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I think modern car designers should get a kick in the balls every time they add LED headlights to a car
go to your nearest walmart
GREEN LASERS YOU
Especially when "don't need to be as bright" is usually compounded by the fact that people that use blue lights are the type of bastard that installs the brightest aftermarkets they can possibly find
I think they should honesty get a kick in the balls for all the unessisary features and ai shit they put into them
they only allow 1 night. If they allow it at all
I think modern car [...] should get a kick [...] every time.
I wish we had the colors of cars from the 70s
Everything is as bland as british food
no bus lane and its turbo inefficient. no trains either
bus lanes are peak
im stuck in this shidhole!!!
Well it'd probably take the US a while to make a half decent public service
we have bus lane everywhere
and different coloured buses
so we all know which goes where
I dont know the last time I've been in a train tbh
train is fire too
I like trains and cars
sitting on the train to papatoetoe and looking at the ocean woter
Trains are pretty cool
Oh Nono, tear the joint down and give it back to the people it was taken from. Then go somewhere else and put the trains there
what about motercyle?
take the roads back rahh
You jammed the cogs in my brain
I'm not understand
Better still, ask the people you're giving the place back to if they'd also like trains, and leave them a gift on the way out
maximise 1 car per household
america is a colonised region
i see too many houses with 2-4 cars
give it back to the first nation people
crazy
Motorcycle cool
wait america wasn't colonized?
is?
is a colonised region
da
idk why i wrote isnt lul
well where would I go though
I'm not saying i don't want to
Better yet, your household only qualifies for a car if you can fill the goddamn thing
finland
public transport my beloved
Finland?
public transport
temm
vittu
it's kinda their thing
1.6 Saunas per person
Shitbox culture
time for shower 
Saunas outnumber Finns
bomb assembly code please i'm going insane
As it should be
I dunno bout saunas
stinker
sit in hot room and sweat
I feel like a can't breath in hot climate bad enough
Oh
cold countries my beloved
I dont need much in life. But never get between a fish and his hot showers
Can I steal a lottery machine from a specific grocery store owner
wot u do is: wake up at 7 am, drink a shot of vodka, run into the frozen lake [theres a hole made for u to plunge] then go sauna
I'm assuming Denmark has adopted saunas to some capacity right?
sounds like a system sock to me lmfao
I believe you but I could have sworn people died similar ways
the honses balls shrink in the wintr
Yes.
However, finland
some die but the ones who live have great memories
its a real practice
culling the herd so to speak
idk about deaths
im guessing a lot of those cases are where people have preexisting conditions or cardiovascular disease
or hypothermia
probably get stuck under the plunge hole
in the ice
u just gotta dip in and out
better to do it with yer mates
I see
hai chat
dew it with a warm environment nearby and a buddy in case you go eepies or somethin
thats why u go sauna after
yea!
Australia
likes it warm
suprised Pikachu
eliminate the risk
hence this
You know I could go for some lengua de vaca right about now floofie
care to join me
👁 👁
whats that
Oh it's nothing
1000 iq joke from the fish
que rico
foods!
Senor, por favor
ñ
yes
whats going on in Turkey
leon has already mentioned that he has no plans to allow links from there
here
there
ah
wait so I can't link a twitter post here?
I think a man wrote a book about something similar....
huh, I heard a very ominous sound outside rn
stink you need to be more quiet next time
sorry i saw a skink and that excited me

Do we even have those?
well I'll be
I think I saw one many years back now that I think about it
I recorded this video
who are they running from anyways
do u know what coral island is
i mean the game
with coral
farming sims don't trigger my autism unfortunately
same
why play it then?
hes hate playing
to do something ur bf likes r sometimes
ive tried playing doom to help my work fatigue but it hasnt been working
yes haha
which doom
he's been trying to get me to play it
eternal
fun fun
i dunno anyone else who would play farming sims with me 
thats very sweet and I've been trying the same thing but it's hard for me
I did
Stinkname have you ever tried hotline Miami, it helped with my fatigue 
zozo blew up my crops

I heard it's good
serber stardew co op when
valid
its okay to have separate interests
if youre not condescending about it and listen to the rants its all gud
tonight were eating hotdogs for dinner yall because i didnt feel like cooking real food
Thats true. I'm just hoping to will myself to like it enough to make it enjoyable at least
yum
I think it's fine
yknow, its a slow day in my usual servers, so i decide to look in here for once
and uh, helluva first sight

you forgot the hotdog 
i ate those food
whats helluva
means "a lot"
a hell of a
damn farmin sims are borin
to some
hai chat
hello flof
fren
hi
cool
rip
indeed
best hope ur man's not here in the room with us
I genuinely think what I need inorder to enjoy a farming sim is some malevolent force to hamper my progress. Like in factorio sure I can build a factory and watch the numbers go up. But the biters give me purpose. They hamper my expansion, and they are a force to undermine and to be undermined. They are the joker to my batman
see fuck off tarkov, a scav one tapped me
something something I desire conflict
that scav was me teehee
RAAAA
cant u like
buy weapons there
myes
i luv hugs!
who doesnt
true
meower
nah i enjoy logistics to an insane extent, this is just not simulatin enuf
brainrotted individual
math man plays factorio
he's in the office with me playin that cat cafe game
calico smth
im a man of action
i might also be too wired
add pvp elements to my farming sim. Allow me to insitagte espionage on my rival farm. Have them hire local goons to set fire to my plantation. Have me bribe Lawmen to make laws favorable for me at the expense to them
yes
that sounds like tropico
more conflict
however, i am told that coral island has an ocean
where i can clean pollution
so thats something
I was about to clown this statement a bit
also mythical figures
this sounds like an average medieval RTS
lol
such as
im askin so i can look em up
well not rts but
in civilization you have farms
and can instigate espionage on the other farms
i suppose in age of empires you can do sort of the same thing with tech
if you add all those things does it keep being a farming sim?
mmm
got a sudden urge to replay ultraman fe2
i dont have a controller lol
keyboard mapping
zzz too much effort
ck2/ck3 is probably the only politics sim that gets close to the kinda intrigue I like
i want a p word game where u can act as a total buffoon and get no consequences
a p word game?
P word?
pol
Password
what are your guyses gaming red flags? For me it's got to be somone who plays hoi4
needs too many bren cells
Its a little too rng dependent for my liking
REAL
password game would give me an aneurism
ive never met a hoi4 player that isnt unhinged
Any way, back to the important thing
we need to put them all in a facility and throw away the keys
Tf is the p word?
politics
O
what game is that
No u
Weeee sadness
it's a ww2 4x kinda. Pick a country and rp as it
people with private steam accounts or with hidden games
huhuhu
no balz
they just dont wanna show they have 5 million hours on competitive game
(theyre still ass)

i just dont want anyone doing to me what i do to them
judging them based on their games
hypocrisy
perhaps
show us what u got
without judging nor condoning i understand, but

wait so you're a hypocrite?
dont call anyone a hypocrite
and, privacy is a basic human right
well at least your honest
real
show us ur games infinite games

You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide 🕵️
Show me your diary right now
it was joke dw
I hide my secrets not for my safety, but yours
well you can see im playing coral island so theres one
You are just hiding you have 12,090 hours on the KFC dating simulator
temm wrote the necronomicon
ermm is called a journal not a diary 
its a diary if you write daily on it?
I never wrote a diary cus I thought diarys were girly
decades of fish lore have been lost
being girly is cool
It's called whatever I want
ghoti is beginning to learn that
You're welcome
nah, my knowledge is reserved for season 17
season 17?
What am I settling
rileyflame arc when?
oh
I too would like to know
i only use journals for recording data 🤓
Technically that is true for all journals 🤓
i knew you were gonna say that
I barely register data. Statistics don't tend to stick with me
You're not in my head, I'm in your head
I'm in your bed
Bees
Keys
I played more dbz Kakarot and I'm on the world tournament dlc with younger goku, it's been fun 🙂
No I think you meant bees not bed
I don't know what this is but I'm glad you're having fun
you don't know dragon ball z?
He's talking about the game
What is dragon ball z
anime dragon ball z stuff, juast havin fun with the game! The dlc has ground battles which is interesting cause most of the time you're fighting in the air n stuff cause people fly, but the dlc is before everyone can do that so you fight old school, pretty neat
when I be dragon my ballz across yo- ah forget it
Interesting
I'm following so far
just like ratatouille
Alien monkey, god, dragon ballz across my
exactly
Just play black myth wukong
theres also the dragon balls themselves but they dont matter really
they're the funny plot device item
oh an extinction event and everyon dies? no problemo shen long heed my wish
Until they become just spammed
Once you collect all the dragon balls you get to wait is it actually a wish
I like when Bulma is using it to look younger every few years, pretty based
I was gonna say make a wish bc like genie I didn't know that's real
Crazy
or frieza to get taller, hella based
He's a hungry boi
he will be a cute rug if he keeps it up
hai chat!
bye chat 
hai zerol
bye u
:c

Foxgirl faust
hai jamie
how ish uus
sick
What you got
just a common cold
Sucks. Get better soon
common cold common L
thank you
🤭
hope you feel betta 🙂
fever
but cold is fever
that doesnt make any sense
Yellow fever is rare
erm rare is a different tier entirely 
A cute scientist is trying to break me psychologically, what do I do
zee do you wear glasses
I hope your water is lukewarm
i do why
Not gonna lie bro. Don quixote is very. Cute
You give off bad eyes is all
i may be paranoid, but im not an android.
bad eyes?

repo
Your entire persona on here is repo
repo is a game tupid
im so geeked (dont mind the pic quality)
I wanna see more sancho
What is the premise
i was lazy
maybe if limbus wasn't a gacha she wont return to being silly
Nah. I meant the uh, other Don quixote
but the silly creatura is cool too
is like lethal but diff
Family night wacky adventures
cute
Oh no. Not hong lu
I love him
Hus sister is cute too
hong lu fans are clamoring to see him lose it
I do want to see him crash out
Can't wait for his id where he expressed actual emotion
corroded cavernous wailing kind of does
Only got sinclair one
but kind of dosen't count since he's being partially overridden
heathcliff getting ready to steal another female character as an ID
Wait, is this an inside joke
he has sniped two female characters as an ID so far
Can't figure out which
only sinclair (paula) and gregor (smee) are behind him
ishmael is super gay and people forget queequeg is a woman
the full stop sniper is a woman in ruina
Fair, tbh she is built like a trunk
cinq meursault's release is funny
twitter having a fit over him not being a lesbian
he's just french
chat i fucked up
i added a scope to my gun but i forgot to remove the front iron sight
so i couldnt see through shit
just take it off
remove the scope and use the front sight
It only aims a little off without a back sight
I only play good games 💅
i would but the adr is a shit weapon
its all i had
I would play tarkov if it wasnt tarkov -ember
adr front sight its that much of an obstuction unless the sight is really low
i dunno why the sight is so damn tall
Cause its supposed to be used with a carry handle
right
@plucky merlin i see you peeping my profile
smh
be nice
such an attraction smh
im considering trying to actually use a toz
wym
but thats masochism
Toz is soo bad. Only worth for cheap scav hunting
well i do have 2.5 mil rubles
frostie floofie join the vc
but i dont wanna use the trader
🔥
nay
doing a HC run?
y
yes i am
frostie floofie get in here buddy we need you 🔥
m16 i despise specifically bc of the carry handle
G36 carry handle sight is terrible
m4 is fine
M16A3 is fine though
doesnt use carry handles
actually dont count on that
ok it does
but you can remove it
its a removable carry handle
unlike the others
with regulalr irons i like it
what
any gun that has a picatinny can be carry handled
and you havent invited me?
i never knew you played, and like i said i play rarely
so i just go solo to do whatever
i dont have you on steam?
dunno
done
sweet
jamie
i need your health expertise
what to do if kidney problems are possibly occurring
IS there a good safe place i can run to in Louisville
Im planning on travelling there soon and want to know if there is somewhere i can go when things get bad
Bought a mosin nagant for 500.
best buy ever
Even has some Finnish war markings
Things get bad you gotta use Molotov
Had to lube it up tho, and add some oil to the whole thing
That would burn everything
Simple, drag em out in a open field away from houses
Or... You come across a military checkpoint in way of Louisville, you could loot a shitton of guns and ammo to clear a area for you to settle in
True
Thnx
do note the loot is much worse on b42, you will find a few guns and maybe some ammo, but not much
Molotov it is then
Today I backed up a big box truck with a trailer attached to it into a narrow parking spot
the skillful one
You are rank #318 at level 19 with 16,959 experience. (1,191 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■ ] 35%
you see a doctor immediately
also how do you know it's kidney problems
so sick man
also
GEGE WHEN I CATCH YOU GEGE GEGE WHEN I CATCH YOU GEGE GEGE WHEN I CATCH YOU GEGE GEGE WHEN I CATCH YOU GEGE
it was just stomach pain its okay
if it happens again, better get it checked out
I dont play 42 honestly dont like it
she drinks soda, gets water but also a ton of sugar apparently
bad habit
you must have at least accidentally drank water
water is the indisputed champion
i drink a few cups in the morning
when you clean your teeth, when you take a shower
I lost my appeal in soda


this fuck ahh mod replaced rimworld main menu wit anime girls...

interesting name
are you elden lord yet ?
this place is more dead than concord
Prefer Frenzy lord lmao
wrong, its undead

Undertale Music is hitting hard that in practice I'm doin the AWP no scope
still lame, genocide is dumb
Nuh uh it is not
I pick pasfist

It's funni

if your house has a cockroach, you get it out, you don't burn down the house
I like destroying it big bombs and stuffs

Nah burn it all down
NO NOT THAT WAY
i like coral island
pretty lame
Your pretty lame
@plush cobalt this man made a spelling error, destroy him
you're* 🤓 
i gotta finish my dlc run soon, so lazy
embed fail
get cooked lil bro


embed fail compounded with spelling error
you're done lil bro
its quite something that, the person that likes the genocide ending also has a cry of fear background
Cry of fear is a good game wdym
Whar


NONONONONOONNONOO WAIT WAIT WAIT
I don't get it
I played it....
I watched marks
it was hell of earth
you don't know cry of fear ?
I do but never played it
okay the story goes as follows
man is depressed already
gets paralysed by a car hitting him
girl he likes doeszn't like him back
basically life sucks, so his therapist tells him to write his gears and stuff in a book
to help him get them out
you play the game that he writes in the book

and the endings depend on a couple cchoices in the game
He goes a little schizophrenic
there are 4 endings, i can tell you them if you want
if you played the mod that were based on half life that cry of fear were based on you will cry
Nah
of sadness not of fear
play undertale
AGAIN
like 30 times
Hop on signalis
AGAIN
i barely have any free time, so i tend not to play many new games
i gotta play persona 4 tho, gifted by my bro

things like "unleash your true self" and "what use could there be to play pretend"
dunno what shes on about
just say no
she cant unleash your fursona without your consent


Models by Rose-Engine
Based off this video
https://youtube.com/shorts/vAk-3ttbMyo?feature=shared
its weird because whenever she speaks, i feel mentally unwell, like all the mental blocks and societal taboos instilled in me just disappear
Already watched it
Funny how Adler's are so prone to bio resonance attacks
Have you tried just stopping it
signalis takes over my feed in waves
no
Did you play the game
yes
bastard pushed me off the elevator
all I needed to see was the cameo of king in yellow to play it
Hm you should try it
nah, i don't like depressing stuff so not now atleast
wheres the metal pipe sound
@neon bramble where have i heard that before
I love the games that give me depression, tells me the joy I felt was real
don't worry he'll learn to like the depression in limbus
in my case I just have a taste for the bittersweet
it hurts just the way I remember
Me when I don't play any of these games because I'm lazy
Mhmh
i do like the story feeling, canto 6 was just one gut punch after the other
Why would John half life do this 
I dont know how I feel about canto 6
a lil too close to home for me
very cathartic though
I'm tied between canto 4 and 5
dongrang is easily the most nuanced villan by far
and yeah the fuckin end dungeon was painful lmao
ngl i don't see him as a villain
mostly cause of how long it was
he's a victim to me
he's the antag for the canto, you get the idea
and man is pretty ruthless in his dealings
way he rooted out his ex colleague dongbaek
and her lil organization
if anyone's the victim it's her
they both are
nah fuck it the whole damn citty is a victim
ahab is uh, idk if she's just insane or innately cruel
insane
at first, i thought why is ishy blaming her, she didn't force her on the ship, ishy quit her job and went looking for it
but then uh
yeah
her whole character is blind obsession
how the hell do i outclash this shit in floor 10
i have to sacrifice someone
have you considered paralyze
now how you slot that in your team is another issue
thinking about it aint there KK team members w/ paralyze
there's LCCB Ishmael with her funny 5 paralyze but of course that means not having one of the very good 000 Ishmael IDs
none of my teams currently have it, and the only ego i have for it is wolf faust
and its a teth so i use fluid sack instead
and rng
unopposed attack
oh yeah, i 'm also currently building a rupture team
you have both bnuys yet?
ryoshu, outis, cinq mersault, fanghunt hong lu, seven heath and a general id to be determined
I'm mildly annoyed I didnt get the event ID until after I manhandled ricardo
lmao
and i decided to start saving my stuff
i have nothing to roll for currently
not even middle clair cuz who cares
hi guys
I love this screenie
👋
she canonically has one hell of a grip
even heath couldn't escape
wonder what she can do with that grip
hmmmmm


True
😐
this living rent free in my head right now
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN PROJECT MOON
are you in the dungeon yet
yes
que?
Me when i see people use grip straps at the gym 
if it aint a spooler gimem
you murder the future generation
steam happy

why are awak
because i can
e
:3
true . . .
Frostie where are you from
portugal
nevermind I impulsively turned my enkephalin into modules again
wiki to the rescue!
Eh why would you be asleep
echo look in my fucking steam
4 am for her
They call me Echokiller31
5
its 5 am
The hell
this shows up in canto 6 when verg became a unit
there's a bunch of stuff I'm holding off on so dw about that
that's the only thing I got from that message
Is this a vibe chat
is the father the only primogenitor i wonder
Oh lil bro is canadian
no
or are there more gen 1 fiends
he is one of many elders
i see
feels like one of the maps from l4d2
you finally checked my steam
echo, lets play warframe
echo hop on fortnut
echo, do a hop
skynut
echo do a jumping jack
Do you even have fortnai installed 
echo, go become elden lord
echo get to the burger town
echo
echo destroy that apc
echo find my wife
echo clear that house of enemy hostiles
echo make me a sandwich
echo, grab the molotove and light the tank
echo please shoot jamie
echo spare jamie
echo listen to me
do not kill, echo
if you shoot me you don't get free medical advice in the future
echo please kill me
I'm going to shoot you first so nobody can get medical advice when I shoot them
echo, give fluf mental support
points away oh look, its a dawn office rodion id !
skeddadles
echo im going to jump
Compelling argument truly
echo he knows dayz keybinds.!
Isn't f11 screenshot or something
Press f11
he knows f11!
ayo
echo do not press f11
DO NOT REDEEM
echo
eat the f11 key
MAAM MAAM DO NOT REDEEM
Yummers
i will redeem
delicious 500 dabloons
500 cigarettes
what is that small tiny weeny finger
bread
looks so cute
echo steal their bread
Bro looks 4'9
I recognize those floorboards..
AINT NO WAY THATS LOTG
THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU HAVE GIVEN ME NUCLEAR AMMO
@strange spruce YO AHH IS SO COOKED LIL BRO
It's joever for lotg
deploy the snipe bot
OHHHH MAMA i am going to eat that man alive
Mein gott
Is this Echo in the same room as us?
No
Echo died after pressing f11
echo, whats your blood type
Honestly no clue
Linux users vs Electric Chair
your breath stinks

if you need blodd, hmu, i got O-
I'll take 12 gallons
no
2 gallons
I'll take 2 for the go




