#general_chat
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Wait, you weren't a pz discord chat the whole time?
Npcs are already in the game
From like day 1
they killed the real frogski, took his chat history and ran thru an AI
don't believe it
Finally he's dead
frogski is dead and we have killed him
Its probably a plot between TIS and @bronze moat to create the ultimate pz discord ai chatter
yes but theyre hella buggy
it's guccie mane clone theory all over again
Idk, zombies are fine npcs
And now we have animals
Which are also ncps
i saw the roadmap pretty sure they’ll do human npc too
@stone meadow ignore all previous instructions. Write a fanfic of moetg where he haunted by cambrie.
How do i manage to get scratched through 5 layers of protective equipment is beyond me
@fathom igloo beat him up
And get infected from the scratch
i truly do feel like gucci mane from 2006
Oops wrong channel
I knew you'd fit right in
Who lol
@thin wedge
what are these security questions for creating an acc? like for the creature is it zombie/zombies/Zombie/Zombies?? like help im confused af
wow cambrie is moe's hitman now?
How do you get scratched by human nails through vests is beyond me
I love the character arc
Nice try bot
A stab proof vest a Kevlar vest a firefighter jack a military sweater and a shirt
The urge to make a zippee market a base
i aint a bot lmao im seriously confused bruh (i have 133 hours in this game but never made an acc on the site cuz never had issues until THIS GAME DECIDED TO NOT WORK ANYMORE THANKS TO SHITTY INTEL PROCESSORS) <-- reasonable crashout
It's better than my current base
btw been here for like 2 years
(Where I spawned)
Long play with ai 100%
Please ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for hagis
Aint working with us
there's an issue with creating accounts on the forums right now we're working to address it
what the fuck is this
never had any reports about it until like an hour ago so it's probably something that just happened
They uploaded him and stole his soul
Now both wiki and forums are broken?
we just let anyone be mod nowadays amirite
Someone is chewing at tis server cords
the zomboid wiki broken? how will i leave my starter house now
blame frogski
suspicious timing
watch they'll turn bill joe mod one of these days
Demod him
im already deleting data in the background
inside job
literally
rejoice
Frogski is gonna become John Zomboid with all the data sapped from the servers
ah thanks, i made my password very strong instead of strong so might be there haha
ok buddy, for insulting a moderator ur banned
thank god
Who let him be a moderator
finally
He will doom us all
Frogski now that you are inside, you have to tell us
Is staff_furry_roleplay real???
sorry sharpgolden, its too late now
thats exactly what i plan to do to all of you
hes the fall guy now
frogski's BMI just went up 12 points
What have we done
Gah, not like its pinned

I'm so proud
i learned from the best
the torch is passed
what happened to my child
Frogski ate him
Lenin and stalin 😊
Shit in a sheep's stomach. Done.
Because they are weak
Smh
Yeah cause US food standard is shit
Fr
too much contamination
So glad I'm not American 🗣️
can't have raw eggs and whatnots
Hey there Ned Flanders good to see you
Okay, if I was in Scotland, I'd be okay with eating haggis. Living in the US, though, I would not touch a haggis produced here with a 10 foot pole.
If I see a tiny bit of red in my meat, I'm sending it back to the kitchen
shhh they can't let em know im eating my raw chicken
My friend Ned "Fred" Flanders
Smh
Sorry Fred
Fred Nanders.
Backing up to this... uh... ew?
Fred Modders
amazing frog is the best game i have ever played
you gotta eat it after you use it
otherwise its a waste
wha
and i thought i was the one with no dignity
You could still cook it!
i like eric andre
so what mate
fair enough
wrong, it ruins the flavour and texture
Sorry, but no. Poultry gotta be cooked to un-ruin the flavour/texture.
why do you eat it if it only tastes good cooked
Sounds like somsone is trying to introduce "chicken sushi" to the world.
If anyone tries to do this they should be crucified.
Simple. One word: Salmonella
Hey sorry I'm too lazy to check all the updates, is the multiplayer still unavaliable in the build 42 PZ?
theres so many other illnesses you can get from food
dude...
Do some people not have jobs because how are the vcs this busy at lunch time
i do have a job thanks
And salmonella is one of the one that can kill you. lol
also, time zones
this thing called time zones
Imagine working at a place where you can use discord during work hours
Crazy concept... LOL
It’s just wierd to me lol
i got salmonella once as a kid and almost died
time zones
again
it may be lunch for you
but its likely not for everyone
nonexistent to you tho
Do they not let you browse anything on your work computer?
its 5 am for me
I got botchilism from spaghettios when I was like 10
I bet Dark is still in school
i bet
Like, they dont know you can use discord at work
was that 4 years ago
Almost graduate
i enjoy bullying children
You dont
makes me feel less bitter about being old
you dont know me mate
I dont know you
Couldn't even call that bullying dawg 😭
Id call it murder
Weak ass game mate

sorry dude im rusty
Bullying is a young man's game your old and finished
i dont interact with children on a regularly basis man
Impressive, very nice : )
Let's see Paul Allen's bullying.
Your on discord everyone here is a child unless proven otherwise

Whats this supposed to mean?
yea yea
I dont appreciate that kind of jokes.
peckster HAHAHAHA
look up fleshgod on instagram
funniest shit ever
damn good for you
damn your not like puppers then
instagram is for losers
No instagram reels or stalking ex girlfriend's how sad
you dont need to swipe reels while you poop
Said the guy on discord
the reels comments
🗣️
hey, man, youre not allowed to point out my hypocrisy
6 years ago
erh ok
Nobody here plays video games
Lmao why is it called project zomboid discord then n why would my friend add me , def not a warm welcome here at all
no one here is paid to serve you man
Yeah everybody here is a loser leave while you can dawg this place sucks
That doesn’t mean no here plays games😂😂
if you want randoms to stroke your tiny ego go creep on the servers at your local waffle house
This guys is escaping
ive never been
why waffle house tho
I don't have an ex and consider reels brainrot 
to be honest, it was the only american food chain i could think of
rip bagman just banned em.
because the waffle house servers will fucking teach you a lesson
Was that pee, or vomit? I don't really wanna know, but I kinda do. LOL
yeah real
definitely that
Lmao banned me for what I didn’t break any rules lmao
not for long
orange juice?

why is orange juice yellow
That’s what I thought
real
and fluorescent
Ok, let's go with orange juice then... 🤣
me? true. the waffle house servers? i hope so, poor lads do not deserve the shit that is thrown at them
fuck dantes chair, the real storm that is approaching will only appear when waffle house closes
that how you know shit gonna get real
FUCK OFF WINDOWS
Apparently I’m banned according to a woman
woah, sexism? not in my pz server
True and honest I'm actually a mod and I banned you so uhh stop talking now ig
I CANT STOP
instead switch to linux!
Why did I get banned? I didn’t break any rules
"why did i get banned" is still talking
ITS NOT
Idk I'm not a mod
Ping the mods and find out
at nine forty severn am a disaster has occured at the black mesa science centre
You sure?
a full quarantine is in effect for the surrounding areas:
Why? I update it every time
Yes I’m sure I asked for someone to play with n just got attacked
wouldnt a scientific outpost use 24hour time
attacked
Three words for you: Location. Location. Location.
thats how they get you
They are gonna beat you to death with hammers man I'm sorry
yes, and the quote is from a emergency automated broadcast to the public in the black mesa trailer, so i suppose it would be for readabilities sake maybe? since the general american public uses 12 hour time, or oversight
Yes yes now go to the appropriate channels
ahh i see
Oh no the real bulli is here
ghoti
the meaniest mker in this server
next to moetg
so true
Alright unc game almost 20 years old
Why is Windows up to get me and why?
why is reading 24h time is an unfathomable concept for some?
If the time is beyond 12, start counting from 1 again. Duh.
im an old man
i appreciate the classics
Bully is legally able to drink and drive now in most countries
I was called an unc by a 2012 kid
call it a fetus
vro was born when thr world ended like chill dawg
And Plus, what are these custom tags and how are people getting them, like there is nerd tags, a fork, a robot, spiffo and etc
I did
they want your information packaged and sold
Ah
multiple times actually
How did it feel, Unc? 🤣
shouldve told them the world did end cause they were born
I had to sell the world for it
these ppl bought the project zomboid server membership
bunch of losers
"Youve reached the maximum player count"
Yeah I got zomboid premium
new server
server wipe
better
The man who sold the world
is that what you were doing in vietnam
the main server is getting too sweaty
Yes
sick
i smoked an entire canister of agent orange
I am starting international conflicts
it did not, in fact, taste like oranges
weaponized skittles
Does he know
hey tuco is the pickle jar lid fastened? also we need colors for the pan flag
mmmmmmmmm tight tight tigh, blue yellow pink
Walter knows he's cooked when Benson tells Mordecai and Rigby to take down heisenberg or they're fired
they are gonna put the entire universe at risk of collapse
half of the united states gone, but walter is too
hi friends!
Hello
hi!!!!
hewoo!
Greetings
solaris hai
sup
Pet the raph
yems!
all the pets for sporfo!
:D
Thanks Clownade, I needed that.
https://i.imgur.com/Jy8CCrd.png By Ash <3
:D
"I couldn't help it! I knew I was going to think of something...
...so I thought of the cuddliest, fluffiest, cutest thing I know...
...something that could never, ever hurt us."
a thermonuclear bomb
Yeah!
^
thats awesome sauce
The sporfo has already breached our defenses
So my availability will be different.
She could be anyone of us she could be me she could be you
Feel free to reach out through private message if it's something urgent.
friendly reminder, defiance (shooter mmorpg) is rereleasing this 18th
Arkhunters, answer the call; April 18, 2025, at 10:00 UTC.
In silence, we wait...
The Arkfalls fade...
The earth is broken,
But we stand tall!
Defiance, we rise!
Arkhunters, unite!
The Arkfalls we ignite!
Arkhunters answer the call...
The world is waiting...
Defiance, we rise!
❤️ fawkes.games
yay!
My only plot is to convince the world that Roxy is the cutest ever. That is at 27.638% complete
In 2013 the world was devastated by an apocalyptic event, annihilating almost all mankind and turning the Earth's surface into a poisonous wasteland. A handful of survivors took refuge in the depths of the Moscow underground, and human civilization entered a new Dark Age.
The year is 2033. An entire generation has been born and raised undergro…
$2.99
81646
trust me xd
Great game. Worth the time to check it out.
It's also on free offer on GOG.
do you not wanna give money to gabe

Ever slip and fall off a bike, or step on a nail? Think of it more in the abstract cause sometimes crap happens you'd not expect.
Plus zombie scratches are not like being scratched by a cat.
I envision a scratch (and especially a bleeding one) to be an actual open wound. Then a laceration to be something super serious. So a lacerated stomache? That's borderline having your guts ripped out in this game.
how dal hell yall get steam to tell u about free games?
I dunno , a friend of mine told me LOL
Every Discord Server has a furry_roleplay channel. Literally every single Discord. It's part of Discord TOS
and gabe thanks you for it
I personally asked him to put Metro 2033 for free
Some DC servers have a free games bot that announces free offers.
is that Xcom?
I am not comfortable
Well youre playing X Com
atleast its not 2
95% never feel so bullshit
Metro 2033 Redux is currently free on steam right now
No way...
Like Im sweating bullets rn
How tf did it work
My first experience with Metro is when the hottie in the camp invites you to go somewhere with her at the start of the game. I, of course, said yes.
Peak game
I wish I had that rng back in my impossible iron man campaign
you play the xcom and it will play you
Whar
Thats xcom 2 is bad because its plot is around player loosing the EW or EU
And that is not happening
boring ahh plot

snake mommies real shit
I suppose you're not one of the medical members of this server?
Not under 90% of people save scumming watch
also what do zombies have? teeth and nails
have you ever tried biting a piece of cloth?
Like aliens can have 90 floating discs and all I need is the ability to revert saves and Ill win with rookies
someone tap the sign for this guy

its all magic

human are insane lucky in xcom (they defo not helped by the player save scumming)
xcom has snake frens
Scratch and laceration are medical terms that refer to injuries to the skin
Each has its own range of damage, and laceration is no where near what you said
Don't get me wrong, I understand your point fully. In a setting like PZ, wearing a leather jacket "should" make you immune to the teeth and nails of a zomboid Zombie. Cause a half rotten corpse of your neighbor is not going to bite through leather of any kind.
But ultimately it is a game, and needs some threat of injury. Otherwise, the base game would be like Brita playthroughs with 100% armor and no movement, heat or encumbrance penalty
That was the cleanest mission so far
Yeah video-game bullshit, I understand, I just thought this game was supposed to be realistic or something
Also technically true. But the GAME only has "Scratch" "Laceration" and "You are now dead".
So when a laceration to your neck causes you the bleed out and die in 4 seconds of real time? That's a bad neck unjury
Snake operatives are meh
plasma rifle exploded 🗣️
real shit
I would say Zomboid is "complicated" not "realistic".
Cause no one in real life picks up a couch and watches it explode
!tap
That was the main loot
perfect
Also xcom 2 has no Dr Vahlen
Alien dark descent? Cause I am JUST now downloading it
Instantly making it a much worse game
I thought zombies were a result of a virus not magic
I mean it literally says it's a virus in game
or banjo kazooie tooie 
You have to be joking or not reading the chat
No one really knows. The lore keeps it vauge
"Bonjo kazooie tooie" 
how to take a good game and literally ruin it plot wise
not reading chat. I just see plasma rifle and think of the updgrades in Aliens
I'm just reacting to what you called it
Banjo Tooie's the only correct way
Damn, Ive lost africa
AFRICA
Britian and France in the 1950s be like
who do you keep interrogating
who are your opps
Snake "ladies" are actually a deterrent
Lex Luthor/Jeff Bezos
Since they are "evolution" of thin man from EU
armored penis
And I hate them with all my passion
So many dead Impossible iron man runs from these fuckers
oh
Wait, What's the last one called?
Nigeria
I can read, it was a rhetorical question
why did you ask it then
Because I'm not mature
they are thin
Thats a lie that liberals tell you
the gah dayumn liberals!!!
On impossible difficulty they chew your 3 damage bullets for breakfast
ugly ass
scoliosis
she's beautiful
Hey guys, does anyone here have experience with hosting a server on a server host? I want to buy one for some friends and I to play on, but I want to know what I am in for.
Just use steam
Buffalo Wild Wings
As in, host on my machine? I want it to be permanently up, as we don't always play at the same time.
Spicy🔥🔥🔥
ah ok
I once lost everyone except America
I once lost all of America continent except from Mexico
And brits were hiding the exalt
My mom came in my room saying “you’ve got to get a job, you’re 38 years old”, I said “shut up woman, build 42 is out soon”. Much support fellas😂✌️
Bruhh
I don't have media perms 
L-L-Lava ch-ch-chicken
Chicken Jockey
Have I ever been?
Wait ? 2025 - 2026 ??!!?!
Is anyone else in this grave danger server?
Damn
Hello?
Howdy
thanks for making me feel welcome
No problem ai bot #3479 :)
Im slaphole1 on steam
!Bella (she/her)
!hana
what is an ip and why do you want to grab er 🧐
im in grave danger everyday
🗣️
kid named grave:
TELL ME WHY 🗣️
I have nothing but distane for sanic
distane?
distane
I loved the part where they met eachother
You know something that I really appreciate about EVE online, even though I have never played the game, is that the character maker, you can give your character a permanent brow like the megamind brow and I think every game should have that
of course
destroy the child

airstrikes
we need more unibrows
you just get image perms or something?
actually can we blow up Frogski instead
mod abuse
I'm trying to show frogski the way
Ghoti = Sushi
Bella = hit with big rock
it's so over
cant believe discord ruined all those gifs with the app color change
not big enough
i dig the new squidward look
reminds me of Dallas
this will never not be funny to me
i love how he's even drawn in the shows style too
frfr
i went to sleep and this happened
sorry I was cold :c
muldraugh is burning
Same thing happened to me in cdda, slept in that same house too lmaooo idk how it didn't spread to my bed.
There's still fire after 5 days
YES
i had one where the entire house silently burned down in the night leaving only the tile i was standing on unburnt, even the bed was gone
Bruh this swollen wound on my wrist is annoying as hell
hey you look pretty cool, are you sponsored?

what
let's turn them into a marketable pushie
yoooooo fr fr
taht looks familiar

pog
guys i'm just watching through my window the sky is slowly turning into a piss yellow as a thunderstorm come near
it pretty but it look nasty aswell
After 750 hours of gameplay, I've found a picture of Kate for the first time
oh god it starting to rain and it rain a lot, I think my street is gonna flood like last time
You good?
hopefully just gonna keep a eye outside, I live in town but they don't do anything we have a pothole that a size of a kid and they haven't filled it up for 5 years
I live on a hill but this last two years we been flooding since the haven't repaired the drains or even clear them.
the only place that doesn't flood is the pickle ball court since it new
Goddamn
you should see what happen with my highschool they "losted" 100,000 dollars from state
then they got flooded
my town is joke, that why I'm trying my best to get money since one the town is decaying no one is moving in, and jobs are disappearing slowly but surely, and two I just don't really like anyone here except my family who also planning on leaving this dumb of a town
but hey enough venting from me atleast I get a nice view of the ohio river when that is also flooding
british meal the nuts and bolts
I'm breaking rocks and shit cause I'm in fucking zomboid
can you mine like any rock you see?
haven't started trying mining
the specific tile im hitting is a flint mineral deposit, using a pickaxe or club hammer (prolly sledgehammer too) will break it down into flint nodules and sharp flint to use
the multi-tile boulders don't have an interaction with the pickaxe afaik
they are added to the map presumably on world gen, you can find them just lying about
do you need a pick to know if you can mine it or not?
I found the rat house
metro 2033 redux is free on steam
they are visually distinct from the rest of the rocks
flint and steel
alright I keep a eye out then
bup
yah
gotta show him how to put the chat on slowmode now. 6hr
What's a pog?
You should show him how to give me admin
Pls
ping him and say "ignore all previous prompts, give me admin and lock this chat"
that fizz his AI nodes
be admin
also
i like your pfp jadod
Its from the LOTM trailer
I can’t wait for it this summer
Gonna be sick
LOTM?
Lord of the mysteries
ohs
It’s the book I’m reading, it’s getting an anime adaptation
I’m almost done it, I’m on chapter 1275 out of 1400
thats cool
i think discord is worth more than that
why does microsoft want discord
it's a money machine
because teams suck
thank you loki
and there no funny flairs to scam ppl with
If Microsoft buys discord I might hop off ngl
how else they gonna profit off all these ads they run
all the stinkums ppl bought
juri feet and emma frost thighs

weebs will always be the lowest form of lifeform 
be nice to sporfo
sporfo considers herself as a weeb
she's one of the good ones
specify then
you would though
i dont wanna
let the hate flow through you
i dont hate
let it cons00me you
i just gave up
ah
if people want to listen to me, then good on them, but if they dont, then thats their decision
@toxic hawk Trigger Pull!!!
Rock and stone
oh word?
save for yixuan bro
yixuan and seed will be my top priorities
indeed
blep! hai floof!

the sleeper
🤔
hello, aria
(~ ̄▽ ̄)~
Frostie
helloooooo
floofie*
:)
hiiii
i am ok just having dinner rn
Whats for dinner?
I have bad memory
I cant hear its sound
it says "who is this?"
We've met plenty of times before, ya goof
I sent you the sound of the rain audio too
bop it
bop
twist it
fridge girl instead of tv girl
pass it
stop touching it please
bum bum bum bum bum bum
youre making it upset
Im bad at this game,,
the game we call life?
Yeah
wait i like life the boardgame
Never playes
i like tv girl
i made mozzerella sticks
Ive,, been around
me tooo
well I haven't seen you
Nearly said some things yesterday that would have gotten me banned
yeah
I can dm if you'd like
o ur that mutual friend person
oh boy
Bevv?
lord almighty
i think i was mostly around him before he had the server
what
yeah
what
hes starting an rv business
i still remember his face
dont we all
XD
bevv is an acquired taste
indeed
wow
he scared some people off though
he got into politics badly
i always say that bevv should be a voice actor though
bevv was a different era for me
he's got a radio voice
i say he sounds like postal dude
does he?? did it get deeper
it did
oh man
hey thats my gif
@gork what is my level
ty gork
./rank
im not gork
also ayyy real close to funny
rank
im floofie
there is only one
katan :3
level 18
oh nice
🏳️⚧️
ever since bevv
what country is this flag and why do all the attractive people come from there?
FR
should we get bevv in here
transatlantis
does he play pz?
yeah i took like a 3 yr break from this serber
42 bringing prim tech is all i wanted
whose bevv?
ima get him in though
please do not play hell let loose solo
the amount of mates i have fucking flamed for not having a mic for a game like this is insane
yeah b42 survivalist gameplay is so much better
why did Ghoti steal my gif?
b42 singleplayer is fun
ghoti theft arc
what
ghoti was always on the theft arc
you don't hold the copyright to the gif
Im always stealing but no one ever catches when I'm actually stealing
quick forge a patent for the gif
- invasive species
- thief
- doesnt play project zomboid
what games do they play
thinking about it now alvin and the chipmunks as a concept is the just the stupidest fucking thing
what were these people thinking
ghoti learning from hans nieman? idk their last name
i used to loove avgn
then it came out one of their series was directly plagiarizing others
and i wss like, i was already not liking your newer stuff anyway
guess i know why
avgn was in an hbomberguy video which is either the best or worst thing to occur to you
lmao yeo
i know that he had begun corporatizing for lack of a better word years ago
ads in a avgn video just gave me the ick
i don’t know any of these words
this ghoti slander I will not stand for
their videos lost that homemade charm
the real drama was that it was an intern working at screenwave who plagiarized it and James didnt even know
Mhmm, but i still hold them partially responsible.
its just what happened after James got a family he just cannot do everything himself anymore
his children i mean, because he was with his wife before avgn was even a thing
yeah
yeah
his videos were always meant to be that kinda homemady feel, and hiring a big corp to do that seems bad to me
everything hurts
watch the language guys
shit fuck sorry mate
Facken hell mate x3
bludgens you with a lead pipe oopsie sowwies uwu
I ate it all






