#general_chat
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Like David Mitchell, I actually do find farts to be funny, just not my own.
i hope you’re not serious
Wow... you even felt the need to censor it???
Yeah
Here's the thing, I wouldn't have a gripe with it if there weren't so many grifters looking to make a quick buck with it (Activision, not to mention that one fella who tried to scam TIS)
this is the type of shit i’d see being made fun of
like a screenshot of you saying you don’t like talking about farts and censoring it
Castle youre just a cat
alright, name the issues you have with ai
i am a talking cat
Okay, I think we need to pivot back to D&D.
Who has opinions on me playing a Shadar-kai Bladesinger?
pussy 🗣️
pussy ?
I'm sorry, I didn't quite understand that. Can you rephrase your statement?
pussy cat
For the most part you are correct.
But 99% of the internet is slop.
That’s the reality of the world
Sorry you have run out of ChatGPT premium. Please insert coin for more legal advice.
i did use chat gpt to figure how many litres of wood flakes i’d need to fill up 12 cm of 45x45cm box
it was useful there
(Yes I am making a reference of Karl Jobst using chatgpt for his court case)
🎶 What's new pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa? 🎶
it probably gave you an incorrect answer
I still think we need to pivot back to D&D. 😉
it’s simple math, i don’t think so
chat gbt constantly flops on basic math
Chatgpt is just like Yesman from Fallout NV except that chatgpt is useless in comparison.
I dunno... with your spelling, can we be sure you're not ChatGPT?
Xbox is increasing the price of their consoles by $100 and games are now $80.
BEFORE tariff adjustments.
That’s the nature of greed. Everyone is a grifter/opportunist.
Elder Scrolls 6?
Launch day price will be $100 - $150. Before the prices of in game content are factored in like the ebony armor they want to slap a $19.99 price tag on
there are 8 rs in strawberry
My main issues are people being let go from their jobs because companies think they can just bring in A.I generative stuff to replace them (so they don't need to pay em), and it ends up backfiring horribly in a lot of cases. Quite a few large scale companies tried to jump on this bandwagon like Activision Blizzard, Microsoft for example. (However, I have no issue if it's used just for inspiration for example)
i dont think anyone would buy a game for $100-$150
Whales
cash cows
"Just because they can"
don’t they want GTA6 to be 100 diller ?
I only use AI image generators to make tokens for my D&D characters.
Just don't buy it then
I'm holding out on buying the oblivion remaster until they reduce the price
i can’t imagine gta 6 being under 60 or under
$70 for a game is just too much for me
It definitely won't be. It cost them over 2 BILLION dollars to make
All console companies are targeting $100 base game titles for 2026.
Sony, microsoft, nintento. All of them. It’s happening
Anyone here that bought the switch 2?
seriously?
Even more reason to get a dang PC already
man they could’ve gave the 2 billion to me and i’d have done something cooler than a video game
dont got high hopes for GTA 6 with the hype
Nintendo is charging $90 for PORTS on the switch.
Not even new games. PORTS!
I remember seeing a video not to long ago talking about how games need to reduce their visuals so they aren't so expensive both monetarily and on hardware and I kind of agree on that idea.
just means they can sell crap for however much they please
the new pokémon game looks worse than most indie games
Yeah
Honestly, anyone dumb enough to spend $90 on a re-released game deserves to have their money taken from them
Agreed.
Nintendo policy used to be “we take a loss on every console sold so we can make it affordable, then profit off game sales”
Every switch sold cost Nintendo $50-75 in losses. They accepted that.
No longer
The last good games were on the 3DS
I dont think I will compromise on my no pre-order policy
the 3DS had some real hangers
Well most nintenfo userd are kids and so parents just pay for that
bangers :(
or idk I haven't been seduced by an appealing enough preorder package
KCD2 was definitely close
Breath of the wild on switch 2? Identical game. Literally nothing changed.
Still $80
X and Y was defs my favorite while it lasted, ORAS, Sun and Moon, etc
X and Y are pretty basic pokémon games but probably the ones i have the most hours on
played a lot when i was younger
My favorite quote of all time
"Don't like the prices on the new Switch 2? Don't buy it."
-some Nintendo executive
I do my part.
Individual impact may be next to none, but contribution is contribution.
Like, same deal in Helldivers
Dude mega evos were sick, especially if you liked dragon ball for example
every gen has their own gimmick and megas were definitely the best
everyone wants them back
Sure
i could give a shit about making my pokémon giant for three turns
$2 billion
$60 per unit
33.3 million units
gta 5 sold 210 million units and is the 2nd best selling video game of all time.
at $40 a sale (guessed an average unit price due to sales and shit)
that's $8.4 billion in sales
so I guess they can afford to spend 1/4th of that on the new game
but they also could afford to sell it for less than $90 or whatever crazy price they are going with
of course they won't sell it for $60 or less... but they probably could >.<
I heard from a friend they coming back in Z/A but I can't get involved with Nintendo's current practices
I see
were megas are from , so
What's funny is we don't actually get the original starters from the region back since it's a legends game :'>
What do you guys think is the most reasonably priced game of all time
They also randomly gave us Bayleef for some reason
Big if true.
i like chikorita
Zomboid
she’s a spring onion thing
20$ for how much time I spent total is a steal
Chikorita sucks
stardew valley is the best answer for this
Totodile is better
she does not
not including sales?
Terraria
From a gameplay perdpective yes
Chikorita is the worst gen2 starter
$10 for terraria with dozens of hours of content
I don't hate em but I prefer Turtwig and Chesnaught
oh my god who cares about their stats
Everyone
chesnaught is so ugly
nope
like i have the most minutes of play time per dollar spent on PZ by a large margin
He ugly cute though
Pokemon are only good as tools.
you’d be the evil villain of the generation
?
Horse Armor FTW
as a baby yea
Yeah I wonder if someone will ever teach me a lesson about loving pokemon and treat them with respect.
is free games cheating? because Path of Exile.
[Jazz music stops]
they’re not real , so
but imagining they were
it’s the same as a pet
you also love your pets , no ?
monster
Felt
Damn ok
sad pikachu face
i’ve not followed anything pokémon related after sun and moon
pokemon are frens
I cared so damn much for my shiny Lycanroc dude, he was my fav from sun and moon
Guys I'm right here c'mon 
Of the 3 console makers Ninento is best (IMO).
But…. They are still corpos.
It took an actual lawsuit, in court, for them to admit they knew all along that joy-cons were defective.
All employees were instructed to not comment on the issue, or they would be immediately fired.
Corps are always about money. Always
you want to call your creatures tools, play palmon you monster
they know what you did
youd be mean to a little pikachu
stupid
Chat I'm tired
I hope this does not become the final product. I lost access a while back, but they were discussing micro transactions and in game store items before even writing the plot for the game
Sony had the same issue
Nintendo is the one I hate the most. The prices for their games always seems to stay the same, no ports of their games to pc etc
i like to lay on my back in a dark quiet room and close my eyes when i have this feeling
They had to admit the thumbsticks of their controllers were faulty on purpose in the one that lets you replace them.
Ok
what if i told you that those were meaningless numbers that you don't have to let control your life?
Elder Scrolls 6 popcorn bucket
Unfortunately I have a job
Ill wait for Skyblivion and then laugh at anyone playing Oblivion remake
who are you referring to?
are you saying i'm ruining gen chat?
Ofc not

because I love hot peppers and ginger?
Shark week when?
Every week
ginger and chili is banger
Big if true
don't you live in a socialized european country? "hello boss, I don't feel well, I need to go home."
or take a lunch break and take a nap in your car
or under a desk
or in the breakroom
or drink some coffee / energy drinks
or do some calisthenics
or you didn't ask me for advice and you just wanted to share your feelings and have people acknowledge them and possibly give you sympathy / empathy.
I'm sorry that you feel tired. your feelings are valid. I hope that your situation improves.

australia
It means that if the previous statement turns out to be truthful, it would be important and big news.
australia is sort of a socialized european country
i want to talk about australia
Isn't Austr*lia very dangerous?
the big thing happening today
No
No?
what big thing
I heard there's giant insects.
australia isnt dangerous lmao
??
And kangaroos can kill you with 3 punches.
i'm 100% scared of australia would never go there
Yeah, giant insects are eating people left and right here
election
Three?
a
following in canada's footsteps as usual
Also isn't the place very dry and people have to travel like 300 miles to get fresh water?
americans: its so scary in aus
also them: lives with bears and moose and guns and other shit
Lmao what
They are also being super shady in regards to Palworld.
They are trying to retro-actively copyright content, then say “we had this copyright all along”.
The suits can be un-ethical. The devs, game makers, etc. are not.
Like MAJOR kudo’s for delaying Metroid Prime 4. It was shit.
But now the question will be, is it worth $100?
Same with mario kart. $80 for base game. $40 for DLC tracks.
So $120 for a game that is 99.99% recycled content.
But they also learn from companies like Bethesda. Fans will ALWAYS spend money.
GTA 6? Expecting $200 MILLION in sales in the first 30 days. And that’s not unreasonable
Yeah, we opted to cop the fine, sends a stronger message than a dummy vote
excuse me i identify as a canadian.
Bella thinks we're some super impoverished country
Isn't it forbidden to talk about p*litics?
how dare you dead nationality me
I'm sure there's no issue with discussing the fact it exists
thats why im not talking about it
real
Some of my besties are in AUS. I wanna move there.
i feel like talking about an election happening isn't really discussing politics
Just getting into the politics itself is an issue
I don't know.
yeah, the election is just happening
I'd rather ask the moderators before proceeding.
Your chances of getting killed by wildlife here are not that high
im not gonna talk about how dutton is a fucking loser
Flameguy was right gen chat is too spicy.
talking about events that factually occurred shouldn't be offending people...
nah
Please, that's his chosen name.
Call him Mr. Potato head
okay there are a lot of recent examples that break this
watching movies isnt spicy
lmaoooo
he does look like a potato
You better call the Cyber Police.
consequences will never be the same
that movie you were talking about yesterday looked at least a little... 🔥 🌈 sPiCy 🌈 🔥
what movie
fire island
Shark Tale 9
dunno it
you wouldnt
i was just making a corny joke related to the title
ah lmao
So annoying that we're in a loop of the government seeming to finally do something good (NBN) but then the PM pays their buddies to do it instead of actual companies equipped to do these things and they do it shittily (NBN)
(NBN)
???
You ok?
Copper to the house
im still mad they didnt just advertise future australia
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The NBN is all about giving Australians more... more home internet, more fibre to the node connections & most importantly, more wifi speed! We'll just have ...
do yall feel like ranked choice voting has been good for australia?
ranked choice
Preferential voting?
Only people who achieved ranked level higher than Platinum on League of Legends can vote now.
i always looked at their model from the outside and thought it looked better
I like it
It's like the only correct system
direct democracy better
i think i like their compulsory voting as well
Means you can show your support for independents without making your vote basically completely invalid in a two party system
real
has it lead to more diversity in politics?
Like who really cares about that stuff? Especially anyone living on the other side of the world? Does it affect you? Can you do something about it?
Just a way to kill the chat and just have a conversation that alienates most people.
Lmao some people just wanna know
Unfortunately that diversity is in the form of Pauline
ranked choice my beloved
me when anyone talks about american centric shit
its interesting
Was chatting with my colleagues on Thursday "Don't matter who's first so long as one nation's last"
i care about it and im not australian
HAHAHAHAHAHA
id put a few in last place ngl
not just them
few being 2
ON and CLP
And whatever his name was
The guy IKEA made an ad out of
Clive, that's the one
fuck thats funny
God that chair looks shit
Hey, at least it's a seat
I'd actually rather sit on the floor
not sure if clp is an offshoot or the same thing but the lp itself as well
sitting on the floor is good sometimes
A chair for 27.99 aud is a pretty affordable chair
its ikea though
Should proooobably tone it back some
real
nbn sounds like the name of a bank
National Broadband Network
Id like to get a job there. I'd be the guy that ensures that each furniture kit you buy comes missing the last screw
doing important work
God's work brother

The IKEA gods love me
Fiber Optic Cable across the whole fucken country, world class, shit brought us into the modern era of "having an internet connection, aaaaaalll the way up to the curb
goodnight chat
Don't forget the unlimited meatballs at the food court area which just magically appears
Then copper to the house
That's where the missing screws go
Lmao
Fucking complete waste of money
Like a cursed kinder egg surprise
fumbled
Made out of meat
For effectively no tangible benefit
Cooper
Like straight up, this town could've had an actual real internet connection
But because of all that fuckshit, y'got two fucken options out here
The 4G cell by the servo, or Starlink
And yeah, the 4G don't cut it
I fucking hate that I have to pay for Starlink, but it's literally the only functional option
I feel so fucking gross
But I have no other option
🫂
i want everything about my house off the internet
they can still get you without it
I obviously don't know your circumstances, but isn't even basic Starlink so expensive that relocation might be cheaper in the long term?
it upsets me that you don’t know what i’m referencing
I must've looked at their pricing long ago, then.
i'm glad
$130 AUD a month
I guess that's good then, not sure why I recalled it being expensive.
you pay in dignity
Which is like, on par with every other ISP in the country
well you’re fat and old so who’s the winner here
still me
gross
Dish itself used to get close to a grand, but they're down to like $500 for the whole kit now
Internet pricing is pretty steep in kangaroo land.
jealously is gross
'roo land lmao
The dish I just installed the other day I got on a promo, you get the hardware for free, but you're locked in for 12 months
Which like
Yeah, I was gonna do that anyway
That's not a bad deal, especially not if you're in the far boonies somewhere.
Just robbed a kit off 'em
network contracts are fucking annoying
brave statement dude
let me own the damn thing you twats
Yeah, at any time I can break off the contract and just pay the difference for the hardware
But like
brave new world
If it's your only proper option for a non-garbo connection, no point.
Yeah like only reason I'd need to break off the contract is if I move
Which is unlikely
would you continue doing the same thing you are now if you knew the earth would be destroyed in 2 years
been thinking aboot that
At any rate, I wouldn't feel all too bad about it despite who the primary shareholder is. I somehow doubt most of the employees share his sentiments.
Dish itself is around $500, but again, got the dish for free in exchange for 12 month locked in
Fee to break that contract off starts at the price of the hardware itself and goes down 1/12th of that each month linearly
So if I need to move for some reason 6 months from now, I'd only need to pay for 50% of the dish
So like, just an objectively good decision
I'd say so, yeah.
were all just orbiting the same capitalist satellite screaming into the void at 100Mbps
i think id leave my life and just start walking
upload or download speed
*up to
humm, it depends on what will destroy the planet.
screaming? more like streaming
no return? then I guess everybody would go crazy either way.
except the few that would fly to mars
just a camera observing the universe
If anyone's going to mars, it's a one way trip and they're dying 20 minutes after they get there
my thoughts as well
erm, you didnt read deathstar remina?
the tech to go live in mars exists, in 2 years? for sure some "specials" would be in a rocket for a nice 34-month trip.
Imagine the aliens intercepting our TOP internet traffic topics.
Cat video’s and e girls.
The dominate content of the species of this planet
If humanity ever reaches a point where it's viable to terraform mars into a habitable place to live we're already well beyond the point of just unfucking earth
hellstar remina rather
Cause CONSERVATIVE numbers?
15% of global internet traffic is cat videos. Actual data: 15%
show me your source
hellstar
maybe just push the ISS closer to the moon, and live there for a while, a couple of 10-15 people, and some plants.
id look it up myself but im playing PZ
If he ever gets on a shuttle to mars, ground control is gonna go
"Oh no we're headed through a tunnel, we're losing you" loudly crinkling a chip packet into the mic before hanging up
would die
do you remember the recent touristic submarine tragedy?
Just let the bastard fend for himself
well recent as in some time ago
you underestimate the harshities of other planets that arent habitable
He has no mateys and will walk the plank
IF MARS COULD SUPPORT LIFE WOULDNT THERE BE LIFE THERE ALREADY?
hey, do you guys know how do I get a FF axe next to my name?
We can make mars support life
what are you going to do a martian farm?
A what?
talk
We'll intimidate it
an axe
grow space wheat?
Mars will support life by force
damn dude
drink water from the ice crystals on asteroids?
You get a fireaxe by being between levels 10 and 17 (inclusive)
stink you play starsector?
Yes.
Id recommend it
just being able to step on ground that isnt earth, the concept is insane
the ship combat is stellar
dudes that went to the moon are lucky bastards
You need a LOT of plants to create oxygen for people to survive on.
It takes the equivalent of 6-8 fully mature TREES, to make enough breathable air for just one human to get by.
So oxygen generation is super hard to pull off.
You also need nitrogen. That bit is easy by comparison.
Most realistic numbers: Make a giant dome on Mars. Plant asparagus (it can survive in mars soil based on soil sample data).
Wait a few years to terraform the soil to plant trees, moss, ivy, etc.
5-6 years later you have a dome with enough of a garden to support up to 10 humans.
A mars colony, if started TODAY, would not be up and running as a city of 200+ people until around the year 2080
wait why were we talking about mars. Are we sending people there for real now?
no
i asked what youd do if you knew the earth would be destroyed by an asteroid in 2 years
someone replied with mars
Time is short, it's 2 years for the hit, I am guessing only 5 humans will move out. They will make babies, and humans continue.
ALL of them changed too.
Neil talks about how perspective changed when looking at Earth from the moon.
His life and world view shifted and he became far, far more humanitarian, caring and accepting afterwards
Is this a "it cannot be averted"?
question is too tough for me tbh, rather now answer
valid
That's the assumption.
theres a series about this
really?
carol and the end of the world or something
yeah cus it wasnt totally annihilation I'd probably try and help in every way I could to stop it
animated show about a woman who continues living life as normal while an asteroid hurtles towards earth
Can’t make babies without infrastructure to keep them alive.
Each human life requires 5-7 years of time.
So if you want 20 people, you need 4-5 “gardens” each capapable of supporting 4-5 humans each.
Planting the 30-40 trees on mars to accomplish this? MAJOR task.
Takes decades
yeah I thought about watching it but I dont think I can
too depressing for me
i think the series is surprisingly hopeful
movie?
sieres
ah
I thought you ment the movie where a planet crashes into earth and humans land on the new world
cheesy movie
'surprisingly' for some
no pfft
There’s a BBC film about the last day on earth. Follows 5 people and how they spend the final 24 hours.
Movie ends with the screen going white.
Gut punch of a movie
Yeah it was written in the 60s or something
sick
ni
no
different one
its on netflix
yeah this one is like 2022
OK, next steps then... is cryogeny real these days?
ye, 2022
i wouldnt try to 'survive', thats pointless, youd be spending the last 2 years in vain imo
probably would quit and live on the beach with my bf until it happens
If we want to get people to mars, would it make more sense to have a giat orbital instalation instead? You wouldn't have to worry about the mars terrain, maybe just solar radiation
yee
best you can do is come to terms with whats happening
the scenario is grounded on the fact that earth will be destroyed permanently in 2 years.
yes
it looks like humans cannot survive in that situation.
we need more time to move out of the plannet.
Nuh uh
I wonder if anything would be left
I am assuming nothing will be left; It's death-star-laser kinda of destruction.
ah, like dinossaurs?
a fast acting one
I'm more thinking of extremophiles
more like the great dying maybe
probably
im sure some species will survive
No.
Lets assume BEST tech in 2025:
We CAN make domes that block UV rays.
So lets build one.
Weight about half a ton.
That costs $100 BILLION to make, ship, fire into space and land on mars. Hopefully safely.
Now the flight crew lands. 6 month trip. Cost of about $300 Billion.
They land. They have food for 1 year. They plant and start farming the dirt and inserting nitrogen rich fertilizer to change the PH of the acidic soil.
We ship supplies every year. At about $100 billion dollars per year.
6 years later the first crew has plants making enough oxygen they can breathe freely.
Let’s say we build that first dome by 2026 and have a space worthy vessel.
So end time for first 5-6 prople on Mars would be 2034.
And about $1 Trillion in spending. If we go cheap.
just not humans lmao
real
I am a little bit unconfortable with the high resolution of this meme; isn´t this like a 90's movie?
Agreed. I called him Daddy to his face and he hugged me!
Goldblum is king
bruh the movie was high rez
quality upscale
I think he’s coming to Seattle again this year…..
Need to book tickets
all over again
damn dave
I watched this in the 90, I am sure I could not see Jeff Goldblum's wrinkles like this.
wait you wre 6 in the 90s?
1991
Uhhh… text messages in 1992 cost me 10 cents.
PER MESSAGE
were the 90s really that long ago tf
define message
like is this one message
25+ years ago
or 5 seperate ones
Lol.
BAM! That was 10 cents
Every. Message. Cost. 10. Cents.
hiii
America Online cost $1 per hour.
Every hour of internet access = $1. And that was the cheap rate
messgay lolz
thats me
the net was nice and clean.
boykisser cafe
im too old for boykisser
ok so I just have to write really really long. I mean its not the worst in the world but it juts forces you to be more text efficient. I wouldn't say it would be the worst but I dont see this answer unbearable, I mean wtf could you do on yoru phone anyways. Shit couldn't even run doom. People had more impeirsnr things to do like drink lead pipa or some shit. Maybe bomb Vietnam or something idk history. Oh wait is this why boomers write long ass magesages?
our mutal servers beg to differ :3
Nope.
My pager was limited to 20 Characters.
So 5-6 words max
i meant irl
bro got exposed
same 💔
Nokia phones had 12 character long screens at first
i cant be exposed if im open about it marine comrade
And you had to type on your phone numbers.
A = 1
B = 11
C = 111
cant believe youre explaining this
I will beat a man to death with a Nokia phone
non qwerty keyboard phones were peak
dude we get it
I was alive for that
lmao
Dics had a MAX capacity of 5 MB of storage.
That was HARD CODED. Physically impossible to store more than 5 MB of data on a disc
wait how many mb is doom
DOOM was peak gaming. We thought this could never be made better
Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer
ghoti
Tetris was peak gaming. We thought it couldnt get better
I pronounce it this way:
Go-Tee
I think thats what I called you that time we voicechatted
didja link it
why must i do the work for you
My first gameboy was uhhh….. stolen…
$80 was expensive in 1990
@neat moat first DOOM was just under 3 MB
$80 is expensive now
I'm just a boi
fishboi?
im just a man
Go back 25+ years. Minimum wage was like $5 an hour
then you must learn young fish
not owning a gamegirl smh.......
still is some places
not even. It was 2.23 so a disk could run like 2 dooms
Yeah. Makes me sad
real
Gamergirls are the best
i remember working on seasonal farms in western asia for a couple bucks a day
weird times
I did cucumber farms with my mom from time to time.
now the kids yearn for the mines instead of the farms
what did you pick
poppies
Did they pay you by the load?
the farm owner kept hounding me so i trainspotted until i landed in europe
yeah on top of daily fixed wage
lmao why
oh shit that's nice
it was good
ooh youre a boykisser you like kissing boys
reasons...
could discord run doom
yes
mhm if they're cute ofc
monkey has taught me economics
@compact sparrow
other than that I just use my project zomboid
best stay away from that brainrot

what
at least they dont seem to stan the terrifs
is monkey brainrot?
I know what short you're watching
Purgatory? That’s heaven
its because your old
No one does
that too
i was never interested, even when i was a younger lad
pop culture is mainstream culture
not just pop music
my house .exe is a great doom mod
i do dislike pop music as well
ya like jazz?
men will litteraly write one of the best mods instead of going to therapy
im sure you watched the video on it
of course

The creator of unofficial patches for Bethesda games, certainly fits that role lol
Amnesia mods > doom mods
modding is therapy in a way
i take texturing as a therapeutic experience if im feeling stressed
do not look at my writings in the ./special directory
i do go to therapy too but still dont look in there 
like, uv mapping it properly too lol
Given that somebody has made doom playable inside of doom, inside an arcade machine that plays doom, inside of doom.
Doom can be played on anything
stink tell me how to do exactly what she told me not to do
i'm fine now
No boykissers around
If it wasn’t for copyright issues, I would make doom playable inside of PZ.
Granade! throw it back 🗣️
yes
We R everywhere
toys R us

well youre wrong, and banned actually, unfortunate
God aren't they out of buisness now?
idk
well , lol there is no boykissers which is fine
like lol i don't think there is any zomboider around is boykisser
what
i saw one alive blockbuster in the middle of kansas
I said it in a friendly way but if someone were to look inside without permission i would assign them to nil
you dont think there are any gay zomboid players?
what are you saying dude
it was open and it was amazing to see
duse
duse
amnesia
why not just yell nee at them
duse = dude + dunce
To be fair, I like everybody. So I can’t really call myself gay. I’m queer
as the knights say in Monty python
cunfuzzle = confuse + puzzle
theres a blockbuster still open in oregon
I liked this one
i like blockbuster existing
more of a tourist attraction now
skissue instead of skill issue is a personal favorite
thats just a cool thing
We have an old VHS video store here in Seattle. It’s now a national monument. So it will never close.
i probably have skissue
the only treatment is "get gud"
good news is you will be able to park where ever you want
do you ever randomly crave an orange
'sounds like a bit of a skissue m8'
patient reports severe burning
and we're afraid the patient is incompatible with this cure
thats too many skissues they should just end their misery
you know, doctors do talk like that here HAHA
at least the ones i know
Old insider joke if you’re a nurse or work in elderly care:
We sure catch a lot of shit in our job
broke my leg doing something stupid and the doctor, after hearing my explanation of what happened, said, "Mate, you need to stop fucking around, pull your hand out your jocks [metaphor] and stand steady"
good guy
my mother frequently tells me about the inane stuff she quotes from patients when charting, followed by deadpan medical lingo once the person in question finishes their spiel
septic tank cleaners rolling their eyes
i remember playing a game where septic cleaning was a job
you would start gagging if you were near the truck
optional, but unlikely chosen
the bacteria worked hard to produce that
@harsh vault hear me out...
Dave The Diver
peak
it's not tarkov by the way
tarp off
Stupid voice to text changing entire context to what I say…
shoutout to all the enclosed space workers you lot are fucking insane
i saw...
sometimes i wonder if im an enclosed space worker
im also counting saturation divers because thats another level of insanity
Well, they changed stuff to seeing forms I myself had to fill out.
i’m not a septic worker lol
What I was trying to say is that you can Google that job, and the dude who performed that job have to sign paperwork every single dive regarding death by sewage.
And they make a ton of money
yeppppp
You guys are getting paid????
It’s like underwater welding. Insanely dangerous so they compensate you with insanely high pay rate.
Why dont they have the mountain climber ropes
I’m not familiar with all the rigging that they use, but it’s basically like a deep-sea diver.
There’s rescue systems, and all that, but a single breach in the suit is basically instant death.
Because not even joking. You’re going down to the bottom of a multi thousand gallon Machine full of human waste.
You tear the sleeve on your soup, the anaphylactic shock alone would probably kill you
its not just the shit i imagine, but all the noxious gases present
ah
i misunderstood the literal shit diving, not wading lmao
And all the chemicals.
Because overall, it’s a chemical treatment plant
So unless you’re the joker, you’re not gonna survive
No one gross job I wish I got into when I was younger? Grease trap cleaning.
chat are these frie adjacent 🧐
Dude, in my hometown, went around to all the local McDonald’s and other fast food chains, and told them that he would clean out the grease traps for free.
Under contract, as long as he could keep the grease that he took.
He’s now a multimillionaire and making biofuel
jesse we need to make biofuel
heated potatoes with optional seasoning is all you need
its fries
its all fries 
fried oyster skins?!?
there potatoes
This is a thing. You can literally turn all the waste oil from fast food restaurants into biofuel.
Most companies these days already have contracts though. Once a few people discovered easy money by taking trash? Everybody else locked it down
I have too many potatoes so I'm figuring out ways I can eat them
potato fuel
unironically might steal bk ketchup cus these need some sort of sauce
I have a recipe for see-through potato chips!
depends, how quick and easy is it 🧐
You can play doom on a potato powered raspberry pi
made this in like 5 minutes
septic potato
It’s not. Because you have to separate some of the ingredients in a blender and strainer.
Basically remove all the coloring from the liquid potato and then emulsify it and re-forming into chip shape
I have mayonnaise on hand actually
oh god
am I going to do what I think I am going to do
oh god I dont have those facilities unfortunately 😂 😭
Mash them up with bacon, cheese, sour cream, and re-bake them. So good.
Do you know where the twice baked potato is?
what
no
1- bake a potat.
2- scoop it out. Use inside to mash potat
3- add bacon, cheese, etc to mashed potat.
4- put mashed potat back into skin shell.
Bake a second time
Sooo good
bake potato
might try it
you barely touched your PB&J baked potato
we do not talk about the thrice baked potato
the casualties are too fresh a wound to discuss
Guys I was suspended of chat about 24 hours
Charcoal potato
Idk if I say that well but I dont care
The hwat now?
reminds me of the stir fry incident (we don't talk about the stir fry incident)
I have a quadruple baked potato
its
thrice baked potato, y'know the one that caused the Burger incident
its very crunchy
you sit on a throne of lies
I SIT ON A THRONE?!
i just type cery carefully
cery
and still fuck up as you see
ahaha
sob
it seems you are afflicted with my condition
my fingers move in places i do not request when sometimes
You now know the corss I bear
as much as the typos bug me autocorrect is worse
tuktuk
it very much is
I told the cop that, but he kept whining about me carrying that 40 millimeter grenade launcher around
I don't get the fuss
since the sun has actually been exposed these last few days i bask in the GREEN
GIMME!!! GIMMIE!!
man I love green
Green
Green
zomboid but make it green
project zomgreenoid
i will help
stop
Dead Rails:
dr doofenschmirtz gets taken away by horde of wasps
i might've seen them. i also see the name skelly/skellie thrown around in the kenshi discord on account of the skeletons
not on discord
oh
believe it or not, life exists outside of discord
holy shit...
this is skelly
This guy is genuinely in pain. WTF is this from?!?
i thought you were a fake person
Phineas and Ferb
Ok PLEASE tell me it is fake. Cause it looks legit
its obviously fake lmao
oh shoot
Ok thanks lol
its some dude called lewis saunderson on tiktok
I think
It’s the eyes. They did a good job
yeah what ed said
i'm enjoying this elf-minotaur romance subplot where the minotaur treats her with absolute respect and gentle care which causes her to believe it's a plot by her brother to ursurp her position
theyre just.. so fucking cute together
thank u
np
ha ha
I'll be here all week
I'm Olive Oil
unfortunately
Basic olive oil is non-virginal olive oil.
Made from olives with loose morals
maybe delete this
virginity doesnt exist
Dave is too pure for this world
tying morality to 'virginity' is gross
then why do we have a word for it
your evil
as a question
"yer not worth as much cause you got fucked"
I wanted you to not get banned
why do we have a word for aliens if they dont exist
cus everyone wants to be the first
why do we have a word for magic if it doesnt exit
take this
why do we have a word for ghosts if it doesnt exist
or vampires, or werewolves
the used gum one is gross but used a lot
what about that bacteria that evolved in space
horror movie opener brought to you by my mother
thats not an alien dude...
why do we have words if they don't exist?
said somone about the first word
the "why do we have a word" point makes zero fucking sense if you think about it for more than one second
words are sounds of association
Words don’t exist

It's 12am and I have trouble thinking
You get none of my brain power
so, every word made is based on reality? does that mean vampires are real
or zombies
or teleporation
or superpowers
stink
stupid
you're mad
yes?
nah
Noises you make warble atoms in the air. Those warbles then warble my inner ear.
And we agree that a certain warble means a certain concept.
Sound does not exist
It wasn't a very articulate question but dont need to harp on it
i have enough of that
if one's molecules are arranged just so, i don't see why these things cannot be real, perhaps we exist in the instance where said molecules simply did not form that configuration
contrary to popular belief pain isn't a very good teacher
im a teenager with a constant subconscious
i know
what if i enjoy it
maybe I should've thought about that
before all those germans...
what
what
oh hoi4 pfp
i'd call you weird
Who is the wisest child? The child who touches the fire, gets burned, and realizes “fire hot”?
Or the child who realizes “fire hot” so has no need to touch the flame as cause themself suffering and pain in order to learn?
dont care
I don't even play Hoi4
what parts of history
too confusing
you know what parts ed
I'm too stupid
I like some history
There are three ways I suppose you can look at it. The actual real, the hypothetical real, and the unactual real. Some things can hypothetically exist, but there are some things that are simply impossible
I just think Dmitry looks cool
reality doesnt exist
wrong you're fake
what do you expect?
competence
it's the CIA's fault
"Reality doesn't exist."
intelligence maybe
maybe word it differently, like objective reality doesn't exist
nah
yeah, mathematically
Shit, man if reality doesn't exist why do I need a job
nothing is real, i simply have yet to figure out how to manipulate the environment
Riley take up manifestation 🙏 🤭
you always were a goldfish behind the screen
what am i
Virgin grimdark suffering edgy shit Vs. Chad idealic medieval village BUT FUCKING BIG ASS BUGS BROKE INTO THE FREEZER
I hate bugs
except my spider homie bob
he left me though
how do insects get inside your freezer
tunneling through the stone flooring
they dont, enforced by the Warm
clay tiles and shi
i put a near perfect insulator between the freezer and exterior walls and filled it with inordinately hot "water"
any breach will incinerate and sterilize the intruder and surrounding environemnt
cool but they came through my floor
whats new

