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neat moat
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There are a lot more things you can point to ai being problematic than "ai art". It feels like such a moot point compared to all the other shit it has been used for

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good and bad

hasty thistle
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Like David Mitchell, I actually do find farts to be funny, just not my own.

silver plank
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Can we talk about something else?

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I dont like f*rts

frail shadow
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i hope you’re not serious

hasty thistle
silver plank
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Yeah

quick sparrow
frail shadow
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this is the type of shit i’d see being made fun of

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like a screenshot of you saying you don’t like talking about farts and censoring it

silver plank
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Castle youre just a cat

neat moat
frail shadow
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i am a talking cat

hasty thistle
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Okay, I think we need to pivot back to D&D.

Who has opinions on me playing a Shadar-kai Bladesinger?

neat moat
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pussy 🗣️

frail shadow
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pussy ?

ruby river
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I'm sorry, I didn't quite understand that. Can you rephrase your statement?

neat moat
bronze moat
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For the most part you are correct.

But 99% of the internet is slop.

That’s the reality of the world

silver plank
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Sorry you have run out of ChatGPT premium. Please insert coin for more legal advice.

frail shadow
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i did use chat gpt to figure how many litres of wood flakes i’d need to fill up 12 cm of 45x45cm box

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it was useful there

silver plank
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(Yes I am making a reference of Karl Jobst using chatgpt for his court case)

hasty thistle
neat moat
hasty thistle
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I still think we need to pivot back to D&D. 😉

frail shadow
neat moat
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chat gbt constantly flops on basic math

silver plank
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Chatgpt is just like Yesman from Fallout NV except that chatgpt is useless in comparison.

hasty thistle
bronze moat
neat moat
quick sparrow
# neat moat alright, name the issues you have with ai

My main issues are people being let go from their jobs because companies think they can just bring in A.I generative stuff to replace them (so they don't need to pay em), and it ends up backfiring horribly in a lot of cases. Quite a few large scale companies tried to jump on this bandwagon like Activision Blizzard, Microsoft for example. (However, I have no issue if it's used just for inspiration for example)

ruby river
quick sparrow
ruby river
quick sparrow
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"Just because they can"

frail shadow
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don’t they want GTA6 to be 100 diller ?

hasty thistle
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I only use AI image generators to make tokens for my D&D characters.

ruby river
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I'm holding out on buying the oblivion remaster until they reduce the price

frail shadow
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i can’t imagine gta 6 being under 60 or under

ruby river
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$70 for a game is just too much for me

ruby river
bronze moat
ruby river
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Anyone here that bought the switch 2?

ruby river
frail shadow
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man they could’ve gave the 2 billion to me and i’d have done something cooler than a video game

neon bramble
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dont got high hopes for GTA 6 with the hype

ruby river
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Nintendo is charging $90 for PORTS on the switch.

Not even new games. PORTS!

quick sparrow
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I remember seeing a video not to long ago talking about how games need to reduce their visuals so they aren't so expensive both monetarily and on hardware and I kind of agree on that idea.

neon bramble
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just means they can sell crap for however much they please

frail shadow
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the new pokémon game looks worse than most indie games

silver plank
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Yeah

ruby river
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Honestly, anyone dumb enough to spend $90 on a re-released game deserves to have their money taken from them

bronze moat
quick sparrow
neon bramble
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I dont think I will compromise on my no pre-order policy

frail shadow
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the 3DS had some real hangers

silver plank
frail shadow
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bangers :(

neon bramble
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or idk I haven't been seduced by an appealing enough preorder package

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KCD2 was definitely close

bronze moat
quick sparrow
frail shadow
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X and Y are pretty basic pokémon games but probably the ones i have the most hours on

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played a lot when i was younger

ruby river
frail shadow
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also sun and moon

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really good

last spoke
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I do my part.
Individual impact may be next to none, but contribution is contribution.

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Like, same deal in Helldivers

quick sparrow
frail shadow
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every gen has their own gimmick and megas were definitely the best

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everyone wants them back

silver plank
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Sure

frail shadow
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i could give a shit about making my pokémon giant for three turns

candid patio
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$2 billion
$60 per unit
33.3 million units
gta 5 sold 210 million units and is the 2nd best selling video game of all time.
at $40 a sale (guessed an average unit price due to sales and shit)
that's $8.4 billion in sales
so I guess they can afford to spend 1/4th of that on the new game
but they also could afford to sell it for less than $90 or whatever crazy price they are going with
of course they won't sell it for $60 or less... but they probably could >.<

quick sparrow
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I heard from a friend they coming back in Z/A but I can't get involved with Nintendo's current practices

frail shadow
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im guessing they are

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zygarde is original to kalos

silver plank
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I see

frail shadow
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were megas are from , so

quick sparrow
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What's funny is we don't actually get the original starters from the region back since it's a legends game :'>

ruby river
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What do you guys think is the most reasonably priced game of all time

quick sparrow
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They also randomly gave us Bayleef for some reason

silver plank
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Big if true.

frail shadow
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i like chikorita

frail shadow
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she’s a spring onion thing

quick sparrow
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20$ for how much time I spent total is a steal

silver plank
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Chikorita sucks

frail shadow
silver plank
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Totodile is better

frail shadow
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she does not

candid patio
silver plank
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From a gameplay perdpective yes

frail shadow
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also terraria

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terraria costs basically nothing

silver plank
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Chikorita is the worst gen2 starter

ruby river
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$10 for terraria with dozens of hours of content

quick sparrow
frail shadow
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oh my god who cares about their stats

silver plank
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Everyone

frail shadow
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chesnaught is so ugly

frail shadow
candid patio
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like i have the most minutes of play time per dollar spent on PZ by a large margin

quick sparrow
silver plank
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Pokemon are only good as tools.

frail shadow
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you’d be the evil villain of the generation

candid patio
frail shadow
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literally team plasma

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using pokémon as tools and nothing else

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you’re terrible

frail shadow
silver plank
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Yeah I wonder if someone will ever teach me a lesson about loving pokemon and treat them with respect.

candid patio
quick sparrow
frail shadow
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they’re not real , so

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but imagining they were

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it’s the same as a pet

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you also love your pets , no ?

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monster

quick sparrow
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Felt

last spoke
candid patio
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sad pikachu face

frail shadow
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i’ve not followed anything pokémon related after sun and moon

candid patio
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pokemon are frens

quick sparrow
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I cared so damn much for my shiny Lycanroc dude, he was my fav from sun and moon

frail shadow
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they’re self aware n everything

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they’re sentient

last spoke
bronze moat
candid patio
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you want to call your creatures tools, play palmon you monster

quick sparrow
frail shadow
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youd be mean to a little pikachu

silver plank
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My Pikachukiller

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Maxxed IVs and EVs for speed and attack power

frail shadow
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stupid

last spoke
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Chat I'm tired

bronze moat
# rose kestrel Horse Armor FTW

I hope this does not become the final product. I lost access a while back, but they were discussing micro transactions and in game store items before even writing the plot for the game

frosty tulip
candid patio
last spoke
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Problem

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12:51

quick sparrow
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They had to admit the thumbsticks of their controllers were faulty on purpose in the one that lets you replace them.

silver plank
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Ok

candid patio
# last spoke 12:51

what if i told you that those were meaningless numbers that you don't have to let control your life?

rose kestrel
quick sparrow
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Chat getting a little too spicy for me these days

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Gonna go back to B42 chat

silver plank
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Ill wait for Skyblivion and then laugh at anyone playing Oblivion remake

candid patio
last spoke
candid patio
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are you saying i'm ruining gen chat?

silver plank
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Ofc not

icy vigil
candid patio
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because I love hot peppers and ginger?

silver plank
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Shark week when?

icy vigil
toxic relic
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ginger and chili is banger

silver plank
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Big if true

toxic relic
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what does that mean

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"big if true"

candid patio
# last spoke Unfortunately I have a job

don't you live in a socialized european country? "hello boss, I don't feel well, I need to go home."
or take a lunch break and take a nap in your car
or under a desk
or in the breakroom
or drink some coffee / energy drinks
or do some calisthenics
or you didn't ask me for advice and you just wanted to share your feelings and have people acknowledge them and possibly give you sympathy / empathy.
I'm sorry that you feel tired. your feelings are valid. I hope that your situation improves.

icy vigil
toxic relic
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australia

silver plank
icy vigil
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If australia can join eurovision then why not

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it is a european country if it wants to

candid patio
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australia is sort of a socialized european country

toxic relic
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i want to talk about australia

silver plank
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Isn't Austr*lia very dangerous?

toxic relic
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the big thing happening today

frosty tulip
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No

last spoke
icy vigil
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what big thing

silver plank
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I heard there's giant insects.

toxic relic
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australia isnt dangerous lmao

last spoke
silver plank
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And kangaroos can kill you with 3 punches.

candid patio
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i'm 100% scared of australia would never go there

frosty tulip
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Yeah, giant insects are eating people left and right here

toxic relic
last spoke
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Three?

icy vigil
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a

candid patio
silver plank
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Also isn't the place very dry and people have to travel like 300 miles to get fresh water?

toxic relic
frosty tulip
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Lmao what

bronze moat
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They are also being super shady in regards to Palworld.

They are trying to retro-actively copyright content, then say “we had this copyright all along”.

The suits can be un-ethical. The devs, game makers, etc. are not.

Like MAJOR kudo’s for delaying Metroid Prime 4. It was shit.

But now the question will be, is it worth $100?

Same with mario kart. $80 for base game. $40 for DLC tracks.

So $120 for a game that is 99.99% recycled content.

But they also learn from companies like Bethesda. Fans will ALWAYS spend money.

GTA 6? Expecting $200 MILLION in sales in the first 30 days. And that’s not unreasonable

last spoke
candid patio
frosty tulip
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Bella thinks we're some super impoverished country

silver plank
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Isn't it forbidden to talk about p*litics?

candid patio
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how dare you dead nationality me

last spoke
toxic relic
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real

bronze moat
candid patio
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i feel like talking about an election happening isn't really discussing politics

last spoke
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Just getting into the politics itself is an issue

silver plank
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I don't know.

toxic relic
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yeah, the election is just happening

silver plank
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I'd rather ask the moderators before proceeding.

frosty tulip
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Your chances of getting killed by wildlife here are not that high

toxic relic
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im not gonna talk about how dutton is a fucking loser

silver plank
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Flameguy was right gen chat is too spicy.

candid patio
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talking about events that factually occurred shouldn't be offending people...

toxic relic
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nah

last spoke
candid patio
toxic relic
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watching movies isnt spicy

toxic relic
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he does look like a potato

silver plank
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consequences will never be the same

candid patio
toxic relic
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nah

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its just gay

icy vigil
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what movie

toxic relic
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fire island

silver plank
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Shark Tale 9

toxic relic
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with bowen yang and kim joel booster

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we're watching er soon

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looks sick

icy vigil
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dunno it

toxic relic
candid patio
toxic relic
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ah lmao

last spoke
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So annoying that we're in a loop of the government seeming to finally do something good (NBN) but then the PM pays their buddies to do it instead of actual companies equipped to do these things and they do it shittily (NBN)

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(NBN)

silver plank
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???

last spoke
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Fucken Fiber to the node

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Stupid fucken shit fuck

silver plank
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You ok?

last spoke
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Copper to the house

frosty tulip
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Thankfully my area has got decent internet

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Lucked out there

toxic relic
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im still mad they didnt just advertise future australia

silver plank
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Hello?

last spoke
candid patio
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do yall feel like ranked choice voting has been good for australia?

toxic relic
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ranked choice

last spoke
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Preferential voting?

silver plank
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Only people who achieved ranked level higher than Platinum on League of Legends can vote now.

candid patio
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i always looked at their model from the outside and thought it looked better

frosty tulip
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I like it

last spoke
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It's like the only correct system

toxic relic
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direct democracy better

candid patio
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i think i like their compulsory voting as well

last spoke
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Means you can show your support for independents without making your vote basically completely invalid in a two party system

toxic relic
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real

candid patio
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has it lead to more diversity in politics?

toxic relic
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im not actually sure about that off the top of my head

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need to do research

silver plank
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Like who really cares about that stuff? Especially anyone living on the other side of the world? Does it affect you? Can you do something about it?

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Just a way to kill the chat and just have a conversation that alienates most people.

frosty tulip
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Lmao some people just wanna know

last spoke
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Unfortunately that diversity is in the form of Pauline

ruby river
toxic relic
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its interesting

last spoke
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Was chatting with my colleagues on Thursday "Don't matter who's first so long as one nation's last"

toxic relic
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i care about it and im not australian

frosty tulip
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No other country exists but america

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Didn't you know that stink?

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You fool

toxic relic
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id put a few in last place ngl

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not just them

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few being 2

last spoke
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ON and CLP

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And whatever his name was

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The guy IKEA made an ad out of

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Clive, that's the one

toxic relic
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fuck thats funny

frosty tulip
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God that chair looks shit

last spoke
frosty tulip
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I'd actually rather sit on the floor

toxic relic
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sitting on the floor is good sometimes

candid patio
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A chair for 27.99 aud is a pretty affordable chair

last spoke
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It's the "country" branch

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Same thing but rednecks

toxic relic
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pfft

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they found a way to make it worse

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not surprised

toxic relic
last spoke
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Should proooobably tone it back some

toxic relic
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real

last spoke
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Anyways, FUCK man FUCK the NBN

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Stupid fucken fuck shit fuck aaaagh

toxic relic
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nbn sounds like the name of a bank

last spoke
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National Broadband Network

frosty tulip
toxic relic
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doing important work

frosty tulip
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God's work brother

toxic relic
frosty tulip
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The IKEA gods love me

last spoke
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Fiber Optic Cable across the whole fucken country, world class, shit brought us into the modern era of "having an internet connection, aaaaaalll the way up to the curb

ruby river
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goodnight chat

quick sparrow
last spoke
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Then copper to the house

frosty tulip
quick sparrow
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Lmao

last spoke
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Fucking complete waste of money

frosty tulip
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Like a cursed kinder egg surprise

toxic relic
frosty tulip
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Made out of meat

last spoke
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For effectively no tangible benefit

toxic relic
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you can steal the copper for money

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thats all i know

stiff geyser
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Cooper

last spoke
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Like straight up, this town could've had an actual real internet connection

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But because of all that fuckshit, y'got two fucken options out here

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The 4G cell by the servo, or Starlink

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And yeah, the 4G don't cut it

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I fucking hate that I have to pay for Starlink, but it's literally the only functional option

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I feel so fucking gross

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But I have no other option

toxic relic
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🫂

frail shadow
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i want everything about my house off the internet

toxic relic
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they can still get you without it

void narwhal
last spoke
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No?

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It's actually like obscenely affordable

frail shadow
void narwhal
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I must've looked at their pricing long ago, then.

last spoke
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$130 AUD a month

void narwhal
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I guess that's good then, not sure why I recalled it being expensive.

toxic relic
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you pay in dignity

last spoke
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Which is like, on par with every other ISP in the country

frail shadow
toxic relic
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still me

frail shadow
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nope it’s me

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im young and beautiful

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the ladies love my swag

toxic relic
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gross

last spoke
void narwhal
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Internet pricing is pretty steep in kangaroo land.

frail shadow
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jealously is gross

toxic relic
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'roo land lmao

last spoke
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The dish I just installed the other day I got on a promo, you get the hardware for free, but you're locked in for 12 months

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Which like

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Yeah, I was gonna do that anyway

void narwhal
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That's not a bad deal, especially not if you're in the far boonies somewhere.

last spoke
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Just robbed a kit off 'em

toxic relic
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network contracts are fucking annoying

frail shadow
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brave statement dude

toxic relic
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let me own the damn thing you twats

last spoke
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Yeah, at any time I can break off the contract and just pay the difference for the hardware

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But like

toxic relic
void narwhal
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If it's your only proper option for a non-garbo connection, no point.

toxic relic
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real

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rock and a hard place

last spoke
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Yeah like only reason I'd need to break off the contract is if I move

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Which is unlikely

toxic relic
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would you continue doing the same thing you are now if you knew the earth would be destroyed in 2 years

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been thinking aboot that

void narwhal
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At any rate, I wouldn't feel all too bad about it despite who the primary shareholder is. I somehow doubt most of the employees share his sentiments.

last spoke
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Dish itself is around $500, but again, got the dish for free in exchange for 12 month locked in
Fee to break that contract off starts at the price of the hardware itself and goes down 1/12th of that each month linearly

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So if I need to move for some reason 6 months from now, I'd only need to pay for 50% of the dish

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So like, just an objectively good decision

void narwhal
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I'd say so, yeah.

silver plank
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were all just orbiting the same capitalist satellite screaming into the void at 100Mbps

toxic relic
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i think id leave my life and just start walking

silver plank
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*up to

low summit
toxic relic
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screaming? more like streaming

toxic relic
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big fucker

low summit
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no return? then I guess everybody would go crazy either way.

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except the few that would fly to mars

toxic relic
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they would likely die some other way

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if thats possible at all

rose kestrel
last spoke
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If anyone's going to mars, it's a one way trip and they're dying 20 minutes after they get there

toxic relic
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my thoughts as well

silver plank
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erm, you didnt read deathstar remina?

low summit
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the tech to go live in mars exists, in 2 years? for sure some "specials" would be in a rocket for a nice 34-month trip.

bronze moat
last spoke
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If humanity ever reaches a point where it's viable to terraform mars into a habitable place to live we're already well beyond the point of just unfucking earth

silver plank
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hellstar remina rather

bronze moat
silver plank
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show me your source

toxic relic
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hellstar

low summit
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maybe just push the ISS closer to the moon, and live there for a while, a couple of 10-15 people, and some plants.

silver plank
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id look it up myself but im playing PZ

last spoke
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If he ever gets on a shuttle to mars, ground control is gonna go
"Oh no we're headed through a tunnel, we're losing you" loudly crinkling a chip packet into the mic before hanging up

silver plank
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do you remember the recent touristic submarine tragedy?

last spoke
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Just let the bastard fend for himself

silver plank
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well recent as in some time ago

toxic relic
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you underestimate the harshities of other planets that arent habitable

last spoke
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He has no mateys and will walk the plank

silver plank
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IF MARS COULD SUPPORT LIFE WOULDNT THERE BE LIFE THERE ALREADY?

low summit
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hey, do you guys know how do I get a FF axe next to my name?

frosty tulip
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We can make mars support life

silver plank
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what are you going to do a martian farm?

last spoke
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A what?

toxic relic
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talk

frosty tulip
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We'll intimidate it

toxic relic
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an axe

silver plank
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grow space wheat?

frosty tulip
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Mars will support life by force

toxic relic
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damn dude

silver plank
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drink water from the ice crystals on asteroids?

last spoke
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You get a fireaxe by being between levels 10 and 17 (inclusive)

neat moat
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stink you play starsector?

toxic relic
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nah

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should i

frosty tulip
toxic relic
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ok

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i think going to another planet would be overwhelming as fuck

neat moat
toxic relic
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just being able to step on ground that isnt earth, the concept is insane

neat moat
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the ship combat is stellar

toxic relic
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dudes that went to the moon are lucky bastards

bronze moat
# low summit maybe just push the ISS closer to the moon, and live there for a while, a couple...

You need a LOT of plants to create oxygen for people to survive on.

It takes the equivalent of 6-8 fully mature TREES, to make enough breathable air for just one human to get by.

So oxygen generation is super hard to pull off.

You also need nitrogen. That bit is easy by comparison.

Most realistic numbers: Make a giant dome on Mars. Plant asparagus (it can survive in mars soil based on soil sample data).

Wait a few years to terraform the soil to plant trees, moss, ivy, etc.

5-6 years later you have a dome with enough of a garden to support up to 10 humans.

A mars colony, if started TODAY, would not be up and running as a city of 200+ people until around the year 2080

neat moat
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wait why were we talking about mars. Are we sending people there for real now?

toxic relic
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no

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i asked what youd do if you knew the earth would be destroyed by an asteroid in 2 years

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someone replied with mars

low summit
bronze moat
neat moat
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Is this a "it cannot be averted"?

toxic relic
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yes

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its a big fucking asteroid

neat moat
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question is too tough for me tbh, rather now answer

toxic relic
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valid

low summit
toxic relic
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theres a series about this

low summit
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really?

toxic relic
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carol and the end of the world or something

neat moat
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yeah cus it wasnt totally annihilation I'd probably try and help in every way I could to stop it

toxic relic
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animated show about a woman who continues living life as normal while an asteroid hurtles towards earth

bronze moat
neat moat
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too depressing for me

toxic relic
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i think the series is surprisingly hopeful

neat moat
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movie?

toxic relic
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sieres

neat moat
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ah

toxic relic
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series

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lmao

neat moat
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I thought you ment the movie where a planet crashes into earth and humans land on the new world

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cheesy movie

toxic relic
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'surprisingly' for some

bronze moat
neat moat
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Yeah it was written in the 60s or something

toxic relic
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sick

toxic relic
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no

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different one

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its on netflix

neat moat
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yeah this one is like 2022

low summit
toxic relic
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ye, 2022

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i wouldnt try to 'survive', thats pointless, youd be spending the last 2 years in vain imo

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probably would quit and live on the beach with my bf until it happens

neat moat
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If we want to get people to mars, would it make more sense to have a giat orbital instalation instead? You wouldn't have to worry about the mars terrain, maybe just solar radiation

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yee

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best you can do is come to terms with whats happening

toxic relic
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im ok with dying at any moment ngl

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im an old man, I understand my mortality

low summit
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the scenario is grounded on the fact that earth will be destroyed permanently in 2 years.

toxic relic
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yes

low summit
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it looks like humans cannot survive in that situation.

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we need more time to move out of the plannet.

toxic relic
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not much will haha

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im not giving you more time in this scenario

neat moat
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I wonder if anything would be left

low summit
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I am assuming nothing will be left; It's death-star-laser kinda of destruction.

toxic relic
#

no

#

more like, enough to cause a mass extinction

low summit
#

ah, like dinossaurs?

toxic relic
#

a fast acting one

neat moat
#

I'm more thinking of extremophiles

toxic relic
#

but similar

neat moat
#

more like the great dying maybe

toxic relic
#

im sure some species will survive

bronze moat
# low summit OK, next steps then... is cryogeny real these days?

No.

Lets assume BEST tech in 2025:

We CAN make domes that block UV rays.

So lets build one.

Weight about half a ton.

That costs $100 BILLION to make, ship, fire into space and land on mars. Hopefully safely.

Now the flight crew lands. 6 month trip. Cost of about $300 Billion.

They land. They have food for 1 year. They plant and start farming the dirt and inserting nitrogen rich fertilizer to change the PH of the acidic soil.

We ship supplies every year. At about $100 billion dollars per year.

6 years later the first crew has plants making enough oxygen they can breathe freely.

Let’s say we build that first dome by 2026 and have a space worthy vessel.

So end time for first 5-6 prople on Mars would be 2034.

And about $1 Trillion in spending. If we go cheap.

toxic relic
#

just not humans lmao

neat moat
#

If its a full blown earth planet though I'd say no

#

it's just

#

"uh oh, all lava!"

toxic relic
#

maybe

#

cant ever know for sure

toxic relic
#

lmao

#

he was so hot in that

neat moat
#

real

low summit
bronze moat
neat moat
#

the 90s didnt live in the stone age

#

huh

toxic relic
#

youre sort of correct ghoti

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but the resolution is upscaled

bronze moat
toxic relic
#

to be a 6 yo boy in the 90s again

#

id hate it

bronze moat
#

Need to book tickets

toxic relic
#

all over again

low summit
#

I watched this in the 90, I am sure I could not see Jeff Goldblum's wrinkles like this.

neat moat
#

wait you wre 6 in the 90s?

toxic relic
#

1991

bronze moat
neat moat
#

were the 90s really that long ago tf

neat moat
#

like is this one message

toxic relic
#

25+ years ago

neat moat
bronze moat
#

Every. Message. Cost. 10. Cents.

bleak rune
#

hiii

toxic relic
#

message is like one chat line

#

^that was a message

#

messgae

bronze moat
bleak rune
#

messgay lolz

toxic relic
#

thats me

low summit
#

the net was nice and clean.

bleak rune
#

boykisser cafe

toxic relic
#

im too old for boykisser

neat moat
# bronze moat Lol. BAM! That was 10 cents

ok so I just have to write really really long. I mean its not the worst in the world but it juts forces you to be more text efficient. I wouldn't say it would be the worst but I dont see this answer unbearable, I mean wtf could you do on yoru phone anyways. Shit couldn't even run doom. People had more impeirsnr things to do like drink lead pipa or some shit. Maybe bomb Vietnam or something idk history. Oh wait is this why boomers write long ass magesages?

bleak rune
toxic relic
#

HAHA

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i use it for the emotes

bronze moat
toxic relic
#

i meant irl

neat moat
#

bro got exposed

bleak rune
bronze moat
#

Nokia phones had 12 character long screens at first

toxic relic
#

i cant be exposed if im open about it marine comrade

bronze moat
#

And you had to type on your phone numbers.

A = 1
B = 11
C = 111

toxic relic
#

cant believe youre explaining this

neat moat
toxic relic
#

non qwerty keyboard phones were peak

neat moat
#

I was alive for that

#

lmao

bronze moat
#

Dics had a MAX capacity of 5 MB of storage.

That was HARD CODED. Physically impossible to store more than 5 MB of data on a disc

toxic relic
#

store deez nuts in your mouth

#

gottem

neat moat
#

wait how many mb is doom

silver plank
#

!ghoti

bronze moat
#

DOOM was peak gaming. We thought this could never be made better

neat moat
# silver plank !ghoti

Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer

toxic relic
#

fucking banger line

#

ghoti

silver plank
#

ghoti

rose kestrel
#

Tetris was peak gaming. We thought it couldnt get better

toxic relic
#

you should watch adolescence

#

when you do your watching thing

silver plank
#

I pronounce it this way:
Go-Tee

#

I think thats what I called you that time we voicechatted

neat moat
toxic relic
#

why must i do the work for you

bronze moat
#

@neat moat first DOOM was just under 3 MB

toxic relic
#

$80 is expensive now

neat moat
silver plank
#

fishboi?

toxic relic
#

im just a man

bronze moat
heavy ivy
#

then you must learn young fish

rose kestrel
toxic relic
neat moat
bronze moat
toxic relic
#

real

bronze moat
toxic relic
#

i remember working on seasonal farms in western asia for a couple bucks a day

#

weird times

bronze moat
rose kestrel
neat moat
#

what did you pick

toxic relic
#

lemons, olives

#

cherries

rose kestrel
neat moat
#

Did they pay you by the load?

toxic relic
#

the farm owner kept hounding me so i trainspotted until i landed in europe

toxic relic
neat moat
#

lmao why

neat moat
toxic relic
#

it was good

neat moat
#

Over here I think its just by the loaf

#

load

toxic relic
#

that was decades ago

#

was probably better than now lmao

heavy ivy
toxic relic
neat moat
#

could discord run doom

toxic relic
#

yes

hidden spruce
onyx igloo
#

monkey has taught me economics

rose kestrel
hidden spruce
#

other than that I just use my project zomboid

onyx igloo
#

honse

neat moat
hidden spruce
onyx igloo
neat moat
#

at least they dont seem to stan the terrifs

onyx igloo
#

is monkey brainrot?

neat moat
#

I know what short you're watching

toxic relic
#

what the fuck

#

i cant begin to comprehend pop culture

neat moat
#

its because your old

onyx igloo
neat moat
#

that too

toxic relic
#

i was never interested, even when i was a younger lad

onyx igloo
#

i dont like pop that much

#

jazz better

toxic relic
#

pop culture is mainstream culture

toxic relic
#

not just pop music

neat moat
#

my house .exe is a great doom mod

toxic relic
#

i do dislike pop music as well

onyx igloo
#

ya like jazz?

neat moat
#

men will litteraly write one of the best mods instead of going to therapy

toxic relic
neat moat
#

of couse I did

#

played it too

toxic relic
#

of course

neat moat
#

I wanna read thr book when I can

#

my kinda stuff

toxic relic
bronze moat
rose kestrel
#

Amnesia mods > doom mods

onyx igloo
neat moat
#

anything can be

#

its called beinf therapeutic

onyx igloo
#

i take texturing as a therapeutic experience if im feeling stressed

heavy ivy
onyx igloo
#

like, uv mapping it properly too lol

bronze moat
#

Given that somebody has made doom playable inside of doom, inside an arcade machine that plays doom, inside of doom.

Doom can be played on anything

neat moat
hidden spruce
#

drunk i'm fine now
No boykissers around

bronze moat
#

If it wasn’t for copyright issues, I would make doom playable inside of PZ.

stone meadow
#

u sure bout that

neat moat
#

Granade! throw it back 🗣️

toxic relic
#

if riles says no its a no

#

sorry mate

rose kestrel
toxic relic
#

toys R us

hidden spruce
stone meadow
neat moat
#

God aren't they out of buisness now?

toxic relic
#

idk

hidden spruce
#

well , lol there is no boykissers which is fine
like lol i don't think there is any zomboider around is boykisser

toxic relic
#

what

onyx igloo
#

i saw one alive blockbuster in the middle of kansas

heavy ivy
#

I said it in a friendly way but if someone were to look inside without permission i would assign them to nil

toxic relic
#

you dont think there are any gay zomboid players?

stone meadow
toxic relic
#

what are you saying dude

onyx igloo
stone meadow
#

duse

toxic relic
#

duse

toxic relic
#

duse = dude + dunce

bronze moat
onyx igloo
#

as the knights say in Monty python

neat moat
#

cunfuzzle = confuse + puzzle

heavy ivy
#

theres a blockbuster still open in oregon

neat moat
#

I liked this one

onyx igloo
#

i like blockbuster existing

neat moat
#

more of a tourist attraction now

heavy ivy
#

skissue instead of skill issue is a personal favorite

onyx igloo
#

thats just a cool thing

bronze moat
#

We have an old VHS video store here in Seattle. It’s now a national monument. So it will never close.

toxic relic
#

skissue sounds like a skin injury

#

patient has several skissues on his upper abdomen

onyx igloo
#

i probably have skissue

toxic relic
#

the only treatment is "get gud"

rose kestrel
onyx igloo
#

do you ever randomly crave an orange

bronze moat
heavy ivy
#

'sounds like a bit of a skissue m8'
patient reports severe burning

toxic relic
#

and we're afraid the patient is incompatible with this cure

stone meadow
toxic relic
#

at least the ones i know

onyx igloo
#

The nurses I've met curse more than a sailor does

#

I wouldn't change a thing

bronze moat
toxic relic
#

broke my leg doing something stupid and the doctor, after hearing my explanation of what happened, said, "Mate, you need to stop fucking around, pull your hand out your jocks [metaphor] and stand steady"

#

good guy

heavy ivy
rose kestrel
onyx igloo
#

i remember playing a game where septic cleaning was a job
you would start gagging if you were near the truck

toxic relic
#

what do you do after catching the shit

#

eat it?

#

its a prepared meal after all

onyx igloo
toxic relic
#

the bacteria worked hard to produce that

hidden spruce
#

@harsh vault hear me out...

rose kestrel
#

Dave The Diver

harsh vault
#

peak

hidden spruce
onyx igloo
#

tarp off

bronze moat
#

Stupid voice to text changing entire context to what I say…

heavy ivy
#

shoutout to all the enclosed space workers you lot are fucking insane

onyx igloo
#

sometimes i wonder if im an enclosed space worker

heavy ivy
#

im also counting saturation divers because thats another level of insanity

bronze moat
# hidden spruce i saw...

Well, they changed stuff to seeing forms I myself had to fill out.

i’m not a septic worker lol

What I was trying to say is that you can Google that job, and the dude who performed that job have to sign paperwork every single dive regarding death by sewage.

And they make a ton of money

onyx igloo
#

MY SHOULDER HAS THIS FUCKING TWINGE OF PAIN

#

its.. pissing me off

bronze moat
#

It’s like underwater welding. Insanely dangerous so they compensate you with insanely high pay rate.

onyx igloo
neat moat
#

I think I inadvertently reinvented fries

#

or proto fries

bronze moat
# onyx igloo Why dont they have the mountain climber ropes

I’m not familiar with all the rigging that they use, but it’s basically like a deep-sea diver.

There’s rescue systems, and all that, but a single breach in the suit is basically instant death.

Because not even joking. You’re going down to the bottom of a multi thousand gallon Machine full of human waste.

You tear the sleeve on your soup, the anaphylactic shock alone would probably kill you

heavy ivy
#

its not just the shit i imagine, but all the noxious gases present

#

ah

#

i misunderstood the literal shit diving, not wading lmao

bronze moat
#

And all the chemicals.

#

Because overall, it’s a chemical treatment plant

#

So unless you’re the joker, you’re not gonna survive

onyx igloo
#

suit❌
soup✅

#

do not tear the soup

#

lol

bronze moat
#

No one gross job I wish I got into when I was younger? Grease trap cleaning.

neat moat
#

chat are these frie adjacent 🧐

bronze moat
#

Dude, in my hometown, went around to all the local McDonald’s and other fast food chains, and told them that he would clean out the grease traps for free.

Under contract, as long as he could keep the grease that he took.

He’s now a multimillionaire and making biofuel

onyx igloo
#

jesse we need to make biofuel

heavy ivy
neat moat
#

its all fries ded

rose kestrel
neat moat
#

there potatoes

bronze moat
# onyx igloo jesse we need to make biofuel

This is a thing. You can literally turn all the waste oil from fast food restaurants into biofuel.

Most companies these days already have contracts though. Once a few people discovered easy money by taking trash? Everybody else locked it down

neat moat
#

I have too many potatoes so I'm figuring out ways I can eat them

onyx igloo
#

potato fuel

neat moat
#

unironically might steal bk ketchup cus these need some sort of sauce

bronze moat
neat moat
#

depends, how quick and easy is it 🧐

bronze moat
neat moat
#

made this in like 5 minutes

rose kestrel
#

septic potato

bronze moat
neat moat
#

I have mayonnaise on hand actually

#

oh god

#

am I going to do what I think I am going to do

bronze moat
#

Potato salad. Yum.

#

Twice baked potatoes!

neat moat
bronze moat
#

Mash them up with bacon, cheese, sour cream, and re-bake them. So good.

bronze moat
neat moat
#

what

harsh vault
onyx igloo
#

I fear the Sullivan's Slope of ready or not

#

Deep embedded fear in my soul

bronze moat
# neat moat what

1- bake a potat.
2- scoop it out. Use inside to mash potat
3- add bacon, cheese, etc to mashed potat.
4- put mashed potat back into skin shell.

Bake a second time

#

Sooo good

onyx igloo
#

bake potato

neat moat
#

might try it

onyx igloo
#

beat potato with fist

#

mashed potato

harsh vault
#

ghoti

#

i should teach you how to make authentic poutine

rose kestrel
heavy ivy
#

we do not talk about the thrice baked potato

#

the casualties are too fresh a wound to discuss

oblique valve
#

Guys I was suspended of chat about 24 hours

oblique stream
#

Charcoal potato

oblique valve
#

Idk if I say that well but I dont care

last spoke
neat moat
onyx igloo
#

its

heavy ivy
onyx igloo
#

its very crunchy

heavy ivy
onyx igloo
#

I SIT ON A THRONE?!

heavy ivy
#

mb for ping btw acarf, am actually on mobile for once sob

#

scarf*

neat moat
#

omg

#

dragon phone

#

is it like an iPad basically?

onyx igloo
#

no

#

probably would be damaged fast

#

needs more reinforcement

heavy ivy
#

i just type cery carefully

onyx igloo
#

cery

heavy ivy
#

and still fuck up as you see

neat moat
#

ahaha

heavy ivy
#

sob

neat moat
#

it seems you are afflicted with my condition

onyx igloo
#

my fingers move in places i do not request when sometimes

neat moat
#

You now know the corss I bear

heavy ivy
#

as much as the typos bug me autocorrect is worse

neat moat
#

omg yes

#

it is

onyx igloo
#

tuktuk

neat moat
#

it very much is

gloomy totem
#

I don't get the fuss

onyx igloo
#

since the sun has actually been exposed these last few days i bask in the GREEN

bronze moat
onyx igloo
#

Green

gloomy totem
#

Green

neat moat
#

zomboid but make it green

gloomy totem
#

project zomgreenoid

onyx igloo
#

greenification

#

rich people when i delete the economy

#

(not rich)

neat moat
#

by the 9

#

skibidi is under attack

harsh vault
toxic relic
ornate radish
onyx igloo
#

dr doofenschmirtz gets taken away by horde of wasps

toxic relic
#

skellie are you aware that someone bears the same name as you

#

bare lmao

ornate radish
toxic relic
#

not on discord

ornate radish
#

oh

toxic relic
#

believe it or not, life exists outside of discord

ornate radish
#

holy shit...

toxic relic
#

this is skelly

bronze moat
onyx igloo
onyx igloo
toxic relic
#

thats the wrong one ed

#

dave meant the hospital one

bronze moat
toxic relic
#

its obviously fake lmao

ornate radish
#

he's messing with you

#

it's from amazing world of gumball

bronze moat
#

Ok thanks lol

onyx igloo
#

yeah its actually fake

#

the dudes a good actor though

#

Lewis Saunderson

toxic relic
#

its some dude called lewis saunderson on tiktok

onyx igloo
#

I think

bronze moat
#

It’s the eyes. They did a good job

toxic relic
#

yeah what ed said

heavy ivy
#

i'm enjoying this elf-minotaur romance subplot where the minotaur treats her with absolute respect and gentle care which causes her to believe it's a plot by her brother to ursurp her position
theyre just.. so fucking cute together

neat moat
#

Wait so if there is virgin olive oil. Does that make....

#

Oh no

gloomy totem
neat moat
#

I'll be here all week

onyx igloo
#

I'm Olive Oil

toxic relic
#

unfortunately

bronze moat
gloomy totem
#

maybe delete this

toxic relic
#

virginity doesnt exist

neat moat
#

Dave is too pure for this world

toxic relic
#

tying morality to 'virginity' is gross

onyx igloo
hidden spruce
onyx igloo
#

as a question

toxic relic
#

"yer not worth as much cause you got fucked"

gloomy totem
toxic relic
neat moat
#

cus everyone wants to be the first

hidden spruce
toxic relic
#

why do we have a word for magic if it doesnt exit

hidden spruce
#

take this

toxic relic
#

why do we have a word for ghosts if it doesnt exist

toxic relic
#

or vampires, or werewolves

neat moat
onyx igloo
heavy ivy
#

horror movie opener brought to you by my mother

toxic relic
#

thats not an alien dude...

gloomy totem
#

said somone about the first word

toxic relic
#

the "why do we have a word" point makes zero fucking sense if you think about it for more than one second

onyx igloo
#

words are sounds of association

bronze moat
onyx igloo
toxic relic
#

so, every word made is based on reality? does that mean vampires are real

#

or zombies

#

or teleporation

#

or superpowers

neat moat
#

stink

toxic relic
#

stupid

gloomy totem
#

you're mad

onyx igloo
#

yes?

toxic relic
#

nah

bronze moat
neat moat
#

It wasn't a very articulate question but dont need to harp on it

toxic relic
#

the child must learn

#

through pain

onyx igloo
#

i have enough of that

heavy ivy
#

if one's molecules are arranged just so, i don't see why these things cannot be real, perhaps we exist in the instance where said molecules simply did not form that configuration

neat moat
#

contrary to popular belief pain isn't a very good teacher

onyx igloo
#

im a teenager with a constant subconscious

toxic relic
#

what if i enjoy it

gloomy totem
#

before all those germans...

neat moat
#

what

toxic relic
#

what

neat moat
#

oh hoi4 pfp

onyx igloo
bronze moat
# toxic relic through pain

Who is the wisest child? The child who touches the fire, gets burned, and realizes “fire hot”?

Or the child who realizes “fire hot” so has no need to touch the flame as cause themself suffering and pain in order to learn?

toxic relic
#

dont care

toxic relic
gloomy totem
#

I don't even play Hoi4

onyx igloo
#

what parts of history

gloomy totem
#

too confusing

toxic relic
#

you know what parts ed

gloomy totem
#

I'm too stupid

onyx igloo
#

I like some history

neat moat
gloomy totem
#

I just think Dmitry looks cool

toxic relic
#

reality doesnt exist

gloomy totem
#

wrong you're fake

onyx igloo
#

what is this

#

the fucking matrix?

toxic relic
#

no

#

why do people always go to weird conspiracy shit

onyx igloo
#

what do you expect?

toxic relic
#

competence

gloomy totem
#

it's the CIA's fault

onyx igloo
#

"Reality doesn't exist."

toxic relic
#

intelligence maybe

neat moat
#

maybe word it differently, like objective reality doesn't exist

toxic relic
#

nah

toxic relic
onyx igloo
#

Shit, man if reality doesn't exist why do I need a job

neat moat
#

wait how does math prove reality doesn't exist

#

well

#

objective reality

heavy ivy
#

nothing is real, i simply have yet to figure out how to manipulate the environment

toxic relic
#

thank you for that question, now i can provide several proofs

#

hold for citation

#

🤓 finger_waggle

neat moat
#

Riley take up manifestation 🙏 🤭

heavy ivy
#

you always were a goldfish behind the screen

onyx igloo
#

what am i

gloomy totem
#

Virgin grimdark suffering edgy shit Vs. Chad idealic medieval village BUT FUCKING BIG ASS BUGS BROKE INTO THE FREEZER

#

I hate bugs

#

except my spider homie bob

#

he left me though

neat moat
#

how do insects get inside your freezer

gloomy totem
heavy ivy
#

they dont, enforced by the Warm

gloomy totem
#

clay tiles and shi

heavy ivy
#

i put a near perfect insulator between the freezer and exterior walls and filled it with inordinately hot "water"

#

any breach will incinerate and sterilize the intruder and surrounding environemnt

neat moat
#

I red it as nonbinary

#

im very disappointed

gloomy totem
#

cool but they came through my floor

onyx igloo
#

Patrick

#

star

tall glen
#

whats new