i dont live in england!
#general_chat
toxic relic
haha
restive pollen
Sit in one of the seats facing the tv in the dining section
Hopefully you’ll get the one
harsh vault
im losin my mind here
harsh vault
ouh
restive pollen
Tis
harsh vault
well
restive pollen
It’s got a very famous maccas
harsh vault
i dunno my uk knowledge all that well
restive pollen
Everyone should visit at some point in their lives
harsh vault
i know its heritage, but like, bleh
if i had a chance to go to a country
it would be ukraine
toxic relic
It’s got a very famous maccas
harsh vault
i need to go cheeki breeki in chernobyl
toxic relic
1% of the server will get that joke
eager tangle
I cleared the military checkpoint and now have enough guns and ammo for a small army now what?
Need smth challenging
toxic relic
Need smth challenging
go find your dad
restive pollen
1% of the server will get that joke
At least one person did 😭🙏
toxic relic
thats should be challenging pyro
karmic jetty
guh took me a few centuries too submit all le paperwork
karmic jetty
hell must've frozen over
im gettin old 👴
toxic relic
being productive
toxic relic
im gettin old 👴
karmic jetty
i wanna draw today hmmm
toxic relic
Already found
find your self worth
harsh vault
stink, should i drink water or special water
harsh vault
ye but i want you to have a say
toxic relic
water
harsh vault
im Indecisive
toxic relic
drink water
karmic jetty
dont drink
harsh vault
suits you
karmic jetty
100% of ppl who drink woter will die
harsh vault
cdda reference
harsh vault
100% of ppl who drink woter will die
i have a theory
water is a deadly chemical that takes 80 years to kill us, and sadly, our body needs that, so what if, we dont drink water
okay this is stupid
maybe i should drink water and not be tired
toxic relic
toxic relic
water is a deadly chemical that takes 80 years to kill us, and sadly, our body n...
people live to 100+ drinking water
if that was correct then would there not be more consistent data
harsh vault
i guess am not smart enough
toxic relic
you'd see the affects upon death and that would lead to 'natural death of old age' including 'as well as from the affects of water oxidisation'
what about marine animals
greensharks? glass coral?
live to 300+ or 15000+ years
karmic jetty
🤓
toxic relic
in water
karmic jetty
fish isnt real
frosty tulip
perfect for your dental health too
toxic relic
it's better for you anyway
you know doctors used to say that
i remember my old gp when i was a boy telling me to drink flat coke for my indigestion
young kelp
Arhonexus map part 2 new base
toxic relic
didnt work
frosty tulip
ye I'm trying to bring that stuff back u kno, make healthcare more interesting
toxic relic
HAHAH
frosty tulip
I suggest smoking some cigs to fix that sore throat
harsh vault
okay im back
toxic relic
we need excitement in the healthcare industry
young kelp
toxic relic
make all surgery include irl skill checks
frosty tulip
A pregnant woman suffering from morning sickness? I'll prescribe some thalidomide
works like a charm
harsh vault
ur telling me if im pregnant i get a free queen concert?
frosty tulip
The goal is to become the Anti-Dr House
karmic jetty
mouse bites
frosty tulip
I'm not a complete asshole but none of my procedures work at all
rat bites instead
all of my patients die during each episode.
therefore meaning I cured them.
frosty tulip
that owns a house
karmic jetty
medical malpractice
frosty tulip
ok floofie imagine the stupid generic "loose cannon" character in some shit cop tv show
now use that for a doctor instead
and there ya go
toxic relic
house is benedict cucumber's sherlock holmes but in a medical setting
harsh vault
and they made an entire show outta him?
frosty tulip
"I don't agree with his methods but by god, he gets results."
harsh vault
sounds uh, like a millennial fever dream, no offense
karmic jetty
this vexes me
frosty tulip
we'll have to prescribe you with some mouse bites floofie
harsh vault
again?
frosty tulip
yes.
harsh vault
:c
karmic jetty
toxic relic
rat bites instead
leeches
tall glen
you ever buy and cook some food cause you need to teach yourself to like it
toxic relic
leeches are still used thouhg
tall glen
nope still dont like liver
frosty tulip
leeches
ye I'm trying to bring back being against the germ theory in the healthcare industry.
toxic relic
didnt they use those for dentists or something
no afaik, it was for blood letting-which was essentially marketed as a cure all
frosty tulip
washing your hands before surgery? Fucking stupid, could u imagine
toxic relic
they used it in accordance to the humors theory of old european medicine
burnt kite
that's when it was peak
why
harsh vault
where are leeches used nowadays?
young kelp
you ever buy and cook some food cause you need to teach yourself to like it
I did that with shawarma, made me no longer gag when I eat cucumbers, they taste weird
toxic relic
where are leeches used nowadays?
specific situations
harsh vault
like what?!
young kelp
too much blood clot
harsh vault
in situations where you cant get proper treatment?
harsh vault
too much blood clot
just move more often 
toxic relic
like what?!
blood draining for pooled up blood
burnt kite
too much shit idiot brain fungus
young kelp
their spit has something that prevents blood from clotting no?
burnt kite
"bee sting therapy" shit
just an excuse to kill bees
harsh vault
do the leeches get paid for their work
young kelp
they get fed
burnt kite
throwm into a heap of salt
toxic relic
do the leeches get paid for their work
nope lol
young kelp
throwm into a heap of salt
season them first, batter them up, fry, and crunch
tall glen
dog food tasters make 150k a year
toxic relic
i dislike the appropriation of that phrase but i agree with the sentiment
burnt kite
tall glen
that could be you floofy
burnt kite
leech lives matter
llm
young kelp
mlm
burnt kite
mnm
burnt kite
mm...food
burnt kite
she rim my world till i Self-tamed: Thrumbo
young kelp
harsh vault
@tall glen i searched it up, its not here in my area
loud pumice
No
pure shadow
When are monthly blog updates coming back? Kinda crazy we haven't had one all year when they used to be weekly...
last spoke
🟣They're focusing manpower into the game itself, a blogpost would just be same old "Things are chugging along but we can't get into details yet" at this point
hexed juniper
why can't i clean the broken glass from the window
obsidian oar
why can't i clean the broken glass from the window
Dive through, it'll self-clean...
oblique stream
why can't i clean the broken glass from the window
You need anything in your hand
obsidian oar
why can't i clean the broken glass from the window
Hold something in your hand and right click the window and "remove broken glass"
hexed juniper
Okay, I will try.
toxic hawk
bones
patent pine
is this game going to go on sale soon? i want to buy the 4 copy pack but i might regret it if theres going to be a sale soon
quasi slate
is this game going to go on sale soon? i want to buy the 4 copy pack but i might...
probably summer sale
you can keep an eye out on humble bundle in case they do a sale there sooner
patent pine
you can keep an eye out on humble bundle in case they do a sale there sooner
oh wow really? when is the humble bundle?
quasi slate
no clue thats why i said keep an eye out
quasi slate
idk if GOG does sales but if you have beef with DRM you can also buy the game there and "own" it until the devs decide to release a physical disc so you can actually own the game
last spoke
Or burn a DRM free copy onto a disc yourself
surreal mirage
Humble has good shit sometimes
quasi slate
hyena spawn pls i need leather pls
tulip socket
what do you guys think of my unabomber cosplay? #1367419071091441755
thorny dove
Thx
hidden spruce
what do you guys think of my unabomber cosplay? <#1367419071091441755>
NO WAY , VLC MEDIAPLAYER
livid notch
https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493
mellow whale
Hey All, bit of an odd question but I was looking to start a solo PZ run. I've played the game a bit before (35 hours) . I was wondering if anyone could suggest some QoL mods and maybe some vanilla+ stuff to (increased car modding, balanced weapon/armour packs etc.) ?
For context, what I am looking for is something adds cool features to the game, while not breaking the difficulty i.e. I can run around with a million guns and kill all of louisville
frozen ember
For context, what I am looking for is something adds cool features to the game, ...
#pz_b42_chat #pz_b41_chat you miht get some more accurate answers there
but if your looking for guns i havent played inawhile but off the top of my head..
Britas is probably the most expansive pack with like hundreds of new weapons + ammo types + attachments for your weapons
Firearms 41 is a light pack with mostly minor gun changes to a close vanilla feel
and i forgor the 3rd biggest pack sorry
livid notch
obsidian oar
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1134241038379257927.webp?size=96&animated=true
Kinda looks like that cat you’re always posting. They could be cat cousins. 😏🤣
surreal mirage
Stand ready for my gummy worm arrival
tall glen
tall glen
unreal 5 released on may 2020
nobody noticed
is eating german musli
man this is german
meusli
muesli
ach tung
chrome jetty
quasi slate
damn they added a jet to the crew motorfest lol
distant sphinx
Do you guys know about a mod or setting which makes it so my character doesn't become incapacitated as soon as he receives a sratch?
I had my dude scratch his arm while jumping a wooden fence and apparently it caused a wound so severe he couldn't properly swing his weapon anymore and took 3x longer to kill zombies. And I must have severed some muscles or tendons because after gulping down some painkillers the symptoms remained.
neat moat
burnt kite
Do you guys know about a mod or setting which makes it so my character doesn't b...
i think thats just rngesus smiting you down
distant sphinx
i think thats just rngesus smiting you down
Yes, getting the scratches despite being full endurance and normal weight in the first place.
But no matter how I got them, a scratch in the arms significantly reduces your meele and a scratch in the legs makes you barely faster than the zombies. A scratch. 😄
Half the time when I scratch myself I don't even notice until I randomly touch the spot. My immersion is ruined. xD
neat moat
clown dont encourage the plungies
hidden spruce
neat moat
they dont know any better
icy vigil
Devs actually employ the concept of inconvenient realism
If its fun it doesnt matter if its realistic or not
The devs will do the opposite
frozen ember
Disclaimer I'm not autistic. But the eyes are
ur not acoustic?
icy vigil
Immersion isnt their goal
neat moat
Jaime is even more boring
distant sphinx
If its fun it doesnt matter if its realistic or not
Yes. For me realism, immersion and fun go hand in hand.
floral fiber
ur not acoustic?
icy vigil
Because you think its fun the devs havr removed that feature completely
Too bad
Devs hate fun
Case in point: muscle strain, loot reduction over time, etc.
floral fiber
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1009853226025242675.webp?size=48
Ew French
icy vigil
"But m-muh sandbox"
floral fiber
young kelp
stable gulch
Tu veux te battre gare du Nord ?
stable gulch
Moi je t’attends, gare du Nord, frère.
hidden spruce
keep it english bud
icy vigil
Nord?
stable gulch
it was for the fun.
young kelp
NORD VPN!
stable gulch
north
icy vigil
keep it english bud
Wym thats perfect english
hidden spruce
Wym thats perfect english
ye ye it's french
stable gulch
«Problem bro ? Wanna fight at the North train station ?»
(translated)
(a french meme)
icy vigil
English meme
young kelp
ye ye it's french
French is the country, Baguette is the language
hidden spruce
«Problem bro ? Wanna fight at the North train station ?»
wanna fight in Egypt tunnels under the pyrimds ;)
stable gulch
wanna fight in Egypt tunnels under the pyrimds ;)
ok, when
hidden spruce
and he never showed up from then
stable gulch
wait, i forgot me whity flaggy
young kelp
might as well make storage in the water
slender snow
is multiplayer a thing in linux?
young kelp
so that they decay quickly
stable gulch
yeahç
hidden spruce
is multiplayer a thing in linux?
why use linux
slender snow
is multiplayer a thing in linux?
i've read somewhere that it didn't work
stable gulch
java… it’s multiplatform and works pretty well.
slender snow
<:mercenary_smile:1335950335822401578> why use linux
because i hate windows
limits my creativity
young kelp
letter keys were slowly dying, first I noticed was F1, F2, and F3
stable gulch
uh ?
hidden spruce
because i hate windows
I just fear to get another heart attack because of stress so i use windows because simple instead of using the console to type "Sudo" every 92359293 milisecond
stable gulch
not software issue, i think, sounds weird.
slender snow
bro had a knox event on his keyboard
young kelp
slowly every key in that area broke 1 by 1
stable gulch
<:unhappy:721361533636182047> I just fear to get another heart attack because of...
sudo is for the weak
su - your way.
or worst case, su -c "command"
hidden spruce
RAGHHHHHHHHHHHH stop reminding me
stable gulch
@slender snow it works nonetheless, have a bug about keyboard layout
ping me if you have this
young kelp
It was g-tting annoying to typ- lik- this sinc- th- l-tt-r - was brok-n
stable gulch
wasted hours to find the tricks lol.
stable gulch
BÉPO Latin-9, but I have to run steam in BÉPO AFNOR to keep having some keys as escape
frozen ember
hidden spruce
bro died
frozen ember
indeed a gmod moment
karmic jetty
guh head dizzy
toxic hawk
ur not acoustic?
No I am actually accustomed
frozen ember
guh head dizzy
guh drink wota'h
karmic jetty
frozen ember
dizzy to what
icy vigil
Water isnt always your friend
mystic wigeon
oh no its may already
icy vigil
Why would may do this
floral fiber
I hate summer
naive flicker
https://tenor.com/view/cat-on-fire-sitting-edited-on-fire-fire-gif-17645117
Real
fair yacht
Gawr... :(
stone meadow
itsa me, leon
surreal mirage
Leon help
stone meadow
who
karmic jetty
it must be all in le head
floral fiber
stone meadow
there was never a frogski
floral fiber
Which Lokiel is real
stone meadow
this one obvs
polar kernel
severe agate
stone meadow
naive flicker
Autumn and spring lowkey ftw
I mean it's spring rn but it's summer weather smh
I'm also probably biased because I'm sensitive to hot weather
Though many people have claimed that summer in Germany sucks
mystic wigeon
naive flicker
🗣️
stone meadow
I'm also probably biased because I'm sensitive to hot weather
summer is my favourite season
naive flicker
summer is my favourite season
stone meadow
my seasonal depression leaves me in the summer
rigid acorn
Hello
naive flicker
Seasonal depression leaves in spring, then i get seasonal anger and despair because of the hot weather
rigid acorn
Seasonal depression leaves in spring, then i get seasonal anger and despair beca...
It is NOT that hot
naive flicker
It is NOT that hot
It is
stone meadow
i love the sun
naive flicker
The sun is a deadly laser
stone meadow
gives me a nice tan and gives me an excuse to day drink
weak harness
The cursor is not being shown in the game lobby, does anyone know how to solve this problem?
naive flicker
I only got tanned last summer because I was working outside
Man i love just sitting at my desk with a nice fan blowing air right into my face
stone meadow
i just tan easily
frozen ember
you got some sexy tanlines then crusader? 😏 😘
naive flicker
Anyway imma take a shower
naive flicker
you got some sexy tanlines then crusader? 😏 😘
Nah, wouldn't call em sexy
I think my eyes are though
Not in terms of performance but in terms of looks
Performance wise they're ASS
There's a reason why I wear glasses
Anyway now imma go for a while
severe agate
It is NOT that hot
Relative
frozen ember
bi bye
severe agate
Here its like 40 degrees
naive flicker
rigid acorn
its 25 here today
It is not that hot actually
stone meadow
its hot for the uk
rigid acorn
I'm wearing an overshirt and I'm fine
rigid acorn
its hot *for the uk*
I'm from the UK
stone meadow
yeah and usually its below 20 for most of the year
then we get 25-30-40 for like 2 weeks
rigid acorn
Yeah lol
polar kernel
br*tish 😔
naive flicker
Okay showers are nicer when it's hot outside
That's one of the very few good things about summer
That felt NICE
😩
fair yacht
:3
warm atlas
greetings
naive flicker
Yo
fair yacht
Solaris!
north moat
yo im new to this game, any1 wanna play with me?
burnt kite
im going to shit in a window
stable gulch
yo im new to this game, any1 wanna play with me?
#1019737819981283459 might help yah :)
hello
north moat
<#1019737819981283459> might help yah :)
thanks
half kettle
Vrokytomathene
dim cloak
quasi slate
Game files are verified, House. It has to be the drivers
surreal mirage
severe agate
surreal mirage
Dr chuddy
toxic hawk
It's a missing texture
It's never a missing texture
vital marten
Working in someone’s house hungover is officially the worst experience of the year yet 🤣
Work with me stomach
random carbon
floral fiber
It's a missing texture
It's never a missing texture
frail shadow
boiled cabbage is good
twin bear
im going to shit in a window
What is this game? Poker of some sort I see
frozen ember
boiled cabbage is good
time for dinnna
gonna cook up pasta the lionfield way wish me luck lads
karmic jetty
she was written off bcs toriyama forgor she existed
dim cloak
she was written off bcs toriyama forgor she existed
sad she was forgotten. she could've killed Cell single-handedly
burnt kite
What is this game? Poker of some sort I see
its poker but complex
vital marten
Guns in anime always so funny
burnt kite
Guns in anime always so funny
they are either ultra detailed
or a generic pew pew box
twin bear
its poker but complex
So it's similar to ultimate chess or is it not as crazy with the mechanics?
vital marten
Guns in anime always so funny
Makes me think about stuff like this https://youtu.be/rloNvQ0diwE?si=uKMI-tY3RoESG1JE
burnt kite
So it's similar to ultimate chess or is it not as crazy with the mechanics?
idk about ultimate chess, im gonna look at it
burnt kite
So it's similar to ultimate chess or is it not as crazy with the mechanics?
i searched it up, and it only shows me regular chess
summer elk
Indie stone locked tf in rn
no devblogs, just patch after patch, based
its nearly been a month since the last patch, i feel something big on the horizon
vital marten
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/699794794364272714/1313275160874323968/cr...
Voodoo
burnt kite
karmic jetty
onyx igloo
https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-locked-in-arnold-schwarzenegger-schwarzenegger-te...
aha i knew i'd see arnold today
burnt kite
arnol
stable gulch
looks like an arcade station
naive flicker
is this ur kitchen?
stable gulch
not an oven
naive flicker
How did bro get a pic of my oven
floral fiber
is this ur kitchen?
Too clean
frozen ember
yes i am in ur wals
floral fiber
yes i am in ur wals
onyx igloo
yes i am in ur wals
try being in his walls while im commiting arson how about that
burnt kite
like in Mandela catalog.
the alternate when i touch it inappropriately
stable gulch
severe agate
https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-8611934285653790303
burnt kite
but actually i wonder now
what happens if i touch an overdriven alternate
like, the ugly ones
will my hands fall off?
stable gulch
https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-gif-9875677717...
i do not display them on my discord, that should be that, dunno.
and don't care lol
onyx igloo
burnt kite
yee yee ass haircut
burnt kite
onyx igloo
ornate radish
Guns in anime always so funny
burnt kite
what deck should i play chat
stable gulch
define deck
twin bear
It's chess but with pieces that have abilities and stuff, maybe that isn't the name but it's on yt
burnt kite
define deck
in balatro
burnt kite
It's chess but with pieces that have abilities and stuff, maybe that isn't the n...
spell chess?
candid patio
spell chess?
c-h-e-s-s
onyx igloo
burnt kite
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/974312495554646096/1340012162822705252/16...
is that red faction gorilla
guerilla
stable gulch
«gorilla warfare»
onyx igloo
red faction gorilla
onyx igloo
100 humans vs 1 gorilla
severe agate
Gorilla next question
burnt kite
gorilla win
candid patio
Kouign-amann.
burnt kite
snaps the humans in half like a glowstick
stable gulch
add Mortal Kombat voicing
burnt kite
junior vale
I feel like the only way humans win is if they can improvise weapons
onyx igloo
is it a propane grilla or a charcoal grilla
burnt kite
propane
stable gulch
I feel like the only way humans win is if they can improvise weapons
a gun is simply a very sophiscated improvised weapon.
burnt kite
gifted by hank hill himself
candid patio
La bretagne
I have never been to europe but my fat ass will go to Brittany and indulge on the finest pastries known to man long before I will go to Paris.
stable gulch
I have never been to europe but my fat ass will go to Brittany and indulge on th...
do not go to paris man
there is paris peoples.
i'm leaving near, it's not the best place in france :D
burnt kite
I have never been to europe but my fat ass will go to Brittany and indulge on th...
you are not gonna leave paris alive
floral fiber
I have never been to europe but my fat ass will go to Brittany and indulge on th...
Beaten to death on a bus
stable gulch
under a bus*
candid patio
That's what I've heard. I'm trying to convince my wife that we don't want to go to Paris but she has to see it for herself.
floral fiber
mugged and kidney harvested
Jokes on them you can't harvest what I don't have
onyx igloo
That's what I've heard. I'm trying to convince my wife that we don't want to go ...
show her a video of paris
i guess
candid patio
show her a video of paris
she's netflix pilled by the show "emily in paris"
stable gulch
That's what I've heard. I'm trying to convince my wife that we don't want to go ...
there is nice place and moment sure.
but some part is shit as well
floral fiber
she's netflix pilled by the show "emily in paris"
onyx igloo
she's netflix pilled by the show "emily in paris"
atleast visit the french countryside
stable gulch
it cost a lot, many peoples, cars, odors.
onyx igloo
if your gonna go to france
stable gulch
or some big nice city, as Nantes
Nantes is very nice for example, a mini-Paris with more space and less peoples.
stable gulch
and more affordable
onyx igloo
im not sure its the same as the french countryside my grandpa saw, but anything's better than paris lmao
candid patio
or some big nice city, as Nantes
I'm embarrassed to say I've never heard of Nantes. It looks lovely, though.
burnt kite
all countries should team up to delete paris
stable gulch
I'm embarrassed to say I've never heard of Nantes. It looks lovely, though.
it's paris, with good beer, punk with dogs and some nice place to visit.
and way less costy.
onyx igloo
dodge the shit
severe agate
Why France
French people speak like they whisper half their words and moan the rest
candid patio
it's paris, with good beer, punk with dogs and some nice place to visit.
i will always be punk at heart, though i no longer wear the studs, patches, or doc martins
stable gulch
French people speak like they whisper half their words and moan the rest
skill issue from yah
stable gulch
i will always be punk at heart, though i no longer wear the studs, patches, or d...
could be, if i was not lazy
candid patio
I think of everything I know of in France, I would want to se Mont-Saint-Michel the most.
stable gulch
I think of everything I know of in France, I would want to se Mont-Saint-Michel ...
never been actually, i do not move often. Seems nice to visit tho.
I think my wife did.
stable gulch
My life < Want to play but have to wait for a program to be over
Test faster god damn it.
candid patio
bratislava looked pretty cool
that does look very nice.
stable gulch
my life is wanting a job but being scared of interviews
ez, do some, fail, learn, retry, be less shit
true advice.
you'll feel dumb at some, say wrong shit, fail
it's normal.
i did, we all did.
but failing is how you win in the end.
onyx igloo
your not gonna be able to polish this turd lol
stable gulch
you bet
onyx igloo
ill figure it out though
candid patio
my life is wanting a job but being scared of interviews
applying for jobs and interviewing for jobs are some of the most torturous experiences for me.
stable gulch
program over, time to play ?? \o/
onyx igloo
also.. RETAIL
insert horror theme
twin bear
Maybe it just has a ton of pieces and stuff
candid patio
every time I see something like this I tell myself "I should make a gacha game."
monthly revenue for gacha games
half kettle
every time I see something like this I tell myself "I should make a gacha game."
You should develop a game with passion and creativity
candid patio
You should develop a game with passion and creativity
gacha
ass
tiddies
its art.
half kettle
NOO I DONT WANNA LOOK AT ASS I WANA SEE A COOL KNIGHT SWING SWORD AT EVIL CREATURES OF ROT 😭 😭 😭 😭
onyx igloo
livid notch
I am gaslighted to believe that chair is in the game
vital marten
I am gaslighted to believe that chair is in the game
You mean to say it isn’t
Well I’ll be
quiet siren
Welp, the cougar just spawned in the long dark
Wish me luck
livid notch
When you cant even say, my name
tender igloo
itsa me, leon
Ok naskos alt number 4
burnt kite
When you cant even say, my name
has the memory gone, are you feeling numb
and the crowd is dead
frail shadow
i love how the song wasn’t even in any of the games
livid notch
It fits the game tho
candid patio
Ok naskos alt number 4
leon is way too patient and kind to be an alt for that other guy
burnt kite
i love how the song wasn’t even in any of the games
it always was in the game dude
jokes aside
i think it began with the man who sold the world memes
and at some point there was a meme with invisible audio, caption "couldnt find the song"
fading terrace
alguem br ai
burnt kite
alguem br ai
huh
tender igloo
leon is way too patient and kind to be an alt for that other guy
theyre the same 
silver plank
alguem br ai
S
hallow cypress
I am gaslighted to believe that chair is in the game
It’s not?
Fucked up
(I have successfully gaslighted myself that this is real)
loud pumice
theyre the same <:XDpuppers:1012738561314926602>
Puffers
thorny flax
Does anyone know the approximate date of the stable ver?
tender igloo
Does anyone know the approximate date of the stable ver?
41 took a year , no telling how long 42 will take
thorny flax
😦
tender igloo
more unstable testers help 
thorny flax
I hope they make it before the summer
candid patio
Does anyone know the approximate date of the stable ver?
this is a genuine and serious comment not meant to be rude or unhelpful.
no one knows.
lemmy doesn't know.
they don't have a deadline
if they have an goal, its private and internal
but most likely they will just decide to release it one day. I doubt they will even do some kind of announcement ahead of the release.
tender igloo
I hope they make it before the summer
i doubt that lol
tender igloo
they havent even added everything for crafting yet lol
thorny flax
They added raccoons that should be released in a stable
candid patio
https://ibb.co/QF0hfYdR
What is the difference?
i'm not clicking your mystery link from a strange looking website.
distant sphinx
i'm not clicking your mystery link from a strange looking website.
It's an image.
vital marten
Put it on a well known file hosting site like Imjur 🤣
stable gulch
it’s a shortened link, that’s it.
thorny flax
has anyone tested B42 Multiplayer - Death Legion mod?
stable gulch
isn’t B42 solo only for now ?
distant sphinx
It's not that funny of an image anyways.
tender igloo
It's an image.
we have bots that join that try to scam us lol so im skeptical of weird links
distant sphinx
we have bots that join that try to scam us lol so im skeptical of weird links
understandable
silver plank
Chat youre all cute and valid
burnt kite
Put it on a well known file hosting site like Imjur 🤣
or printscreen if you are an old fuck
tender igloo
im the scammable type
rain mango
Chat youre all cute and valid
no you
tender igloo
liar
stable gulch
try me
vital marten
or printscreen if you are an old fuck
actually never used that button before 🤣
tender igloo
think that is something only you can address lol
distant sphinx
im the scammable type
I will tell you what is in the image. One says "Bottle of Water" and the other "Water Bottle" and the Bottle of Water used to hold bleach.
tender igloo
i dont know why but that hurt my toddler brain
distant sphinx
it’s the first symptom of zombification.
Brain pain? Or drinking bleach?
vital marten
it’s the first symptom of zombification.
or Waking up from a night of heavy drinking wishing you were zombified already
stable gulch
I say… @tender igloo smell zombie.
a/ puppers drink bleack
b/ we made puppers drink it
you choose puppers.
distant sphinx
I think nausea is the first one. The other day I thought my character was infected. Turns out he just didn't smoke in a while and it was just a regular foodborne pathogen that killed him.
stable gulch
vital marten
Doe do do to do Doe
stable gulch
I think nausea is the first one. The other day I thought my character was infect...
you took bleach too
come on
don’t make us use force.
tender igloo
I say… <@662174694291537920> smell zombie.
a/ puppers drink bleack
b/ we made p...
i dont drink it before you drink it because i obviously drank it first
distant sphinx
don’t make us use force.
It actually holds a lot more fluid than your regular water bottles. In fact it lasts you the rest of your life.
half kettle
i've eaten a fish today.
neat moat
https://youtube.com/shorts/6cjj0vxrKic?si=UDz1CaBNXe02VrQr
@wraith dust
silver plank
Ok
burnt kite
guys, should i sell my spare trousers for riff raff
neat moat
whos buying spare trousers?
onyx igloo
young basin
Is anyone struggling with their host server loads??? Ive just lost 2-3
And I LITERALLY just made one 5 minutes ago
tender igloo
Is anyone struggling with their host server loads??? Ive just lost 2-3
are you using any mods? i have never had issues hosting a server in 41 its usually no issues unless your computer cannot handle it, internet, or using some mods
wraith fractal
yo
stone breach
I got mf bitten
Im glad i got super immune but
This is gonna be HELL Living through
Goddamn it
burnt kite
i will never buy misprint again
distant sphinx
Whats the best minmax storage for a camper? Is it just regular wooden crates? 🙂
loud pumice
$80 video games are here
surreal mirage
tender igloo
Whats the best minmax storage for a camper? Is it just regular wooden crates? 🙂
that or cardboard boxes if you want those
loud pumice
Are you fellas ready to pay $80 for the most generic, uninspired, repetitive gameplay with dog water story and gliches that'll make Bethesda blush?
BATTLEPASS BATTLEPASS
surreal mirage
Yippee
distant sphinx
that or cardboard boxes if you want those
Do they have greater capacity? They kinda look nice and it would be interesting to go and collect some.
tender igloo
Are you fellas ready to pay $80 for the most generic, uninspired, repetitive gam...
i mean i pay 80 bucks for a carton of eggs at least a game will entertain me forever
ill just starve
loud pumice
Puppers
tender igloo
but i love bethesda games lol
loud pumice
Go eat your eggs
distant sphinx
i mean i pay 80 bucks for a carton of eggs at least a game will entertain me for...
A carton of eggs not entertaining you forever says more about you than the eggs.
distant sphinx
Crack one of these bad bois open, plop it on a skillet, sizzle sizzle
I bet you can make some egg art. Make the yellow heart shaped and whatnot.
loud pumice
I want to pay $80 NOW for this experience
distant sphinx
You guys ever alt-tab out of the game while holding right click and when you tab in you are locked in combat stance? :
😮
tender igloo
You guys ever alt-tab out of the game while holding right click and when you tab...
yeah lol
loud pumice
Naur
dim cloak
You guys ever alt-tab out of the game while holding right click and when you tab...
it's bc of the alt part
tender igloo
i did that a few times and i was like wth i had to quit the game
loud pumice
It's because of Detroityer11
distant sphinx
it's bc of the alt part
Can I click alt again to fix it or what?
loud pumice
dim cloak
It's because of Detroityer11
Ever been to Detriot.
loud pumice
Puppers sleeping
dim cloak
Can I click alt again to fix it or what?
yes
arctic leaf
any nice pvp pve server in eu that you can recomend?
candid patio
Ever been to Detriot.
its on my list of places i want to visit soon that are a drivable distance from me
vocal ferry
guys, i'm with a problem while playing with mods, the game pops up a black screen everytime i crush a zombies head, ialready took off the mods with "Better fps" and stuff and still didn't changed... can someone help me?
dim cloak
guys, i'm with a problem while playing with mods, the game pops up a black scree...
did you try verifying game files?
vocal ferry
did you try verifying game files?
how come?
dim cloak
how come?
bc it sometimes fixes issues that uninstalling mods doesn't fix, and sometimes causes
candid patio
i can't tell if this is an insult or a compliment
if somone called me that, I think i'd take offense
burnt kite
i can't tell if this is an insult or a compliment
a snob?
candid patio
it does kind of feel like calling someone a snob
I'm trying to give a positive review about this guy
he genuinely seemed like a more formal, proper, upper echelon citizen than me
tender igloo
i can't tell if this is an insult or a compliment
is that where primrose originated from
candid patio
like he didn't talk down to me, but something about him made me feel like i was a peasant, but not in a bad way
tender igloo
proper rose ?!
candid patio
like he seemed more formal and proper than me but he was still warm, welcoming, and helpful to me
candid patio
is that where primrose originated from
i'm not sure, i'll have to check
distant sphinx
How do I sleep safely in a camper trailer? It looks to me that the zombies can just wander towards the camper and besiege it and I can't exit it anymore to get into the car? Do I just always sleep in the drier seat? 😄
tender igloo
How do I sleep safely in a camper trailer? It looks to me that the zombies can j...
if you wanna cheese it you can put the door near a fence or wall so they cant get in or near another car
pliant badge
The zomboids won’t see you or attack your car if you’re in the trailer unless they were aggro’d when you got in
candid patio
How do I sleep safely in a camper trailer? It looks to me that the zombies can j...
they are attracted to noise. when you drive up to a spot and park, the last thing they heard is drawin them to where you parked
pliant badge
You mean in like actual RV interior ye?
That teleports you to a different map location so it’s safe
distant sphinx
they are attracted to noise. when you drive up to a spot and park, the last thin...
Yeah but I use wandering zombies mod so I can have a herd of 100 just sit outside the camper. 😄
tender igloo
lol build a log wall square around the door
distant sphinx
That teleports you to a different map location so it’s safe
Ooooh.
burnt kite
I'm trying to give a positive review about this guy
genteel maybe?
distant sphinx
lol build a log wall square around the door
How does that help me? 😄
pliant badge
There is still a chance they wander outside and you can’t look out sadly so it’s a minor issue
oblique stream
How do I sleep safely in a camper trailer? It looks to me that the zombies can j...
Sleep in a low population areas or in save places, like fenced off areas or garages
pliant badge
Just be ready when you hop out
candid patio
genteel maybe?
a very appropriate word, thank you.
tender igloo
How does that help me? 😄
lol HEY that was AFTER YOU SAID YOURE using a death wave of zomber mod lol
pliant badge
Zomboid is gimmicky around vision sometimes
Can’t look outta the RV interior, can’t look up stairs
Can’t see a car that is literally blocking your path because a tiny tree is covering a small portion of it
distant sphinx
lol HEY that was AFTER YOU SAID YOURE using a death wave of zomber mod lol
You can customize the settings so it's not that bad. Vanilla zombies are just too easy to play around. Just gather them up, lead them behind another building and loot your POI.
tender igloo
i still can die to two zombies lol
distant sphinx
I have my herds move like 1/3 of the day, so it's more of a better shuffleing of the zombies than constantly wandering hordes.
distant sphinx
i still can die to two zombies lol
Me too lol.
stone breach
Do zombies have a hard time seeing you through fog as well?
dim cloak
Do zombies have a hard time seeing you through fog as well?
i think it depnds on their sight setting
stone breach
Whatever the defualt is on the 'Survivor' mode
Im so MF Pissed
I just got killed
And i had put SO Much effort into that goddamned character
This game is just legitimately not fun.
raven crane
Do zombies have a hard time seeing you through fog as well?
B41 or b42?
stone breach
B41
raven crane
Fog doesn't affect zombies in b41 😦
stone breach
I think im just gonna take a break, Im having no luck with this game.
undone vigil
This game is just legitimately not fun.
placid swift
hey all! can you help me in keeping two installation for the two current version? I keep B41 from steam to play with my friends but I'd like to play with B42 too when my friends BETRAY ME and I have to play alone
I don't want to change that option from Steam because I'm afraid downloading a different version every time I swap play would kill my potato connection
stone breach
https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-skill-issue-skill-issue-gif-24471438
You're not funny.
undone vigil
You're not funny.
shiver me timbers
young basin
Do zombies have a hard time seeing you through fog as well?
I always wondered if they struggled seeing at night
I have a stealth heavy character
stone breach
Im just gonna make a custom sandbox for an easier time.
digital iris
just a quick question a 100 zombies vs 1 gorilla who wins?
stone breach
Prolly the zombies
cinder talon
This game is like 3GB
stone breach
If a zombie manages to get a bite off thats an instant game over on the gorilla
digital iris
but can zomboids infect animals?
cinder talon
Just make the zombies super dumb and super weak
stone breach
but can zomboids infect animals?
Gorilla's are kinda close to us, So id assume they can be infected
cinder talon
You will be fine on normal or high pop once you learn combat the rest is all common sense
If you reduce the zombie world population the games gonna be even more boring
stone breach
The problem is, Im just genuinely not having a good time.
young basin
Screw day z
stone breach
This game isn't lenient lol
cinder talon
And in my experience a ton more realistic
stone breach
Man, I LOVE This game
Its my favorite game
One of them atleast
Im just pissy cuz my character died
young basin
Have you played on low population?
stone breach
Have you played on low population?
A while back when i was on PEI
young basin
I always play on low now
cinder talon
This game isn't lenient lol
Well yea i know and i feel your pain lmaooo when you spend hours organizing and looting just for the Zomboid AI to Pincer maneuver you
young basin
Even on low it’s overwhelming
cinder talon
I play on normal but thats why im always dead in less than a week so
stone breach
I've figured out that you can go into the wilderness for less zombies ofc but like
Its damn near impossible to loot on normal settings.
cinder talon
I got up to 6 Carpentry
Another way you can make it easier i think theres a mod for character respawn and theres one for skill journal recovery( i dont think it recovers all of the exp as a punishment) better than nothing
stone breach
Well the character's already dead so i can't respawn
cinder talon
Its damn near impossible to loot on normal settings.
Where are you looting? I rarely ever get past the starting town anyways
stone breach
Rosewood
Seriously? I survived for about a week
I was travelling between cities and grabbing stuff.
raven crane
On my 3 month world I got bitten while I was building a wall lol, completely fucking silent and the only time I get grabbed by a zombie it's a bite and it went through 2 jackets and a bullet proof vest.
cinder talon
Yea i try not to leave to fast i found out the zombies and the world resources are finite
raven crane
On my 3 month world I got bitten while I was building a wall lol, completely fuc...
Took a couple months off of zomboid after that
cinder talon
So i try and loot every nook and cranny before leaving which is why i die in the same spot majority of the time
stone breach
Yea i try not to leave to fast i found out the zombies and the world resources a...
Its a good idea to stay the hell away from towns unless you NEED to be near em in my experience
cinder talon
Its a good idea to stay the hell away from towns unless you NEED to be near em i...
True too its just the initial starting process for menis the hardest part of the game and setting up a base
Other than that if i didnt have to sleep or get tired i could and drive all day
raven crane
Its a good idea to stay the hell away from towns unless you NEED to be near em i...
When I was new I'd make my base in a house on the outskirts of town so it's easy to get loot and not that many zombies bother me at my base.
cinder talon
One playthrough i actually drove down a random dirt road and found a farmhouse and a range rover to set up base
This was online though
stone breach
I tend to play on just the normal survivor mode but with the option to have the map all known
quasi slate
toxic hawk
floral fiber
tight fog
I had a dream that I was in project zomboid but it felt like the walking dead, and it was a 3D first person pov. That shit was scary.
burnt kite
I had a dream that I was in project zomboid but it felt like the walking dead, a...
like twd tell tale games?
tight fog
like twd tell tale games?
The show
burnt kite
that sounds sickass
tight fog
All I know
burnt kite
did you die an agonizing death
tight fog
Is that I filled a grocery cart, and shoved it in the back of a suv
After “robbing” a claimed store
I got a sniper in a vanity dresser, and a bunch of food.
And I started a community and we went on our way me and these strangers.
It was honestly really cool.
burnt kite
speaking of agonizing death
lilac vine
sup
half kettle
whats limbus company about, its got one sick banger of an ost in it and it has me interested
burnt kite
speaking of agonizing death
i almost vlad the impale'd myself on a javelin
lilac vine
Has there been any news or updates on when multiplayer will be released?
quasi slate
macaroni and oiled up cheese
burnt kite
i almost vlad the impale'd myself on a javelin
because i was walking with a javelin, and held it by the tip (not the sharp one), and held it in front of me, for whatever reason. I walked, the javelin got stuck in the ground and i got poked in the gut
i thought that i did stab myself for a second
queen moth
you sound like a javelin kinda guy
burnt kite
jaballin
icy vigil
Nothing ever happens
half kettle
Everything happens without you.
quasi slate
icy vigil
Everything happens without you.
Well then take me with you then
burnt kite
Nothing ever happens <:tired:721361533611016193>
well, would you look at the time
icy vigil
I'm not a character in your life.
You are 🫂
neat moat
https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-stab-spongebob-stab-anime-stab-gif-20196230
https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-memes-minecraft-sheep-sheep-lamb-gif-16837627411917827397
quasi slate
snow owl
can anyone suggest the best place to browse public zomboid servers, are they advertised on discord
lilac quarry
can anyone suggest the best place to browse public zomboid servers, are they adv...
Each of these will provide you with tons of different choice
you can also check out #server-compass to overview the entire server
burnt kite
can anyone suggest the best place to browse public zomboid servers, are they adv...
battlemetrics if you dont want tons of different choice
candid patio
Drinking while lying down
all the way flat on your back?
2/10 - would not do unless restrained to that position and incredibly thirsty
burnt kite
all the way flat on your back?
2/10 - would not do unless restrained to that pos...
thats just waterboarding lite edition
raven crane
candid patio
thats just waterboarding lite edition
yeah, and voluntarily doing it is self water boarding
do yall ever swallow liquids wrong and it hurts really bad?
and like its a lingering pain
queen moth
of course
burnt kite
do yall ever swallow liquids wrong and it hurts really bad?
i feel like it gets stuck in the buffer zone between trachea and esophagus, before going down the latter
icy vigil
It is
I dont think waterboarding is like that
You just outright cant breathe
But you feel like you should at first
Then the panic sets in when you cant
Not that ive been waterboarded and been living in a blacksite this whole time
Couldnt be me
burnt kite
thats why i said lite edition
burnt kite
Not that ive been waterboarded and been living in a blacksite this whole time
the fuck?
i cant tell if you are joking or not
icy vigil
You dont even swallow in waterboarding
cinder talon
can anyone suggest the best place to browse public zomboid servers, are they adv...
The server list is pretty good but you might have to go to the lobby menu and reload to get it to work sometimes
You can also try google but most of those servers are outdated theres also dawn of the dead pz server though my steam deck couldnt load it theres plenty on the server browser
burnt kite
You dont even swallow in waterboarding
a cloth/any other similar material is put over victim's face, and a liquid/gas that has the same density as water is poured
causing drowning sensation, and all that comes with it
twin bear
You dont even swallow in waterboarding
Lotta ppl have died from overuse of the waterboard technique, u can drown 100%
burnt kite
you still drown
twin bear
A certain three letter organization used to love doin it
twin bear
Scary way to go
burnt kite
A certain three letter organization used to love doin it
at least two come to my mind
twin bear
Bro just said the most devastating thing then said ling gang guli guli😭
burnt kite
why do they have to be three letters anyway
fedburint
sounds cool
cenintage
alctobfir
okay, that one isnt cool
twin bear
Petition to change the cia's name
distant sphinx
Minmaxing the camper life. (You need to pick up the "bed" to acces the storage in the back.)
https://postimg.cc/7GgKzH6M
twin bear
That guy was winding up that punch all the way on stage
burnt kite
funnily enough, i never heard of a famous precedent that involved atf actually deal with alcohol and tobacco
robust crow
hello, where can i find mods and where do i install them sorry to bother you guys, cant find mods in website
burnt kite
bnuy 
twin bear
Yeah they seem to ignore everything but firearms
burnt kite
hello, where can i find mods and where do i install them sorry to bother you gu...
steam workshop
silver plank
gtfo
silver plank
no dont help him
tender igloo
uhh hang on
silver plank
clownade
burnt kite
idk
twin bear
Pls support the devs if you can afford it
burnt kite
are there any mods on nexus?
twin bear
It's cheap
robust crow
thats the problem i cant support lel
burnt kite
It's cheap
not everywhere
twin bear
True