either way, thats against the rules here
#general_chat
burnt kite
twin bear
I got it for 10 USD
robust crow
if u can support, i will happy receive as a gift
tender igloo
try that i guess
robust crow
i miss read the discord did not notice this is the official one
candid patio
bout to talk to a guy name amir
and I really want to pepper this in...
"You know Amir, when I look at you, I see a lot of myself."
🥁
🚪
i'm sorry, i'll leave
twin bear
I just came in for the chat to get my exp in
candid patio
laughing at my bad jokes generates xp
neat moat
bout to talk to a guy name amir
and I really want to pepper this in...
"You know...
no balls
hardy muralBOT
twin bear
Since the eft forums filled with complainers reddit hasn't been the same
Exp only happens every few mins tho so constantly posting won't boost it correct?
twin bear
🤣 I'd join a forum for dnd or smth and see ppl argue abt politics in it like bro
burnt kite
https://tenor.com/view/post-gif-12152135773601589442
to what
raven crane
burnt kite
rowley is so real for that
harsh vault
hai chat!
burnt kite
henlo eFl
harsh vault
hai
candid patio
how are you?
candid patio
you traveling or being facetious?
burnt kite
i hate the sun so much
harsh vault
being facetious
candid patio
facetious is a hard word to spell
raven crane
enjoying the sunny weather
It's been raining all week for me lol
raven crane
just remember it
raven crane
ima play dayz now
harsh vault
thats not dayz for me
raven crane
raven crane
https://tenor.com/view/dayz-gif-19428467
Peak gameplay
harsh vault
also not
raven crane
harsh vault
okay thas true
raven crane
Dayz for me is basically looting for a couple hrs, getting dogshit, running around for hours trying to find my friends, then die horribly lmao
burnt kite
ima play dayz now
harsh vault
Dayz for me is basically looting for a couple hrs, getting dogshit, running arou...
if i had a fren during dayz, i would probably have much more fun
but
raven crane
harsh vault
solo is also calming
burnt kite
my name is shapesmith
queen moth
Oh no im going to be not alive!
raven crane
Oh no im going to be not alive!
burnt kite
Oh no im going to be not alive!
you're a weird dude, dude
raven crane
queen moth
Where are you even from, like seriously
raven crane
you’re all big weirdos
queen moth
im socialising right now
quasi slate
some gameplay
burnt kite
im capitalising rn
queen moth
can you put it in 2x speed and under a reddit text to speech text story?
i wont watch it until then
raven crane
LMAOO
burnt kite
can you put it in 2x speed and under a reddit text to speech text story?
and the default yt shorts minecraft parkour
what even is that map anyway
raven crane
burnt kite
https://tenor.com/view/parkour-minecraft-teddyishappyl-map-parkour-woods-gif-521...
when the convo is so good you hit one of these
burnt kite
no lava hole leaps
no carpeted cactus
raven crane
when the convo is so good you hit one of these
Frrr, start doing parkour on trees
burnt kite
jump on chests
quasi slate
burnt kite
rose kettle
does anyone know if there is a mod that makes bites take longer to turn you if its arms or legs but if its your neck you turn fast
burnt kite
does anyone know if there is a mod that makes bites take longer to turn you if i...
idk, but there is The only cure
lets you saw your arm off if its bitten
queen moth
Polnareff gaming
burnt kite
turtle gaming
queen moth
🐸
candid patio
does anyone know if there is a mod that makes bites take longer to turn you if i...
i don't know if there's a mod but it seems like that could be difficult to implement.
queen moth
nah ur default
split osprey
Bruh I just got a letter for jury duty
wraith dust
Bruh I just got a letter for jury duty
you know whats crazy
IVE LITERALLY NEVER GOTTEN JURRY BUT ONLY ONCE
rose kettle
i don't know if there's a mod but it seems like that could be difficult to imple...
No I found it a while ago i was playing a bunch of mods that made it like ltou it make neck bites almost instantly fatal like death in 15 seconds
queen moth
i always make some bullshit up for jury duty
wraith dust
and it was such a bitch to call someone and arrange a pardon
since i never got a new ID
queen moth
you had to call someone???
wraith dust
just kept my old cali ID that didn't expire
YUP
had to call
then i had to print a letter
then they never got said letter
candid patio
i'm 36 and i've ignored every jury duty letter i've ever received.
queen moth
i just snet an email and said "nah im busy"
wraith dust
had to mail again after calling so many times
quiet siren
floral fiber
wraith dust
thank god i dont live there anymore, bye bye hometown
tender igloo
i'm 36 and i've ignored every jury duty letter i've ever received.
lol the one time i did get summoned i waited until morning and they cancled it
burnt kite
like bro, just send the motherfucker to federal court
tender igloo
like bro i woke up early for that
burnt kite
why do we have to deal with this
wraith dust
FR LMFAO
candid patio
i tell myself if you don't respond then they don't have any proof that I received it so they can't charge me with ignoring it
tender igloo
tender igloo
i tell myself if you don't respond then they don't have any proof that I receive...
its actually really easy to get out of them lol
queen moth
i dont mind jury duty if im employed full time
candid patio
i tell myself if you don't respond then they don't have any proof that I receive...
but that's probably bs and theres warrants out for me iono
wraith dust
i dont mind jury duty if im employed full time
real
queen moth
cause in aus u get paid by the governemtn and ur job
tender igloo
"sorry i cant my dog depends on me"
queen moth
but i was casual at the time i got the letters
candid patio
thank god i dont live there anymore, bye bye hometown
i will move back to cali if it secedes from the union or if AOC becomes potus.
last spoke
cause in aus u get paid by the governemtn and ur job
But my job is in government 
tender igloo
i will move back to cali if it secedes from the union or if AOC becomes potus.
ew lol , i lived there most of my teen life and some of early 20s never again rofl
burnt kite
contract a disease
candid patio
But my job is in government <:ScarfCry:1296469666541080627>
do they know about you being multiple yous?
candid patio
ew lol , i lived there most of my teen life and some of early 20s never again ro...
dat weather tho
and the produce
and the mexican food
tender igloo
nah i like texas lol
candid patio
oh gross
tender igloo
people are nicer here
queen moth
yeehaw
burnt kite
guns guns
tender igloo
lol its kind of odd sometimes
last spoke
do they know about you being multiple yous?
No? Why would they?
burnt kite
idk, what if you have to make a passport for each one
tender igloo
venice beach is funny lol
candid patio
i don't vibe with the people or the politics in texas, at least outside of central houston and central austin
last spoke
idk, what if you have to make a passport for each one
That's not how that works.
The body is the legal entity
burnt kite
why isnt it possible
last spoke
One legal entity
tender igloo
i don't vibe with the people or the politics in texas, at least outside of centr...
i stay ignorant to that shit lol idc i got my own problems and just need to live
candid patio
No? Why would they?
iono, just curious
tender igloo
but theres so much food!!!
candid patio
the nicest time I had in texas was in el paso
burnt kite
last spoke
Why is there beans in a bowl on the plate of chips?
Why is the tomato sauce on the side?
queen moth
why not
candid patio
beans go in a bowl, homie... or they spill all over the place
last spoke
Why is the bowl there? Just put the beans on the plate
silver plank
Pelinal Whitestrake is the hero we need.
candid patio
so they don't get the crunchy things soggy
last spoke
Who even has beans with chips?
last spoke
Whoever that is is crazier than we are
burnt kite
Whoever that is is crazier than we are
the bri*ish
tall glen
burnt kite
not everyone here has beans here though
here here
candid patio
im central
there's not much there. i stayed at a really nice hotel, had a good breakfast at the hotel's restaurant, and left. was just passing through. A bit south east of there is some of my favorite desert landscapes i've seen. but they were great at the hotel, one of my favorite hotels i've ever been to
burnt kite
candid patio
a cute little moment at the hotel... i had been driving through texas for 12 hours and a really wanted a mexican glass bottle coke, and everywhere I went to didn't have them. but when i was checking into the hotel they had them on display and they were perfectly frosty and cold.
it was a sign of good times to come
eager tangle
What do I do now? I cleared the mall in Louisville I cleared West Point and military checkpoint
queen moth
win
candid patio
What do I do now? I cleared the mall in Louisville I cleared West Point and mili...
congratulations you won. this question feels more like a humblebrag.
eager tangle
congratulations you won. this question feels more like a humblebrag.
I’m not trying to brag
I’m getting bored but I don’t want to restart
And I can’t think of much to do
burnt kite
What do I do now? I cleared the mall in Louisville I cleared West Point and mili...
end it all
or go fishing
go out collecting rubber duckies
candid patio
but suggestions:
clear something else
level up some skill
retire the character and start a new run with harder settings
make a cool base at an interesting location
start collecting things... try to collect all the colors of rubber ducks, or all of the unique keychains, or every type of car in your favorite color that they spawn in, etc etc
burnt kite
find 20 hottiez mags
candid patio
they have different issues now
so find every issue and put them in a cardboard box
which is a very 1993 thing to do
burnt kite
the gooner box
eager tangle
but suggestions:
clear something else
level up some skill
retire the character a...
Oooh thank you
candid patio
"its for the articles!"
eager tangle
Any interesting places to clear to build at?
Currently I reside at military checkpoint point
burnt kite
so find every issue and put them in a cardboard box
i hope we are gonna be able to record tv programs, for xp gain that lowers each time you rewatch
or maybe just record tv programs
also a 93 thing to do
candid patio
that would be cool. there's a couple of home videos, being able to record over them would be a nice touch
queen moth
Who deleted my taped Sopranos episode
burnt kite
i never cared for the godfather
frosty tulip
Who deleted my taped Sopranos episode
Sorry, had to record the sports ball game
queen moth
i never cared for the godfather
how could you say that
eager tangle
Is it possible to clear every town in project zomboid
frosty tulip
how could you say that
Because it insists upon itself
eager tangle
"its for the articles!"
After everything I’ve down I still only have one sledgehammer
And it’s driving me crazy
candid patio
Is it possible to clear every town in project zomboid
it is
I like the added challenge of doing that with respawn off, and then building a wall around the town to prevent respawns from happening in the town
burnt kite
Is it possible to clear every town in project zomboid
with enough time and redbulls
yes
burnt kite
the only reason i preffer redbull above everything else is their stunts
candid patio
it is
I like the added challenge of doing that with respawn off, and then buildi...
i've never succeeded in this... just a few neighborhoods in rosewood
queen moth
they dont even know they make drinks
burnt kite
the only reason i preffer redbull above everything else is their stunts
they are sickass, and you cant say otherwise
oh yeah, we make drinks
queen moth
yeah i watch the stunts alot
frosty tulip
You guys gotta get on the tap water grindset smh
burnt kite
watch us shoot a railgun
candid patio
my wife is team sugar free redbull
for energy drinks I like 5 hour energy or non carbonated Celsius
burnt kite
watch us shoot a railgun
while our stuntman is attached to the rail by flex tape
last spoke
Red Bull is the animal that they get to piss into the can
eager tangle
it is
I like the added challenge of doing that with respawn off, and then buildi...
What’s a good zombie setting to make it challenging but not like world war z
candid patio
my favorite beverage is high quality black coffee, followed by filtered tap water from a place that has good tap water... like lake tahoe
queen moth
I got my girlfriend a 24 pack of redbull among other miscellaneous trinkets and all she brings up is the fucking red bull
for her birthday
actual crack addict
whole robin
You guys gotta get on the tap water grindset smh
ive been collecting empty bottles and cans on my looting runs and filling them all with tap water in my current zomboid file
might as well stockpile as much water as possible before the lines are cut
burnt kite
actual crack addict
candid patio
What’s a good zombie setting to make it challenging but not like world war z
i really like starting in winter with all of the food expired, and the power and water turned off from the start. also colder cold.
basically the 6 months later preset but i modified it a bit.
queen moth
crackbert
frosty tulip
ive been collecting empty bottles and cans on my looting runs and filling them a...
Hobo grindset, I respect it
burnt kite
pubert
queen moth
Bro likes the frostpunk start
eager tangle
i really like starting in winter with all of the food expired, and the power and...
That’s interesting I will try it on my next play through
frosty tulip
Bro likes the frostpunk start
But where are the child miners?
whole robin
Hobo grindset, I respect it
i have so much fucking water
frosty tulip
It can't be frostpunk without em
burnt kite
But where are the child miners?
sawdust soup
candid patio
That’s interesting I will try it on my next play through
to add to that, start underweight (i guess fast metabolism now) and do pillows random spawns.
queen moth
16 hour workdays child miners and sawdust soup for dinner
candid patio
it really draws out the early game phase of getting basic survival taken care of
queen moth
thats how you know youre doing things right
candid patio
which is my favorite part
and it has this dramatic sense of urgency
gotta find food or i'll lose too much weight
burnt kite
eat the zomboids
candid patio
LPT: You can use paper coffee filters to cover a bowl you are microwaving so the contents don't explode all over the microwave.
burnt kite
they can rexsplode?
queen moth
wheres rex
heavy ivy
child miners are for the weak
candid patio
they can rexsplode?
you've never had soup or beans make a big mess in your microwave?
heavy ivy
send them to the medical posts
also, don't use coal mines, two steam coal thumpers will see you through the entire New Home campaign
neat moat
Riley plays frostpunk hehe
heavy ivy
I spent 3 hours doing a new home run just now
neat moat
oh wait you're actually talking about frostpunk
heavy ivy
:P
queen moth
order is for sigmas
candid patio
i refunded frostpunk
neat moat
i refunded frostpunk
weak aura
last spoke
no
Microwave is the water wiggler.
It wiggles water
Put water in there and it's gonna get real wiggly
candid patio
it seemed fun but didn't quite scratch the itch i wanted it to
heavy ivy
faith or order?
faith
burnt kite
i refunded frostpunk
get this guy on the scaffold
queen moth
exile him
heavy ivy
das cool Slappy it's def a specific niche
neat moat
you mightve liked last autumn as it was a straight upgrade but it's a dlc so good call
queen moth
no resources either
heavy ivy
Frostpunk 2 is good as well but certainly different from Frostpunk 1
candid patio
i don't think i've gone a week of my life without making a big mess in the microwave
burnt kite
do you just not microwave things?
rarely
heavy ivy
fp1 is a city builder where its really fucking cold
fp2 is a political thriller where its really fucking cold
last spoke
heavy ivy
https://youtu.be/BW7EI8jpAwU?si=LJrVukW6mZRxiM5C
you should also listen to Shelter from the Storm and The Ark & the Tinderbox
last spoke
Fucken hate discord, just all of a sudden decided to ignore my reduce motion settings
I had to go and fucken turn it off and back on again
heavy ivy
eugh
candid patio
rarely
well yeah, things like beans or potatoes that have a lot of water inside will explode if you don't poke holes in them for steam ventilation.
microwaves are kinda crazy... you can cut a grape in half and put it in there for long enough and eventually it will start making plasma
heavy ivy
this is a fun one
https://youtu.be/mg79n_ndR68?si=bcA3Qwa_9F8ScgYO
candid patio
i'm scared
heavy ivy
it was less crazy than i thought
last spoke
Remember to don't put egg in microwave
candid patio
Remember to don't put egg in microwave
because of the smell?
last spoke
Do not put the water orb in the water wiggler
heavy ivy
last spoke
because of the smell?
No, because it'll actually just explode
The egg, that is
It'll be unpleasant
candid patio
Remember to don't put egg in microwave
oh... whole egg.
raven crane
Remember to don't put egg in microwave
candid patio
there's been products for making microwave scrambled eggs for years
burnt kite
this is a fun one
https://youtu.be/mg79n_ndR68?si=bcA3Qwa_9F8ScgYO
how is this guy not dead yet
candid patio
they taste and smell awful, but they aren't dangerous
heavy ivy
how is this guy not dead yet
because styropyro learns from him mistakes
last spoke
how is this guy not dead yet
Nah what about IDAT though
candid patio
this is a fun one
https://youtu.be/mg79n_ndR68?si=bcA3Qwa_9F8ScgYO
wait i'm watching this on mute why is there scorpions?
last spoke
Fuck the axe, he built a whole ass jet engine in his backyard
heavy ivy
oh yeah theres that too
burnt kite
average tuesday
last spoke
I typed Jet, why the FUCK did this phone decide that "key" clearly makes more sense???
Hate this fucken thing
heavy ivy
blows up phone with mind
last spoke
Like hrm, the user typed jet and then engine.
CUHLEARLY she meant "key" and not "Jet"
candid patio
jesus i love lentil soup so much...
i've only ever had it from a can
anyone ever make lentil soup?
i've always wanted to be a soup maker but it seems like so much work and my wife doesn't like soup so i never try
last spoke
turn auto correct off
Sometimes I use completion suggestions, but turning off autocorrect disables both functions simultaneously
raven crane
anyone ever make lentil soup?
I've made ham and lentil soup a couple times
toxic relic
anyone ever make lentil soup?
yes lmao
i didnt know it came from a can as well
lentil soup is peak working class winter meal
candid patio
i just want to throw a bunch of shit in a pot at the same time and come back later and have tasty soup
queen moth
buddy the crock pot exists
burnt kite
Sometimes I use completion suggestions, but turning off autocorrect disables bot...
im pretty sure you can disable these things separately on android
burnt kite
buddy the crock pot exists
the accursed apparatus
last spoke
All the more reason we're likely to switch when getting a new phone then
But while this one's fine, I'm not going to spend money on a new one
queen moth
my last iphone got ran over
candid patio
buddy the crock pot exists
i'm watching a video and it starts with chop and brown some onions in some oil
add some chopped other stuff a couple ingredients at a time, cook for a few more minutes each time you add stuff
then finally like 6 steps later its boil it for a while and you have soup
burnt kite
my last iphone blew the fuck up
queen moth
crock pots even easier
candid patio
i don't wanna do all that shit before the boil it and have soup
candid patio
aight ima get a crock pot
burnt kite
get an air fryer
candid patio
i have an airfryer
candid patio
you can't air fry soup fam
candid patio
its actually op
i had a little tiny one a long time ago and never used it, probably threw it away
candid patio
🇮🇹
last spoke
Wait I'd need to defrost the meat 
queen moth
6am 
candid patio
Wait I'd need to defrost the meat <:ScarfDesperation:1359094898195955763>
take bowl big enough to hold meat
fill bowl with warm water
put meat in bowl
fill drinking glass with warm water
put on top of meat in bowl
add more warm water as it cools off
magic defrosted meat in like 20 minutes
queen moth
microwave has defrost option you noob
candid patio
when you press that button it asks you a bunch of questions
queen moth
and i have defrosted meat
raven crane
get an air fryer
Air fryer soup 
neat moat
this is a fun one
https://youtu.be/mg79n_ndR68?si=bcA3Qwa_9F8ScgYO
what did the germ give to thr other germ
a microwave
candid patio
👋
burnt kite
you can't air fry soup fam
are you sure?
candid patio
are you sure?
I have a strong feeling that blowing hot air at a high velocity at a container of liquid will result in a mess
queen moth
Why is being an adult lowkey fire but sucks shit simultaneously
burnt kite
I have a strong feeling that blowing hot air at a high velocity at a container o...
are you sure?
candid patio
I guess you could wrap the bowl in foil and use the air fryer as an oven
but that doesn't really sound like it solves any problems
last spoke
Why is being an adult lowkey fire but sucks shit simultaneously
You can do whatever you want
After doing your chores :(
burnt kite
but that doesn't really sound like it solves any problems
just pour it all into the compartment
and heat
done
queen moth
pfft chores
heavy ivy
being an adult is cool but it would be better if i wasnt constrained to the fleshmech and could be a dragon both in soul and body
queen moth
you might be onto something
heavy ivy
no i am onto something, i do not lie
candid patio
my favorite thing about being an adult is controlling the thermostat in my home
tender igloo
being an adult is cool but it would be better if i wasnt constrained to the fles...
id tottally be a carrot
but with lazer abilities
queen moth
a carrot...?
heavy ivy
thats awesome puppers
neat moat
being an adult is cool but it would be better if i wasnt constrained to the fles...
becom mimic
tender igloo
A DONKEY
neat moat
Riley turn into donkey
heavy ivy
goodness no
last spoke
Donkey is prey animal
neat moat
heavy ivy
ideally id just be a perfect shapeshifter but barring that, derg
queen moth
looking in my fridge for food and its just white monster on every shelf
last spoke
Anything is prey animal if you're a dragon I guess
neat moat
goodness no
ok now you're just being an ass
last spoke
'Cept me 
heavy ivy
ok now you're just being an ass
i am being everything except an ass, said no to donkey smh
candid patio
if i knew how to survive off of foraging i'd love to be a hermit in the mountains... maybe even live deep enough in a cave that its a nice static temperature.
queen moth
Echidna
neat moat
i am being everything except an ass, said no to donkey smh
oh wait you got me there
burnt kite
Anything is prey animal if you're a dragon I guess
anything is prey animal if you have stick big enough to beat it
neat moat
atomic mural
do you need a role in order to post pictures?
heavy ivy
porcupine?
when your scales can plink off bullets a porcupine aint doin shit
tender igloo
if i knew how to survive off of foraging i'd love to be a hermit in the mountain...
like in quest for glory!
neat moat
when your scales can plink off bullets a porcupine aint doin shit
your mouth doesn't have scales though
queen moth
get talking chump
atomic mural
damn. was trying to show off my pathetic situation
neat moat
owchie
heavy ivy
flesh is much stronger all the same
atomic mural
how can i get the role?
neat moat
how can i get the role?
yap
raven crane
how can i get the role?
Talk
neat moat
lee
atomic mural
oh okay
im stuck so far into jefferson forest because i thought id find the road LOL
queen moth
you can do it in #1162438206516645948 without a level cap (?)
candid patio
like in quest for glory!
i used to live at the base of mt baldy and sometimes i'd hike up to a popular point where people take breaks at with some mugs, my aeropress kit, and some snacks, and I'd make weary travels a fresh coffee. i really liked that.
If I could just have a little cabin where I got to tend to weary travelers that would be nice
burnt kite
your mouth doesn't have scales though
flip it over and eat it like a kiwi, leaving only a shell of skin, fur and needles behind
tender igloo
with internet
neat moat
oh god
candid patio
with internet
internet would be nice but sometimes not having the internet is nice too
queen moth
flip it over and eat it like a kiwi, leaving only a shell of skin, fur and needl...
this deserves a timeout
burnt kite
this deserves a timeout
what did i do
tender igloo
internet would be nice but sometimes not having the internet is nice too
i need music!
raven crane
https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-20496920
candid patio
i bring my kindle on camping trips... battery lasts so damn long... and you can charge it with a tiny pocket solar panel... so that covers a lot of entertainment
chrome jetty
heavy ivy
kindle is awesome
candid patio
i need music!
a mountain hermit makes their own music
tender igloo
with birds
queen moth
you ever leave your kindle on a plane...
candid patio
kindle is awesome
it is one of my favorite devices I own.
raven crane
and i found like 20 kindles
neat moat
https://tenor.com/view/cat-flashbang-gif-25002731
hey lardfat, next time eat a salad
queen moth
no one ever called to claim them 😢
neat moat
boink!
raven crane
hey lardfat, next time eat a salad
candid patio
I have it loaded up with lots of classic literature and instructional books about farming and survival and mechanics and when i'm not using it, it lives in my bugout bag
quiet siren
heavy ivy
oooh thats awesome slappy
theyre pretty fucking durable too
mine lasted well over 5 years
frail shadow
im the weirdest of them all
i believe you
candid patio
mine lasted well over 5 years
man i feel like i've had mine a lot longer than that... yours just stopped working?
frail shadow
dude i was about to talk about my beetles
you guys wanna know about my beetles
they’re cool beetles
neat moat
yeah
frosty tulip
We talking about the Beatles?
frail shadow
they’re so fucking stupid im scared they’ll kill themselves
naive flicker
Hearing two cats fighting each other
candid patio
just pour it all into the compartment
okay so i used to have an air fryer that this would work on... but my new air fryer is designed more like a toaster oven
naive flicker
They're fuckin tweaking
frail shadow
apparently it’s common, if you don’t have enough stuff for them to hang onto they can flip over on their backs and kill themselves from exhaustion trying to get up
burnt kite
They're fuckin tweaking
wrrrrrRRRREEEEEEEEEEAOOOOOOOOOW
last spoke
Chat, important question
frail shadow
turtles help each other get up i think
last spoke
Penne or Fusilli
neat moat
Chat, important question
no
naive flicker
wrrrrrRRRREEEEEEEEEEAOOOOOOOOOW
Real 💔
neat moat
Penne or Fusilli
putini
burnt kite
Penne or Fusilli
fusili hands down
candid patio
throw all ingredients in
okay i just watched some gal make crock pot lentil soup and she literally just chucked it all in there
burnt kite
penne too basic
raven crane
wrrrrrRRRREEEEEEEEEEAOOOOOOOOOW
neat moat
idk what either of those are
candid patio
Penne or Fusilli
how much do you like sauce?
eager tangle
What r some good setting to make zombies challenging in this game without it being world war z
last spoke
how much do you like sauce?
Yea
burnt kite
fusili hands down
also, fusilli is better for getting stabbed with a fork
queen moth
okay i just watched some gal make crock pot lentil soup and she literally just c...
yeah its actually op
vital marten
What r some good setting to make zombies challenging in this game without it bei...
hemophobic trait coupled with high thirst
no need for insane world modifiers
queen moth
u just throw everything in and let it sit for a while
candid patio
alright now i need to find the best crockpot for lazy bastards
i really want the part where the food goes to be dishwasher safe
burnt kite
first we crock, then we pot
vital marten
alright now i need to find the best crockpot for lazy bastards
if it don't exist then your brain got a product I want
stone breach
Anyone know of a mod that gives you some sort of journal to write in?
candid patio
i have a silly belief that dishes aren't clean if they didn't get heat sanitized by the dishwasher
stone breach
Wanna have my character have their own story of sorts they're covering
last spoke
Anyone know of a mod that gives you some sort of journal to write in?
🟣No need for a mod, Journals (the item) are vanilla and functional
compact coral
Yeah I think you can write on empty notebooks despite I'd never used one
candid patio
For real?
there is a mod that lets you free hand draw on various paper items which you might find enjoyable to add to your story building
stone breach
I have that one i use it mostly for the map
candid patio
what's the difference between a slow cooker and just putting a pot on the stove on a low temperature? i have an electric stove
burnt kite
what's the difference between a slow cooker and just putting a pot on the stove ...
slow cooker is slower
duh
like, hours slower
queen moth
crock pots are made for long cosistant temperatures
i wouldnt leave something on the stove for 6+ hours
vital marten
I shaved my head and oh god
it's too early for this fellas 
My hairline is deadass running to Alaska
candid patio
I shaved my head and oh god
it's too early for this fellas <:despair:9029782127...
i don't understand
oh its too early for balding?
wooden moth
I shaved my head and oh god
it's too early for this fellas <:despair:9029782127...
but it feels great when you rub ur hands on ur scalp
heavy ivy
pot based foods my beloved
frosty tulip
I'm probably gonna go bald in a few years. Hasn't started yet but still
Right now I'm just a nightmare for hairdressers with how stupid thick my hair can get. Pretty much turns into a helmet every couple of months
candid patio
thick hair gang
frosty tulip
but it feels great when you rub ur hands on ur scalp
burnt kite
if you start balding, shave it off immediately
candid patio
i've had barbers tell me to not come back because my hair takes twice as long to cut as a normal person's
vital marten
i don't understand
oh its too early for balding?
I'm 21. I at least hoped to start balding at 24, not to be far gone enough to not want to go out without a ballcap
stone breach
Im just gonna shave it all off if i begin balding
vital marten
if you start balding, shave it off immediately
agreed, this might be my new "hairstyle"
dapper mortar
does rv interiors work for b42
wraith dust
No
queen moth
not yet
dapper mortar
unfortunate
wooden moth
i just shave my hair every couple months so i dont have to wash it
candid patio
I'm 21. I at least hoped to start balding at 24, not to be far gone enough to no...
21 is a pretty common age for it to start
I think if you work out a lot and take certain supplements it accelerates the problem
queen moth
i just shave my head every 5-6 months cause barbers are overpriced as fuck
candid patio
nice
burnt kite
i gently opened the door
dapper mortar
not true
wooden moth
i just shave my head every 5-6 months cause barbers are overpriced as fuck
yes so true
vital marten
21 is a pretty common age for it to start
I think if you work out a lot and take...
shame
candid patio
i just shave my head every 5-6 months cause barbers are overpriced as fuck
my wife doesn't like it when i buzz mine, but i've gotten pretty good at cutting it myself
dapper mortar
there is a generation of young hairstylists working in great clips across america giving 18$ cuts. they're not bad anymore even (at least in my case)
queen moth
i get barber price if im getting a style and a facial trim and style
but youre saying buzzing me costs 40$
lol no
5 minute job, 10 minutes max if you make it clean
ill just do it at home
burnt kite
i pay 70$ for my hairline to be lined up on a subatomic level
frosty tulip
Going bald is your body's way of telling you to save money on shampoo
dapper mortar
bro who charging you 40$
frosty tulip
A blessing in disguise
burnt kite
dapper mortar
shoot them
dapper mortar
im feeling sorrow for you man
the sun hates you, the animals, the enviornment
the BARBER hate yo ass too
dapper mortar
blud
queen moth
i log onto my computer and i get my daily weather warning severe heatwave inbound
dapper mortar
you lost a war to some overgrown hell chickens
dapper mortar
you got solar panels in that shit hole at least now?
queen moth
theyre cracked
dapper mortar
thats true
queen moth
theyre actually velociraptors
dapper mortar
two australian chads with mustaches vs 100 cracked out chickens on roids who wins
queen moth
the fucking chickens
burnt kite
two australian chads with mustaches vs 100 cracked out chickens on roids who win...
australian dudes obviously
queen moth
youd be wrong
queen moth
its 7am, im having drinks and writing emails to work while playing league of legends. i think this is where life peaks. then downfalls horrendously
dapper mortar
then like some years later the australians pulled a poland at gallipoli and redeemed themselves
vital marten
wonder how many times I'm gonna cut my head trying to shave it first time around 🤣
dapper mortar
league is the problem gang
vital marten
hopefully it's as smooth as it feels
dapper mortar
get healthy soon 🙏
queen moth
i havent played in weeks im so slack of everything
queen moth
i need the pain lowk
queen moth
too late im in ranked
my bag got stolen at work and i got taxed 1k
im craving torture
dapper mortar
disgusting
burnt kite
nah they lost horribly
not real australians then
queen moth
thats what all the women say
dapper mortar
thats what all the women say
quitting league will fix this
dapper mortar
maybe develop your frontal lobe
okay but are you arnold size yet
if u aint arnold dont talk 2 me
dapper mortar
got the desire to suffer through a league game not the desire to suffer to gains. think about that, stay hard.
tate school is crazy
candid patio
yall got me lookin at barbers
queen moth
holy typo
candid patio
and I found a shop with $12 haircuts 3km from my house
and i'm hella stoked about it
queen moth
ur funny lil plunga
candid patio
im fat and i'm old i aint walkin no 30km
i got gout damaged toes
every where i go it sounds like i'm walkin on bubblewrap
dapper mortar
ur funny lil plunga
bro inventing slurs
candid patio
queen moth
nothing wrong with bein a plunga
dapper mortar
bruh
stone breach
Heck is a plunger?
candid patio
lol
stone breach
Aside from the bathroom tool
burnt kite
nothing wrong with bein a plunga
plungers dont belong in gen chat
candid patio
plungers are welcome
frosty tulip
Nobody except for me is welcome
candid patio
tellin me to walk 30km and then tellin me to calm down aint as welcome
stone breach
Oh you mean people that aren't super experienced with the game
candid patio
lets all chill
burnt kite
Nobody except for me is welcome
real
burnt kite
Oh you mean people that aren't super experienced with the game
as in the server rank
candid patio
Oh you mean people that aren't super experienced with the game
just means people that are relatively new to the chat
stone breach
Oh okay
vital marten
we got a razor, by Monday I will embrace baldness
stone breach
I tend not to talk too much about the game as id prefer to be playing it tbh
vital marten
the what
queen moth
silly plungas
candid patio
where he has some mumble rap songs
but i can't tell what he's mumblin about
"fuckin a ho in a mercedes"
dapper mortar
your chain is wet like rabies?
homie I made that song at 15 years old
candid patio
lol how old are you now?
dapper mortar
why are you deep diving my profile rn because I made jokes about australia
considering the song is from 2020...
vital marten
why are you deep diving my profile rn because I made jokes about australia
you messed with the land down under
dapper mortar
you messed with the land down under
imma stand on it
dapper mortar
australia disstrack out soon
toxic relic
men plunder
queen moth
toxic relic
i fucking hype for that song
queen moth
fuck did i do
vital marten
yes
dapper mortar
also those streams are gonna reignite my stats for a week or two thanks dawg
vital marten
im getting harassed by some random fly
you smell tasty
candid patio
also those streams are gonna reignite my stats for a week or two thanks dawg
like... you're welcome. i'm not sure what that does for you but happy i could help
mystic wigeon
you smell tasty
i always knew that shampoo must've tasted good
queen moth
i hate it when we fight
toxic relic
YOOO
dapper mortar
like... you're welcome. i'm not sure what that does for you but happy i could he...
random traffic coming in from my link tree looks really good for the algorithm my shit finna get put back in playlists
toxic relic
bro free money
<@&671452400221159444>
watching fire island and cringing
its so real
i hate this
burnt kite
funny how in uk 29C is making headlines
last spoke
That's a relatively cool day here
candid patio
that's warm enough to cause heat strokes indoors if you are both not used to that weather and not equipped for it
dapper mortar
humidity was insane today where I am but the temp wasnt too high
toxic relic
temperature is relative
candid patio
how you doin today farty?
vital marten
funny how in uk 29C is making headlines
funny? if that made headlines I finally know of a (somewhat) livable place that isn't 37c 100 days out the year
candid patio
i'm good. got home from boston without any issue. crossing the border was painless.
toxic relic
sick
candid patio
what are you watching?
candid patio
i might have not declared some goods so i didn't have to pay customs and tariffs on them
shhh
burnt kite
That's a relatively cool day here
i remember there being 42C when i lived somewhere in Shitfuck, Poland
toxic relic
as you should
dapper mortar
i might have not declared some goods so i didn't have to pay customs and tariffs...
reported
better have that tele license
burnt kite
i remember there being 42C when i lived somewhere in Shitfuck, Poland
i dont know how, but im pretty sure it was 42C
candid patio
he asked if i was bringing anything back
i said snacks and toiletries
he didn't ask me anything else
burnt kite
of course, there is possibility of me being delusional
dapper mortar
he asked if i was bringing anything back
i said snacks and toiletries
he didn't ...
what about the loicense m8
candid patio
fire island
never heard of it. I find this score discrepancy to be interesting
toxic relic
nah mate its fire
stone breach
Decided to write a note and leave it on the table in my house as sort of a "If you're reading this i moved on long ago"
toxic relic
i dont trust tomato reviews tbh
stone breach
Fun
burnt kite
i dont trust reviews
candid patio
nah mate its fire
its in the name 😛
burnt kite
opinion is subjective
toxic relic
lmao its the name of the island
stone breach
I don't tend to trust reviews, As i know my opinion will always somewhat differ from others
neon bramble
you shouldn't but its neat to glance at what people think
toxic relic
i use letterboxd for that
dapper mortar
ngl I be giving everything good reviews I just enjoy stories
candid patio
i don't know if this is homophobic
I don't mean to be
but that movie looks a little too gay for me and my wife
toxic relic
HAHAH i dont expect you to watch
toxic relic
its just gay enough for me and my boyfriend
vital marten
🤣
burnt kite
stink? gay? absolutely no way
toxic relic
you probably wont understand the subtleties and references
frosty tulip
You can always trust my reviews. Everything that's bad is amazing, everything that's amazing is not recommended, complete shit
young kelp
dapper mortar
its just gay enough for me and my boyfriend
name checks out
hot grove
candid patio
its just gay enough for me and my boyfriend
i'm happy for you and I think its really cute that you have movie night with your man
burnt kite
pee break over
was it liquid
onyx igloo
oobleck
neon bramble
if I spend my afternoon hitting and getting hit by other men does that make me gay
burnt kite
if I spend my afternoon hitting and getting hit by other men does that make me g...
define hit
queen moth
hit
neon bramble
with sticks
burnt kite
thats absolutely straight
candid patio
i don't know if this is homophobic
I don't mean to be
but that movie looks a lit...
i'm glad this comment was well received. risky joke of the day
shut scroll
minecraft steve jug
vital marten
oh no oh god
floral fiber
karmic jetty
onyx igloo
split basin
Any of y’all know if filibuster rhymes used cars works in b42? It doesn’t show up in the mod list for me but I think it’s about him wanting to wait for unstable release to end.
split basin
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789106617407766548/1062044694378463262/...
King dedede
queen moth
king diddy???
onyx igloo
onyx igloo
blow up spy
thin wedge
yep
thin wedge
a story told in two parts
The most exciting vs saxton hale game
onyx igloo
blow up og galaxies
thin wedge
(the spies are just gonna cloak n dagger and hide while the boss caps)
onyx igloo
evil
onyx igloo
not explode
thin wedge
we are the french
onyx igloo
we are the french
blow up french
heavy ivy
john gunspy
neat moat
you what this team needs? 5 more snipers
neat moat
abort sean
onyx igloo
who sean
neat moat
seanmcgire
onyx igloo
poke ghoti with more spears
maybe
how about land of poke ghoti with spears
no
stop heart cramp
no it not
good plan
hasty thistle
seanmcgire
And who's that?
hasty thistle
And who's that?
Nevermind.
hasty thistle
That's... not what that means? Also, started out weirded out about the "abort sean" thing because it didn't ping correctly in my ASD brain. I thought it was a request for a medical procedure rather than a military type command to not do the thing because of not reading that name on the screen.
frozen mountain
Any difference between drinking coffee uncooked and cooked in pz?
onyx igloo
That's... not what that means? Also, started out weirded out about the "abort se...
im humorous
joke
hasty thistle
Any difference between drinking coffee uncooked and cooked in pz?
Uncooked doesn't give all the same benefits because it is the equivalent of chewing on coffee grounds.
hasty thistle
Cooked coffee allows for adding things to increase unhappiness reduction and doesn't increase unhappiness, but eating coffee grounds increases unhappiness.
heavy ivy
onyx igloo
shiny
heavy ivy
Spoken like a true Australium.
i honestly didn't even think of that but it makes it even better
last spoke
It's more'va "Knyfe"
heavy ivy
oh ok
neat moat
machetes in general are good
onyx igloo
feet under the curtain
last spoke
W change
candid patio
Spoken like a true Australium.
how ya doin, you old wizard?
hasty thistle
Pretty awesome. Only working half days this week because lighter volume this week at my hub and nobody on vacation on my first half, so I was offered my first half off all week and I took it.
candid patio
Pretty awesome. Only working half days this week because lighter volume this wee...
that sounds lovely
hasty thistle
that sounds lovely
It's like half a vacation!
candid patio
i remember minimum days in grade school always felt super refreshing
its sad that they don't carry on throughout life
hasty thistle
Well, apparently they can if you work for a company that incentivizes their supervisors for "production numbers" meaning they want to do the job with the minimum number of staff on the clock.
hasty thistle
Usually that means having everyone come in and then offering cuts as soon as the initial surge of volume comes through... but this week my supervisor decided to be proactive and offer a few of us that are higher seniority the week off for that half of our shift.
chrome jetty
kapow
onyx igloo
badabang
hasty thistle
sounds like its run better than a lot of places i've worked at
UPS is both better run than a lot of places, but also shittier run. For example, they prioritize maintenance in weird ways. It took them 3 months to fix something that was actually an injury hazard... and so far it has been 3 months that they haven't fixed a leak in the roof that causes it to rain indoors when it is raining outside... right where I work on my second half. I'm dodging drips from the ceiling while sorting packages.
onyx igloo
yes
candid patio
UPS is both better run than a lot of places, but also shittier run. For example,...
oof. that's not great.
stay safe out there 🙂
hasty thistle
stay safe out there 🙂
It's less staying safe and more staying un-gross... because the water dripping from the ceiling is brown. It may be rust. It may be dirt. There may also be bird/squirrel shit in that water. Who fucking knows?
onyx igloo
radioactive
hasty thistle
Last week their solution was to have a porter (glorified janitor/custodian) mop up the water and put a few buckets to catch the drips.... but we're slinging packages and I accidentally clipped one of the buckets at one point and it tipped over, pouring water everywhere. Thankfully it didn't go down all over a bunch of packages and my coworker, just under what we call "the boxline", which is a glorified conveyor system that we sort into.
candid patio
i'm pretty stoked rn... I just found out the 24/7 bodega an 800ft walk from my apartment lobby is actually a proper grocery store with good prices and good quality products. I was expecting it to be a shitty liquor store with year old dusty shelf stable packaged goods
fresh produce, big dairy selection, frozen foods, big kombucha selection, fresh baked onsite bread, the works
candid patio
Last week their solution was to have a porter (glorified janitor/custodian) mop ...
oh no
toxic relic
that was a good movie
hasty thistle
i'm pretty stoked rn... I just found out the 24/7 bodega an 800ft walk from my a...
I was picturing the bodega from Half Baked.
last spoke
Did anyone else get a really weird long message in their message requests?
candid patio
I was picturing the bodega from Half Baked.
man i haven't seen that movie in a minute
funny you reference that, because i'm in canada, and before i went to the bodega, i went to the weed store!
which is right next door
candid patio
Did anyone else get a really weird long message in their message requests?
not that i'm aware of
candid patio
that was a good movie
yay!
hasty thistle
Did anyone else get a really weird long message in their message requests?
Uh... don't think so?
last spoke
Weird, mutual servers were here and vintange story
Esmund got the same message from the same user too, so I was wondering if maybe more people got it from here
hasty thistle
funny you reference that, because i'm in canada, and before i went to the bodega...
A comedian I really like, Gabriel Ruttledge, who's older than I am and a lot of his comedy comes from talking about getting to the age he is... caught a clip from him not long ago talking about how even though he lives in Oregon where weed is legal, he's still not used to customer service with his weed. Added he's still gonna go out back and hide behind the dumpster behind the weed store to smoke it, because that makes you more high. That's science!
hasty thistle
Esmund got the same message from the same user too, so I was wondering if maybe ...
Do you have other servers in common?
last spoke
Weird, mutual servers were here and vintange story
^
hasty thistle
Oh, wasn't aware "vintange story" was a server. That didn't parse in my brain correctly.
last spoke
Good game, definitely recommend
hasty thistle
Oh, and it's "vintage story" according to the googles. That might have contributed to it not parsing correctly for me.
last spoke
Ah, fat finger on my part
stiff geyser
Esmund got the same message from the same user too, so I was wondering if maybe ...
Probably gas
last spoke
Whoopsies
last spoke
Probably gas
That was my kneejerk reaction
heavy ivy
fossoil better
last spoke
Thing is, I don't think gas has any reason to pester Esmund, no more now than previously anyway
hasty thistle
Ruby Gas, my beloved!
stiff geyser
GAS is better smh
hasty thistle
GAS gas. Is that just in B42? I don't recognize that one.
...or is it from a map mod?
last spoke
🟣Hold on- is that- moment.
stiff geyser
It has been around since B41, but it was on the edge of the map
West of Riverside
West of that place, void
candid patio
GAS gas. Is that just in B42? I don't recognize that one.
gas is old
stiff geyser
Now its on the way to Brandenburg
hasty thistle
Oh!!! That place.
hasty thistle
Or in B41, on the way to the hunting supply shop on the west end.
last spoke
🟣Found it
stiff geyser
We should play pz geoguesser frfr
icy vigil
Milk+donuts
10/10
stiff geyser
🟣Found it
Use the B42 map smh
https://b42map.com/
candid patio
how bout 1 person posts a spot, and the first person to guess it gets to post the next spot?
last spoke
🟣aah Mrp's barely touched B42
heavy ivy
It's a lot more stable than it was on unstable first launch
candid patio
🟣aah Mrp's barely touched B42
there's so many pop culture references!
last spoke
🟣Mrp's been meaning to and has been keeping on top of patch notes, just... bleh
stiff geyser
Wtf is this building tho?
heavy ivy
thats fair
last spoke
Wtf is this building tho?
🟣Are we starting with that?
heavy ivy
Wtf is this building tho?
private restaurant or somethin?
stiff geyser
I am obsessed with PZ mapping and that building makes me uneasy :D
candid patio
Wtf is this building tho?
that hunting lodge is crucial to my patented strat for cheesing a military bag (and some other stuff).
toxic relic
we watched it. it was interesting.
last spoke
🟣Here's an easy enough starting point, Hopefully 
heavy ivy
silly :3
stiff geyser
that hunting lodge is crucial to my patented strat for cheesing a military bag (...
I can't go there
heavy ivy
stiff geyser
Wanna know what I hate about that building???? Look like a social place, hunting lodge or something like you said
But it has no bathroom
heavy ivy
ooh thats evil
stiff geyser
It has bedrooms on the second floors and two of those bedrooms are connected to bathrooms
But the common areas have no bathroom
last spoke
But it has no bathroom
🟣Second floor- oh
candid patio
Wtf is this building tho?
step 1. go there. bring some nails.
step 2. forage lots of wood in the woods
step 3. get lots of weapons
step 4. go to the edge the river and follow it down to the military fence
step 5. Build a tiny bridge around the fence
step 6. there's a way to build the bridge that you can smack down a couple hundred zeds from complete safety, using tree branches / short bats / anything
stiff geyser
You have this place with a bar and a restaurant, and the only two bathrooms are in the rooms??????
Am I going insane???
last spoke
🟣Mrp loves how visible the cell grid is here
heavy ivy
:3c
last spoke
🟣Here's an easy enough starting point, Hopefully <:MrpDevious:13653890872254178...
🟣So, any guesses?
heavy ivy
is mrp on b42 or b41 map? or is that part of the game?
last spoke
🟣The grid look? That's on the B42 map website
stiff geyser
🟣So, any guesses?
I'm looking
heavy ivy
ah sorry, as in guessing where the building is
last spoke
🟣Oh, also on the B42 map
heavy ivy
i don't know where it is from a glance but i bet i can find it
stiff geyser
🟣Here's an easy enough starting point, Hopefully <:MrpDevious:13653890872254178...
Got it
It was in penis lake
hasty thistle
I've been looking.
last spoke
🟣C'mon, Mrp picked the spot. of course it was in Fallas lake
narrow rune
Heya guys
last spoke
hasty thistle
Oh, ffs. With you saying it was on B42 map I assumed it was in a location new to B42, not somewhere we already had access to!
stiff geyser
Oh, ffs. With you saying it was on B42 map I assumed it was in a location new to...
Penis lake had a few changes in b42 tho
hasty thistle
Penis lake had a few changes in b42 tho
That wasn't one of them. 😛
I just double checked.
vital marten
benis lake
last spoke
🟣True! They added Roof Access to Farming & Rural Supply!
narrow rune
I just double checked.
Hi visimsismnvisivmsismvis
heavy ivy
lake my beloved
icy vigil
Ham & eggs
10/10
hasty thistle
Hi visimsismnvisivmsismvis
vital marten
Ham & eggs
10/10
ham inside eggs?
narrow rune
🟣True! They added Roof Access to Farming & Rural Supply!
That would be fun to live on the roof of
icy vigil
ham inside eggs?
That would be good too
hasty thistle
ham inside eggs?
You mean an omelet?
heavy ivy
i wanna know what the technical reason for roof farming being performance intensive, cause it was a specific vibe i loved in b41
heavy ivy
devs make zombo, silly
stiff geyser
I was gonig to troll y'all with the zomboid geoguesser but the devs changed it for b42 lmao
narrow rune
i wanna know what the technical reason for roof farming being performance intens...
My friend made a farm on the roof of a skyscraper in Raven creek it was fun