#general_chat

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toxic relic
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i see

plush cobalt
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I will destroy more

queen moth
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Well leave the trees alone next time

toxic relic
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looks barren

queen moth
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Dagnabbit

polar kernel
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lamp oil? rope? bombs?

plush cobalt
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Rope?

queen moth
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No theyre trees

plush cobalt
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It's a pine tree actually

queen moth
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Condolences

plush cobalt
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Are you offering condolences for my brain damage or what

queen moth
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Thats on you

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Not I

plush cobalt
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What's on me

queen moth
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Brain damage

plush cobalt
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So true

queen moth
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You must have dementia also

plush cobalt
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What makes you say that

queen moth
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Whats on me

plush cobalt
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Brain damage

queen moth
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Its a pine tree actually

toxic relic
plush cobalt
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Condolences

plush cobalt
queen moth
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Are you offering condolences for my brain damage or what

plush cobalt
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Idk what type of pine it is

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I just see the pine needles

queen moth
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Tree?

toxic relic
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i know a lot about trees

plush cobalt
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It's a pine tree actually

toxic relic
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it looks like a new jersey pitch pine

queen moth
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I think tree is the only type of pine there is

trail palm
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nge kinda goes crazymode

toxic relic
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if you want to be pedantic

plush cobalt
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I'm not in new jersey and we all know trees can't move

trail palm
toxic relic
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im likely wrong lol

trail palm
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and pine apples

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and pine cones

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😋

queen moth
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Its a pine tree actually

toxic relic
queen moth
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Pine

toxic relic
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theyre common in north america

plush cobalt
toxic relic
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no it was

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i just took it literally

queen moth
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Trees can move

plush cobalt
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Name one tree

toxic relic
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ben

plush cobalt
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Nice name

queen moth
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New Zealand walking palm

plush cobalt
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New Zealand? You made that up

queen moth
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Sorry

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Olde Zealand

plush cobalt
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Zeeland more like pee land am I right

queen moth
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That's not nice

plush cobalt
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Anyway with that banger of a message I'm going to the store

toxic relic
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australia was a penal colony? more like penis colony

queen moth
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Yeah now im cursed with having a penis

toxic relic
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same

trail palm
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im blessed

queen moth
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I'm certainly not

toxic relic
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blessed with the penar

queen moth
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Little white pecka

toxic relic
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lmao

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[excuse to leave]

trail palm
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speak for urself bud...

heavy ivy
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the horrors

queen moth
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I certainly am speaking for myself

toxic relic
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why dont you let someone speak for you

queen moth
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I have a mouth and I must speak for myself

toxic relic
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do u have vocal chords

queen moth
neat turret
queen moth
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My peanits

frail shadow
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he’d have to be a suicide bomber type thing

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like the boomer in l4d2

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daniel loves bomb threats

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the american justice system is probably just going to let him go again

burnt kite
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huh

fair yacht
neat moat
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most common from of execution in Australia

queen moth
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Thank god

neat moat
harsh vault
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hai chat!

neat moat
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hello

queen moth
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hello

burnt kite
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I NEED THE DRUGS

trail palm
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yeah ok buddy

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calm down

queen moth
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You may need psychiatric help instead

trail palm
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bluds dealer takes the percs while he sells them

loud pumice
trail palm
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i think ramen is overrated

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but still goated

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iykwim

fair yacht
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@neat moat hi ghoti!

neat moat
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frem!

hardy muralBOT
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You are rank #2,068 at level 8 with 2,736 experience. (564 left for the next level)
[■■■■ ] 24%

fair yacht
neat moat
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hru?

neat turret
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mrow

fair yacht
plush cobalt
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Apparently there is some event called Easter happening and stores close for it

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It was a nice walk nonetheless

maiden shell
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Chat

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I’m playing an mp game

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I’ve had two major deaths so far in ~1 months of ingame time (2 months of playtime since you don’t sleep in mp)

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But respawning feels like cheating 🙏

plush cobalt
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Which game?

silver plank
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this is what would happen if the courier fights john fallout

lilac quarry
plush cobalt
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I've only ever played that in singleplayer mode

silver plank
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You can't do that.

lilac quarry
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makes sense

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with it being you

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omar

silver plank
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I thought Omar didn't lie.

lilac quarry
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he doesn't

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only about him not loving feet

silver plank
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This is going to be very damaging to the brand.

lilac quarry
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which is odd

silver plank
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You can't play Uno alone.

harsh vault
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yeah you can

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be crazy and imagine there are others

plush cobalt
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You don't need others

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You just put down the cards and draw if you don't have any matching ones

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The reverse cards are basically free points in singleplayer

toxic relic
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u can play uno alone

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every lonely kid experienced this

carmine monolith
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uno alone% speedrun

toxic relic
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easter thinkfold

plush cobalt
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I wish I knew

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The store just said it's closed for it

toxic relic
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at least it was a nice walk

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I've heard the weather is great this time of year.

fair yacht
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where is my epic gear

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or mythic mount?

plush cobalt
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Yeah imagine just closing multiple areas for the event like?? Who designed this

fair yacht
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some guy keeps camping the quest boss too

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we cant even do raids on easter!

still quarry
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Is b42 any good

fair yacht
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worst event ever

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SMH

plush cobalt
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What's b42

toxic relic
fair yacht
still quarry
plush cobalt
toxic relic
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indeed

plush cobalt
fair yacht
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did they release the necromancer class yes!?

still quarry
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And they got pissy when I talked about Italians on b42 chat

toxic relic
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the devs need to make a more comprehensive event post next year, or just make better events.

narrow rune
plush cobalt
still quarry
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Lmao

narrow rune
fair yacht
plush cobalt
narrow rune
toxic relic
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b42 chat
"talks about italians"
is annoyed that no one accepts this

narrow rune
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Get it right lemon hot

carmine monolith
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mine is awful

narrow rune
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God

plush cobalt
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I think fine can be mediocre

plush cobalt
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“The movie was fine”

carmine monolith
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powers been out for a day because we got 70mph winds for 5 minutes last night

narrow rune
carmine monolith
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the way to the hospital is blocked by downed powerlines

toxic relic
plush cobalt
carmine monolith
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literally cant goto the hospital 💀

toxic relic
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fr dude

narrow rune
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Turn it back on

plush cobalt
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They really need to improve the in-game documentation

toxic relic
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indeed

plush cobalt
still quarry
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How could I disguise talking about Italians on b42 chat

narrow rune
toxic relic
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sucks about players with low int or wisdom because they cant figure this out easily on their own

still quarry
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Strength only

narrow rune
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I'm playing metro exodus which @plush cobalt recommended to me once in a whisper by a pigeon

toxic relic
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youd be a paper tiger mate

plush cobalt
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Don't even get me started on the busted stats. Why on earth would they RNG your starting class and background

still quarry
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Breh

maiden shell
plush cobalt
fair yacht
plush cobalt
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I think you hallucinated the whisper

plush cobalt
kindred lodge
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Hello people of project zomboid, I’m unemployed

narrow rune
maiden shell
silver plank
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I heard the oblivion remake is going to be exclusive for the souljaboy console

silver plank
neat moat
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Where does the Omar go?

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Thats right

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in the square hole

toxic relic
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where do you go

neat moat
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the square hole

silver plank
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a friend once told me that it's hip to be square

toxic relic
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ice nine kills reference

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"hey, paul" metal breakdown

silver plank
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Let's see Paul Allen discord server.

silver plank
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(He has more server boosters than Patrick)

burnt kite
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now lets see paul allen's air fryer

toxic relic
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i find it fucking hilarious that every business card in that movie spelt acquisitions incorrectly

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[intentionally]

silver plank
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Let's see Paul Allen's project zomboid base. (It's in a better location, more well guarded, has a spa and a bigger farm and is closer to better POIs)

neat moat
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I wrote the script

toxic relic
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are you a gay man writing about his daddy issues

neat moat
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maybe

silver plank
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I liked the movie better than the book tbh.

toxic relic
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cause that's the author

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the book is insufferable

neat moat
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thanks I really put my heart into it

silver plank
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The book turned me off on some of the more graphic scenes. And I had to google a ton of clothes brands that I wasn't familiar with

toxic relic
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lol

burnt kite
silver plank
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I skipped some of the killings.

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tbh Christian Bale is such a talented actor.

toxic relic
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the main thing i found more enjoyable about the book was that it was slightly more ambiguous and abstract

silver plank
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Willem Dafoe was also amazing in it.

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He's in the best scenes.

toxic relic
burnt kite
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there was dafoe?

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oh

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oh damn

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i am blind

silver plank
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I mean

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its a theme to not know whose name is whose in that movie

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nobody knows

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you want to eat some sea urchin ceviche?

ruby river
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hi chat

burnt kite
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hi

frail shadow
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CS just gave me an MP7 fade as a drop

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its 3 euro

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im going to buy tesla stock

burnt kite
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pluh

bright folio
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i ❤️ Zomboid

burnt kite
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well, i HATE zomboid

harsh vault
heavy ivy
mellow birch
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just because something isn’t real doesn’t mean it can’t hurt you

carmine monolith
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stock weapons in tf2?

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brainrot

burnt kite
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and so is the sapper, not counting skins

carmine monolith
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me when m1 m2

neat moat
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stock weapons in tf2 are usually good

carmine monolith
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they are usually the best yeah

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stock is useful generally and the unlocks are better for certain playstyles or situations

neat moat
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especially primaries. Meles are usually worse and secondaries are hit or miss

carmine monolith
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i play basically only medic whem im not goofing around

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im the medic girlfriend

neat moat
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Ah I see

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crossbow is basically a streight upgrade

carmine monolith
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yeah

neat moat
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do you ever Uber the engineer 👀

carmine monolith
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its not as good as killing but a crossie-melee combo can still kill

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if the engineer isnt brain dead yeah tons of times

harsh vault
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tf2 will never be understood by me

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but i guess i dont like fast paced shooters

burnt kite
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i try to heal everyonr as the medic and fail miserably

neat moat
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widow maker dead shot is one of the most feared class

carmine monolith
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fr

burnt kite
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they call me various racial and ethnical slurs, and yet i refuse to become a medic girlfriend

carmine monolith
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my favorite is rsndomly ubering on a gunslinger engineer with no warning

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and them understanding perfectly

neat moat
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why lol

carmine monolith
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usually due to no other powerclasses or the old classic
magically appearing scout™️

neat moat
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radical

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demo who can hit their pipes is once in a blue moon

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cus that sure as hell isn't me lol

carmine monolith
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heavy is too slow sometimes, soldier and demo get airblasted, scouts are terrible when ubered

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mainly because they see uber and their brain doesnt know what to do

carmine monolith
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engi is quick and has a hitscan

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so if its not crowd control you need engi is the best choice if your soldier has banner and your scouts arent the best whrn ubered

burnt kite
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just uber another medic

carmine monolith
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fr

burnt kite
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or

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uber the spy

carmine monolith
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the amount of good spy ubers ive had are countable on my hands

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but its not 0

hardy muralBOT
carmine monolith
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there was one panic uber where a crocket wiped everyone but me and spy and i ubered him and he dropped 4 kills cuz they were all weakened from the teamfight

neat moat
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🧐

harsh vault
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what are you guys talking about

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tf2 lingo

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i dont understand

neat moat
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uber

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it's a super charge

carmine monolith
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uber like the delivery service

harsh vault
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oh

carmine monolith
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yrah

neat moat
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the stock does invincibility

burnt kite
carmine monolith
harsh vault
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i tried tf2 once then dropped it

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its too cartoony for me

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i dont like valve games in general

neat moat
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ok

carmine monolith
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i grew up with them + minecraft

harsh vault
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i wasnt talking to you ghoti

burnt kite
carmine monolith
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bhopping on css was alot of my kid days

burnt kite
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we're done

harsh vault
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NOOO

hidden spruce
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Snipers
getting an m249 saw

neat moat
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floofie will never understand the joy of rocket jumping

harsh vault
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im a bohemia fan girl

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and bsg

carmine monolith
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i love that song

burnt kite
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walking sim fan

harsh vault
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shut

burnt kite
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sick ass skeletone

stiff geyser
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The entrance to my super secret bunker is still bugged smh

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I hate ramps frfr

neat moat
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she showed me 30 minutes of uninterrupted gameplay of walking through the woods

burnt kite
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what the sigma

carmine monolith
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fred posting zomboid? the hell is that

harsh vault
carmine monolith
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also ramps are cursed

burnt kite
harsh vault
carmine monolith
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(whats that im bad with names)

burnt kite
harsh vault
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what about arma tactics, its a rpg version of arma

carmine monolith
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oh bohemia makes arma?

harsh vault
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yeah

carmine monolith
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gotcha

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i am now hip and with the convo

burnt kite
harsh vault
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movement simulator 🙄

burnt kite
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not great distances

stiff geyser
burnt kite
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and anyway, no one plays arma tactics

harsh vault
carmine monolith
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ive only played arma 3, my favorite thing to do was setup a mortar and shell things

burnt kite
harsh vault
carmine monolith
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driving all the equipment manually only to get gunned down by a plane was my favorite part

burnt kite
harsh vault
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just give up

burnt kite
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not saying its better

harsh vault
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valve SUCKS

burnt kite
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just saying that you are a walking sim fan

harsh vault
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shut

burnt kite
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everything else is

harsh vault
hidden spruce
vocal quail
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finally. I veriffed my phone number

hidden spruce
harsh vault
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hes messin with ya

hidden spruce
vocal quail
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ok

burnt kite
vocal quail
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do yall like B42?

harsh vault
burnt kite
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no one plays it more than once

harsh vault
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i do

burnt kite
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then you are a stinky NERD

harsh vault
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i am a nerd

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its in my bio

limber panther
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Did they rework carpentry in B42?

burnt kite
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yes

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no longer crushing tables

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for level

limber panther
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Do i have to build stuff to level up?

vocal quail
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how do u level up?

burnt kite
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idk gng just chat gpt

hardy muralBOT
ivory grail
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talking sounds indeed

hardy muralBOT
frail shadow
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god

tawny eagle
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hey can i find a roadmap somewhere?

fair yacht
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hi friends

drifting goblet
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hello im new 😄

hardy muralBOT
young kelp
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!sporfo

fair yacht
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bot fren

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:D

young kelp
fair yacht
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how are youuu

young kelp
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My body ain't good, sore throat + cough ain't a nice combo

fair yacht
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D:

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time to take your medicine

thin wedge
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nah i want canadian healthcare

harsh vault
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i dont

stiff geyser
bronze moat
harsh vault
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thats not the easter bunny

stiff geyser
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Chat wtf do I do if I find a mistake in the PZ map?

bronze moat
thin wedge
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steam forums

bronze moat
stiff geyser
harsh vault
stiff geyser
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Wish there was a dicord thread where I could just drop a screenshot and coordinates lol

harsh vault
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what?

thin wedge
stiff geyser
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Idk, it's annoying

thin wedge
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must be more annoying when it goes unreported

stiff geyser
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There's an awful mistake at the saint peregrin hospital

fair yacht
spiral condor
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just got back from walking around my towns parks in a giant easter bunny costume

carmine monolith
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we should spread misinfo about zomboid in this chat, make a fake wiki we link to for various common questions

polar kernel
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geeked up playing xbox all day

young kelp
fair yacht
thin wedge
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the wiki already does that

thin wedge
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Car are tanks btw

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you should run over every zombie you see

carmine monolith
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im so mad my internet is too slow to load my cute aminal gifs

red spade
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I regret not playing pz earlier, ive known about it for a very long time, always thought its gonna be some trashy generic zombie game but now its one of my fav games of all time

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You know its a good game when it ruins your lifedrunk

carmine monolith
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Pz? Private Zim? like from invader zim?

hidden spruce
thin wedge
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Sweaty game

fair yacht
carmine monolith
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now thats an image

hidden spruce
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jane doe approves

thin wedge
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god bless

candid patio
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my wife made biscuits this morning and dropped one on the floor and threw that one in the trashcan and they were so good that I just walked past the trash can and saw the biscuit and thought really hard about eating it.

polar kernel
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my ex tried to make mac and cheese once and almost started an oven fire

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consider yourself lucky

candid patio
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Maybe one day you'll be blessed with a partner who is a good cook

thin wedge
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an oven fire from mac n cheese

neat turret
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whos bulgarian

candid patio
carmine monolith
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wrong reply

candid patio
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That's one of my favorite foods

young kelp
thin wedge
carmine monolith
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but idc enough to fix iy

neat turret
thin wedge
neat turret
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?

neat turret
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zdrasti to you too

stiff geyser
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Wtf is going on here?

carmine monolith
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idk

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i cant tell if thats racist or something else entirely

young kelp
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Don't resist

carmine monolith
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rimworld cat

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D:

candid patio
neat turret
carmine monolith
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jebus

young kelp
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Spread my teachings, not through words, but through these hands

carmine monolith
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thats a .gif

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sorry hank

fair yacht
hidden spruce
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😭

ruby river
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sometimes when I play medic in tf2 i like to spam MEDIC like im a pokemon repeating its name

carmine monolith
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lmao

thin wedge
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truly the tismic mindset of a tf2 player

tiny pecan
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Multiplayer when?

thin wedge
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tomorrow

ivory grail
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yeah tomorrow it will happen tomorrow, I know since I saw it in a dream

young kelp
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It's today actually

thin wedge
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really cause i got it yesterday

ivory grail
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no... NO... it was actually last month....

thin wedge
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i preordered

ivory grail
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I sold a bit of my soul to try it out

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didn't need it anyway

fair yacht
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frens

shut scroll
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ROCK AND STONE!

fathom igloo
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Ugh tomorrow is Monday

thin wedge
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Indeed cambrie

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go get that paper

polar kernel
floral fiber
hidden spruce
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born 2010

neat moat
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hi guys

neat turret
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thats u

neat moat
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it is

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I painted my hands I hope you like it

crimson yarrow
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hey guys, friend turned into a zombie and we killed the zombie and the body disappeared, any tips?

crimson yarrow
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huh

neat moat
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I mean it's possible the body despawned

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how many zeds were there?

icy vigil
unreal bane
sacred schooner
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you brought this upon yourself

chrome jetty
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Oh Bella is here

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I leave

icy vigil
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man im

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im addicted to starsector

mellow birch
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I mean

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can’t blame you

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it’s a good game lol

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I don’t find it that addicting though, the gameplay loop isn’t quite satisfying enough for me

icy vigil
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i return every major update so i do stop after playing the shit out of 1 or 2 saves

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but that time frame takes maybe 2-3 weeks

mellow birch
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ah

icy vigil
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so my life will spiral out of control in that period

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which is right now

mellow birch
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do you play vanilla, or do you mod the shit out of it?

icy vigil
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vanilla

mellow birch
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fair enough

thin wedge
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bro can't get enough of starsextor

neat moat
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starsector but turn it to freaksector

thin wedge
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misterfreak10

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perfect game for him

neat moat
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Bill jole

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more like freak jole

thin wedge
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idk who but okay

neat moat
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Your stupid fucking discord animals keep hiding your bio

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I thought there was an L

thin wedge
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pals but okay

chrome jetty
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Ok

neat moat
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k

chrome jetty
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Ghoti give me $5

neat moat
queen moth
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deal

upper mantle
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the palword is catbird

sacred schooner
harsh vault
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i never got into it

upper mantle
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lol its much more addicting

harsh vault
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i tried it

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then refunded it

upper mantle
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how can you refund a person

harsh vault
sacred schooner
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it's aight, truth be told it's not the most outstanding gameplay of all times but the design is a breath of fresh air that brought so many people in the land full of corpo games

queen moth
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palworld dating sim comes out soon

sacred schooner
neat moat
sacred schooner
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chatgpt refuses to tell me how to refund babies

hollow elm
stone meadow
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yo ip grabber

queen moth
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No i think its a simba yeet gif

neat moat
hollow elm
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lol whoops didn’t realize it didn’t embed

neat moat
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oh no! My bank account was drained and I'm 1 bazillion dollars in debt stressed

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how could you do this to me john

hollow elm
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First time lucky I guess

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Or unlucky. Depending which side of the fence you’re on

neat moat
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how will I feed my family of 12 now

hollow elm
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Corn.

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Get to planting.

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Rains comin.

neat moat
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I guess John has given me no other choice but to sell my children off inorder to support ourselves....

dark anvil
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..

neat moat
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I hope you're happy with yourself John

sacred schooner
hollow elm
hollow elm
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Confirmed.

neat moat
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jdod be nice to the scammer

hollow elm
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lol thanks for the warm welcome

lilac quarry
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just let the scammer do their thing smh

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why are you all so rude

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you're giving them stage fright

queen moth
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Where

neat moat
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mods deleted

queen moth
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Will my children do the same

narrow rune
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If you train them right they can become mighty soldiers

queen moth
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Just what i need

earnest hazel
queen moth
#

Frogskibidi

stone nexus
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Balls.

narrow rune
queen moth
#

Kidney stones :(

earnest hazel
tender igloo
narrow rune
narrow rune
earnest hazel
earnest hazel
tender igloo
primal matrix
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chicken lfredo

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tummy huyrt

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s

narrow rune
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rip it out

primal matrix
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i need u to put me down clean

cloud drum
#

hey the build 42 have a Lan mode to play with a frind?

oblique stream
#

Wait till mp is idded

gentle remnant
#

I beat da baddies

heavy ivy
harsh vault
#

hai chat!

harsh vault
#

jadod!

chrome jetty
#

im lose my mind

harsh vault
#

why

neat moat
#

nono

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generatinal trauma

neat moat
#

BEBEBBEBEBEBEBEBEBE

heavy ivy
#

bzzzbzbzbzbzz

onyx igloo
#

I'm laughing at this so hard rn

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Everytime I see it

young kelp
tall glen
#

am I missed?

last spoke
#

Who are you?

tall glen
#

I see

restive pollen
young kelp
#

We all dead

harsh vault
static hedge
#

yo guys do you know when will project zomboid have a discount?

onyx igloo
#

i feel like a car being sent to cash to clunkers

oblique stream
queen moth
#

never

heavy ivy
#

In 3km

onyx igloo
#

when canned peas aren't gross

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i dislike canned peas

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ME TO YOU

harsh vault
onyx igloo
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I do not play this Tarkov

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You speak of

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I play Snowrunner and curse at my truck

harsh vault
#

@oblique stream i need your opinion on my new trustworthy prized gun

harsh vault
onyx igloo
#

I like the Fleetstar

queen moth
#

theres no snow and youre not running

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blasphemy

gilded bridge
harsh vault
#

me knows

harsh vault
#

VPO-209

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wanna see it

oblique stream
#

Show me

harsh vault
harsh vault
#

what?

oblique stream
#

I didn't

harsh vault
#

i honestly dont care if someone misgenders me or not, i dont expect people to recognize me perfectly

gilded bridge
gilded bridge
oblique stream
#

And lack of stock

harsh vault
#

i got called a slur for that in game

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then i killed them

last spoke
#

I don't see an issue with the magazine?

harsh vault
gilded bridge
#

But it's ribbed at least

last spoke
#

Isn't that just how VPO mags are? I'm thinking of the DMR right?

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"DMR"

harsh vault
#

ur thinking of the saiga 545

last spoke
#

That sounds right I think

oblique stream
harsh vault
#

VPO mags are basically the same magazine as regular aks but with less space

oblique stream
last spoke
#

I'unno Tarkov is like the worst video game experience I can think of so like

harsh vault
#

i like tarkov

gilded bridge
gilded bridge
oblique stream
#

Not with that recoil

last spoke
gilded bridge
oblique stream
#

Send a link

gilded bridge
static hedge
oblique stream
last spoke
#

What do you mean by turn based? Stuff like DD or EBF?

oblique stream
#

Either by ai or humans

last spoke
#

Embed failure

gilded bridge
harsh vault
#

hey scarf

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what if you play tarkov

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but with me

mellow birch
#

the virgin embed failure versus the chad intentional link without image

oblique stream
#

Maybe when its released

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Which should be this year

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And it should be finally available in steam

hallow cypress
hallow cypress
last spoke
queen moth
#

tarkov is only fun in pve mode

hallow cypress
#

That’s certainly a take

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I think we should all just drop every game and exclusively play identity v

queen moth
#

i dont have the time to memorise 400 spawn locations and weapon metas

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i just wanna shoot scavs

hallow cypress
#

Go play like

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Ground branch

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Ready or not

queen moth
#

buddy the pve mode is there for a reason

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i dont have to log on and verse sweaty fat fucks

hallow cypress
#

They added that?

queen moth
#

yes theres a whole ass pve mode

hallow cypress
#

Oh wait is that the thing they locked behind the most expensive version or whatever 😭

queen moth
#

if i had time to dedicate to tarkov i wouldnt mind pvp but bruh everyone i come across is seasoned day one veterans

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its not fun

hallow cypress
#

Because everyone is a vet or a cheater

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Nobody else plays the game

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That’s why i don’t play tarkov

queen moth
#

its a literal chore if i want to get into it

hallow cypress
#

It’s just a cheater filled pit

queen moth
#

cause i have to endure like 200 runs of reddit mods before i can maybe stand a chance

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then its always a coin flip on if i just randomly die from stomach injury cause some cheater just /kill all

hallow cypress
#

See i just don’t play shooters anymore

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That’s my solution

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Only pvp game i’ll play anymore is dbd

queen moth
#

im just playing Rouguelike the last of us

#

i can have fun shooting people without trying too hard

hallow cypress
#

Fair enough

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I’m just tired of pvp games in general rn

#

Especially the shooters

oblique stream
hallow cypress
#

Woah buddy

#

I’ve been playing for 5 years and have ran into a whopping 2 cheaters ever

last spoke
heady nimbus
#

Scandalous

hallow cypress
#

Veterans isnt true either cause the amount of new players coming in rn is ridiculous

#

Pay 2 win is… fair though i have nothing for that

#

So many perks are either locked behind licensed characters or just twiddle your thumbs waiting for it to be in the shrine

hallow cypress
queen moth
#

the thing about dbd cheaters is they usually fucking suck

hallow cypress
#

And all my shooter friends and i just don’t really have time for games anymore

queen moth
#

if you can play killer somewhat decently you can still win

last spoke
hallow cypress
#

College kinda stole our time anyway

queen moth
#

yeah but like they cheat as if they havent ever touched the game before

#

thats what i dont understand

oblique stream
queen moth
#

at least give the game a try before just blatantly speed hacking...

hallow cypress
queen moth
#

ive ran into maybe 4 or 5 blatant cheaters

mellow birch
queen moth
#

ones that pick themselves up and obviosuly zoom around the map

hallow cypress
mellow birch
#

by habitually cheating they make themselves into more braindead of a player

queen moth
#

alot of cheats is just seeing the auras of everything and a very slight haste buff

gentle remnant
#

true, anything too blatant and they get caught instantly

queen moth
#

they speed hack to a point where casual players dont realise but if youve wasted a shit ton of time into dbd you can tell when someones given themselves 5% movespeed

hallow cypress
#

These new players coming in for the upcoming fnaf chapter are a special breed of fucking stupid

queen moth
#

god i cant wait for fnaf

queen moth
#

i think its going to be the funniest shit ever

hallow cypress
#

Free killer lobbies for like 3 months RimuruBless

mellow birch
queen moth
#

might be the only killer i buy just because it seems so stupid

gilded bridge
#

I hate dbd

hallow cypress
mellow birch
#

like random chance or getting slightly better at the game makes more of a difference

queen moth
#

cause its enough speed to get you to vaultables and loops

#

alot of them go out of your los then crank it to like 20% for a second

mellow birch
queen moth
#

2% doesnt sound like alot but it is

hallow cypress
queen moth
#

ive seen some do it

mellow birch
hallow cypress
#

Cause it makes it blatantly obvious

queen moth
#

they turn a corner then crank it for 5 metres

hallow cypress
#

I think im just past shitter lobbies

#

Most cheaters are either shitter lobbies or stream snipers lmao

queen moth
#

but once again if youre even remotely decent at killer you can kill most cheaters

#

if theyre not doing obvious cheat shit

last spoke
hallow cypress
#

Also a lot of cheaters use uh

last spoke
#

2% is significant because it's so insignificant

hallow cypress
#

Oh shit what’s the rebecca perk for skill checks

#

The focus one

queen moth
#

i wouldnt have a clue

#

i have half the survivors and play bald dwight

hallow cypress
#

It makes the skill checks faster but more rewarding as you hit more greats in a row

#

But once you miss a great it resets

#

Cheaters just have free auto greats

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So they use that

restive pollen
#

Replaying Spider-Man 2018, forgot both how good it was and how much I miss Spider-Man 2s movement

#

Not that Spider-Man 2018 didnt have the best traversal system in games up until spidey 2

mellow birch
#

sorry, I’ve just never played or watched DBD before lol

last spoke
#

Yeah, survivors have 100% move speed and most killers are 115%

#

People are at the point where they're just innately aware of how much distance they can cover relative to each other. Throwing that off by even as little as 2% is going to seriously screw with that muscle memory

hallow cypress
#

There’s also 110%’s and a single like 97.5% or something

#

I forget what nurse moves at but fuck nurse players

last spoke
#

Nurse is 110 and I think so is huntress

#

Isn't clown like 120 or sum?

#

That mf SPEEDY

hallow cypress
#

The fuck are you on

#

No killer has a base movement over 115

#

Nurse moves slower than survivors do

queen moth
#

now that clown has haste bottles hes quite quick

last spoke
#

I coulda sworn one of clown's gimmicks was his speed

hallow cypress
#

You say now as if he hasn’t had those for years and years and years

hallow cypress
#

Not base speed

last spoke
#

I'unno last gameplay I remember of DBD was shortly after plague was added

#

And that wasn't me

#

Genuinely that might have been our original playing it, I'm not sure

hallow cypress
#

No killer has a base movement speed over 115, nurse is slower than survivors
Huntress, slinger, chucky, hag, and some others im forgetting are all 110

#

Trickster got switched to 115 recently

restive pollen
#

Sorry to yap on but gaddamn I do not remember Spider-Man 2018 having this many plot holes

#

Still goated tho

heavy ivy
#

i like the sandman scene but i havent seen like any of the spiderman movies

gilded bridge
heavy ivy
#

where he becomes sandman

#

technical marvel for the time and really moving

gilded bridge
#

Movies are overrated anyway

harsh vault
#

hai chat

kindred ginkgo
#

Do yall miss etika

gilded bridge
gilded bridge
kindred ginkgo
#

Etika bro

heavy ivy
#

heya floofferrrz

kindred ginkgo
harsh vault
gilded bridge
gilded bridge
harsh vault
#

etika

#

the nintendo switch guy

gilded bridge
#

I'll Google him just a moment

#

I have never seen him before

#

This is the first time I hear about him

stone nexus
#

Balls.

toxic hawk
harsh vault
#

tarkoving

toxic hawk
#

go to bed

harsh vault
#

no

gilded bridge
strange spruce
#

bro is tarkoving it,,....

harsh vault
strange spruce
#

😔

toxic hawk
harsh vault
#

kek

#

SEEE

#

I TOLD YOU LORD

strange spruce
#

bro

harsh vault
#

IT IS YOU

strange spruce
#

okay yikes am not duke

harsh vault
#

you sure?

strange spruce
#

yeah

strange spruce
gilded bridge
#

That's what I thought

eternal flax
#

Jiggy!!!!!!

#

Jiffy jiffy

carmine monolith
#

jigglypuff?

#

main charatcer of hit game air riders?

eternal flax
#

Awawawwa

carmine monolith
#

owaoaow?

oblique stream
eternal flax
eternal flax
mellow raven
#

Spiffo in disguise

oblique stream
gilded bridge
#

Isn't it a slur?

eternal flax
mellow raven
#

Oh.

oblique stream
eternal flax
#

Jiffy never heard jiffy as insult

oblique stream
#

Stratus VOS (Virtual Operating System) uses a jiffy of 1/65,536 second to express date and time (number of jiffies elapsed since 1 January 1980 00:00 Greenwich Mean Time). Stratus also defines the microjiffy, being 1/65,536 of a regular jiffy.
Microjiffy🥺

eternal flax
#

The smallest jiffy

burnt kite
#

giffy

mellow raven
#

Iffy..

quasi slate
carmine monolith
#

not the minecraft sponsired chicken jockey

#

thats a mojang post

#

yes i follow them bite me

burnt kite
#

pluh!

gilded bridge
quasi slate
#

chicken hockey

surreal mirage
#

Moopy jockey

spark vessel
#

I BRING NEWS THE POPE HAS DIED

surreal mirage
#

So he has

spark vessel
#

:(

stable yacht
#

rip

carmine monolith
#

what was the popes name again

stable yacht
#

francis

carmine monolith
#

frankie?

#

ah francis

frosty tulip
#

Pope Frankie sounds funnier tho

carmine monolith
#

it does

gilded bridge
#

Why is it such big news though? Most of the world is atheistic

#

Nothing is going to change

carmine monolith
#

most of the world
16.3%

#

now that 4chan finally died i can use the little greentext arrow unironically to dance on its grave

frosty tulip
#

I don't think most of the world are atheists either.

gilded bridge
#

There are very little adherence to biblical rules

carmine monolith
#

countries dont need to strictly adhere to religious values to be considered a religious country

gilded bridge
carmine monolith
#

id consider america decently religious, despite having literal seperation between church and state

#

alot of politics are very directly influenced by religion here

stable yacht
frosty tulip
#

the Queens death was pretty big news

#

but her dying didn't really drastically alter how we live.

#

or at all

carmine monolith
#

i want the queen back, she was a vibe

#

is charles even still alive

#

i stopped caring after the queen died

gilded bridge
frosty tulip
#

ye he still alive