#general_chat
bronze moat
summer patrol
has anyone ever successfully gotten zomboid running in virtual desktop (in VR) without flickering?
karmic jetty
toxic relic
the language
sacred schooner
onyx igloo
the language
Oh I thought it was a play on words
toxic relic
no lol
onyx igloo
If it's just language my bad
toxic relic
theres a hookah bar near where i live, we go there sometimes
severe agate
toxic relic
good to chill
onyx igloo
i got cigarettes smoke blew in my face and I've hated it with a burning passion since
toxic relic
i got cigarettes smoke blew in my face and I've hated it with a burning passion ...
not the same
onyx igloo
I know
thin wedge
vape with extra steps
onyx igloo
My brain just went to that topic
candid patio
i don't generally enjoy tobacco at all but i would puff on a hookah socially
toxic relic
cigarettes are mostly other shit with a bit of nicotine
onyx igloo
Vapes are shit
thin wedge
who be smoking a cart fr
sacred schooner
i got cigarettes smoke blew in my face and I've hated it with a burning passion ...
that is technically a battery misdemeanor
bronze moat
rose kestrel
i got cigarettes smoke blew in my face and I've hated it with a burning passion ...
hot steam from the dish washer
onyx igloo
that is technically a battery misdemeanor
ooh I get moni?
candid patio
the other tobacco product I would use occasionally is snuff lol
onyx igloo
give me the dolah
toxic relic
the other tobacco product I would use occasionally is snuff lol
real
onyx igloo
NOW!
sacred schooner
ooh I get moni?
no, you just get whoever did it arrested
onyx igloo
SHIT
toxic relic
vape with extra steps
no, its more of a bong
thin wedge
no, its more of a bong
minus the THC
toxic relic
no
sacred schooner
PLUS the THC
toxic relic
you can smoke cannabis in a shisha pipe
thin wedge
nah weed stinky
bronze moat
Best bong is a bent dr pepper can with dirty cig water and toilet paper as a filtet
onyx igloo
meff
toxic relic
where did that come from
bronze moat
moni mentioned
Moni? BAM!
karmic jetty
MONKA
sacred schooner
ew ugly paper money
onyx igloo
bronze moat
ew ugly paper money
I got plastic monies too. BAM!
thin wedge
Good ol makeshift crack pipe
toxic relic
muckleshoot
karmic jetty
put all on black trust
rose kestrel
ew ugly paper money
Fiat Currency? YIKES
thin wedge
thin wedge
put all on black trust
zeely expert gambler trust
karmic jetty
real
sacred schooner
I got plastic monies too. BAM!
that's just gambling
sacred schooner
put all on black trust
put all in tesla stocks
rose kestrel
put all in tesla stocks
tesla socks? I would buy those
sacred schooner
tesla socks? I would buy those
severe agate
thin wedge
sacred schooner
guys? When does it get better?
toxic relic
severe agate
Get used to having no money
onyx igloo
uh oh
toxic relic
get used to always being stressed about whether or not you'll have enough money for rent + bills + food
vital marten
toxic relic
"maybe i can skip most of my meals for the next month, then ill be fine-just walk around restaurants and smell the food"
vital marten
tonight and every other night of this month we dine on the finest top ramen around
onyx igloo
get used to always being stressed about whether or not you'll have enough money ...
so the stress moves from fear of failing exams and being subconscious to if I'm gonna survive in this weird world
toxic relic
you'll still have the latter
sometimes youll have nightmares of the former
but yes
toxic relic
might not what
onyx igloo
dream of being subconsciously thinking about how much of an idiot i am
thin wedge
"maybe i can skip most of my meals for the next month, then ill be fine-just wal...
when can we pirate food
bronze moat
that's just gambling
Yup.
onyx igloo
when can we pirate food
thats call shoplifting
toxic relic
when can we pirate food
FUCK dude that would be sick
thin wedge
thats call shoplifting
SELF CHECKOUT HELL YA
toxic relic
thats call shoplifting
its called advanced consumerism
onyx igloo
you can probably morally get away shoplifting from a big grocery store
toxic relic
yeah
onyx igloo
i don't respect stealing from small business
toxic relic
i don't respect stealing from small business
good thing i dont care about your respect
im about to hack the library's 3d printer so i can make burgers
vital marten
https://tenor.com/view/self-checkout-gif-6267705627820322096
curbside the bozo, get a smoothie
bronze moat
now when does it get better
If things drop by 50% then rise by 50% technically it IS better.
Still at 25% worse than before both events , but better than the first dip!
toxic relic
who's small business are you stealing from
your dads
toxic relic
well he has a lot of business with me at night
bronze moat
when can we pirate food
Easy!
Take seed.
Plant seed.
Grow plant.
Eat plant.
Poof you pirated food
vital marten
onyx igloo
well he has a lot of business with me at night
dont talk about my papa like that
bronze moat
Eggs are being sold on the black market
toxic relic
eggs 
onyx igloo
but he likes it
Honestly he'd probably spend most of his time blowing your toilet up
onyx igloo
We all are a man of shit
thin wedge
he do be shitting
thin wedge
onyx igloo
im code brown the pantaloons
sacred schooner
https://tenor.com/view/im-gonna-brown-im-shittsing-shittsing-shittting-shit-gif-...
at this point you need a diaper bill
toxic relic
is toothpaste just shit
thin wedge
silence gacha player
sacred schooner
silence gacha player
no
thin wedge
your opinion is as valid as your stained undies
toxic relic
burn
thin wedge
onyx igloo
is toothpaste just shit
what strikes this thought
sacred schooner
https://tenor.com/view/wuwa-wuthering-waves-jinhsi-jinshi-wuwa-jinhsi-wuthering-...
rose kestrel
Easy!
Take seed.
Plant seed.
Grow plant.
Eat plant.
Poof you pirated food
instructions unclear now i have tape worms and tomaccos
onyx igloo
Near my brain nosehole
sacred schooner
https://tenor.com/view/ifbz-zenless-zone-zero-zenless-zone-zero-gif-395063409508...
well darn, ain't that the truth
onyx igloo
how do I scratch that area without lobotomizing myself
thin wedge
how do I scratch that area without lobotomizing myself
you don't
get an ice pick and start jabbing under your eye cavity
onyx igloo
you do it first
sacred schooner
how do I scratch that area without lobotomizing myself
dunno, maybe an earswab
thin wedge
you do it first
already did
sacred schooner
already did
is that why you keep shitting yourself? you went too deep in your nose
thin wedge
sacred schooner
damn you look good
toxic relic
what strikes this thought
rose kestrel
https://tenor.com/view/rigbycat-rigby-cat-shadow6736-iamrigbycat-funny-gif-29856...
taking 40 zyns after strangulating a father of 3 (in minecraft)
onyx igloo
https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/986948930740813864/1365884589364...
Understood
stark kraken
project zomboid
dim cloak
guys should I go eat another handful of pasta?
depends are you italian
half rivet
lol
gloomy totem
then consume
okay
half rivet
thin wedge
half rivet
https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-...
exactly
gloomy totem
there were ants in it
dim cloak
there were ants in it
protein
harsh vault
hai chat!
gloomy totem
hola fwoster
harsh vault
haiiii
harsh vault
hai destroyer!
rose kestrel
sup blud
harsh vault
fren :3
rose kestrel
no those are the bill collectors I am running from
gloomy totem
no those are the bill collectors I am running from
damn, don't spray him in gasoline and throw a match at him then
thin wedge
real
harsh vault
hai bill!
thin wedge
harsh vault
bart!
thin wedge
bartender
thin wedge
half rivet
dim cloak
harsh vault
How do you know the government name of the person i ate 4 years ago?
i dunno
dim cloak
I see someone's a Historically fan
dim cloak
gloomy totem
fed
shhh, you'll summon them
we can say the word one more time before we summon them
half rivet
i wanna start an arguement anyone????
grizzled turret
i wanna start an arguement anyone????
Sure I’ll bite people who still use 1.5 in R6 need to be chemically castrated
gloomy totem
i wanna start an arguement anyone????
Glorp is cooler than you are
half rivet
Sure I’ll bite people who still use 1.5 in R6 need to be chemically castrated
i use a x2 BUDDY
grizzled turret
i use a x2 BUDDY
This motherfucker uses telescopic site
half rivet
Glorp is cooler than you are
n-NO HE ISN|T
grizzled turret
Oh hell no
half rivet
This motherfucker uses telescopic site
so your saying it has to be a 1.75x scope well there not in game so suck my left big infected toe
grizzled turret
so your saying it has to be a 1.75x scope well there not in game so suck my left...
I can smell the neck beard an O2 KD and somehow having a 7.0 one ratio
dim cloak
8 min to Midnight
grizzled turret
8 min to Midnight
Like on the doomsday clock or an IRL
gloomy totem
IRl I think
half rivet
I can smell the neck beard an O2 KD and somehow having a 7.0 one ratio
well not true and you goon to young anime girls once you feel like it
dim cloak
Like on the doomsday clock or an IRL
irl. doomsday clock's less than a min to midnight
grizzled turret
well not true and you goon to young anime girls once you feel like it
OK BUDDY
OK
Average rook player
grizzled turret
irl. doomsday clock's less than a min to midnight
That’s scary
dim cloak
well about a min and 29 sec to midnight but still
https://youtu.be/f_lvxPlGVts?si=s1yNHCcazQqQR5QL
half rivet
lol HOW DO YOU KNOW
toxic relic
irl. doomsday clock's less than a min to midnight
there are 60 seconds in a minute
gloomy totem
oh shit all my potatoes got blighted
grizzled turret
lol HOW DO YOU KNOW
anywho you prob main blitz and clash
dim cloak
there are 60 seconds in a minute
harsh vault
https://tenor.com/view/doc-alice-west-of-loathing-gif-16381303255603290378
west of detroit
toxic relic
it is very troubling still
ercklsu i men bandito and rags
rose kestrel
there are 60 seconds in a minute
did you know that the average human can time travel up to 60 seconds into the future in 1 minute??
half rivet
<:drunk:721361533271146537> ercklsu i men bandito and rags
bro is inebriated
dim cloak
bro is inebriated
imma get inebriated tomorrow
gloomy totem
did you know that the average human can time travel up to 60 seconds into the fu...
additional fact: Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
dim cloak
Mix Xanax tequila and run
imma self rufie kinda guy
half rivet
imma get inebriated tomorrow
well im having dinner at a restraunt so if ur under 18 u can have alcohol in the uk
dim cloak
well im having dinner at a restraunt so if ur under 18 u can have alcohol in the...
i'm 26 so
vital marten
did you know that the average human can time travel up to 60 seconds into the fu...
with this newfound knowledge I will do things that only take 60 seconds, therefore I can see it done 1 minute into the future from which I started 60 seconds in the past
half rivet
lol ye i figured
dim cloak
https://tenor.com/view/jasper-county-jasper-county-gr-growl-gif-8027563179157643...
i would post if for you but this is all i get
half rivet
i would post if for you but this is all i get
ye i hate it once it does the embed failure
hardy muralBOT
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dim cloak
yeah you've got a loooooong while
half rivet
**theofficial9261** is rank **#8,252** at level **0** with **71** experience. (2...
YAY
lol
candid patio
hypothetical:
you and 99 other people that agreed to this have to fight a full grown alpha male gorilla in a cage match. the people are naked and there is no way for them to get access to a weapon of any kind. attempts to use a weapon will result in a DQ for all participants. There is a prize pool of $100 million USD. Everyone who survives the fight splits the prize pool.
Do you fight the gorilla?
toxic relic
i refuse to take part in this
dim cloak
hypothetical:
you and 99 other people that agreed to this have to fight a full g...
Dairy Queen?
toxic relic
i hate competitions for cash prizes
toxic relic
Dairy Queen?
disqualification
rose kestrel
hypothetical:
you and 99 other people that agreed to this have to fight a full g...
me and 99 Mike Tysons can do it
dim cloak
disqualification
i'd rather be disqualified than die
toxic relic
tbh id just try to rally everyone, including the gorilla, into killing you 
slappy
vital marten
stinkyname fartass warcall of nature
candid patio
me and 99 Mike Tysons can do it
its random people, with the only thing that derandomizes them a little bit is its people crazy enough to think this was a good idea.
toxic relic
then we steal the money and split it, 1000 bucks each
dim cloak
then we steal the money and split it, 1000 bucks each
1 million each actually
candid patio
i don't have the prize money, a genie does
dim cloak
prize pool is 100 mil
candid patio
oh wait lol yeah, i read it as 100 k
I wouldn't fight mike tyson in a sanctioned boxing match for 10 seconds for $100k
proud ingot
is this game worth buying???
narrow rune
maybe
toxic relic
i don't have the prize money, a genie does
we beat up the genie then
force them to give us the money or they die
candid patio
is this game worth buying???
its okay
toxic relic
buy it if you like zombie game and have money
dim cloak
is this game worth buying???
maybe idk
rose kestrel
is this game worth buying???
no, wait until its remastered
candid patio
force them to give us the money or they die
the genie is ethereal and you aren't all together in the same place until you all agree to fight the gorilla, then the genie teleports the participants into the cage
toxic relic
yeah
as i said, we band together
including the gorilla
you're just making shit up now to increase the difficulty
vital marten
100m is alot of coin
dim cloak
the genie is ethereal and you aren't all together in the same place until you al...
so what, he individually asks random people across the globe?
candid patio
so what, he individually asks random people across the globe?
its an open challenge... he posted it on craigslist.
toxic relic
yeah, id just ignore it then
dim cloak
as i said, we band together
if it's 100 random people across the world, then there's the laguage barrier
toxic relic
and?
easy to mime "we're all gonna get fucked over by the genie, lets fucking leave"
vital marten
grunts and stuff! the ape and other like minded cavemen should understand, hopefully
dim cloak
grunts and stuff! the ape and other like minded cavemen should understand, hopef...
or get offended
toxic relic
plus, if its just a gorilla, then itll be easy to just give it space so it doesnt fight us
they dont attack on sight lol
dim cloak
plus, if its just a gorilla, then itll be easy to just give it space so it doesn...
true
@candid patio is the gorilla immedaitely bloodthirsty?
toxic relic
he's gonna say yes
dim cloak
he's gonna say yes
candid patio
the genie, through magic powers, has communicated to the gorilla that it will win 100 million bananas that are perfectly ripe and never spoil if he wins.
the gorilla understands
toxic relic
lol
dim cloak
gorillas dont even eat bananas
"This gorilla does"
gloomy totem
guys, I want your opinion on this. I get a 9 year old child, idk anything about them, but, I have to kill 2 genetic furries. Do I accept?
toxic relic
might as well say "youll win a morbilion dollas"
dim cloak
toxic relic
guys, I want your opinion on this. I get a 9 year old child, idk anything about ...
no?
why the fuck do you want a child
thats weird
candid patio
gorillas dont even eat bananas
gloomy totem
why the fuck do you want a child
labor
dim cloak
guys, I want your opinion on this. I get a 9 year old child, idk anything about ...
why would you want a child
gloomy totem
why would you want a child
labor
rose kestrel
the genie, through magic powers, has communicated to the gorilla that it will wi...
you said attempt to fight in your post? What is the win state for a defeated Gorilla? Being KO'd?
candid patio
you said attempt to fight in your post? What is the win state for a defeated Gor...
its last man standing
or last group of allies
dim cloak
cleaning, hauling, being wait staff for my patrons
and what about the laws
gloomy totem
and what about the laws
there are no laws here
rose kestrel
its last man standing
hopefully one person is a herbalist/botanist and we poison the gorilla food.
toxic relic
my point was that its a myth that monkeys hype for bananas specifically
https://safaripartner.com/blog/what-gorillas-eat
https://www.atshq.org/what-do-gorillas-eat/
candid patio
there's no food
rose kestrel
there's no food
forage it
candid patio
i already specified that its a cage match
toxic relic
yeah, im not participating in it
dim cloak
there are no laws here
also is the child magically being teleported and/or created for you, or is someone like... kidnapping them
toxic relic
odds are stacked against you
candid patio
its in 100 foot x 100 foot x 100 foot cage with a bare flat concrete flooor
there's no foraging
gloomy totem
also is the child magically being teleported and/or created for you, or is some...
they're running from the furries I need to beat up
toxic relic
you just dont want any of us to win
dim cloak
they're running from the furries I need to beat up
why are the furries after a random child
toxic relic
i see through your challenge slappy
gloomy totem
why are the furries after a random child
not my problem
rose kestrel
its in 100 foot x 100 foot x 100 foot cage with a bare flat concrete flooor
then hopefully one of those 100 people has one of those viruses that affects primates
dim cloak
also poisoned food is a weapon
what about a disease...?
candid patio
you just dont want any of us to win
i just want to see 100 people fight a gorilla for sport
dim cloak
not my problem
bruh you need more worldbuilding
gloomy totem
bruh you need more worldbuilding
it's not like I can ask the kid
candid patio
what if one of the people that agreed had a disease
its going to take longer to infect and kill the gorilla than people are going to survive a gorilla fight
but sure, diseased people can participate
dim cloak
its going to take longer to infect and kill the gorilla than people are going to...
attrition
gloomy totem
its going to take longer to infect and kill the gorilla than people are going to...
what if you run in circles
dim cloak
but sure, diseased people can participate
just don't fight the gorilla and let the disease take hold
candid patio
...what disease?
rose kestrel
...what disease?
lets not go there lets keep it PG13
candid patio
the diseased person needs to get close enough to the gorilla to infect it
also the diseased person is going to be more likely to spread their disease to other participants
and if you are participating there's no time to know if someone else has a disease you don't want.
you aren't given time to strategize, the fight starts immediately upon everyone teleporting in the cage
rose kestrel
the diseased person needs to get close enough to the gorilla to infect it
also t...
what if one person has the stone flesh birth disease?
candid patio
is that contagious? can gorillas catch it?
dim cloak
is that contagious? can gorillas catch it?
i think it just makes the infected's flesh like rock hard
rose kestrel
no but they can be solid as a rock
silver plank
Hey don't worry I got a vaccine that will cure you of the brain fungus.
Stand still.
candid patio
no but they can be solid as a rock
if you are truly solid as a rock you are not a living human.
dim cloak
Hey don't worry I got a vaccine that will cure you of the brain fungus.
vaccines don't cure you tho
silver plank
Do not argue semantics with me.
candid patio
if you are able to agree to participate, then you are not solid as a rock. you can participate if you have a known disease to man.
rose kestrel
if you are truly solid as a rock you are not a living human.
usually their limbs are
arms*
dim cloak
Ever again.
ok.
toxic relic
what if i had mind control powers and i spoke to the gorilla and we became bros and decided to fight the genie with our combined powers
silver plank
ok.
I was joking, but you're right, I was lying. The vaccine will only prevent the brain fungus.
toxic relic
we turn into a goriila mech and shoot the genie in the ethereal plane
with ghost metal bullets
candid patio
usually their limbs are
me and the genie don't care about this disease, the person can participate. they are probably going to get bashed by the gorilla who will then use their rock limbs as a weapon
which is allowed
silver plank
me and the genie don't care about this disease, the person can participate. they...
What if this disease side effect causes brain fungus?
candid patio
human particpants can also use other human participants as a weapon
rose kestrel
me and the genie don't care about this disease, the person can participate. they...
what if someone grew large cutaneous horns disease and impaled the gorilla with them?
toxic relic
no one in this fight's winning except you and the genie huh
dim cloak
What if this disease side effect causes brain fungus?
then you'll half to deal with TLoU and a gorilla now
dim cloak
candid patio
what if someone grew large cutaneous horns disease and impaled the gorilla with ...
...you are choosing to ignore my statement that any disease known to man is allowed to participate so that you can ask more ridiculous questions
dim cloak
https://tenor.com/view/king-kong-king-kong-escapes-mechani-kong-escape-drop-out-...
apparently there is a gif of gorilla mech
dim cloak
...you are choosing to ignore my statement that any disease known to man is allo...
he's trying to find a disease that isn't allowed i think
candid patio
there are no banned diseases that have been documented and or observed by human beings.
gloomy totem
Should I keep this lady?
dim cloak
im going to sleep soon. midnight:30 rn
gloomy totem
she's bleeding out on my front lawn rn btw
thin wedge
eat her
dim cloak
Should I keep this lady?
stats suck so execute
candid patio
i don't see why you wouldn't keep her
gloomy totem
she's young tho, so she can become more skilled
thin wedge
Nah
gloomy totem
actually I'm keeping her
candid patio
it sounds like yall aren't fighting the gorilla
dim cloak
it sounds like yall aren't fighting the gorilla
no bc we aren't insane
at least i'm not
candid patio
but you could win a portion of $100m usd
gloomy totem
how many participants again ?
candid patio
100 total including you
dim cloak
how many participants again ?
you and 99 others
dim cloak
100 folks can beat the shit out of a gorilla
good luck. im going to sleep
candid patio
surely some will die... only so many can fight the gorilla at once
candid patio
good luck. im going to sleep
good night
gloomy totem
surely some will die... only so many can fight the gorilla at once
thus I get a bigger share
candid patio
how do you gaurantee you are one of the ones who dies / gets seriously injured?
candid patio
what would stop other people from doing something similar?
gloomy totem
they're stupid
candid patio
the gorilla doesn't care about your broken leg
candid patio
if i were in a gorilla death match with someone with a broken leg I would wait until the gorilla was aggro'd on the broken leg person and try to sneak up behind the gorilla
gloomy totem
if i were in a gorilla death match with someone with a broken leg I would wait u...
yeah but with 100 people
candid patio
there's no going last you are all in the cage at the same time
gloomy totem
there'd be more planning
plus, as you said, only so many people can fight the gorilla at once
candid patio
there's no time to plan
gloomy totem
there'd be a bit of time, mostly people deciding who gets sent up first
candid patio
like i suppose you could plan once the fight starts
assuming you can get people to join your team, while you already have a broken leg.
gloomy totem
since there's not a lot of time, you're just sending the biggest guys first
the biggest and most fit
not the dude with the sprained ankle or broken leg
candid patio
i rolled at disadvantage for you to convince people to join your team while you have a visibly broken leg
rose kestrel
surely some will die... only so many can fight the gorilla at once
1 person has Ebola if you take a sample from the globe and its time for them to transfer it to the gorilla and be a hero
candid patio
they decided to break your other leg
gloomy totem
i rolled at disadvantage for you to convince people to join your team while you ...
I do it after the fight starts
they're already on me team
candid patio
you got a 1 you have no team, you are a no rizz guy with a broken leg.
rose kestrel
@candid patio team ebola defeats the gorilla with hopefully 1 casualty
candid patio
<@140308725419212800> team ebola defeats the gorilla with hopefully 1 casualty
1 person has ebola
99 people and a gorilla don't have ebola
the gorilla isn't going to have any symptoms before the fight is over.
it takes like a month to die from ebola
there's no food or water accessible from the cage
candid patio
personally i feel like the humans could win but there would be hella casualties
i wouldn't participate due to being unable to control whether or not I am a casualty
gloomy totem
I would because statistically I'm unlikely to die
maybe a few dozen, let's say 34
that's only a 34% chance I die
for 100m that's a good deal
narrow rune
Hey guys
icy vigil
gloomy totem
wsg moe
rose kestrel
it takes like a month to die from ebola
primates have lower anti bodies against Zaire Ebola virus and the symptoms not the death could make it vunerable, sluggish against the humans.
candid patio
for 100m that's a good deal
so you would roll a die 3 sided die, and if it lands on 3, you die, but if it lands on 1 or 2, you get $100m usd?
icy vigil
that's only a 34% chance I die
that 34% mortality rate is true
look up death rule 34 for reference
candid patio
primates have lower anti bodies against Zaire Ebola virus and the symptoms not t...
how long do you think this fight could possibly last?
gloomy totem
so you would roll a die 3 sided die, and if it lands on 3, you die, but if it la...
worth it, yeah, fuck it we ball
wraith bolt
oof
candid patio
worth it, yeah, fuck it we ball
same, but $1m usd?
gloomy totem
same, but $1m usd?
yeah
rose kestrel
how long do you think this fight could possibly last?
24 hours
gloomy totem
I could buy like, 5000 mediocre rifles with that
onyx igloo
I just now read "Virginia Opossums." As "Virgin Opossums."
candid patio
I could buy like, 5000 mediocre rifles with that
and that's worth a very significant chance of death?
harsh vault
hai chat!
gloomy totem
and that's worth a very significant chance of death?
I mean like, yeah
I could also like buy a house and not work for decades
candid patio
you need therapy
onyx igloo
probably
gloomy totem
probably move to the middle of nowhere in alaska
rose kestrel
not long enough for ebola to even incubate
this is primates not human incubation were talking about,
candid patio
$1m aint gonna do shit for you in nowhere alaska... you gonna grow your own food?
onyx igloo
probably move to the middle of nowhere in alaska
I like your truck in your pfp
Very nice
gloomy totem
$1m aint gonna do shit for you in nowhere alaska... you gonna grow your own food...
yeah, plus some ammo to hunt, traps to fish, tools, etc
candid patio
that's basically my truck... except i have a camper shell with a roof rack instead of a machine gun
onyx igloo
have you seen the Mitsubishi L200
gloomy totem
that's basically my truck... except i have a camper shell with a roof rack inste...
have you considered mounting an Anti-Aircraft gun on there?
onyx igloo
I like the Mitsubishi L200 and the Mazda B-Series
gloomy totem
BUT you could overthrow you government and test this hypothetical IRL
candid patio
i don't think i could get 100 people to sign up
gloomy totem
i don't think i could get 100 people to sign up
if you overthrow the goverment you won't need their consent
punish criminals that way
dictatorship where criminals are forced to fight gorillas in groups of 100
candid patio
that's honestly a little too close to real right now and i don't want to discuss it
gloomy totem
alrighty then
candid patio
"punishing"
"criminals"
those words... especially combined... are getting kinda scary rn
toxic relic
alrighty then
14 yo discovers metallica for the first time
gloomy totem
14 yo discovers metallica for the first time
no I've just exclusively listened to Sabaton and whatnot before now
toxic relic
your roblox videos are great btw
onyx igloo
16 yo discovers Fleetwood mac
toxic relic
i can tell
toxic relic
when I was regarded
wow
harsh vault
16 yo discovers Fleetwood mac
fleetwood mac so fire though
gloomy totem
I still am just in different ways
icy vigil
40 year old discovers back pain
toxic relic
40 year old discovers back pain
back pain is an old friend mate
not really, stretches help
icy vigil
Why did i get pensive
y not
toxic relic
you need to stretch
onyx igloo
When I lug mulch around
onyx igloo
I am a bit of a lazy ass
toxic relic
real
wraith bolt
learning proper heavy weight carrying techniques might be wise as well
its not an instinctual thing
onyx igloo
If they designed the bag with some fuckin handles I might've done better
wraith bolt
they make bag carrying tools
chrome jetty
Kapow
onyx igloo
The annoying stretchy plastic too
wraith bolt
you deserve whatever happens
wraith bolt
masochists
candid patio
I have back pain now
aging sucks
onyx igloo
if i have some I'm oblivious of where it is
candid patio
better fight a gorilla while you are young
onyx igloo
There are no gorillas here
candid patio
who tf doesn't have rope
i literally own rope for this exact reason
wraith bolt
I might pass for a shaved albino gorilla
gloomy totem
I might pass for a shaved albino gorilla
that's the decent portion of the world population
wraith bolt
4billion asians dissagree
onyx igloo
A ratchet strap is kinda like rope
wraith bolt
5billion indians say you waaaay wrong
gloomy totem
4billion asians dissagree
I keep forgetting how just absurdly large ASia is
wraith bolt
right
gloomy totem
like its insane
candid patio
i agree ratchet straps are ropes. you can probably use one to escape a 2 story building
as long as you don't go into 3 story + buildings, its enough rope
wraith bolt
someone tickytock it
gloomy totem
as long as you don't go into 3 story + buildings, its enough rope
it's still enough. The average person can tank a 1-2 floor drop
wraith bolt
but can you land on a horde of stray cats and live?
onyx igloo
No
candid patio
it's still enough. The average person can tank a 1-2 floor drop
ima tell you i fell off of a normal height chair 8 years ago and my body is still not the same
onyx igloo
Id feel bad
gloomy totem
ima tell you i fell off of a normal height chair 8 years ago and my body is stil...
you're still alive though
wraith bolt
is he?
gloomy totem
I fell off my chair like 3 years back and had occasional back pain for like 2 years after
onyx igloo
He's a zomboid
candid patio
you're still alive though
if you are going to own survival rope you should probably go ahead and own enough to not be permanently maimed instead of enough to barely not die.
karmic jetty
oh glob chat
thin wedge
globin
karmic jetty
might watch minecraft today
thin wedge
simple heart
minecraft movie is 10/10
onyx igloo
might watch minecraft today
bros gonna stare at the menu screen for 1 hour
karmic jetty
bros gonna stare at the menu screen for 1 hour
HAHAHAH
karmic jetty
minecraft movie is 10/10
boopity scoop spoopity whoop
candid patio
might watch minecraft today
don't forget to turn into a feral animal and throw your popcorn everywhere during a certain scene
wraith bolt
the fireworks one is just wow
thin wedge
might watch minecraft today
chicken jockey is it hour and 9 mins
candid patio
https://tenor.com/view/ignorant-michael-jackson-gif-14813777
i don't understand
karmic jetty
we are civilized folks
thin wedge
Wrong
wraith bolt
perfect time for itching powder
thin wedge
No one can resist the urge that is chicken jockey
karmic jetty
first we mine
candid patio
you seem like someone who would wear a tan suit to the pope's funeral
gloomy totem
its funny how in every single game I'm playing I'm growing weed
karmic jetty
you seem like someone who would wear a tan suit to the pope's funeral
better than a bloo suit
gloomy totem
better than not wearing clothes at all
wraith bolt
schedule 1 and definately not fried chicken the only games I got that i can do that
candid patio
its funny how in every single game I'm playing I'm growing weed
you talk like someone who would bring a bag of oregano to middle school to impress their friends
wraith bolt
I want my 20 bucks back btw
gloomy totem
you talk like someone who would bring a bag of oregano to middle school to impre...
ehrm aschtually I don't talk to people
wraith bolt
smary
silver plank
https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-theater-popcorn-explosion-crazy-gif-72836...
screeching sounds
wraith bolt
so how is everyone enjoying economic slavery?
primal matrix
hello zomboid mods can new players get a kfc famous bowl
thin wedge
primal matrix
oh dude silly spiffo im not a new player
pale thunder
anyone tryna play with me im new and shit just tryna find ppl to play with
karmic jetty
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
young kelp
primal matrix
i mouse out so much
bronze moat
https://tenor.com/view/ifbz-zenless-zone-zero-zenless-zone-zero-gif-395063409508...
PEW PEW
bronze moat
I want my 20 bucks back btw
Steam will refund any game you have not played over 5 hours
heavy ivy
really enjoying playing mc of late
wraith bolt
I've been getting it in with AC Shadows and now expedition 33
novel crow
??
wraith bolt
you forgot to say please
bronze moat
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ie-EgsKpoBY?feature=share
WE FIGHT FOR THE USERS!
About to start a Tron Double Feature. Gonna get nerdry
wraith bolt
its an fairly accurate allegory to the soul trap
karmic jetty
you forgot to say please
did u say thank u and wear a suit
candid patio
Oh no, call the constable
wraith bolt
dark city better
karmic jetty
Oh no, call the constable
i thought egg prices went up what the flip
wraith bolt
its regional thing
candid patio
Those kids must really hate that person to be wasting eggs in this economy
wraith bolt
true
surreal mirage
Basically throwing gold
wraith bolt
or they own hens
surreal mirage
Then they own gold that shits gold
wraith bolt
the golden chicken so to speak
toxic relic
Oh no, call the constable
HASHAHAHAHAHH what the fuck is this app
candid patio
My wife and I recently left the United States and our friends threw us a going away potluck and 3 people made some kind of egg dish and I thought it was the biggest flex lol
toxic relic
respect to those kids
karmic jetty
what u egg
toxic relic
u egg [pejorative]
wraith bolt
they egged teir stomach
wraith bolt
*is immune to fake stabbings
karmic jetty
time to eat
bronze moat
dark city better
Dark City is amazing
wraith bolt
facts
silver plank
wraith bolt
weak
silver plank
It's my favorite kinda pizza (boneless)
harsh vault
@surreal mirage u
gilded bridge
Good morning
heavy ivy
hiiiii floof :D
gilded bridge
Hello everyone
harsh vault
hiiiii floof :D
haiiii
heavy ivy
am oki
harsh vault
thas gud
heavy ivy
was feeling not good but feeling better now :3
harsh vault
yay!
bronze moat
The year is 1982.
Frisbies are super powered weapons.
heavy ivy
i almost gave a friend a concussion with one
tall glen
I have an idea for the devs, when sitting byt a tv, the character turns his head to watch tv
heavy ivy
not intentionally i should clarify
tall glen
unless he's reading a book
bronze moat
I have an idea for the devs, when sitting byt a tv, the character turns his head...
Head tracking in general would be cool
heavy ivy
yes real cool, and shortly after release
bugfix:
- fixed multiple missing rotation limits in ISOCharacter.class resulting in owl like behavior in survivor necks
tall glen
imagine madatory head turning while paniced
they look where they want to look
losing sight of other things
number one rule of running away. dont look behind you
heavy ivy
beh i really dislike when the player's way of interfacing is messed with as a gameplay mechanics
flashbangs, movement penalties and the like are fine, but don't invert my movement keys or mess with camera sensitivity
tall glen
I'mma read your memory card data
heavy ivy
jokes on you i'm stored entirely in ram
tender igloo
thats a lot of sheep
tall glen
hey poops
harsh vault
anon!
karmic jetty
harsh vault
zerol!
tall glen
Jukebox is built in PZ
now I can play Country Roads by john denver on loop for 6 hours
gilded bridge
jokes on you i'm stored entirely in ram
How many GB?
tall glen
I ate all of jaimes red meat
karmic jetty
oh u want stake
neat moat
https://youtube.com/shorts/4pBVEJA0LP8?si=XhqeiLhs_Adb5MMh
@wraith dust
harsh vault
https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-gambling-gamblecore-slots-addiction-gif-137197561...
gambler
tall glen
"The Pope died this week"
tall glen
I will prob never be able to say that again
severe agate
I killed them
tall glen
my boss asked me if she was a bird what bird wpuld she be
I said
of course I did
Why you'd be a harpy eagle
I may lay down
gilded bridge
why is chat dead?
Pretzels were laced
tall glen
laced with delicious
frosty tulip
my boss asked me if she was a bird what bird wpuld she be
God I'd wanna be an owl
they chill
toxic hawk
@neon bramble rupture is better than bleed
silver plank
laced with delicious
would you make squirrel soup if thats all you had to eat?
quasi slate
wraith dust
https://youtube.com/shorts/4pBVEJA0LP8?si=XhqeiLhs_Adb5MMh
I just saw this
tall glen
indeed
tall glen
gilded bridge
Even the French hate France
wraith dust
<@1281750352718467145>
I saw this while brainrotting
surreal mirage
<@954342896142798848> u
Who
bronze moat
What is “brain rot”?
neat moat
anyone play forever winter?
Im just curious cus my game is like SUPER laggy
was wondering if it was a me probelm or not
it is a very early access game but I haven't seen any recent complains on lag so far
toxic hawk
What is “brain rot”?
its what happens when you listen to belle yap too long
surreal mirage
karmic jetty
u who
surreal mirage
u what
karmic jetty
u sure
surreal mirage
toxic hawk
Some cat just randomly showed up in my backyard
MAAA
THERE IS A WEIRD FOKIN CAT OUTSIDE
I ONT WANT IT TO START A FIGHT WITH LUCY
last spoke
Everyone here should tune into the IEM Melbourne
More bigger high viewer count means Valve more likely to consider Australian Major to be viable
fierce violet
Hey, has anyone here? Has contact with Lego Master and can get me in contact with him. It would be greatly appreciated.
frosty tulip
I'm too busy staring down this cat in the backyard like I'm some nosy senior citizen staring at random pedestrians in their neighbourhood.
rose spear
Есть кто русский?
last spoke
Есть кто русский?
English only, sorry
rose spear
Where can I find people? No english
last spoke
You can use #1019725562337579028 or #1019737819981283459 but this whole server is English only
fierce violet
Sorry this is mainly an English server. (at least that I know of)
toxic hawk
exceptions are when someone joins not knowing that in a alnguage we know, in which case we throw em a word or two
reminds of that one guy that felt annoyed he was excluded from a convo i was having with a dude in french here
last spoke
Sorry this is mainly an English server. (at least that I know of)
Eyup, right there in rules
surreal mirage
Make it 100% louder
icy vigil
75% lost
severe agate
Your neurons commit suicide every moment you spend on social media
It's true. Study is fact sourced by me
burnt kite
i just had the most uncomfortable sleep of my life
barren geyser
2 months in and i still cant see the purpose of digging burrow with hands
icy vigil
irl?
burnt kite
2 months in and i still cant see the purpose of digging burrow with hands
you plant plants in furrows
polar kernel
geeked up playing xbox all day
burnt kite
duh
tacit meadow
Hey, has anyone here? Has contact with Lego Master and can get me in contact wit...
@distant leaf ur wanted
burnt kite
Hey, has anyone here? Has contact with Lego Master and can get me in contact wit...
send him a letter
tacit meadow
Better yet, just stand awkwardly on his door step while its raining
tacit meadow
Water his garden... yes it is still raining
quasi slate
my brain has lost 50% of its volume
👨🦼➡️ 🧑🦽
rain mango
Hi
rain mango
Hi hi how are you
young kelp
colony progress, no idea why I have so many slaves
burnt kite
could be worse
rain mango
could be worse
Sounds like you are having fun
burnt kite
colony progress, no idea why I have so many slaves
so much food
burnt kite
Sounds like you are having fun
yes a lot of fun
rain mango
colony progress, no idea why I have so many slaves
Wow
burnt kite
truck loads, even
young kelp
so much food
they get to live
well until they decide they don't want to anymore
otherwise they stay alive cause its a permanent +1 mood for each slave so long as they are breathing
(which also means it doesn't matter if they just lie in bed legless)
burnt kite
i wonder if archotech limbs look like human limbs permanently, or do they change appearance based on specie
quasi slate
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v8rg7-m6WMY Aiteron dawg why you stealing
burnt kite
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v8rg7-m6WMY Aiteron dawg why you stealing
what is mordecai on about
wraith dust
stable hemlock
Anyone heard what the rough ETA is for stable release with MP at this point?
burnt kite
devs dont give etas 
stable hemlock
Sweet thanks for that
quasi slate
np
burnt kite
severe agate
Why are we moving to Poland for B48
burnt kite
because POLSKA KURWA
toxic hawk
poland is a country
severe agate
I thought Poland was just a fairy tale
severe agate
Schrodinger's country
burnt kite
quasi slate
bober
burnt kite
bobryk
toxic hawk
i have a whole 13 page lesson about coughing
and a 3 page part of it talks about psychological effects from coughing
which include depression, social isolation and anxiety
burnt kite
thats so real
toxic hawk
imagine not being able to say more than two syllables without coughing out a lung
sucks ngl
rain mango
NPCs, I'm curious to see
burnt kite
imagine not being able to say more than two syllables without coughing out a lun...
oh, that kind of coughing
yeah
not cool
gilded bridge
https://tenor.com/view/bober-kurwa-wombat-not-a-beaver-beaver-gif-89616490208728...
I love spamming my polish friends with this
split basin
Speaking of Poland, I had a darkwood meme I wanted to send but I’m new and I’m not allowed to send pictures
hardy muralBOT
gilded bridge
Ouch
hardy muralBOT
gilded bridge
Dawg fuck this server
rain mango
Man why
rain mango
Shit's too hard
The server?
split basin
https://tenor.com/view/rolecist-rolecism-level-10-no-talk-reach-level-10-first-g...
Gotcha
karmic jetty
chat im watchin mincecraft
burnt kite
burger nuggets nuggets burger
burnt kite
Dawg fuck this server
too many sweats in general
karmic jetty
competitive yapping
gilded bridge
The server?
What else?
burnt kite
rain mango
What else?
but why you angry
queen moth
Since he was a child he yearned for media permissions
rain mango
Crazy
hardy muralBOT
shut tapir
hardy muralBOT
burnt kite
ts pmo 🌾
neat moat
https://youtube.com/shorts/I6OsOduMYEM?si=1NjQnRYXLK_RIi3V
is this true @carmine monolith
fair yacht
livid notch
I will proudly say I do not regret it
burnt kite
real
burnt kite
rigid acorn
U use vencord?
burnt kite
raven stump
It's Sunday go outside people
rigid acorn
It's Sunday go outside people
Maybe
burnt kite
It's Sunday go outside people
you sleep on weekends
raven stump
Oh yeah if you're a wagie
rigid acorn
Dubious little creatures >:3
raven stump
I need to find a pz buddy
Gender
raven stump
Pass
rigid acorn
Brah
rigid acorn
server*
rigid acorn
https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-fancy-dead-chat-yapping-pixelated-yap...
British
burnt kite
bri#ish