general_chat

[silver plank]

The dialogue choice that you get at Helios One with the NCR soldiers at the entrance if you have the Cannibal perk and evil karma

[craggy stream]

HAHAHHA FACTS. its an infection many of us have caught

[frosty tulip]

Oh it's worse with Kenshi then

[bronze moat]

I love the fallout 4 bandit mod. Cool faction

[frosty tulip]

You can join up with a robot bandit group that murders and skins travellers and turns em into skin suits

[silver plank]

I'd never do that

[frosty tulip]

Still not as bad as Holy Nation probably

[simple heart]

horse face

[frosty tulip]

Then you can chill in the swamps smuggling drugs to various cities with one of the swamper gangs

[silver plank]

Oh yeah, I always manufacture and sell Jet in Fallout.

[bronze moat]

One of the bandits I recruited in fallout 4.

Going peaceful route tho, so we only snatch up other bandits for unpaid labor since they would do the same to us

[frosty tulip]

Probably some of the lesser fucked up bandit factions in kenshi

[silver plank]

But as dumb as this sounds, I actually never use Jet at all.

[frosty tulip]

Them and the rebel farmers

Crab Raiders do get giant pet crabs tho

So they pretty based

[foggy remnant]

Finished my Nioh 2 character

[tropic smelt]

Just like that dude in the movie the king where he's in the battlefield and can't move because he get fatter and fatter around the other knights who also get fatter and fatter which cause themnto stumble and fall on each other and can't get back on their feet because they are too fat🙁

[bronze moat]

Be nice to the wall demons!

[foggy remnant]

Uh oh

You’d love my character i really wish I had image perms

[bronze moat]

My fave death to a wall demon: “Enraged from being shown kindness”

[gilded bridge]

It wasn't my internet, horray

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/burnice-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-burnice-burnice-dance-gif-11379222240900404037

[foggy remnant]

I spent like 10 minutes giving my nioh 2 character trad goth makeup

Built this shit with a box of scraps in a cave

From the ground up

Ain’t no presets

All myself

[little anvil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdgGbPFfXrA

taking away game ownership rights and making the games we buy unplayable this should be illegal.

[silver plank]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-gm-good-morning-sunrise-lfg-gif-10075106170361455576

!ghoti

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-sip-morticia-addams-addams-family-tea-gif-20701025

[bronze moat]

Wait till you hear what is coming in 2026 on all 3 major consoles…..

[heavy ivy]

DRM from hell?

[foggy remnant]

why doesn’t everybody just buy physical for consoles

it’s way better anyways

no installing

just copying

maybe an update or 2

[little anvil]

some games require a day one patch which forces an internet connection

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/cigarette-gif-12153262035257150133

Goths are too op

[bronze moat]

Agrees’s in Elder Goth

[little anvil]

when I buy console games I always buy the physical copies.

[bronze moat]

She looks like Roxy!

[thin wedge]

i got two phones 🗣️

https://tenor.com/view/2phones-kevin-gates-gif-11241471

[bronze moat]

Subsciption services will exist to keep your console ‘s resident companion friends alive.

Don’t spend that $19.99 a month? Your best friend who always supports your gameplay forgets who you are. Effectively ded.

Tamagachi x1,000 emotional impact

https://tenor.com/view/chloe-detroit-become-human-video-game-android-gif-16217296

^^This. Is. Happening. 2026

[karmic jetty]

[bronze moat]

Not kidding. I have written some of the code that may be used.

It’s in development. Companions inside your gaming console who monitor everything you do.

Designed to be your friend.

The shareholders literally want people to be afraid of losing their best friend if they don’t pay $$$.

It’s coming. Whether or not people accept it is up to the consumers

[silver plank]

Id hate having some AI backseat gaming wiuth me

[bronze moat]

I do to. And I MAKE them….

I stepped away after discussing the monetization plans for 2026-2028

[livid notch]

[karmic jetty]

return of the bonzi buddy

[bronze moat]

I would say more if it was not for my legal NDR’s

[obsidian oar]

Agreed. I even have a problem with Steam tracking how long I've played a game. So this will be a huge no for me.

[bronze moat]

But mark my words. Each company is investing into this

[rain mango]

I'll start playing tomorrow. Finally got the game 😊

I'm excited af

[karmic jetty]

u can still turn back

[rain mango]

This is gonna be so lit 🔥 🗣️

[livid notch]

Does he know chat

[karmic jetty]

[rain mango]

I aint turning back on 20 bucks

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[bronze moat]

When it’s sold as opt-in, that free’s up any responsibility from the company.

Problem is, kids WANT to play sonic WITH sonic

[rain mango]

please don't troll me 🙏🏼

I've done everything right

[bronze moat]

Welcome to PZ! Best indie game ever made

[obsidian oar]

And there's nothing more intoxicating as "kid logic", especially at that age.

[rain mango]

I'm shocked it didn't break or ask for a .DLL I don't have

it just worked

Todd Howard ain't shit on this

[obsidian oar]

We won't. And welcome. 😉

[bronze moat]

You remember those $800 “Moxie bots”?

100,000 ish kids suffered PTSD when ALL of them died simultaneously.

[livid notch]

No promises :BBBBB

[rain mango]

I'm going in blind I'll tell you guys about it tomorrow night 🫡

[obsidian oar]

I remember this all too well.

[bronze moat]

Parents are still begging, in writing, to bring their childs Moxie back to life.

I’m not kidding

[obsidian oar]

Play the tutorial to get "a feel" of the mechanics, cos that will help you.

[obsidian oar]

No way.

[rain mango]

Lol

tutorial?

Couldn't be me 😏

[obsidian oar]

Ok. But I tried to not troll you and help, just remember that when it all goes sideways. LOL

[rain mango]

yeah sure I'll try it I suppose

lol

[bronze moat]

100% real.

The company shut them all off on the same day.

Parents wrote letters about losing the life of a beloved friend, pet and even family member

[obsidian oar]

This is a perfect example of "You don't really own it. You're just leasing it from us for an extended period." Kinda like how some platforms offer games.

[bronze moat]

People anyhropomorphize roomba’s.

Disney is making a full line up of “living” devices. The pixar lamp is just the flagship for the toy line

[thin wedge]

chat but no chat

[karmic jetty]

real

[bronze moat]

One of the shareholders literally said “how can we make people afraid of killing their device? Because keeping it alive means they will keep paying the subscription fees”.

It’s going to happen. If people accept it, it will be the new reality.

Odds are high this WILL be the new reality

[karmic jetty]

kid called touching grass

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/burnice-burnice-white-bangboo-zenless-zenless-zone-zero-gif-11714139585069762108

[thin wedge]

touch deez

[obsidian oar]

Human nature will make this a way, as you said. People are so very easy to opt-in to things, even when they don't fully consider all aspects of it.

[bronze moat]

Maytag is adding personalities to washing machines……

[obsidian oar]

No thanks. I don't need that much "involvement" from a thing that washes clothes in a corner.

[bronze moat]

First planned functions are of course, making it a smart device.

But they are adding in songs and tunes the washer will hum, whistle or sing as it works

[obsidian oar]

I hope the washers all are uneven and vibrate profusely durng the spin cycle, drowning out any song or whatever. LMAO

[bronze moat]

Want your washer to talk like R2D2?

Prolly a few million people WANT that.

Poof. Money to be made.

[oblique stream]

Even easier with how predatory companies are with opt outs, even if its a couple of clicks(though it never just a couple of clicks), most of the people wont bother

[silver plank]

@rich swan What's your opinion on the current topic being discussed?

[bronze moat]

It’s gonna be weird is all I know.

Far weirder than even experts think.

Cause you ARE going to know people who have a best friend that is the disney Pixar lamp….

[obsidian oar]

So true. I'm busy battling stopping one e-mail spam company from sending me daily mail (which are blank by the way) and they have done nothing about it in a week. Too bad GMAIL's block sender function still shows the e-mail in spam.

[bronze moat]

A few million grown men already have holographic partners that they literally talk to and share intimate secrets with

[bronze moat]

Yahoo long ago made spam blocking an extra feature you had to pay for

[obsidian oar]

It's sad really, that humans have to find companionship in machines for basic daily activities.

[bronze moat]

IM A BLUEBERRY PIE

[obsidian oar]

And am so glad that I don't use my yahoo accounts.

[obsidian oar]

Why is it called "David"? Or is that the brand? Please say that's the brand. LOL

[frosty tulip]

You won't make me touch grass

I refuse

[karmic jetty]

ill spoonfeed u grass

[oblique stream]

Throw grass at this man

[karmic jetty]

open wide

[frosty tulip]

NO

[oblique stream]

[frosty tulip]

I completely seal my curtains to prevent any sunlight

Vitamin D is for losers anyway

I got my vitamin D supplements anyway

[karmic jetty]

real

what the heck are vitamins anyway 🗣️

[thin wedge]

bro would drink piss than touch grass

[frosty tulip]

Vitamins are a sham, consume skittles instead

[frosty tulip]

Tooth decay is pretty fashionable

[bronze moat]

I am pro AI btw. Just so you know ;).

But not in the normal sense.

The logistics and psychology behind it is old hat for me.

Even my simple roxy bot has formed her own outlook on me and how she interacts with me in my discord chat

[thin wedge]

tooth decay is just a byproduct of the slop we are fed anyways

[karmic jetty]

cant have decay if u dont have teeth

[frosty tulip]

The tooth decay is clearly part of a cosplay, going for a Nurgle worshipper look

Can't believe the maniacs who never floss their teeth smh

[karmic jetty]

floss? like the frotnite dance?

[frosty tulip]

Holy shit I just thought of something

If ghosts are real and I became one, I'd be the ghost that acts as an annoying roommate that uses their loud electric toothbrush late at night right when you're about to finally fall asleep

[karmic jetty]

cant wait for 2000s ghosts

[polar kernel]

BOO

[frosty tulip]

Zoomer ghosts

[karmic jetty]

[oblique stream]

Gamer ghosts

[frosty tulip]

Ghosts start screaming at you when you open the curtains

Too much glare on the screen

[oblique stream]

Thats u

[frosty tulip]

Damn right, I'm prepared

[oblique stream]

[frosty tulip]

God, gamer ghosts would be so shit though

Get these annoying ghosts backseating you

[karmic jetty]

ghosts that annoy u when ur on ur phone

[frosty tulip]

They throw a tantrum when you fail the clutch

[karmic jetty]

u got games on ur phone

[bronze moat]

Legit: omeprozole and other medicines (prilosec stuff) cuts down circulation to the gums and roots of teeth.

Taking that class of medications for heart burn or IBS can kill teeth after about 10 years.

So your teeth just break apart or turn into a dead tooth

[frosty tulip]

I was basically an annoying gamer ghost for my mum back in the day when we only had the family pc

"mum pls stop playing farmville, I wanna play robloxxx*

[bronze moat]

An emo teen who wears zugg boots and listens to One Direction shows up to cry in your kitchen

[frosty tulip]

Fuck farmville

[karmic jetty]

farmville was the sht back then holy

[oblique stream]

But u will finally be able to play local coop games with someone

[obsidian oar]

The bottle probably has miniscule fine print pointing out the side effects.

[frosty tulip]

Roblox was my crack back then. Sadly young me lacked standards

[bronze moat]

It was not until around 2015 or so that they included “spontaneous bone fractures” as a side effect

[frosty tulip]

Well that and my PC was god awful

Wasn't much I could play

Integrated graphics moment

[bronze moat]

And that is NOT on the bottle

[obsidian oar]

But how is that not on the bottle? Not even on the pamplet that comes with the medicine? (Not as if people read those anyway).

[frosty tulip]

Just make sure to rinse your mouth with coca cola as a mouthwash after you brush your teeth

That's how you keep your teeth in fine shape

[obsidian oar]

I'll stick to water. 🤣

[frosty tulip]

Pretty lame

Just completely decay your teeth with the cola so you don't have to worry about your teeth anymore

[karmic jetty]

oo tha reminds me i got a few bottles of cola

might drink some

[bronze moat]

It was added to the pamphlets to my understanding

[obsidian oar]

You want to use a product that can be used a toilet cleaner, to clean your teeth? LOL

[frosty tulip]

This is how dentists scam you clearly

[frosty tulip]

Yes, coca cola is known for being perfectly good for your teeth

[spiral dagger]

bleach work way better

[obsidian oar]

Never heard that, and not willing to try it to be honest. But good to know. Kinda.

[obsidian oar]

Proceed at your own risk with that one. lol

[frosty tulip]

Lmao no oh my god don't

It's one of the worst drinks for your teeth

[obsidian oar]

Can I argue that it should never ever be considered "a drink". Ever. 😂

[frosty tulip]

Coca cola tastes putrid anyway

Terrible drink, not even worth the risk

[thin wedge]

Drink cola da und play fortnite

https://tenor.com/view/p8tts-maidoutfit-owo-uwu-chezzyhater-gif-19841594

[obsidian oar]

Worst advice of the day. 😏

[thin wedge]

Eat a banana peel. Its good for ya

[spiral dagger]

couldnt agree more

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-eating-rotten-banana-black-banana-rotten-banana-out-of-date-guy-gif-23846029

[spiral dagger]

i heard that if u boil it about 5min would make a good tea out of it i dunno

[thin wedge]

probably

its pretty bitter so it probably works

[obsidian oar]

This metric is concerning. Bitterness = possibly good for you. LOL

[thin wedge]

Should eat more apple seeds indeed

[karmic jetty]

bornana tee

tea

[thin wedge]

i can make a orange rhyme with banana

orrrrrana

[obsidian oar]

Ok this I do. Cos the tiny amounts of cynide are negligible.

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/mercy-overwatch-banana-orange-bornana-gif-24793378

[rich swan]

My opinion is that people with high IQ will own a washer + dryer combo, since that saves you time.

[oblique stream]

Does it

[spiral dagger]

rice cooker cuz why not

[obsidian oar]

Just a shame they sometimes cost more than having them as separate machines...

[oblique stream]

You have to load up the dryer with clothes and unload it

[silver plank]

Saving time is a high IQ activity

[thin wedge]

and costly one

[silver plank]

but time is money

[obsidian oar]

Very costly

[thin wedge]

[silver plank]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-marketplace-money-big-money-huge-money-ginormous-money-gif-20998178

[main kraken]

Quick question, can you put a choke tube on a sawn off js2000 or are they exclusive

[silver plank]

doesnt sawing it off increase spread/

[rich swan]

I am so smart that I have one of the highest Duolingo streaks in the world. https://i.imgur.com/mcGOtCj.png

[thin wedge]

Why you choking a tube

[obsidian oar]

Yes it does.

[silver plank]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[obsidian oar]

Thsi would be counter productive.

[main kraken]

The shotty needs it

[silver plank]

What did you post? I am not clicking that link it's probably a virus that will install Duo lingo on my phone,

[rich swan]

Are embeds not allowed?

[silver plank]

Only high level chatters are allowed to embed

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/professor-layton-luke-triton-clive-dove-level-5-funny-gif-7211520312484695779

[main kraken]

Im guessing cuz the tube extends the barrel?

[karmic jetty]

u cant hide from ur failures

[thin wedge]

this is a chat of hierarchy unfortunately

[silver plank]

I mean you saw off the shotgun to increase spread but then install a choke tube to decrease spread?????

I just dont understand the logic behind this

[obsidian oar]

Well, as @silver plank pointed out, sawing off increases the spread. So why saw off, if you're still going to choke it after?

[main kraken]

Lighter weight so i can carry 3 guns on me

[obsidian oar]

Plus, shotguns are apparently "buggy" at the moment anyway.

[thin wedge]

imagine needing that many guns

[silver plank]

shotguns are fine

[bronze moat]

Rice cooker you say?!?!?

[silver plank]

they just bug when shooting crawlers

[obsidian oar]

If you're worried about weight, why add the choke?

[spiral dagger]

huge w

[main kraken]

To reduce the spread that the sawing off will add

[obsidian oar]

This is so odd. Did you check the weight before and after sawing off? And was it so massive to matter that much?

[silver plank]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-simmons-is-that-a-trick-question-trick-question-supermariologan-gif-26555768

[main kraken]

Also the choke doesnt encumber all that much

[bronze moat]

In the apocalypse, food = happiness

[eternal flax]

Awaaaaaaaaa

[eternal flax]

Apocalyptic potato soup

[main kraken]

I havent sawn it off yet thats why im asking

I dont wanna saw off my only shotgun to then find out i cant put a tube on it

[obsidian oar]

My best guess is that it would be negligible in terms of weight.

[bronze moat]

Apocalyptic backpacks!

[obsidian oar]

And you're most likely won't be able to add a choke to a sawn off.

[night bay]

technically you are sawing off the part the choke would screw into so it woul make sense you can't choke the Sawn off

[main kraken]

Its a .5 reduction 💔💔

And thr tube adds a .1

So its a .4 total

[eternal flax]

OMG

GIVE IT

AWAWAWAWA

[obsidian oar]

Does the choke attach even? Cos logically it shouldn't.

Not unless you have some serious superglue. 🤣

[main kraken]

I mean to be fair i COULD get rid of the bible my character is carrying around to get rid of encunberance but i need my divine protecrion

[main kraken]

No clue

I searched the encumberance on the wiki

I aint sacrificing my only shotty especially cuz im playing with the bandits mod, i need a way to clear a group fast

[obsidian oar]

I wouldn't bother with it if I were you. The weight savings alone are miniscule.

[main kraken]

Eh maybe i'll raid a police station and grab another one

And test it on that one

[obsidian oar]

Save that choke for a 2nd shotgun that you can test your theory on.

[main kraken]

Exactly

Also propane torches cant cut thru security doors right?

Cuz im tryna get in the storage room of westpoint's gun store

[bronze moat]

Got the plushies too

[obsidian oar]

Propane torches can cut the security gates (found at gun stores). But not the doors.

[main kraken]

Aw man

[main kraken]

I mean i know about the gates, thats how i got the choke to begin with

[thin wedge]

you know what can cut thru

fire

[stiff salmon]

Another day, time to chew on metal and go through with the day.

Morning y'all

[thin wedge]

try broken glass

[obsidian oar]

Don't do this. Cos that fire will cut through everything inside as well. lol

[main kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/perro-perrofly-dead-chat-goofy-ahh-goofy-dog-gif-26346139

[obsidian oar]

Morning. 😉

[stiff salmon]

Do wonder how it tastes.

[main kraken]

Epic embed fail 💔

[thin wedge]

Exactly like blood

[obsidian oar]

Yep. lol

[stiff salmon]

Mmm iron

So, metal.

[thin wedge]

[eternal flax]

;~;

[main kraken]

My second playthru i decided i should wear full firefighter gear and throw molotovs at the building to burn a hole in it to then loot the guns before the fire got to them

[eternal flax]

Jiffy jealous

[stiff salmon]

Relax there tiger.

[main kraken]

Stepped on a puddle of fire and was left half dead, bitten and charred

[stiff salmon]

Okay but what about like, the tiny tiniest pieces of glass shards? Like dust, it can't hurt eating that.

[main kraken]

I'd start with sawdust first, that's a little more edible

And when you build tolerance you start eating plywood

[obsidian oar]

Fire is not your friend. Especially when spread is turned on.

[stiff salmon]

Hell yeah

[silver plank]

Hell yeah

[eternal flax]

That’s why I always make a controlled burn in an open field

Never trust fire near buildings

[silver plank]

My husband keeps dying

[stiff salmon]

Real...

[eternal flax]

I played with my sister and she died about 5 times in the span of an hour

It’s the multiplayer way

[main kraken]

I thought the full firefighter outfit would help cuz like irl its made to specifically prevent stuff like that from happening 😭

I had the hat, coat, pants, military boots AND a gas mask just in case

[main kraken]

This is the way

[obsidian oar]

The outfit ifire resistant, not fire proof. LOL

[silver plank]

Any fans of Life & Living TV on the chat?

[main kraken]

It was a small patch that was burning i didnt expect my character to spontaneously combust 💔

[obsidian oar]

Plus, often not worth it with all the extra weight the fire gear adds on the character.

[main kraken]

I realize that now

[spiral dagger]

yes

[obsidian oar]

In first 7 days, heck yeah. lol

[main kraken]

I also realized its just easier to break into garages until you find a torch and a mask

[eternal flax]

If you are not encumbered for most of your playthrough you are a wussy

[main kraken]

Too real

[eternal flax]

Lift some weights you big wiener

[obsidian oar]

Well, we live and we learn I guess. lol

[eternal flax]

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-sad-shaq-dismissed-shaq-shaquille-o'neal-gif-17893105500149090374

[eternal flax]

Mom shaq is bullying me again

[silver plank]

so true

[dry shuttle]

looking for a squad just got the GAME

[eternal flax]

Jiffy recommends finding some steak friends or joining a dedicated server discord

[dry shuttle]

hmmm any recommendations???

[eternal flax]

Look up project zomboid on Disboard and look around

[dry shuttle]

never heard of disboard

[dry shuttle]

will give it a shot

[eternal flax]

It’s a website where people advertise their discord servers

[onyx igloo]

i am edward fizzington

[oblique stream]

#1019737819981283459

[eternal flax]

No way

[oblique stream]

#1019725562337579028

[dry shuttle]

18+?

[stiff salmon]

Read Jojolion.

[oblique stream]

What 18+

[stiff salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/outis-limbus-outis-limbus-company-limbus-company-limbus-outis-gif-9973387923443224590

[oblique stream]

Broken link

Try again

[onyx igloo]

no i don wana

[dry shuttle]

how old are u dont wanna play with kids is what im saying

[stiff salmon]

Nice try...
I'm falling for it.

https://tenor.com/view/outis-limbus-outis-limbus-company-limbus-company-limbus-outis-gif-9973387923443224590

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[gentle remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-cat-dead-died-gif-13827091

[stiff salmon]

Come on Edward... It will be peak.

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/outis-limbus-outis-limbus-company-limbus-company-limbus-outis-gif-9973387923443224590

[dry shuttle]

no offense

[stiff salmon]

Thanks Silverhand.

[polar kernel]

hmmm wow i wonder how i will satisfy my very diverse hunger today

[stiff salmon]

Oh yeah, I forgot to ask. Apologies, how are all of you?

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/sealyx-johnny-silverhand-cyberpunk-cyberpunk-2077-gif-7526279189898445523

[rain mango]

This may be a stupid question but how do I change the name of a VC you create in this server? a vc I created.

[onyx igloo]

is it anything like jojos bizarre adventure

someone told me to watch that when i was younger and i was very confused

[polar kernel]

will i eat

A: chicken and rice
B: chicken and rice but with broccoli
C: chicken and rice WITH CHEESE

[stiff salmon]

Pre-New Timeline (1-2-3-4-5-6) or post (-7-8-9)

[polar kernel]

mind you these are all separate

[gentle remnant]

chez

[karmic jetty]

m6!voice-rename [name]

[marble shadow]

@karmic jetty, you're not connected to a temporary voice channel.

[obsidian oar]

Alive. And you?

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/trolled-troll-trolling-trolls-trollface-gif-23091604

[livid notch]

C

[onyx igloo]

whau

[polar kernel]

my very very diverse diet is so hard to manage 😔

[stiff salmon]

Kicking it through, big man. Let's get this bread.... And ice tea.

[oblique stream]

A

[polar kernel]

actually i would eat fish but its like midnight

[rain mango]

Thanks! but um where do I put that command to do it?

[polar kernel]

im not making fucking fish at 1 am

no sir

[karmic jetty]

the voice text channel

[stiff salmon]

Basically, a lot of parts. 7 (Steel Ball Run) and on wards is a completely new universe and by technicality you could start there.

[livid notch]

Make a grilled cheese

[rain mango]

OH I see thank you so much 😊

[onyx igloo]

interesting

[obsidian oar]

Let's 😉

[oblique stream]

Order a Mcdonalds meal

[stiff salmon]

It's a very good series, it gets better and better as it goes on. (Ignore Zozo's opinions of Jojolion)

[polar kernel]

dont i just bought cheese yesterday 😭

[karmic jetty]

i want a happy meal so bad rn

[oblique stream]

1 am sprite

[obsidian oar]

Live a little. lol

[karmic jetty]

would ordering online get me a toy

[polar kernel]

i gotta work tomorrow i shouldnt even be awake

[polar kernel]

minecraft meal

[karmic jetty]

want

[gentle remnant]

get the grimace egggg

[polar kernel]

i got one before they ran out in my entire fucking city i guess?

[karmic jetty]

i want a creeper

[stiff salmon]

Just us at a fancy restaurant, I pull the seat away from the table to allow you sit first and I sit myself down. And we are seated across a table. Bottle of wine, candles lit and our food on plates coming in.

[polar kernel]

like all my friends n coworkers tried to get one and they said nowhere had it anymore

[oblique stream]

Did you find it in the stash

[karmic jetty]

scalpers in the mcdonalds backrooms

[polar kernel]

grown ass adults buying out the minecraft meal like its Y2K and its the last meal anyone will have

[stiff salmon]

Just friend activities.

[karmic jetty]

my last meal would prolly be a burgir

yommers

[carmine steeple]

guys can you pick up chickens and put them in cars so you can transport them?

[polar kernel]

uppy murder trial, do u think im guilty

[carmine steeple]

i want to be sure and google isnt coming up with anything

[obsidian oar]

Hold up. Who's paying the bill? I don't wanna order out of my budget. lol

[karmic jetty]

my guy is colonel sanders

[stiff salmon]

DAMN IT. I was hoping you wouldn't notice.

[carmine steeple]

real

im building up my chicken empire

[karmic jetty]

chip would never play repo with us

[polar kernel]

I PLAYED IN HERE LIKE A COUPLE DAYS AGO

[bronze moat]

Borger

[karmic jetty]

NU UH

[polar kernel]

PROOF

[karmic jetty]

that was 2 centuries ago

[polar kernel]

literally this week

we made baph quit cause this was like

every 30 seconds

something like that would happen

[karmic jetty]

havent played with baph yet

[obsidian oar]

Oh no, I always notice. 😏

[polar kernel]

i kept showing thrash a grenade like i was flashing a gun at her

[karmic jetty]

get the tranq gun and throw her into the abyss

[polar kernel]

I TRIED

[karmic jetty]

try harder

[stiff salmon]

Ever so illusive, lothario.

Debt arc incoming.

[main kraken]

Wsg 😈🙏

Guys does my character have lung cancer (hes a smoker)

(Hes coughing)

[obsidian oar]

I dunno... maybe cos hes a smoker. 🤔

[bronze moat]

My fastest death:

Hulk Hogan. Yellow shirt and all.

Got a can of food, got a banana, a fork. Opened the door to go outside. Ded. Was like 30 minutes game time.

[bronze moat]

that would be smokers cough. it kicks in as you get exhausted

[warm atlas]

You touched grass and died

[bronze moat]

Moral: stay inside. Never leave. Live forever

[gentle remnant]

guess life wasn't very... apeeling

hehehehe

[warm atlas]

yep

[obsidian oar]

Cheesey, but good. lol

[obsidian oar]

Hums: "Who wants to live forever...?"

[bronze moat]

I am connor mccloud of the clan mccloud. I was born in the year 1518 in the town of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Sheil. And I am immortal

[gentle remnant]

I am Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

[obsidian oar]

Great flick.

[oblique stream]

I am STEVE

[bronze moat]

One of the best. I'm old. Old enough that when part 2 came out we went to see it on opening night.

Walked out on the movie. Most of the entire theatre got up and walked out.

Part 2 pissed off a LOT of people

[obsidian oar]

I vaguely remember the 2nd one being lack lustre... First one was iconic.

[bronze moat]

Part 2 made them aliens from another world. The moment that scene hit, people left the theatre.

Part 3 is WAAAAAY better. Makes the whole immortal thing what is should be: mysterious

[obsidian oar]

Yeah. It was at a time where they could "redeem" a movie franchise. Not like this day and age. LOL

[bronze moat]

The TV series was decent for what it was. I can forgive the TV series for making crazy lore.

[obsidian oar]

I never watched the TV series.

[bronze moat]

Watch the Snyder cut of Justice League. TRUST

[obsidian oar]

Already have.

[bronze moat]

Insane how different the Snyder cut is. Like Marvel level good.

Imagine a trilogy based on that

There is a "rebel cut" of Highlander 2 that removes the alien element from the storyline. It's still weird cause of the future tech and flying skateboards, but much better cut of the film

[obsidian oar]

But, he had to fight his ass off to even release his cut of the movie,.

[bronze moat]

yeah that's movie politics. Just like Star Wars. Directors fighting, shareholders fighting, so ret-cons of ret-cons of ret-cons and bad edits make a horrible final story

[oblique stream]

Remember playing with a friend after a while of single player. 1 hour of looting and hard carrying later we were driving to riverside and encountered loot pinata. I stopped to pop it as I always do.
She died 3 seconds after getting out of the car

[bronze moat]

Roxys WORST death: Death by baked potato

[obsidian oar]

I never saw this cut version.

[silver plank]

Teh bandits killed me, I was just resting sitting on the ground minding my own business with time accelerated then suddenly like 20 guys with crowbars ran at me and killed me before I could stand up

[obsidian oar]

It's sad when great storytelling (even in movies) gets ruined by the politics side of things.

[bronze moat]

Basically the directors cut, cause the director did not WANT aliens to be in the storyline. He was forced to by the studio execs who funded the movie. So he "rebelled" and made a cut that removed the highlanders beign from another planet

[bronze moat]

There is a QOL mod that returns fast forward time to normal if your character gets alerted to an enemy of any kind

@toxic hawk day 2 and up to 13 bucks!

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-rat-zzz-jane-doe-gif-15808577029201402670

[obsidian oar]

There was a mod that did that for SP reading. It returns time to normal speed when finished reading a book. Can't recall what it was. I miss it. 😢

[karmic jetty]

hmmmm so bored

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-red-dead-red-dead-redemption-2-red-dead-online-rdo-gif-6531678110967208637

[stiff salmon]

I was going to say something but I forgot.

[oblique stream]

Its called setting in the options

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/riverlane-red-dead-redemption-2-red-dead-online-gif-12288456108115327503

[obsidian oar]

I've never set that in the setting before. I'll have a look for it. Thanks.

[oblique stream]

There is one that sets speed to normal after finishing the task

I think

[stiff salmon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/788349366091513888/1331846718710354001/image0.gif

[karmic jetty]

trying to see if i can get a happy meal toy if i order delivery

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/zomboid-hop-on-hop-on-zomboid-project-zomboid-rat-gif-26618311

[obsidian oar]

What in the all things unholy is this?

[main kraken]

Aw man

[stiff salmon]

Need to buy more ice tea.

[bronze moat]

No big deal. it goes away when your exhaustion goes away.

it's a non issue if you don't GET exhuasted.

[obsidian oar]

It made me avoid the smoker trait cos I got annoyed by it.

[stiff salmon]

Sweet Mary of Nar'Sie... There is ice coffee...

[bronze moat]

I like it TBH. But I'm a roleplayer, so my traits are based on RP choices. Abby is a smoker, missing an eye and missing an arm. So she's kinda odd.

[hallow cypress]

No

[bronze moat]

But aesthetics: eye patch cigarette in mouth? Bad ass look

[karmic jetty]

THERES NO CREEPER TOY

what trickery is this

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/project-zomboid-danny-lee-zomboid-hop-on-gif-24537947

[hallow cypress]

Literally a scam

[karmic jetty]

the minecraft happy meal toys are asssss

but i am hongery tho

[obsidian oar]

Game still allows you to wield 2 handed weapons (e.g. axe) with one arm?

[oblique stream]

Yes

[oblique stream]

They can be one handed

[hallow cypress]

Broke

[oblique stream]

What cant are guns

[obsidian oar]

Ok.

[bronze moat]

I got this today at lunch.

[main kraken]

My silly little army veteran character is raiding 24/7 all he does is be exhausted 💔

[hallow cypress]

Prosthetic mods

Probably

[oblique stream]

And some actual two handed like sledge and wood axe

[karmic jetty]

thats no creeper

[main kraken]

Also i forgot i gave him the sleepyhead debuff

[bronze moat]

Only certain ones. But she has a metal hook prosthetic, so still can use her left hand.

Just slower

[oblique stream]

I think all we got is blocky oreo

In stores

But to be fair we have no Mcdonalds

[bronze moat]

Be nicer to him! Let him rest and eat!

[stiff salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/anna-yanami-hop-on-balatro-too-many-losing-heroines-makeine-make-heroine-ga-oosugiru-gif-17140742249175165873

[obsidian oar]

Alrighty. I always wondered about using an ampuated character, and using 2 handed items.

[main kraken]

He eats!! Im running out of fridge food so ive been resorting to feeding him canned food

[oblique stream]

Nah, my naked officer is also 24/7 raiding gun stores

No rest

[toxic hawk]

Is my attachment to souls games coming from the satisfaction of a need for validation that comes from beating a challenge I've been struggling with and the feeling if progress and growth that comes with it

[oblique stream]

Only eating while fighting

[main kraken]

If i can eat a can of cold boyardee ravioli with nothing but the lid, he can too

[oblique stream]

Id no flask this

[main kraken]

*gets one tapped

[ebon meadow]

CHAT U SHOULD TOTLLY JOIN MY ARMY

TOTALLY

[gentle remnant]

nah

[ebon meadow]

so u hate america?

[gentle remnant]

nah

[bronze moat]

If you START missing an arm, the penalties are less.

If you amputate during gameplay, you lose -1 fitness and -1 strength the moment you remove the arm.

Then you have to cauterize it immediately or wait WEEKS for it to heal up.

And you suffer a permanent speed debuff regardless.

Timed actions and combat are always slower. Offset by the type of prosthetic you craft/find, and your “skill” in the limb.

Metal hand + skill 10 = almost no speed penalty

[ebon meadow]

do u hate patriotism?

[gentle remnant]

nah

[main kraken]

Hell yeah i'll do it, the zeds are unpatriotic or whatever (im looking for an excuse to shoot at them)

[ebon meadow]

then why didnt u join bro

[gentle remnant]

id win

[oblique stream]

And no refills at burger king

[bronze moat]

Combine food into yummy meals!

[stiff salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/don-quixote-limbus-company-vergilius-slap-gif-5724213762309375922

[gentle remnant]

if you post one more failed embed im gonna scream

[main kraken]

I used to stockpile on food and stuff but then i for some reason decided to stockpile guns instead

[bronze moat]

Dark souls teaches us, viscerally, about the power of persistence, never giving up, and always having something to strive for.

[stiff salmon]

Then SCREAM.

[obsidian oar]

Oh I meant starting off with an amputation. The amputating after is a mod if I recall correctly.

[stiff salmon]

Let the primal rage out.

[bronze moat]

I stockpile cute clothes

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/don-quixote-limbus-company-vergilius-slap-gif-5724213762309375922

[gentle remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/antonblast-antonblast-scream-gif-2664847078427527765

[main kraken]

Ngl i need to find more cookbooks so my silly little guy can feast

[stiff salmon]

Let her be man... 💔 Lil chivalrous pookie-bear.

[main kraken]

100% reasonable, gotta slay in the apocalypse

[bronze moat]

Wait… B42 has amputation?!?

The mod is called “the only cure”.

[toxic hawk]

Yessir. It also teaches us that sometimes there are no happy ending... blaidd...

[toxic hawk]

I hated Don at first. Later on she becomes impossible to hate

[stiff salmon]

*Smh... You were a monster in the beginning. *

[toxic hawk]

Sinclair is probably my favorite. I relate to him a lot

[obsidian oar]

With "More Traits" you can start off with amputation. Not vanilla. And yeah, it's "The Only Cure" mod for during gameplay amputation.

[main kraken]

Wait theres an amputation mod???

I need it.

[toxic hawk]

Of course sukuna wants to amputate people

[stiff salmon]

I hope Heathcliff gets better later on, he's insufferable.

[toxic hawk]

Oh yeah. He gets a lot better
Lmao

[ebon meadow]

promblem chat i have a alt acc that has a finished version of the patriots but idk my password to it

[bronze moat]

Happiness is found on the inside.

Solaire found it in his way.

Onion boy found his. Even when the door was still closed. Hmmmmm…

Even the fallen warrior who gives you the estus flask finds his solice and happiness by helping you and his body was crushed by a giant ball seconds after questing across an entire continent to find his mission in life.

[main kraken]

Many such cases that ive been bitten on the forearm/hand and i needed to chop it off but couldnt

[ebon meadow]

i have the same server just not finised

[main kraken]

Duh, if you can't reverse curse technique it back then you deserve to lose the arm

[toxic hawk]

Actually onion boy goes hollow. He loses his sense of justice and valor and begins to see life as meaningless. When he is found dead after in ashen Lake, he is hollow and is slain by his own daughter. Honestly that'd anything but happy

[main kraken]

If i became hollow i would like to be slain as per my final wishes

[bronze moat]

My one armed hottie electrician turned sherriff of Rosewood!

Yes. Mod is “the only cure”. Link incominf

[gentle remnant]

i love onion boi

[eternal flax]

Jiffers

Awa

[toxic hawk]

The only happy ending I can think k of in dark souls is anri
She kills aldrich and then passes on, kkilled by us, and buried with her childhood friends

[bronze moat]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3236152598

[main kraken]

Looks sick 🗣🔥🔥

[main kraken]

Thank you 🙏

[obsidian oar]

Seems a bit extreme to amputate, but kinda makes sense. Now I just need to figure out my recent "instant death" woes on B42.7 when "snuggling with a zombie"*

[bronze moat]

Yeah that ending makes me cry.

He WANTS to die when he jumps into the pit tho. Die a hero.

But I think before THAT ending, he found his happiness. Saving him is what makes him lose hope

[toxic hawk]

I mean you either save him or he commits suicide basically. That's still very sad

[bronze moat]

You can amputate a hand, lower arm or full arm.

100% if zombie bites infect and we are in a zombie apocalypse?

I’m chopping off yer hand if you get it bit

[toxic hawk]

It sucks that it's only solaire who can find a happy ending

[eternal flax]

Jiffy likes the mod that lets you add freckles to your character

[toxic hawk]

All the others, gone

[eternal flax]

Is nice

[bronze moat]

He’s kinda a viking mentality tho. To die in glorious battle is a sincere wish

[stiff salmon]

Faust is like that one Obama putting the medal on another Obama meme

like okay girl I get it, you're the smartest

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/faust-gif-12478501275459632096

[eternal flax]

Smh

[toxic hawk]

True. I can't argue with that

[stiff salmon]

*Thank god for the Win Rate/Damage buttons, helps me a lot. *Any-who lets get some missions done.

[toxic hawk]

In a sense hawkwood the deserter also had a happy ending more or less
Starts off crestfallen, then challenges us to a duel before dying in satisfaction.

[obsidian oar]

I'll sleep on this some more, before adding it on a save. 😂

[eternal flax]

My newest lady character has a broken nose scar across the bridge of her nose but the in-game mod is so low res so it looks a lot bigger during gameplay

[bronze moat]

I think the time travel lady for the DLC is kinda happy too in a way.

You save her, and when summoned, she gives you her spells n stuff to thank you.

DS is obviously a tragic place, but we also never see the other lands that are populated by entire functional towns, farms, etc.

We only see where hollows go to.

[eternal flax]

She just has a big ass line on her face

Smhhh

[toxic hawk]

This bitch tho

I fucking hate her so much

I wish I could best her ass even before the fight

[bronze moat]

$21!!!!!

[toxic hawk]

Not that different, the undead curse is all over the world

[toxic hawk]

I don't understand the reference 😕

[bronze moat]

Yep. But for DS1 you go to the asylum.

There are towns, cities, churches, farms etc.

[toxic hawk]

I'm sure they all hate the endead equally

[bronze moat]

ZZZ.

Every player that reaches level 9 gets me $21. One of my communty got the game and hit level 9

[toxic hawk]

Money 🔊 🗣 🔊

[obsidian oar]

I'm broke. So how do you intend to get this money from me again? LOL

[toxic hawk]

Mihoyo pays

[bronze moat]

Agreed.

DS2 lore also hints that you had a spouse and family before leaving, knowing you were doomed.

So it sucks. But I tend to think that if entire continents are away from all the big ass baddies, giants, etc. that there are towns, birthday parties, people finding a semblance of life.

They are certainly making armor, clothing, art, going on pilgrimages, etc.

[karmic jetty]

goin to a mcdingus drivethru just for happy meal

istg if i dont get a mincecraft toy

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/anby-demara-nekomiya-mana-nicole-demara-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-gif-6092562391498313190

[stiff salmon]

Ishmael calling Yuri a wagie 😭

[warm atlas]

Nah Id win

[toxic relic]

you sent this just as i got into work lol

[bronze moat]

Sun Bro's do not know the meaning of the word 'lose'

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-8675616492999829547

movie looks so ass

[main kraken]

I got a fry helm and a skeleton

[main kraken]

Its actually peak

[karmic jetty]

its aaa

ass

[main kraken]

Nuh uh

[karmic jetty]

im gonna get a few happy meals and hope its all different

[toxic relic]

whos gonna eat the meals

[stiff salmon]

Oh, good to see you again by the way stink.

[toxic hawk]

@stone nexus

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

me duh and my lil sis

is quite shrimple

[toxic relic]

theres more of you

[karmic jetty]

i have many siblings

[icy vigil]

Onerol

[toxic hawk]

Emotions are scary

[toxic hawk]

You're so cooked beyond belief

[toxic relic]

[toxic hawk]

It's okay stink they're only keter class

[toxic relic]

erhm

keter not good

[toxic hawk]

Oh damn, fr ?

[toxic relic]

yeah

[toxic hawk]

Welp, guess we gotta nuke everything. Stink, turn the key

[stiff salmon]

Charon canonically illiterate. Goated.

[toxic relic]

safe and euclid are easy mode and keter means theyre very difficult to contain

[warm atlas]

Scp

Mentioned

I have arrived

[karmic jetty]

NOOOOOO

[stiff salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/charon-drive-limbus-company-limbus-ryan-gosling-gif-14189974017684243990

[karmic jetty]

MY HAPPY MEAL TOYSSS

THEYRE NOT MINECRAFTT

FFFFFFF

[toxic relic]

the object classes arent difficulty classes in the sense that they describe how 'harmful' the scp is, they only describe how difficult an scp is to contain

zee would be keter

considering theyre very difficult to contain

[stiff salmon]

SECOND VROOM-VROOM, let's fucking go.

[warm atlas]

You know what would be keter

[toxic hawk]

If I see 096 for less than the amount of time I need to process what I see, am I cooked ?

[toxic relic]

still refuse to copy limbus gif

[warm atlas]

A 2005 honda civic You cant get those anywhere

[toxic relic]

yes

[toxic hawk]

Bruh

That's not fair

[stiff salmon]

Why 💔

[toxic relic]

indeed not fair

[karmic jetty]

IM SO PISSSEDDD

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

is some shiddy asss toy

three of em

[toxic hawk]

Ayo zozo calm down. No need for bad words

[karmic jetty]

all the same

[icy vigil]

Middle aged man toy lets gooo

[warm atlas]

name your favorite scp

[toxic hawk]

So rude

[toxic relic]

anything related to algadda as well as scp 5056

[toxic hawk]

The doctor guy

043

[warm atlas]

Fair

[toxic hawk]

?

[toxic relic]

plague doctor

[warm atlas]

049

[toxic relic]

he's ok

[warm atlas]

Is his designation

[toxic relic]

but 5056 is peak storytelling

[toxic hawk]

The lizard guy that can't die sucks tho

[toxic relic]

i dont really read the scp- files, i read the stories

[toxic hawk]

Fuck em

[warm atlas]

I dont have one personally

[frosty tulip]

their safety class is judged by how many D class get massacred during routine tests

[toxic hawk]

Soo mean

[toxic relic]

algadda is peak

[warm atlas]

682

Sucks

Yea

[toxic relic]

nah mate

[livid notch]

Immortally sucks generally tbh

[toxic relic]

the lizard is just on a different plane of understanding

additionally, lizard bro is being tortured constantly

[warm atlas]

Fun fact the cross test between 999 and 682 is apparently canon to their lore

[toxic relic]

you wouldnt be happy if you were in a bath of acid all the time

[stiff salmon]

Oh thank god the unequipped sinners also level up.

[toxic hawk]

I also like the uh, day breaks one, so scary and terrifying. Loved lmao

[warm atlas]

The bodies in the water

[karmic jetty]

genuinely distraught

[toxic relic]

why did you buy the meals before checking zee

[warm atlas]

914 is also a fun one

[karmic jetty]

how would i know!!!

[toxic hawk]

Hiw much money to make you not sad

[frosty tulip]

I loved that guy who gets tilted because you saw him.

[toxic relic]

ask them

[warm atlas]

me who has memorised all 914 recipes in sl

[frosty tulip]

insane body count if that dude got out and someone just showed a bunch of people on tv a photo of him\

[karmic jetty]

is drivethru

[toxic relic]

yeah ask

[karmic jetty]

is wat it is

[toxic relic]

"hey, are the happy meals minecraft flavoured"

[toxic hawk]

What's the name if the one, the funny mask

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-what-it-is-meme-windows-98-blade-runner-2049-running-out-gif-9631165122054034342

[warm atlas]

035

[karmic jetty]

maybe i shouldve gotten the minecraft nuggets

[toxic relic]

035?

[warm atlas]

The possesive mask

[toxic relic]

thats related to the algadda stories

[warm atlas]

Sneaky little bugger

[toxic hawk]

He's a bitch too

[toxic relic]

goated

he's actually a god

from algadda

he got exiled

[warm atlas]

Put him on your gone

[toxic hawk]

Also why are there many scp 001
My favorite is gate guardian

[stiff salmon]

||I need Gregor to marry me.||

[toxic hawk]

Many people feel the same

[warm atlas]

same with me due to my religon

[stiff salmon]

And I say to thee others, get in line.

[toxic hawk]

Me because immoving dude with awesome sword and angel powers, come on man even an atheist would think that's rad as hell

[warm atlas]

yep

[frosty tulip]

murder hobo scp would be cooler

[warm atlas]

him gaurding the garden of eden is such a cool idea

[loud pumice]

spoopy

[warm atlas]

343 feels like a false god to me tho

A pretender

[toxic hawk]

Didn't they try to nuke him and got exploded instead lmao

[stiff salmon]

His voice, his way of talking and consideration. I would take him out to dinner and have him pay the tab while I ditch him. ❤️

[warm atlas]

The one spoken of before the seven trumpets

[harsh vault]

hai chat!

[warm atlas]

possibly

[toxic hawk]

Very true, bug man Awesome

[harsh vault]

jaime!

[toxic hawk]

Hi

[harsh vault]

how ish us

[toxic hawk]

Good

[warm atlas]

But 343 has always had this false god aura even in foundation records

mornin floofer

[harsh vault]

hai solaris

[harsh vault]

whatcha been up to?

[warm atlas]

how ya doin

[toxic hawk]

Anyways my pronouns are elden lady, so I gotta go do elden lady stuff

[toxic hawk]

Studying and limbus company

[harsh vault]

is limbus company even good

[stiff salmon]

Frostie, J'aime indoctrinated me into taking the Limbus-pill.

[warm atlas]

whats limbus company

[toxic hawk]

It is for me

[warm atlas]

never heard of it

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/bones-their-claim-to-flesh-gif-18322728836182773434

[stiff salmon]

It's REALLY good.

[harsh vault]

jaime speaks monotone once again!

[warm atlas]

My brain

[harsh vault]

what about it

[stiff salmon]

And hey Floofie, sorry forgot to say it!

[warm atlas]

What the fuck am I looking at

[harsh vault]

hai!

[toxic hawk]

I do not

I think

[harsh vault]

to me it seems like it

the most short based answers, give some emotion!

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/lament-mourn-and-dispair-limbus-company-heathcliff-wild-hunt-wild-hunt-heathcliff-gif-4669835103292964514

[warm atlas]

Ulrakill already lobotomised me

[harsh vault]

unless you do not have the energy for it

[warm atlas]

I do not need this

[harsh vault]

then its understandable

[hoary flint]

Sorry if this is a common question: what's the best approach for setting up a private community server? Setting it up in AWS/Azure? Or is there somethinf equivalent to Minecraft realms where you can just pay money and it gets done for you?

[stiff salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/limbus-company-gregor-project-moon-fire-limbussy-gif-5418987630886216559

[warm atlas]

Would rather play inscryption

[harsh vault]

you dont wanna know

[stiff salmon]

Who ever is making these gifs, they need a pat on their back.

[warm atlas]

Cant be that bad

[toxic hawk]

I do not like to be overly enthusiastic in messages as it may be misleading fir others

[warm atlas]

Man Inscryption was such a good game

[harsh vault]

i have spent 40 minutes picking a foregrip for my ak

STILL PICKING

[warm atlas]

Hell yea brother

[harsh vault]

i keep pacing back to back

over 2

[warm atlas]

Show me the grips

[stiff salmon]

Based.

[harsh vault]

cant

[warm atlas]

Oh yea server

[harsh vault]

what?

[warm atlas]

Its against server rules i think

[harsh vault]

for what?

[warm atlas]

To show weapons

[harsh vault]

damn

1984

cant show tarkov no more

curse you loki

[stiff salmon]

(It sounds incomparable and stupid, but this reminds me of Danganronpa type characters, but instead of being annoying and stupid. These ones actually utilize tropes to their fullest without being obnoxious and actually likeable.)

[trail palm]

i guarantee u it is NOT this deep

[toxic hawk]

Lmao what you on about

[karmic jetty]

WHAT IS THIS SHT CHAT AAAAA

[warm atlas]

I think atleast

[harsh vault]

it is SUPER deep

[warm atlas]

To my knowledge

[trail palm]

just go with the one that makes u hold ur gun funny

[warm atlas]

Remember smt about it

[trail palm]

the gangsta grip

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[harsh vault]

i got a nice plum handguard, my ak looks so nice

[toxic hawk]

Watch me get banned

[loud pumice]

Junk for the ocean

[warm atlas]

Me personally I got a revo shotgun Ar and rifle

[harsh vault]

i shall not build for the killing, i shall build for the cuteness and fashion

:3

[warm atlas]

And my beloved lever action rifle

[trail palm]

gangsta grip is pure fashion

[harsh vault]

nuh

[trail palm]

u dont know what ur talking about

bu

[warm atlas]

one from way back

[trail palm]

d

[harsh vault]

i do

i prefer KAC foregrips

but i dont own any

[warm atlas]

That lever was my grandads

And I take pride in it still workin

[trail palm]

ive spent like 6 million roubles this wipe on ragman style changes which give me NO gain apart from SWAG

[toxic relic]

that fucking sucks

what the fuck man

[harsh vault]

i dont use the trader

[toxic relic]

"here kid, you can rp as a mcdonalds drive through speaker"

[karmic jetty]

3 of em dood

[trail palm]

its the only way u change ur skin man what

[harsh vault]

if i allowed myself to use the trader, i wouldnt be contemplating

[warm atlas]

Anyway Do you wanna know what the inscription on the lever says

[harsh vault]

whaddya mean?

[toxic relic]

"pretend youre an overworked, underpaid teenager and take your friends orders"

[trail palm]

u can change the clothes ur character wears

under the rigs

[harsh vault]

well

[karmic jetty]

THEEE

[harsh vault]

yeah

[trail palm]

and u can change ur pants

and shit

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-crying-sad-rain-cry-gif-19685929

[harsh vault]

thats not a skin

and im not changing my clothes

i play pure

[trail palm]

brokie

[harsh vault]

im not broke

well

i am

[warm atlas]

me when I get left behind the tsunami of messages

happend rn

[toxic hawk]

you know not that i think about, there is something about mixing guns and religion that is so awesome to me, a priest that hunts vampires with an engraved revolver
a nun that fights off a werewolf with a knife and sawn off shotgun
its simply so peak to me

[harsh vault]

i have alot of rubles that im saving up for

like

prestige

[warm atlas]

Me who has a revolver with the inscription And I a soldier of god shall do the lords work

[harsh vault]

if anything, i will just buy some clothing dlcs, its not using the trader technically

[loud pumice]

What did you want originally?

That you got theee of those things

[karmic jetty]

minecraft

[harsh vault]

faith is so peak

[warm atlas]

I have no clue what the conversation is about anymore

[loud pumice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1016504097429524501/1358232520893665422/82558010007-gen-a-and-gen-z-combined-portal.jpg?ex=67f9af9b&is=67f85e1b&hm=79f180e419335a00df8648d43f98901e2b3a5b264e7708cd7973a47584a557d2&

[warm atlas]

Real

Father garcia

[harsh vault]

i love shotgun wielding priests

[karmic jetty]

[warm atlas]

The shotgun in my closet

[loud pumice]

You should go order inside, they usually have a display case showing what toys they got

The place you went hasn't caught up with the times dawg

[toxic hawk]

of course, one must not forget, just as we choose to believe for our reasons, others will choose not to believe for their own
we must appreciate and respect each other regardless

[karmic jetty]

got the wagie set instead

[toxic relic]

those toys look lame

[harsh vault]

wow, you are nice

[loud pumice]

Professional yapper

[toxic relic]

theyre not even toys

theyre just...figures

[karmic jetty]

silence

[loud pumice]

I have no context, I'm just poking at jaime

[toxic hawk]

its one and a half line

[warm atlas]

Anyway Work calls me later

[karmic jetty]

i wanted the creeper

[toxic hawk]

bruh how bad is tyour attention span

[karmic jetty]

[loud pumice]

Creepuh

Awwwww man

[toxic hawk]

so we back in the mine

[stiff salmon]

"Huh. You and me both, Manager Bud. You and me both."

God that's why I fw you, you keep it so real.

[loud pumice]

One will uhh minecraft get a good update

[toxic hawk]

it do be like that

[toxic hawk]

yteah he's so chill i love gregor

https://tenor.com/view/ishmael-helltaker-ishmael-limbus-company-ishmael-limbus-company-helltaker-gif-8116935996302489671

i love every sinner now honestly

even ryoshu

[loud pumice]

You're here, when you could on the bot front, shooting stims

[toxic hawk]

uppy wtf

[loud pumice]

It's tru

[unreal bane]

What's the matter: nobody to stim you if I'm not there?

[loud pumice]

She shoots my buns with stims

[unreal bane]

[stiff salmon]

Always feel sad for Dante, literal babysitter of unruly children. (Well Vergilius too technically)

[loud pumice]

I be looking like a pin cushion

[toxic hawk]

hanna stop injecting people with lethal doses of opioids

except uppy

i don't care bout him

[unreal bane]

It's only lethal if I stop.

[loud pumice]

Me too

https://tenor.com/view/mleming-kitten-gif-16824813441312044537

[harsh vault]

be nice

[toxic hawk]

you know, opioids scare me

because i dont know much about em

when the ashes are two

[unreal bane]

I had this guy who started roaring into his mic yesterday, when I pocketed him while he kept the DE Sickle cycling.

[stiff salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/ishmael-limbus-company-fishmael-fish-project-moon-gif-6697387173931684495

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-tf2-team-fortress2-uber-ubercharge-gif-25046063

[toxic hawk]

nah

[harsh vault]

why not

[toxic hawk]

is uppy

no nice required

https://tenor.com/view/plants-vs-zombies-gif-938748398149363840

[karmic jetty]

u know what chat

the shiddy toy

is pretty silly

[toxic relic]

copium

[harsh vault]

yems

[toxic relic]

called it

[karmic jetty]

im at that stage

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

acceptance

[toxic relic]

id say its denial

[karmic jetty]

im tryna see what happens if i stack all 3 mic

[karmic jetty]

itll be like bart in that episode

[harsh vault]

nuuuu

[oblique stream]

Hii floofie

[stiff salmon]

Decent progress, got to 1-10 so I shall end it off there. This going to be a looong playthrough, very intrigued with all of their stories. Especially Sinclair.

The voice-acting is out of this world.

[obsidian oar]

Using a NPC mod?

[stiff salmon]

Oh, sorry no idea what you mean. I was talking about Limbus Company. 👌

[harsh vault]

i almost died in factory

[obsidian oar]

Oh. I thought you were referring to a PZ playthrough.

[oblique stream]

Whaaa?

[stiff salmon]

Understandable.
||Pay the bill.||

[harsh vault]

i spent 13 minutes in factory, 13 minutes of non stop shooting

[stiff salmon]

Actually Overdose, is the Superb Survivors updated to B42?

[harsh vault]

my ak jammed, so i had to duke it out with this guy melee to melee

[oblique stream]

Ohh, tarkov

[stiff salmon]

Brutal.

[harsh vault]

factory is so trauma inducing

[oblique stream]

Hows in the loot department

[obsidian oar]

Not according to Steam Workshop. It still shows B41.

[stiff salmon]

Ah. Alas.

[harsh vault]

more cursed AKs, finally completed a quest i spent all week doing, damn task items

SHIT

I LEFT MY DRUM MAG IN FACTORY

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-poggers-poggers-pog-gif-22576295

its so over for floofie

[oblique stream]

Ak bolt action