general_chat

[burnt kite]

the eyes full of judgement and disdain

[toxic relic]

your worth can be reneged

revoked and overruled

[ebon yacht]

The wise horse offered me two pills, red and blue. Choose wisely it said, the blue will make me stay in comfort zone and illusion of government safety but if i choose red one.. it will open my eyes how deep it goes to truly understand zomboid...

[stone meadow]

yea why

[toxic relic]

open your eyes, nero.
take a breath, look around.
this is the real zomboid

[burnt kite]

floofie wants you to do this

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-mustard-tarkov-hop-on-gif-26160292

[toxic relic]

minor

i'm going to pretend thats omar and frogski so its less weird

[dim cloak]

and the 3rd guy

[toxic relic]

leon

i dont want to be a part of that

[dim cloak]

same

[toxic relic]

real

seems like something they'd do though

actually, if this was irl it would be so fucking funny, i'd do it haha

me and the homies creating an analogue horror about hotdogs

[dim cloak]

with sexual undertones

[toxic relic]

of course

that was implied

[acoustic dome]

How do I add armor to vehicles ?

Do I have to make the armor in a forge or something?

[toxic relic]

with your arms

and some tools

[burnt kite]

I JAMMED MY FUCKING BALLS

MY BALLS

[thin wedge]

Press x to clear it

[toxic relic]

it's alright, i've been in this situation

butter, gloves, and patience

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/pee-stream-force-push-relief-gif-15655593

Eggman reference

[toxic relic]

piss on the moon

real

[burnt kite]

hey gordon, look how hard i can pee

pshhhhhhht

[toxic relic]

i know the movie this is from

holy shit yeah

its a 2008 korean comedy-parody movie

[burnt kite]

is it the one about your mom

[toxic relic]

no its the one about your dignity

just like the one piece...you'll never get it

[burnt kite]

unlike one piece, its not real

[toxic relic]

i actually dont think i post the movie name

damn, knowledge of art being locked away

[fair yacht]

friends!

[burnt kite]

gatekeeping moon pissers

[toxic relic]

truly

[burnt kite]

the pissening

she doom me till i boom

[toxic relic]

wrong reply

that was meant for alice

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-cheers-toast-drinks-chill-gif-17343916731492515031

[fair yacht]

:)

to add on why im so happy..

i guess its my delusions keeping me that way

[ivory heart]

when do you guys think that gta 6 will launch on pc

[toxic relic]

that's alright

[candid tide]

in 3 years

[toxic relic]

don't care

[fair yacht]

:3

[candid tide]

bros

[ivory heart]

if gta 6 releases as planned in 2025 on console when will it come to pc i wonder

[candid tide]

you know brows

[toxic relic]

gta 6 will be bad

[candid tide]

i love you broes

[toxic relic]

thats my prophecy

[ivory heart]

Well possibly why u didn't ask and why I did

[toxic relic]

itll be hard dookie

[ivory heart]

perhaps it shows that I do care lol

[burnt kite]

most gtas have launched pc first

[candid tide]

🫃

[toxic relic]

this is objectively incorrect

lmao

[ivory heart]

Gta 5 came to pc in 2015 and it released in 2013

[candid tide]

bros

[burnt kite]

dont lmao me

im correct

[toxic relic]

yeah we've all seen this

[candid tide]

lmao

[candid tide]

i havent

[toxic relic]

you're wrong...

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pain-gif-25934677

[candid tide]

you are WRONG @burnt kite

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/have-you-been-sir-have-you-been-novy-have-you-been-have-you-been-lately-gif-17509219243470666134

[candid tide]

and you are going to DIE

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/boomb-cat-boomb-cat-boom-cat-explosion-explosion-gif-gif-17107588862516012936

[candid tide]

a lot of people have DIED for being WRONG

[ivory heart]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-gta-6-gif-17550304013888839658

[burnt kite]

wrong

[ivory heart]

wow

[candid tide]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-gta-6-gif-17550304013888839658

[fair yacht]

watch gta 6 dumb down the ragdoll physics

rdr2 had it great

[burnt kite]

return to gta sa anims

[toxic relic]

literally only the first gta was initially a pc release, on ms-dos

[ivory heart]

rdr2 > gta V

[candid tide]

can do you not know that @burnt kite

[fair yacht]

also

[burnt kite]

i did say most

[candid tide]

that a lot of people have DIED for being WRONG

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-rdr2-red-dead-gif-20872214

[candid tide]

and you were WRONG!!!

[fair yacht]

if gta 6 doesnt let me blow off limbs like i could in RDR2 then its a step backwards imo

[burnt kite]

nuh uh

[toxic relic]

most means almost all or a large majority, not only 1

[candid tide]

and you are going to DIE

[ivory heart]

It probably will

[candid tide]

you're gonna trip and break all of your bones

[fair yacht]

hopefully

the gta 5 ragdoll physics sucked. they were too stiff

[burnt kite]

WROOONG

[candid tide]

i am correct

i am the correctest

[ivory heart]

gta 4 was so much better when it came to ragdoll physics

[candid tide]

for my name is Mr Right

im always right

[burnt kite]

everyone knows that

[candid tide]

never left and wrong

[ivory heart]

oh well my laptop couldn't handle gta 6 anyway but I'll build a PC in September

[candid tide]

let's talk politics

[ivory heart]

alr

lol

[candid tide]

would you vote for a guy named wisely?

like his name literally "Wisely"

[burnt kite]

yes

[ivory heart]

[candid tide]

vote wisely they say, yet he never wins a single election

[burnt kite]

because i chose wisely

[candid tide]

if i ever get a child, im gonna name him "Wisely" and raise him to be a politicer

[ivory heart]

That's a knee slapper

I will use this joke when i'm 40

[candid tide]

my grandfather told me that joke

[ivory heart]

lol

W grandpa

[candid tide]

so it certainly is an old people joke

[heavy ivy]

children are eh im gonna turn people into dragons instead

[candid tide]

you like dragons?

i hear @lilac quarry also likes dragons

he can tell you all about it

[lilac quarry]

my son really loves them tbh

[tall glen]

ah this was the most embarrasing death yet

got my groin bitten in a gas station bathroom

[candid tide]

i once got bit on the groin at the riverside trailer park

[rose kestrel]

Never cook again

[candid patio]

Why didn't anyone tell me that Boston is absolutely stunning

[candid tide]

butt up your bunghole

[candid patio]

Like what a beautiful city

[toxic relic]

imagine trying this ember

bro doesnt even know what he doesnt know

[candid tide]

i called him to deez nuts the guy

you poopyface butt fart

[rose kestrel]

worst day to know English

[bronze moat]

Old caretaker / Nurse joke

“Man, I catch a lotta shit at my job”

[fair yacht]

foxy roxy fren!

[bronze moat]

Alice fren

[fair yacht]

hello!

https://tenor.com/view/alice-zuberg-sword-art-online-discord-banners-gif-23272330

[bronze moat]

🤝

[fair yacht]

guh

[burnt kite]

pkay goth boot licker

[candid patio]

This isn't even the prettiest church on this block

[bronze moat]

We have churches like that in seattle!

[burnt kite]

what does seattle not have

[young kelp]

me

[tall glen]

was that picture taken on the one sunny day a year?

[bronze moat]

Boston gets a bad rep cause people post tons of content from the slum areas

[tall glen]

slum areas should be burned to the ground

[candid patio]

Lol it is perfect weather today

[tall glen]

the poor can live in Salem

[bronze moat]

U mean rebuilt? Yea I agree

[toxic relic]

ok mr burns, its time for your meds

[bronze moat]

Salem’s mean income is $100K+ I think

[tall glen]

indeed

the poor!

[sterile iris]

beautiful

[toxic relic]

i forget the "usa" as a country is only like 250 years old

weird timeline of events

[nimble ivy]

fort, night.

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/backpack-kid-backpack-kid-dance-floss-floss-dance-gif-18264451

[candid patio]

Didn't like that one too much editing

Raw

[rose kestrel]

fort bal

[hasty thistle]

Fart bowl!

[thin wedge]

ya but boston doesn't have the best church

[onyx igloo]

Sustenance

[dim cloak]

mmmmmm... charcoal....

[toxic relic]

grilling is peak

[dim cloak]

where'd it go?

[toxic relic]

barbequing cabbage wrapped eggplant marinated in soysauce and chilli oil

[nimble ivy]

try fingers
but hole

[toxic relic]

eggplant

[stone meadow]

eaten

[toxic relic]

okay sledge

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-noooo-nooo-noo-no-gif-17139315586294057944

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/its-taco-tuesday-bron-taco-tuesday-taco-tuesdays-lebrons-family-the-james-gif-14368106

[onyx igloo]

Propane

Actually

[toxic relic]

damn

sad

[onyx igloo]

I got tequila lime chicken

Good enough?

[onyx igloo]

Yeah our charcoal grills.. grilling piece? Is rusted to shot

[toxic relic]

the grilling plate?

[onyx igloo]

Yeah lol

[toxic relic]

just get a stainless steel brush dude

[onyx igloo]

He's looking for one

[toxic relic]

you're supposed to clean them every few uses

[toxic relic]

do you just grill on the same plate every time without cleaning

[onyx igloo]

I do clean it

But this time the grill brush broke in half

[toxic relic]

lmao

[dim cloak]

suuuuurre

[onyx igloo]

I was smacking pollen off it like a dumbass lmao

[onyx igloo]

Evidence left by a dumbass

[toxic relic]

dude

at least you know now

[onyx igloo]

yeah

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/mane-im-dead-gif-6502286207230651503

[onyx igloo]

It cleanly broke in half too lmao

[dim cloak]

Cheesecake pizza

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/yuckers-yummers-homelander-its-yummers-gif-10513465113292340707

[bronze moat]

Epic.

[thin wedge]

the most appetizing new yorker meal

[toxic relic]

cheesecake...pizza

[candid patio]

I really liked how this guy looked in this frame and lighting and when I stopped to take his picture he started covering his face and acting all goofy

So I told him to stop it and go back to looking cool

[toxic relic]

why would you take pictures of random people

[candid patio]

I'm an invasive weirdo?

[toxic relic]

makes sense

just ask first

[candid patio]

That makes it so much harder

It's easier to ask for permission than forgiveness

[toxic relic]

if consideration is hard for you , i dunno what to say bud. wait what

so you agree

[candid patio]

Errr scratch that

Reverse it

[toxic relic]

HASHAHHA

freudian slip

[candid patio]

Also there's nothing wrong with taking people's pictures in public

[toxic relic]

thats debateable

id argue its ethically wrong

[candid patio]

It's not illegal

[toxic relic]

a lot of things that are ethically wrong are legal

[candid patio]

Ethically wrong... How?

[toxic relic]

you're taking photos of them

do you not see the issue

[candid patio]

If a photographer needs consent from every person that happens to be in their photo, then practically every photo is unethical

[toxic relic]

no? lol, you're taking it to a logical extreme with is a fallacy

the idea of 'implied consent' in a public space is weird

[candid patio]

The man was on the steps of a large statue in a very public area

[toxic relic]

ok

i usually just blur out faces

so i dont disturb their time but also dont have pictures of their face

[vague thicket]

There lowkey is

Taking pics of strangers is just a bit weird

I hate being in peoples pics and videos it pisses me off

[raven crane]

Especially if you didn't ask for their permission lol

[toxic relic]

real

[vague thicket]

it’s definitely not creepy cuz like that intent isn’t there but it’s still like

what’s the word

[toxic relic]

uncomfortable?

[vague thicket]

inconsiderate

[toxic relic]

ah ye ye

the other c word

[vague thicket]

I had to freaking look it up

my brains not working

But yea especially like people who purposely take pics of people to be mean

that shits insane

I would never see someone and be like “I have to take a picture of this total stranger”

[dim cloak]

although i kinda agree with you, if you take a pic of, for example, yourself, and happen to get a pic of some people walking by in the background, that isn't mean or inconsiderate imo, unless it was intentional

btw you scared me with a notif earlier

[vague thicket]

yea that’s fine n all but id still blur them out or put a sticker on them or smthn

[dim cloak]

lol

[vague thicket]

mods

[dim cloak]

fair

also why'd you call for mods

[vague thicket]

mod abuse

[dim cloak]

?

I'm not a mod?

and I'm not abusing anything?

[vague thicket]

they should make u a mod i think

i should be allowed to pick the next mods

[dim cloak]

I mean, I'm a mod on a different server...

[toxic relic]

it was not sincere, thrash is just "quirky"

[dim cloak]

ah ok

[toxic relic]

" only drink monster and chainsmoke cigs " quirky

[dim cloak]

idk what that means but ok

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/mane-im-dead-gif-6502286207230651503

[toxic relic]

[vague thicket]

thast just how i live my life i dont do it to be quirky

i be cutting the filters off my cigarettes atp

[toxic relic]

average disney movie mc

[vague thicket]

kill me💔

[toxic relic]

i would if i could

[vague thicket]

do u promise

[toxic relic]

yes

🤝

[vague thicket]

its not being quirky its called aura farming

trust me

[toxic relic]

you're not dagoth ur

[dusky grail]

algum br pra jogar cmg?

[toxic relic]

you cant reach his cool

[toxic relic]

#1019737819981283459
#1019725562337579028
#1019743790178762812

[vague thicket]

he looks like a nerd

[dim cloak]

A reminder the HHA loved my cardboard box placement

[vague thicket]

ANIMAL CROSSING CONTENT IN 2025

holy moly

[dim cloak]

the pic is from like 2021 or so

[toxic relic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPCmdCS6fS4

[dim cloak]

also I just found it funny

[toxic relic]

you didnt even name the image something cool like "piss god"

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/dagoth-ur-im-a-god-god-how-can-you-kill-a-god-dagoth-gif-17488919

[toxic relic]

image0

[dim cloak]

it's bc It's not saved atm. it's just in my clipboard. (on my phone)

[toxic relic]

damn

searching the metadate 🤓

[vague thicket]

I can’t believe they just made animal crossing then dumped it after the dlc

they could have done so much more

[dim cloak]

or just check my switch. 🙄

[vague thicket]

Nintendo moment

[toxic relic]

i have no expectations of nintentdo yet they still fiind ways to disappoint me

paying for voice chat on switch 2

[vague thicket]

the new pokemon game looks so fuckin trash

[toxic relic]

[dusky grail]

pessoal BR me chama aí pra gente jogar

[toxic relic]

its fine ill just emulate old nintendo games

[vague thicket]

i gave up hope after what they did to dp remakes

[spiral condor]

some guy got arrested at the mcdonalds in town

[vague thicket]

I WANNA PLAY POKEMON SAPPHIRE SO BAD

[spiral condor]

like 2-3 cop cars were there

[vague thicket]

im too lazy to look for gba emulator

[spiral condor]

buy the gmae

[vague thicket]

my brother in christ

[dim cloak]

um

[toxic relic]

dude cant input a search into browser

[toxic relic]

yes, and?

[vague thicket]

but which one is right

[spiral condor]

womp womp

[vague thicket]

and works

[toxic relic]

well

[dim cloak]

psst if you need a rom megaarchive i know a site

[toxic relic]

you can test them

i do use one...but that is knowledge for a higher plane

[dim cloak]

for every rom from the atari to the wii-u era

[toxic relic]

wii-u? no, i pissed earlier

[vague thicket]

only emulator i used recently was yuzu

[dim cloak]

including bios

[vague thicket]

rip to the realest ones

[plush cobalt]

Erm actually Nintendo is awesome and here's why

[dim cloak]

yeah like pcsx2

[dim cloak]

[REDACTED]

[plush cobalt]

Me when I mention Pokémon and my birth certificate gets a copyright takedown order

[vague thicket]

I miss when they cared abt pokemon

[dim cloak]

<I'm sorry about that. I actually love Nintendo of America™️!>

[jagged coyote]

gente alguien conoce algún buen server? de preferencia pvp,pve y con pocos mods

[dim cloak]

becomes a nintendo propaganda machine

[plush cobalt]

Game Freak used to mean something

[plush cobalt]

This is an English only server, but you can probably find players who speak Spanish in #1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028

[vague thicket]

the diamond and pearl remakes deadass ruined Nintendo for me

I gave up on them

[dim cloak]

btw PokeMMO's still going strong somehow

[vague thicket]

pokemon arceus was sick tho

[dim cloak]

idk htf PokeMMO manages to avoid copyright takedowns and lawsuits

https://pokemmo.com/

However it requires you to find the roms yourself

[plush cobalt]

I imagine if it got super popular they'd be all over it

[vague thicket]

OHH I remember that lmfao

nah they for sure know abt it

[dim cloak]

they are!

[plush cobalt]

Oh then ig they're just built different

[vague thicket]

They are probably just waiting to kill them like they did palworld and yuzu

[dim cloak]

Pokemmo's got like thousdands of players online daily

[dim cloak]

probably focusing on bigger players in the emulation game

like the r/Roms Megathread

but since it's backed by archive.org...

[plush cobalt]

The worst thing that can happen is a gamer having fun

[dim cloak]

but also by another thing

[vague thicket]

maybe if they stopped releasing garbage people would stop being so desperate for the nostalgia of when they gaf abt games

[dim cloak]

something called Myrient

[bronze moat]

Public space and privacy has always been an issue.

There’s entire youtube/IG/SNAP accounts based on filming people in public.

“hot girls walking” is literally making money for thousands of people

[plush cobalt]

I'd be careful being explicit abt that here

[dim cloak]

?

[plush cobalt]

Not that any of us would care, just that it may be breaking rules

[vague thicket]

ya be careful

[dim cloak]

oh i'm not gonna post any links

[toxic relic]

i finished the manga

[bronze moat]

Yeep. Some websites should also not be named

[toxic relic]

now i read fish and water

[toxic relic]

you cant name em either

well you can, but its risky

[dim cloak]

i didn't evne know what the myrent thing was at first tbh

i just thought it was like a file hosting service

[toxic relic]

ahahah yeah, this manga is really good

[dim cloak]

ty for the warning tho

[toxic relic]

[bronze moat]

I wouldnt. If people ask me pretty certain websites related to mods I’m involved with? I never posted in any kind of public chat room.

I may be a Gooner Creator but I require age verification Before I tell people where to go

[vague thicket]

LMFAO

[plush cobalt]

Gooner creator sounds like you do some sort of magic ritual to create gooners

[vague thicket]

gooner creator is crazy

[plush cobalt]

I cast goon genesis

[dim cloak]

anywat, to change the subject
look new alestorm single
https://youtu.be/X2WH9_x5W0A?si=-cRIXncX7jipCWik

[bronze moat]

In a way it is. When I stream on twitch? Sometimes my audience is five people.

The moment I launch naughty Skyrim? I get over 500 people login within the first five seconds

[fair yacht]

D: THUNDER

[dim cloak]

same here

[bronze moat]

If I could monetize that, I’d actually be making decent money 😂

[plush cobalt]

😨 500 goons

[fair yacht]

😭

[dim cloak]

at least there was thunder

[fair yacht]

bro i just wanna play on my ps5

maybe i will just cry while watching SAO

[wraith dust]

[toxic relic]

the gooning industry is very lucrative but it feels weird to make money off of it

look at this guy

[plush cobalt]

I looked at him quickly

[toxic relic]

folding laundry

[bronze moat]

And that’s not even the primary content lol. I’m currently inside of a castle spending about 40 hours decorating and designing NPC’s different jobs.

But I use all the high-end graphics, mods, 4K, and other interactions so it’s actually fascinating to watch.

[fair yacht]

me who enjoys vanilla

[toxic relic]

i just wanna read about folding laundry and eating food

i dont want hd gooning material

[fair yacht]

read about people trapped in a VR mmo instead

:)

[toxic relic]

no, thanks

[fair yacht]

😭

[dim cloak]

or watch the abridged version. Legit hilarious

[toxic relic]

i'm glad you enjoy sao but i...have issues with it

[fair yacht]

i will never watch the abridged version.

[plush cobalt]

Oh, to lead a slow, simple life that involves folding laundry and eating food. Alas, here in the future I haven't time for such frivolity

[fair yacht]

😭

[dim cloak]

why not

[bronze moat]

I just learned today that the oblivion remaster left in the screwed up voice line.

It’s that elf lady that’s reading a line, then the voice actress literally says wait let me try that again, and then repeats her voice line.

All the Jank is still in the game lol

[fair yacht]

no.

[toxic relic]

the manga was set in one of the lockdowns

truly a time for slow and simple

[plush cobalt]

Real

[fair yacht]

did they keep the "Thank ye kind sir" and then the "the tiber spetim hotel..."

[dim cloak]

[fair yacht]

for the beggars

[toxic relic]

and they kiss at the end

[bronze moat]

Vanilla games are legit. I just really need my goth boots and miniskirts

[toxic relic]

what about cargo shorts and dirty tshirts

[fair yacht]

😍

[toxic relic]

thats my representation 🙏

[bronze moat]

Got those too!

My cyberpunk is packed with cars and clothing.

Spent 3 hours last night copy/pasting textures so NPC’s can wear clothing

[toxic relic]

neurodivergency

activating your ult: hyperfocus

[bronze moat]

I’ve trained willow To hop up on her hind legs for head pats

[dim cloak]

nice

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/lucy-anime-gif-4677923

me if i could use 100% of my brain

[dim cloak]

you would... kill a man?

[fair yacht]

what

no

id have invisible vector hands

[dim cloak]

ah ok

[bronze moat]

Take solace that using 100% of your brain is completely a myth.

Also, take solace that if you can read beyond a fifth grade level, and do math or other things beyond fifth grade level, you’re literally already in the upper 50% of Americans.

[median torrent]

i almost forgot that i cant use embed

[toxic relic]

thats such an odd myth

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/ralphwiggum-smart-simpsons-gif-5270199

[toxic relic]

like your brain is some kind of bethesda game that keeps pieces behind a paywall

[fair yacht]

😭

[bronze moat]

Ideas take hold and people refuse to let them go.

Same thing with the idea of the alpha wolf. Literally a mess. Literally the guy super stated it has been spending 30 years now. Trying to get people to stop believing in it and he’s admitted his mistake.

But the idea took hold, and it’s popular, so people refuse to even believe the guy himself

[toxic relic]

weird

i cant even read gay webcomics about furry wolves cause i get mad at the 'alpha' misnomer

truly, a stain on our culture-incorrect ecology

[bronze moat]

Same thing with some paranormal abilities to be honest. The amazing Randi and Houdini’s group is now up to around $15 million tax free for anyone who can demonstrate paranormal ability in a controlled environment.

No one‘s been able to do it and they’ve been increasing the dollar amount every year for a good 50 something years I think?

Graduates who used to take the amazing Randi psychology courses used to host cold readings before a live audience, and at the end of the show, they would admit that it was all fake. And people STILL Believed that this kid who just completed his psychology degree was in touch with spirits when all he was doing was using cold reading

[toxic relic]

[bronze moat]

A lot of things in the world will also make better sense if you view the majority of people on the planet are only about as sophisticated as a fifth grader.

Because that’s literally the demographic. Most people do not mentally or emotionally mature after about age 11.

So that 50 year old congressman you don’t like? He’s an 11 year old in an old body.

[icy vigil]

[bronze moat]

I’ve had some interesting lectures on that very same topic. Pharaohs, Kings, Presidents, world, leaders, generals, all of them.

Vast majority are literally no more sophisticated than an 11 year old

[fair yacht]

[toxic relic]

new zealand doesnt have a congress

but real

[icy vigil]

Susiety posting

[bronze moat]

Society

[fair yacht]

Aincrad

[bronze moat]

“the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked. The trick is to not play their game” -Harlequin.

This fictional dude shaped lot of my teen year Philosophy. Major kudos to the writers who created his character and adventures.

[toxic relic]

what game this

[polar kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1296551949428326473/1302370706570346536/evil_singer.gif

[severe agate]

I miss the days when Joker was actually a jokester

https://tenor.com/view/joker-oh-goody-so-good-i-cant-wait-gif-18043552

[thin wedge]

true

[rose kestrel]

why they hangin?

[thin wedge]

wumpus must die for corpos

[icy vigil]

They want to get taller

[rose kestrel]

knee surgery?

[icy vigil]

That method is more accessible

[floral fiber]

They are just hanging out

[icy vigil]

And the insurance pays out instead

[rose kestrel]

which insurance? Asking for a friend.

[polar kernel]

foreshadowing!

[rose kestrel]

are those the paramedics when they arrive at the scene?

[polar kernel]

yes

[vital marten]

Just removed acoustic texture from two ceilings!! I’m covered in it 😄

https://tenor.com/view/super-troopers-favre-delicious-its-delicious-gif-23119799

[stiff geyser]

@toxic relic why is your name like that?

[rose kestrel]

origin story

[bronze moat]

Shadowrun.

Basically cyberpunk, but with magic.

In 2012, magic came back.

So by 2050-2080 timeline, literal dragons run entire corporations, orks and trolls and elves walk the streets.

The will smith movie “bright” where hes a cop and his partner is an Ork?

That’s Shadowrun

[vital marten]

Stink Fartass is the name

Mr*

[rose kestrel]

Like Modern World of Warcraft

[stiff geyser]

I miss thursdoids

[vital marten]

They’re deceased?

[bronze moat]

@toxic relic back in 1993, cyberpunk 2033 was more or less killed off by Shadowrun.

Cyberpunk RPG books stopped being published as almost all fans jumped over to play Shadowrun instead

[bronze moat]

Maybe closer to DnD set on modern Earth.

Imagine your neighbors are orks, dwarves, magicians, etc.

Then add in modern tech.

Then add in cyberware

[vital marten]

Berserker rage skill outta go crazy in this timeline

[rose kestrel]

WOW can have Cyborg Orc riding a motorcycle

and they get a speeding ticket from a gnome

[toxic relic]

none of your business

[stiff geyser]

[toxic relic]

interesting

sounds cool

i hate that movie though, so bad comparison haha

[vital marten]

We’ll get that story later on Stinkname

[toxic relic]

its a long running thing

it started with a fart joke

[bronze moat]

I have content in some of the books!

TONS of content comes from fans and freelancers.

Was a very “living” RPG

[toxic relic]

sick

[candid patio]

I had to drive so I couldn't finish the discussion about taking other people's pictures without their permission

But I showed my wife the shot and she said it was a good shot and I told her the story and she said it's not that bad

And it's a cool shot

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-likes2-snoopy-blowing-peanuts-dog-gif-16955572

[toxic relic]

playground fight style huh?

well, i know you are but what am i

evil cow

[vital marten]

Morally it’s debatable but in the states it’s generally looked down upon. Legally it’s fine as long as it’s not weird and in a public place

As someone who enjoys photography and would love to catch people in their best light, I see no problem with it

[candid patio]

Thank you

[toxic relic]

both of you

deplorable

more rain

[candid patio]

He definitely knew what I was doing and had an opportunity to move if he didn't want to be in the shot.

I just thought it was a fun interaction

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/john-oliver-rain-pouring-rain-face-open-mouth-gif-1049355157674027878

[vital marten]

Even a shot where someone’s unaware, say you happen to see a friend while out and about, they’re shopping or spending time with someone and are visibly happy

That’s the perfect chance to catch them in such a light and truth in their smile and being that no other picture would compare

[toxic relic]

dude

thats weird

maybe its an american thing

[vital marten]

I wouldn’t do it for someone idk but I’d definitely do it and share it with my friend

[toxic relic]

[vital marten]

I’m not gay I swear!!!

[bronze moat]

Some cities have laws on the books that allow criminal prosecution for photography.

ACTUAL prosecution however is under 0.01% because is so ubiquitous

[vital marten]

😆

[toxic relic]

its not 'illegal' here but people dont like being taken photos of

ive seen a lot of tourists being told off in public cause of it

[toxic relic]

i am though

its not weird like that

its weird cause its invasive

i've never looked at a stranger and thought "damn, bro, let me photograph you under this lighting"

[vital marten]

Well neither have I lmao

[bronze moat]

Region super matters.

Areas of Italy? No one cares.

Visit cat city? No one cares.

But the moment you take a photo of a diner or coffee shop and start dancing or doing TikTok crap?

The waiter will tell you to go elsewhere

[toxic relic]

diner

i should go to one

[vital marten]

Agreed. It really depends where you are, the and the entirety of the situation

[last spoke]

There are countless reasons someone might not want to even appear in the background of photos. Be considerate

[vital marten]

I find myself prioritizing photos of friends and family because when my uncle passed not too long ago we had only a couple pictures to show at his funeral and they weren’t all that good

[candid patio]

But I do respect stink's opinion and I try to be respectful of people.

If I feel like it's too invasive I won't even try to take the shot.

Depending on the moment, I'll take it without asking, or I'll ask, or I'll skip it. Just depends on stuff.

This particular instance, he was an accessory to a picture of a cool statue.

Am I supposed to not take a picture of a statue because someone is sitting in the frame?

It's not like I'm walking around fingering my belly button and taking upskirts of people

[toxic relic]

another logical extreme

i just wouldnt take the picture or...blur their face lol

idk why we're still talking about this haha

diner is a good idea

what the fuck is a diner

like a pub?

[candid patio]

This was outside, on a busy street, at a busy park

[vital marten]

A place where you eat dinner/lunch is my imagination of one

A diner must have a TV with football on or cool down to earth servers who’ll joke with you

[heavy ivy]

i ate too much dinner like the gluttonous beast i am

[toxic relic]

you must sleep

so the powers can be fully absorbed

[vital marten]

Gotta level up

[toxic relic]

sounds like a pub lmao

but its football not american football

or rugby

[heavy ivy]

i will sleep in time

for now, bed gaming

[vital marten]

Does anyone ever watch them TVs? I can’t say I’ve noticed anyone do more than glance at one, on top of that they keep the volume practically on mute

[candid patio]

I was thinking more like a 50s diner with a jukebox a surly waitress named Shirley who smokes cigarettes and is equal parts charming and impatient.

[bronze moat]

In general don’t sweat it.

Random peeps get photographed all the time.

The LEAST nefarious is an actual photographer

[heavy ivy]

they are quite nice for my adhd brain that cannot handle sitting in a normal pose

[vital marten]

There’s this Mom and Pop diner out in Pottsboro Tx with this exact vibe

They even allow smoking in the diner itself

[hardy mural]

You are rank #264 at level 20 with 19,860 experience. (240 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 87%

[heavy ivy]

i have no mouth but i must grind

[vital marten]

This is how Stinkname gained levels

[heavy ivy]

indeed indeed

[candid patio]

Thank you.
I'm over here feeling like I'm some depraved sick individual in the eyes of the room and that hurt my feelings.

[candid patio]

Yes!! 🚬

Do they serve steak and eggs?

Does the coffee come in ugly brown mugs? And it's better than it has any right to be?

This one came out good

[toxic relic]

looks like a peanor

[neat moat]

I have no game and I must rizz

[heavy ivy]

those kinda places are fucking awesome

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-god-of-war-ps2-face-angry-gif-10927442902725383980

[candid patio]

The spot in my heart has dozens of customers who eat there every day and they get the same thing at the same time and they sit in the same seat

[neat moat]

I think you should get that checked out

People shouldn't be eating your heart

let alone be inside it

[candid patio]

Lol I didn't think that when I took the shot. I liked the framing and the corner caps on the main building. The corner caps didn't come out clear though 😦

[rose kestrel]

keep the change

[bronze moat]

Nah don’t sweat it.

Now if someone says please move along and you argue “I’m just sittin here!” Like those content creators do to catch views?

Then U R degen.

Otherwise photograph whatever U want.

I’ve taken plenty of pics of the trolls that live in my hood and there are almost always people around

[vital marten]

Yes yes and yes

There’s also all kinds of old knickknacks and vintage signage and photographs

It’s a great place, they have a daily meal special for 7.50, comes with a tea or caned coke

[tall glen]

dear devs find stale dead fish on shores while foraging would be nice

better then worms

[rose kestrel]

should I be feeding the local pigeons toxic waste every day like usual?

[vital marten]

Do you hate the city?

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/troutslap-gif-24400969

[toxic relic]

poisoning pigeons in the park

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY

[harsh vault]

hai chat!!

[vital marten]

I knew it sounded like a song

[harsh vault]

hai lou!

[toxic relic]

tom lehrer is still alive

dude is pushing 100

[vital marten]

Is this guy a comedian or actually a musician? The channel makes it hard to figure

[harsh vault]

both?

[vital marten]

Interesting

[toxic relic]

both lol

[harsh vault]

i mean

weird al is a comedic musician

why cant he too

[toxic relic]

he was a mathematician and worked for the nsa, then became a comedic musician

[harsh vault]

did he get fired or something

[vital marten]

Haven’t heard of either one of these guys before

Seems a cool style though

[harsh vault]

lou

you have never heard

of weird al yankovic?

[vital marten]

No

[toxic relic]

it was the nsa not cia

[neat moat]

why he quit

[toxic relic]

same thing

[neat moat]

yes

[toxic relic]

idk his life dude

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lehrer#Academic_and_military_career

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kill-you-gif-5063683583336604795

[neat moat]

they are the exact same organization stink

[harsh vault]

erm

technically not

[toxic relic]

id say they are

[harsh vault]

YOU SEE

[neat moat]

floofie doesn't know sarcasm

[harsh vault]

ouh

it was sarcasm?

[toxic relic]

dude what

[rose kestrel]

thanks for the tip gang

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-half-life-half-life-2-city-scanner-half-life-scanner-gif-8655262717385467628

[toxic relic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs
this is my favourite of his

[harsh vault]

whats that thing

[neat moat]

no idea

[toxic relic]

half life

[harsh vault]

oh

[neat moat]

oh

[toxic relic]

scanner

[harsh vault]

i should play half life

i never played it

but i own both

[toxic relic]

its a city scanner iirc

[neat moat]

We all go together ❌
We all lift together ✅

[toxic relic]

meme template

[harsh vault]

also

hai ghoti!!!!

[neat moat]

after all these years you finally comment on it

hello floofie

[harsh vault]

ghoti ghoti ghoti

can i dm uuu

[raven crane]

Listen to "just eat it" by Weird al NOW 😠

[harsh vault]

i has something cool to show

[neat moat]

sure

[hardy mural]

ghoti_the_fish is rank #201 at level 23 with 24,697 experience. (1,853 left for the next level)
[■■■ ] 17%

[toxic relic]

yeesh

good luck with that

[neat moat]

wonder what the two levels are

[vital marten]

I ain’t lying, I don’t consume television so if it was on there I’d never know

Otherwise I’ve never seen someone mention them or heard my parents talk about them

The video is black and white so it’s safe to assume I’m too young to know it otherwise

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zzz-dance-dancing-groovin-gif-5028094838469981580

[vital marten]

I will do so

[neat moat]

Dave still gots it

[bronze moat]

Huh?

[raven crane]

https://tenor.com/view/hai-gif-10567033442484308038

[neat moat]

dancing

[candid patio]

@harsh vault hi

[toxic relic]

weird al isnt on tv dude...

mb for the ping

tom lehrer is an old reference that was retro even when i was a boy

[vital marten]

Idc about pings I’ve got DC muted like a sane person 🤣

[toxic relic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

weird al was early youtube royalty

still a legend to this day afaik

[toxic relic]

wow ghoti

thats a nice instagram meme

[neat moat]

discord meme actually

[rose kestrel]

2004 Honda Civic

[vital marten]

Two corn dogs

[candid patio]

In my day, weird Al making a parody of your song was an honor and a symbol of an artist's success

[candid patio]

I didn't particularly like it

[vital marten]

I’m a picky kid, haven’t even touched my tuna casserole but I’m told just eat it

[neat moat]

the world needed to hear your absolute distane for that meme

the disgusting emanating from your face

[tall glen]

really doing a macho survival wilderness run, tore up all my shirts at teh start for rags and to looki manly

now I am cold and alone

[toxic relic]

tuna casserole

theres a joke here

[candid patio]

Weird Al was way before YouTube

[toxic relic]

true

[neat moat]

gabagool

[candid patio]

I have a weird Al cassette tape

[tall glen]

surviving on mushroom and cilantro skeweres cooked on an open fire

[toxic relic]

sick

[tall glen]

is it poodle hat Slappy?

bone fishing hooks is like level 5

[toxic relic]

it would be so unfortunate
if a rugged survival woodsman found you alone and cold in the woods

[thin wedge]

if the road said turn left ghoti would probably go straight

[toxic relic]

you'd live together in a cabin with defenses

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/roundabout-car-jump-accident-gif-15717073

[toxic relic]

watching the sunsets while hacking through skulls

i would be down for that in an apocalypse

[candid patio]

Weird Al in 3D, featuring Eat It and a bunch of lesser known songs

[candid patio]

If *shia lebeouf found you alone in the woods

[tall glen]

brilliant got myself a handmade fishing rod now

wakeful would be a grest bonus in a wilderness run, so you all know, with no alarms, you need to get up at sunrise to get anything done

I oversleep too much

[vital marten]

How do you make wilderness runs harder

Zombie wise

Migration calls them into the forest but if you’re too deep in it’s never really seemed to be a issue

[tall glen]

enable zombies in woods

default they are super lowq

[vital marten]

New thing, amazing

[tall glen]

they'd actually be a help for me as I'd get supplies

[vital marten]

The longer I wait the more it feels rewarding, this game’ll be so fun in another year

[vital marten]

Clothes for winter, bandages, maggots, yeah there’s nothing to dislike about this one

[young kelp]

new archonexus map quest, part 2

turns out I don't need to do much

my colonists are already worth 190k by themselves

[heavy ivy]

funny island

[young kelp]

so I only need to get like 160k wealth to finish the quest

which would only be like a few raids

[young kelp]

neat mod made it possible

now I only have to worry in 1 direction

unless its mechs

those things come out of the water, but since they can't carry a breacher type with them, its pretty safe

[toxic relic]

worrying in one direction

that is a good phrase

[heavy ivy]

album name

it would make a good one

[toxic relic]

indeed

[bronze moat]

ORKS

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/orks-ork-waaaagh-slugga-boy-dawn-of-war-gif-15592891

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/dakka-tabletop-dungeoneers-discord-orcs-irks-gif-22814163

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/orc-smile-gif-10315643652749609661

[toxic relic]

ork posting

[neat moat]

are you a gork or mork kinda guy

[bronze moat]

Ork waifu

[toxic relic]

i dont like that

[bronze moat]

Orks totally grep all the gronk. They be gonkin’

[toxic relic]

average ogre conversation

the weather is great outside

fighting for your life in the mud weather

[frail shadow]

who made that video

i’d like to have a chat

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/police-vs-wizard-wizard-police-police-wizard-germany-police-vs-wizard-gif-2094175936695045769

[neat moat]

https://youtube.com/@dreadanon?si=FwfNnLye7J1T6vOR

[frail shadow]

hard times are coming

[thin wedge]

so true

[bronze moat]

Orc waifu 1. I think she’s still the most popular ork follower mod ever

[toxic relic]

is that a euphemism

i dont like that either

do they have any orc men

[neat moat]

how tf do you even get stuck fr

[bronze moat]

Scroll up. Gornak is my first husband. Balcksmith ork. Sexy beard and all

[toxic relic]

they have the pig debuff, cant resist mud

[neat moat]

true

[thin wedge]

orc massager

[toxic relic]

eh

[neat moat]

orc happy ending

[toxic relic]

still too lean

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/grunt-orc-orcish-horde-horde-warcraft-gif-17827284571416757297

this more your speed?

[toxic relic]

yes

[bronze moat]

Dis is him. Basic follower but I like him.

A couple others are warriors with face paint

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/9344

[toxic relic]

needs a stomach too

[frail shadow]

you play new vegas at all dave ?

@bronze moat

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/dale-walking-dead-i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-gif-3136629546574604277

[frail shadow]

you’re into that huh

[bronze moat]

Just a little, don’t have the time to invest in it.

My fallout these days is just fallout 4 (69)

[frail shadow]

i wanted to see how much you’ve mangled the game

is it like my all time favourite

i wanted to cry a little

[bronze moat]

Oh! Nah. Only mods for Vegas were bug fixes and graphics. Same with fallout 3

[frail shadow]

but your other ones

different story

how do you play games that don’t offer mod support ?

[bronze moat]

Fallout 4 is modded to hell and back cause I’ve already played through vanilla.

[frail shadow]

do you have some freaky stuff open on a second monitor

[bronze moat]

600+ hours in PZ were pure vanilla

[frail shadow]

brave man

[frail shadow]

i have a hard time modding games because seeing anything that isn’t dev quality just takes me out

[bronze moat]

I have a generalized rule of play vanilla first before modding.

Cause I want to know what I wanna change instead of just changing it blindly.

Like I legit LIKE combat in PZ. So no mods alter combat

And I admittedly detest Brita mods. Not a bad mod. But not a mod style or direction I enjoy

[bronze moat]

Fun Fact: Bethesda devs also created mods!

[candid patio]

My modding experience usually involves trying out a mod for a little bit and then turning it off, unless it's literally fixing broken vanilla content

[frail shadow]

yeah , you’ve told me

one of the biggest new vegas mods was made by the director or something

just stuff he wanted to add but didn’t have time to

[bronze moat]

Fallout London is also hella legit

[silver plank]

Just dont you ever mod Serana

[frail shadow]

is it any good ?

[bronze moat]

Under 10 mods fixed 99% of bugs in skyrim to the point the game FEELS different.

Cause you see stuff that was broken before.

[frail shadow]

i thought it was a paid thing

[bronze moat]

I use Serenaholic for her appearance, SDA for more dialogue as well as marriage options

[silver plank]

No....

Dont destroy Serana

[frail shadow]

just googled it

it’s some emo looking girl

you guys beating off to this stuff or what

tsk tsk

real men play animal crossing new leaf on their citra emulator

[eternal stump]

Anybody mpreg

[bronze moat]

Serenaholic has 8 variants to pick from. But Sereana, in general, is THE most modded NPC in the game.

There’s something like 200 mods that all make her look different

MOST of my mods follow a theme similar to the Bjiin series of mods.

Faces are high poly and got rid of all the straight lines, triangular cheeks, etc.

Compared to vanilla, it’s glammed up, but I am more of a fan of Elder scrolls online takes on character design over old school vanilla looks.

I think Bjinn does a good middle ground between rough nordic environment + people who actually eat food and don’t look half diseased.

[stone breach]

So im thinking i understood why i never did SUPER Great in zomboid before

I always played like i was a badass action hero of sorts right? Tryna kill every zombie that came after me

Now that im actively avoiding fights im doing way better lol

[toxic relic]

plunger discovers how to play the game

the world is less tainted now

[neat moat]

camp fires and ovens are good at cleaning water

[livid notch]

Pz players when they find out sneaking exists

[severe agate]

Sneaking?

Just walk away. What are they gonna do, chase after you?

[stone breach]

Hey it takes time lol

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/suit-african-american-gif-11936269274519423651

Sprinters:

[frail shadow]

i pooped a little when i turned on the night sprinters thing

opening the blinds and seeing a pack of dudes naruto running across the street

[rose kestrel]

main menu -> settings -> brain -> temporal lobe -> hippocampus -> recent memories -> erase

[livid notch]

Install sprinters can vault fences and windows and your in for a treat

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

fuck thats fucking hilarious

[bronze moat]

Yeah the overall intent of Zomboid has always been (and I am paraphrasing) “a visceral survival game, where you play as an average person trying to survive”.

Base game is not set up to be “bad ass” like parkour zombie shooter games

[toxic relic]

dude cleared the memory cache

[frail shadow]

they just do the regular climb don’t they

[silver plank]

It's so over...

[livid notch]

Ye

[frail shadow]

ill admit i played like 1 hour only

so i didn’t get the full experience

[livid oracle]

hey guys anyone know hoiw to fix mouse crusor disappearing

[frail shadow]

im still pretty ass at this game

im pushing like 150 hours

[silver plank]

Are you using OBS?

[livid oracle]

nope

[silver plank]

Doing any streaming?

[livid oracle]

neither

but im using mods

is it problem from the mod ?

[bronze moat]

Oblivion remaster. Base game. No mods.

Oblivion remaster, unmodded, vs. modded.

I prefer the cuter Khajit. He has wares I would TOTALLY buy

[onyx igloo]

bro

[bronze moat]

Under what circumstances is it vanishing?

And are you playing fullscreen or windowed/windowed full screen?

[onyx igloo]

my microphone was so quiet because of my input volume on windows 11

why IS THAT A THING

WHAT PURPOSE DOES THAT SERVE

[toxic relic]

to spite you

[bronze moat]

Yeah it’s a pain. Lotta streamers are ticked cause they get super low volume and it’s not OBS or streamlabs fault. It’s windows.

Same with some of the noise reduction crap.

Like who uses JUST windows to game? Does anyone actually USE windows game bar?

Like 10 people. Maybe

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-screaming-and-crying-guy-miserable-pornacore-noo-gif-4743224782289141052

[toxic relic]

linux moment

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-arthur-morgan-coughing-authur-coughing-gif-513313727455126590

This cold got me like Arthur Morgan Jesus christ

[thin wedge]

only one thing to do now

find a mountain side that faces the sunshine

[livid notch]

Fun fact: (spoilers) ||Arthur wanted to die facing the sunset, yet when he died on mountain he faced the sun rise in the High honor ending, showed how much he changed||

[frail shadow]

i accidentally got spoiled about some rdr2 stuff

i keep wanting to get into it but i keep restarting the snow tutorial part

man that shits like an hour and a half long

you can go die

[livid notch]

Weak

[toxic relic]

no endurance

a shame

[frail shadow]

i’ve done it like 5 times

[vital marten]

just pull a modded save??

[frail shadow]

no??

[toxic relic]

have you completed it

why are you restarting it

[frail shadow]

i’ve finished the tutorial like once

i don’t remember

[toxic relic]

ok

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

im going to take a 3 hour nap

[frail shadow]

first time my horse died like 10 mins after finishing it and i said fuck it and dropped the game

when i came back i just restarted

[toxic relic]

insane lack of determination

[frail shadow]

sometimes i can’t be fucked

[vital marten]

dayz would pull this ones hair out

[toxic relic]

valid

[hidden spruce]

Me when i get you

[frail shadow]

dayz is for lame baby losers

[frail shadow]

im slippery like an eel

[vital marten]

it's just the mainstream reference in this case

[hidden spruce]

bro reminds me of that meme :

[frail shadow]

i’ve never died , so

i’d be a great stalker

im immune to radiation

[livid notch]

Stalk Deez nuts

[hidden spruce]

bro says never died..meanwhile if he encounter a controller in gunslinger , gamma , efp , anomaly...he is dead

[frail shadow]

i’ve played like 3 hours of the first stalker game

it’s good

chernobyl seems like a nice spot to hang out

[hidden spruce]

I'm talkin bout mods
vanilla stalker is easy and fun but gets boring after few hours

for example here is controller of gunslinger : https://youtu.be/mNFwMqn2z6o?t=36
in form of meme ofc

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-pull-up-gif-22528737

[frail shadow]

well yeah i don’t know about all that

i’d want to finish the vanilla stuff first

[hidden spruce]

I'm talkin bout le controller in gunslinger in le video

[frail shadow]

I don’t know even know what you’re on about

what controller

i opened the video and it blasted my eardrums

thank you

[thin wedge]

Its finally time

[rose kestrel]

i gave a mosquito your address

[bronze moat]

My posse is making THOUSANDS per game session.

About to buy up the entire catalogue of gear

[hidden spruce]

damn bro
enough sending me women like zomboid spawn xd

[tall glen]

are you sure?

[thin wedge]

sure are you

[rose kestrel]

they need your blood to feed their kids

[hidden spruce]

bro , that's unfair...

[rose kestrel]

stop avoiding your banking app and go look at what you've done

[thin wedge]

No

Im gonna continue charging my credit card

https://tenor.com/view/dodge-owner-credit-score-jumpscare-meme-gif-26343032

[solid fulcrum]

alguém BR?

[hidden spruce]

no

[frail shadow]

NÃO

7-1 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[solid fulcrum]

hahaha

[neon bramble]

gunslinger is a modernized vanilla pripyat

though vanilla CoP probably holds up the best anyway outside of your hardware being too good for CoP

[stone breach]

...Okay apparently i havent learned to play as well as i thought

Just got bitten and killed cuz i forgot i smashed open the driver window in a car -_-

[neon bramble]

always smash the rear windows to get in

[bronze moat]

I rolled down a window, then pulled over to eat a baked potato.

Zed bit me before I could close the menu.

I never eat in a car anymore

[neon bramble]

aint no animation but you can attack from the open window too

[frail shadow]

can you push them ?

[neon bramble]

I dont remember

[bronze moat]

Melee attack or gun attack, yes

[frail shadow]

pushing would actually be useful

[neon bramble]

what I do remember is you can't control the vehicle and use a 2h weapon at the same time

[frail shadow]

get them to fall over before switching seats

[neon bramble]

so if you say wanted to fire a shotgun, you can't control the vehicle

[frail shadow]

yeah that makes sense

[neon bramble]

a loaded pistol in the glove box goes a long way

[bronze moat]

If not a crowd, if you crit, they fall over. So you can exit and stand on top of them.

But yeah, it WILL save your bacon if timed correctly either way

[frail shadow]

i mean fall over like when your press space

[neon bramble]

y'know I would like some car upgrades though

like build a gun rest on the window at the price of being unable to close the window anymore

or outright fix a shotgun onto the windowframe

[bronze moat]

If yer gonna park, park against a wall or fence.

Zeds can’t climb INTO a car yet. So passenger seat next to a wall makes you immune to attack.

Gun in glove compartment? Pew pew the few outside the car.

Jump into driver seat. Drive away

[frail shadow]

makes sense

[split gorge]

Should I play rimworld or project Zomboid

[bronze moat]

There is ONE car mod with a functional gun turret that like 5% of players even knows exists

[neon bramble]

car with turret would be as busted as an APC

though incredibly fun

[bronze moat]

Meh. Limiting ammo is the top way to nerf guns

[neon bramble]

360 field of fire tho

[bronze moat]

It’s Mr Beans car.

Sit on the chair on the roof. Full 360 shooting.

It works

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-gif-20457597