#general_chat

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toxic relic
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30 deaths seems high

bronze moat
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And players who can survive past day 30? Literally in the top 50% of the entire player base of about 20,000 active players

toxic relic
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stats are weird

bronze moat
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Players who can make it to year 1? Likely 10% or less

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That’s a guesstimate tho. Could be as high as 20%

heavy ivy
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despite us having 1,300 hours we have never made it to the year mark

bronze moat
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Only ONE player got close to 1 million zed kills. And that took him 5 game years

bronze moat
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My silliest death was eating a baked potato in a car. With an open window.

Could not cancel the inventory window fast enough and got bit.

Literally pulled over to take care of my hunger moodle thinking it was safe. Nopes.

jovial yarrow
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Ayo mate you Aussie also?

toxic relic
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kiwi

toxic relic
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the plague doctor guy

bronze moat
toxic relic
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ye ye

bronze moat
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He was closing in on 1 million kill world record. Was a sad day

toxic relic
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i just saw the edited video of all of it

bronze moat
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I think he was playing 1 hour days. So 1,825 hour long run for 5 game years

toxic relic
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76 irl days

bronze moat
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He fast forwards things like rest of course. But still. A LOT of hours

toxic relic
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damn

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76 consecutive days of gayming in total

bronze moat
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He streams 4-6 hours. So figure a full YEAR of twitch streams

toxic relic
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ye

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long ass time

bronze moat
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That’s lamprey tho

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I did the same. Played PZ daily for 3 years

toxic relic
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understandable

lyric galleon
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real

silver plank
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I hope the new Elder Scrolls games don't have much racism.

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Im really glad they stopped using the N word in Skyrim

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Though the nords are still a**holes.

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And the altmer.

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A lot of people were using it as the real world equivalent, even thought it's nothing like that.

bronze moat
silver plank
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Yeah but now it's more obvious when people use it as a way to signal certain beliefs.

bronze moat
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Agreed. But that’s the person, not the game.

Other players are clearly in the LGBTQ and other communities and embrace all things Elder Scrolls

toxic relic
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are we inside the gay

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the wording of "in the LGBTQ..." without the rest of the sentence made me laugh

bronze moat
toxic relic
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that is all.

silver plank
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Something that is really nice that I like about Star Wars is that they really don't care much about races.

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It's more of a merit based society.

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(except for the Hutts)

bronze moat
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Cept for droids 😉

silver plank
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in the expanded universe some droids exist long enough to develop awareness

bronze moat
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They all do. It’s the inhibitors that STOP them.

Inhibitors build by the organic races.

So droid in star wars are not allowed to evolve. That’s the subtext at least

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In the star wars RPG they had “heuristic processors” that was basically a self contained AI brain.

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Was the game lore way that a player could play as a droid, level up, etc.

lyric galleon
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the world never got ready for dagoth ur

bronze moat
# silver plank in the expanded universe some droids exist long enough to develop awareness

They also have a thriving industry of forced human labor in the star wars universe.

Eveyone that works spice mines is enslaved.

Not just hutt space either.

The old lore (now “legends”) had stories like rogue squadron that was trying to get between warring planets, settle disputes, and other stuff like criminal bosses.

Twi-leks as a race are OFTEN seen as property. Even in disneys expanded universe “Twi leks are sold in the open market in almost every system”

neat moat
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ok Mr stink man

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construct a better sandwich

pale wing
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0-2

toxic relic
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a dont want a sandwich

neat moat
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whos winning

toxic relic
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i require gay romance

pale wing
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me apparently

bronze moat
toxic relic
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in my video game

pale wing
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nobody knows how to play project zomboid

neat moat
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I do

toxic relic
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i'm going to court and woo cthulhu again

neat moat
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step 1: assume the position

bronze moat
lilac quarry
pale wing
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ur cooked

toxic relic
lilac quarry
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what about dr stinkname fartass

toxic relic
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what about me

pale wing
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sorry that the official discord ended up this way <@&671452400221159444>

neat moat
toxic relic
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why did you ping the mods with this

neat moat
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Vro pinnged the entire mod team over a shitpost

bronze moat
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Uhhhh. Yeah only ping for actual moderation actions 😂

toxic relic
neat moat
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which one

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there'd like

toxic relic
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dark ages

neat moat
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5

neat moat
toxic relic
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watch the second one

bronze moat
harsh vault
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there is a 50 dollars?

toxic relic
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it looks...hmm

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idk

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i'll wait a year after release to play it

harsh vault
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stink are you hogging the gift cards again

toxic relic
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even though i enjoy doom

toxic relic
harsh vault
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MEAN

bronze moat
toxic relic
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i take all the 50 dollar cards

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only i'm allowed free money

harsh vault
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stink says so

bronze moat
harsh vault
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i trust stink

toxic relic
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they gave me money in exchange for my credit card details

harsh vault
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why yall banning the nice people giving away money :c

pale wing
# lilac quarry hm?

hmm indeeed this server sat on a rock and its okay so cheers to that is there no rules
Do not post, upload, transmit or otherwise disseminate information that is obscene, indecent, vulgar, pornographic, sexual or otherwise objectionable.

bronze moat
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Not if he posts a “free $50 steam gift card” link.

Stink is fren. He won’t share those links

harsh vault
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stink

toxic relic
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i wouldnt

harsh vault
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can i have money

toxic relic
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fuck no

harsh vault
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aw

lilac quarry
pale wing
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ill see myself out mr stinkfartass is kinda wild

toxic relic
bronze moat
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@harsh vault i do give-aways. Other peeps do too.

harsh vault
toxic relic
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why am i the wild one.
i'm a man of distinction.

bronze moat
toxic relic
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damn, no international shipping.

harsh vault
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spiffo plushie

neat moat
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oops ping

toxic relic
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did you see the cthulu

neat moat
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wait I don't think I did I just saw the hand

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whats the timestamp

silver plank
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Dr. Squirrelname Shinnybuttocks

toxic relic
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its right at the end

neat moat
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oh lmaooo

toxic relic
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dude cant watch a trailer

silver plank
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Fishboy has short memory

toxic relic
harsh vault
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what are you two men baffling about now

neat moat
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yeah I saw it

toxic relic
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dark ages trailer

bronze moat
harsh vault
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whats dark ages

neat moat
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I dont watch trailer vids all the way vro

silver plank
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Do 50 squats now

silver plank
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Then 50 burpees

toxic relic
harsh vault
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doom stopped being good after 1996

neat moat
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I kinda miss when doomguy was litterlay just some guy fighting demons

toxic relic
neat moat
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no magic no powers

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just some guy

harsh vault
bronze moat
silver plank
neat moat
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thats the new lore ish

silver plank
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3 seconds memory

toxic relic
harsh vault
toxic relic
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bethesda

neat moat
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idk I haven't played it

harsh vault
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aw

toxic relic
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its not out yet

silver plank
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🙄

harsh vault
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this why i stick with the first two

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i prefer playing my wads and pk3s

neat moat
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what makes you think it's bad then stink

toxic relic
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looks like bethesda to my peepers

bronze moat
neat moat
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everything does

toxic relic
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hard to explain

silver plank
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You are a bethesdrone what are you talking about

neat moat
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dude thought I was todd Howard when we first met

silver plank
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You will purchase every Bethesda game on release

harsh vault
neat moat
toxic relic
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i just noticed a bunch of little things in the trailer that correlate to very shitty gameplay and mechanics

harsh vault
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i dont like bethesda, bohemia interactive for life

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that point still stands

stiff geyser
silver plank
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Just like a little obedient consumer.

bronze moat
stiff geyser
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Did I miss some discord drama?

toxic relic
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no lol

neat moat
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no

harsh vault
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maybe

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i dunno

bronze moat
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No maybe yes

stiff geyser
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I love discord drama

harsh vault
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i came here to say hello to all my wonderful friends

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like dave

silver plank
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You will wait for angryjoe review

harsh vault
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and stink

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and ghoti

bronze moat
harsh vault
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and fred

toxic relic
harsh vault
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hai fred

silver plank
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And when he approves of the game you will buy it

stiff geyser
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Hellowo

silver plank
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And enjoy it

harsh vault
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how ish uus

bronze moat
toxic relic
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doom: dark ages?

stiff geyser
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I'm so happy. I bought four JoJo volumes today uwu

bronze moat
stiff geyser
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I'm never going to financially recover from this btw

toxic relic
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do you need a cough drop, dave

silver plank
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Do you need more parasocial relationship?

toxic relic
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i have a box of lozenges

harsh vault
neat moat
harsh vault
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it not interesting song to me

stiff geyser
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Behold

neat moat
bronze moat
# toxic relic doom: dark ages?

They “key change” the devs focused in for dark ages is dodging vs, run and gun.

Not as much a focus on constant movement to survive, but a “slower” pace where you dodge and strafe back and forth.

Level design is set up this way

harsh vault
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maybe because im an avid femtanyl listener

stiff geyser
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I love Jojo so much frfr

harsh vault
neat moat
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Kids obsessed with the axis powers in ww2

toxic relic
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not sure what to think about that

harsh vault
stiff geyser
neat moat
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cus racism and nationalism is common

harsh vault
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im just obsessed with the iraq war because badassery happened in the triangle of death

neat moat
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among other things

stiff geyser
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Like, there's a lot of kids to claim to be "history nerds" but the only shit they know about is random facts about the nazis lol

bronze moat
# toxic relic not sure what to think about that

Yeah it’s a bit “not doomlike” when you consider it’s gonna play slower in several levels.

But the adrenaline rush will still be there.

Just up and close quarters more often vs long distance gun play

neat moat
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it's cus there not history nerds but right wing radicals

harsh vault
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i know alot about WW2, but its extremely boring once you learn about it

stiff geyser
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War never changes

neat moat
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I mean that's one way to call it-

toxic relic
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i'm not gonna buy it on release, but will have a crack at it later on.

harsh vault
# neat moat I mean that's one way to call it-

no like, let me explain, i have done alot of research, to put the war in a nutshell, its countries being wrong and dying for pure stupidity and stereotypes, and the other half just unnecessary war crimes from the germans and russians

bronze moat
harsh vault
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inbetween all of that is just like economy shit

gaunt crow
harsh vault
toxic relic
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plot twist, real war isnt like cod stressed

harsh vault
toxic relic
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gamers shocked

neat moat
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I mean I get what you're getting at but downplaying the atrocities and the impact that it still has on us today as "pure stupidity and stereotypes" downplays it a lot

neat moat
silver plank
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5 minutes later you joke about war crimes

bronze moat
harsh vault
icy vigil
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Wat the

gaunt crow
toxic relic
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that's not what ghoti is disagreeing with

bronze moat
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All 3 of my grandfathers (yes I got 3) were in WWII. 3 landed on Normandy. One on Utah Beach.

The other parachuted in

icy vigil
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Spicy Gen chat

silver plank
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How many wars are currently caused by religion?

harsh vault
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oh

toxic relic
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he's saying that you shouldnt downplay the affects of war and reduce so much

neon bramble
harsh vault
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sorry

gaunt crow
toxic relic
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nw

silver plank
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Look at any modern middle east conflict

toxic relic
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netflix

harsh vault
neon bramble
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nobody really understood what was going on and were simply trying to act to the best of their abilities so maybe it's completely unfair to downplay it as "stupidity and stereotypes"

toxic relic
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erh

neat moat
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or quantify

silver plank
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Theres like

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At least 10 wars today

neon bramble
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granted I'm oversimplifying myself

silver plank
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Due to religion

bronze moat
neon bramble
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cause it's 10:00 PM and I just cant be bothered

neat moat
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It's always more than just religion though

silver plank
neon bramble
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and it's an internet chatroom so it will get buried in about less time for me to think through the no caffine brain fog

neat moat
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You cant ignore the territorial or political gains these conflicts have

silver plank
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What about the fanatics?

toxic relic
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how's the weather today

silver plank
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Like, seriously look up why Hamas or Hez bollah exist

bronze moat
icy vigil
silver plank
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Or the orthodox

unreal bane
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Let's not go there.

toxic relic
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it's turning winter here

bronze moat
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And yeah, we should avoid the topic in gen chat

neon bramble
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weather is weird

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thought it was dust flying in my face

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no it was snow

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still annoying as fuck though

floral fiber
toxic relic
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weather is sick

toxic relic
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underrated science

harsh vault
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WW2 has its moments for everything, whether it be silly, or impacting, etc etc, when i used to talk to war vets, they didnt really like to talk about the harshness, probably because i was young or it was PTSD ridden, so they always told me about their convoys getting silly or the barracks, so everyone remembers the war in some personal view or aspect, but the war was infact horrifying on the other side

bronze moat
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Summer here in seattle. Like 80f (27c)

neat moat
toxic relic
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i forgot that discord users have the worst takes

toxic relic
neon bramble
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people should drink more coffee maybe they will get better takes

toxic relic
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chai

neat moat
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checkmate

bronze moat
toxic relic
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factoid?

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lol

neon bramble
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tea makes me sleepy

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I need STIMULANTS

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make brain go brrrrrr

bronze moat
neat moat
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you don't want mine then

oblique stream
toxic relic
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what tea do you drink bird

neat moat
neon bramble
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whatever I find in the box downstairs

bronze moat
neon bramble
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usually green or black

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few drops of lemon juice and vanilla

toxic relic
harsh vault
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drawing is my new comfort thing, it helps me calm down, makes me happy, i like it

toxic relic
bronze moat
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Warhammer 40K SPAM = corpse startch

oblique stream
neat moat
oblique stream
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So they are in the sky

toxic relic
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deciding which this is

neon bramble
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usually I will get called a heretic for adulterating my tea about now

toxic relic
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ill say 3

harsh vault
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@neat moat can i show you my first art piece mebe possibly

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i want your opinion

oblique stream
toxic relic
toxic relic
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i dont put milk in my tea, rarely do sugar either.

harsh vault
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i wanna show ghoti because i think he will like it

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like

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alots

oblique stream
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Alr

icy vigil
oblique stream
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But im curious

bronze moat
# toxic relic

Number 2 in this case.

I always present “fun facts” as a factoid first.

Like this REAL fact: ancient greece sold fast food cheeseburgers.

Short. Yet actual fact.

If someone wants the evidence, I present it

harsh vault
oblique stream
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So show me

neat moat
# toxic relic

erm stink, I think we call this the appeal to the dictonary fallacy 🤓 👆

icy vigil
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Youll get used to it

harsh vault
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w<

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nuh uh

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im scared of being judged

icy vigil
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I did

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My very first art was an affront to my very being

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But i posted it anyway and got used to it

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Sad for art to be made and not be seen

neat moat
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holy shit

toxic relic
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appeal to definition truefact *

toxic relic
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well done, lad

neat moat
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throw enough crap and sowmtbing bound to stick

neon bramble
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we made ketchup from bananas cause there were no tomatoes

oblique stream
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What

neat moat
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how

lyric galleon
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banana ketchup

oblique stream
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This isn't ketchup

lyric galleon
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it is

oblique stream
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Its sauce

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Nuh uh

lyric galleon
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i cant believe its not ketchup

neon bramble
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due to laws it can't be called ketchup in certain places

toxic relic
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Banana ketchup, also known as banana sauce (in export markets), is a Philippine fruit ketchup condiment made from banana, sugar, vinegar, and spices. Its natural color is brownish-yellow but it is often dyed red to resemble tomato ketchup. Banana ketchup was first produced in the Philippines during World War II due to a wartime shortage of tomat...

oblique stream
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Its not ketchup

neon bramble
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but it is made as a substitute when nobody had tomatoes

oblique stream
neon bramble
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so it's ketchup in my heart

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and the hot version is fire

neon bramble
bronze moat
oblique stream
neon bramble
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I am not american

toxic relic
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what

oblique stream
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No red

toxic relic
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banana ketchup isnt from hawai'i

neat moat
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red 40 my beloved

neon bramble
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many beetles died to make it ketchup

bronze moat
harsh vault
toxic relic
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maori????

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what is dave saying

neon bramble
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lmao

bronze moat
toxic relic
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maori is native new zealander

bronze moat
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So NOT maori

toxic relic
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no

bronze moat
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Hmmmz.

toxic relic
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real

harsh vault
oblique stream
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It says that its primarily Philippine thing

toxic relic
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no

bronze moat
silver plank
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I think I should delete my discord account soon.

toxic relic
neon bramble
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I have been exposed should probably do the same

silver plank
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Im moving back to Ventrilo

toxic relic
harsh vault
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aw

toxic relic
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they were here first

bronze moat
silver plank
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Discord staff is hypocritical

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They do one thing with their right hand and do the opposite with the left hand.

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Hope this platform dies soon.

harsh vault
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mean

silver plank
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Ill miss this server though

toxic relic
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when discord dies i will forget all of you

bronze moat
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So don’t leave and hang with the cool kids in PZ chat. Easy

oblique stream
silver plank
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Im just extremely dissapointed in discord staff.

neat moat
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stink lacks object permanence

toxic relic
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he does

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i value irl relationships more as well, i think

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makes it easier to forget

neat moat
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I mean that's fair

toxic relic
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true

bronze moat
neat moat
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he is

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I sense it

harsh vault
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how come i dont have autism

harsh vault
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i feel left out

silver plank
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Thats kinda rude to ask.

silver plank
bronze moat
toxic relic
harsh vault
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see

silver plank
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Its not a badge

harsh vault
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the tismers are having fun

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include me!

silver plank
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Its not a cool thing to show your friends that you arent normie

neat moat
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floofie you have fury and trans friends

toxic relic
neat moat
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you have plenty

neat moat
toxic relic
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even better

harsh vault
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i wish god removed some of my problems, i would actually prefer autism than most things i have

bronze moat
toxic relic
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i got tested in the early 90s mate

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when it was still new to being a category

candid patio
queen moth
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Okay unc

neat moat
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bro was autistic because autism was cool

harsh vault
toxic relic
neat moat
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thats not exactly what I'm saying

harsh vault
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ouh

queen moth
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Did they also strap you to a radiator uncle

candid patio
harsh vault
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i fw em

bronze moat
toxic relic
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unfortunate

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glad you got there eventually

neat moat
harsh vault
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hey ghoti, did you see the dm

queen moth
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I'm in my 20s bro chill

candid patio
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man if i had regular access to ritalin in grade school...

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i'd be so much more successful than i am now

oblique stream
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Gimmeaphid

harsh vault
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ur living in a penthouse and call yourself not successful enough

toxic relic
candid patio
harsh vault
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damn

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usually the other way around

candid patio
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i have 11 years of college and no degree

queen moth
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Wish I had that childhood

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I got placed in front of a ps2 and that's all she wrote

harsh vault
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i love the ps2

toxic relic
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i didnt have an attentive parent but we just had other shit to do ig

candid patio
neon bramble
harsh vault
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i dont take adhd meds because last time i did it just made me go weird

queen moth
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I lock the fuck in on adhd meds it's actually op

neon bramble
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I used to have a similar opinion then I got the actual stuff

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and shits unfair

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you're telling me people can just sit down and do something without internal haggling normally?

queen moth
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Legit

candid patio
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anyone else?

queen moth
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My mother was 16 when I was born so yeah 💀

oblique stream
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Why is this server full of people with adhd jaques_beaver

queen moth
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Cause project zomboid is an adhd game

neat moat
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and autism

oblique stream
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And autism

neon bramble
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it takes adhd to procrastinate in discord instead of actually doing what they're supposed to do

candid patio
neat moat
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don't forget the ausies

neon bramble
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my video game has been sitting in the background for about 10 minutes now

bronze moat
# candid patio man if i had regular access to ritalin in grade school...

Samesies I think. In 8th grade I was in the “gifted” category testing at college levels.

By 9th grade I lost all interest in school because I was already past the high-school graduate level.

So I just skipped classes, aced every test, and got by with C’d and D’s for failing to attend or do any homework.

If I could “focus” and just stay IN a classroom, I’d have gotten a 4.0 to match my SAT score of 1370 and get into college for free.

It’s crazy how small things can impact life events sometimes

toxic relic
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sats

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i remember sitting for that in case i wanted to go to america for uni

candid patio
toxic relic
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that shit is stupid

oblique stream
harsh vault
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i go now chat, baiiiii!

queen moth
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I loved getting A's and B's for everything then my effort and behaviour were unsatisfactory unhappy

neon bramble
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peak adhd is organizing your base by the crate while your room's a mess

candid patio
harsh vault
bronze moat
neat moat
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stella?

toxic relic
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reference

neat moat
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ah

toxic relic
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old reference

neat moat
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ok unc

toxic relic
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not that old, 1990s

neat moat
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not that old
litteraly last century

queen moth
neat moat
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yeah

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pretty sure

oblique stream
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Wake up

toxic relic
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not that old

bronze moat
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Stella got her groove back. Oldet woman finding herself. I think she was 45 ish

queen moth
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Threw a trash bag

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Into space

neat moat
toxic relic
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old is over half a century

queen moth
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Pretty sure

bronze moat
oblique stream
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Or the first train movie

toxic relic
neat moat
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being old isn't a specific age

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it's a mindset

toxic relic
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if you start quoting van morrison or the wailers then ill call you old

candid patio
# oblique stream What's so adhd and autism appealing in zomboid

this is just kind of a bunch of rambling because I'm not good at describing things like this...
i would venture to say that people with more than a couple hundred hours in PZ tend to be some kind of social outcast that prefers isolation over interacting with society.
Organizing your base is really satisfying, because it takes a lot of work but its not physically demanding or even difficult, but it feels like you accomplished a lot
it scratches my autism by getting to imagine a society where i don't have to interact with people and its okay for me to run around in my underwear and break things.
theres a number of other things i can't quite think of rn.

queen moth
#

Did you just call us losers

bronze moat
toxic relic
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id like to be mentally 40

oblique stream
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Short term goals

candid patio
toxic relic
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id rather not relive my 20s forever

onyx igloo
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Yeah I'd rather not be a moron forever

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Although.. that's probably gonna stay

oblique stream
toxic relic
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you can still be an absolute melon well into old age

onyx igloo
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Weird text

candid patio
# oblique stream Isnt every game adhd endusing

for example, i don't think sports games or COD style shooters are extra appealing to people with adhd. not that there's no people with adhd that play those games, but I don't think they have enough depth to captivate people similar to me.

toxic relic
onyx igloo
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It's been pushed

toxic relic
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oh yeah

candid patio
neon bramble
oblique stream
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I have adhd and find many games stimulating

neon bramble
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no think just reflex click head

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keep moving keep clicking

candid patio
neon bramble
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small maps that just keeps people constantly in eachothers sights

candid patio
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but yeah i suppose there's a strong link between adhd and video games in general

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they are dopamine engines

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its not a good game if it isn't dishing you out dopamine

oblique stream
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Maybe I should regulate my gaming activities

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Starting from tomorrow aphid

candid patio
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my wife had us following "the miracle morning"

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and I was productive AS FUCK

neat moat
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Mentally I am 50

candid patio
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for like 2 days

oblique stream
candid patio
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and then i wanted to kms

neat moat
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So technically I am more mature than stink

toxic relic
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you're not

neat moat
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moopy would disagree

toxic relic
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moopy is too busy playing rhythm games

candid patio
# oblique stream What is it

a productivity self help book... you set this routine... wake up early... do a bunch of productive shit in a very structured manner

neat moat
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moopy is too busy keeping the arthritis at bay

toxic relic
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needless to say, we ignored that 'advice'

neat moat
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wtf is the miracle morning

candid patio
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and it was extremely effective at making me more productive, but it stripped all the joy out of my life lol

toxic relic
bronze moat
# toxic relic id like to be mentally 40

Most data, RELIABLY, shows that everyone doesn’t mature much. The idea that age makes you wise and mature is a myth.

Most people are mentally only around 15.

In the United States? 60-65% of the country has an IQ of an 11 year old.

neat moat
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new age spiritualism?

toxic relic
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"ceo wakes up at 3 am" shit

neat moat
#

oh

candid patio
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that's pretty accurate lol

neat moat
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so hustle culture ish too

toxic relic
#

yeah

candid patio
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yeah that

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my wife is into that

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which is why she's rich

neat moat
bronze moat
onyx igloo
bronze moat
# neat moat I dont like where this is going Dave

Nowhere in particular.

Just the concept of old people somehow being mature is incorrect.

If you look at the world as it is: run by old people who are literally no more mature than they were at age 15, all the insanity makes sense

toxic relic
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the slots are boring

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id rather poke my eye out than work the pokies

onyx igloo
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I found poker and blackjack pretty fun

oblique stream
#

But fuck that

toxic relic
bronze moat
toxic relic
#

poker and blackjack is fun, just dont play them at a casino

neon bramble
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doing slots if you dont care and just wanna stay in the casino while the lads lose money is cool and all

candid patio
# candid patio which is why she's rich

she was celebrating a major income milestone one night and i asked her "What's your number? Is there a dollar amount you could obtain where you would stop working?"
and she pauses for just a brief second, shakes her head, and says "No. Never. If I had jeff bezos money, I would still go to work in the morning."

neat moat
neon bramble
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the people who only do slots are lmao

onyx igloo
neon bramble
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no bring more money to the casino

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you will win it big

onyx igloo
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You may aswell be pissing money away

neat moat
#

yo wtf happened to my Instagram 4u page

neon bramble
#

-guy who works at the casino

candid patio
#

I'm so boring at the casino.
I go in with $20.
Either I lose it all or I double it and I leave.

toxic relic
bronze moat
onyx igloo
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I'm only logged into youtube

oblique stream
#

You guys are actually playing at casino?

neat moat
toxic relic
#

what

onyx igloo
#

Your grain?!

toxic relic
#

instagram has produce forums?

onyx igloo
#

How will our farm flourish now!?

bronze moat
toxic relic
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how will this affect next years harvest, jebediah?

onyx igloo
#

the GRAINONEMY IS IN SHAMBLES!

oblique stream
bronze moat
#

It’s also why do so many giveaways. A percentage of my casino winnings goes to my community.

#

The casinos paid to run all of my servers lol

onyx igloo
#

i still hate haircuts

toxic relic
#

just shave your hair mate

onyx igloo
#

I hate sitting in a position with nothing to look at

onyx igloo
last spoke
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Blegh, we gotta get one at some point too. A lot of the ends of our hair is damaged and I haaaate it

neat moat
#

normalize criticizing barbers for their terrible cuts

candid patio
#

i hate haircuts and have taken up cutting my own hair

toxic relic
#

electric razor:

onyx igloo
oblique stream
#

Join the egg culture

candid patio
#

I just comb it how i wear it, then i carefully buzz the sides and back. my neckline looks like shit but the rest of my hair looks good

oblique stream
#

Blind bystanders with your shining head

last spoke
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Go on, do your best Elige cosplay

onyx igloo
#

Who's elige

bronze moat
toxic relic
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cs player

toxic relic
candid patio
onyx igloo
toxic relic
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there's a reason cartoons have that

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lol

toxic relic
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skill issue

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learn

onyx igloo
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No

toxic relic
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then accept criticism

onyx igloo
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No

oblique stream
toxic relic
#

then you will suffer

onyx igloo
#

Yes

toxic relic
neat moat
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stink

toxic relic
neat moat
#

drive down the freeway at 70mph immediately

onyx igloo
#

what the fuck is a kilometer

neat moat
#

or 70mps

neat moat
#

whatever you prefer

bronze moat
#

The queen of super earth is about to spread democracy is up for it. Do you know where to find me?

toxic relic
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i dont live near a freeway

onyx igloo
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Put brick on accelerator pedal

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it's funny

neat moat
#

wait super earth has a queen?

toxic relic
#

has a queen
calls itself a democracy

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?

bronze moat
neat moat
#

I see

toxic relic
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you cant have a queen in a democracy

neat moat
onyx igloo
#

monarchs disguising themselves as a democracy

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disgusting

toxic relic
bronze moat
toxic relic
#

its a constitutional monarchy

neat moat
#

let me make a joke

toxic relic
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with a parliamentary democracy granted, however stilll a different thing

onyx igloo
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Dude I have this metal taste in my mouth and it won't go away

neat moat
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hm

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might be cancer

oblique stream
onyx igloo
#

if it is chat buy me things

bronze moat
toxic relic
toxic relic
#

not anymore

bronze moat
#

I’m being silly lol. Are you not family with hell divers?

toxic relic
#

i've never played helldivers

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i dislike cosplaying as a loser

bronze moat
oblique stream
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I will never play hell divers

onyx igloo
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I have been a helldiver before
It's called going into a math exam with no practice

oblique stream
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Since it's unavailable in my country

neon bramble
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play drg instead

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rock and stone

toxic relic
#

aye

onyx igloo
#

fr

oblique stream
#

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER

candid patio
#

it had a big community but i don't buy full price games

toxic relic
#

rock and stone z_drg

candid patio
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so by the time its cheap no one will play it

oblique stream
#

Did I hear a rock and stone? aphid

toxic relic
onyx igloo
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rdr2

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peeq

toxic relic
#

just ignore red dead online and you're golden

neon bramble
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elephant gun though

bronze moat
onyx igloo
#

Unless your bored and wanna design a weird character

neat moat
candid patio
candid patio
toxic relic
oblique stream
neat moat
neon bramble
#

terminators acquired

onyx igloo
oblique stream
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No, cause im not an impostor

onyx igloo
#

that applies for both DRG and Helldivers

neat moat
#

lethal company

bronze moat
onyx igloo
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I'm gonna fall unconscious willingly goodnight chat

candid patio
#

some guy drunkenly stumbled onto a soccer field outside my house and just collapsed near a bench while i was walking my dog
I didn't ask him if he was okay and I feel bad. should I go ask him if he's okay?

polar kernel
candid patio
#

we was wearing a local sports team's jersey

last spoke
harsh vault
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thats a warning

candid patio
harsh vault
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people here are very not okay

candid patio
#

i left my gun in the states and I don't think I can win a fight with a drunken sports fan

harsh vault
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oh yeah

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the hockey game

oblique stream
harsh vault
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we won

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hes probably going to rant to you

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or like

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be happy

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if you say you prefer the other team

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your dead

candid patio
#

wooo go... leafs?

oblique stream
candid patio
#

senators?

harsh vault
#

LEAFS

candid patio
#

why tf do we have the "senators"

toxic relic
#

they won against the senators afaik

candid patio
#

shouldn't it be the mps?

bronze moat
toxic relic
#

if that dude is still drunk from the hockey then i respect his dedication

#

ngl the leafs are cracked this year so far

oblique stream
toxic relic
#

they lost one match this month to the panthers

fathom igloo
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Bruhhh that crashout I talked about earlier, well good came out of it. I am pleasantly surprised.

#

But now I have nervous energy and am nauseous

bronze moat
fathom igloo
#

Omar if you’re awake make your game inventory public so I can shopppppp

chrome jetty
#

|

fathom igloo
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No thanks jadod, not interested in yours. 😈

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Ugh it’s like 200° rn

#

Says 58° but I just know San Diego is lying

naive flicker
fathom igloo
#

Lobotomies for everyone

oblique stream
#

Its like 2 times boiling point of water

fathom igloo
#

Ew discord updated again and everyone’s role emojis look weird

#

Why does the katana look like a machete

oblique stream
fathom igloo
#

What is that

naive flicker
fathom igloo
naive flicker
#

Yea

fathom igloo
#

Why does it look different

fathom igloo
#

Yum

#

He just wanted a snack

naive flicker
#

Real

fathom igloo
#

I had that intrusive thought as a child but I got smacked before I could act on it

naive flicker
#

That was me when i saw the gun of a cop

fathom igloo
#

Uh oh

naive flicker
#

Reach for a cops gun 🗣️🎶🔥

fathom igloo
#

Stop resisting!

fathom igloo
#

HES RESISTING

naive flicker
#

SIR GET DOWN 🗣️
SIR GET DOWN 🔥

fathom igloo
naive flicker
#

Most likely

fathom igloo
#

Note to self; make sure you have millennial music and a boom box

naive flicker
#

Katy Perry and Lady Gaga preferred

fathom igloo
#

Send Katy back to space.

fathom igloo
#

Tastes like chicken.

naive flicker
#

🤤

wraith dust
#

oblivion remake my beloved

fathom igloo
wraith dust
fathom igloo
wraith dust
#

dark elves have red eyes

fathom igloo
#

Seems to need a bit of antibiotics and steroids…. Clear that pink eye right up

wraith dust
#

Azura cursed the dark elves due to the tribunal abusing the heart of lorkhan so all the dark elves that were once chimer became dark elves

fathom igloo
bronze moat
bronze moat
# fathom igloo

Before this remaster, the red eyes were much more prominent without as much black. But also somewhat difficult to tell the difference between a dark elf and a vampire.

(vampires used the same game assets for the most part).

naive flicker
#

Walter White Jr

#

Skyrim belongs to the Nord, but my wife is allowed to be a different race 👽

#

Lmao idk

wraith dust
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nords be dating khajiits fr lmfao

naive flicker
#

The conflict between the stormcloaks and imperials has always been a mess

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I mean

wraith dust
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dont ask a nord the race of his wife

naive flicker
#

I can't blame them

wraith dust
#

LMFAO

neat moat
wraith dust
#

LMFAOOO

#

or bosmer twinks

neat moat
#

wait thought it said nerd

#

nvm still valid

naive flicker
#

I always played either as a nord or imperial

#

I have human bias 🥀

wraith dust
#

i play dunmer

#

because my beloved

naive flicker
#

Lowkey valid

white obsidian
#

no

lyric galleon
#

welcome moon and star

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welcome where destiny is made

bronze moat
naive flicker
#

Kitty x3

lyric galleon
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i didnt knew ash was a morrowwind power gamer

wraith dust
#

morrowdoomer i am

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morrowgamer i must

wraith dust
#

your telling me COCK spear is canon from morrowind?

lyric galleon
#

go make daddy dagoth proud

wraith dust
#

vivec had some weird ass lore

naive flicker
wraith dust
#

like how he got touched by like 3 deadrea

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and lived

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or some shit

lyric galleon
#

vivec is a hoe

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sometimes

#

when vivec feels like being a woman

naive flicker
#

Women? Where?

bronze moat
lyric galleon
#

sexy

naive flicker
#

The vampires in Skyrim freak me out

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Pulled up to their castle, saw em, nope, fucked off

#

Joined Dawnguard

lyric galleon
#

i remember modding my skyrim into modern graphics and modern swordplay

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dont ever smoke no nirnroot in falkreath bro

naive flicker
#

Getting faded at high rhotgar or how it's called

lyric galleon
#

my orb i left in the reach is now here bro

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what did you do to me bro

bronze moat
lyric galleon
#

i love modding

naive flicker
#

Furry vs zombie

lyric galleon
#

i respect nerdgamerdave for that

naive flicker
#

Usually i prefer werewolves

bronze moat
#

Not my mod, but one of my favorite modded player homes:

naive flicker
#

No I'm NOT a furry 🐴

lyric galleon
#

i like vampires in skyrim because i figured out how to get the gravity gun spell

naive flicker
#

My ahh is still chillin in breezehome or the houses you build

lyric galleon
#

mf tries to rob me and i eject them into the stars

#

go achieve chim someplace far away my vicinity

naive flicker
#

Choose human
Male or female
NEVER a mage or archer
Repeat

fathom igloo
#

(I’ve actually never, too terrified)

lyric galleon
#

cambrie has a sharingan

#

can i have it

bronze moat
naive flicker
#

Can't relate. I wear glasses.

lyric galleon
#

i remember the combat overhaul i got added lock on to enemies and directional input for combat

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gosh

#

i miss that mod

naive flicker
#

Half sword ahh

lyric galleon
#

i should try modding skyrim again

bronze moat
lyric galleon
#

once i figure out how to fix my fnv modlist

bronze moat
lyric galleon
#

no fucking way

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i lost my skyrim modlist when i got a pc assembled :(

#

i only saved my fnv mo3 folder

bronze moat
#

I have memorized about 90% of all skyrim mods. If you need help modding it, hit me up

#

gotta go for now tho. Super Earth needs me

lyric galleon
#

i ran photorealism mods for skyrim on my 2015 integrated graphics laptop back in 2022

lyric galleon
bronze moat
naive flicker
#

Skyrim is the biggest gooner game out of all Bethesda games, with FO4 being the second. I saw some things i wish i wouldn't have seen while scrolling through nexus mods

lyric galleon
naive flicker
#

🥀

lyric galleon
#

wait is fo4 even moddable to the extent that skyrim is?

naive flicker
#

Ehh

#

Kinda?

lyric galleon
#

only thing i know that got a BIG mod overhaul is starfield

#

shit got turned to star wars

bronze moat
lyric galleon
#

starfield gotta be an elaborate dev kit at this point

naive flicker
#

I haven't even bothered looking at starfield content

bronze moat
naive flicker
#

Gotta head to work 🥀

lyric galleon
#

WHAT

#

damn i gotta get around modding fo4

#

actually gotta figure out how to rollback the new gen updates, that shit is gutter ass

#

their fuckass new gen update fucked up the dlcs they made themselves

#

LOOKUP FAILED!

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my left nut and shaft, todd howard

#

YOU HEAR ME

bronze moat
# naive flicker Maybe, yea

I make gooner mods lol. I know the numbers.

Easiest way to compare is look at "unique downloads" of a mod. The unofficial patch? Unique downloads represent about 50% of the PC players who own skyrim. So is reasonable to assume HALF the players have the patch installed.

Calienties mod? About 10%. So only 10% of players have the ability to inject goon into the game.

Then the mods after that? Less than 10%.

It's just the statistics vs. the visibility and hype. The VAST majority of players don't want or use gooner mods. They want immersion and gameplay. One of the most famous mods of all time is literally just the map being re-drawn.

lyric galleon
#

may i have the mod names

#

it will make a fine addition to my collection

bronze moat
lyric galleon
#

understandable

#

i respect the player

bronze moat
#

I help mod games tho. That's always something I do

bronze moat
lyric galleon
#

i remember that screenie lmfao

bronze moat
#

I "think" it was pulled and scrubbed off the internet for looking too much like Arnie

#

He lives in a cool house near Riverwood with his wives

#

He walks guard duty during the day, hangs around inside afternoon then late night visits Riverwood for drinks before going home around midnight

lyric galleon
#

where can i join and watch your streams dave, gonna drop by time to time

bronze moat
lyric galleon
#

gonna do that

bronze moat
naive flicker
#

And beauty ofc

#

Not character beauty, rather in terms of weather and ambience

harsh vault
heavy ivy
#

you equip the body to unequip the sword to unequip the body to equip the sword

harsh vault
#

i have to throw the guy across the map for a single knife

naive flicker
#

I first have to move the body out of the way before i can grab the weapon

harsh vault
naive flicker
#

Oh yeah for sure. Always spoilance or carnage

wraith dust
#

tax evasion

loud pumice
#

My dating profile be like

#

Please love me ChiiPlead2

#

Lol

naive flicker
#

🐈

loud pumice
#

Le cat