#general_chat
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makes sense
nerd
very much so
So in what chat was my name smeared? ๐คฃ
i smeared poopoo all over your walls
hi does anybody wanna join me? just started a new game. not vanilla
JERRYS GOT YA BRO
Why don't you wash down the defeat with one of his overpriced sandwiches?
eventually u gonna lose it all
jerry always wins in the end
Im that 10% of gamblers
have u demolished the seniors at bingo yet?
dowas anione knaow a knew serbia to joian new the wipaed
Nope
thats where ya make the real cash
thats ghost from destiny right??
I know that there is a poker
peak gaming
So Im ready to defeat anyone
I can't even be mad
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I locked myself in a house and got SWAT breached
jumped out a window and they took turns tearing me up lol
13 hours tho I'm getting a lot better
What the fuck
I kept forgetting those existed in half life because the flying enemy that pissed me off more were the god damn manhacks
especially in alyx
Ive tried using shopping cart and got flunked so hard that my game crashed
My money 
Hard?
not really
erm guys can i not eat the none bandit NPCs in week one even tho i have both of harvests cannibal mods
Did u hit ur head

no
they piss me off because they dont even hurt you
they just take a pic of your ugly mug and blind you as a side effect
Wait steel ball run got announced lol
anyone want to play pz?
So goated
what
Jojos bizarre adventure
Steel ball run is getting a anime adaptation

"what" as in amazement
bruh
Clarification buddy โค๏ธ
we are getting sbr animated before gta 8
Itโs okay because WE are so excited for this
i was putting lotion on my feet and some got on the floor.
it makes the wood flooring super slippery :(
leg slipped out from under me litteraly
DAMN MAN LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT YAOAOAH!
(how df did monlitae get so many walkers in the barrier smh)
lukash doesnt pay me enough
@frosty tulip
cause theyre on the same side
Thank you fellow white pesant, im aware just chat posting
Cole!
play some old stalker builds instead
hi clown fren!
henlo sporfo
could be worse
i think my arm is swelling
cut it off
why is ur arm swelling
leg fell out from under me (lotion on floor from putting on feet tripped me out)
fell down on my arm i think
it happened really fast lmao
stalker 2 has its issues but its still fun and different from ogs
ive played them all and id still place stalker 2 highly enough
ok doing a once over and no pain at all
Why was the lotion on ur floor? ๐ ๐ค
and im a stalker old head
feet were dry
even read stalker fiction books back in kyrgystan
more like a stalker crack head
dont you need to apply lotion to skin tho
theres like 100 in universe stalker books
not the surface on which you move
i cant tell if you are trolling or not
huh
huh
yes. feet
do you think my feet are just bones!?
I DID
it got on there when i stepped onto the floor
rip goofy sporf then
WHY DID I BREAK M YARM!?
yarm
ppg ?
people play ground
persian peenar grab
FUCK OFF
I DONT WANT YOUR WINDOWS 11
FUCKING MICROSOFT
You should fr tell me how many hours you have ๐ ๐
IT SHOULDNT TAKE ME MORE THAN ONE WINDOW TO MAKE YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF
uhh
lemme see
windows 11 is an ABSOLUTE opposite of dignity
also, fuck you too
Amateur hour
fair enough
i definetly don't have 938
psychopathy
you are not a schizo
do you know of the guy in your pfp clown
bought a new chair from a yard sale
yes
who is it
do you know what he did
he took ALL the drugs
alr mate
ravenfield
ravenfield never changes
so we did it guys..
what did you do
wah
There was an infestation of molitae and zombles
thanks to my two unco companions aswell
Every hour of gmod you played, killed a braincell
what are you even playinfg
i have a question to ask about pz does gas in pz expire?
it does not
No and also #pz_b41_chat
oops lol
All good lol
Stalker anomaly
can i ask an opinion on b 42?
:O
just dont want to ruin the vibe thats all
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i like everything on b 42 but the lighting
like when it gets dark you will see nothing lol
just like real life
I didnt even realise the lighting changed lol
but after a while your eyes adjust
THATS how long its been since i played
i havent played in a few months
so do i have to get the cats eyes trait?
and try not to crashout on the lighting?
lol
true
i didnt see much of a difference with it in doors in pitch black tho
Flashlights kinda felt useless in B41 so it makes sense that they changed it
Use headlights, a flashlight, or just get on a sleeping schedule that doesnt require you to be out during dark
Indeed its great
but if your still not satisfied just switch up the light levels in sandbox lol
Yes
true
Someone should run a game with it being midnight 24/7 and it's always freezing fucking cold
Best advice lol
there are easier ways to torture yourself
that could be a yt idea lol
i want to do sprinters
Whats a zomboid players worst enemy
The sun is gone 
Their attention span
maybe ill just do 1% sptinters idk
Hordes of 200 zombies A single zombie indoors
I had a real good run on bedford falls but had to give it up sadly ๐ฆ
So true
Im really happy 42 has a proper mod system
and also you can autosort everything for maximum laziness
W devs
Thats cool
I no longer have to drag my wife on to play my house wife in game and clean my loot piles
:D
the sun has vanished
1000
i got a whole 50 hours in gmod
but for some reason it feels like a lot more than that
not pressing Q for the antidote
the creature
hai chat!
Hallo!
hash brown jockey?
skill issue
pishov nakhuy :D
guh
hash browns!
my nose has been leaky since morning, its midnight rn
im going to run out of tissues soon
oh, spoof, i didnt recognize ya
Could be allergies?
maybe idk, this happens every year
remember that
me go vary dromk in das gme
Yeah probably allergies or just your nose adjusting to the H E A T
Spring and fall are my personal favs
Spring is nice and a bit warm
But fall is essentially natural AC
Plus there's no bugs in the fall
same goes for winter 
I just hate how stuffy my nose gets
the mites that live on our faces
and animal skin

horse flies will bite off chunks of flesh
Pretty much just flies on steroids
sounds about right
There's a handful of horse fly species in Denmark but i don't think i've seen one
just craft insestcides with cigarettes' and a garden can
I will always know a spork when I see her
what is yall fav gun
HK416 or the MG42
i like magnum
Cant even get bit in zomboid if ur trying
sporfo
Which one??
theres just 1 magnum revolver
There's alot of Magnum calibers and alot of revolvers that shoot Magnum calibers
.357 magnum gun
project zomboid
not to be confused with the .44 magnum
Then use #pz_b41_chat
.357 is alright
But give me the colt detective special
im so happy guys
Snubnos,,,
Snubnos๐ ๐ฅ
sea salt
snubnos
aaaa
hai
are you ok Riley ._.
!ghoti
obrez better
!sporfo
https://i.imgur.com/tULBPyC.png By Ash <3]
When there isn't enough food, mother grizly bears will eat their twin cubs leaving only 1 to care for
Nature's wise but can be brutal.
damn
do you want more fun facts?
D:<
hello everyone, i've got some issue concerning the multiplayer on B41 : Since i re-downloaded the game, i can't launch a server. It goes to the "chose a spawn", but after that, their is no "this is how you die", no white text, just a black screen like it's loading indefinitly. What can i do ?
:3
i will skin you alive by maxing an X incision at the top of your head, before pouring mercury into the wound. The dense metal will rip your skin off and peel you like an orange until your face is fully stripped of its skin
oh
:3
petpetpet
Sounds like an enjoyable tuesday afternoon
jusr joking, happy april fools
its april 12th..
ur getting it
!clownade
!hana
wait how can a joke get cracked
Clownade when are you going to play project zomboid?
one day
i have retired after being on a verge of starvation
found a first aid ration from support corps mod
AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE A FUCKING MEDKIT RATION
AND I DIED
How come you always have trouble finding food?
5 MONTHS INTO THE RUB
i tend to make shortcuts through the woods when i travel
and my brain isnt developed enough to calculate how much food i will approx need when i go on these hikes of death and despair
and so i almost ALWAYS run out
"dense metal"
and i get nothing substantial from foraging
why dont you just forage some food?
mercury: famously liquid at room temperature
Clownade are you playing on the hardest difficulty possible?
why not increase zombies and add a lot of sprinters?
because i got bored
and so i play the long dark in zomboid
with cryogenic winted
winter
where is the "thats dense" cutoff mark
wdym
when is something not dense anymore?
i would say when it floats in water
equal parts water: x
why water?
lithium is half as dense as water
why not some other liquid
why not use lithium as the bar?
nothing can be as dense as ghoti tho
I can't believe you're doing this to Ghoti....
water is often use as the control for standardisation
The core of a star is
Oh I know, but we both know that it is ultimately arbitrary
yeah true
did you know that the reference used for kilograms (international prototype kilogram) is no longer exact?
i just used it for accessibility, otherwise id have to rewrite the entire SI-which we can do
hawk
yeah we just use maths now
I should've been replaced a long time ago
real
I wish we didn't try to fit an arbitrary speed of light to the meter
just change the meter at that point
what
Bella looking for @burnt kite in the streets of West Point, circa 1993. Colored.
im going to find you Clownade
ill bring you food
why does the body on the bottom of the screen look like corpse01.mdl from half life 2
It's probably from the clothes mods
spot the difference
I installed every clothing mod from the workshop.
the meter being now defined as "the distance light travels in a vacume at 1/299792458 seconds"
My favorite Simpsons seasons are 1 to 10
I haven't watched any of the newer episodes.
light travels at 299 792 458 metres/sec
so 1 metre is 1/299792458 sec
of light travel
zomg you guys sound so smart and nerdy
travels 300 000 km/sec so 1 km is 1/300 000 sec
how is reading wikipedia nerdy
How fast would light travel if it takes the Sunday Driver trait?
this is post naval age
its 14th century, no one can read here
if light had sunday driver trait it wouldnt travel at the speed of light
you wouldnt make it during the era of the double breasted jacket
let alone the tailcoat
give me that
?
that isn't a toy
no its my mini gun.
Im heading towards Louisville @burnt kite
no

give it
no.,
i want to go 50 light years away from earth just to see myself from the past brev
did you bring a sledgehammer
You have a mini gun? Why not a macro gun?
Nope, my plan is to go through the checkpoint
people could read then too mate
I find it funny that the mini gun isn't mini at all (yes for an aircraft it is idc)
Macro gun?
so
What's a micro gun?
if you take the server count into consideration
What's the difference between a gun and a shotgun? only shotguns shot?
a minigun that can fit into a book bag
how do real eyes realize real lies?
by seeing
not a bad assumption that at least a few have reading comprehension skills of a clergyman in the 12th century or of at least 20% of the uk population in the 14th century
bro is not vsauce ๐ญ ๐ซธ ๐ซท
moopy playing on his walkman
Mopu*
Ghoti!
fear the 
if literacy (only among men for simplicity) was 10% in 14th century england, then on this server about 15968 people would be able to read in one way or another
Isn't that ableist?
Those aren't bugs, those are crash anomalies, you're clearly a rookie
and yeah, i took england as an example instead of entire UK
is multiplayer out on the new build yet
No one knows
look at the channel name
you fucking donut
Nobody knows the truth about b42 multiplayer
mate
Playing stalker since i were 7
yea yea rookie so rookie
Tell me , where you can find The 2000 round LMG.. and tell me where can you find the unique AK in Clear Sky in cordon and how to get it
you know how fucking ironic that is coming from an american
i do also want to contest your point about the 'just change the metre'
I dont
calm it down clownade
I can't read 
no need for the language
Clownade < Gatorade
considering that would be changing the speed of time then
its not an insult if its mildly amusing
frem!
rexsploded
standing here
yea its general chat you fucking donut
aight chill out there bucko
youre just like me
you were just like me
its like saying "wow an inch is so difficult to use compared to cm, they should just change inches, who the fuck uses 0.3937...inches to count cm"
both of u are based
:o

sorry boss
The tank in red forest and clearsky doesn't exist
what the hell are you on about
is "you fucking donut" more abrasive than "you fucking muppet"
:D
bro has less reading comprehension than a clergyman in the 1100s
i can tell

Changing what a length is won't redefine the laws of reality
whats with you and clergymen
It's just changing how long a meter would be
YOU BETTER NOT DISRESPECT CLEAR SKY..OR I 'LL LET YOU DIE LIKE JANE DOE IN TUTORIAL
it was in the source
guys is multiplayer out yet b42
it would change the measurement thus making it inaccurate to use as a value in the rest of the metric system
?
Im not sure about you, but I prefer round and clean numbers
Fuck you and clearsky, I refuse to acknowledge it, I'd rather play stalker 2
guys is multiplayer out yet b42
no. its not out yet
yeah I'm playing it right NOW
i do agree that it can be done but that fraction is meant to illustrate the inverse ratio of 1 metre is x interval in light : x metre is 1 sec of light
Can I murder you please?
lame
just a question
oh..a tacical brainrotted one...okey , i better wear my SEVA...
jee wizz that was a fast reply !!!
are you into tally perchance?
they are
@frozen ember 
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id say its sounds sharper than muppet
i would say you should cope, considering youre the one who doesnt like the number
why is everyone so mean lol
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No, I don't play gamma either, I like obscure Russian mods
thank you for brightin my day
@fair yacht ๐
-.-
nah we're joking around
Did you PLAY Reborn
if discord was about kindness, it would be called kindcord
i will now steal that emoji
:D
what about this ghoti:
the speed of light is 983 571 056 feet/second
You saying we gonna have some discord between us?
Did you Play NLC7 , Dark Chernobyl , Did you play OLR
thus 1 foot is 1/983 571 056 sec of an interval of light travelling
the books are causing discord rn
Thats even worse
indeed
whats your thoughts on metric time
im sure itll be changed if/once humans have more use of it in the mainstream
if they ever get around to figuring out space travel
I told you i don't play gamma, or anomaly that much
I prefer story mods
as if what i said is anomaly or gamma
Reborn is an anomaly mod, unless there are two of them
number systems
GROK NUMBER 2 !!!!
wait how would metric time be superior to, well th3 current time we use. Just for me base 60 is unintuitive is all
HOLY SHIT HE IS SUPER CLUELESS
i need yall to pick an umber between 1-3 for me plz
that was about changing meters
Fuck you and grok, I never touched gamma
What I really think will take off once we go to othe places is the difference between weight and mass
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ah
if you call reborn an anomaly mod
then you're 100% clueless and not true stalker play
i mean i think the only reason it feels more intuitive to you is cause you were brought up with the 60 based system
who is born and why is he re
idm metric time
change it to square bald eagles divivded by meaty burgor times by gun
metric time not much better tho
you are not a real minecraft fan unless you have one plushie from the game
gonna need to make up something even nerdier
sadge, i dont own any plush
well at least with metric time from what I remember it's just base 100 no?
its truly joever
i want a
still uses seconds
bee plush
base 10
and wolf plush
and fox
its joever
kill the zombles duhj
slam
base 10?
Isnt there another entrance into LV?
that's way too small then
base 2
It is though, I don't speak Russian so I didn't play that many original mods, I played the localized ones, and I don't remember seeing a reborn anywhere, unless it was called something else
Also I played the originals a thousand times before gamma came out
Use the side fence exit
wheres that
2.734529615028624945205427
well
its the decimal system
hm
Tell me MODS you played
10^0 is 1 second, etc etc
NAMES
what are yall yapping about
3 x 10^2
mesurements
South east of the main area
lol i can tell you dont use scientific notation yet ghoti
If you can fit in
I haven't for a while
Its a 2 tile wide gap
Guysโฆ.. had to take my cat to the vet this morning.
She had eaten all the scrabble tiles.
Kinda worried, cause got no word yet
AlternativA (yes because of that)
have my notes still juts need to remember
but base 10 was probably used again for accessability, im sure most people who use/know metric time are scientists and already use scientific notation regardless
I'm remembering
scrabble tiles???
..........
Wait, I'm trying my best, I'm autistic
I knew playing the death star level 20 times was going to be useful eventually
you have rights to remain silent
becayse of what
I'm not good with names
(Is a pun)
Im not sure if this is easier or harder than saying 5 minutes
any mod will spilled will be used aginest you
sorry, i have reading comprehension of a fish
Im still suggesting just smashing through that blockage or towing it
its easy when you have to use it in an equation or expression
The one with the merc in the spacial anomaly
Oh spacial anomaly
mathematicians fucking hype for a shorthand
it's anomaly mod...
Spetial anomaly
I mean easy for baking a cake or a power nap
fucking hell..
Exactly
the normies
you're from anomaly players....
No it's a CoP mod
AND ANOMALY BASED ON COP
IT'S A COP MOD
Irrelevant
STANDLONE ONE
misery is the best cop mod hands down
The gap is Austin Powers small, so you can end up in even worse position
you have rights to REMAIN SILENT
sucks to write :
5 x 5 minutes x 3
easier:
5 x [3 x 10^2] x 3
I've been trying so hard to get Anomaly to work
I need DLL dx45 or something
No fuck you, it's not based on anomaly
u can play on dx9/10
or 8 idk which is better
Huh?
Can you explain maybe
just know that if you plan on modding the game you wont get all those graphical mods
That's fine
I prefer this side because its closer to where im going to in LV
I just really want the game to run
Cuz they dont work with Dx8/9/10
Okay, alternativa was bad but it's not my fault, I was down bad
wait what de problem
get dx13
I think I have it preinstalled
kid named finger
IT IS BASED ON ANOMALY
YOU NEVER PLAYED REAL STORY like :
Lost Alpha
Oblivien Lost
NLC7
Wind of Time
XDoctor Quest lines
Call of The Zone
True STALKER
GoldSphere
OGSR
and zero zombies
Maybe it's because I'm windows 11 or something
get directx11 & compatible 12
I played a bunch of random machine translated mods from C-consciousness, I don't remember the names it was around two years ago
cumulative pack 2.1 and misery are the only mods worthy of my attention
Fuck you I played old good stalker
I'm Ex C-Con memeber
at least a mod worth it
9
Actually imma test that theory
don't say that 
it's good too
I played true stalker and lost alpha
Did you finish em ?
Isn't call of the zone a cop mod?
ex military (special forces)
ex convinct (crimes)
ex prisoner of war (survivor)
Technically itโs NOT โeasierโ.
1/3 of an hour = 20 minutes is much easier for hooman brain than 1/3 of an hour being 3.33333333.
https://www.newscientist.com/lastword/mg25033344-200-why-hasnt-time-been-decimalised/
True stalker yes, LA no
Based on Call of Chernobyl which is based on cop
But Call of the zone is standlone mod
why hasnt time been domesticated
i realised its impossible to underestimate the humour of chat
LA got a solid long story
i disagree mate
that seems very subjective
Fuck you then it's an anomaly mod
I'm a busy man, unfortunately, would've loved to finish it
Call of the zone is not based on anomaly and not mod for anomaly
Your small brain cannot procced this
I'm losing my Sanity...Anomaly engine is different than MODS i MENTIONED
and we also do that already i.e. 7 minutes 30 seconds
and hour and a half
a quarter till 9 ๐ง
seven minutes and twenty-three seconds
its standalone, duh
its also easy to reply to "how many minutes past 7 is it"
12 x 10^2
or
1.2 x 10^3
@gilded bridge I WANT YOU to tell C-Con what you said..just ask them... i swear they gonna force you to crash your game
fellas where the fuck can i find a needle
i already said so before
no you didnt
its been 3 hours
yes i did
indeed
and i still cant find the damn needles
no you didnt
nuh uh
photoshop
matter of fact
no bullshit
7 hours
keep people on their toes, never know how youre gonna reply to the age old question of : "what time is it mate"
lots of bullshit, in fact
BUT YOU JUST SAID SA WAS AN ANOMALY MOD BECAUSE IT'S BASED ON COP
"time you get a watch", obviously
SA ? what SA ?
About what? Clearsky?
Spatial anomaly
clear sky is OG , dummy
Spatial anomaly is based on anomaly itself
I agree with YOU tho. But itโs subjective to me cause I am big brain. So 100 unit days is easy for me to grasp.
But there are reasons why people, collectively, broke some things away from base 10.
Angles breaking down from 360 degrees rather than 100 for a reason.
Measuring a day with 24 units rather than 100 (or 10), likewise, is for a reason
waaaah waaaah waaaaah waaaaah waaaaah
this is obviously classist as not everyone can afford a watch
watch yo tone
Let's say it is, How is that relevant? It's not similar to anomaly at all
i dislike flawed logic
OFC BECAUSE CUSTOM MODDED
I know, I just don't like the events that happened in CS
time you learn to make a sundial?
360 degrees needs to die

i dont think its big brain to know the time
Do you know these events happend before STALKER Soc Events ?
And? It's not anomaly, it doesn't make me an anomaly player
it makes you even if you don't want
Yes I do
get jiggy
this is so unlucky
Jiggy jiffy

Strelok got brainwashed in CS then he was found in the death truck and then SoC

id think a sundial is more expensive than a watch these days
the fact that your anomaly player is like fact that i kill bob everytime i see him in zomboid
You can easily make one with a stick and dirt
true
I have dinner fuck you and bye
stink has never needed to make a sundile cleslry
you rapscalion you
oof
you're all rascals
you edited that
Okay, I'll get back to you when Anomaly gets set
the stalker talk is done
what was it previously
I did not eddidedid that
srry what was ur issue
i completley didnt see you reply
what are you downloading
i havenโt finished the first stalker game
Last time the issue was a missing DLL
1.5.3? or older
does it follow the same guy ?
For anomaly
i think malefactor is better than rapscallion tbh
On 1.5.3, yes
rapscallion implies youthful mischief
hmm thats odd, are you sure you let the download finish?
id rather it be implied that im some malevolent force
sometimes that can happen when you dont let it fully complete
(youll be missing files so it wont run properly)
Yep. Unzipped it into a folder about ten times in one day with the correct DLL in system 32 for my 64 bit system.
a scapegrace even
Looking for someone to play with, im new and no vc ๐ฅ๐ฅ
I'll totally play with you I started this game last night
Let's goo
We finna learn this together
What's your version btw
42
malefactor โ
maleelement โ
I think
I'm on beta rn
Lemme reinstall it rq
Like unstable beta?
This will work
Alright gimme sec
what's your friend id on steam
Lemme look
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incorrect root etymology ๐ค
tsk tsk tsk
evil
its malefactor a la malevolent
@ebon yacht how do I look
Uhh
what is normal termination
go to friends in steam
I'm completely new to PC gaming
male [as n man] comes from old french
what err software are you using to unzip
holy shit I reinveted a word
dude you can just ping me aswell btw otherwise im not gonna be keepig up with what ur sayin
you didnt reinvent shit mate...
7Zip for 64 bit
oh wait I misread it
ghoti pulled an edison
no my word is better
Mmmmm. Male Factor.
dave fren!
there's my steam profile in my discord profile, add me by it
thats what i call it
Ok excellent, you using any download managers or anything or just standard windows downloader
alderman joke
I was pinging you that was a conversation with musashi lol
Rias fren
Standard windows
Ok, are you loosely just opening and downloadig anom or do you have a specific folder for it
- download
shit sorry
unfortunate
I downloaded, unzipped into folder, and that was that. Used the launcher and selected Dx11, which was probably the issue that needed Dx45 @frozen ember
so it works now?
@rain mango You wanna play zomboid on unstable version or the normal one
wait which one
I saw the first one
I liked Issac
Germain was proabbly my fav of castleveina netflix 1
what are you speaking
Idk I have to reinstall it
I'll get back to you I really appreciate your help
Also you pro-
korean
i was about to suggest going there for more specific help
thats korean
Tryna add you ts so hard
what did you get ignored or were you just desperate for help
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OH.
(trying to)
the stalker stalker discord
Yep
Mods, skull react this man we got a zenless coomer goonner fan in the chat
Hmmmm I looked maybe you could DM the link?
I heard that shit was ass
will I be upset and let down watching it after seeing the first casltvenia
@fair yacht you've been sussed out
k
why skull
Can you host a private PZ server?
Does that work?
host 
oh
yes you can

If i forgot to make backup files before going into unstable beta and i wanna return to default one, am i cooked?
cooked by whom
medium rare
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