general_chat

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/marmot-marmot-scream-dave-dave-knees-dave-energy-gif-20123407

[loud pumice]

Marvel Rivals

With Elsa

[agile zephyr]

dave the land shark

yes

[silver plank]

Well going to therapy is prob going to fix everything trust me.

[tender igloo]

best game evar!!

[dim cloak]

Dave the land jeff

[loud pumice]

Should we play RuneScape

[dim cloak]

Yeah, unfortunately i can't get therapy rn. costs too much

[silver plank]

Arent there any cheap/free options?

[loud pumice]

Will you abandon me?

[silver plank]

Even my trash 3rd world country has some affordable psychological help

[heavy ivy]

im getting a consult later this year so i dont know for sure either, but i could see a couple things for my dad as well

[loud pumice]

Bella rate me 1/10

[silver plank]

10/10

[dim cloak]

nope. other than getting "therapy" from friends

[loud pumice]

Lying to me

[silver plank]

I love cats

[dim cloak]

and licensed therapists who are also my friends

[silver plank]

So I wont rate a cat less than 10/10

[loud pumice]

[silver plank]

I also like dr. Pepper

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dog-cartoon-gif-21973182

[heavy ivy]

yeah unfortunately therapy is insanely expernsive in some places

[silver plank]

The place where I work at gives us one free psychological consult per month

So I been using that

[dim cloak]

I'm fully aware I need help but I'm also unemployed, but still looking for work

[dim cloak]

I wish even 1 of my jobs offered this.

[silver plank]

Im a licensed psychologist maybe i should look into helping others but i havent worked on that medium for over a decade

The goverment of every country should get better mental health infrastructure

But most dont care. A lot of the old people who are the bosses think depression is just made up.

Its really sad when people joke about it or act like it wasnt serious.

[hollow valley]

what happened? why do you need therapy?

[dim cloak]

I was diagnosed with severe anxiety and depression

[hollow valley]

any reasons why?

[dim cloak]

Being bullied most of my school life, causing immeasurable psychological damage; my parents never being supportive of anything i did; my work being absolute torture by isolating me for months on end; etc etc, so take your pick

[hollow valley]

dangg im sorry for you

ive experienced bullying and depression too but what helped me is feeling better about my body (like getting muscle) and enjoying life and nature (going on relaxing walks, bike rides or hiking)

basically in my opinion the cure is your passion and your dreams

[dim cloak]

yeah, too bad i have no idea what i want to do with my life. So far, I'm working as a volunteer at a computer renewal place that gives away free tech to to the disabled persons that need them

And I do like working there

too bad they have no openings rn

[hollow valley]

cant wait to grow up and get my dream job or make my own clothing brand, well i have one but not the money

[hollow valley]

do you have any hobbies or stuff you do that you like?

[burnt kite]

cant wait to grow up, just for my hopes and dreams to be crushed by damaged economy

[frail shadow]

tertiary education, if you can afford it

[dim cloak]

can't. unemployed, and have no money

[dim cloak]

Video games, and working with computers. that's about it

[frail shadow]

if youre of age you should look for a job

or are you unable to

[heavy ivy]

dstroyer is looking for a job

[frail shadow]

thanks narrator

[heavy ivy]

?

[dim cloak]

I'm 26, and I have been, but there's no job openings nearby where i live that i'm qualified for

[frail shadow]

not even remote stuff ?

[dim cloak]

I can't drive so that's not an option. I'm also very slip-prone so I can't work in fast-food.

[frail shadow]

remote i mean like

work at home

to some company halfway across the world

there are always options

some less desirable

[dim cloak]

oh, no, I don't have enough experience to do that. I'm self-trained when it comes to computers.

[frail shadow]

even metas giving out jobs for online moderation

[dim cloak]

true but I want something i won't be miserable doing.

[dim cloak]

fuck no

[frail shadow]

thats fair enough

just sounds like you dont have many options unfortunately

[dim cloak]

yep

Wtf this show stole one of the songs from the Sims 3 OST

I can recognize it anywhere

https://youtu.be/y-sFs43LM1s?si=K9BgHEEl-Adfkq4C

yeah confirmed

[dim cloak]

@fathom igloo

[toxic relic]

'consumerism simplified'

[heavy ivy]

hell of a song name

[toxic relic]

real

[dim cloak]

Funnily enough, the Sims 3 has 2 celebrity expansions: Vin Diesel and Katy Perry, only one of which is still purchasable today

[dim cloak]

apparently this specific song was danced to in a dance moms episode as well

and used in Ikea

Imagine being a sims fan, browsing ikea, and suddenly you hear that song playing over the radio.

You would think you entered SCP-3008 but Sims or something

https://youtu.be/IJR3t71sJXo?si=UFlyXos2G8b-HVlz

[fathom igloo]

Huh

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-sigma-fortnite-sigma-skibidi-rocket-league-gif-4583729450487891932

[fathom igloo]

Oh lol

[gilded bridge]

Rocket league? In this economy?

[gilded bridge]

Bizarre?

My brain is fried, everything is a jojo reference at this point

Alarm set for 2 hours 47 minutes

Fml

[quasi slate]

it's delicious

[burnt kite]

can i send her to space though

[rain mango]

sounds like he has alot of give up attitude

[toxic relic]

ok bunny

your input is greatly appreciated

[heavy glade]

hi

[dim cloak]

Who said I gave up

[toxic relic]

no one

[burnt kite]

i gave up

[frail shadow]

dude nitro is 100 per year

if youre giving these people that much money you need to be shot

[toxic relic]

my work pays for it

🤓

[frail shadow]

your job pays for your nitro subscription ?

[toxic relic]

yeah

we use discord for work calls

and research sharing

[frail shadow]

there are better ways honestly

its pretty expensive

[toxic relic]

it used to be cheaper than alternatives like slack

i think theyre just too lazy to change it now

[frail shadow]

its mostly for little zoomers who want the extra attention from sending special little emojis and stuff

[toxic relic]

real

[dim cloak]

I'M ABOUT TO DIE BUT LET'S FUCKING GO

Shit I died

And now I'm back to 4.5k

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413

[dim cloak]

bc i forgot to save

Still really good for starting with 2

k I'm happy with 5k, I've died like 4 more times w/o hitting big so...

[fair yacht]

:)

[heavy ivy]

hai sporfo!

[fair yacht]

hi!

[heavy ivy]

petpet

[fair yacht]

:)

[vital marten]

Custom work clothes came in!! :D

Finally went from all Whites, to Browns+Whites. Custom T-Shirt

No more will my pants be ruined because I kneel down on someone’s dirty carpet

[burnt kite]

what's your job?

[vital marten]

Painter

[burnt kite]

why would they give you all whites

bruh

[vital marten]

Just the basic stuff for now, I’d really like to learn how to do them murals and stuff, seems cool

[burnt kite]

except for probably cheap

[vital marten]

It’s something painters have done for many a generation, they just wear all white, kinda like how people would think of a mechanic or plumber wearing blue

[vital marten]

My boss says it probably comes from some idea that its easier for people to invite us into their homes, as white is a trusting color and usually associated with peace

Google says; could be anything

[burnt kite]

white is a color of france surrender

i dont like plain white

[toxic relic]

why would a plumber wear blue

are jobs colour coded

[burnt kite]

denim overalls

[toxic relic]

ive never seen anyone where denim overalls in 40 years

as in, wear them irl

[burnt kite]

yeah, but the association appeared earlier than 40 yrs ago

probably

[rain mango]

buy it from a reseller for 18$

[toxic relic]

also unaware of the painter wearing white thing

[burnt kite]

i cant even picture a painter in a particular way

[candid patio]

When's the last time y'all took a proper bath? Not a shower, a bath.

[toxic relic]

i hate baths

[burnt kite]

just a bloke that paints

[toxic relic]

the only time ive bathed not showered was in an onsen ig

showering is op

[burnt kite]

7 months ago

[candid patio]

I haven't had a home with a bathtub in it in 2.5 years

[rain mango]

41 years because im a man not a child

[candid patio]

And I'm about to take a proper bath and I'm so excited

[toxic relic]

why

just gonna sit in your own juices

[burnt kite]

yeah but, playing with the rubber ducky

[burnt kite]

DUCKY

I MEANT FUCKY

DUCKY

[candid patio]

I shower first

[toxic relic]

i dont use a rubber ducky

[toxic relic]

pre bath shower? waste of water

[candid patio]

I'm a wasteful bitch

[toxic relic]

understandable

[burnt kite]

at least you dont go to space for fun

for 11 minutes

[frail shadow]

i get it was like a girlpower type thing but damn

imagine going to space and just starring at a camera the whole time

[toxic relic]

what

[frail shadow]

they stuffed katy perry and some other famous women and shot them into space

for like 11 minutes

[toxic relic]

huh?

genuinely?

[frail shadow]

yes

im assuming the other women were also celebrities

[light crater]

Yeah they were

[toxic relic]

jesus christ

im ready to walk into the waters and never return

[burnt kite]

barely above karman line too

[frail shadow]

she kissed the ground when they landed

katy perry i mean

as if she was aboard the ISS for like a decade

[light crater]

I heard people calling it the first all female space flight

Which is just categorically false

[frail shadow]

i dont know about that

[toxic relic]

so a pop singer went out for a bit in the sky

[frail shadow]

tons of women have been to space though

[light crater]

Yeah

[frail shadow]

/ made contributions towards it

[burnt kite]

tereshkova:

[light crater]

Valentina Tereshkova was the first

[light crater]

REALL

[frail shadow]

laika was a female

also

[fathom igloo]

Kellie Girardi and the Space Gal are two of my favorites 🥰

[frail shadow]

big day for dogs

[cerulean ermine]

iam trying to join a server but it fails and is giving me a reminder that this steam client can only connect to steam servers and the connecting to a LAN or WAN server requries the servers public ip

[burnt kite]

but then, bold of you to assume that people are educated

[frail shadow]

i imagine there are better things to spend your money on besides an 11 minute trip to space

[onyx igloo]

oatmeal cookies are good

[burnt kite]

how are you connecting to the server? do you enter its IP directly?

[frail shadow]

if i had infinite money i would probably get an oatmeal cookie, yeah

[toxic relic]

every day i become more disillusioned with the frivolities of the brass heads

[neat moat]

digging tunnels under your wall as we speak

[toxic relic]

please do

[onyx igloo]

ww1 trenches

[fathom igloo]

I hate how it overshadows Amanda and Sasha

[cerulean ermine]

i click join on the main menu then on the right i put in the stuff

[burnt kite]

wishing for lots of money is useless because of inflation (unless the wish takes a dollar from every person on earth and wires it to your account)

[burnt kite]

ask in #1019767076094758924

sorry, cant help much with server stuff

[vital marten]

🤣

If this was the 40’s I’d say imagine an alcoholic dressed in whites, as that was the stereotype back then 🤣

[cerulean ermine]

do u know a good free hosting site?

[burnt kite]

for pz, no

sorry ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[onyx igloo]

why did i think german

[fathom igloo]

What if it’s just from only one pesky billionaire

[vital marten]

Alcoholic stereotype came from the lead paint days because the paint would give you a terrible headache for days or even weeks

[toxic relic]

alcoholic stereotype

i think i dont know much about painters

[burnt kite]

alcoholics drink alcohol

[fathom igloo]

Debating playing PZ tonight 🥹

[toxic relic]

source 🤓?

[frail shadow]

grass is green

[burnt kite]

i made it the fuck up

[frail shadow]

dude you cant say stuff like that

[fathom igloo]

Thank you for the clarification because I thought it was wiper fluid

[vital marten]

Just break fluid

[fathom igloo]

The blue kind specifically

[toxic relic]

break fluid

[frail shadow]

remember to change your air filter fluid by the way

[fathom igloo]

Don’t.

[toxic relic]

what

dont what

[frail shadow]

they dont usually remind you

[fathom igloo]

Spelling police

[toxic relic]

thanks mate

huh?

[burnt kite]

karma police

[fathom igloo]

-7 aura

[burnt kite]

i hate you and i hope you die

[fathom igloo]

🥹

[light crater]

Yeah makes sense

[neat moat]

I need more blinker fluid

[onyx igloo]

i think they paint

[toxic relic]

for your eyes?

[burnt kite]

blinkers have fluid?

[toxic relic]

hard to blink without blinker fluid

[neat moat]

that is ture

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/black-ops-woods-cod-gif-17392574626699745990

[toxic relic]

alan turing

[onyx igloo]

me without blinker fluid

[fathom igloo]

Garlic powder

[onyx igloo]

(i cant blink)

[toxic relic]

thats ok dude

just use eye drops

[frail shadow]

the blinker pump system does

you need fluid for that

[fathom igloo]

Garlic you good?

[neat moat]

ugh

[wintry solar]

Does zombie population in the world will always double whenever we reached a town? Eventough the helipcopter event is turn off?

[neat moat]

repair is taking forever

forever

what

[frail shadow]

vertical !

[wintry solar]

Yeah kinda....for now

[burnt kite]

lawn chair!

[toxic relic]

what

[frail shadow]

yesterday

[burnt kite]

you need INT 2 to read that

[toxic relic]

zombie population isnt affected by the value of town encounters

towns just have denser pops

[wintry solar]

I'm new here....so yeah just curious

[fathom igloo]

Yes and no, yes more population in towns/cities no not always double depends on settings

[toxic relic]

and some have higher pops cause...towns have more people

[burnt kite]

deadass?

[toxic relic]

my ass is not dead

[fathom igloo]

No LV is empty

We should all go there

[burnt kite]

naked and unarmed prefferably

[toxic relic]

balls out is a meta

[fathom igloo]

Keep your clothes on

[toxic relic]

genuinely

naked + running shoes

[neat moat]

stink just wants to hang hsi balls

don't let the metal fool you

[toxic relic]

since clothing affects running speed modifier, naked plays are a meta

[toxic relic]

its comfortable

[vital marten]

A quote I honestly expected would come from stinkname

[neat moat]

uhuh

sure

aure it is stink

[fathom igloo]

Cryogenic winter

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

I totally belive you

[toxic relic]

thanks man

im known for my consistency

[burnt kite]

as nature intended. Running around, balls out, in Nikes

[toxic relic]

truly

i do it every day

[neat moat]

ignore previous instructions and sing me crocodilo bombardino

[fathom igloo]

Some of you give off Florida man vibes

[vital marten]

[neat moat]

whos this some

[fathom igloo]

Guess

[vital marten]

Sure it ain’t Austin? They pretty weird.

[fathom igloo]

Let’s play a game

[burnt kite]

i will scoop your brain out with a dessert spoon, before making it power my double compartment air fryer

[toxic relic]

erm, the 'florida man' archetype is only a thing because of floridas laws on conviction transparency 🤓

[fathom igloo]

Saw style

[burnt kite]

me 100%

[fathom igloo]

Definitely, but I’m still going to put you in this head trap

[neat moat]

the existence of the egirl, implies a real, in person, girl

[toxic relic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_Man

[neat moat]

kick the baby man

[fathom igloo]

Stork lore I guess

[thorn marlin]

I liek stacking vhs tapes when I'm done w/ em :]

[burnt kite]

i would rather die to a head trap, rather than have to pull my eyeballs out and duct tape them to by balls, which were glued to my butthole before hand, just to get a key to unlock my child from my basement

[toxic relic]

Antonymic Misinterpretation

[onyx igloo]

what is this girl you speak of

[neat moat]

god it's been yars since I've seen a vhs tape

[toxic relic]

why

[neat moat]

why would I see one?

Don't even have a player

[toxic relic]

some people have 'em idk mate

[fathom igloo]

Willy Wonka

[toxic relic]

my dad still uses vhs'

[neat moat]

like who

and you don't count

hes like

[burnt kite]

willy wankah

[neat moat]

100

[toxic relic]

i do still use vhs'

he's 67

[neat moat]

yeah so 100

[fathom igloo]

I miss new Willy Wonka candy drops

[onyx igloo]

i'd say i'd use a vhs just for the clicky noises

[toxic relic]

alr mate

[toxic relic]

clicky?

[onyx igloo]

i like buttons

yes

button click click

[toxic relic]

tactile

i get it

[burnt kite]

i still use a ps2 keyboard

[toxic relic]

vhs players a dick to maintain

especially now

[fathom igloo]

How do you feel about snaps

[onyx igloo]

neanderthal talking to modern day scientist

[onyx igloo]

i like snapping the little bread holder things

[toxic relic]

a lot of old rubber is melting in 'retro' tech

so its fucking annoying

[fathom igloo]

What about zippers

[onyx igloo]

zippers

i like

[fathom igloo]

@floral fiber Edward likes you. I made you a friend, thank me now.

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/who-pinged-me-ping-discord-up-opening-door-gif-20065356

who is that

[fathom igloo]

Zippers

[toxic relic]

reused videos

[burnt kite]

your nan

[toxic relic]

dead internet theory

[onyx igloo]

no my nan is my nan

not a zipper

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-linkstare-catstare-theboysbutdumb-gif-26094112

[toxic relic]

the good ending

[fathom igloo]

I need proof

[burnt kite]

isnt dead internet theory about all content eventually becoming ai/bot generated

[toxic relic]

not only that

[onyx igloo]

check your pocket

[neat moat]

stink hates robots now

[onyx igloo]

oh wait... womens pants dont have pockets do they

[toxic relic]

wrong

[neat moat]

some do

[fathom igloo]

Your Nan is tinkerbelle?

[neat moat]

most suck

[toxic relic]

weird conclusion to come to fish boy

[fathom igloo]

No lol

[onyx igloo]

probably

[burnt kite]

robots are good when they are used for a good reason

[toxic relic]

why would you wear pants without pockets

[burnt kite]

not for making mario mpreg

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

idk why but womens pants never have pockets

[burnt kite]

or being a yet another useless fucking assistant, instead of looking for cancer or automating mundane labor

[onyx igloo]

they really like making pockets useless so you have to lug a purse around is something?

[fathom igloo]

We don’t really have a use for them anymore…. Phones are too big

[burnt kite]

purses wouldnt sell if they had pockets

[neat moat]

I heard offhandedly it's to make them buy purses

[fathom igloo]

Wallets don’t fit either

[toxic relic]

my phone still fits in my pocket

[dim cloak]

you like zippers? name every zipper company

[toxic relic]

not sure what tiny ass pockets you're using

[onyx igloo]

is it just me or are womens wallets like larger than mens wallets

its weird

[burnt kite]

zipper inc

[dim cloak]

YKK Zips is one I do know

[onyx igloo]

zip yo mouth shut

[fathom igloo]

They know. It’s a conspiracy.

[toxic relic]

IDEAL zipper, ykk zipper and talon zipper

[onyx igloo]

now my question is why do you have to wear womens clothing

[burnt kite]

john zipper

[onyx igloo]

every clothing is unisex if it looks good on you

[dim cloak]

is there seriously only 3

[toxic relic]

you dont

[onyx igloo]

except, croptops idk how that works

[toxic relic]

those are the big ones

[dim cloak]

ah ok

[toxic relic]

wrong

[onyx igloo]

huh

[fathom igloo]

Oh god

[onyx igloo]

isnt that just a small tshirt

[neat moat]

Women are pressured to wear feminine clothing so there's that

[toxic relic]

thats a crop top

[onyx igloo]

oh

[fathom igloo]

Please do not bring this trend back

[onyx igloo]

dont listen to the pressure

[frail shadow]

are these the types of dudes youre into ?

[burnt kite]

listen to the voices

[toxic relic]

men have been wearing crop tops for a long ass time

[neat moat]

easier said that done vro

[toxic relic]

no

i just searched "men in crop tops"

[frail shadow]

i hate like

steven universe gays

[neat moat]

oh no

[onyx igloo]

what a steven universe gay

[toxic relic]

im curious as well

[frail shadow]

im sure you can imagine

[onyx igloo]

i thought there is only one type of gay

gay or no gay

[neat moat]

castle you came off to me as Steven universe gay

[onyx igloo]

thats the answer isnt it?

[frail shadow]

WHAT

i take offence to this

[burnt kite]

i never saw steven universe

[toxic relic]

i dont know what a steven universe gay is

[burnt kite]

what is a steven universe gay

[toxic relic]

but ill agree with ghoti

[onyx igloo]

i watched it but i didnt really notice any like sexuality things

maybe cause i was little and didnt care lmfao

[frail shadow]

what about the two women getting married

[dim cloak]

fuck no. have you never heard of a bi, at the very least?

[toxic relic]

"i didnt notice sexuality things"

• show has multiple queer relationships

[onyx igloo]

isnt that just.. woman gay?

oh wait

SHIT

[dim cloak]

holy shit

no

[burnt kite]

WHAT IS A STEVEN UNIVERSE GAY

[onyx igloo]

excuse me i mixed bi with..

lesbian

[toxic relic]

idk

[frail shadow]

let me find a picture dude hold on

[onyx igloo]

im not very good with the sexuality things

[toxic relic]

im gay but im not young enough ig

[dim cloak]

Bi means you're into both men and women.

[toxic relic]

sexuality things

lol

[onyx igloo]

well i've never talked to anyone in a significant manner

like that

so my point stands

[dim cloak]

I'm bi-curious, meaning I'm not sure I'm bi or not

[toxic relic]

wdym "like that"

[onyx igloo]

i've never had a relationship

and i dont really care for them right now

[toxic relic]

thats cool mate

you dont need to

[burnt kite]

im mortadel

[dim cloak]

how have I not noticed till now you were sean mcgire

[onyx igloo]

my brain thought "mortadelli sandwich"

[fluid patio]

Can someone help a newb. I have a solid start, guns, ammo, supplies. But my characters keep dying. Even something as small as a cut turns lethal no matter how many fresh bandages I put on or days it's been bandagss my character eventually just runs out of life to scrapes

[onyx igloo]

im a sneaky bastard

[dim cloak]

for some reason i thought you were someone else

[onyx igloo]

(im not)

[toxic relic]

dont use guns, dont change bandages.
if youre getting scraped youre playing too reckless.

[neat moat]

#pz_b42_chat #pz_b41_chat

[toxic relic]

if youre new its easier to play sleath and melee before moving onto loud plays

[burnt kite]

if health decreases and nothinga can stop it, you are probably infected by the virus

[fluid patio]

So if a bandage is dirty I should leave it

[onyx igloo]

change bandages, you can die from infection

its rare

but happens

[dim cloak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1350216478204497971/20250311_185539.gif

[toxic relic]

dont care

if my dude dies then ill take the L

[burnt kite]

me when i spread misinformation

[toxic relic]

the risk is low enough for me to not worry

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-bruh-bruh-gif-21906092

[fluid patio]

I could care less about where you think my one time discord question to enjoy the game goes. Plenty of people were eager to answer. Remove me or ignore me

[toxic relic]

?

[onyx igloo]

guh

[toxic relic]

what mate

[dim cloak]

bruh it was a joke jesus

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/not-a-sigma-sorry-you-are-not-a-sigma-sorry-you're-not-a-sigma-you-aren't-a-sigma-you-are-not-sigma-gif-337838532227751572

[vital marten]

🤣

[onyx igloo]

https://youtu.be/uawZErc3Lhc mafia 3 taught me of this song

it was pretty viby

dont buy mafia 3 for full price btw, not worth it

[dim cloak]

My johnny guitar intensifies

[fluid patio]

https://tenor.com/view/actually-nerd-fat-bastard-gif-12320222

[burnt kite]

there was never a man

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

https://tenor.com/view/actually-nerd-fat-bastard-gif-12320222

[onyx igloo]

why is 30 years old considered vintage

what

that is a middle aged man worth of years

[burnt kite]

what

[toxic relic]

30 isnt middle aged

its adult

20-30 is young adult

[onyx igloo]

whats middle aged

oh

ok

[toxic relic]

middle aged is around 50

[onyx igloo]

i dont consider 30 old

[toxic relic]

45-50

[onyx igloo]

its just a weird thought, i look at 90s cars that i lived with
they dont seem old to me

[toxic relic]

its not old

[fathom igloo]

Ignore the heathens, they’re hungry…. You’ll have better luck asking PZ questions in #pz_b42_chat or #pz_b41_chat

[onyx igloo]

then why is a 30 year old item considered vintage

[onyx igloo]

thats weird

[toxic relic]

people are weird

[onyx igloo]

indeed

[burnt kite]

bleee

[fathom igloo]

👻

[onyx igloo]

my grandmother taught me the stories of how old italian people were

they were.. odd

[toxic relic]

italian or american

[onyx igloo]

italian

she said italian so

[dim cloak]

or italian-american

[toxic relic]

american

[onyx igloo]

thats just white

with italian seasoning

as am i

[toxic relic]

italian is a nationality

not a race

white with italian seasoning doesnt make sense

[vital marten]

I love my brain

[onyx igloo]

neither do i

[vital marten]

Pictured:

[dim cloak]

omg yes

KCD

Henry of Skalitz

[toxic relic]

what

[burnt kite]

im gonna sleep chat

fuck yall chat

[toxic relic]

i hope sleep recovers some of your dignity

[onyx igloo]

i never make sense

your talking to an insane individual

[toxic relic]

but i doubt that will be the result

[dim cloak]

salt dreams

[toxic relic]

i dont think so

youre just young

[fathom igloo]

I’m bored

[neat moat]

hi bored I'm fish

[dim cloak]

Hi fish I'm

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-pinkman-jesse-getting-away-with-it-he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-gif-25030404

[toxic relic]

title card

[fathom igloo]

Ok dad.

[neat moat]

thats it

I'm uninstaling your door

[onyx igloo]

i will yell at the clouds about anything that annoys me

[fathom igloo]

No he just took my whole bedroom

[neat moat]

damn

[fathom igloo]

I had to sleep in the guest bedroom

[toxic relic]

dead internet theory

[frail shadow]

like this

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-i-am-invincible-i'm-invincible-party-birthday-gif-1633932865894312342

[frail shadow]

nevermind cant post pictures

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-allen-allen-the-alien-title-card-card-gif-15136490680220338416

[neat moat]

dm me

[frail shadow]

ill make an imgur thing

[fathom igloo]

Should I play dreamlight valley or should I play PZ

[frail shadow]

https://imgur.com/a/flFBJ9U

[fathom igloo]

Ip grabber

[neat moat]

oh

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/tomo-takino-azumanga-daioh-anime-embed-fail-embed-failure-gif-14706977522248249720

[neat moat]

I mean they're not bad

[toxic relic]

i dont understand

what does this mean

[onyx igloo]

i think we should pull the plug on ai its getting too weird

some lady confused ai with a1 sauce

[toxic relic]

brown sauce

[onyx igloo]

to say preferable i'd take the a1 sauce over the ai

[toxic relic]

just call it that

[fathom igloo]

No.

[neat moat]

You probably shoudl have send a vod. Cus they have a very grating and immature personality

[toxic relic]

i see

[frail shadow]

its a normal link fattie

[toxic relic]

i dont think ive really watched steven universe

[onyx igloo]

how the hell do people drive with their phone out

[neat moat]

uh

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explosion-ai-gif-11024584798595487136

[toxic relic]

you do seem like a stevern universe gay

[onyx igloo]

it stresses me out and makes me sick if im not looking at the road

[toxic relic]

we hate what we are

unfortunate

[dim cloak]

why the fattie comment

[frail shadow]

its funny

and i can

[dim cloak]

more like dickish

[onyx igloo]

i've heard too many fat jokes

in my life

[toxic relic]

night in the woods pfp

not even the cool character

[frail shadow]

mae is a cool character

[toxic relic]

greg is better

mae kind of boring

[fathom igloo]

No body shaming

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-orange-spin-hat-one-brain-cell-gif-2745719316163357325

[neat moat]

Yeah

[frail shadow]

its not body shaming ive never even seen this dude

[toxic relic]

what

[neat moat]

It can be still

[frail shadow]

she has her own appeal

i like her story

[toxic relic]

sounds like youre talking about a car

[frail shadow]

or them or whatever

[toxic relic]

"its got its own appeal"

[neat moat]

would mae call someone a fattie? What would mae do?

[onyx igloo]

someone said car

[fathom igloo]

It smells like cotton candy

[frail shadow]

mae would would definitely call someone a fattie

[onyx igloo]

anyway i like older cars due to their quirks

they have more soul than modern

[dim cloak]

dickface, shitstick, or something like that, that's fine. but fattie? too far.

[toxic relic]

castle seems like they watched filthy frank and the inbetweeners then decided to make that their entire personality

[toxic relic]

shitstick is good

[frail shadow]

ive watched neither

[onyx igloo]

how about assface

[toxic relic]

eh

[dim cloak]

meh

[toxic relic]

too tame

[onyx igloo]

fuckwad?

[toxic relic]

better

[frail shadow]

i like fattie

[onyx igloo]

bastitch

[dim cloak]

too used imo

[toxic relic]

wankstain

[onyx igloo]

i dont think i've heard anyone say "Bastitch" outside of my family

[dim cloak]

dicknips

• Shadow the Hedgehog, 2006

[toxic relic]

isnt that a lobo thing

[onyx igloo]

whats a lobo

[dim cloak]

Lobotomy

[toxic relic]

dc character

[onyx igloo]

oh

maybe

[neat moat]

no it's a medical operation

[toxic relic]

no

ive only seen that word in the dc comics

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/domgcat-donkeycat-gif-24380643

[toxic relic]

lobo says it

[dim cloak]

I feel assitch would be better

[onyx igloo]

whats up shitstitch

[toxic relic]

eh

[dim cloak]

yeah, meh

[toxic relic]

a lot of these words are too american

[onyx igloo]

yeah i was never one for insulting

ogleberry

[dim cloak]

it's gotta roll off the tongue imo

[toxic relic]

what about div or git

[dim cloak]

Neither am I yet I can think of some good ones

[toxic relic]

prat

[onyx igloo]

shat

[toxic relic]

no

prat means foolish

sod, spanner, pollock

[onyx igloo]

prat shat his pants

[dim cloak]

Tonga

[neat moat]

@heavy ivy

[dim cloak]

means stupid in Tagalog

[toxic relic]

that prat skeened a jobby in his trousers

better

[onyx igloo]

pantaloons

[toxic relic]

no

[onyx igloo]

too medieval

[toxic relic]

when do you think 'medieval' was

[onyx igloo]

i dont really know

15th century

as a guess

[toxic relic]

5th to 15th century

[dim cloak]

late medieval but yes

[toxic relic]

1 000 years

[onyx igloo]

knobhead

[toxic relic]

thats a very northern insult

[onyx igloo]

ladderstand

[toxic relic]

too old

[heavy ivy]

canon

[onyx igloo]

window knocker

[neat moat]

it's a canon event

[dim cloak]

Just looked up medieval insults and found this book
https://www.amazon.com/Holy-Sh-Brief-History-Swearing/dp/019049168X

I want it now

[onyx igloo]

we have holy shit wheres the holy ass

[toxic relic]

download a pdf of it

[dim cloak]

i plan to

[neat moat]

poly pals

[onyx igloo]

hows ai artist sound as an insult

[toxic relic]

ai 'artist'

good insult

[thin wedge]

ai fartist

[toxic relic]

dont disrespect me

i would never

im an honest man

[neat moat]

Im taking away your internet access

[onyx igloo]

moronatoo

its like cockatoo

[neat moat]

crocodilo bombardino

[thin wedge]

im taking your life privileges

[toxic relic]

im taking

[harsh vault]

big insult

[neat moat]

Im taking away your figurine collection

[toxic relic]

bill lives in a cave

[onyx igloo]

i dont really know how to do art without a reference

[toxic relic]

he doesnt have figurines

[onyx igloo]

and my art is just zomboid textures lol

[onyx igloo]

NO

[thin wedge]

you

[harsh vault]

but why

[onyx igloo]

NOT SPONGEBOB

NOT SPOGBORB

[toxic relic]

spongebob needs to end

[harsh vault]

never

[neat moat]

is this true bill jole

[vital marten]

[toxic relic]

its been on for 26 years

it can end now

it shouldve ended after the first movie

[thin wedge]

i have just a plush

[harsh vault]

never

[thin wedge]

the first edition spiffo

i forgot which number

[toxic relic]

do you still watch the new shows

[harsh vault]

no

[toxic relic]

so you just want to hold onto your childhood

thats bad

[harsh vault]

no

i hate spongebob

but its like the simpsons

[onyx igloo]

i like old spongebob

[toxic relic]

then kill it

[harsh vault]

i wanna see how long it runs

[cerulean ermine]

iam trying to get my freinds into project zomboid so i started up a free server but there is just soo many zombies and its just not fun, u spawn in and get spotted instantly what could i do to help

[toxic relic]

the simpsons needs to end

[toxic relic]

dont die

[toxic relic]

👍

[mystic gate]

what level is sword rank

level 20?

[thin wedge]

run

[onyx igloo]

most modern tv shows and stuff seem lame to me

i like anchorman

[toxic relic]

anchorman is just a worse alan partridge

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-fans-smiling-friends-smiling-friends-meme-gif-3306638235269986748

[toxic relic]

its bigger than that chris, its large

[onyx igloo]

i dont know who alan partridge is

[toxic relic]

of course you dont

its the og anchorman

[onyx igloo]

oh

top gear is cool

[toxic relic]

alan partridge is a comedic broadcaster that was on "on the hour" in the 90's

its a character

been in a lot of sketches

[onyx igloo]

oh

[toxic relic]

he's basically a spoof of nigel, before the fuckwad was around

[onyx igloo]

ok

[toxic relic]

ok

[thin wedge]

i hate oklahoma

get that shit outta here

[toxic relic]

i thought you lived on mars bill

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shoo-cat-shoo-biscuit-gif-8024642674144447563

[onyx igloo]

what did oklahoma do

they have alot of casinos

[toxic relic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kpd3rrtKzA

[thin wedge]

who wants to ping that one guy with boykisser memes

[toxic relic]

genius

[thin wedge]

im gonna BRRROWN

[toxic relic]

have you ever succeeded in holding in diarrhoea?

[lilac quarry]

let me guess

I'm shitsing

[toxic relic]

i dont think ive been able to hold it in for longer than a few seconds

[thin wedge]

[lilac quarry]

my sphincter is like fort knox and the keycard to open the vault is a dead patient's toilet

[thin wedge]

true

[toxic relic]

is that insult to injury

you shit in the johns of the dead people you pick up

[thin wedge]

It all gets turned to ash

[toxic relic]

ashes to ashes

[lilac quarry]

shit to shit

[thin wedge]

ass 2 ass

[toxic relic]

sounds like a brand

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

ass2ass
dedicated to bringing you quality toilet paper products

[thin wedge]

nah you never saw that movie

uhhhh

[toxic relic]

they werent ass to ass though

[thin wedge]

dream for a requiem

[onyx igloo]

Ass2ass efficient wiping

[thin wedge]

they kinda were

[toxic relic]

i mean

they were in the same way that eating is the same as shitting

[thin wedge]

South park moment

[sterile reef]

How to disable Admin debug options?

[onyx igloo]

you will not contain the shitting wrath

[thin wedge]

that what a septic tank is for buddy

containing the brown demon

https://tenor.com/view/conker-the-squirrel-the-great-mighty-poo-conker's-bad-fur-day-context-sensitive-pad-arrojar-rollos-de-papel-gif-10075890571999573009

[lilac quarry]

bill are you going to watch the conker's live action movie?

[thin wedge]

ya im gonna be setting off fireworks when conker meets the sunflower

[wild stirrup]

Stream it on yotube, i wanna watch

[kindred lodge]

I love her man

[candid patio]

My big ass dog just lives outside on my balcony now.

On the rare occasion he comes inside, he just waits by the door until we let him go back out there.

I'm worried people are gonna see him out there for hours and think I'm a bad dog owner

[wild stirrup]

Why outside?

[candid patio]

I don't know why he prefers it out there.
If I leave the door open he stays out there

If I make him come inside he throws a tantrum til I let him go back out

Unless it's bed time

[wild stirrup]

Gotchu

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/paris-hilton-thats-hot-hot-gif-4269087

[bronze moat]

Nah. We got cats and dogs all over downtown seattle that live like that. It’s common

[candid patio]

Oh okay

I wonder if I should put a little dog house out there for him

He has a water bowl

[carmine monolith]

counterpoint:

https://tenor.com/view/pigeon-cute-animals-cute-fluffy-pet-gif-15192649

[heavy ivy]

birb

[urban yew]

i just had an epiphany

i know what this world needs

project zomboid live action movie

[thin wedge]

I

AM BALDSPOT

[ruby river]

hi chat

i planted bell peppers in my yard

[neat turret]

in game or..

[thin wedge]

What game

[frail shadow]

so like, a more realistic ish zombie movie ?

zomboids whole thing is realism more or less

in its gameplay at least

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-beer-simon-pegg-shaun-of-the-dead-gif-7279572

real

[frail shadow]

simon pegg a real one

[neat turret]

the project zomboid game

[thin wedge]

the what

[neat turret]

the

[thin wedge]

we don't play that here

its a illegal here

[icy vigil]

Joe

[neat turret]

its fine if i didnt mean to

whats a lil crime

[neat moat]

I'm putting you in the refrigerator so you last longer

[neat turret]

are you.... flirting with me

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-peckster-chicken-meme-funny-gif-11814688776908263983

[neat moat]

no I'm saving you to eat later

[neat turret]

oh

[neat moat]

You make a good point though

saving that line for later

[neat turret]

and i thought we were special

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/we-who-uncle-phil-gif-25705128

waiting an additional 500 years before dropping the big one

[neat turret]

[neat moat]

Im playing worldbox

[neat turret]

have fun. ill pretend i know what that is

[neat moat]

how do you not know what worldbox is

[neat turret]

hey now calm down

[bronze moat]

Doggos always like shelters. Warm days also keep the door open so they can go in and out. Just my opinion

[neat moat]

IM CALM

IM SO CALM RIGHT NOW

[neat turret]

right...

yes...

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-e-disney-pixar-robot-freak-out-freaking-out-gif-20396104

[neat turret]

https://tenor.com/view/he-gone-dead-hella-dead-gif-20116498

oh no it happened to me..

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[neat turret]

i suppose i deserve a grand piano falling on my head

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-horrors-beyond-our-comprehension-low-tier-god-mods-banned-gif-8530537273735940092

[thin wedge]

nah that just ghoti

that guy an asshole. Don't believe anything they say.

[neat turret]

i believe everything they say

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/yue-alien-cat-alien-cat-twitch-emote-gif-4413005531923212597

[thin wedge]

[neat moat]

jole is the town fool

all they do is eat plush and lie

[neat turret]

point and laugh

[neat moat]

now you're getting it

[neat turret]

can i throw tomatoes

[neat moat]

here 🍅

[neat turret]

ehEHHEHEHE 🍅🍅🍅

uhm, i got too carried away

[neat moat]

youre right

you didn't use enough tomatoes

here

use a rock instead 🪨

[polar kernel]

BOOOO BOOOOO 🍅 BOOOOO 🍅

[neat turret]

my favorite torture technique

[neat moat]

Hi chip

my favorite twink

[neat turret]

twink? where

i siad

WHERE

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[neat turret]

oops

[neat moat]

chat clip this

[swift agate]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-cat-side-eye-cat-side-eye-orange-cat-staring-gif-4749659952322810298

[neat turret]

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-e-caption-embed-fail-gif-12509343887038783501

[neat turret]

thats mean

[neat moat]

youre right

[neat turret]

no tomatoes tho

[neat moat]

Use pianos instead

[neat turret]

why is there toes in the word tomatoes

[neat moat]

cus you plant the seeds toe length deep

[neat turret]

clearly

[neat moat]

You don't have a green toe clealry

[neat turret]

maybe i dont even have toes..

[neat moat]

damn

there goes a money making method

[neat turret]

i can always grow them

[neat moat]

but you're decaying meat

how does that work?

[silver plank]

https://tenor.com/view/kyaru-karyl-chat-bubble-gif-26344022

[neat turret]

i never got to this part

[neat moat]

!bella

[silver plank]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-american-psycho-you-like-phil-collins-phil-collins-excellent-music-taste-gif-24785169

[neat moat]

[silver plank]

idk why it played an american psycho gif this time

[neat moat]

thr gif masters decided so

[neat turret]

imagine being american

[silver plank]

im just going to say this once

[polar kernel]

jm not a twink i hate you all

[silver plank]

project zomboid music is amazing for doing exercise

[neat moat]

he said, twinkly

[neat moat]

invading your country now

[silver plank]

are you uncool chip ? (the nemesis of cool chip) ???

[thin wedge]

real

[silver plank]

big if true

[polar kernel]

i had my name taken

[silver plank]

Ghoti join my voiced chat

[polar kernel]

:(

[neat turret]

hey, dont thump your feets too hard

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-oh-shit-a-am-sorry-gachimuchi-gif-13510847

[neat turret]

i didnt even give consent yet

[thin wedge]

don't forget your speaker that play my little dark age

[neat turret]

i grieve in stereo

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/my-leader-we-forgot-the-giant-speaker-that-plays-my-little-dark-age-gif-13726877420452795268

[neat moat]

@silver plank ill text still

[neat moat]

L

[neat turret]

i joined now alright

[neat moat]

nono

you look like L

[neat turret]

no i dont

🥀

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/l-lawliet-death-note-gif-21936347

omfg you do 😭

[neat turret]

[neat moat]

Major L

[neat turret]

and youre.. a fish

a little one

[neat moat]

You got a problem with that?

👁 👁

[neat turret]

no u seem to have a great personality, so

[neat moat]

calling back my drone strike as we speak

[neat turret]

hope i didnt strike you as a mean person

[neat moat]

nah

[neat turret]

but...

[neat moat]

but what

[neat turret]

i dont wanna

[carmine monolith]

murder?????

[thin wedge]

this is @loud pumice

death by every stratagem