general_chat

[onyx igloo]

it was always a&w or dairy queen

[dim cloak]

Grimace was a like 90's McD's character

[karmic jetty]

chuddy soybear is my fav mascot

[burnt kite]

the only one i ever had was the minecraft promotional one

apple cake i think

attrocious

[naive flicker]

Lava chicken

[toxic relic]

wasnt grimace that guy from the mcdonalds shows

[karmic jetty]

lalalalava

[naive flicker]

🗣️

[toxic relic]

i hated that fucking shit

[onyx igloo]

i dont think mcdonalds is worth the calories

[burnt kite]

the big purple one that looks like krotchy

[karmic jetty]

u get more calories per clams eatin dirt

[dim cloak]

this purple being

[toxic relic]

yeah

[toxic hawk]

its fun because the map makers troll us and we get fuckt

[toxic relic]

i remember seeing those mascots at old playplaces

[stone meadow]

as anything in life, as long as you aint eating it all day every day

[naive flicker]

Grimace shake

[stone meadow]

one every month is fine

[karmic jetty]

member when mcdingus used to be colourful 👴

[toxic relic]

i do

[burnt kite]

arent new playplaces just sitting areas with ipads or something

[naive flicker]

Real 👴

[stone meadow]

i think i had one last time i went clubbing which was over half a yeae ago

[onyx igloo]

i remember the yellow and red mc-ee dees

[toxic relic]

i stole a playplace sign when i was younger

[naive flicker]

Can't wait till it's cream white and matte black

Millennials and modernization pmo

[onyx igloo]

i hate to tell you this

but it is

[naive flicker]

Them Minecraft ass looking houses are trash

[naive flicker]

Wha

[toxic hawk]

i stole a cupcake when i was younger
my mother grounded the hell out of me

[onyx igloo]

im glad my mom bought a house from like 1950

[naive flicker]

🥀

[toxic relic]

damn '

[onyx igloo]

its got its quirks

[toxic relic]

for a cupcake?

[twin bear]

Ecoli in yo fast food

[karmic jetty]

good

[toxic hawk]

i mean i stole it so, kinda understandable

[dim cloak]

what in the fuck...???!!!

[burnt kite]

what happened to frutiguer aero and skeuomorphism 🥀

[dim cloak]

ADVENTUREQUEST???!!!

[toxic relic]

i disagree kids dont know about laws

[onyx igloo]

the most i stole was chapstick

lmao

fuckin chapstick

[naive flicker]

Frutiger aero is overrated tbh 💔

[karmic jetty]

i only steal hearts frfr

[toxic hawk]

nah bruh i was 6, i knew it was wrong but still did it

[burnt kite]

its funny for some reason

[toxic relic]

still fine imo

[frozen ember]

Guys not to make a point but

[toxic relic]

yall are such narcs

[toxic hawk]

wort wort wort

[toxic relic]

"ive only stolen chapstick 🤓 "

[naive flicker]

Now, what if i steal 300 bucks worth of copper wire

[dim cloak]

No one else played Artix game before as a kid...?

[toxic relic]

thats just a tuesday night

[onyx igloo]

as in narcoleptic or something else

im genuinely confused

[toxic relic]

rule followers

[onyx igloo]

oh

[toxic hawk]

see stink, if i ever do something bad, god and the forces of nature will conspire to make it to that i am made an exemple out of
happened way too many times in my childhood

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/yoink-cat-dragged-gif-1263419341748157821

mine now

[onyx igloo]

all i think of is either the halo elite or apollo the parrot

[toxic relic]

truly unfortunate

[frozen ember]

huh

[frozen ember]

thanks for that info

[naive flicker]

Mashallah

[toxic relic]

the choreography it would take for all those simultaneous streams to go into that sad excuse of a urinal is respectable

[toxic hawk]

cant park there m8

[naive flicker]

🗣️

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/travis-fran-healy-fran-healy-not-funny-gif-27550790

[burnt kite]

things i ever stole:
a 2l bottle of lemonade
a stack of biscuits
money x4
a jar of goobers pbj
someone's airpods (i left them somewhere so the owner probably found them)

[toxic relic]

walking into the pisser, going to the guy doing his thing and pissing into his urinal from behind.

[naive flicker]

🚗 🔊🔊🔊

[toxic relic]

establishing dominance

[toxic relic]

rookie numbers

how do you remember that

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-viralhog-dog-bark-pet-gif-20241825

[toxic hawk]

soldier is about to be destroyed

miku solos the tf2 verse

valve verse*

[frozen ember]

checkout the drip lads

[onyx igloo]

one time my friend shaved his head so i edited an egg over his face

[naive flicker]

🥶

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/walt-walnterwite-walter-stare-staring-breaking-bad-gif-8185929955267525825

[onyx igloo]

he was extremely egg shaped and the voices spoke

[naive flicker]

🧑‍🦲

[toxic relic]

axis recon

[naive flicker]

🥚

Not too far off

[frozen ember]

thought i'd break i tup

[burnt kite]

i remember lots of irrelevant shit

[frozen ember]

you will never guess this class name

[severe agate]

https://tenor.com/view/hl2-half-life-gordon-gordon-freeman-freeman-gif-19560046

[burnt kite]

like the caution sign that our post office had

[toxic relic]

you do look like person # 4 from movie # 6

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/habib-capybara-capivara-árabe-arabian-gif-1302643998181852316

[stone meadow]

i shoplifted a bike repair kit and a pair of wired earbuds

[frozen ember]

sadly im not playing much allies

[stone meadow]

almost got caught on the earbuds

[frozen ember]

so its mainly axis

my trooper is da weakest

[half kettle]

i shoplifted a can of tuna

[karmic jetty]

i stole the declaration of independence

[stone meadow]

but i bought something else and when the machine beeped the girl at checkout said im fine i bought something

[twin bear]

I stole some ammo one time for my .22 sporter at a small hunting store😭

[dim cloak]

also mine now

[toxic relic]

playing on the 'axis team' on anzac day

the irony

[frozen ember]

I stole your cake from the bakery

[half kettle]

did you steal the weapon

[frozen ember]

huh anzac day was on fridas

[onyx igloo]

have you guys heard of that korean man that got autobalanced like 3 times in ww2

[twin bear]

Hell nah

[toxic hawk]

i'd like to play as american who didn't make it on Doomsday against the germans

[toxic relic]

i know

[dim cloak]

"NOOOOOOOOooooooo

[frozen ember]

its techically thurs ow

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-tf2memes-tf2soldier-soldier-tf2-auto-balanced-gif-25100602

[toxic relic]

again, yes

its 3 am

[frozen ember]

also axis ww2 guns are cooler ngl, and they have no slouch in this game yet soo 🤷‍♂️

[onyx igloo]

yang kyoungjong

[dim cloak]

It wedNESday now for me

[toxic relic]

good time to smoke and think about your regrets

[dim cloak]

11am

[frozen ember]

ew smoking

[toxic relic]

that's how you do it mate

[twin bear]

11:01

[severe agate]

Do that in company time

[frozen ember]

eating on the other hand 😏

[twin bear]

Eating your feelings

[frozen ember]

thinking about getting a late night micky ds order

[frail shadow]

micky ds

[frozen ember]

aussie slang for macdonalds

or maccas

[toxic relic]

you buy something cheap so that they dont look at the suspicious bulge in your pocket [you stole 2 pencil sharpeners and a bottle of miller light]

[twin bear]

Lotta Americans call it that here

[toxic relic]

i do that too

[dim cloak]

this guy
https://youtube.com/@mickyd?si=oTLzyt2qaWHb8BxD

[karmic jetty]

michael donald

[frozen ember]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-and-ok-and-meme-ok-and-gif-he-said-ok-and-kitten-gif-24280565

[frozen ember]

that never clicked toill now

[twin bear]

Oblivion modded

[candid patio]

How's everyone doing this morning?

[frozen ember]

i just asssoiate people by voice lol

[burnt kite]

or make a fake receipt of a different shop that lists the item

[frozen ember]

or pfp not name

[frozen ember]

its been a chill night thank you

the cold is finally fully comig back

[twin bear]

Work

And more work

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-screaming-and-crying-guy-miserable-pornacore-noo-gif-4743224782289141052

[dim cloak]

I'm . you?

[candid patio]

Illness or temperature?

[toxic relic]

temperature

its heading into winter in the southern hemisphere

[karmic jetty]

scratches at lvl 6 and deeper grooves at lvl 7

[frozen ember]

should i do it chat

[twin bear]

Almost 4k ppl lost power yesterday

[frozen ember]

should i order some macdonalds

[twin bear]

Because of the shit weather

[frozen ember]

temp

[dim cloak]

it's Lunch'o'clock now brb hung gary

[burnt kite]

order white castle

[frozen ember]

um

three problems with that

[twin bear]

Diarrhea food

[frozen ember]

1. not in aus
2. its 1am nobody is open
3. err idk just padding out chat

[stone meadow]

its finally hot here in the uk

[twin bear]

Never ate white castle without a stomach ache same with Popeyes

[stone meadow]

im out here with some coronas and asahis chillin

[burnt kite]

i hate it

[frozen ember]

popeyes looks kinda ice tho

[stone meadow]

nice little 25 degrees

[twin bear]

It's not bad

Just greasy

[frozen ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/758552938024009769.webp?size=48

[burnt kite]

you are greasy

yet nobody complains

[frozen ember]

and bro decides to spend it chatting to chat instead of some mates or somthin

[twin bear]

Not yet

[frozen ember]

actually i should stop meming discord its no longer a niche discord mod thing

its like an actual program now

weird huih

[burnt kite]

huh

[stone meadow]

sometimes i wanna just chill at my own yard

[frozen ember]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-roblox-huh-cat-huh-cat-saying-huh-gif-27625167

[frozen ember]

nice

[native venture]

Radomize vehicle stories chance what does this do in snad box settungs?

[stone meadow]

i go out every weekend my sleep schedule and liver needs a break sometimes

[frozen ember]

snap us a pic whats it like

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/house-md-huh-meme-funny-what-gif-13757300940814596109

[karmic jetty]

hmmmmmmmm what to eat

[stone meadow]

i got plans on friday tho

[frozen ember]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-dmc5-devil-may-cry-5-devil-may-cry-nevermind-gif-10632801293907935665

[dim cloak]

MAN it feels good to have my Adderal back in me. I've been off for 4 months

it sucked

[burnt kite]

the storm is receding

[twin bear]

Drug addiction moment

[dim cloak]

napping every fucking day for hours

ik that's not adderal does btw

[frozen ember]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/my4SK_lIdTc

case gambler moment

[onyx igloo]

why tf do store bought cupcakes have mile high icing

I DONT WANT ALL ICING

[twin bear]

That tastes like shit

[onyx igloo]

I KNOW

[dim cloak]

i don't see

[frozen ember]

your gonna take that stuffing you dirty wh-

[twin bear]

It's crazy how much pure sugar they put on those things

[stone meadow]

adhd moment, its not easy to rawdog life when youre nerfed from birth

[twin bear]

I have adhd I just don't take meds for it

[frozen ember]

cringe atleast you adhd brain people can still actually talk to people

[burnt kite]

isnt adderal just amphetamines

[onyx igloo]

call the authorities im a minor

[stone meadow]

wish my ritalin worked better but its still miles better than being unmedicated

[dim cloak]

I have severe anxiety and depression

[frozen ember]

hard when ur spergus and literally cant form a convo

[stone meadow]

adhd and autism has a ton of comorbidities

[dim cloak]

so I kinda need it

[twin bear]

I just have a hard time focusing

[frozen ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1335051816592740362.webp?size=48

[dim cloak]

same. I have asbergers

[stone meadow]

and yes it typically comes with depression and anxiety

audhd is very common

[frozen ember]

just a meme bro, i aint into that shi 👀

[icy vigil]

[burnt kite]

asburgers

[stone meadow]

that is autism + adhd

[dim cloak]

yep basically

[twin bear]

Seems like everyone has adhd now ngl

[burnt kite]

autusm 2, the electric boogaloo

[frozen ember]

https://tenor.com/view/licor-beirão-lb-portugal-liquor-sad-gif-14618712

[twin bear]

Autism the sequel

[dim cloak]

I was diagnosed before it was reclassified tho

[stone meadow]

well a lot of people like to make it quirky to be adhd, but they are just hyper or sometimes dont entirely focus on a task

[karmic jetty]

WOAH

[stone meadow]

it doesnt mean it doesnt exist

[frosty tulip]

My god I am sooooo OCD

[burnt kite]

im uhh

uhhhh

[onyx igloo]

BRO NOT ONLY DOES IT HAVE ICING

[dim cloak]

I unironically have asberger's, severe anxiety and severe depression

[stone meadow]

i finished 3 years worth of work in 2 months once i hopped on meds lol

[burnt kite]

i think im just depressed

[onyx igloo]

IT HAS IT STUFFED INSIDE LIKE A TURKEY

[frozen ember]

you came back at the right tome

[last spoke]

You see, it's not that more people have ADHD, it just didn't used to be called ADHD, it was called "Why don't you just pay attention in class? Stop fidgeting!"

[frozen ember]

wait zool

[stone meadow]

i have anxiety and i scored mild on depression, adhd sucks lol

[frozen ember]

can i get a custom pfp if i pay you back in cat gifs and pics

[stone meadow]

i wish it would at least come alone and not with a bunch more shit

[frozen ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1175503075352522813.webp?size=48

[twin bear]

Yeah I had to make sure it wasn't smth else like add

[dim cloak]

I scored severe to extreme, so like nearly suic*dally depressed

[toxic relic]

real

[dim cloak]

I actually have had thoughts before

multiple times

[burnt kite]

scored on where

[twin bear]

Last time I took meds for adhd I hallucinated

[stone meadow]

damn bro

[icy vigil]

[karmic jetty]

mm i love corn

[frozen ember]

dont do that

[stone meadow]

well i got what was called add

[dim cloak]

depression diagnossi

[frozen ember]

suicide is like

[last spoke]

It's so weird hearing about doctors that are hesitant to diagnose ADHD if you've already been diagnosed with autism, or vice versa, because like not only are they not mutually exclusive, they're often a goddamn package deal

[frozen ember]

bad for you

[lilac ridge]

when is the next reduction for the game on steam pls?

[stone meadow]

its now called ADHD predominantly innatentive

[frozen ember]

https://tenor.com/view/house-md-house-fisheye-doorbell-nose-gif-11874838900502039307

[lilac ridge]

:)

[icy vigil]

Dont knock it till you try it

[frozen ember]

where did this foul green clover come from

[dim cloak]

you mean sale?

[stone meadow]

its more overlooked to be ADD cause it doesnt present itself so clearly

[lilac ridge]

im too broke

[toxic relic]

i can confirm that as an old man, adhd was always around but instead of being tied to the chair with your hand behind your back to help "keep him from being too active", some people are more open to not committing child abuse lmao

[lilac ridge]

yea

[stone meadow]

summer sale

its on sale every major sale

[lilac ridge]

nice ty

[stone meadow]

np

[twin bear]

Just waiting on a medication that doesn't make me feel like a zombie

[stone meadow]

its like lefthandedness

who knew that once its not amoral to be left handed, more people would admit to being left handed

[queen moth]

They all do that

[twin bear]

Prolly won't take it anyway since every med I've tried has made me sick 😭

[toxic relic]

fuck dude my old teachers used to try exorcise left handed kids

[twin bear]

Melatonin my beloved

[toxic relic]

it was insane

[stone meadow]

meds make you sick when youre trialling them, if you stick with it it may normalise and you wont anymore

my meds make me super thirsry

[twin bear]

Only pill I take more often than not

[last spoke]

Similarly, it's not that more people have Autism nowadays, it just didn't used to be called Autism, it used to be called "Lil Bobby never done good talkin' with others, but he gets along with the livestock n'so we put him to work as a farmhand and he ain't complain"

[queen moth]

Real mfs eat Melatonin gummies

[toxic relic]

i can play bobby in the movie about his life

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/gummy-gummies-vonchyy-gif-24445690

[queen moth]

Those are the exact ones

So scrumptious

[last spoke]

The low functioning autism alternative was called "DEMONS! DEMONS GOT ME BOY!"

[toxic relic]

[dim cloak]

b nan ba

[karmic jetty]

bornana

[twin bear]

Well when I was taking my main dose of Ritalin I thought bugs were in my skin after the first month, was 12 yrs old though not sure if it was just allergies or a large dose

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-banana-mine-bitch-hungry-gif-5270319

[onyx igloo]

put apples next to it

hehehehe

[karmic jetty]

why is the door so slim

[last spoke]

Sharing with me?

[toxic relic]

fucking hate those light switches

[stone meadow]

could just be too much for when you were too young

[dim cloak]

sorry a bit too late

[queen moth]

Medicating your kids is something I'll never understand especially for something like adhd

[last spoke]

[stone meadow]

children and stimulants is a difficult thing

[dim cloak]

i broke the previous ones tbh

[queen moth]

My 10 year old child is energetic = adhd

[last spoke]

Why's it so BIG

[dim cloak]

smashed in half by accident

[stone meadow]

I had a panic attack trialling some of the adhd meds

[twin bear]

They just kept giving me medication to try out until they realized it wasn't the way to go

[stone meadow]

i personally wish i was medicated at 16 at least, cause rawdogging life as an adult is tough

[dim cloak]

bc of how I took the pic close to me i guess

[twin bear]

The schools can force u to medicate ur kids

That's what happened to me

It was either that or cps took me away

[stone meadow]

took many years with the NHS just for me to end up doing it privately just so it can be done quicker

[queen moth]

You get to an age where you notice something different and you can go to a doctor yourself

[last spoke]

Yeah, we only got diagnosed and medicated for ADHD about a year ago

[stone meadow]

6 years with the nhs just for them to tell me they referred me years ago even though i never got a reply

[burnt kite]

national waiting service

[twin bear]

I haven't went to the doctor since I had pneumonia

[stone meadow]

the nhs is great, just not for anything not immediately dangerous lol

[queen moth]

I only went to a doctor when I was 17-18 but I had concentration issues way before

[dim cloak]

I was diagnosed with asberger's in 2005 i think, and severe anxiety and depression in mid-2024 i think

I was born in 1998 btw

[queen moth]

Bros got red moodles

[onyx igloo]

was the early 2000s cool

[dim cloak]

yes and no

[onyx igloo]

if you remember it

[twin bear]

I probably have alot going on but I don't wanna find out what the issue is, sleep walking and shit ain't that bad for me

[onyx igloo]

we need to bring back the clear plastic devices

[twin bear]

Mobile DVD players

Back in the day

[onyx igloo]

hell yeah

[twin bear]

Epic

[last spoke]

It's fun when people in our group go "What is wrong with you"
And I go "Do you want an itemised list?" Because both of us know I absolutely could give them an itemised list

[stone meadow]

we need to have more variety in mobile devices

[onyx igloo]

courage the the cowardly dog, rocko's modern life, and jimmy neutron was my go-to shows

[stone meadow]

i loved how different every phone was

[queen moth]

Having an xbox 360 controller that was see through and lights up really put a glimpse in my eye

[dim cloak]

there was a lot of cool games sure but there was also the war on terror, drugs, iraq, my dad was in the navy so we kept having to move, so I made no best friends, etc

[twin bear]

Amvs on yt just using the same evanescence song over and over

[severe agate]

The days when phones were lethal weapons due to how heavy they are

[queen moth]

Had me thinking flying cars might actually exist

[severe agate]

https://tenor.com/view/cell-brickphone-gif-11913625

[burnt kite]

cons: proprietary chargers

[dim cloak]

bruh that was the 80s or so

[onyx igloo]

is this also considered a weapon

[dim cloak]

anything can be a weapon

[icy vigil]

there were universal chargers too, but you had to remove the phone battery

[onyx igloo]

tissue

[burnt kite]

equiv to beating someone with a brick

[twin bear]

Phone emmited radiation levels that were almost dangerous lol

[dim cloak]

yes

[queen moth]

Red pen

[dim cloak]

if you stuff it down someone's throat

[twin bear]

Even a twisted tea

[onyx igloo]

software😈

[queen moth]

But talk far away

Worth

[dim cloak]

yes. hacking into someone's iron lung and bricking it

[burnt kite]

im going to be right back chat

[twin bear]

Hell even bananas emit radiation granted it's not gamma if I'm correct

[burnt kite]

need to get some parcels

[dim cloak]

therefore killing them

[last spoke]

It's scary to me that a lot of people younger than us are going to be less tech literate than those older

[queen moth]

Sure you do

[onyx igloo]

how would you even do that

[last spoke]

They're used to everything being automated

[dim cloak]

idk ask hackers how they do anything

[burnt kite]

from a dude. You could say he is a postal dude

[twin bear]

Even down to videos automatically playing

[queen moth]

You should really sign my petition

[onyx igloo]

didn't you used to get an online safety class in school?

like that was standard

[burnt kite]

does that mean the future generation wont be using linux

[twin bear]

Our advancements in tech created a dilemma where the younger the generation the less educated they are on basic everyday tasks

[icy vigil]

you're not that old to be thinking like that

[dim cloak]

it won't matter 50 years from now

[queen moth]

Saw posts about 15-16 year olds not knowing how to open file Explorer

We may be cooked

[last spoke]

At one point in year 3 this town's school brought in a guy from McAffee who said downloading viruses is bad and that was kinda the extent of Internet safety classes

[stone meadow]

very true

i had one of them chargers with like 10 different cables

[onyx igloo]

is it just me or is this guy like human garfield

[stone meadow]

and also a charger that charges the battery directly

[dim cloak]

ha. mcaffee

also seems about right

[onyx igloo]

thats just mcaffee

himself

[queen moth]

Do people even use antivirus anymore

[twin bear]

I miss playing cod on my flip phone

[last spoke]

McAffee is more of a malware than any malware it could hope to stop

[twin bear]

Only ogs know cod had a pixilated mobile game

[dim cloak]

yes. windows defender

[queen moth]

That's what i mean

[dim cloak]

(if you're not using linux)

[twin bear]

I run a virtual machine

[severe agate]

Common sense is the best antivirus there is

[stone meadow]

mcaffee installed with half the pirated software i installed back when i was a broke teen lol

[queen moth]

Like people actually pay subscriptions to 3rd parties

[twin bear]

Virus? Just reset

[last spoke]

If you need more than WinDefender, no you don't, you need a lesson in internet safety

[queen moth]

Abstinence is the guaranteed way to not get aids

[candid patio]

Lol I'm ambidextrous because I'm naturally left handed and was forced to write right handed for the first 12 years of my life

[onyx igloo]

eat graham crackers

[stone meadow]

not the same

[onyx igloo]

to avoid your lust or whatever lmao

[twin bear]

My school tried this

[last spoke]

We're cross dominant :3

[twin bear]

They almost got a lawsuit handed to them

[stone meadow]

most viruses really are just you pressing something dumb

[dim cloak]

I'm only left handed

[icy vigil]

forced by who

[queen moth]

I think you forget that there are some really stupid people

[onyx igloo]

me?

i feel mentioned (lmao)

[twin bear]

Cool math users clicking NSFW ads thinking it's rly unblocked

Morons

[candid patio]

That's probably a more accurate description. For me, finesse =left, strength = right.

[stone meadow]

it doesnt make the fact common sense is the best antivirus not true

[candid patio]

My father

Real nice guy /s

[burnt kite]

saw that one piratesoftware clip, where Thor said that kids on a game expo either didnt come up because they couldn't use keyboard OR gamepad, or were trying to play the demos using the screen, thinking it was touchscreen

[onyx igloo]

do yall ever skip a step you deem unnecessary on math

[dim cloak]

my dad would, quoted from him, "Treat me like his soldier, not his son."

[toxic relic]

no

[last spoke]

Yeah, they'd push the controller out of the way because they literally didn't know what it was

[twin bear]

All the time

[queen moth]

Please censor p*rate software next time hes mentioned

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[dim cloak]

depends on the step

[last spoke]

Why?

[onyx igloo]

maybe we shouldn't let the ipad parent the children?

[severe agate]

My fucking problem with math is always how i get to the answers

[onyx igloo]

half the time i think math is bullshit

but its also highschool math

[twin bear]

It's literally all bad parenting (granted kids take advantage of weak ass parenting

[queen moth]

Hes just annoying lol

[toxic relic]

highschool math is shit

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/erp-epic-rap-battles-al-capone-black-beard-gif-3680078

[twin bear]

If it's common core it's ai generated lol

[burnt kite]

alright brb chat

[onyx igloo]

i mean some math is fun

its just.. not highschool math

[toxic relic]

math is sick as fuck

[queen moth]

Yeah like cool maths games

[last spoke]

Yeah, things like writing and whatnot are left handed, anything two handed is right hand dominant, we're right eye'd and left footed

[dim cloak]

or college math

[twin bear]

Some dumb ahh teachers can't even solve half the stuff they give us

[severe agate]

Math is just wizardry

[toxic relic]

highschool turns all fields into watered down bs

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-dance-ena-gif-27696814

[queen moth]

Math is fun asf if you know what you're doing

[dim cloak]

ENA

[onyx igloo]

i honestly feel like i dont need highschool but its required

[last spoke]

Thor?

[toxic relic]

im about to find the derivitive of the force of how hard your parents hit you, houdini

[stone meadow]

not a problem in the east where most are too poor to be in the apple ecosystem

[toxic relic]

[twin bear]

Apple kinda mid

[onyx igloo]

did yall talk into the fan when you were little

[twin bear]

Same phone

[severe agate]

0 but I was dropped on my head when I was like 1

[twin bear]

More cameras

[toxic relic]

thats normal

[onyx igloo]

i used to drop things into the air vents when i was little

i was weird

[toxic relic]

thats not weird lmao

[onyx igloo]

and bored

[twin bear]

"I am your father" specifically loll

[queen moth]

Everyone talked into a fan

[toxic relic]

its like dropping things into sewer grates

[onyx igloo]

i remember watching star trek when i was little

[toxic relic]

star trek is not star wars

[twin bear]

I even tried to put carrots in the fan to chop em like the cartoon I can't remember the name of

[onyx igloo]

im aware

im just listing off topics flowing through my brain like waves in the ocean

[toxic relic]

ok

[twin bear]

Star trek is somehow more enjoyable for me than starwars

Star wars tried too much recently tho

[onyx igloo]

have yall seen that new ubisoft star wars cowboy game

lmao

its so bad

[queen moth]

The what

[dim cloak]

Look at the boyos

[twin bear]

Outlaws or smth right

[onyx igloo]

yeah

[twin bear]

Goofy ahh game

[onyx igloo]

fluffy swedish meatball on the bed

[stone meadow]

asian parents so yeah

[twin bear]

Last star wars game I loved was the force unleashed

[toxic relic]

same dude same

[toxic relic]

get that tower off the fucking carpet

[queen moth]

600 people playing outlaws rn that's kinda crazy

[toxic relic]

expeditiously

[onyx igloo]

hardcore ubisoft fans

[dim cloak]

I only have an asian (filipino) mom

[burnt kite]

the apple ecosystem can be replaced by a huawei

[dim cloak]

I would, if it was operational.

[burnt kite]

or maybe even the family computer

[dim cloak]

it's just a table rn at this point

[burnt kite]

assuming one exists

[queen moth]

I wonder why it's not operational

[stone meadow]

when i was like 2 or 3 i hit my head on a corner of a table so hard i got a scar on my eyebrow still
and i think its even chipped my skull a little in that spot

[toxic relic]

oh yeah i forgot about your pc issues

[dim cloak]

it's fine

[toxic relic]

why dont you use it then

[onyx igloo]

i hit myself in the ankle with a hatchet

[twin bear]

My laptop has a warped bottom from playing scum and eft on it

[dim cloak]

bc i... can't

[stone meadow]

damn

[twin bear]

Thing is so old

[onyx igloo]

enough to bleed concernly fast

[dim cloak]

i can show you what's wrong

[stone meadow]

left a scar or no

[onyx igloo]

the scar is gone and im sad because i thought it looked badass

[burnt kite]

is warped bottom harmful, aside from eventual crackin

[onyx igloo]

no its actually there

[toxic relic]

nah im not bothered

[onyx igloo]

but it looks like a cat scratch

[dim cloak]

k

[onyx igloo]

it didnt hurt me

like i think i deactivated the pain receptors in my ankle

[burnt kite]

doktor! turn off my pain inhibitors!

[twin bear]

I would assume it is since the battery dies within minutes if it's not plugged in 😭

[queen moth]

Scars do some funny shit

[dim cloak]

this thing's my temporary desktop rn

[twin bear]

Only scars I have are on my hands from work and hexagon ball

[burnt kite]

probably unrelated, because i have a warped bottom too and its fine

for now

thats why i asked

[onyx igloo]

another thing i used to do was walk everywhere barefoot because i hated the arch in shoes

[queen moth]

When i poke my operation scar on my leg I feel it in my foot

Lowk fire

[dim cloak]

it's good enough for older games

[onyx igloo]

now i found a pair of flat shoes

[twin bear]

I hope it is haha it'd suck if it exploded on my desk

One thing I'll say is the vents and fan do the work big time

[dim cloak]

it will.

Seriously

[twin bear]

Never gets super hot unless the vent is completely covered

[onyx igloo]

GRENADE!

pc explodes

[dim cloak]

doesn't matter

[stone meadow]

if its from the battery YES VERY

[burnt kite]

wuh oh

[onyx igloo]

ruh roh raggy

[severe agate]

Explosion

[twin bear]

Gonna be playing eft on it until it does

[stone meadow]

batteries puff up if theyre broken and puffy batteries are explosives

[severe agate]

https://tenor.com/view/minayoecn-battery-battery-exploding-yass-grenade-battery-gif-gif-23923751

[burnt kite]

but battery is fine, i disassembled the thing a lot of times

[half kettle]

how explosive

[stone meadow]

you should look up a lithium battery expkosion if you wanna see how bad it can get

[burnt kite]

its just the back cover

[dim cloak]

like extremely

[last spoke]

The forbidden pillow

[twin bear]

Corrosivness is my main concern

[half kettle]

awesome caprisun

[stone meadow]

warped cover is fine prolly the plastic melting, warped battery is very dangerous

[twin bear]

Eating away at the flesh and my desk if it explodes

[burnt kite]

i thought the earlier was implied

[stone meadow]

well, the bigass fire will also do that

[twin bear]

Is just a lil dip in the center

[dim cloak]

have it checked. asap.

[twin bear]

It does sit on a stand tho the bottom isn't supported only the sides

[stone meadow]

if the battery is at all pillowy then just get rid of it

[onyx igloo]

chat my cats face is so fluffy that if she lays down she'll have a flat cheek after a while lol

[twin bear]

It just dies fast

[dim cloak]

then it's most likely the battery

[queen moth]

Not in a general bin preferably

[twin bear]

I'm pretty sure I cooked that battery beyond a 10 minute charge

[burnt kite]

i think thats common knowledge

[meager forge]

hellow

[stone meadow]

yeah gotta dispose of it safely

[queen moth]

Like the ocean

[stone meadow]

you overestimate common knowledge

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/asdf-hay-hey-where-asdfmovie12-gif-18990154

[meager forge]

hello

[twin bear]

Launch the battery with a slingshot

Yes

[queen moth]

Gotta charge the electric eels

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-birds-crash-angry-birds-gameplay-gif-13762027302832669149

[queen moth]

They migrate from rivers to drain car batteries

[half kettle]

asdf movie

[dim cloak]

yes

[dim cloak]

assduff

[onyx igloo]

im sad because they removed this game off the appstore

[dim cloak]

they did?

[twin bear]

Same with flappybird

[queen moth]

Asdf movie was brainrot before that term existed

[onyx igloo]

yeah

atleast mine

[burnt kite]

first flappy bird, now this?

[twin bear]

I can't find the original angry birds anywhere on Google play

[burnt kite]

apkpure

[twin bear]

Big L

[onyx igloo]

YEAH

[twin bear]

True apks

Didn't even think of that

Meanwhile I have Playstation on my phone😭

[dim cloak]

the only remnant of og angry birds is this abomination

[stone meadow]

sick

[queen moth]

My playstation account got stolen by someone in Mexico

[stone meadow]

i can play angrybirds while going 100mph down the highway

[burnt kite]

the cartel

[queen moth]

I'll tell them Goku is coming and I'll get it back

[burnt kite]

play jetpack joyride

[queen moth]

I used to play jetpack joyride in tech stores on the display phones

Peak

[frosty tulip]

You see someone's car with an angry birds pig sticker on it and you plow into them at the intersection at full speed

[burnt kite]

are cartels really that passionate about dbz or is it just memes

[queen moth]

I have no idea

[frosty tulip]

Causing a massive pileup resulting in several casualties

[dim cloak]

imma play some AdventureQuest or something. I'm in the mood for some old ass flash rpgs rn

[twin bear]

That game was wild

[severe agate]

Yes

Something about it airing on their national television so basically everyone had access to it made it huge

[onyx igloo]

switzerland

[twin bear]

Real

[burnt kite]

there is no proof that cartel has any special feelings towards dbz

[twin bear]

Aight I farmed my exp see yall later

[burnt kite]

but its very popular in mexico

[queen moth]

The cartel wouldn't admit to it

It would make their job harder

[burnt kite]

so its safe to assume that they watch dbz before torturing someone to death by chainsawing their limbs off

[severe agate]

I wouldn't be surprised if they all just kinda kept to themselves for a minute to mourn Toriyama before resuming standard operating procedure when news was announced that he died.

[frail shadow]

the gender changing coffin

thanks blackrock

[burnt kite]

sad that august 20th 2023 has passed

[meager forge]

its 2025

i think

no its 1920

[queen moth]

Close enough

[candid patio]

Man they love Dunkin donuts in Boston

[meager forge]

no

dunatse are sh--

[candid patio]

Pictured here is a Dunkin across the street from a Dunkin

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-mgs-mgs4-ocelot-liquid-ocelot-gif-18131446

[iron cradle]

what country is this?

[candid patio]

Do you speak for all of Boston you fucking plunger?

[onyx igloo]

i think i have too many items

[meager forge]

what does plunger mean

anyway

[onyx igloo]

look next to your name

[queen moth]

Quiet lil plunga

[onyx igloo]

pal

[candid patio]

Boston, Massachusetts, usa

[iron cradle]

cool

[livid notch]

Peasant

[queen moth]

Bawston

[iron cradle]

enjoy the weather

[meager forge]

thanks man

[livid notch]

:B

[meager forge]

im from estonia

[onyx igloo]

i think i only have had shitty dunkin donuts

they were dry and cakey, plus i have a cheaper local donut place

[meager forge]

we dont have dunkin

[toxic relic]

i've seen dunking before, never had it

[livid notch]

Never had one either

[toxic relic]

not worth

[meager forge]

me neves seen dunkin

[severe agate]

I haven't seen a dunkin's at my area for a long time

[toxic relic]

i cant imagine eating several donuts in the morning

[livid notch]

Ew

[candid patio]

I hate Dunkin . My wife was obsessed for a year and every time she went I would try something new and every single thing was inedible.

[toxic relic]

3 donuts and a black coffee? strap me to a fucking toilet and ill can blast my way into space

[onyx igloo]

people do that?

[candid patio]

Glass she grew out of that

[burnt kite]

go away freddie mercury, you're supposed to be dead

[onyx igloo]

i only eat one maple flavored donut and maybe a couple of donut holes

[toxic relic]

i dont fucking know, i've been told they do-but i would not

[onyx igloo]

bohemian

[meager forge]

can i send mems in here

[toxic relic]

no

[queen moth]

No plunga

[livid notch]

No image perms

[onyx igloo]

ive never met a person whos done that

not sure how accurate that is

[toxic relic]

real

[meager forge]

can i try

[toxic relic]

lmao sure dude

[queen moth]

I wouldnt admit it if I did

[toxic relic]

theres a dunkin donuts in the cbd but i've never seen anyone in it-this is anecdotal

id rather get kebab

[meager forge]

🇪🇪

meme

[queen moth]

Any normal person should prefer a kebab

[livid notch]

Very based

[meager forge]

whats that

[livid notch]

I rather falafel over donuts any day

[half kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/barbeku-mangal-kebap-sis-kebap-piknik-gif-11639894

[toxic relic]

fucking real dude

[meager forge]

whats that

[stone meadow]

shasliks are better

[severe agate]

I'm more of a shawarma man myself

[toxic relic]

falafel with freshly made hummus

[candid patio]

Okay navigating 400 year old streets is difficult AF

[meager forge]

whats that

[half kettle]

i desire molasses with tahini

[candid patio]

That sounds so good.

[meager forge]

what da hell is that

[queen moth]

I owe my life to the Turkish

[meager forge]

whats is that

[toxic relic]

bf makes it sometimes from his grandmothers recipe

its fire

[meager forge]

mm

[half kettle]

ground up beans

[meager forge]

yes

seems like it

[queen moth]

Lol

[candid patio]

It is beans two ways lol

[toxic relic]

shawarma and shasliks are good choices as well

[meager forge]

what are thows

[toxic relic]

different evolutions of cooked meats

[livid notch]

Never had those

[toxic relic]

and other foods

[toxic relic]

if you can you should

[meager forge]

iv had estonian viner

[toxic relic]

that wine?

[burnt kite]

all i want for christmas is sub rosa to become alive

[meager forge]

no verivort

vorst

[queen moth]

So true i think

[meager forge]

what are you talking about

its gut

[toxic relic]

oh sausage

huh

[queen moth]

You said viner

[meager forge]

no

[queen moth]

Is that not a winemaker?

[meager forge]

i war wrong

i forgot

[toxic relic]

the afrikaans word for sausage is wors which is close to vorst

[meager forge]

upsi

[toxic relic]

curious

[queen moth]

I see it's blood sausage

From Fallout New Vegas

[meager forge]

its not relly a sausage cuse the in sides are diffrent then normal

in sides

[toxic relic]

it is sausage

[meager forge]

no

its not like that

[stone meadow]

just tried to quicksave in an online game

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

[stone meadow]

oblivion frying my brain

[burnt kite]

the rot

[meager forge]

brain

ror

[meager forge]

🤼

im eating ice cream what ice cream do you guys like

[icy vigil]

cookies n' cream

plain vanilla is also nice actually

had one recently, simple yet nice

[meager forge]

gut

[queen moth]

Gut

[meager forge]

im germay so i can say that auf dei katze

i dont know what that means

[harsh vault]

@icy vigil shark!

[icy vigil]

where?!

[burnt kite]

shank

[harsh vault]

under there!

[meager forge]

were

under me

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-roberto-stabbing-billy-west-philip-j-fry-gif-4051060

[icy vigil]

[meager forge]

🇪🇪

[quasi slate]

🇱🇹

[harsh vault]

moopy!

[meager forge]

🇪🇪 ❄️

[quasi slate]

tere

[harsh vault]

hai moop fren

[meager forge]

tere

m ida

[quasi slate]

hi frost

tere is the only estonian word i know lol

[meager forge]

aa ok

[burnt kite]

mm...food

[harsh vault]

one beer left!

[burnt kite]

hoe cakes

[harsh vault]

super!

[meager forge]

one ice cream left

[raven crane]

[meager forge]

thats a hoe

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgcU2EqIn5o

[burnt kite]

penile organ

[meager forge]

whats that

[burnt kite]

penis

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-gif-3397568161154480277

[quasi slate]

wtf

[meager forge]

aa amummy

[lyric galleon]

freako cat

[severe agate]

https://tenor.com/view/zesty-cat-niklas-cat-tongue-gif-9842551414196208576

[candid patio]

People that spit on the ground all the time... Why?

[severe agate]

Chewing tobacco

[meager forge]

thay think thats cool

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-pee-funny-cat-gif-436236211739437212

[ivory grail]

Me when I drink a gallon of coffee before class(it doesn't help)

[meager forge]

what age are you starting to drink coffie

[severe agate]

8

[lilac quarry]

womb enema

[candid patio]

Never have to get a haircut again and always have perfect hair or never have to do dental hygiene again and have perfect teeth?

[lilac quarry]

coffee from the womb to the tomb

[lilac quarry]

haircut

[severe agate]

Dental

[lilac quarry]

teeth are easy to care for

[severe agate]

Haircut's like an every month affair

Teeth cleaning is an everyday annoyance

[candid patio]

I lean towards hair

[lyric galleon]

womb enema is so fucking cursed

why did i have to read that

[candid patio]

I spend more annually on hair

[lilac quarry]

because it's me

[candid patio]

I hate the process of getting a hair cut

[stone meadow]

no me

[lyric galleon]

what a terrible day to have reading comprehension

[candid patio]

I move a lot and I hate finding a new barber

[severe agate]

I cut my own hair so I don't really need a barber

[candid patio]

I've yet to have a dentist where I was dissatisfied with the outcome

How do you do your neckline?

[severe agate]

And I have 2 horrible experiences with dentists

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-bleach-laugh-gif-17004584

[severe agate]

2 mirrors and a razor

[candid patio]

I've heard about other people's poor dentist experiences and I feel like if I had one I would probably pick perfect teeth over perfect hair

[severe agate]

Anesthesia doesn't work on me so I had to sit on the chair feeling everything while they're pulling out my wisdom tooth

[severe agate]

I forced them to rush it but those were probably among the most painful 2 minutes of my life

[lilac quarry]

fuck that

[candid patio]

That sounds awful

[maiden shell]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-pee-funny-cat-gif-436236211739437212

[candid patio]

Choosing perfect hair would protect you from balding and even reverse it if it already happened though

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-screaming-spunch-bob-spunch-bop-spongebob-sad-spongebob-gif-26152448

[severe agate]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[burnt kite]

how bad is the pain though

[maiden shell]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1098448459717169189/1314627077999169606/togif.gif

[severe agate]

Eh I'd still take bald over the chance of going through that again

[burnt kite]

if you are balding, just shave it off

[maiden shell]

embed perms how🥹

[burnt kite]

its either hair or no hair

anything in between is scary

[toxic relic]

nah mate

[raven crane]

U need rank 10

[severe agate]

11/10

[severe agate]

I can't describe it

Imagine like they're pulling a really big splinter

[lilac quarry]

people saying "I was born in the wrong generation" meanwhile alcohol was the primary anaesthetic until recently

[severe agate]

But all your nerves are concentrated on it

[queen moth]

So close keep at it!

[severe agate]

Something close to that

[queen moth]

Born too early to explore space born too late to be a cowboy born in the perfect era to experience b42

[toxic relic]

when anaesthesia was accessible to my dentists i thanked the demons i sacrificed those orphans to

[lilac quarry]

yeth

I had to get general anaesthesia when I got my widom teeth pulled

put me fully out

[maiden shell]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-over-over-it's-gif-3551756699416095564

[burnt kite]

do you get any dreams

[toxic relic]

me at 13, at the dentist, in the 90s, in a small town in fucking nowhere-screaming, pulling the chair apart

[toxic relic]

im fucking glad dude

that shit is not fun

[lilac quarry]

me too but all I got was a heroin addiction out of it smh

[raven crane]

Plus splinterless toilet paper was only invented in the 30s

[lilac quarry]

all good now

[toxic relic]

we take our losses with our wins, whatever that saying is

[lilac quarry]

yo some medicine is fucking barbaric tho

dentistry and BURNS

[severe agate]

Shit now that you ask I just had a dream recently about a dentist

Fucking woke up in cold sweat

[burnt kite]

are you the kid who is screaming like a pow at the unit 731

[lilac quarry]

our local burn center/trauma-burn room has literal hooks in the ceiling

[toxic relic]

no but i was a biter

[lilac quarry]

the room looks like a legitimate torture chamber

[burnt kite]

you didnt specify if they inflict or fix trauma

[toxic relic]

perfect for a traumatised burn victim, being wheeled into the saw room while semi conscious and in pain

[lilac quarry]

they do fix it, I gotta give them that

[queen moth]

The dead by daylight room

[lilac quarry]

it's a level 1 trauma center so it's the best of the best, just an insane room itself

[queen moth]

Whats level 2

[toxic relic]

do you think they use the hooks recreationally

[queen moth]

Chainsaws?

[lilac quarry]

they use the hooks to pull skin off

[queen moth]

Id consider that recreational

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/dwight-schrutes-face-mask-the-office-dummys-face-dwight-schrute-dummys-face-gif-17895643

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/ahh-scream-stuck-trapped-chained-gif-15725660

[severe agate]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-american-psycho-bob-arens-bob-arens-gif-25475858

[toxic relic]

makes you nostalgic for the days where butchers were surgeons

[lilac quarry]

this was the dude with the wisdom teeth removal for sure

[toxic relic]

real

[toxic relic]

this is a gay movie

i will hold onto that opinion

american psycho is so homoerotic

[severe agate]

All things are gay

[toxic hawk]

Look mimm, it's the man who sold the world

[toxic relic]

makes sense since the author of the og book is gay

[burnt kite]

bathroom scene

[toxic relic]

real

i read between the lines

[burnt kite]

the book, as i said, belongs on wattpad

[toxic relic]

thats true

genuinely

[livid notch]

He sure is invisible

[toxic relic]

2 pages dedicated to each persons outfit

jr tolkien would be proud

[severe agate]

Gotta describe the drip

[queen moth]

If he's invisible why can I hurt him

[burnt kite]

tenth meltdown

[queen moth]

Tenth meowtdown

[frosty tulip]

You like Huey Lewis and The News?

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/bacon-bacon-egg-bacon-egg-and-chees-bacon-egg-and-cheese-omni-man-gif-8828776940409299582

[severe agate]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-mark-omni-man-hugo-hugo-dance-gif-16156516806200771435

[queen moth]

So you think you could stone me and spit in my eye 💔

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-supercut-hard-thragg-he-has-me-invincible-gif-14238247084429664073

using that bionic eye for subatomic precision

[queen moth]

You missed hair follicule 17b

[pliant forge]

What happened to the blogs?

[severe agate]

I ate them

[toxic relic]

their early work was a little too..new wave for my taste.

[pliant forge]

Spit them out, right now

[neat moat]

they got shyzled

[burnt kite]

they got shyzled hard

[pliant forge]

[vital marten]

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-gif-3397568161154480277

[neat moat]

[severe agate]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-cat-tongue-funny-joshuaelias033-gif-8410217605312964580

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/bleh-bleh-cat-spinning-cat-bleeeh-gif-27228826

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-24837098

[vital marten]

Bleps

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blep-gif-27395371

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-vào-mặt-cái-cám-bonk-anime-bonk-meme-bonk-dog-gif-26069974

[candid patio]

Anyone ever driven the road between Ottawa and Toronto?

[queen moth]

Bit far for me

[rose lodge]

man i fucking suck at making friends

holy shit

[queen moth]

It's okay little plunga

[candid patio]

It looks really remote

[rose lodge]

i engaged in conversation with 8 people

[queen moth]

Drive between two towns here and you've got barren wasteland the whole way between

[rose lodge]

1 of them called me a weirdo

another one said i should leave him be

[candid patio]

Google maps had me drive mostly through the USA to get here and it's telling me to drive mostly through Canada on the way home. Feels weird.

[rose lodge]

6 of them just akwardly left

[queen moth]

All is well plunga

[rose lodge]

and the only one that was mildly successfull only talks to ,me if i do first

am i doing something wrong?

[queen moth]

Probably just not talking to the right people

[rose lodge]

i thought 8 people would be a large enough margin to make at least 1 friend

sigh

[candid patio]

In all seriousness, probably.