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ill just read later
is there any more chapters of the josuke and hol horse spin off
can someone explain why won't Giorno just delete Pucci in stone ocean ending?
Is it like berserk levels of bad or worse
Anytime is good. 
It's as shocking as Berserk but it actually is not edgy for the sake of being edgy like Berserk.
Berserk has a certain early 2000s vibe that I love
I dropped it once the whole 'Schierke and Guts' Leon-The-Professional type of thing started.
Still good art though.
Reminds me of my old man a lot, he was into it and much of the same
i meant it's a fun edgy read tho

Literally Schierke being in love with Guts and also the needless nude scene of her getting on top of him. 
While he's resting.

Bruh I forgot most names I dunno if I'm even there yet
it was a weird bit for sure
but everything after was to me more like parent child relationship if anything
It's anime and manga eventually I tune out the weird
I enjoyed it, but I just got tired of it. 
very uncomfortable with the horse thing
if your anus was too high, how would take a shit
Yeah, it's really bittersweet.
Wait is schierke the Lil fairy thing?
youd have to sit otherway round on the pooper
grab it
Yes, 13 year old by the way.
grab the shit
what if its liquid

Berk?
You mean bark
Like bark of a tree
I think there's only one thing in discord that has scarred me
baby animals still gross to me
Eh I have only really paid attention to the cool slab of metal going through lots of people
My mother is a nurse and can share some stories about nursing
yucky u
nah im cool
and its more extremely weird than disturbing
My favourite part from bezerk was when nuts bezerk took dagon slayr and said "GRRAAAAAAHHHHHH I'M GONNA GO BEZERK"
I want a tungsten cube
i remember my mate told me about a guy that shit out of his mouth cause he refused to go to the bathroom
I want someone to put a tungsten cube against them battlebots
bowel became obstructed so it came out the other way
Was his name Eric Cartman
That's pretty much how I'm reading it lmao
would be peak
no
damn.
LMAO THAT EPISODE
im not doxing him mate
how hard must someone refuse the bathroom for that to happen
i don't think he's watched south park
I want a brick of tungsten
very hard
Where would I go to find a populated vanilla b41 zomboid MP server?
a lot of eldery care stores I hear are poop related
I will use it to ascend to a higher plane
and it scares me
American gas station toilet bad?
poo is stored in the bladder
he hadnt shit in a long time and the staff only realised after finding jars of shit vomit in the plants
9:45 AM (cest for me) till Jojo Day, please let it be Steel Ball Run. 
im not american
Wasn't there a medical condition where you actually do puke out shit, well at least 50% shit
yeah
No it is not.
its a thing
i hope NOT
WHAT
dude i puked earlier it went out my nose fucking vodka
It's gonna be GOOD.
If you have solid matter in your bladder I would assume that's a kidney stone
NO
yessss steel ball run
I've seen gas station bathrooms that are just urinals at the back of the womens restroom
The horses will be bad, but that's to be expected. 
stone ocean was botched
and yes there's shit on the floor
whos to say sbr wont
arigato. gyro
time to read Kagurabachi
As long as there is no batch-releases, I'm fine with it.
solos every verse btw
Plus, I want for Jojolion to be animated, and there's no way in hell I'm letting them end off on Stone Ocean.
Zombie axolotls would be devastating, imagine seeing an axolotl in the wild, trying to hug it and it bites u and turns into a zombie
theyre gonna botch it rahhh
Tenói
Peak Fiction
Evil jiffy
It'll be peak...
Trust Zozo...
noooooooooo 
NO
what about fantastic mr fox
doujaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan'
i liked that one
Have you seen that "Fall of your horse" dub meme? I hope the dub voice actors for Johnny and Gyro sound like that.
NO I DONT WANT THAT! I WANT SBR TO REMAIN AS SOURCE MATERIAL FOR 10 YRS AT LEAST!
i trust Taco Horizontal
I want stalker zombies in zomboid man
zombies gangster gripping glocks
sprinters
HAHAHAHA
Johnny's journey is still so harrowing, I love it. He's one of the most relatable characters ever.
me punching omar
sbr is so peak man 
Very... Strange character with how he went.
i thought attack on titan was bad before it was cool 🤓
catch the rainbow is one of my fav
Imagine zombies but with a sword
after surviving a year, some zombified lands the luckiest shot of their career, killing you instantly.
Unstoppable
This is my listing:
1- Jojolion (FIRST HALF)
2- Steel Ball Run
The rest
WHAT THE FUCK
sbr tops
Spotify advertisement jumpscare
Zombified Stalkers appear in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl, Clear Sky and Call of Pripyat. They are in fact similar to the player, yet brainwashed into attacking him. They do not have any superhuman or mutated abilities, but are unable to talk or to turn back.
He was always a little psycho so I was completely expecting it
Jesus christ that was loud lady
Screaming in my ears like I'm deaf

part 3 and 4 are my favorite but after a part 4 rewatch i think part 5 might be better
Josuke8 is even more relatable, I cried with the scene of the equivalent exchange between Yoshikage Kira and Josefumi. His backstory is so good.
lose your save to someone with less brain cells than your average zoomer
nah, stalker zombies aren't sprinters.
insert MF Doom here
FOR REAL
kira so cool i love his stand and the stand sounds just so awesome
they're basically guys who've had their brains turned to goop pretty much.
slow shamblers with guns mechanically
i do not like stardust crusader anime
they can still shoot and talk incoherent phrases but that's it.
The way Araki drew those panels... The beautiful pink, light colors as to display the gut-wrenching emotional damage chosen by the coloring team... I will never forget that. I legitimately cried for an hour or two. 
Can confirm that most Gen z be like that fr
The pain of texturing models I don't know the dead zones on
more interesting than porting volatiles to zomboid I think
as fun as volatiles would be
i love it
armored sprinters that can vault high fences lmao
At some point my own generation confuses me
the OVAs were better 
either that or a condemned enemies mod would be pretty interesting if executed well.
tohru was kinda lame tbh
Yeah, he got introduced far too late.
I'm actively confused but that may be the tism preventing full integration
jobin was a better antagonist
Also Karera who just... Vanished?
The OVAs with the anime soundtrack and voice acting = peak stardust crusaders
also jobin is just so pog
ye my only real gripe with zomboid there is literally only one threat and you can outrun them
i love jobin!!!
And the Flashback man too.
I would say the same here but I'm undiagnosed
but I grew up playing old dead frontier so normal zambonis are just boring to me
Your next words will be... "I love him so much!!" 
yeah, it's why I just play with sprinters
I could just be more logical lol
Outrun an insane pop horde
I love him so much!!
Yet they always manage to kill you in the end

speak for yourself
I have a serious record of not dying until sprinters were introduced in the server
abandoned but never killed
Jiffy seals your death
Guys have you seen the medieval hoods with the really long tails
Noooo NOOO, Zozo imagine if it was the announcement of Jorge Joestar adaptation 😭
this just sounds like cope from the zombies when I delete my world, nuking their existence.
im not experienced enough foir sprinters
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I want one of those they sound cool
that would be amazing
I usually die not from hordes or big fights but those times where I let my guard down for a moment and then I'm bit
I wouldn't be mad strangely enough, that would be so amazing.
Ah damn, gtg, peace. Was fun talking Zozo and everyone else. 
the writers were on SUMTHIN
The whole point of zombies is that they’re not a big threat on paper but they are an ever persistent threat that’s just waiting for you to make a slip up
terror zeds b42 when
The weird thing about my psoriasis is all it left is this weird heart shaped lil mark on my leg
Then they get you
need more htings to kill me
wasnt that jospehs dad i forgot
And I'm itchy everywhere
I just really like having melee combat be terrifying. Even against small packs.
say that again after a thousand hours
he was british air pilot died to a zombie
it gets real dull after a while
youve read world war z
The last time this happened was when I was 5-ish
I'm at 650 and I'm still dying to stupid shit lol
Jiffy has seen many video essays while eating chicken nuggies

b42 slowing combat down made burnouts less dishonorable
zombie media try not to call them zombies challenge
oh
Infected individuals
walkers man hahaha
The important thing is to not try so hard to get good at a sandbox single player hame
your own hubris is the real enemy
Or devils
'devils' is stupid as fuck
walkers...
walkers r cumming carlllllllllll
Not hubris just impatience
You’re acting like jiffy doesn’t have merits to say what jiffy says
walkers 👴
Works in a medieval setting

I aint
wrong
I prefer it. I just like being a terrified loot goblin trying to slip by hordes.
Elaborate?
thr plagued
ZOMBIES are outside run
I don't wanna be a zombie slaying badass
Ghouls works better in a medieval setting
Not saying your wrong just curious
why not dude it would be awesome
'medieval': what specific time period and region, what religion,
additionally, 'zombies' wouldnt be known to people in the 13th-15th century [europe] considering the modern myth is from haiti.
Awaugh
the hobo phase is the best part of the game
Okay then thank you for elaborating
cause of zomboid's progression it's an inverse of difficulty
the middle ages were a really long fucking time
cause I prefer the dumpster diving hobo vibe.
Thought would they be able to bite, i don't think they have teeth to puncture the skin
which is why extreme loot mods are a thing
if u live long enough in the apocalypse youd be bound to be a zombie slayer
the word 'devil' wasnt really around until at least the 10th century
I don’t think an Axolotl bite can break human skin
zombie slayer i hardly know er 
At least I don’t think
Let's say 1400 in roughly England to start what would they call what we would name a zombie
england?
demon
what part
He just corrected me
Steven
Run while you can
oh no not HR

wow a x react now i have to end my life
i think england would call the zombies scottish
considering the early 1400s was when they started invading
Would this apply the other way round?
scottish would call them english yeah lol
Gotcha
thats my opinion on it
scotlish
I mean they probably still would today
1400s was a very religious time, however i dont think theyd use demon or devil
Huh now I wonder about say 1403 in the area of the current Czech Republic
probably would call them heretics
What about cultists?
The conversation is becoming too smart for jiffy
Damn, cracking banana in two doesn't work for some reason

Would that work?
considering the de heretioco comburendo was passed in 1401 in canterbury
bornana
Banan
zzzzzz
I think they would be more into saying a human turned 'evil' like that would be labeled heretic more than devil or demon
But eating flesh maybe they'd give em a new name
Black plague
Jiffy would just say they’re plagued

Plagued works
The banana would have to be really tough skinned, so any torsion woul break it in twain, or a bit green so that the skin would rip open
that term was only used in the 17th century onward
so no
they wouldnt
plague is the thing u get when u dont brush ur teeth
Die
Explode
Jiffy banishes thee

Otherwise you end up with a floppy and smothered banana

I was referring to zombies being called cultists but thank you for this info
Oh lol
which is gonna be a fun thing for everyone to contend with in their religious strife
when is haleys comet coming back
they could think it was some new outbreak related to the plague tho
it reach england mid-late 1300s
They could be called the death
yeah but eating people
Maybe
Never
that shit will be seen as outright demonic
smth like that
I ate it
Don't worry you can pay your local priest for a one way ticket to heaven
theyd probably associate it with 'paganism' lol
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA zombies
lmao
Wait how did this conversation spark jiffy is confused
in middle age england you were either christian, heretic, or pagan hahaha
they really are scary like i have nightmares they eat me
your son didnt pray hard enough, pagans got him
indeed
Omnom, thanks for the tasty comet loser

Someone mentioned demons, another mentioned medieval it's spiraled

how would jan zizka handle the zombas
Weirdos
Yooo zee repo tomorrow
Bunch of silly gooses you are
potato smile :)

Erm today
Im not a goose
all this medieval zombie talk reminded me of a video you might like @toxic relic or probably already cause you're enough of a weirdo to be into that
Demonology is a treatise on witchcraft and the occult written by King James VI of Scotland (later James I of England), first published in 1597. The book was a major influence on the Puritan witch hunters of the 17th century, including Matthew Hopkins (the infamous "Witchfinder General" of the English Civil War) and the prosecutors of the Salem W...
perhaps
How dare you
I sorry
im a homo sapien
im a man of eclectic tastes
I may be fueling my tism with the medieval x zombie conversation
ill watch it
is there a hetero sapien
!hana
this is generalizing the goose kind
No, everyone is a homo
I've been discarded by zee like when Andy threw away his toy
i knew it
He said this Uppy guy smelly
need a better uppy
currently reading about the history of the czech region to try and form and opinion on what theyd think about zombies haha
only homo round here
And he's right actually
Idk how people can be homophonic, like they are homos
an uppygrade
mmmmm men
i still don't get any game either way why does it matter
Jiffy is Ambystoma mexicanum
I'm gonna warsh

I played a lot of hours of KCD and now I'm curious about what they'd think
what would jan zizka do
Get shot in the eye
Noh
I don't think it would make a difference if zombies were in soviet russia
Might even improve it who knows
now would be a great time for a medieval doomslayer game
I want chivalry zombie slayer badly
Would a knight fare well with a zombie
does he know
They would all freeze
DOOM DARK AGES

He doesn't know
yes but it isnt chivalry ballerina warfare
I don't think a zombie could bite through metal
Maybe tho
blame it on the catholics
Stinkname could a zombie bite through a knights armor
depends on the zombie lore
no
Last of us zombie?
Maybe
Maybe not through the metal itself but the blunt forces as a group attacks you from all sides would probably end up killing even a well armored knight
A bloater would just beat the heck out of a knight
depends on the armour too
TLOU shows bloaters ripping people apart
I'd say a bloater could probably still bite the knight
dont think zombies are biting through metal armor
Human jaws would simply snap before you'd puncture the damn armor
real danger is lack of modern medicine and being sprayed with guts anyway
Bloaters are scary asf
downside is how noisy and heavy full plate armour is
youd have to be in full coverage plate armour tbh
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bloater in game bite, it always rips apart
if you had the time, kevlar bodysuit under clothing for pz zombies perhaps
But if it did bite, then maybe
dont think you need full plate vs zeds
I've seen a bloater eating someone
early harnesses would probably be good enough
then you can wear warmer clothes in winter and still be protected
Arcade scene
shark suit!!!!
Awaugh
would that withstand a bite ?
it's still chain and interlocking plates
Hell a simple chainmail would do wonders
Yeah if we're being real here. A significant amount of people who survive the initial outbreaks, would likely die from either resource scarcity or a disease that is preventable with modern medicine.
I reckon it would

i can see that bird
dies from diarrhea in the first month
Ima die early on because my glasses break
enjoy that cholera
possible
Only if I make it to a quarantine zone before the zombs get to me

I'm a fast spinterx
Can't fucking see gets bit and dies lol
become friends with a group of medicine production specialists and reclaim a pharmacy and a production line
bad news is that everybody else has that exact idea
manufacture your own drugs
Jiffy will get lucky
The universe owes jiffy some favors

try finding natural healing elements
Jiffy will be robbed and dead in a ditch Ima call it
1100s 1200s pre-plate is probably sufficient
lotso ppl who thinks they can survive the zomba apocalypse wont even survive a camping trip
Go to a bookstore and try to find a book about herbs with healing elements
yeah i just checked it out myself and it seems very doable
Hey I've survived alot of those
knights used particularly heavy chain before coats of plates and harnesses
Jiffy is an Eagle Scout, beeg outdoors
Will still die

I'm not very good at outside without boots
it's arrowproof enough so it's definitely bite proof
If I have boots I can navigate anywhere pretty much
mmm chainmail
Pierce is different from bites but yeah heavy chain is plenty
i was thinking more like culturing penicillin for really basic antibotics
prolly still fucked for major stuff unless you can manufacture doxycycline or somethin
I'm an rdr2 player so I immediately thought of plants but this is viable too
Go the doctor stone way it'll work trust
I'm gonna try to dig up a source that backs something I'm sure I've read about how the heavy hauberks are constructed @toxic relic
What about pigeon mail
Has anyone ever considered making a NYC overhaul of project zomboid? Imagine Louisville, but worse.
nyc is kinda, every zombie movie tho
if memory serves it's a doubled up structure to make up for the soft backing
What about one in Saint Louis, MO?
so def more rigid than it looks
NYC is boring for zombies its been done a thousand times
But 90s NYPD aesthetic
Obviously we should make a zombie map in San Francisco. The zombies won’t be able to afford housing and will all die of exposure

St. Louis sounds fun, knowing I'm from St. Louis County, But I'm too lazy to really work on it myself. Would be fun bashing in zombified cardinals in Busch Stadium with a signed baseball bat.
I want a blunt mace or a morning star I'll take care of so many zeds
In St. Ann, MO right now, heyo.
Come to irl Kentucky we have literally nothing
Except horses

And fried chicken
No I have Pho at my local town
Popeyes better
sounds like something you'd read on the final note of some guy that died super early in the outbreak.
yeah nah, this would certainly be resistant to bites
Canes is good
Me when sweaty palms:
That's what I'll leave in my diary that is oddly shiny in a hidden room that can only be opened thru a convoluted parkour puzzle and it'll hold my treasure of half a bottle of water and 5 upgrade pieces
Why must my hands leave imprints everywhere unless I wash them every 20 minutes
As long as their saliva doesn’t leak into an already existing wound you should be good

Too poor for emggs
nice, you get to the hidden loot cache corpse. I'm the corpse that needs to be looted for some stupid key to progress the game.
Well then ask local babushka for eggs
:c
Jiffy doesn’t have a local babushka
Move to midwest
Nah ill be in the bathroom with a broken stick and a hint on where to find my stash
All I have are 5 stray cats
You will have eggs

Hey I also see those at my grandmas
No pet they say
I say sad
maybe if you're lucky you can be some pretty easy to kill armoured mini-boss zombie or something
you kill the mini-boss for that letter that has the hint
Have you ever ridden a golf cart through dirt roads
Nah I'd be the pity mercy kill zombie that is stuck under something with the hint conveniently under my flailing arms
Is very bumpy
I nearly fell out of my seat bumpy
God can you imagine a project zomboid in rural bavaria?
Hopefully no HOA
from what mod are those pringlez
We do :c
If so leave as soon as possible
dayz should make out with death stranding
Is that a dead guy
Imagine buying a home and some overbearing people decide how your house should look
god, I'm just gonna be that unlucky zombie that's stuck attacking some impenetrable reinforced door to force the survivors to follow the objective path.
All the houses were wrecked by a hailstorm 2 years ago so everyone had to get a remodel

become a president of HOA
dissolve the HOA
problem solved
Anyone else wonder what type of video game zombie they would be
either that or I'm that one zombie that most players don't kill because I'm in such an easy spot to dodge and they don't wanna waste the ammo.
It’s more to do with retaining property value I think
the fat exploding ones
bird what the fuck
they're certainly resistant to bites I'm looking for one of the more extreme ways they're made
this video is fucking sick
he is a giganerd like us
cause most people dont understand how good chain is
Not a special infected more like a scenario that your poor dead corpse would be in
Jiffy prefers crying in the closet

my corpse would just be me chilling on my computer chair
probably the nmrih zombies. Slow and scary
i would say chainmail is deceptively good haha
that do nothing until someone disturbs them
forever sitting with my bizarre sitting posture so any survivors looting my house can be dumbfounded by how I sit.
the gremlin pose
I wish I could be a story telling skeleton in fallout universe
I like chains and I can say I would trust them to protect me
yeah it's either that or my back on the ass part of the chair position
Oki jiffy must sleeps
Kinmy
The only bad chain is restaurant
subway fell off hard
Gord Noght
Awaugh
Like why do I have thirteen boxes of deviled eggs hidden in a bathroom
Subways fine
Firehouse subs peak
No one knows but I'll get a laugh out of it in the afterlife fr
Yeh but thats fast food in general
I don't like fast food
Except Dairy queen
chinook lost its blades, still flies
Fast food fell off when they try to use the same quality of food for higher and higher prices
They make a banging chicken basket
Land submarine
Power of belief and magic
Only dairy queen in my house
Rest is substitute like Margarine
Ew margarine is so bad butter is king
current population of my colony
around 30 mechs
20 prisoners
5 colonist, 2 of which are sango
1 squirrel(self tamed lmao)
But if i want to go out to eat it's usually local Mexican or Chinese
They make 100x better food
The squirrel is fundamental
how many tier 3 vehicles you have unlocked
Im really like the eating the mexicans as well
just the chinook
the marshal is a lil disappointing, the IFVs are way better
I found a truck corpse somewhere, but the chinook has 4.6k capacity
cant get the godddamn icebox truck
so I'm keeping that and also global range(if you can afford the fuel, it eats like 2.8 chemfuel per world tile)
Assassin was spelled wrong?
your colony can probably overproduce crops for biofuel anyway
no idea
cause tynan dosen't want to balance around combat vehicles probably
GTA vice city has shown me even more good 80s songs
centipedes are the closest thing we have to a tank
Why didn't I get games like that this shit so unfair
Centipedes are probably better than modern tanks lmao
high tech shit and laser gatling
Yeh, id assume so
Huh 30 plus hours of awake I should sleep
what do ya mean
they're futuristic ww1 tanks if anything
Gn yall
I'm saying GTA vice city sounds way cooler than GTA 5
Vice city aint where its at, sorry nostalgia.
nah the frothing fans ensured that
I'll definitely look into other alternate legal ways of acquiring it
you wouldn't
I'm not paying 100 damn dollars for gta 6
He might
Theres a very real chance i never play gta 6
A SMALL MUM AND POP COMPANY LIKE ROCKSTAR
I wonder what vice city looks like
THEY NEED THAT MONEY DUDE
I still dont understand why people buy preorders
Never would never will
Preordering is cheaper than the price the scalpers set
most people wont pay advance for most things
how in the goddamn do you get scalped on a digital release
a decent portion might just be because they want the collectable stuff you get with that edition
I never preorder cause I always wait for the reviews
oh right the collectors stuff
I don't care how hyped I am for the game, I ain't risking it
Like, what was that star wars gunslinger lady
pretty much any AAA company
I mostly do it out of principle
gunslinger lady?
though tbh I am very close to doint it for warhorse
RESIST
Yeah I think it was some star wars game
Idk, preorder, sell the account its on. The rockstar sales service gets cooked durijg day one release. Scalper profit
Pretty generic lady for ubisoft
don't give into that urge bird
Kill scalpers
meh, I've never given a shit about how my character looks
But her voicelines felt like.. forced
I'd more just not buy ubisoft games because I've never liked the formula. Climb these towers to reveal more of the map, liberate all these outposts or whatever
gets old fast
Soccer mom telling her kid they'll win next time kind of forced
my character is either edgy warrior man, noble knightly man or cute girl
I like the protagonists that give off mad murder hobo energy
Mine is hillbilly
thats what I want
No questions
Idk, i had fun with assasins creed 2 and flak blag
if I can get shoulder capes I will be the most sir noble chivalrous knight
Knight capes?
meh seems about right. I've never really been invested in a protagonist from any ubisoft game tbh.
Did knights wear capes while fighting?
they all just seem boring to me
I kinda wanna play all the old assasins creed games. The anamous thing was actually kinda interesting
my fav protagonist always gonna be my boi Harry
When he died that was the only real time I've considered crying about a fictional character
if the weather sucks that bad enough nobody's in the mood to fight
Harry styles?
nah bro, this stud
Who tf is that
maybe shorter decorative capes for purposes of identification
harry du bois
disco elysium
greatest detective ever
bro hasnt played peak fiction
it aint fiction if he's me irl fr fr
an expert at collecting empty bottles for a few cents
made for a very sobering january
Harry is so me tho fr.
Bro can straight up die from a chair being too uncomfortable
actually me
I've been doing sober January for 16 years
you wanna assassinate me for some contract kill or whatever, just make me sit in a terrible folding chair
ok minor
ok adult
Ok grandpa
yet again stating facts
im not a grandpa, im an uncle at the most
I hate talking to Evrart, makes me look like a fool smh
Yeah well i certainly ain't a grandpa
Doubt
I haven't got shit to complain about yet
evrart is cool ngl
Why are u on discord then
you can always complain
Except the anxieties of a ternager
I do love evrart's voice acting though. He's such a cunt but god I love how petty he is. I respect it.
Tell that to my parents
I always get shit if I complain so ehh
I cant
mans literally welded to his chair and he runs rings around you
I litterally just left 5 mins ago soz
parents
mm love the feelin after a nice shave
oh a police detective is coming to interview me? lemme just fetch the most uncomfortable chair I got to throw him off.
respect it
Dont say u groom while talking to a child
Yes we all have those
Unless your a test tube baby
dont shave, let the beard grow
surely zee has a wizard beard
no
Wha
yes
they're both scum but I prefer him over Joyce. at least evrart is honest about how much he is fucking you over
i dont really have facial hair
you were talking about your wizard beard
I have a teenager mustache
incorrect mate
I get the afghani beard after a few weeks
fuck i remember that
It's there, not much but there
i hate the peach fuzz stage man
The billy goat tuft
I'm proud of my teenager mustache
p much and a very well timed early vibe check to the player is always well deserved and funny
That happens on my chin
I crave power fantasies that make me fight tooth and nail for my wins
orphans 
Now orphans require a biological parent
just because 2 people shot and pushed does not mean theyre youre parents mate
I ment biologically
wat
I shall specify that now
you dont go up to an orphan and say "hey bro, sorry about it but you technically have parents, they just dnt want you"
lmao ye. thinking measurehead is the boss fight and now that you've got past him you're in the clear, then u reach his office.
maybe I do
You don't know me
I got choked, ran away like a bitch and jumped across the balcony
the ol choke and slip
yeah first playthrough he kicked my ass so I just did the balcony instead.
youd be a pedantic prick if you did
Idk. Iv always liked to say, a father is ur bio dad but ur dads the man who raised you.
went for a motorics build cause I wanted to shoot people
im not a pedantic prick
((it literally only came up at the last moment))
no
in this case
well not the first time
ehh, im not fussed about 'biological parents', whomever took upthe responsibility to raise you is your parent
you have no connection to a bio parent if they left you at a young age
god I remember feeling like a fucking god succeeding an awful roll and actually managing to shoot the corpse down from the tree.
I did, to see what happens
whats the point of the distinction
to feel more right
its not 'right'
arbitrary
I fought the urge to point a gun at my head with titus
genetic info and other such surrounding context
Not if the law has a say in it
as funny as it would have been
i think i fussed that chat with my shenanigans a bit
(Depends on where you are)
it would be more 'right' if you understand the complexities of familial connection
unnecessary in casual conversation
we watch yt 
yeah I did that, sort of thinking that somebody would just scream no right before I pulled the trigger, saving me and intimidating Titus
did not play out that way.
it’s not completely arbitrary, but yeah you’re right that relationships mean more than who splooged in who
i dont think most people are interested in their genetic information...
I dont know how I feel about the police carrying single shot 9mms
so fucking cursed
idk man I'm weird i had to make sure I was really theirs
I like it cause it shows how intimidating the mercs are. You're this ill-equipped compared to them
it's fucked
bro
im the oddball of the family
they coulda gave me a shitty automatic
I’d want to know if my bio parents had a certain tendency to them so I can have more potential info about myself
and I'd still be intimidated by people with a fucking nock gun and full body ceramic armor
to be fair, I feel like they're too scared to give harry an automatic knowing his track record
wrong gif
Nock gun mentioned
stuff like risk of psychotic breakdowns is genetic
lol
damn
at least in part
police literally cannot do their jobs with single shot 9mms in a world where bolt action rifles and automatics exist
Shoulder removal
i guess imthe outlier considering i dont give a fuck lol
I might be the outlier
I have to imagine it might be because you're both detectives. They'd have proper tactical teams but you aren't that.
but the point is there are reasons to consider it
bro
sploodging in people is a result of a relationship
all I have to do is pull up with a shitty compact automatic and make the detectives shit bricks
even if in most context who your real people are matters more than who you are descended from
descend onto deez
tactically useless when the opposition has real guns
I mean true
yeah I have to sort of imagine it's because you and Kim aren't from decently funded precincts
that is the excuse yes
sploodge
I mean u dont owe it to any way to say x isnt my real dad. If anything if he took u in and did a really good honest job raising u aftet ur father pissed off u might owe x to claim him as ur dad. But either way, id still wanna know, like. Itd be a piece of lore i personally want to be able to identify.
I do understand mechanically it clear that you cant shoot your way through the game
but it ticks me off so much lmao
It does seem weird but I'm sort of fine with it cause I just imagine the patrol officers are who get the better weapons, they don't expect the detectives to get into that sort of shit
it’s a world where the cops are expected to talk to people rather than intimidate
it’s thematic as well
disco Elysium is a kinder world than reality, I think
so how a police officer should react to a situation
I dont know
ehh nah
obviously it depends on the situation
in most common cases of course
that always was the intent
which is?
traffic stops? standing around to reduce crime in the area? domestic disputes?
those are the most common things
Dealing with a drunk individual in public
Graffiti
my point simply is no sane PD would consider kim's pistol in any way adequate in a world where auto pistols are something people can have
and I seriously doubt he'd feel comfortable carrying such an inadequate tool around
someone got into my flat one night and i just asked what they wanted and they said they were cold so we watched the first jason bourne and ate shepherds pie
i think thats a good response
I'm not entirely sure what I'm talking about though lol
I'm just yammering cause I'm bored
But people cab have auto pistols in our world and pistols are considered adequate for police.
'drunk individual in public' ? why does that need police intervention
they ran out of money. they spent too much money on kim's dope jacket.
in neither of those situations would a gun make things better
it's all they had left in the budget.
its not illegal to be drunk in public...
i think it's illegal to be drunk in public here
lol thats lame as fuck
Public intoxications a law here
that's besides the point if yer giving your detectives guns, give em an actual gun
Take things i say with a grain of salt
also lame as fuck
I'm just trying to see how truly informed I am
why would that be illegal
I agree, half-assing it is pretty silly imo
just help them home...
maybe the actual equipment was lost and taken by criminals, and the police are using whatever surplus they can get their hands on?
Not a particularly enforced one tho. Its basically uust a, if become a verbal abusive asshole ull get in trouble. If ur just chilling everyones happy
there we agree
brawls
it’s more effort to make the weapon less effective
mate, just get em an uber
lmao god it'd be funny to see harry's coworkers reactions when he'd finally get back to the office. They can't even afford proper guns and now they've lost a hella expensive vehicle because he drunk drove it into a river. RIP the budget
from a practical standpoint it makes no sense
but the reason it’s like that in the world is as I described it
Look man I haven't really been around drunk people
we do? I never told em on the radio that I crashed it lmao
it's a later harry problem
and graffiti, idk there was graffiti in the hagia sofia and roman walls from a long ass time ago. doesnt need intervention either imo
i can tell
I am very happy I did the sober ending for my first run
I might want intervention if the graffiti guys are doing shit to my house
that's why it's crucial for harry to loot the ceramic armour off the merc so he can pawn it for cash, pay off that car
both situations you picked would not need any kind of intervention imo
I try to be correct when I can
But I do an intelligence check whenever that happens
ehh im not bothered tbh
might is the key word
yeah
indeed
I somehow managed to prove to Kim that I was a pinball god in my first run, truly a moment
if they were writing slurs or something on my house id just tell them to fuck off ig
but if it was something cool i wouldnt be mad
I think graffiti should be cleaned if it's ugly
But if it's actual art you can keep it
yeah I’m kinda the same mind about it
People pay for street art murals on the side of there buildings sometimes
but people tagging in public doesn’t trigger me or anything
yeah
Yeah I love those
I like advertisements painted on the brick too
It has that like old school feel I like
this makes me think of that aussie dude who got arrested by border police for collecting samples for his periodic table collection
lol
But theres a big dif between some teenagers tagging, and a genuine piece of art being publically shown
idiotic response
Fr?
Lol
yessir
How did they even find a reason?
nice trade
Was he looking for polonium?
no
uranium wasn't it
have you tried mass importing chunks with that yet
Was it true tho
it has been my favorite use of vehicles so far
he imported an extremely small amount of plutonium that was less radiactive than a granite table top
What started with a radiation raid in 2023 will finish with him being sentenced to an obscure law next week. But why? No, seriously, why??
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it is true
not chunks, but rather trash
it wasnt radioactive tho
ye ik
I got the recyle wastepacks mod and it just makes so much regular trash which takes 2 years to naturally break down
ye I just dump my waste on neanderthals and abduct all stone chunks from outposts
at least not enough to warrant that shit happening
I live in australia dude, I heard about this
so I just shove them in the chinook
not enough to be harmful like a banana?
Did they go to his house and find that dude legit just had a hazardous rock collection. And was a bit of an idiot. But otherwise an innocent dude
nice
can you drop trash while it's flying
just dumped out like 3800kg? worth of trash
i forgot you were aussie damn
yes lmao
it would be hilarious if you can just dump waste in the middle of their village
it wasnt hazardous 


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