#general_chat
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I will destroy more
Well leave the trees alone next time
looks barren
Dagnabbit
lamp oil? rope? bombs?
Rope?
No theyre trees
It's a pine tree actually
Condolences
Are you offering condolences for my brain damage or what
What's on me
Brain damage
So true
You must have dementia also
What makes you say that
Whats on me
Brain damage
Its a pine tree actually
a pitch pine?
Condolences
Don't call her a ptich dude that's so uncool
Are you offering condolences for my brain damage or what
Tree?
i know a lot about trees
It's a pine tree actually
it looks like a new jersey pitch pine
I think tree is the only type of pine there is
nge kinda goes crazymode
if you want to be pedantic
I'm not in new jersey and we all know trees can't move
theres like pinesap
im likely wrong lol
Its a pine tree actually
thats the species
Pine
theyre common in north america
I didn't know if my message was intentionally obtuse enough and this tells me no
Trees can move
Name one tree
ben
Nice name
New Zealand walking palm
New Zealand? You made that up
Zeeland more like pee land am I right
That's not nice
Anyway with that banger of a message I'm going to the store
australia was a penal colony? more like penis colony
Yeah now im cursed with having a penis
same
im blessed
I'm certainly not
blessed with the penar
Little white pecka
speak for urself bud...
the horrors
I certainly am speaking for myself
why dont you let someone speak for you
I have a mouth and I must speak for myself
do u have vocal chords
peanits colony
My peanits
he’d have to be a suicide bomber type thing
like the boomer in l4d2
daniel loves bomb threats
the american justice system is probably just going to let him go again
huh
nah hes been locked away for a bit now
penar explosion chamber
most common from of execution in Australia
condiments
hai chat!
hello
hello
I NEED THE DRUGS
You may need psychiatric help instead
bluds dealer takes the percs while he sells them
@neat moat hi ghoti!
frem!
You are rank #2,068 at level 8 with 2,736 experience. (564 left for the next level)
[■■■■ ] 24%
hi frem!
hru?
mrow
am good!
Apparently there is some event called Easter happening and stores close for it
It was a nice walk nonetheless
Chat
I’m playing an mp game
I’ve had two major deaths so far in ~1 months of ingame time (2 months of playtime since you don’t sleep in mp)
But respawning feels like cheating 🙏
Which game?
uno
I've only ever played that in singleplayer mode
You can't do that.
I thought Omar didn't lie.
This is going to be very damaging to the brand.
which is odd
You can't play Uno alone.
You don't need others
You just put down the cards and draw if you don't have any matching ones
The reverse cards are basically free points in singleplayer
uno alone% speedrun
is that the new oblivion remake
easter 
man the GMs really need to make these events worth while.
where is my epic gear
or mythic mount?
Yeah imagine just closing multiple areas for the event like?? Who designed this
Is b42 any good
What's b42
if you break into the houses with event decor, you'll find a wealth of health and stamina items.

New build idk I tried asking there nobody responds
Typical for these things to not be explained & just have to be discovered
indeed
Build? Like a construction thing?
did they release the necromancer class yes!?
And they got pissy when I talked about Italians on b42 chat
the devs need to make a more comprehensive event post next year, or just make better events.
Oh hey Omar ahahaahahahah! How's the the the?
What
Moe.
Lmao
It's a fine day today Omar don't you think
yeah we need a list of events by the GM
I agree. The day is mediocre.
No its fine, slightly higher then mediocre
b42 chat
"talks about italians"
is annoyed that no one accepts this
Get it right lemon hot
mine is awful
God
I think fine can be mediocre
It infuriates me
“The movie was fine”
powers been out for a day because we got 70mph winds for 5 minutes last night
Fine is a small level above it lemon boy
the way to the hospital is blocked by downed powerlines
you can look up event lists online. another piece of advice thats not even explained by the gm
That's your perception of the world mister moe
literally cant goto the hospital 💀
Wait fr??
fr dude
My ear just shut off
Turn it back on
They really need to improve the in-game documentation
indeed
Next I will make your eardrums explode
How could I disguise talking about Italians on b42 chat
and by ear drums.. let's just say.. my hearing
sucks about players with low int or wisdom because they cant figure this out easily on their own
Strength only
I'm playing metro exodus which @plush cobalt recommended to me once in a whisper by a pigeon
youd be a paper tiger mate
Don't even get me started on the busted stats. Why on earth would they RNG your starting class and background
Breh
Project zomboid
The pigeon had an entirely different message and was meant to deliver it
man the tutorial sucks for this mmo
I think you hallucinated the whisper
What the hell is project zomboid
Hello people of project zomboid, I’m unemployed
Sorry I ate the pigeon too
🗿
I heard the oblivion remake is going to be exclusive for the souljaboy console
unemployed can be quite a strong profession with the correct traits
where do you go
the square hole
a friend once told me that it's hip to be square
Let's see Paul Allen discord server.
(He has more server boosters than Patrick)
now lets see paul allen's air fryer
.
i find it fucking hilarious that every business card in that movie spelt acquisitions incorrectly
[intentionally]
Let's see Paul Allen's project zomboid base. (It's in a better location, more well guarded, has a spa and a bigger farm and is closer to better POIs)
I wrote the script
are you a gay man writing about his daddy issues
maybe
I liked the movie better than the book tbh.
thanks I really put my heart into it
The book turned me off on some of the more graphic scenes. And I had to google a ton of clothes brands that I wasn't familiar with
lol
the book belongs on wattpad
the main thing i found more enjoyable about the book was that it was slightly more ambiguous and abstract
yes
I mean
its a theme to not know whose name is whose in that movie
nobody knows
you want to eat some sea urchin ceviche?
hi chat
hi
pluh
i ❤️ Zomboid
well, i HATE zomboid
be nice
stocks arent real they cant hurt you
just because something isn’t real doesn’t mean it can’t hurt you
stock sticky nade launcher is dope
and so is the sapper, not counting skins
me when m1 m2
stock weapons in tf2 are usually good
they are usually the best yeah
stock is useful generally and the unlocks are better for certain playstyles or situations
especially primaries. Meles are usually worse and secondaries are hit or miss
yeah
do you ever Uber the engineer 👀
its not as good as killing but a crossie-melee combo can still kill
if the engineer isnt brain dead yeah tons of times
i try to heal everyonr as the medic and fail miserably
widow maker dead shot is one of the most feared class
fr
they call me various racial and ethnical slurs, and yet i refuse to become a medic girlfriend
my favorite is rsndomly ubering on a gunslinger engineer with no warning
and them understanding perfectly
why lol
usually due to no other powerclasses or the old classic
magically appearing scout™️
radical
demo who can hit their pipes is once in a blue moon
cus that sure as hell isn't me lol
heavy is too slow sometimes, soldier and demo get airblasted, scouts are terrible when ubered
mainly because they see uber and their brain doesnt know what to do
can get airblasted*
engi is quick and has a hitscan
so if its not crowd control you need engi is the best choice if your soldier has banner and your scouts arent the best whrn ubered
just uber another medic
fr
there was one panic uber where a crocket wiped everyone but me and spy and i ubered him and he dropped 4 kills cuz they were all weakened from the teamfight
🧐
uber like the delivery service
oh
yrah
the stock does invincibility
dude, tf2 comes with your xbox
i love that show
i tried tf2 once then dropped it
its too cartoony for me
i dont like valve games in general
ok
i grew up with them + minecraft
i wasnt talking to you ghoti
dont call me, dont come near my house
bhopping on css was alot of my kid days
we're done
floofie will never understand the joy of rocket jumping
i love that song
walking sim fan
shut
she showed me 30 minutes of uninterrupted gameplay of walking through the woods
what the sigma
fred posting zomboid? the hell is that
what game are we talking about?
also ramps are cursed
any bohemia interactive game
what about take on helicopters, there are no walking involved
(whats that im bad with names)
okay, movement simulator
what about arma tactics, its a rpg version of arma
oh bohemia makes arma?
yeah
units still walk
not great distances
Fr they are so bugged
and anyway, no one plays arma tactics
i do
ive only played arma 3, my favorite thing to do was setup a mortar and shell things
you, you, and yourself
vigor is literally like tf2
driving all the equipment manually only to get gunned down by a plane was my favorite part
idk much about vigor so opinion invalidated
valve will never be better
just give up
not saying its better
valve SUCKS
just saying that you are a walking sim fan
everything else is
half life is a walking sim
Skeleton mentioned :
finally. I veriffed my phone number
time to verify every zombie you killed
umm
how
hes messin with ya
i'm just kidding
ok
you walk through a linear story. In arma or dayz, you walk from point a to b on an open map
do yall like B42?
arma has a linear story too dummy
no one plays it more than once
i do
then you are a stinky NERD
Did they rework carpentry in B42?
Do i have to build stuff to level up?
how do u level up?
idk gng just chat gpt
talking sounds indeed
god
hey can i find a roadmap somewhere?
hi friends
hello im new 😄
!sporfo

how are youuu
My body ain't good, sore throat + cough ain't a nice combo
i dont
Fr
This Easter Bunny is kickin arse
thats not the easter bunny
Chat wtf do I do if I find a mistake in the PZ map?
correct the mistake? Wut IS the mistake you mention
She's got bunny ears! She's bun!
Too lazy to do it
just because it has the ears, doesnt mean its the real deal
Wish there was a dicord thread where I could just drop a screenshot and coordinates lol
what?
very epic 
Idk, it's annoying
must be more annoying when it goes unreported
There's an awful mistake at the saint peregrin hospital
just got back from walking around my towns parks in a giant easter bunny costume
we should spread misinfo about zomboid in this chat, make a fake wiki we link to for various common questions
geeked up playing xbox all day
No need, I'm already spreading old information
No need
the wiki already does that
im so mad my internet is too slow to load my cute aminal gifs
I regret not playing pz earlier, ive known about it for a very long time, always thought its gonna be some trashy generic zombie game but now its one of my fav games of all time
You know its a good game when it ruins your life
Pz? Private Zim? like from invader zim?
Sweaty game
wah
now thats an image
jane doe approves
my wife made biscuits this morning and dropped one on the floor and threw that one in the trashcan and they were so good that I just walked past the trash can and saw the biscuit and thought really hard about eating it.
my ex tried to make mac and cheese once and almost started an oven fire
consider yourself lucky
Maybe one day you'll be blessed with a partner who is a good cook
amazing
an oven fire from mac n cheese
whos bulgarian
Rip Mac and cheese
That's one of my favorite foods
Hopefully no one here
but idc enough to fix iy
u are
deadass fr
?
zdrasti to you too
Wtf is going on here?
Just worshipping our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, neighborino
no ones offending anyone so
indeed
he has risen fr
and now hes shredding
jebus
Spread my teachings, not through words, but through these hands
😭
hell naw
its my job
literally me
sometimes when I play medic in tf2 i like to spam MEDIC like im a pokemon repeating its name
lmao
Multiplayer when?
tomorrow
yeah tomorrow it will happen tomorrow, I know since I saw it in a dream
It's today actually
really cause i got it yesterday
no... NO... it was actually last month....
i preordered
frens
ROCK AND STONE!
Ugh tomorrow is Monday
True…

self hate isn't the answer
Is this how you greet yourself bill

thats u
hey guys, friend turned into a zombie and we killed the zombie and the body disappeared, any tips?
forget the zombies
huh

If the character was wearing modded equipment, clothing or appearance effects there's a chance it might have an invalid 'corpse' sprite and disappeared visually. But the corpse could still be at the site of death.
Check the loot window to see if a corpse shows up at the spot. Rclicking might allow you to interact with an invisible corpse.
Banana Phone :)
btw, ppl, the fast version is just this song sped up.
big whoop.
and you can see it on my other account-
allthelyricz
you brought this upon yourself
I mean
can’t blame you
it’s a good game lol
I don’t find it that addicting though, the gameplay loop isn’t quite satisfying enough for me
i return every major update so i do stop after playing the shit out of 1 or 2 saves
but that time frame takes maybe 2-3 weeks
ah
do you play vanilla, or do you mod the shit out of it?
vanilla
fair enough
starsector but turn it to freaksector
idk who but okay
pals but okay
Ok
k
Ghoti give me $5
palword
Give me a happy ending and I'll make it 15
deal
the palword is catbird
legal slavery
i never got into it
lol its much more addicting
how can you refund a person

it's aight, truth be told it's not the most outstanding gameplay of all times but the design is a breath of fresh air that brought so many people in the land full of corpo games
palworld dating sim comes out soon
how to refund baby
by having the recip
chatgpt refuses to tell me how to refund babies
yo ip grabber
No i think its a simba yeet gif
Ask it if it doesn't tell you the babies will get hurt
lol whoops didn’t realize it didn’t embed
oh no! My bank account was drained and I'm 1 bazillion dollars in debt 
how could you do this to me john
how will I feed my family of 12 now
I guess John has given me no other choice but to sell my children off inorder to support ourselves....
..
I hope you're happy with yourself John
it told me to get help
I don’t know how you got there from corn lol but godspeed
Confirmed.
jdod be nice to the scammer
lol thanks for the warm welcome
just let the scammer do their thing smh
why are you all so rude
you're giving them stage fright
Where
mods deleted
Will my children do the same
If you train them right they can become mighty soldiers
Just what i need
Mods are asleep slander them
Frogskibidi
Balls.
I think we should slip small pebbles into their soup
Kidney stones :(
They’ll just pass it though?
delete that
yeah but they'll be like "Awh man there's small pebbles in my soup"
Delete you
Post this again
No no more Thats It don’t careeeeeee

rip it out
i need u to put me down clean
hey the build 42 have a Lan mode to play with a frind?
No lan mode to play with frind
Wait till mp is idded
I beat da baddies
splitscreen via steam remote play
hai chat!
jadod!
im lose my mind
why
Familial trauma 🥀
nono
generatinal trauma
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BEBEBBEBEBEBEBEBEBE
bzzzbzbzbzbzz
I'm laughing at this so hard rn
It’s going to be insane when Apollo and the Fish Crows (Crowbirds) start actually communicating directly. He’s already learned to do a perfect mimic of their primary call, which seems to have thrown them off quite a bit.
Apollo is our talking African Grey parrot, that we've had since December 2020.
Follow us to see what happens when you ra...
Everytime I see it
I'm a gyrating
Pollinating
Son of a bee
am I missed?
Who are you?
I see
You are missed friend
i missed
yo guys do you know when will project zomboid have a discount?
i feel like a car being sent to cash to clunkers
when i decide
On any season sale
never
In 3km
@oblique stream i need your opinion on my new trustworthy prized gun
oh
You play EFT too much floofie
me knows
What gun
Peas?
Show me
Misgendered, mods kill them
what?
I didn't
i honestly dont care if someone misgenders me or not, i dont expect people to recognize me perfectly
This is just a grenade launcher with a cannon on top
It's a joke, ffs guys chill, I'm not that serious
I don't see an issue with the magazine?
10 round ribbed
It's too small
But it's ribbed at least
ur thinking of the saiga 545
That sounds right I think
How dare you not being serious
VPO mags are basically the same magazine as regular aks but with less space
Mods, take certain actions regarding that individual
I'unno Tarkov is like the worst video game experience I can think of so like
i like tarkov
You don't need more than 10 rounds if you hit your shots
Turn based combat is worse
I dont
Not with that recoil
You're lucky I don't have media perms
Send a link
They're both games
You said "game experience"
what do u decide?
You get constantly called slurs in tarkov
What do you mean by turn based? Stuff like DD or EBF?
Either by ai or humans
Embed failure
It's not a failure, it's working as intended
the virgin embed failure versus the chad intentional link without image
I wjll one day play tapkov with you
Maybe when its released
Which should be this year
And it should be finally available in steam
I can try to cook up some worse experiences
I yearn for the pay to win extract shooter
Not like I could even if I somehow wanted to
tarkov is only fun in pve mode
That’s certainly a take
I think we should all just drop every game and exclusively play identity v
i dont have the time to memorise 400 spawn locations and weapon metas
i just wanna shoot scavs
buddy the pve mode is there for a reason
i dont have to log on and verse sweaty fat fucks
They added that?
yes theres a whole ass pve mode
Oh wait is that the thing they locked behind the most expensive version or whatever 😭
if i had time to dedicate to tarkov i wouldnt mind pvp but bruh everyone i come across is seasoned day one veterans
its not fun
Because everyone is a vet or a cheater
Nobody else plays the game
That’s why i don’t play tarkov
its a literal chore if i want to get into it
It’s just a cheater filled pit
cause i have to endure like 200 runs of reddit mods before i can maybe stand a chance
then its always a coin flip on if i just randomly die from stomach injury cause some cheater just /kill all
See i just don’t play shooters anymore
That’s my solution
Only pvp game i’ll play anymore is dbd
im just playing Rouguelike the last of us
i can have fun shooting people without trying too hard
Another cheater and veterans filled pay2win pit
Woah buddy
I’ve been playing for 5 years and have ran into a whopping 2 cheaters ever
The Finals is a genuinely fresh take on shooters if that interests you at all
Scandalous
Veterans isnt true either cause the amount of new players coming in rn is ridiculous
Pay 2 win is… fair though i have nothing for that
So many perks are either locked behind licensed characters or just twiddle your thumbs waiting for it to be in the shrine
I liked the finals but i can’t play it without friends
the thing about dbd cheaters is they usually fucking suck
And all my shooter friends and i just don’t really have time for games anymore
if you can play killer somewhat decently you can still win
Cheaters cheat for a reason
College kinda stole our time anyway
yeah but like they cheat as if they havent ever touched the game before
thats what i dont understand
Ive constantly heard about cheaters in my time consuming dbd content
at least give the game a try before just blatantly speed hacking...
I’ve seen 1 cheater on both sides
The first one was a demogorgon who rage toggled when we beat him and started moving at like moch 7, i died so everyone else could escape
The second was a survivor who speed hacked to get someone off a hook
ive ran into maybe 4 or 5 blatant cheaters
they don’t take the time to mentally touch the game, and that’s why they cheat
ones that pick themselves up and obviosuly zoom around the map
I’ve actively played for 5 years and seen 2, it isn’t nearly that bad
by habitually cheating they make themselves into more braindead of a player
alot of cheats is just seeing the auras of everything and a very slight haste buff
true, anything too blatant and they get caught instantly
they speed hack to a point where casual players dont realise but if youve wasted a shit ton of time into dbd you can tell when someones given themselves 5% movespeed
Intelligence of the average dbd cheater:

These new players coming in for the upcoming fnaf chapter are a special breed of fucking stupid
god i cant wait for fnaf
Usually they stick to 2%
i think its going to be the funniest shit ever
I can’t wait for the lobbies
Free killer lobbies for like 3 months 
if you’re only cheating by 2% what’s the point lmao
might be the only killer i buy just because it seems so stupid
I hate dbd
It’s enough to get you a massive amount of distance at certain spots while going unnoticed
like random chance or getting slightly better at the game makes more of a difference
cause its enough speed to get you to vaultables and loops
alot of them go out of your los then crank it to like 20% for a second
okay, that at least isn’t as confusing
2% doesnt sound like alot but it is
They usually don’t do that during chase though
ive seen some do it
I mean in some contexts sure
Cause it makes it blatantly obvious
they turn a corner then crank it for 5 metres
I think im just past shitter lobbies
Most cheaters are either shitter lobbies or stream snipers lmao
but once again if youre even remotely decent at killer you can kill most cheaters
if theyre not doing obvious cheat shit
In DBD, 2% move speed is the difference between making another loop and going down.
It absolutely wrecks the muscle memory of so many players
Also a lot of cheaters use uh
2% is significant because it's so insignificant
It makes the skill checks faster but more rewarding as you hit more greats in a row
But once you miss a great it resets
Cheaters just have free auto greats
So they use that
Replaying Spider-Man 2018, forgot both how good it was and how much I miss Spider-Man 2s movement
Not that Spider-Man 2018 didnt have the best traversal system in games up until spidey 2
I think I’m getting the picture now
sorry, I’ve just never played or watched DBD before lol
Yeah, survivors have 100% move speed and most killers are 115%
People are at the point where they're just innately aware of how much distance they can cover relative to each other. Throwing that off by even as little as 2% is going to seriously screw with that muscle memory
There’s also 110%’s and a single like 97.5% or something
I forget what nurse moves at but fuck nurse players
Nurse is 110 and I think so is huntress
Isn't clown like 120 or sum?
That mf SPEEDY
The fuck are you on
No killer has a base movement over 115
Nurse moves slower than survivors do
now that clown has haste bottles hes quite quick
I coulda sworn one of clown's gimmicks was his speed
You say now as if he hasn’t had those for years and years and years
That’s his like power
Not base speed
I'unno last gameplay I remember of DBD was shortly after plague was added
And that wasn't me
Genuinely that might have been our original playing it, I'm not sure
No killer has a base movement speed over 115, nurse is slower than survivors
Huntress, slinger, chucky, hag, and some others im forgetting are all 110
Trickster got switched to 115 recently
Sorry to yap on but gaddamn I do not remember Spider-Man 2018 having this many plot holes
Still goated tho
i like the sandman scene but i havent seen like any of the spiderman movies
The one with the train?
no the creation scene
where he becomes sandman
technical marvel for the time and really moving
Movies are overrated anyway
hai chat
Do yall miss etika
Weren't you just here?
Who?
Etika bro
heya floofferrrz

i came back
I have no idea who you're talking about
Welcome back then
I'll Google him just a moment
I have never seen him before
This is the first time I hear about him
Balls.
why are you up, its almost 3:00
tarkoving
go to bed
no
Go to bed
bro is tarkoving it,,....
is this my p and g buddy
😔
you're so brave for having a photo of you as pfp
bro
IT IS YOU
okay yikes am not duke
you sure?
yeah
i dont see you calling me a ugly fat fuck on video calls buddy
owaoaow?
Who is jiffy
Awawawaowiwow
Spiffo in disguise
Isn't jiffy a measurement unit
Isn't it a slur?
It is I thinks
Oh.
Jiffy can be an informal term for any unspecified short period, as in "I will be back in a jiffy". From this, it has acquired a number of more precise applications as the name of multiple units of measurement, each used to express or measure very brief durations of time. First attested in 1780, the word's origin is unclear, though one suggestio...
Stratus VOS (Virtual Operating System) uses a jiffy of 1/65,536 second to express date and time (number of jiffies elapsed since 1 January 1980 00:00 Greenwich Mean Time). Stratus also defines the microjiffy, being 1/65,536 of a regular jiffy.
Microjiffy🥺
giffy
Iffy..
ebe ebebecweve
not the minecraft sponsired chicken jockey
thats a mojang post
yes i follow them bite me
pluh!
Kinky
chicken hockey
Moopy jockey
I BRING NEWS THE POPE HAS DIED
So he has
:(
rip
what was the popes name again
francis
Pope Frankie sounds funnier tho
it does
You're fast
Why is it such big news though? Most of the world is atheistic
Nothing is going to change
most of the world
16.3%
now that 4chan finally died i can use the little greentext arrow unironically to dance on its grave
because a lot of people are catholic, pretty big news for them
I don't think most of the world are atheists either.
I meant country policies
There are very little adherence to biblical rules
countries dont need to strictly adhere to religious values to be considered a religious country
I was talking about effect on the world, politics and whatnot
id consider america decently religious, despite having literal seperation between church and state
alot of politics are very directly influenced by religion here
1.4 billion people are catholic
why does that have to matter? Somebodys death can be big news without their death causing a massive impact on how the world functions.
the Queens death was pretty big news
but her dying didn't really drastically alter how we live.
or at all
i want the queen back, she was a vibe
is charles even still alive
i stopped caring after the queen died
Somehow
ye he still alive





