He's lame
#general_chat
gilded bridge
frosty tulip
its what I strive for if I make it to that age. Look like I'm falling apart for years and everybody keeps betting I'm dead in no time but I end up living for 20 more years or some shit
burnt kite
hey gamers
hollow sequoia
THE POPE JUST DIED
gilded bridge
THE POPE JUST DIED
You're late
gilded bridge
its what I strive for if I make it to that age. Look like I'm falling apart for ...
I'm getting told I'm falling apart and dying at 20
carmine monolith
are you
frosty tulip
I'm getting told I'm falling apart and dying at 20
22 and my bones are literally decaying already
I've got the bone density of some 70 year old
gilded bridge
I'm probably going to die before 25
quasi slate
what is green ghost doin here @surreal mirage
carmine monolith
princess bubblegum noo
gilded bridge
what is green ghost doin here <@954342896142798848>
What type of multiverse shit is this?
quasi slate
tacit meadow
the only picture i saw of him looked like he was falling apart
Dudes an old man ye, im heavily apathetic towards the royal family, but lizzie did look like just a sweet old granny.
gilded bridge
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch
carmine monolith
mhmm
gilded bridge
Dudes an old man ye, im heavily apathetic towards the royal family, but lizzie d...
Lizzie? Elizabeth?
tacit meadow
Mhm
carmine monolith
they also didnt really hold any political power
carmine monolith
so they didnt have any of the malice of a normal politician
gilded bridge
they also didnt really hold any political power
Still don't
tacit meadow
they also didnt really hold any political power
Is that true? I thought they just dont use it, maybe its pull has decayed but afaik they do have political power.
frosty tulip
Queen Elizabeth II?
No, Queen Elizabeth I actually
quasi slate
they dont suspect a thing
frosty tulip
frog is rlly old, he remembers her reign
carmine monolith
if they tried to use any theoretical power itd probably be immediately shut down if it was anything major, by both the parliment and the people
tacit meadow
frog is rlly old, he remembers her reign
Im the one who freed her from her froggy curse, and into return became the frog i am.
carmine monolith
considering for stuff to get followed, the people actually doing stuff, have to, follow it.
spiral condor
popes dead ig
spiral condor
jschlatt killed the pope
nah
gilded bridge
popes dead ig
Its is old news at this point
tacit meadow
Yeh. Thats kinda what i meant by decayed. While legally it exists, they just dont have the power to do it.
tacit meadow
they left him for too long in the pope-mobile
Didnt open the windows for him
spiral condor
they left him for too long in the pope-mobile
microwaved too long
burnt kite
Its is old news at this point
it happened a couple of hours ago at most
spiral condor
they left him for too long in the pope-mobile
melted in the butter rack
gilded bridge
it happened a couple of hours ago at most
Only the first time was news, the rest are late
gilded bridge
https://tenor.com/view/pope-francis-blowing-kisses-gif-12266996
Plunger
spiral condor
https://tenor.com/view/pope-francis-blowing-kisses-gif-12266996
):(
spiral condor
sledgehammer
axe
burnt kite
it was schlatt
spiral condor
i found out the pope died from a goddamn minecraft server discord
quasi slate
i am the GOAT
burnt kite
i know it but i cant prove it
spiral condor
i am the GOAT
catching dubs while pope died
carmine monolith
timely board thinking they did good
till they look up the scoreboard
what is with that huge jump lol
frosty tulip
i found out the pope died from a goddamn minecraft server discord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Ak-gspT-8 same energy as this
carmine monolith
unlucky
frosty tulip
legit what I'd say in any multiplayer game cause I'm too locked in
burnt kite
frosty tulip
"yo most of the world has just been destroyed by a nuclear war"
carmine monolith
oh hye papyrus deltarune
frosty tulip
"damn unlucky"
spiral condor
gonna go on youtube livestreams and say pope died
frosty tulip
the last stage of discovering important news
the excitement in getting to tell everybody else for no reason
quasi slate
mf took my spot
spiral condor
the excitement in getting to tell everybody else for no reason
idk funny to tell ig
burnt kite
"yo most of the world has just been destroyed by a nuclear war"
at least france is gone
frosty tulip
gotta make a facebook accont and tell all of your mates from high school years ago out of the blue that the pope just died.
carmine monolith
fr
gonna make my first facebook post in like 14 years
guys pop just died
thatd be really funny for my mom to see
spiral condor
trying to find a livestream that isnt just scams or just pre-recorded
burnt kite
the facking pope is facking dead
carmine monolith
franklin gta died guys :(
spiral condor
franklin gta died guys :(
NOOOO
quasi slate
batman died in end game
gilded bridge
Santa-claus is dead
spiral condor
breaking news: the pope car from cars 2 died
quasi slate
Why is steve on there lol
gilded bridge
breaking news: the pope car from cars 2 died
Cars 5 spoilers
spiral condor
Cars 5 spoilers
real
winter sluice
do coolers keep food better for longer?
burnt kite
the queen of england is facking dead
oblique stream
the queen of england is facking dead
toxic relic
who's that
karmic jetty
truly goated
toxic relic
🙏
karmic jetty
toxic relic
toxic relic
clocked out?
frosty tulip
who was gonna tell me
I've also got more bad news, you might wanna sit down for this
The Queen died
toxic relic
buh just clocked out
⏰ ?
carmine monolith
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
carmine monolith
unreal engine?
karmic jetty
wha
carmine monolith
damn i was beaten to the joke
karmic jetty
:otag:
toxic relic
no nitro?
frosty tulip
cmon zee, instead of an asset flip game, lets make an asset flip engine
toxic relic
karmic jetty
this is too big brained
karmic jetty
indie games fan when u feed them the 99% of indie games (theyre ass)
toxic relic
wrong
carmine monolith
indie game fans when they only buy the good ones
karmic jetty
real
toxic relic
im not a game gourmand
frosty tulip
guys I'm going to make a totally unique indie game here.
It's an allegory for depression
and it's all in the character's head.
karmic jetty
roguelite deckbuilder...
carmine monolith
how i buy games, is if i see a game on funny videos or being praised for more than like a week ill consider buying it
frosty tulip
exactly
toxic relic
how i buy games, is if i see a game on funny videos or being praised for more th...
damn
i wait at least 5 years past release
karmic jetty
hop on repo
karmic jetty
carmine monolith
repo i was immediately bought the game so i got in on day 2
toxic relic
what about browsing 10 yo forumns of old games and
carmine monolith
with no spoilers
toxic relic
how do you spoil repo
karmic jetty
u dont
carmine monolith
by watching clips of the gamr
toxic relic
pfft alr
carmine monolith
so you know what like monsters there are
i had no clue what repo was other than it wss similar to lethal
karmic jetty
we went in blind the first time and got absolutely clapped
is nuthin like lethal tbh
toxic relic
cant be worse than the monsters i fight on the daily 
🤓 
carmine monolith
its an extremely similar experience for me tbh, all the pro lethal players are on repo
now
carmine monolith
i had 900 hours in lethal, and a bunch of my group are doing repo now
carmine monolith
i have a whole ass discord soley for doing lethal runs
toxic relic
ive never played lethal
karmic jetty
fartass u dont play anything
carmine monolith
mostly with my real life friends who arent sweats
vanilla was just more fun to sweat on
toxic relic
fartass u dont play anything
im playing game rn
karmic jetty
game but no game
karmic jetty
whats it about
toxic relic
hockey
karmic jetty
lame
karmic jetty
what are u aussie
toxic relic
im a man of taste
carmine monolith
hockey is the only sport where assault and battery is mostly allowed
dont quote me
karmic jetty
HAHAHAH
toxic relic
🧂 🔋
karmic jetty
actually so true
toxic relic
hockey is fun to watch
toxic relic
watch muay thai then idk
karmic jetty
whats stopping the goalie from tanking hits
carmine monolith
they should take the players off the ice, so they can wear less clothing and focus more on protection, put them in an enclosed ring so they dont fall off, raised so people can see them better, then put them in gloves so they can use their hands to fight instead of just their bodies, oh and put john cena in there too for shits and giggles
toxic relic
whats stopping the goalie from tanking hits
they do
theyre literally built like a brick wall
karmic jetty
they should take the players off the ice, so they can wear less clothing and foc...
ayo why wear less cloth
carmine monolith
im like 40% sure if you shot a goalie with a small enough gun they wouldnt notice
they are beefed up
taking 100mph pucks to the face
toxic relic
truly
karmic jetty
hockey should copy the NBA and breed the widest goalie
carmine monolith
w i d e goalie
quasi slate
Why is steve on there lol
Flint and steel
carmine monolith
steve+hockey goalie=superior lifeform
also, everywhere i go, i see his face....
quasi slate
When i was watching hockey while at the restaurant i noticed only the fat people were goalies
quasi slate
I know their armor is huge but i saw them take them off when the game ended
They were still chonky
toxic relic
extra padding
quasi slate
That little dude had some insane corner shots carried the entire team
quasi slate
The other goalie sucked balls at defense
toxic relic
real
quasi slate
Its scary to eat there sometimes because the hockey goes blitzing fast and hits the shielded window
That bang made me spill my water
quasi slate
Spookers
toxic relic
one time i saw a guy's hockey stick get stuck in a window too
fun sport
i recommend it
quasi slate
Wtf how hard do you have to hit for it to penetrate and get stuck
carmine monolith
yes
toxic relic
they were slamming each other, dude gets shoved into the window by opposing team member, stick is flung back with the curve hitting the connection point, it get shoved in, window cracks and shatters.
quasi slate
😨
karmic jetty
make em bigger
wider
as wide as the goal
i want all hockey players to be brick walls
karmic jetty
doesnt matter if ur wide
karmic jetty
WIDER
toxic relic
oblique stream
Flint and steel
Chicken jockey
toxic relic
youll still get montreal vs buffalo type scores zee
dude jumped over the goalies leg then backshot the puck into the goal
insane
quasi slate
caseoh as goalie
quasi slate
it was probably super hype there is no way of saving that when you dont expect stuff like this
toxic relic
hmmmm
id agree its highly unlikely that you could
but i wouldnt say its impossible
ive seen some goalies that have spidey senses lol
just look up holtby,rask, fleury, vasilevsky
sacred schooner
tender hemlock
https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweaking-by-the-nine-im-tweaking-signalis-...
what game is that
burnt kite
signalis
livid notch
horror game turned sesbian fanbase
The more unhinged and happy the fanbase, the more depressing the game is
burnt kite
the happier and jovial the game is, the more depressing and unhinged the fandom is
livid notch
Team fortress 2 is an exception, both the game and fandom is insane
toxic hawk
what a nice wholesome lady, telling us to be happy
carmine monolith
i heard gay
burnt kite
Team fortress 2 is an exception, both the game and fandom is insane
"wait, are you on twitch right now?"
carmine monolith
tf2 has gay people next to the most homophobic racist people possible, and it works somehow
toxic hawk
incindentally, last thursday was the very first time i saw a real life gay couple
(men)
livid notch
I never saw gay couples around here
burnt kite
i never see any couples around here
karmic jetty
i never see
toxic hawk
last time in the library i was going to the tea machine, and turning to the side i saw a lesbian couple straight up making out
(i saaw nothing)
livid notch
(they get a death sentance as soon as they are discovered)
burnt kite
everyone is depressed and coughing up coal dust
toxic relic
youd be amazed at how brilliantly you can hide things from parents
real as fuck
burnt kite
you would be amazed how many things your parents know, while you think they dont
toxic relic
replace parents with anyone else and its true as well
carmine monolith
i can fake myself into basically any group, its scary
toxic hawk
i faked my dad's signature on a test in 4th grade, he still doesnt know
onyx igloo
Guys I woke up at 5:30 am who's haunting me
karmic jetty
youd be amazed
onyx igloo
Guys I woke up at 5:30 am who's haunting me
This isn't normal
toxic relic
i faked my dad's signature on a test in 4th grade, he still doesnt know
you shouldve done this from the start
carmine monolith
if my parent knew 1% of anything i did id think theyd let me know somehow
toxic relic
easier to fake a signature if they dont have the og to compare it to
carmine monolith
judging by the content they watch
fair yacht
https://tenor.com/view/signalis-girlkisser-gif-7136017862245292727
signali!
carmine monolith
i will not elaborate
toxic hawk
you shouldve done this from the start
nah i hate lying, makes me feel horrible
toxic relic
damn
onyx igloo
OW MY EYES
toxic relic
generic protagonist moment
onyx igloo
HELP ME IM SUFFERING THE CONSEQUENCES OF WAKING UP EARLY
karmic jetty
shenmue crawled so yakuza could sprint
queen moth
Is that a fucking jojo reference
carmine monolith
point me to one woman with pants in genshin
burnt kite
generic protagonist moment
everyman moment
carmine monolith
ill wait
karmic jetty
pants?
onyx igloo
point me to one woman with pants in genshin
Give them pants
fair yacht
point me to one woman with pants in genshin
karmic jetty
oh u mean trousers 🤓
carmine monolith
shit
fair yacht
LOL
toxic hawk
dont make fun of Lynette :(
i wish she was good, she's cute but not a very good character
very fun tho
i love her dad
her dad is pretty cute
carmine monolith
cant believe they finally added pants to genshin
toxic hawk
cant believe they finally added pants to genshin
idk if what jean is wearing counts as pants
karmic jetty
shenmue is kil
carmine monolith
jean was my first 5 star (i spent no money on genshin when i played)
toxic hawk
also, i hate heels, can we get more women wearing boots please
toxic hawk
jean was my first 5 star (i spent no money on genshin when i played)
mine was mona
i spent like 5 euros on welkin
karmic jetty
no
toxic relic
let it die
carmine monolith
i had my freminet stacked to high hell
fair yacht
i have her
onyx igloo
already made Ningguang
i've seen people have withdrawals of ai
im just letting you know
carmine monolith
hitting those 500k+ damages
karmic jetty
ai chatbots stinky
fair yacht
im just letting you know
i dont have withdrawls
toxic hawk
nah you should go do canto 2
onyx igloo
but you could
carmine monolith
i love the paragraphs from the ai and the "nods okay" response.
classic lit rp scenario
karmic jetty
nuzzles u
onyx igloo
average clogged nose experience
karmic jetty
or sumthin
fair yacht
i got more problems than getting withdrawals from AI
karmic jetty
and then yap sesh
carmine monolith
fr
onyx igloo
average clogged nose experience
carmine monolith
i cant believe resident evil died
toxic relic
balatro
onyx igloo
birds
toxic relic
onyx igloo
parrots are cool
carmine monolith
counterpoint
karmic jetty
spell resident evil but start with p
onyx igloo
counterpoint
NO
toxic relic
theres 4 parrots that talk outside my bedroom window every morning at 9 am
onyx igloo
NO COUNTERPOINTS
carmine monolith
toxic relic
wild parrots are chill
fair yacht
onyx igloo
https://tenor.com/view/pigeon-pigeon-attack-pigeon-jumpscare-jumpscare-dove-jump...
thats not a counterpoint
thats just another bird i enjoy watching videos of
toxic relic
karmic jetty
<a:clowning:802002498767290411>
YOOOO THIS IS POG
karmic jetty
they call me a cage for how i be keepin them birbs in me
carmine monolith
Parrots
-literally wild animals
-noisy
-expensive to care for
pidgeons
-humans earliest domesticated animal (wild pidgeons are basically stray cats)
-flying is the loudest thing they do
-basically like a dog in care requirements
onyx igloo
theres fat for birds?
onyx igloo
Parrots
-literally wild animals
-noisy
-expensive to care for
pidgeons
-humans...
i'd argue a pigeon could be loud too
carmine monolith
yeah per bird its different
fair yacht
onyx igloo
also parakeets exist
karmic jetty
can we turn birbs into dinos again
carmine monolith
but the parrots screaming is gonna be louder than most pidgeons
karmic jetty
no
onyx igloo
READ THE BOOK
karmic jetty
thats a dragon tupid
fair yacht
i think my favorite char is
karmic jetty
not birb
fair yacht
carmine monolith
jurassic park is a cautionary tale on the exploitation of capitalism and how safety measures are ignored by people who have no redpect for science,
rather than a science is bad story
prove me wrong
fair yacht
rock mom
karmic jetty
jurassic park is a cautionary tale on the exploitation of capitalism and how saf...
nah is about cool parks
carmine monolith
nah is about cool parks
mmm perk
onyx igloo
jurassic park is a cautionary tale on the exploitation of capitalism and how saf...
i know thats what im saying
we are gonna capitalize on dinosaurs
carmine monolith
ye
karmic jetty
cassowaries are very dino like
onyx igloo
if they exist theres gonna be a way to capitalize off them
karmic jetty
carmine monolith
all the rattites are basically just dinosaurs
karmic jetty
chat is just dinosaurs
onyx igloo
cassowaries are fucking menaces
onyx igloo
carmine monolith
in the australian military, emus are the ground forces, cassowaries are the spec ops, and kookabooras are the scouts
sour gull
sht sounds straight out of chowder
laughing bird
sour gull
karmic jetty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jW7A2glZbk
fire beat
sour gull
i hear them every single FUCKING MORNING
carmine monolith
XD
karmic jetty
u should eat them to show dominance
sour gull
u should eat them to show dominance
cant
onyx igloo
me when im in a snowrunner competition and my opponent is
karmic jetty
unreal
sour gull
protected animal
karmic jetty
whos protecting them
karmic jetty
but who protects the protectors
carmine monolith
govt id have to guess
karmic jetty
onyx igloo
no it was the dog from holiday world
carmine monolith
holiday world?
karmic jetty
bro is the target audience for those shiddy mascot horror genre
onyx igloo
its not even because hes creepy its just a random guy in a costume
little me hated strangers
gilded bridge
the creep is real
I know because I am the creep
carmine monolith
thats not something you should admit live on air
millions are wat-
tf you say
gilded bridge
thats not something you should admit live on air
Why? What are you gonna do?
carmine monolith
oh ok
gilded bridge
What a coincidence
onyx igloo
yeah well little me spoke with my hands 🖕
carmine monolith
who else shot the shit out of that dog
onyx igloo
i didnt really but i felt like it
carmine monolith
gilded bridge
Joke?
gilded bridge
you could be getting money for this
Joking? No I can't
spark vessel
yeah so am i but but its the like idea kinda like the queen dying. almost everyone is uneffected but still interessting news
toxic relic
it was very uninteresting for me
onyx igloo
yeah so am i but but its the like idea kinda like the queen dying. almost everyo...
yeah comedy is shit anymore trust me you can
toxic relic
i enjoy black tea
gilded bridge
yeah comedy is shit anymore trust me you can
I'm German, Humor is not one of my fields
onyx igloo
dont make me look more idiot like i truely am
carmine monolith
onyx igloo
ben 10 wasn't all that often on my tv
it was usually rocko's modern life
carmine monolith
this is ben 10, feel old yet?
onyx igloo
or courage the cowardly dog
carmine monolith
courage the cowardly dog was my comfort show as a kid
never got scared or got nightmares because there was always a happy ending
lime sable
I am a zed
onyx igloo
okay but why did the walking dead zombies eat instead of just biting
toxic relic
supernova, ive already looked at your profile
carmine monolith
have you looked at mine
toxic relic
yes
onyx igloo
okay but why did the walking dead zombies eat instead of just biting
it was medically inaccurate and it bothers me
carmine monolith
lots of useful info
onyx igloo
they didnt have a need to eat
gilded bridge
supernova, ive already looked at your profile
You don't understand, I was listening to the wrong song
carmine monolith
i used to have other stuff but im in tf2 discord so i didnt feel like getting harassed/questions
burnt kite
perfect, you say?
carmine monolith
👍
toxic relic
You don't understand, I was listening to the wrong song
i dont care what you listen to lol
gilded bridge
perfect, you say?
How perfect?
toxic relic
i used to have other stuff but im in tf2 discord so i didnt feel like getting ha...
real
burnt kite
gilded bridge
i dont care what you listen to lol
I do
carmine monolith
gilded bridge
So that's why I'm feeling like killing myself today
You're talking my little share of global happiness
Have you been extra happy this week?
you can keep it
I don't deserve it nor do I want it
toxic relic
So that's why I'm feeling like killing myself today
You're talking my little sha...
you ok dude?
gilded bridge
you ok dude?
Absolutely fucking not but we ball, there's nothing I can do about it, so might as well laugh at it
gilded bridge
Make jokes out of my suicidal thoughts
You don't even know me
I love reminding people this show exists
Don't apologize, you didn't do anything bad
Fallout new vegas's looks similar
Weirdly
young kelp
i dont care what you listen to lol
toxic hawk
You know what else exists ? My undying passion for self challenge
young kelp
play darkest dungeon
toxic hawk
toxic hawk
play darkest dungeon
I'm going to
naive flicker
Masochism? Couldn't be me.
toxic hawk
Even got all the dlcs
naive flicker
But making it too easy? Boring
young kelp
also tbh the game isn't really that bad, a lot of people just overexaggerate it
unless the lunatic shows up
that guy's an ass
toxic hawk
Bro I fought pre nerf radahn. Nothing can ever break me for good
gilded bridge
strengthen your masochism
Not this kind of pain
toxic hawk
gilded bridge
You know what else exists ? My undying passion for self challenge
Play stalker one life Ironman
toxic hawk
Play stalker one life Ironman
No thank you, I enjoy my mental wellbeing
toxic hawk
https://tenor.com/view/shikaanime-deer-sika-shika-shikanoko-gif-1689436668437290...
Deer daughter
naive flicker
gilded bridge
Speaking of stalker, I wanted to stalk this girl back to her place today, but I didn't want to make her uncomfortable and went my own way, I guess I'm getting soft
sacred schooner
poor bmp-1
sacred schooner
karmic jetty
time to eat
gilded bridge
Speaking of stalker, I wanted to stalk this girl back to her place today, but I ...
I know one person that mixed r/stalker and r/stalking and ended up being a stalker fan because of being stalked
naive flicker
toxic hawk
What is a critter
Someone who scores a critical hit ?
Nah its chill
Sometimes you roll heads on negative 40 sanity
Sometimes you roll tails on 40 sanity
Life is a gamble
And what is cast cannot be sangra de sancho
Enlightenment
Haven't seen a tenth of it yet
gilded bridge
There's mercenary enrollment, it tries to be tactical but it's not very good at it, story is good though
weary elm
Hi, did we get some info about AnimZed and MP from Devs recently?
unreal bane
Never did. Whatever you heard is outdated, or misinfo.
gilded bridge
Which one is Sato? I struggle with names
toxic relic
<@&671452400221159444>
thorn stream
good boy
karmic jetty
onyx igloo
gurt said hi
thorn stream
sybau
onyx igloo
who is this guy
toxic relic
i still have the screenshot of the thing
thorn stream
bro wasted about 40 seconds of his life to write this corny ahh bs
toxic relic
if frog didnt get it
queen moth
Gurt: Yo
onyx igloo
if someone says "sybau" thats the only time i think of a lower class
karmic jetty
what does this mean
thorn stream
sybau
onyx igloo
what does sybau even mean
thorn stream
sybau
queen moth
Shut your bitch ass up
onyx igloo
oh
thorn stream
🥀
onyx igloo
is there just like a group of these goblins i swear i've met like 10 people like this
toxic relic
uses tiktok slang and calls someone a slur, thinks theyre not corny
what a fucking loser
thorn stream
sybau
queen moth
Smeen :(
spiral condor
freindly reminder for those waking up right now that the pope died
onyx igloo
waste of semen
bro you were a bone marrow baby
thorn stream
i love trolling anime gooners
gilded bridge
Can we ignore them please?
onyx igloo
bro how much tiktok slang is there
unreal bane
i love trolling anime gooners
Take a hike.
gilded bridge
You made me forget what I was going to say, I was focused on the conversation but ADHD hit
toxic relic
im disappointed in the electric state series
i didnt think it shouldve been adapted into a live action, and i was proven correct.
gilded bridge
Oh that's why I didn't recognize Sato, I thought you were talking about mercenary enrollment
onyx igloo
oh
unreal bane
waste of semen
No need to tell us you drank all of that.
gilded bridge
You apologize a lot man
onyx igloo
i dont often bother with modern movies
toxic relic
cinema peaked with greg araki
hmmm
let me think of some of my top movies
horror and new queer cinema are the genres i enjoy the most
quasi slate
toxic relic
you should, its peak
teenage apocalypse trilogy [gregg araki], totally fucked up [gregg araki], pale flower [masahiro shinoda], tetsuo the iron man [shinya tsukamoto], song of the sea [tomm moore], gods own country [francis lee], the funhouse [tobe hooper]
some movies i enjoyed
takashi miike has good films but theyre 'extreme movies', i would recommend 'the happiness of the katakuris' if you want something more tame from him lol
you might hate them lol
onyx igloo
no matter what community can we agree on hell yeah vikings
toxic relic
you can put blood in anything
onyx igloo
I think also the romans did it
onyx igloo
you can put blood in anything
space
toxic relic
sure
onyx igloo
It gets very bubbley
toxic relic
yes
oh wait
the og ravenous movie is also peak
gay cannibalism as symbolism for colonisation
toxic relic
onyx igloo
embed fail
onyx igloo
have you ever suffered the pains of trying to texture something without any idea what the UV looks like
toxic relic
if you like gregg araki, id recommend "the living end" as well
the robin wood reference with "an irresponsible movie" made my nerd ego explode
onyx igloo
toxic relic
do you have a favourite book
gilded bridge
Are you Canadian?
onyx igloo
I risked my life for this?
A blunderbuss? Is this a joke?
What is this? 1850?
thorn shadow
Hi, are cigs still an ultra rare drop from the release of b42 ?
oblique stream
Not really
thorn shadow
Did they changed it ?
oblique stream
You should be able to find them in counters, or shelves behind the counters
In gas stations, general store and liquor store
thorn shadow
ah so it's location specific but zeds doesn't drop them ?
oblique stream
They should drop packs
onyx igloo
do you guys remember luigi screaming "MARIO?!" on luigis mansion
oblique stream
ah so it's location specific but zeds doesn't drop them ?
I dont think that individual cigs can spawn now
Only packs
But check the wiki
thorn shadow
ok may take a shoot at a new playthrough then
thorn shadow
well first time i played killed like 200 zeds to get one cig so... I know it was nerfed and that pretty much stopped me from playing
I'm ok to nerf smoker, what i'm not okay is having a full population of non smoker in an entire city in the set time of the game
oblique stream
First no athletic with smoker, cigs have cough chance and smoker now coughs nevertheless
onyx igloo
well yeah
toxic relic
sweden 80s gameplay
oblique stream
They've murdered my boy
thorn shadow
smokers do indeed cough alot
and that's fine
onyx igloo
yes
toxic relic
up the spawn rate
oblique stream
Well at least now we can light a cig from the stove
Or car lighter
Without mods
terse snow
thorn shadow
I play almost only vanilla, but I may look for a mod if it's still ultra rare to find cigs on zeds
toxic relic
why dont you just up the spawn rate
oblique stream
You should find plenty in stores
terse snow
toxic relic
when you config your save
thorn shadow
when you config your save
I don't remember an option to up the spawn rate of only cigs on zeds
toxic relic
you cant
thorn shadow
I don't want to ruin the balance
oblique stream
Just add in more zeds
toxic relic
just keep a few onyou
oblique stream
The more zeds the more cigs
toxic relic
im not disagreeing with you, just offering some solutions
thorn shadow
I play with x2 sprinters, going over it is a bit hard for me atm
toxic relic
go to store
quasi slate
toxic relic
pick up cigs
oblique stream
Look around offices, cars, stores
toxic relic
cars 🔥
toxic relic
onyx igloo
i think it'd be cool if zomboid had branded jackets
chrome jetty
onyx igloo
like
it said "KY Transit Services" or something
thorn shadow
Gonne start fresh and see how it goes, I remember doing the police station on rosewood when b42 released and found only around 20 cigs total, was a bit more in the gas station maybe 40-60
oblique stream
i think it'd be cool if zomboid had branded jackets
Doesn't it?
onyx igloo
Doesn't it?
i dont think so?
thorn shadow
I also play with extended day length and it makes you smoke more cigs per day :/
toxic relic
so, youre annoyed by your own day settings?
onyx igloo
With various logos
thats not what i mean though
thats like biker gangs
i mean like KY Transit or company branded jackets
toxic relic
Gonne start fresh and see how it goes, I remember doing the police station on ro...
and you played in rosewood
thorn shadow
so, youre annoyed by your own day settings?
Nah mentionning it just so you understand finding 20 cigs is really not a lot with my settings
thorn shadow
I like the animation
toxic relic
of smoking?
toxic relic
you can smoke without smoker
thorn shadow
That feels stupid tbh
toxic relic
why...
oblique stream
Cause sickness moodle
thorn shadow
Unless you're a teenager that wanna prove how cool you are why would you smoke without being a smoker in a zombie apocalypse ?
toxic relic
I like the animation
because of this
if you like the animation but dont want to deal with needing to smoke
just smoke without smoker
im trying to follow your logic
thorn shadow
Okay let's foloow your logic, how does that solve the problem of not finding cigs ?
thorn shadow
Nah nah it's yours at this point
toxic relic
alright dude, idk why youre so defensive
we've said several times: cars, gas stations, stores
if you dont have smoker you wouldnt need to smoke, and would not go through them as quickly.
you can still...enjoy the animation but without the cost
thorn shadow
Yeah and I said i'll try that, just that i used to find very little in my previous playthrough
toxic relic
ok cool
thorn shadow
if you dont have smoker you wouldnt *need* to smoke, and would not go through th...
I wont do that
toxic relic
👍
thorn shadow
no thumbs up fkin redditor
sacred schooner
you've been reddited
livid notch
tall bane
I'm looking for someone who can help me create content for modders—guides for Project Zomboid modding, gameplay tutorials, and game setup guides. I'm from Brazil, and maybe we can make some money together. If you're interested, please send me a DM.
quasi slate
toxic relic
no worries mate
livid notch
What are you watching
toxic relic
ravenous
livid notch
Have to watch to give opinions
toxic relic
i didnt find it 'horror' in the jumpscare sense, more so full of dread
livid notch
Tbh movies don't scare me much since unlike in games you are not put under pressure
toxic relic
and hopelessness
livid notch
i didnt find it 'horror' in the jumpscare sense, more so full of dread
That horror is S tier, just pure atmosphere building that horror
toxic relic
livid notch
toxic relic
i think the only movie that's hmm not depressing as fuck [out of the recommended] is gods own country
maybe song of the sea
last spoke
Bleugh, Mrp feels terrible
sacred schooner
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livid notch
https://tenor.com/view/ariane-elster-stumble-kiss-signalis-gif-84164358282764235...
When Another person shares an signalis content, I live the day with happiness
quasi slate
https://tenor.com/view/ariane-elster-stumble-kiss-signalis-gif-84164358282764235...
i can fix your boredom
sacred schooner
bronze moat
frosty tulip
no im too lazy
livid notch
https://tenor.com/view/caramelldansen-signalis-dance-lstr-elster-512-gif-6228193...
More signalis
sacred schooner
<a:dog_weird:916969241113157644>
don't act like you're so pure holy
livid notch
floral fiber
don't act like you're so pure holy
sacred schooner
https://tenor.com/view/cat-orange-spin-hat-one-brain-cell-gif-274571931616335732...
floral fiber
worn shuttle
no im too lazy
Even updating windows 10 to 11 takes more time
frosty tulip
still too lazy
worn shuttle
still too lazy
I'll come to your house and do it for you
frosty tulip
im too lazy to even open the door
worn shuttle
im already using arch
Nix is the new "I use it btw" distro
worn shuttle
im too lazy to even open the door
I'll break in
toxic relic
Nix is the new "I use it btw" distro
ok?
worn shuttle
ur not getting me to use linux
Rawr
frosty tulip
bill gates will be very upset if he knows I switched to linux ok
toxic relic
thats a good thing
frosty tulip
he'll send a kill squad to my house
worn shuttle
He will know
queen moth
Personal connection severed
toxic relic
micro soft
last spoke
bill gates will be very upset if he knows I switched to linux ok
Good, you should be boycotting Microsoft anyway
toxic relic
hehehehehe
toxic relic
queen moth
I'm not betraying the company that discovered a new state of matter
I'll stay a sheep
toxic relic
insane
queen moth
Baaaa
frosty tulip
they installed the windows on my house ok
worn shuttle
he'll send a kill squad to my house
Shareholders won't allow that much money to be spent. The growth of the profits must double every year or they fire a lot of people
frosty tulip
I'm too scared to betray
listen, u don't know how important my patronage is to steve gates
he will send the microsoft kill squad to my house
toxic relic
bill jobs owns you
last spoke
Okay, humour Mrp for but a moment. What do you think the Linux installation process looks like?
toxic relic
marriage but you change your first name to theirs
frosty tulip
I'm too lazy to even research what the installation process is
you will never change my mind
worn shuttle
Microsoft doesn't give a shit if you pay for windows or not
toxic relic
steve gates
toxic relic
I'm too lazy to even research what the installation process is
thats lame my guy
last spoke
I'm too lazy to even research what the installation process is
That's not what Mrp asked of you. What do you think it looks like?
toxic relic
sorry to say
frosty tulip
Microsoft doesn't give a shit if you pay for windows or not
microsoft will be furious if I stop buying from them
last spoke
Like a gut reaction
frosty tulip
thats lame my guy
listen, my gaming backlog is too much, I can't be arsed doing anything else
worn shuttle
Okay, humour Mrp for but a moment. What do you think the Linux installation proc...
If you have an USB stick it's simple, if not uhh...
frosty tulip
That's not what Mrp asked of you. What do *you* think it looks like?
legit no idea, I'm too lazy to even think about it
that's what I think
my brain has been rotted by my gaming backlog legit
worn shuttle
that's what I think
Wait... If you are too lazy tot think
frosty tulip
many
toxic relic
such as
toxic relic
what are their titles
frosty tulip
well stuff like Cogmind
last spoke
my brain has been rotted by my gaming backlog legit
Don't worry. Odds are that every single one of them remains playable on Linux
frosty tulip
I gotta get around to playing that eventually
it looks dope
heard cool shit about dwarf fortress, gotta get around to that eventually
yet to play Noita
toxic relic
damn
frosty tulip
THE BACKLOG IS CONSUMING ME
toxic relic
df is cool, noita is cool, cogmind looks sick
frosty tulip
I only just got to getting into enter the gungeon mannn
that's how late I am
the backlog consumes
worn shuttle
Windows is considered "the gaming os" which is funny when I and many other people actually get better frame rates on linux
toxic relic
real
worn shuttle
Probably bot because it's unoptimized but because it's cluttered with shit no one asked for
worn shuttle
Who tf uses Cortana??????? Screams
toxic relic
so much backlog for that category alone
dude...
toxic relic
do you just buy games and leave them in your library
frosty tulip
I've bundled roguelites and roguelikes into one category
frosty tulip
do you just buy games and leave them in your library
perhaps
toxic relic
why dude
frosty tulip
the sales rot my ape brain
toxic relic
sad
worn shuttle
Because ape brain go think
frosty tulip
well that and a lot of this shit is just from when I had humble monthly for a few years
so I got a lot of the stuff rlly cheap anyway
toxic relic
"got it cheap"
-paid for subscription
frosty tulip
god it was so peak that one time they had spyro and crash bandicoot in one bundle right after spyro collection came to pc
poor people who paid full price
frosty tulip
"got it cheap"
-paid for subscription
it is cheap tho
frosty tulip
still cheap
worn shuttle
As cheap as 1500 dollars spent on games yearly
frosty tulip
I haven't bought humble monthly in ages tho
the backlog had enough
really gotta pump up this category
last spoke
For only $15 a month, you can get this $30 game for $15!
frosty tulip
to be fair, ik it adds up, but you don't just get that one game.
you'd get like 10 of em in the monthly
usually a few big games, some lesser known indie stuff
last spoke
you'd get like 10 of em in the monthly
Yet you're not playing most of them
frosty tulip
Yet you're not playing most of them
I've still played a decent amount of my games on steam tho
toxic relic
youre only buying them cause theyre on sale
last spoke
So you're buying a product that you're then not getting any value from
toxic relic
normally you wouldnt have bought them
frosty tulip
I do get value from it eventually