nobody has ever said this to me
#general_chat
lilac quarry
gritty drift
polar kernel
u know ur cooked if stinkname is agreeing with u
sleek summit
Hi everyone
toxic relic
thanks
sleek summit
toxic relic
dude's build
polar kernel
the guy notorious for having the WORST opinions on 90% of topics is not the one u want in ur corner š
toxic relic
im the underdog
lilac quarry
you two should smooch and see if you agree
polar kernel
devils advocate ass
toxic relic
i assume chip is a bad kisser though
lilac quarry
I'm a taken man
hall pass for discordia, he will understand
toxic relic
sleek summit
Does anyone know a approximate day of realese of the new update? the build 42
polar kernel
WRONG my girlfriend likes kissing me !
lilac quarry
oh this is war I'm out
toxic relic
WRONG my girlfriend likes kissing me !
ok :]
plain fern
WRONG my girlfriend likes kissing me !
Yea he very good kisser
polar kernel
hes waiting to see
hidden spruce
you're a cat
last spoke
Mrp's nearly walked into doors at least 3 times in the past few hours
mellow birch
Iāve had days like that
toxic relic
you need to stick your tongue out like a snake
onyx igloo
me when someone swaps my paracetamol for paris seat a mall
mellow birch
you need to stick your tongue out like a snake
yeah, smell the wall before it hits you
lilac quarry
you need to stick your tongue out like a snake
sticking out your tongue for the picture šµ
toxic relic
me when someone swaps my paracetamol for paris seat a mall
terrible fucking joke
last spoke
you need to stick your tongue out like a snake
No, it's not a problem with perceiving the door
onyx igloo
terrible fucking joke
last spoke
Taste is a form of perception, no?
mellow birch
I mean I agree with Mrp there
toxic relic
true
toxic relic
sticking out your tongue for the picture šµ
what song is this
onyx igloo
ur mum
lilac quarry
what song is this
no idea it's a meme
onyx igloo
got em
lilac quarry
you can consult our local meme AI billjoe
mellow birch
only the bacteria culture growing under my bed
Iām very familiar with the fridge culture myself
toxic relic
im starting to think joe just sits in a dark room and scrolls every social media for days
hidden spruce
toxic relic
asmongold type room
last spoke
The problem here is that Mrp in headspace is able to pass through doors by offsetting himself in a way that the atoms in Mrp's body pass between the atoms in the door. (It's a long story)
Mrp keeps needing to remind himself that this is not a skill that translates to the meatspace
onyx igloo
you would get bad rug burn
toxic relic
rug floors? gross
last spoke
Mrp's not sure how that would help remedy a behavioural habit
toxic relic
im not sure either
onyx igloo
rug floors? gross
its very common and i agree with you
onyx igloo
wood
toxic relic
i cant think of a response that isnt "weeb 
"
neon bramble
ye we have wood floors in hurricane central
hidden spruce
tender igloo
you can consult our local meme AI billjoe
billbertAI
neon bramble
I aint sure what spells the local witch doctor cast but the incessant flooding has never been an issue
tender igloo
pillbert
toxic relic
ive seen warped and water damaged wood floors but i do think theyre good overall
lilac quarry
pubert
tender igloo
ahh i spit out my drink
mellow birch
The problem here is that Mrp in headspace is able to pass through doors by offse...
what?
onyx igloo
i cant think of a response that isnt "weeb <:YOU:637259676517400576> "
i only watch studio ghibli really
last spoke
What?
mellow birch
if Iām reading that right youāre saying you think you can phase through walls and just walk as though you can?
toxic relic
last spoke
In headspace, yes.
warped pivot
Anyone got any games going
mellow birch
In headspace, yes.
what does that mean?
last spoke
Unfortunately this skill does not translate to meatspace and Mrp needs to remind himself of this.
warped pivot
Little co op ting
toxic relic
Anyone got any games going
im playing a game rn yeah
toxic relic
red dead
onyx igloo
me when i start seeing the pumpkin spice lattes showing up in stores
(chaos will ensue)
toxic relic
im not playing red dead online mate
onyx igloo
hackers
mellow birch
In headspace, yes.
like, how you imagine yourself?
I just dunno what headspace is supposed to be
spiral condor
for those who have not seen the news: pope died
toxic relic
pope who ?
mellow birch
Francis
carmine monolith
frankie
toxic relic
who's francis
plush cobalt
Dead
spiral condor
who's francis
the biker from l4d
onyx igloo
redemption
sacred schooner
nobody has ever said this to me
sorry but you're to the left of me, being in ontario n all
lilac quarry
depends on how you see it 
neat moat
social security hung up on me š
that bitch
didn't even give me 2 seconds before cutting the call
toxic relic
cedar monolith
social security hung up on me š
@neat moat You are the man that got me banned for a week
neat moat
how is that even possible
cedar monolith
how is that even possible
I dmed you some time ago about it
sacred schooner
how is that even possible
anyone who steps within 10 meters of you instantly gets sent to the ninth circle of hell
cedar monolith
oh wait you're that guy who send that shit
IT WASNT DAMN PORN
neat moat
but I wouldn't expect they'd give you a week for that š
neat moat
IT WASNT DAMN PORN
yeah it's worse
livid notch
IT WASNT DAMN PORN
sacred schooner
IT WASNT DAMN PORN
cedar monolith
Die leute kƶnnen keinen verdammten witz machen.
sacred schooner
Die leute kƶnnen keinen verdammten witz machen.
sorrey we don't speak weiner here
cedar monolith
sorrey we don't speak weiner here
bratwurst
cedar monolith
Ok das ist schuin
toxic hawk
heavy ivy
anyone who steps within 10 meters of you instantly gets sent to the ninth circle...
it's true! I got within 31 american units of ghoti and sent to the gluttony layer. they already knew who i was so i got sent back up pretty quick, but still quite jarring
floral fiber
heavy ivy
chance for them to make out before the end
gilded bridge
The stalker together
polar kernel
geeked up playing xbox all day
sacred schooner
woke up at 3, slept for the last 5 hoping to survive the next 7 of work
last spoke
like, how you imagine yourself?
Headspace, Inner world, where we exist when not in front, all same thing
heavy ivy
^ that!
harsh vault
hai chat!
neat moat
sounds pretty trippy
harsh vault
hai ghoti!
neat moat
borger
harsh vault
yum
heavy ivy
yum yum yum!
harsh vault
hai riley!
hardy muralBOT
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heavy ivy
hewwo!
harsh vault
hai
heavy ivy
haiii
fair yacht
im home frens
heavy ivy
haiii sporfo frens!
fair yacht
riley frens!
heavy ivy
haiii!
prime thornBOT
!sporfo
EEK! Wrong door! Sporfo is two doors down the hall! https://i.imgur.com/F25Nn90.png By Sporfo <3
neat moat
hideous
tender igloo
thats leon
ivory grail
EEK! Wrong door! Sporfo is two doors down the hall! https://i.imgur.com/F25Nn90...
this is fridge worthy
quasi slate
i was on call with my mom asking for guidance how to make salad lol
toxic relic
that makes sense
quasi slate
balta misraine
quasi slate
its my 2nd favorite type of cucumber
toxic relic
whats the first
quasi slate
the long boy that tastes like water
neat moat
bro ranks cucumbers
toxic relic
who doesnt dude
onyx igloo
i like sliced cucumber
neat moat
me??
onyx igloo
very nice
bronze moat
Cucumbers are a 0 / 10. Pickle them? 10/10
bronze moat
Cucubmer WATER is a -1 / 10
onyx igloo
its crunchy water
toxic relic
what the fuck
onyx igloo
how do you not like crunchy water
bronze moat
For reference Hot Dog Water is a 0 / 10
toxic relic
cucumber water is banger
quasi slate
i love raw cucumber
bronze moat
So cucubmer water is worse that hot dog water
toxic relic
slightly tangy, nice mineral taste
neat moat
I used to think there was a pickle plant that grew pickles
last spoke
Cucumbers are a 0 / 10. Pickle them? 10/10
You are quickly losing Mrp's respect.
toxic relic
So cucubmer water is worse that hot dog water
thats just so fucking wrong man
gherkins are different to pickles as well
quasi slate
raw garlic tho top tier
bronze moat
gherkins are different to pickles as well
Wierdly I like Gherkins
onyx igloo
quasi slate
gherkin cucumber skin is kind of bitter
toxic relic
delicious
bronze moat
people in the states don't call them Gherkins tho. Only like 10 people in America use their real name. We usually call them "baby pickles" or similar
toxic relic
ill eat this and drink the sauce
quasi slate
pickle juice is good
toxic relic
the juices
onyx igloo
ill eat this and drink the sauce
pickle juice is a sauce?
neon bramble
well shit
last spoke
Should we make indivudual collections in our Steam Library for the games each of us play?
last spoke
Well, Mrp threw his own together, others can do theirs when they get around to it
shut scroll
ROCK AND STONE!
heavy ivy
rock and stooooone
toxic relic
heavy ivy
most people get PTSD
Gunner gets nostalgia
toxic relic
fucking real
hidden spruce
most people get PTSD
Gunner gets nostalgia
PTSD you say ?
getting m249 saw
neat moat
I should get into deep rock tbh
last spoke
It looks neat, but not the kinda thing Mrp would be into
heavy ivy
"do you have one with recoil?"
fair yacht
š¤
last spoke
"do you have one with recoil?"
Scarf whenever someone uses the ARN
neat moat
I remember one time me and a crew would try and get as black out drunk as we could before staring a mission
fair yacht
bad ghoti
neat moat
:(
fair yacht
no drinking and operating missions
neat moat
ur a mean knight
fair yacht
nah
neat moat
yah
hidden spruce
raghhhhhh
hidden spruce
https://tenor.com/view/alice-zuberg-gif-25536351
I love women with heavy knight armours xdd
gilded bridge
I love women with heavy knight armours xdd
Real
fair yacht
hidden spruce
Like god damn
fair yacht
:)
hidden spruce
*Woman wearing an outfit looking sexy and lack of protection < Woman that looks stunning in knight armours
fair yacht
Woman in plate armor 
Woman that wears barely anything 
neat moat
real
fair yacht
Shit even raphtalia has proper armor
neat moat
fair yacht
this is so true and i hate it
gilded bridge
They're both females though
neat moat
They're both females though
right one is link
fair yacht
They're both females though
the one on the right is Link lmao
gilded bridge
right one is link
Oh wait it's actually reversed
fair yacht
has to use that outfit to go into that one town
neat moat
thats the joke
gilded bridge
I thought it was Zelda
neon bramble
I love women with heavy knight armours xdd
neat moat
it's a double joke
gilded bridge
My bad
hidden spruce
finally someone got a peak protection and good looking one
gilded bridge
Twink got me twinking
hidden spruce
like the idea so good
gilded bridge
finally someone got a peak protection and good looking one
Conventional armor looks better
hidden spruce
hmm
let's make women in zomboid expection since like they wear a heavier outfits than avg knight
neat moat
Conventional armor looks better
that is conventional armor though
fair yacht
:D
last spoke
It's just a cosmetic dress over the top of chain and lamellar armour
last spoke
Heck, the dress could even be Gamboised for all we know
hidden spruce
heavy ivy
gamboised dress :3
neon bramble
Heck, the dress could even be Gamboised for all we know
unnecessary
the padding would be under the chain
'sides nothing short of a heavy crossbow or a specialized warbow is piercing that armor
carmine monolith
Idk what the convo in b42 is
smth about china but ill stay here while that burns away
median torrent
i love how the dress is metal covered in a cloth blanket lmao
for protection from arrows
neon bramble
realistically that's for weather protection and your livery
but that's enough š¤ from me lmao
heavy ivy
but more armor funni
neon bramble
finally I am no longer poor
median torrent
just boosted the serv
fathom igloo
just boosted the serv
Straight to jail.
rose harbor
Does anyone know a little Spanish? I'm new xd
median torrent
Straight to jail.
we'll be sharing a cell.
fathom igloo
Oh, no, they put me in solitary.
fathom igloo
finally I am no longer poor
Did you take Omarās advice?
neon bramble
depends is he a lil red guy whispering sweet words in my ear
fathom igloo
depends is he a lil red guy whispering sweet words in my ear
Did the voice say ājust donāt be poorā?
neon bramble
the voice was more helpful
fathom igloo
Does anyone know a little Spanish? I'm new xd
Yes, but this is an English only server
quasi slate
rose harbor
@fathom igloo Okay thanks, then I'll have to learn to study a little more xd
neat moat
smth about china but ill stay here while that burns away
murf hates talking to us gen chatters :(
silver plank
Lol fishboy
neat moat
no
silver plank
Fishboy
toxic relic
if youre on desktop i can help you with it, if you want
neat moat
but because I can't stop him
silver plank
Ok Fishboy
neat moat
if youre on desktop i can help you with it, if you want
let me look
earnest hazel
Rip the pope
toxic relic
Ok Fishboy
dont call him that
silver plank
Good riddance
fathom igloo
but because I can't stop him
Try. Iāll put money on you, fight to the death
toxic relic
i dont wanna fight fishy
neat moat
I wouldn't wanna fight me either
toxic relic
if we do ill just hit you as hard as you hit me
fathom igloo
Piranha potion
silver plank
Fishboy cannot fight on land
neat moat
did you see the youtube layout change
so far it looks the same to me
toxic relic
alr
neat moat
send me a ss
toxic relic
i changed it already
nocturne mesa
i am going to indoctrinate my boyfriend into playing this game
silver plank
Metta doing gods work
nocturne mesa
I defy god every day
chrome jetty
Bad
chrome jetty
Imagine playing modded pz
polar kernel
i dont have to imagine i do it all the time
quasi slate
quasi slate
neat moat
moop has fell off frfr š„
quasi sable
does anyone here use the ātrailers!ā mod? all the trailers i find are locked idk if im missing something or what
neat moat
break the window or find a key
quasi slate
listen to fishboy advice
neat moat
maybe use a common sense crowbar mod to pry it open
neat moat
the normies coopted it š„
quasi sable
I havenāt found a key and I donāt think any of them have windows but the crowbar might work
toxic relic
marine comrade 
neat moat
I havenāt found a key and I donāt think any of them have windows but the crowbar...
you need a mod though like I said
I think it's common sense crowbars
tacit meadow
Poor fishboy lost his name
neon bramble
lil awkward staredown
carmine monolith
xcom is my favorite zomboid mod
fair yacht
friends!
neon bramble
its actually b42 mp
chrome jetty
I got cured of my brain fungus.
heavy ivy
normies are strange
heavy ivy
bzzzbzzbzz
neon bramble
piss
chrome jetty
I love being paid not to do work
neon bramble
yeah she dead
chrome jetty
there is one wit a similar room layour
rich sinew
awh darn
ruby river
hi chat
rich sinew
Howdy
hidden spruce
finally I am no longer poor
hidden spruce
@stone meadow ;3
heavy ivy
blow that guy up
stone meadow
thanks
rich sinew
Blow em up
rich sinew
interesting
young kelp
frail shadow
too bad , he was cool
stiff geyser
I missed drama again smh
hidden spruce
So , i Were just like you know...
Scrolling down the zomboid reviews and I fell off to this :
frail shadow
local man discovers redditors
hidden spruce
Wait ?
Those are Reddidtors ?
stiff geyser
I love Reddit
toxic relic
anyone who makes those jokes is a redditor
stiff geyser
Only social media I use
frail shadow
yeah i can sniff them out through the phone
toxic relic
i think if i lived in america id move to detroit
heavy ivy
https://tenor.com/view/chief-keef-faneto-new-jersey-gif-25926112
can you destroy ohio while we're at it
frail shadow
i canāt believe as moderator, youād promote violence like this
stone meadow
i canāt believe as moderator, youād promote violence like this
I may be a moderator but chief keef comes first
frail shadow
we gotta kill this dude
young kelp
toxic relic
short work week cause its anzac day on friday
stiff geyser
I miss frogskibidi
lilac quarry
I may be a moderator but chief keef comes first
he even said he'd come and blow new jersey up
can't hate
stiff geyser
You can't post memes in general chat
toxic relic
its not a meme
frail shadow
kill this dude too
toxic relic
thats me
hidden spruce
You can't post memes in general chat
there is no meme channels
lilac quarry
<:hellonewstalker:959567602500378744> there is no meme channels
are* š¤
stiff geyser
<:hellonewstalker:959567602500378744> there is no meme channels
They were deleted after the incident
Challenging me ?
hidden spruce
They were deleted after *the incident*
what happen ?
stiff geyser
An incident
toxic relic
they got deleted
hidden spruce
tell
toxic relic
it was an incident
fathom igloo
<:glasses_nerd:967860180056424488> Challenging me ?
Directly looking in your eyes too
toxic relic
which lead to deletion
toxic relic
what happened to it
hidden spruce
Directly looking in your eyes too
xd
fathom igloo
My old one was broken
Well what did you get?
hidden spruce
what happened to it
Do i know ?
uncut apex
what happened to it
Good question. I put it down; picked it up, and the screen was tweaking beyond belief
solemn valley
If I wanted to put a balcony on the upper floor of my home, what would be the best way to go about that? I assume destroy the window/wall for the door and build that way, but would that then create a permanently "outside" bedroom?
uncut apex
Well what did you get?
iPhone 12
stiff geyser
iPhone 
toxic relic
Good question. I put it down; picked it up, and the screen was tweaking beyond b...
maybe it didnt like the chair
uncut apex
It was a chair
toxic relic
you shouldve gotten one of those oppos or something
fathom igloo
iOS 19 is allegedly the last update below 13 will get
ebon dome
i want to know what incident happend in memes channel
uncut apex
iOS 19 is allegedly the last update below 13 will get
Thanks apple!
fathom igloo
Stink try not to convince Apple users not to buy Apple challenge (impossible)
uncut apex
I just have apple because the rest of my family does
toxic relic
using apple as a descriptor is sad
my identity is tied to a brand
i love the future
fathom igloo
I just have apple because the rest of my family does
DW, Apple is good for those who love it. š„°
fathom igloo
Apple users get sneaky Sasquatch access and that alone is worth it
ebon dome
DW, Apple is good for those who love it. š„°
you mean its for trendfollowers trying to be different
toxic relic
i dont even know what the fuck sasquatch is
frail shadow
trying to be different ?
toxic relic
apart from the cryptid
frail shadow
donāt most people have iphones
plush cobalt
Hating on Apple is a W. Hating on Apple users is an L
fathom igloo
you mean its for trendfollowers trying to be different
Imagine thinking everyone buys a product for the aesthetic and nothing else š
toxic relic
Hating on Apple is a W. Hating on Apple users is an L
ill hate both for neutral
ebon dome
Imagine thinking everyone buys a product for the aesthetic and nothing else š
what does it have that an android doesnt
system ui is cool ill give you thay
really cool
toxic relic
i dont like the ui tbh
plush cobalt
It's not for me but I certainly see the appeal
toxic relic
thats a personal thing tho
fathom igloo
what does it have that an android doesnt
Better parental controls for one. Apple Arcade is another.
ebon dome
Hating on Apple is a W. Hating on Apple users is an L
eh theres a lot of annoying apple fanboys
toxic relic
true
frail shadow
it literally does not matter
plush cobalt
eh theres a lot of annoying apple fanboys
This is true of anything tbf
frail shadow
every phone does basically the same fucking thing
plush cobalt
I can't believe I'm (sort of) agreeing with Castle... I may be sick... I may throw up
fathom igloo
it literally does not matter
I agree, let people love what they love for phones without hating.
toxic relic
my nokia got dropped into the pooper and it survived
frail shadow
i have good opinions
jaunty haven
hi guys i keep getting killed by sickness and idk how to cure it
plush cobalt
There are certainly differences worth considering but overall yeah who cares
frail shadow
modern phones at least
fathom igloo
hi guys i keep getting killed by sickness and idk how to cure it
Then how are you here?
ebon dome
Better parental controls for one. Apple Arcade is another.
never needed parental controls and apple arcade is something like xbox live
toxic relic
such a good phone
toxic relic
i agre with the plunger
fathom igloo
meaning you loan games and never own them
So you mean literally like steam? Will you hate on steam users?
nocturne mesa
if terraria and minecraft run on my boyfriends pc should zomboid be fine with massive hordes?
toxic relic
erh
ebon dome
So you mean literally like steam? Will you hate on steam users?
no im talking about services like on playstation on xbox
plush cobalt
Take me back to the days of numeric keypads (āyou can just buy oneā no. I am accustomed to luxury now. It's too late)
toxic relic
non modded minecraft?
ebon dome
where you have to pay a fee every month so you can play games
toxic relic
Take me back to the days of numeric keypads (āyou can just buy oneā no. I am acc...
š
ebon dome
on steam its an one time purchase
frail shadow
if terraria and minecraft run on my boyfriends pc should zomboid be fine with ma...
terraria is mega easy to run
fathom igloo
no im talking about services like on playstation on xbox
Ok. Well I like my apple products and I like my other products.
ebon dome
i agre with the plunger
wish i could level upš
frail shadow
donāt listen to these losers
ebon dome
Ok. Well I like my apple products and I like my other products.
sure you do you im just saying its a blatant rip off for people trying to be different
phone is a phone
frail shadow
they just want to feel better about the massive amounts of time theyāve spent talking here
toxic relic
keypads are great
fathom igloo
sure you do you im just saying its a blatant rip off for people trying to be dif...
But nobody here said they were trying to do that.
plush cobalt
āTrying to be differentā is really weird criticism
ebon dome
But nobody here said they were trying to do that.
?
plush cobalt
We're talking about the same products right
ebon dome
āTrying to be differentā is really weird criticism
why
plush cobalt
Apple? Different?
toxic relic
id critic apple because of its market oversaturation and normalisation
the antithesis of 'trying to be different'
ebon dome
Apple? Different?
what if every phone had android system,or something else
plush cobalt
I'm an Android user but it's pretty obvious that Apple is seen as the ādefaultā for plenty of people & anything else is being different
heavy ivy
huskexq Cambrie gets the value she wants from it, and that's all that matters. I don't like subscriptions yea, but I don't want to push that on someone
plush cobalt
the antithesis of 'trying to be different'
Yeah this
frail shadow
who gets a phone to stand out anyways
toxic relic
im about to run my phone on templeOS
frail shadow
13 year olds exclusively
ebon dome
huskexq Cambrie gets the value she wants from it, and that's all that matters. I...
theres nothing wrong with that
each to their own
toxic relic
i hate apple cause they ruined the fruit
burnt kite
āTrying to be differentā is really weird criticism
something tries to be different
boo, they are trying to be different!
something tries to be same
boo, they are unoriginal!
toxic relic
cant talk about it without thinking of the brand
ebon dome
who gets a phone to stand out anyways
like 70% teenagers and young adults
quasi slate
i had a tendency to flex my flagship at school š
toxic relic
plush cobalt
like 70% teenagers and young adults
Show me the study behind this statistic NOW
plush cobalt
Im wordling it Im wordling it so good yeah
Excuse me
toxic relic
Im wordling it Im wordling it so good yeah
billjoe chat
ebon dome
Show me the study behind this statistic NOW
i made it u0
plush cobalt
i made it u0
Understandable. You win.
young kelp
like 70% teenagers and young adults
plush cobalt
But really idk where you got that perception from
fathom igloo
like 70% teenagers and young adults
Well Iām neither. And as a parent those parental controls are important especially since on an Android my oldest somehow ended up in my Amazon account and bought hundreds of beach balls.
stiff geyser
Imagine getting a phone for status lmao
neon bramble
https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-virtual-sin-forgiveness-virtual-pain-transf...
the pain is knowing shtoras dont work 
narrow rune
@plush cobalt sorry I'm stealing your fourth wife for making burgers
stiff geyser
As long as it can send messages I don't fucking care
ebon dome
But really idk where you got that perception from
hard to explain really
plush cobalt
I'd argue that most people have phones because they're a useful tool
And because it's sort of an expectation in many places now
ebon dome
Well Iām neither. And as a parent those parental controls are important especial...
lol
toxic relic
this is misinformation
young kelp
I use phone to play or communicate
stiff geyser
omar doesnt have a wife
Omar is married to (Omar) smh
young kelp
schools also kinda require phones now, not all, but some
toxic relic
ebon dome
i talked enough for image perms
stiff geyser
I miss the world without phones
ebon dome
o almight xp gods
plush cobalt
I miss my wife
burnt kite
i miss william
stiff geyser
We could push our friends into a pool as a prank. We can't do it anymore
hardy muralBOT
frail shadow
i beat my wife all the time
toxic relic
you need level 10 here
neat moat
let alone 4
brother omar knows his maidens wait for him when he is before Ahlla the all merfiful
toxic relic
for embed perms
stiff geyser
Cause if you push someone into a pool you'll ruin their phone smh
burnt kite
We could push our friends into a pool as a prank. We can't do it anymore
whats stopping you breh
plush cobalt
We could push our friends into a pool as a prank. We can't do it anymore
It took me a moment to figure out how this was at all connected to the previous thought. I understand now
young kelp
o almight xp gods
your begging results in the removal of your XP
plush cobalt
brother omar knows his maidens wait for him when he is before Ahlla the all merf...
š§ What did ghoti mean by this message
toxic relic
i dont know
quasi slate
reminds me of that gorilla video with wife fight back, kill wife, wife gone, miss wife
frail shadow
miss wife , sad
fathom igloo
I wonder if steam will one day have their own phone
neon bramble
young kelp
think about wife
neat moat
š§ What did ghoti mean by this message
Ima be real, It says it all
ebon dome
I wonder if steam will one day have their own phone
steam deck
toxic relic
omar would you marry the lonely guy that runs the bakery down the street and has secretly been pining for you for 3 years
fathom igloo
steam deck
Itās not a phone
burnt kite
plush cobalt
Ima be real, It says it all
Don't hate crime me, fish boy, it's Easter Monday
ebon dome
Itās not a phone
well its close
neat moat
WHAT
narrow rune
Don't hate crime me, fish boy, it's Easter Monday
Omar killed the pope I knew it
ebon dome
what else would you expect from a steam phone
plush cobalt
omar would you marry the lonely guy that runs the bakery down the street and has...
He will be sad to know I'm moving in a few weeks
neat moat
HOW DID YOU GET THAT FROM THAT???
plush cobalt
I would not
toxic relic
thats ok
neon bramble
https://tenor.com/view/cohen-emperorcohenyt-cbeanss-gif-18716630
shut I wanted to omiman post
quasi slate
toxic relic
He will be sad to know I'm moving in a few weeks
acceptable ending
neat moat
I would not
Omar break this mans heart š
stiff geyser
https://tenor.com/view/i-miss-william-invincible-invincible-war-gif-862420568203...
Mark Gayson
neon bramble
also I dropped my own sword on my head somehow @narrow rune
toxic relic
<@&671452400221159444>
fathom igloo
what else would you expect from a steam phone
As a steam deck owner I can confirm itās not a phone. When I leave the house with it I canāt call people
plush cobalt
HOW DID YOU GET THAT FROM THAT???
I am poking fun at you suddenly referring to a potential perceived aspect of my identity (Islam)
lilac quarry
got it thanks
burnt kite
well its close
phone:
runs on android
has touchscreen
usually not designed for gaming
steam deck:
runs on linux
has touchpads and no touchscreen
made for gaming
toxic relic
š
ebon dome
what else would you expect from a steam phone
@burnt kite
burnt kite
I am poking fun at you suddenly referring to a potential perceived aspect of my ...
stop poking people
neon bramble
new halfsword is very impale-y
fathom igloo
You canāt call 911 from a steam deckā¦ this is a weird conversation
plush cobalt
stop poking people
I'll pom whoever I please
frail shadow
<@&671452400221159444>
1943
burnt kite
new halfsword is very impale-y
did it update
ebon dome
You canāt call 911 from a steam deckā¦ this is a weird conversation
meh since its a game market company id expect a phone strictly for gaming
neon bramble
yes
neat moat
I'll pom whoever I please
neon bramble
you can only uninstall the playtest now
there's a new gauntlet mode where you fight from peasant to knight tier
fathom igloo
meh since its a game market company id expect a phone strictly for gaming
Then itās not a phone.
neon bramble
get sent to the fucking abyss when you get knocked unconcious
burnt kite
is a wii u a phone?
neon bramble
so better watch where that buckler's going buddy boy
ebon dome
Then itās not a phone.
i like your profile picture
fathom igloo
is a wii u a phone?
That would be interesting
burnt kite
what about a psp
fathom igloo
what about a psp
Only the pink ones
fathom igloo
Whatever
frail shadow
youāre so incredibly clever
burnt kite
cause its not the emergency number
funny joke, funny man
toxic relic
thank you 
frail shadow
if you put in 911 it does call your emergency number by the way
plush cobalt
I imagine it at least allows you to dial the number
frail shadow
stupid
quasi slate
narrow rune
Is that a foot
quasi slate
yes
toxic relic
if you put in 911 it does call your emergency number by the way
im not sure if thats the case
narrow rune
@plush cobalt you've been called
toxic relic
i dont want to test it haha
quasi slate
with fizzy popping powder
toxic relic
how do you know tis
quasi slate
the cola one is my favorite
frail shadow
boyfriend told me actually
quasi slate
so good
frail shadow
but it makes sense
fathom igloo
I just threw out a box of these my kid let expire in the back of the pantry lol
toxic relic
i dont believe your boyfriend
burnt kite
if you put in 911 it does call your emergency number by the way
what if i call the mongolian national emergency management agency
toxic relic
sorry to say
burnt kite
what if i call the mongolian national emergency management agency
damn that rhymes
frail shadow
dude it makes sense
toxic relic
why does it make sense
frail shadow
some dumb foreigner that doesnāt known the emergency number can just put the one they know
plush cobalt
A very quick search said 911 and 112 are indeed usually transferred to the proper number
toxic relic
A very quick search said 911 and 112 are indeed usually transferred to the prope...
usually huh
plush cobalt
I mean yeah
plush cobalt
But NZ probably isn't the exception lol
quasi slate
They were 5 years past the date lol
if they were stored in a dry environment id still eat them lol
burnt kite
even if it doesnt redirect, wont you get redirected manually by the operator?
plush cobalt
Operator? I haven't heard that name in years š¬
burnt kite
i did not get the reference
burnt kite
skeletone
fathom igloo
Iām bored, what should I play
burnt kite
balatro
hidden spruce
Iām bored, what should I play
Plants vs Zombies
quasi slate
fathom igloo
Plants vs Zombies
burnt kite
why nooooot
toxic relic
i fucking hate sherbet
hidden spruce
Play Delta Force Black Hawk Down
burnt kite
its gambling hut even more fun
fathom igloo
why nooooot
I donāt like card games
fathom igloo
Play Delta Force Black Hawk Down
Maybe
burnt kite
play gmod
plush cobalt
Tummyache. Despair.
toxic relic
toxic relic
sherbet nasty
burnt kite
dont talk to me, dont come near my house
fathom igloo
Tummyache. Despair.
Gasx
burnt kite
we're done
toxic relic
Tummyache. Despair.
would you cut your toe off if, in exchange, you never experienced stomach aches ever again
quasi slate
š„ā¬ š¢ š¦šØ š
frail shadow
TOWE
plush cobalt
I was going to say no anyway but I'm glad you answered the question I was about to ask
toxic relic
no?
burnt kite
š„ā¬ š¢ š¦šØ š
toxic relic
dude id do it
plush cobalt
I don't get tummyaches very often
And when I do they typically don't last very long
toxic relic
you never have food poisoning?
plush cobalt
I'm usually very careful about what I eat
ebon dome
you never have food poisoning?
just pick iron stomach trait
burnt kite
would you cut your toe off if, in exchange, you never experienced stomach aches ...
is there anything else i can trade in my toe for
toxic relic
I'm usually very careful about what I eat
coward
plush cobalt
I think the only times my (food) allergies have been triggered have been either when other people give me food or when I'm at a restaurant & unaware the food had an allergen
fathom igloo
I'm usually very careful about what I eat
Dino nuggies
burnt kite
i dont care about what i eat
toxic relic
is there anything else i can trade in my toe for
hmmmm, you can trade a big toe for no headaches again, or, no backpain issues
quasi slate
ive eaten enough bad foods that my microbiome is insanely potent
plush cobalt
I'm experimental with food but I have to know what's in it
I don't want to die to a bad meal
toxic relic
yes
frail shadow
youād be perma fucked
toxic relic
no
burnt kite
hmmmm, you can trade a big toe for no headaches again, or, no backpain issues
no headaches 100%
quasi slate
plush cobalt
My proprioception is already bad enough without another factor to throw me off
I'll keep my toes
toxic relic
i can do without a toe
lilac quarry
quasi slate
come get these crazy dips
lilac quarry
My proprioception is already bad enough without another factor to throw me off
I'm standing right behind you, you'd never know
toxic relic
if i ever need to climb ill just wear those insane climber shoes
lilac quarry
my proprioception is so good I can grab the ghost in my house
plush cobalt
I'm standing right behind you, you'd never know
I may not know where my body is in space, but I know where yours is at all times
toxic relic
fathom igloo
my proprioception is so good I can grab the ghost in my house
Yet Moe still runs rampant
lilac quarry
I may not know where my body is in space, but I know where yours is at all times
š«¦
vital marten
Whyās it curved like that
quasi slate
when my shoe bends and i go flying off the soles
plush cobalt
Whyās it curved like that
The doctor said it's normal
toxic relic
Whyās it curved like that
for rock climbing
lilac quarry
The doctor said it's normal
left or right
plush cobalt
That's for you to wonder
toxic relic
The doctor said it's normal
HAHAHAHAHHAAH
vital marten
Oh wait I got it
burnt kite
i can do without a toe
no headaches means my blood will finaly be blood instead of paracetamol
vital marten
toxic relic
the curved shoes are for climbing, thus the curve
plush cobalt
Tiptoe shoes
lilac quarry
helps you latch onto the outcroppings
toxic relic
ye
lilac quarry
like a bird of prey latching onto a skull via the eye sockets
vital marten
Owl
fathom igloo
Did any of you ever play Gus Goes To Cybertown?
plush cobalt
I don't play games. I am a serious individual.
toxic relic
what about thought experiments
vital marten
I don't play games. I am a serious individual.
plush cobalt
Why the three emotes
toxic relic
do you never engage in flights of fancy
plush cobalt
Is that some kind of reference I don't know about
fathom igloo
Why the three emotes
Mine are the best.
toxic relic
shark why
burnt kite
in fact, i will trade my left buttcheek and my balls to feel no physical pain, while being able to track everything about my condition and health with some sort of a videogame magic doohickey
plush cobalt
Mine are the best.
You made me think I dropped an accidental dogwhistle or something lol
vital marten
What if my thought experiment is a crime
plush cobalt
A thought crime
fathom igloo
So daydreaming is technically a thought experiment?
burnt kite
What if my thought experiment is a crime
crimethink
quasi slate
schrodinger cat
toxic relic
george orwell
burnt kite
schrodingus car
toxic relic
or or or or
burnt kite
or?
fathom igloo
What if
quasi slate
escape the matrix
toxic relic
What if my thought experiment is a crime
generally it doesnt matter lol
its all in le head
fathom igloo
toxic relic
indeed
fathom igloo
birds are sick
Birds arenāt real.
burnt kite
Birds arenāt real.
yes officer, that man
plush cobalt
its all in le head
Wrong. The mind is simply a window to other realities. Every āthoughtā you āthinkā has potential to have catastrophic damage. Think twice before you think about anything
fathom igloo
yes officer, that man
Ugh, men.
toxic relic
im thinking about smooching leon while playing halo 3, consensually
fathom igloo
Woah
fathom igloo
Calm down
fair yacht
guys i have a serious question
vital marten
fair yacht
is a hotdog a sandwich or a taco š¤
plush cobalt
Another timeline damaged
fathom igloo
im thinking about smooching leon while playing halo 3, consensually
@lilac quarry
vital marten
toxic relic
damn
burnt kite
is a hotdog a sandwich or a taco š¤
its a sandwich
quasi slate
i got a craving for minty jawbreakers right about now
plush cobalt
is a hotdog a sandwich or a taco š¤
It's a hotdog
vital marten
No taco uses bread
fair yacht
yes but anything between bread is a sandwich
so a hotdog bun with a hotdog in is
is a sandwich
toxic relic
is a hotdog a sandwich or a taco š¤
doesnt matter
fair yacht
bread on bread is just a breadwich
quasi slate
<a:wwe_pog:1179790811068633148>
did you see adventure time height in fn
toxic relic
it all looks the same when its out anyways
burnt kite
bread on bread is just a breadwich
nuthin burger
vital marten
did you see adventure time height in fn
Nah, is Finn like 7ft or something?
fair yacht
ok but ser3iously
quasi slate
ice spice is 5'3
plush cobalt
is a sandwich
This is like trying to argue that a tomato is a fruit by definition when you're discussing vegetables in a culinary context
fair yacht
i think a hot dog is a sandwich
toxic relic
different countries have different classifications for food as well
plush cobalt
Most people perceive hotdogs as distinct, so to most people they're distinct
vital marten
ice spice is 5'3
Bubblegum fr
fair yacht
marceline
quasi slate
toxic relic
vegetable as a concept isnt even a term in botany
weird that people got so focused on tomatoes
quasi slate
a bowl of raw cherry tomatoes and im happy
plush cobalt
weird that people got so focused on tomatoes
Probably just because of a little neat fact made as short and consumable as possible
fair yacht
:D
toxic relic
Probably just because of a little neat fact made as short and consumable as poss...
true
toxic relic
a bowl of raw cherry tomatoes and im happy
when they explode in your mouth
i used to pretend they were bug eggs
toxic relic
my uncle would tell me that they were actually bug eggs and theyd burst out of my stomach
burnt kite
its like eating little helpless people, that explode with blood and bowels when you bite into them
plush cobalt
my uncle would tell me that they were actually bug eggs and theyd burst out of m...
Did they
toxic relic
not yet
quasi slate
i dont understand how people can dislike tomatoes
toxic relic
not yet
burnt kite
i dont understand how people dislike pickles
fathom igloo
I think Omar was the personality inspiration for King Julian.
quasi slate
yes there are species of tomato i dont like but those arent even popular in white people food anwyay
toxic relic
what species is this mooper
plush cobalt
I really thought my āthink twice before thinking about anythingā line would inspire some consideration of the faulty logic there
plush cobalt
I think Omar was the personality inspiration for King Julian.
How do you know I'm not the actor
vital marten
my uncle would tell me that they were actually bug eggs and theyd burst out of m...
This is like swallowing an apple seed and being told an apple tree will grow inside of you
Iām sure most people go through this š
fathom igloo
How do you know I'm not the actor
quasi slate
idk there are some long boys that taste awful i dont remmeber what they are called but my supermarket has them
toxic relic
This is like swallowing an apple seed and being told an apple tree will grow ins...
true haha
toxic relic
I really thought my āthink twice before thinking about anythingā line would insp...
elaborate
quasi slate
yellow green and black tomatoes taste the same as the basic red one thats most commonly used
atleast to me
vital marten
Tomato fun to squish, eating? Eh
plush cobalt
I can't be bothered to explain so I'll leave it as an exercise to the viewer
plush cobalt
I see what you mean now
heavy ivy
no you just get crippling lifelong debt
ebon yacht
tiramisu will conqueror this world one day..
toxic relic
this shit sucks balls
fathom igloo
Penguins of Madagascar remake now
burnt kite
no you just get crippling lifelong debt
one trillion credit debt for damaging Alterra's assets
chrome jetty
tiramisu will conqueror this world one day..
nah id win
quasi slate
magnet blocks
toxic relic
theyre not magnets
plush cobalt
Penguins of Madagascar remake now
You wish for a remake?
fathom igloo
tiramisu will conqueror this world one day..
Iām not against thisā¦.
vital marten
the class homework is to figure out what the fuck omar said
12 points
This is your Bell Ringer for the day!! Donāt do it and miss an easy A
toxic relic
theyre just carboard
quasi slate
lame
heavy ivy
you can see the seams
quasi slate
i can make that with my printer then
burnt kite
theyre just carboard
whats the fucking point then
plush cobalt
Available at woolworths
tiny pecan
Multiplayer when?
toxic relic
whats the fucking point then
i dont fucking know dude
heavy ivy
Multiplayer when?
quasi slate
donate ink
toxic relic
they were everywhere the past month or so
fathom igloo
You *wish* for a remake?
I have faith a millennial will get it rightā¦ maybe even the person behind the Wendyās social media accounts
toxic relic
the minimum wage woolies cashier "are you collecting cubeez today? 
"
plush cobalt
Multiplayer when?
The devs started an ARG that reveals the multiplayer release date at the end. Go to Times Square on Friday at 4pm local time and look at all the billboards
plush cobalt
I have faith a millennial will get it rightā¦ maybe even the person behind the We...
My respect for you has decreased in this moment
fathom igloo
God now I want tiramisu
vital marten
My respect for you has decreased in this moment
I think that isnāt very concerning
fathom igloo
My respect for you has decreased in this moment
plush cobalt
I think that isnāt very concerning
How else will she get the cubeez
chrome jetty
God now I want tiramisu
God said no
toxic relic
tiramisu is a 5/10
fathom igloo
God said **no**
Satan said yes soooooo
toxic relic
even less if its storebought
fathom igloo
Stink not a hater challenge
toxic relic
mousse desserts are not for me i think 
plush cobalt
I thought desserts in general aren't for you
chrome jetty
Stink what are ur thoughts on rice pudding
toxic relic
soft textures 
fathom igloo
I thought desserts in general aren't for you
Anything happy honestly
toxic relic
I thought desserts in general aren't for you
true
quasi slate
buy dlc
toxic relic
Stink what are ur thoughts on rice pudding
one of the better desserts
plush cobalt
Why would I trust the rating of the dessert-hater
chrome jetty
one of the better desserts
You have my respect
burnt kite
Stink what are ur thoughts on rice pudding
good slop
toxic relic
dessert hater and dessert lover both have bias
vital marten
Riceā¦ pudding?? What has the world come to 
toxic relic
just in different directions
plush cobalt
This is true
chrome jetty
Riceā¦ pudding?? What has the world come to <:despair:902978212705992756>
Itās amazing
toxic relic
Riceā¦ pudding?? What has the world come to <:despair:902978212705992756>
rice pudding been around for a long time dude
plush cobalt
I'm personally neutral but I've never had tiramisu so
fathom igloo
I'm personally neutral but I've never had tiramisu so
Omg Omar
vital marten
Itās amazing
Is it sweet like sugar rice? That stuff absolutely demolished my stomach and made me sick
quasi slate
Riceā¦ pudding?? What has the world come to <:despair:902978212705992756>
rice cake
chrome jetty
Is it sweet like sugar rice? That stuff absolutely demolished my stomach and mad...
No, itās pudding with bits of rice in it
toxic relic
have been a long time
fathom igloo
