic]

ghoti

if the apocalypse happened, what kind would you want

zombies, aliens, nuclear, war, famine, etc

[junior vale]

You sir, are a fish.

[toxic relic]

i think aliens would be cool

[onyx igloo]

No. That's Ghoti.

[junior vale]

that's true!

[onyx igloo]

im the other dumbass you got them mixed

[junior vale]

:( boowomp

[junior vale]

On the note of Ghoti, apparently "Potato" can be spelled Ghoughphtheightteeau

[onyx igloo]

what

you confused me now you get a bottle rocket through your kitchen window

[karmic jetty]

chat

have a hersheys kisses

[toxic relic]

what that

[karmic jetty]

chocolate

[onyx igloo]

better hersheys

[junior vale]

[onyx igloo]

just buy cadbury

i like cadbury chocolate the most

[toxic relic]

cadbury is bad

[karmic jetty]

yommers

chocolate is chocolate

im not picky

[onyx igloo]

how

explain to the american

[toxic relic]

taste bad

most american chocolate taste bad tbh

[onyx igloo]

do you not like chocolate

[toxic relic]

like sugar and milk

with grainy texture

[onyx igloo]

CADBURY IS BRITISH

[toxic relic]

yes

but its manufactored for american markets

lmao do you think all products are made the same everywhere

[silver plank]

[onyx igloo]

i was hoping so

[silver plank]

!sporfo

[prime thorn]

https://i.imgur.com/Jy8CCrd.png By Ash <3

[toxic relic]

well you'd be incorrect

[onyx igloo]

do we get the worst quality products

with the

dyes n shit

[toxic relic]

idk about the worst but your regulations are shit

so yeah, i can comfortably say america has very low quality food products

[onyx igloo]

can we get a bugfix

we need better food

[toxic relic]

bugfix aye

i can think of something

[heavy ivy]

american food quality is ass

[toxic relic]

this is good choclate

[onyx igloo]

aldi chocolate is good

[onyx igloo]

i think thats my best bet

for good stuff

mm orange chocolate

[heavy ivy]

i like the minimal advertising on the package while still explaining what the product is

[toxic relic]

is chocolate

not much more to say

[rose kestrel]

Kinder Egg

[toxic relic]

im sure the back has potential allergens and such

[onyx igloo]

i hate minimalistic looks

theres too much of it

[toxic relic]

valid

[onyx igloo]

thats probably why

[polar kernel]

i hate uh

olives

[onyx igloo]

uh

yeah

[toxic relic]

dude what

[onyx igloo]

i dont like olives either

[toxic relic]

olives are peak

[onyx igloo]

i never liked olives

i like olive oil and bread

[toxic relic]

olives with some oil drizzled over and hummus

[onyx igloo]

good olive oil

[toxic relic]

roasted nuts

[onyx igloo]

i like peanuts

[toxic relic]

eh

[onyx igloo]

some sunflower seeds

uhh

[toxic relic]

peanuts are kind of a nothing burger imo

cashews, almonds

thats real shit

[onyx igloo]

cashews are pretty good

i like those

almonds are kinda a weird experience

[onyx igloo]

cause of the texture

have you ever had the bar mix?

[toxic relic]

yes?

[onyx igloo]

i like that

its got like

the weird sweet seasoning

thats good for some reason

[toxic relic]

i dont liek that

the sweet

[onyx igloo]

its kinda spicy too

[toxic relic]

how lmao

[onyx igloo]

idk i get the offbrands

could be different

like aldi offbrands

[toxic relic]

different stores mate

[onyx igloo]

avocado is weird on toast

[toxic relic]

dont have aldi here

[onyx igloo]

why would you eat avocado on bread

[toxic relic]

cause it tastes good

[onyx igloo]

i think it tastes just

bitter

kind of

[toxic relic]

what

are your avocados ripe or not

[onyx igloo]

i dont know

i dont eat avocado that much

[toxic relic]

avocado shouldnt be bitter...

[onyx igloo]

my mom tries to get me to eat it

[toxic relic]

some brown bread or grain toast with half an avocado on it, tomato, salt, pepper, drizzle oil

[onyx igloo]

scrambled eggs are my favorite style of eggs

good on toast

[tired egret]

Hey there all! I have a question. I have been trying to launch my B41 modded server for the last two days so my friends can play with me. Unfortunately. Its forever stuck initialising

[toxic relic]

you're just talking about food

[onyx igloo]

i am

[toxic relic]

gross

[onyx igloo]

my brain goes very offtopic alot

[onyx igloo]

it has to have hotsauce to be good though

[toxic relic]

#pz_b41_chat
#1019767076094758924

[toxic relic]

gross dude

what are you eating pfft

[onyx igloo]

shit i think sounds good

i dont know anymore its a very confusing world

[toxic relic]

the texture must be horrible

mushy egg with hot sauce

[onyx igloo]

its not

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

i make it fluffy

[toxic relic]

i dont like that

[onyx igloo]

like with some cream

[toxic relic]

cream in egg

[onyx igloo]

now im starting to think we have different tastes

ah i got that joke

[toxic relic]

there wasnt a joke

[onyx igloo]

maybe im incredibly immature then

[toxic relic]

just sounds bad

[onyx igloo]

its a very common food here

for breakfast

[toxic relic]

idk whats common here

[onyx igloo]

have you ever had a macaroon

its like

[toxic relic]

yes

ive had a macaroon

[onyx igloo]

i like them

very good

[toxic relic]

eh

kind of boring

[onyx igloo]

i do like coconut in general though

[toxic relic]

not all macaroons have coconut-in fact thats not a common ingredient

[onyx igloo]

oh

ive only had the coconut ones

[toxic relic]

i think the best macaroon ive gotten was in toulouse at a bakery

like a decade ago

[onyx igloo]

toulouse sounds bougy

how expensive was it

[toxic relic]

it was cheap

[onyx igloo]

wow

[toxic relic]

toulouse is just a french region

[onyx igloo]

i thought you wrongly toulouse

lmao

[chrome jetty]

kapow

[toxic relic]

what

[onyx igloo]

wallop

[toxic relic]

coconut macaroon is not a certified flavour

weird

[true peak]

oh! joining the server was super buggy, but glad to be here.
is anyone currently looking for people to join a group survival run?

[toxic relic]

and its macaron HAHAH

[onyx igloo]

these are macaroons

[toxic relic]

dude what

no?

[onyx igloo]

yes

it is

[toxic relic]

**macarons **

no dude

[onyx igloo]

dude

they're completely different

foods

[onyx igloo]

yeah

[toxic relic]

what the fuck are you talking about

[toxic relic]

#1019725562337579028
#1019743790178762812
#1019737819981283459

[onyx igloo]

its like

its own

item

[toxic relic]

idk what the fuck that is mate

[true peak]

thanks

[onyx igloo]

i thought it was macaron too but they are different

[onyx igloo]

its just coconut, and condensed milk baked till brown

[onyx igloo]

i crave those

to this day

[toxic relic]

theyre just painted burgers

[onyx igloo]

oh

you ruined it

[toxic relic]

good

[onyx igloo]

why did you do that

[loud pumice]

I'd eat it

[onyx igloo]

your evil

[toxic relic]

im an old man with a lot of spite

[loud pumice]

Purple Crayola is my favorite

[toxic relic]

back to tv

[onyx igloo]

are you a marine by chance

[loud pumice]

Nope

I'm a medic goober recruit

I save people that hurt themselves

Cause they can't read the signs

[onyx igloo]

oh

the marine daycare?

i shall leave my computer to go to bed

[loud pumice]

More like babysitting

[onyx igloo]

thats a daycare

[icy vigil]

i made goopy mac n' cheese

[harsh vault]

show

grrr

:c

[loud pumice]

You're so right for that

[heavy ivy]

rawr

[loud pumice]

Oh damn.. I forgot he was our president

[onyx igloo]

Not anymore

[loud pumice]

In the forever box you go

[harsh vault]

woof!

[onyx igloo]

Let's just put that topic away in the faux cabinet

[loud pumice]

You're not getting a reaction from me

[harsh vault]

who?

[loud pumice]

Straight to jail with you

[harsh vault]

i dont like jail

so i no go

[loud pumice]

Yup, even mentioning E lon Musky will trigger the autoban

[harsh vault]

also

hai uppy!

[loud pumice]

I would know

Frrrrrrrrrr

[vital marten]

I’m bald now, idk why but I like my face more this way

Strange thing

[loud pumice]

Whenever PZ B42 mp drops, I'm gonna hunt my friends

Full on raider with post apocalyptic weapons

[vital marten]

Terminator Uppy

[onyx igloo]

Are you able to reflect lught

[loud pumice]

But not like.. full sweat tryhard pvp.. no

[onyx igloo]

Light*

[harsh vault]

@loud pumice can i has one caramel apple

[mellow birch]

at least his babysitters didn’t fuck up the country as bad as trump’s sycophants

[loud pumice]

I'll just hold you at gun point and demand you drop a cookie. Then sneak into their base and take a fork or something

[junior vale]

baa

[mellow birch]

fucked up either way though .v.

[harsh vault]

hai fren

[junior vale]

I'm experiencing the tired AND bored moodle from zomboid irl life !

This is insane!

[chrome jetty]

Do drugs

[harsh vault]

jadod

[chrome jetty]

what

[loud pumice]

I'm gonna do drugs

[junior vale]

Goodness what a leap

[harsh vault]

im a mike tyson goddess in HS

[chrome jetty]

Murder was next

[onyx igloo]

yall ever forget where you put an item and can't explain where you put it

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-cap-my-cap-senses-are-tingling-spidey-senses-gif-25195050

[onyx igloo]

and then

its in your hand

[mellow birch]

what’s HS?

[harsh vault]

you probably suck ya harlot

[loud pumice]

Having at least one psycho in the group is a good reason to have a doctor occupation

[chrome jetty]

Im not good at boxing, but no way ur pro level

[loud pumice]

I'll be the psycho

Look at me

[junior vale]

HS... leikkke like Half Sword

[loud pumice]

Menacing

[harsh vault]

yeah

[onyx igloo]

I also hate the noises clay pots make if you move them

[mellow birch]

oh half sword!

[harsh vault]

im immaculate

[onyx igloo]

gives me goosebumps

[junior vale]

bwehh naurr murder isnn't good! People go to prison for that!

[mellow birch]

I love that game

[rose kestrel]

tweak moodle

[junior vale]

I loooove half sword :)

[chrome jetty]

Ohh u meant half sword

[harsh vault]

i said HS

[mellow birch]

I’m great at the ol’ double fisty spam

[junior vale]

I love the billhook

[chrome jetty]

I mean thats alot of talk for someone who hasnt gotten to barony

[loud pumice]

Fwostie is that your fren?

[mellow birch]

and the plancon bonk

[harsh vault]

yems

[junior vale]

We need a billhook in zomboid!

[loud pumice]

Is rali a sheep

[harsh vault]

yems

[mellow birch]

facts

[junior vale]

Duuude thhe plancon is also very very very fun!

[mellow birch]

we need more polearms!

[junior vale]

It has great twirl potentiall

[harsh vault]

everyone here except you is my fren uppy, join the floof train

[junior vale]

Ba !!

[loud pumice]

5min and I'm going home

[chrome jetty]

I love the two handed sword

[loud pumice]

I hate this job

[mellow birch]

I feel most skillful with the longsword

[junior vale]

Longswod <3

Swod is crazy fuck </3

[mellow birch]

I just kinda understand what to do with it the best

it’s very responsive

[junior vale]

I got so good with the billhook, and then the demo changed its handling and now I feel less good with it

[loud pumice]

I'm burglar

[junior vale]

I can still spinny spin it, so it's all goodsies

[mellow birch]

but polearms are the most intuitive

[chrome jetty]

I wish i was better at parrying tho, also i have trouble fighting against two handed axes

[vital marten]

Hell yes I am, got a super power now. I just take off my ballcap and WHAM

[junior vale]

Supposedly the slow mo helps? I find it to be not worth it though

[chrome jetty]

Im no bitch

[junior vale]

fair !! I never said you were !!!

[mellow birch]

by spinny spin do you mean the ol’ switching hands mid swing to backside bonk?

[junior vale]

Ahh bleghhh I can't post a videoeoeoeoooo

[mellow birch]

you can DM me it lol

my DMs are open

[junior vale]

Kay!

[chrome jetty]

Man im not in my half sword prime anymore

[junior vale]

I found that slower sensitivity helped me get an understanding of how the sword moves when I was learning in the playtest

[chrome jetty]

I stopped playing for a few days and am out of practice i find

[junior vale]

They nerfed me man :(

[mellow birch]

yeah it’s kind of difficult tbh

[chrome jetty]

oh ya 100%, like i only recently lowered my dpi on my mouse to gain more control

[misty fern]

anyone want to play project zomboid?

[chrome jetty]

I also like leaving my sword in my enemy when i win lol

[mellow birch]

it’s hard to show enough restraint to not just braindead spam, if I were fighting real people that were more responsive that part would probably be easier

but when you do actually do tricksy stuff and it works out oh boy

the dopamine hit

[true peak]

heading to bed for the night but id be down tomorrow evening

[junior vale]

I'm of the belief that it would devolve even worse into swinging wildly, since real players feel less self preservation than a bot that doesn't want to die

[junior vale]

Oh it feels so very good

[misty fern]

I would like to play with someone right now

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/nefario-fart-gif-16865528649071342899

[misty fern]

what is that @chrome jetty ?

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-train-gif-15347229

[true peak]

😂

[misty fern]

thanks everyone I found a great server

[chrome jetty]

Your welcome

[vital marten]

Kinda sorta, it’s more of a reflection to the economy nowadays compared to pre-pandemic. Things are so different

[onyx igloo]

Reusable flashbang

Eco friendly

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-20496920

[toxic relic]

i think wifiskeleton died

[copper robin]

i sent that in the wrong server

[toxic relic]

assume so

hope the funeral is fun

[harsh vault]

what funeral is fun

[vital marten]

The Roll Me up and Smoke Me when I die ones I guess

[toxic relic]

some are

[stone breach]

I think 1000 zombies is fair enough to become desensitized tbh

[toxic relic]

idk

it depends

[stone breach]

If i had personally killed a THOUSAND Zombies, I probably wouldn't be panicking.

1000 Is a HELL Of alot of zombies if you think about it

[toxic relic]

hmm

yes i can see that

[trim stump]

Agreed, I have a become desensitized mod

[toxic relic]

however, i think for gameply purposes, 1000 is comparitively low

[stone breach]

Im trying to kinda go with how i would realistically see things imo

After 1000 You know how to fight zombies, The do's and donts, And how to avoid being infected

[toxic relic]

yeah

understandable

i think in a video game those numbers seem relatively low

but realistically i can agree

i wouldnt want to play a game with those settings however

[stone breach]

Thats fair.

[toxic relic]

i definitely understand why people would play it that way

if one was to mod the game and make it as 'realistic' to your hypothetical it could be fun

id make the zombies more difficult to kill/able to scale high walls to compensate haha

[stone breach]

I prefer the classic shamblers

Not cuz they're easier to deal with, More because its just how i see zombies.

[toxic relic]

i think the more you add 'realism' the more you realise how easily zombies can be killed hahah, its the numbers and the luck that gets ya

[toxic relic]

real real

[stone breach]

OH NO, My guy's overweight now -_-

Too much cereal... Damn it

[toxic relic]

cereal is a bulking food

[stone breach]

Was using it while i was working towards fitness 10

[toxic relic]

yeesh

[stone breach]

I found like 20 boxes on like a 2 day long scavenging run

[toxic relic]

im not a golden wall man

im okay with fit 8/9

gl with it

[bronze moat]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3448013654&searchtext=

[stone breach]

My character is kinda like: "Well, Theres nothing else to do- I might as well become an Olympic Champion"

[sacred summit]

gas

[bronze moat]

I always goon tho. too many cute outfits

[sacred summit]

crazy work

[silver plank]

I really like the scene where Walter says "I am the danger"

he's actually quite scared and nervous

litearlly just yapping and trying to prove himself feeling quite insecure

Hal is such a good actor

[sacred summit]

i mean yeah

walt is a fragile little man

he just wants to be perceived as powerful so he frightens his own family

[rose kestrel]

Gooner Truth Regime

[versed needle]

Do we have multiplayer in the game yet

[bronze moat]

maybe ask in #pz_b42_chat

[lyric galleon]

is that a different mod than the dragon ball terraria mod?

[tall glen]

It's taco tuesday

or will be when they get done

[junior vale]

I wonder what he was going to say to skyler if she didn't drive away

[loud pumice]

Hold on a minute

Golden spoon spear

[karmic jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1134241038379257927.webp?size=96&animated=true

[oblique stream]

Golden spork spear when

[tall glen]

rate my cooking

[loud pumice]

I'm definitely playing PZ tomorrow

[tall glen]

zozo does the golden forks add quality to food

I hope so

[fickle sonnet]

anyone have any good rp servers?

[karmic jetty]

yes it adds microgold into ur food

not as good as microplastics tho

[tall glen]

dang

[toxic hawk]

Skyluh. Where's my money skyluh. I'm going to throw a pizza at you skyluh

[onyx igloo]

i now feel like shit

how many pointless dilemmas have you been in chat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1369184036685353010/IMG_2038.png?ex=681aef80&is=68199e00&hm=237570a6621ab9ccb5e2620964575e691712730f62e7dc0524ecdff699b774e4&

[toxic relic]

i thought it said gay

the typography of the lettering is bad

[brazen lantern]

whats the 3 leg gay spider doing

[onyx igloo]

do the colors have any relation to the sexuality or is it just random

[brazen lantern]

its prob the pride flag

I can't keep track of all of them

[onyx igloo]

this is a question that floated across my mind like a Toyota down the highway

[toxic hawk]

i like the lesbian flag its cute

[onyx igloo]

lesbacon

it looks like bacon right

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/abjahanbin-happy-pride-lgbt-rights-lesbian-day-of-visibility-lesbian-gif-25458386

you tell me

[brazen lantern]

no

[onyx igloo]

still looks like uncooked bacon to me

and the top is cooked bacon

[naive flicker]

Lebanese

[neon bramble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIXgBbH5WbA
@naive flicker

it is the beginning of the end for brotherhood chuds

[naive flicker]

Holy shit they're working on another part

[neon bramble]

for the republic

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/ncr-fallout-fact-checked-by-real-patriots-ranger-ncr-ranger-gif-6538938350957171308

So true!

Fact checked by a patriotic NCR citizen!

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/ncr-sunburst-gif-10704387556509961759

I like the clips of the NCR marching

[toxic hawk]

this looks like something i'd see on a propaganda poster

[naive flicker]

I wonder how they'll be in season 2 of the FO show

[carmine monolith]

!rank

[prime thorn]

Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid

[carmine monolith]

ugh

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-at-this-user-user-laugh-caption-laughing-drinking-sped-up-gif-7231508378104836522

[naive flicker]

Don't tread on the bear 🗣️

[neon bramble]

dunno todd shit on the FNV lore in canon

his wrath might extend to the NCR as a whole

[carmine monolith]

fnv mentioned

[naive flicker]

!rank

[prime thorn]

Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid

[naive flicker]

Bruh

[toxic hawk]

the people who made skyrim also made fallout ?

nice

[naive flicker]

Yup

[neon bramble]

courier is peerless psychopath above well and beyond most players would act

[plush hazel]

!rank

[prime thorn]

Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid

[naive flicker]

Bethesda Game studios

[neon bramble]

and nevada is a shithole

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/bot-fail-epic-bot-fail-laughing-discord-gif-20786510

[neon bramble]

well it already is in NV canon

just moreso now

[naive flicker]

Such a shithole that people have enough time for politics instead of killing each other for Cram

[neon bramble]

its a step away from that overhaul mod DUST

[naive flicker]

Fuck the Mojave

[neon bramble]

without the tunnelers taking over

[toxic hawk]

tunnels ? METRO

[naive flicker]

DUST is awful
Good idea but not good

[toxic hawk]

i'd take a nuclear winter over fallout anyday

[neon bramble]

imagine volatiles

but they dont gaf about time of day

[toxic hawk]

nah i'd lose

[neon bramble]

and they're in the desert

[naive flicker]

Everybody gangsta till an irradiated gorilla tracks you down

[toxic hawk]

he sets traps for you

stupid fucker

[neon bramble]

I wanna see escaped chimps in zomboid

[carmine monolith]

imagine hairless apes that are hyper intelligent. and they have alien-looking rods that make a loud noise and can hurt you from really far away, and can track you for miles without getting tired

[neon bramble]

they're on a zoo's shoot on sight list if they escape lol

[carmine monolith]

wait.....

[toxic hawk]

thats the things from metro that can communicate telephathically

[neon bramble]

I should read the metro books

[carmine monolith]

i still think the only thing that can beat humans in being terrifying are actual eldritch god-monsters

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/lappland-bleh-gif-11205493754426674744

i love this stupid italian wolf

[neon bramble]

from what I understand the game is faithful to the source minus artryom murdering half the metro population

[toxic hawk]

she's so stupid

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-lappland-cooking-siracusa-siracusan-gif-12684846582016605685

[toxic hawk]

he does kill communists and nazis tho

[naive flicker]

Ah hell naw

[naive flicker]

Based 🗣️

[neon bramble]

sure but he only kills a handful of people in the book

[naive flicker]

Spartans slime the Reich and the commies

[toxic hawk]

tho in metro 2033 he sneaks past the nazis in that part

[carmine monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/gi-robot-creature-commando-not-see-squinting-suspicous-gif-2280254102439360783

[toxic hawk]

i remember tweakingb ecause of the hit detection in metro 2033

it sucked assssss

and i was playing on hardest difficulty

[neon bramble]

I had too much fun with the tknives

that I accidentally snuck past most encounters

[naive flicker]

It wasn't so bad actually

[neon bramble]

ranger was an experience

[carmine monolith]

i do love the american cultural phenomenon of making games to bully nazis. its the most based thing to ever come out of american culture

[neon bramble]

made tknives very interesting when enemies started having armor plates

[toxic hawk]

its as bad as facing ricardo the first time

[naive flicker]

Bro, put a laser on your gun and point it at enemies. The laser will tell you the EXACT LOCATION of where your throwing knives will land

[neon bramble]

they are the king of acceptable targets

[naive flicker]

I'm not kidding

[neon bramble]

no big surprise

[carmine monolith]

real

[naive flicker]

I cleared whole levels with this

[toxic hawk]

nazis and demons both are fair game

[neon bramble]

too late I learned to aim without a crosshair

[carmine monolith]

Theres no ambiguity with them, no moral quandry, so you can blast away without thinking

[naive flicker]

I really enjoyed Ranger mode

And honestly if you play in a resourceful way you don't have issues with supplies

[neon bramble]

I was severely allergic to the concept of suppressing my guns

[toxic hawk]

i loved using the revolver with a scope

[neon bramble]

so tknife was my only stealth option

[toxic hawk]

i love revolvers in general

[neon bramble]

revolver carbine my beloved

[naive flicker]

The revolver was a decent sniper in Exodus if you turned it into a rifle

[toxic hawk]

i love how you get an ak like half way into the game

but its in a stealth section

[neon bramble]

you dont have to stealth it

plenty of pipebombs around to go loud

https://tenor.com/view/payday-2-payday-pd2-death-sentence-payady-2-death-sentence-gif-17267625918096399204

[toxic hawk]

ik but i was scared

[neon bramble]

I kept seeing pipebombs I cant pick up

[toxic hawk]

im uninstalling genshin and reinstalling payday 2

[neon bramble]

so I decided it's time to actually use em

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493711721513615366/1056190040142794782/ixXpoH3.gif

[naive flicker]

In last light I was actually hella cracked, trust me y'all guerilla warfare tactics are insane
Stealth those who can be stealthed, lower their numbers. Then start off loud with pipe bombs, then shoot the fuckin rest of them

[neon bramble]

I am one of the few stoic deck enjoyers apparently

[naive flicker]

It's simple but it works

Decimating numbers and then striking the remaining enemies really hard is very effective

[neon bramble]

pipebombs are the way

fire off and throw em where they clump up

[naive flicker]

For sure. Enemies don't even know your exact location mostly if you do it the right way

[naive flicker]

Exactly

[neon bramble]

if I dont feel like giving myself away there's tknives

[naive flicker]

Knives are for single enemies

Pipe bombs are for groups

[neon bramble]

throw faster

you can take out up to three if you're fast

less if you're a dingus and hit their armor

[naive flicker]

Hmmm nahh I cannot leave the lovely pipe bombs on their corpses behind bro

I swear to god even ranger mode was manageable in terms of resources

[neon bramble]

it isnt bad

the worst part is being locked to two weapons mostly

[naive flicker]

Oh for sure. I usually went with a trusty Kalashnikov and a shambler shotgun

[neon bramble]

less of an issue if you're comitted to loud or stealth though

[naive flicker]

My guns were basically never silenced

Unless i was able to carry a third gun

[neon bramble]

I liked brawling with the bolt action

its usually bolt action/shotgun or revolver carbine/shotgun for me

[naive flicker]

Bolt action huh
That's a bit unusual, but comes in handy in certain locations

No automatic weapon?

[neon bramble]

I play a lot of world war two games

[naive flicker]

Shii

[rugged kestrel]

https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/1369181889964933181

[naive flicker]

Understandable

[neon bramble]

flicking with a bolt action at close range comes naturally

[naive flicker]

Bolt action with iron sights is the way to go

Do it the Simo Häyhä way

[neon bramble]

didnt he use an SMG

the fuckin harmonica mag rifle is adorable

[naive flicker]

Simo Häyhä is the most lethal sniper in history

[neon bramble]

ye he carried an SMG too

[naive flicker]

With over 500 confirmed kills

He mainly got his kills with his rifle though

He sometimes spent the entire day in the snow

But yea, using iron sights is a lot cooler in my opinion

Always feels nice getting a headshot on long distances with em

[icy vigil]

Hmmm

I might start smoking after 75

[gilded bridge]

The only thing preventing me from smoking is the money, I'm cheap

[naive flicker]

I'd rather smoke weed than tobacco

[gilded bridge]

I'd rather smoke people but they're both illegal

[frosty tulip]

lets be honest, you'd be the one getting smoked first

[gilded bridge]

Why so?

[frosty tulip]

because they're better than u

[toxic relic]

HAHA

[gilded bridge]

I do have basic military training though, so most likely they're not

[toxic relic]

'basic military training'

[toxic hawk]

what does this training intail

[young kelp]

what is considered military training

[gilded bridge]

I'm not talking about hand to hand

[frosty tulip]

say if ur at a pub then, is that basic military training gonna save ya from some guy hitting you in the back of the head full force?

smoked

[toxic relic]

"erh, i have 2000 karma points on reddit, im actually better than you" 🤓

[carmine monolith]

basic military training is carrying sandbags 50 feet across the road

(joke)

[toxic hawk]

"i read the harry potter books, i'm better than you"

[toxic relic]

basic military training is learning how to hide weed in your outfit

[toxic hawk]

/joke

[toxic relic]

/notajoke

[young kelp]

tf does karma even mean

[toxic relic]

idek

[frosty tulip]

Guys I actually have advanced military training. I once got a high enough killstreak in MW2 to activate the tactical nuke.

[toxic hawk]

reddit points

[frosty tulip]

So I'd definitely smoke this guy

[toxic relic]

[gilded bridge]

The compulsory reserve training

[young kelp]

I use reddit occasionally, imma check how much I have

[toxic relic]

i only browse r/poop

[neon bramble]

fucking candelabras

[toxic hawk]

i actually have extensive knowledge of the human body's weaknesses and how to exploit them, i can smoke this guy

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/sifu-game-fight-gif-25308150

[carmine monolith]

counterpoint: gun

[gilded bridge]

I'm a clinical practitioner too

[toxic hawk]

BROOO I HAVE TO PLAY SIFU

[young kelp]

10k post karma
47k comment karma

How tf are these even calculated? I just noticed these now

[frosty tulip]

damn I didn't know you were a chiropractor

[toxic relic]

sifu is fucking banger

[carmine monolith]

its random reddit numbers

i believe its based on upvotes

[gilded bridge]

You take that back

[frosty tulip]

can't

either way though in all seriousness, ya wanna know why I'd thnik you'd get smoked?

[toxic relic]

supernova did reserve training and is a chiropractor, look out lads

he's dangerous

[frosty tulip]

People who go online and say they wouldn't get smoked seem like they're internet badasses just bullshitting

[gilded bridge]

Yes you can, delete it, I'm offended

[toxic hawk]

please protect me fartface i'm scared

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/sifu-grandma-win-gif-25972007

okay this looks sick

[toxic relic]

its ok im an old man, ill be the cannon fodder

[naive flicker]

Smokin opps in a Honda Civic 🗣️

[young kelp]

Jokes on you will, I'm getting smoked first

[frosty tulip]

no I'm literally getting smoked first

I got weak bones

[toxic hawk]

nooooo, we cant sacrifice y ou you still have so much to do

[frosty tulip]

I'm so dead first

[young kelp]

My stamina prevents me from running for more than 30 seconds

[toxic relic]

its fucking fun dude, hard to learn difficult to master-but the fighting is very fluid and fun

[young kelp]

[neon bramble]

all you gotta say is fluid

[frosty tulip]

Ok I got good stamina, it's just I'm a glass cannon

[neon bramble]

and I'm in lmao

[frosty tulip]

well not even a cannon

just glass

[gilded bridge]

I'm not saying I'm invincible, people can see me
I'm just saying I do have a fair fighting chance

[toxic hawk]

i get scared of conflict so me second probably

[frosty tulip]

have you been in a fight like that?

[toxic relic]

nah man im good to die in a bar fight

i wonder if leon gets any calls to bars

after fights

[gilded bridge]

I've been shot before

[lilac quarry]

Would you consider yourself an onion ring or a fry

[frosty tulip]

a limp mcdonalds french fry

[toxic relic]

i have actually been in a pub brawl but i got fucking whacked

[young kelp]

onion ring or fry? Huh? Is that some kind of code?

[toxic relic]

stitches and lost a tooth in my gum

[neon bramble]

if you have a stick how do you rate your chances

[frosty tulip]

damn so they smoked you first?

[toxic hawk]

i am a 10 picogram adrenaline seringe

[frosty tulip]

this doesn't bode well for your odds

[gilded bridge]

I'm alive though (I think) (actually maybe not)

[lilac quarry]

Onion rings are more resilient than fries

Wym

[frosty tulip]

All they'd have to do to kill me is just make me sit in a very uncomfortable chair

[toxic hawk]

guys can we stop talking about getting smoked, i don't like violence

[frosty tulip]

I'd attempt to lean on the chair and I'd fall over and crack my head open and bleed out

simple as that

[neon bramble]

but lokiel dont onion rings batter tend to peel off

[toxic relic]

what about hashbrowns

[young kelp]

They both sound good

[neon bramble]

while a good frenchfry will retain integrity until you bite into it

[toxic hawk]

i like putting mayo on my fries

[toxic relic]

i think hashbrowns are the most resilient of the three

[gilded bridge]

Liar, aren't you French?

[toxic hawk]

i am

[lilac quarry]

[heavy ivy]

hashbrowns are arguably a contender for best potato formatting

[toxic hawk]

boop

[heavy ivy]

awa

[toxic relic]

its not best its most resilient

[heavy ivy]

crunchy

numnumnum

[gilded bridge]

All they'd have to do to kill me is give me a gun and I'll shoot myself

[neon bramble]

mash tatoes with butter and cheese tho

[toxic relic]

i will say that undercooked hashbrowns do crumble

[toxic hawk]

all they have to do to kill me is make me write a 12 page essay

[gilded bridge]

French like violence, it's proven through history

[toxic hawk]

so does everyone by that logic ?

[naive flicker]

French underground rap 🥶

[carmine monolith]

mcdonalds hashbrowns are cooked in less than ideal circumstances i will say

[neon bramble]

easier to make than a good hash brown too

[lilac quarry]

You ever cook a Hashbrown Chicago instead of medium rare??

[toxic relic]

ive burnt hashbrowns

theyre like bricks

[toxic hawk]

i wanna try that chicago pizza

[young kelp]

boil potatoes mash and mix with cornstrach and form a flat dough

cut them long

[toxic hawk]

looks so good

[young kelp]

and you got long fries

[frosty tulip]

Actually I got an even worse treatment for you.

A tattoo gun.

[gilded bridge]

Unironically

[lilac quarry]

Erm it’s a tattoo machine

[toxic relic]

put pizza dough in a pie pan, then toppings and such

[young kelp]

deep dish pizza

[frosty tulip]

I don't know tattoo lingo man, I'm too much of a bitch to get one cause I know I'll cry from the pain

[lilac quarry]

It’s not that bad

Big baby

[frosty tulip]

DAMN RIGHT

[young kelp]

do one on your foot

[gilded bridge]

I just like stereotyping the French

[young kelp]

[toxic hawk]

dairy is a big baby

[lilac quarry]

I got my Achilles heel done

[frosty tulip]

this had already been well established, where have u been

[gilded bridge]

Damn, and you're telling me that I'm getting smoked?

[toxic hawk]

in hell (sociology classes)

[neon bramble]

halfsword abyss will be the new shape of my nightmares

[frosty tulip]

my guy I literally admitted earlier I'm the guy getting smoked first, It's just I can identify other smokees and you're one of them

[neon bramble]

maybe I'm just gaslighting myself into thinking I'm good but hitting the face comes naturally to me

[frosty tulip]

I got osteoporosis, I'm dead first

one punch and they shatter my spine or some shit

[toxic relic]

smokees

who's the smoker

[frosty tulip]

Leon probably

[toxic relic]

thrash

[toxic hawk]

how long would people with depression and anxiety last in the apocolypse i wonder

[frosty tulip]

yeah thrash actually has good aim in CS

I like to imagine her cs aim actually translates to irl

[neon bramble]

I'll fight leon with sticks

[toxic relic]

thrash takes the filters out the cig, thats a smoker right there

[frosty tulip]

definitely the smoker

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/smoker-gif-15502690151037725596

[neon bramble]

but he is probably bigger so

[gilded bridge]

Kennedy?

[toxic relic]

interesting question, a lot of media has taken to answering this in various ways, i think the only appropriate answer is "depends" and "dunno"

[lilac quarry]

Why

[frosty tulip]

ngl dude, I wouldn't even make it to that point. I'm just one of the common infected that gets stuck on the saferoom door at the start of the level and instantly gunned down

[mellow birch]

depends on the cause and shape of both the depression and anxiety

[toxic relic]

ive always wondered about shit lke that tbh

[mellow birch]

maybe some people who are depressed and anxious from failing in the modern world would be less so if their entire world collapsed

I wonder if I’d react that way.

[gilded bridge]

You're motivating me to commit crimes so I can prove you wrong

[frosty tulip]

easily susceptible to peer pressure

definitely smokee

[toxic relic]

most apocalyptic media focuses on able bodied people, what about those that need insulin regularly? people with back pain? people with braces? with broken legs that are still healing? wheelchair bound people?

i know theres a comic book about a kid who's entire goal during a zombie outbreak is to get their braces off hahaha

[mellow birch]

lol

that’s an entertaining premise

[toxic relic]

could be, its interesting to think about at least

[toxic relic]

yeah im trying to remember it

[frosty tulip]

Like I always say. I'm at best the corpse the main characters have to loot for a key item for progression

[gilded bridge]

They die early in the apocalypse so they don't get screen time

[toxic relic]

carry a pocket knife on you or smth so they have good loot

[mellow birch]

honestly, unless I get really lucky, same

my skill/mental/physique build is not suited to being self reliant in an apocalypse

[toxic relic]

i wouldnt think they all would

[neon bramble]

cause I will lose without sticks

[mellow birch]

or anything else really

I can blab, and take in situations, but that’s all I’m good at

if you’re lucky you can make that work and survive

[gilded bridge]

Depends on the apocalypse
I mean quite place has some kind of a handicapped person doesn't it?

[mellow birch]

if you’re not, you’re fucked

[mellow birch]

but that’s everyone in a disaster tbh

[toxic relic]

deaf main character yeah

[neon bramble]

there's the japanese guy in wwz

[toxic relic]

there are depictions of disabled/non-able bodied people, i just want more, maybe focus on them

[neon bramble]

fat neet trained to use his grandpa's gunto on the top of his high rise apartment before coming down to be the zombie survivor mc of his dreams

[toxic relic]

oh yeah

the wwz book is awesome

[mellow birch]

indeed it is!

I love it

[neon bramble]

I only disagree with max brooks sword takes

[mellow birch]

I’ve always wanted to try to write my own anthology like that

not about zombies, but I have another setting in mind I’ve been playing around with since I was a kid

[gilded bridge]

Like in many zombie apocalypse portrayals
You're expecting me to believe that 80% of the population died to these brainless blobs

[neon bramble]

katana superior my ass

[frosty tulip]

Yes, most of us aren't prepared for society to collapse

So I can totally see a lot of us dying

[gilded bridge]

I've been legit

[mellow birch]

I’d want a longer blade than a katana, but it’s not like a katana is a horrible choice necessarily

it’s easy to carry

[neon bramble]

its a sword

that alone makes it pretty good

my money's on cleaver/machete type blades for ease of use

[mellow birch]

if I have a dedicated weapon rather than a tool used as a weapon I’d rather use a spear

I don’t want to risk getting scratched at all

[neon bramble]

but if you know how to use and maintain one any big sword is probably best

[gilded bridge]

Not my point
A zombie infection would be contained very quickly, unless it's airborne

[mellow birch]

maybe a machete, katana, or crowbar as a sidearm

[toxic relic]

machete sounds better

[gilded bridge]

Axes are pretty useful and effective

[toxic relic]

crowbar is heavy as fuck

[frosty tulip]

"Would be contaminated"

Hm

[mellow birch]

I mean one of the little crowbars

[toxic relic]

ah

[gilded bridge]

Autocorrect I swear

[mellow birch]

there are some small ones that would be fine as a sidearm

and would come in handy

[toxic relic]

ye

[neon bramble]

a short 5-6ft spear is probably a decent balance but I am an under 6ft asian so

what works for me idk for other people

[mellow birch]

an axe would be great, it’s just that I’d be worried about only getting one swing in and it getting stuck

[neon bramble]

I'd still prefer machete purely cause I'd hate to carry the thing around everywhere

[mellow birch]

I’m not very strong so that’d be a problem for me

[gilded bridge]

Multipurpose hatches
Works as a hammer a hatchet and a crowbar

[mellow birch]

a spear would be easier, more margin for error if you’re fighting in the open

[gilded bridge]

Just don't hit wood

[mellow birch]

stuck in a body or a skull

[neon bramble]

aiming for neck/headshots with a spear is harder than it looks if you haven't practiced

[gilded bridge]

Smash it with a rock

[neon bramble]

especially if it's a long 'un

[toxic hawk]

with chronic illnesses, depending on severity and rate of advancement, you can either last or just die within a month

[mellow birch]

yeah, for sure

I’d have to use a short spear

[toxic hawk]

i dont think a diabetic child in twd would last more than a month

[gilded bridge]

Or a blade

[mellow birch]

since I’m untrained, not strong, and have bad endurance

[toxic relic]

yeah

[toxic hawk]

its horrible to say but, the apoolypse would ptobably force a sort of natural selection on humanity

[mellow birch]

no way I could do much with something like a real pike

[toxic relic]

unless they somehow got into a pharmacy or something

[heavy ivy]

a lot of those multitool survival tools tend to be shit quality, you'd want a proper one like a mattock

[gilded bridge]

Hey that looks just my bird

[mellow birch]

lol, nice

you have a cockatiel too?

[toxic hawk]

even then, insuline wont be very prevalent and it expires

it really sucks

[toxic relic]

real

[gilded bridge]

Yes but it's my sister's

[neon bramble]

what kind of diabetes dosen't need insulin to manage

[toxic hawk]

2nd

[loud pumice]

!dance

[prime thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1013627138454327296/breakdance.gif

[mellow birch]

awesome c:

[gilded bridge]

It keeps screaming, I prefered the pudgies

[neon bramble]

my mom has diabetes and she refuses to use insulin through raw lifestyle alone

[mellow birch]

birbs are sweet

[mellow birch]

yeah cockatiels can scream a bit

[neon bramble]

but the diet is gonna be just as bad for diabetics

[toxic hawk]

type 2 diabetes is called "insulino-resitant"

[loud pumice]

I'm drunk, naked, the house in on fire, I got glass shards on my groin, and it's winter.

[mellow birch]

budgies are just squeaky little guys that don’t yell as much

[loud pumice]

Cdda challenge accepted

[heavy ivy]

alternate, or really just realistic apocalypse media covering the wide range of human conditions is cool

[toxic relic]

agreed

[loud pumice]

[neon bramble]

cdda all food allergies but irl

[mellow birch]

yeah that’d be cool

[toxic hawk]

a psychotic dude runs out of meds and kills people at the camp before being put down

[gilded bridge]

Our neighbors have a cocktaiel too and they keep talking

[naive flicker]

🚗🔊🔊🔊

[mellow birch]

most people who experience psychosis aren’t violent maniacs…

[heavy ivy]

i'm not crazy fit, nor do i have any (known) major physical health conditions, but i would likely die to stress or mental breakdown with how this mind works

[gilded bridge]

Oh fuck it's 10 I have lectures

[toxic hawk]

didn't say a all or a majority of them were

[mellow birch]

yeah, it’s just

we see a lot of portrayals of psychosis like that in horror media

[neon bramble]

we gon get mechanic mafias in an actual apocalypse

[heavy ivy]

don't wanna play into stereotypes by accident is what i assume bird means

[mellow birch]

but the quiet more mundane horror of feeling unable to trust your own senses or other people’s input might be interesting to see instead

[gilded bridge]

It only takes one

[naive flicker]

I'd freak out lol

Especially without my meds

[mellow birch]

that and it’s just overplayed

[naive flicker]

I mean hiding is easy

[mellow birch]

and boring from an artistic perspective

the psychotic guy goes on a murder spree blah blah blah

[heavy ivy]

my mom has met a lot of folk who are incredibly nice when lucid, just got dealt a bad set of cards with their brain

[gilded bridge]

I think I've seen something like that before

[heavy ivy]

mhm, the more psychological horror rather than gore horror is awesome

[toxic hawk]

a group of survivors have a friend they know from long ago that suffer from schizophrenic disorder, they run out of meds, and he had already almost gotten them killed before when he alerted nearby infected accidentally when having an episode. they come together to discuss the possibility of leaving him behind

[heavy ivy]

zombies as a narrative element, the protagonist mental state the subject

[mellow birch]

that’s better imo

[naive flicker]

Morally questionable but you don't have to let yourself get killed because of sympathy

[mellow birch]

because the truth is that mental conditions aren’t just painful, if they aren’t adapted to the particular trauma you’re experiencing they’re a liability

[toxic hawk]

im trying to come up with something about adhd and hyperactivity

got nothing

maybe a child ?

hm...

[mellow birch]

adhd and hyperactivity are mostly a problem in our hyper-structured and rigid society lol

it’d be less of a problem if you’re living as a nomad

scavenging and fighting shit

not to say it’d never have drawbacks

[naive flicker]

ADHD would only have negative effects in a big community where you have a certain job. You might be a bit unproductive on certain days because

1. Other things might distract you
2. You can't focus on your task etc

[mellow birch]

but like, idk. It seems to me that doesn’t seem like a major nerf if you’re dealing with zombies or whatever

[naive flicker]

Unless it's an important or dangerous task

It surely isn't a major nerf

[heavy ivy]

living with adhd, car traffic sucks, meetings suck, i can dig a hole in the yard for 4 hours straight and go to sleep content

[gilded bridge]

Just put him out of his misery, people tend to exaggerate death

[last spoke]

Autism and ADHD make it very difficult to talk to unfamiliar people for a long time

[naive flicker]

ADHD surely does mess me up sometimes lol, but it's not only the ADHD. Can't blame everything on it

[last spoke]

That's why we have a job in customer service

[mellow birch]

I’ve been diagnosed with ADHD and autism, and I think the autism is a more significant problem in my life

[heavy ivy]

if you can't stand him, then just give him some supplies and send him on his way, no need to backstab like that

[gilded bridge]

I don't think i have autism but I overcame my ADHD issues with socializing, if I can do it then most people can, I'm an idiot

[naive flicker]

They suspected autism on me but apparently i don't have it, last diagnosis was when i was 7

[frosty tulip]

Yeah there's no need to simply backstab em when you can trickstab them instead

[naive flicker]

Though i have a few common traits that are often associated with autism, but that doesn't have to mean anything

[gilded bridge]

There are fates worse than death

[heavy ivy]

stairstab, matador, cl_interp 900, etc

[toxic relic]

ok supernova

[gilded bridge]

What happened to being a smartass?

[toxic relic]

what do you mean

i am a smartass

[heavy ivy]

you're making that choice for another human? is that really within your authority?

[mellow birch]

I’d still try to let them stay and get them to fall in line with the group as long as possible

[naive flicker]

Exactly

[toxic relic]

i just disagree with you on this one

[gilded bridge]

Why is it not in your name anymore?

[toxic hawk]

i dont think he'll last that long

[toxic relic]

take a guess

[mellow birch]

but banishment can be worse than death

[naive flicker]

Life ain't sunshine and rainbows 🗣️

[mellow birch]

it isn’t necessarily

[toxic relic]

thats true

[frosty tulip]

Here's what you do instead, you tell the survivor you're leaving behind to quickly look behind them and then you quickly run away and hide. Pull a batman disappearing act pretty much

[mellow birch]

and I agree that it usually isn’t the right call to make that decision on their behalf

[toxic relic]

i think it would be best to talk about it with your entire group, including the person in question

[naive flicker]

Or throw a colored smoke bomb and laugh like a clown and fade away in the smoke

[heavy ivy]

ofc!! we all lift together, this was my ultimatum scenario, i'd want to leave with them because the rest of the group can't be trusted if it was made behind their back

[last spoke]

They seem to think so given their opinion on cosmetic surgeries and tattoos

[toxic relic]

tattoos and body mods are sck

sick*

i want a new tattoo and to biggerise my ear holes

bigger gauges

[gilded bridge]

It's complicated, it depends on the situation, if the group is still in the wandering and gathering phase then yes, I'll let them go on their way, but I'm not risking them drawing danger to a settlement

[toxic relic]

are you the leader of the settlement

[frosty tulip]

If we ever have to duel, I'm going for your ears then, that's the weak spot

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

[mellow birch]

lol

[toxic relic]

hmm my ears would probably not be a good choice cause id be used to the pain

[naive flicker]

Settlements ain't shit

[gilded bridge]

Can we stop bringing this up every time I open my keyboard?

[toxic relic]

you can use them to grab and hook me

[naive flicker]

Live like a schizo on your own or smth

Paranoid

[frosty tulip]

Then you lightly hit my back and paralyze me

Fights over, GG

[icy vigil]

Oats
8/10

[last spoke]

Oh neat, discord got a buff

[toxic relic]

good spar brother

[naive flicker]

Pumpkin
7/10

[gilded bridge]

What about democracy?

[toxic relic]

what about deez

[icy vigil]

6/10

[last spoke]

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