general_chat

[onyx igloo]

no the shit we are not.

[bronze moat]

Made by Kevin Smith! Really cool remake / retelling of the series.

In mini series format so it’s a full story

[onyx igloo]

have you seen the cybertruck

[neat moat]

cyber truck isn't the same as traffic laws

[onyx igloo]

it shouldnt be on the fucking road

[plush cobalt]

I feel like once you get into double digits for car accidents it's worth considering investing in teleportation

[gentle remnant]

Oh yea the new he man stuff on netflix has been fun

[onyx igloo]

its just an example, not a good one

but a general idea

[plush cobalt]

Interesting, wasn't aware of it

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825273448149286922/1315338358188150864/1733634972526851.gif

hon

z

[neat moat]

I keep putting off checking my gass milage

[bronze moat]

There is a stretch of road I drive on every DAY to enter seattle.

We average OVER 1 car accident, per day, between the hours of 11 am and 1 pm on a short section of 4 freeway exits.

Literally every day in less than a 5 mile stretch of freeway we have at LEAST one car accident.

Semi’s flip over. We’ve had cars fly off the overpass into the trees and houses below

[neat moat]

and average price

[onyx igloo]

mad max or nissan leaf

let me know

[plush cobalt]

Where's that car going with all that gass

[neat moat]

what

[fathom igloo]

Explain how

[silver plank]

Are you sponsored?

[neat moat]

Into the air we breath

[onyx igloo]

do you think mad max vehicles have a good gas mileage

[plush cobalt]

I'm so glad you asked.

[bronze moat]

Ha! No

[onyx igloo]

yes my comparison is solid as steel

[silver plank]

Agreed

[neat moat]

Max max universe is strangely liberal with its use of resources

[gentle remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/the-flintstones-fred-wilma-dino-gif-13215672

my mad max car

[polar kernel]

boy i sure love fortnite

[fathom igloo]

Omar I’m waiting

[onyx igloo]

what does this mean

there is no government in mad max

[plush cobalt]

Apparently they made a new season of Totally Spies last year

[polar kernel]

mad max rock riders faction my beloved

[silver plank]

Uhh thats prehistoric homer simpson

[polar kernel]

they look so cool

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/guitar-mad-max-fury-road-electric-guitar-rocking-out-jamming-gif-3389097859580245812

[gentle remnant]

grrrr

[onyx igloo]

oh wait

wrong meaning

[bronze moat]

Action movies always are.

Some dude in the apocalypse is not going to swing his ONLY shotgun at a dude and break it over the head of a bad guy.

But ACTION requires it

[onyx igloo]

lmao

[fathom igloo]

This is not information on how Bella can teleport

[silver plank]

Or should I say precambrian?

[plush cobalt]

I'm so glad you asked.

[silver plank]

Omar is sponsored

Watch out

[polar kernel]

peak design

[fathom igloo]

I own a brick and a soup can, pick which one you want launched at your face.

[plush cobalt]

Why not both

[fathom igloo]

Done

[onyx igloo]

put soup can on stove

DO NOT OPEN

[plush cobalt]

Actually I think that's two people

[onyx igloo]

this is very important

USE AS GRENADE

[fathom igloo]

No, it’s for throwing purposes

[onyx igloo]

but it can be thrown

with heat damage

possibly explosion

[fathom igloo]

I like your thinking

[silver plank]

I will trust gaming grandpa with everything he says because I trust his wisdom

[plush cobalt]

Trusting sean mcgire

Absurd

[fathom igloo]

Oh shit it is him

[silver plank]

Sean McGire

[plush cobalt]

Simple display name changes do not fool me

[fathom igloo]

HAHAHA

[silver plank]

Eoe

My mind's blown

He had me fooled

[onyx igloo]

im gaming grandpa

what do you mean

[plush cobalt]

An effective disguise clearly

[onyx igloo]

i craft meatsword

[neat moat]

source?

[silver plank]

Its like the Kitchen Nightmares episodes where Gordon Ramsay disguises as random people and fools evrryone

[onyx igloo]

gortn razer

[silver plank]

I watchd a youtube video about it

[silver plank]

Hey gramps you wanna play Project Zomboid with me and the gang?

[onyx igloo]

im dying

[plush cobalt]

People play Project Zomboid?

[onyx igloo]

hrtsatack

[plush cobalt]

Classic grandpa

[onyx igloo]

AUGHH

[silver plank]

Someone call 911 quick

[gentle remnant]

oh gramps, you and your hijinks

[onyx igloo]

AMHGWSAM

im di

[fathom igloo]

Damn, still younger than Omar

@plush cobalt is literally a casket

[silver plank]

Thats rude

[onyx igloo]

omar is nosferatu

[plush cobalt]

I feel like you're still not getting that people don't turn into caskets when they die

[neat moat]

They... don't?

[silver plank]

Is anyone here a fan of Dracula Flow?

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-gif-21253018

this shit aint nothin on me man

[fathom igloo]

Just you

[silver plank]

I think Dracula Flow is the most important rapper of 2024 and 2025.

[fathom igloo]

He’s my grandpa, I’m allowed to insult him.

[onyx igloo]

we should all insult eachother

equality

[silver plank]

https://tenor.com/view/dracula-flow-dracula-flow-don't-need-to-see-the-price-tag-rich-gif-16302457647501309522

[plush cobalt]

I would never insult any of you gormless worms

[onyx igloo]

i would never insult you you gelatinous cube

[silver plank]

Black pudding

Gray ooze

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-serious-im-a-grumpy-old-ma-gif-14442199

[neat moat]

the British eat jellified blood

[bronze moat]

SKYRIM HAS GELATENOUS CUBE MOD!

[onyx igloo]

i dont have skyrim

[fathom igloo]

Have you seen Omar? No need. Literal walking insult

[plush cobalt]

You needn't take it as a personal insult that I'm so perfect

Comparison is the thief of joy after all

[fathom igloo]

Does Skyrim still have the glitch that if you explore before unlocking vampires that you can’t get inside their castle without using powers on a plate to fly through their gate?

[silver plank]

[lyric galleon]

what does gelatenous cube mod look like

[fathom igloo]

Walking casket with sunglasses

[lyric galleon]

my favorite exploit for skyrim is for the gravity gun spell exclusive to vampire lords

[bronze moat]

Short answer: bethesda fixed ONE BUG with the “anniversary edition”.

ONE. Just. One.

[plush cobalt]

I'll have you know they're transition lenses

[silver plank]

Is there any mod that turns Skyrim into a good game?

[lyric galleon]

they added a lot of community mods though lol

[silver plank]

I am a Bethesdrone

Anything God Howard does is truth.

[bronze moat]

Just everything that was on the creation club.

I may or may not have some of my content in those mods

[lyric galleon]

thats awesome

[onyx igloo]

amata bad in fallout 3

[silver plank]

All thanks to God Howard

Praise

[onyx igloo]

i havent played fallout three but videos tell me shes a beyotch

[lyric galleon]

i dont think i can stomach another vanilla skyrim run

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-vs-aliens-bob-bob-eating-carrots-monsters-vs-aliens-carrots-carrots-gif-10979397057536458607

im going to be sick

[fathom igloo]

And the glitter skin?

[karmic jetty]

congrats to the lenses

[bronze moat]

It just works.

Replaces NPC head with train.

Has NPC run REALLY fast.

Body underground. Train head above ground.

TRAIN IS IN GAME NOW!

[fathom igloo]

It’s good for what it gives you… you don’t get those kind of play hours anymore

[naive flicker]

How i look at the woman of the reception at the Bethesda HQ after walking past her with a duffle bag full of IEDs (i fuckin hate the FO4 next gen update)

[silver plank]

Did you know that Todd Howard personally progrmmed Skyrim code?

[polar kernel]

its from mad max

[neat moat]

wait I think I remember which one

[lyric galleon]

i think i can tolerate fallout 4 vanilla

[polar kernel]

my FAVORITE barely included faction my beloved rock riders

[lyric galleon]

but not skyrim vanilla

id rather play morrowwind without sprinting

[naive flicker]

I can't tolerate any vanilla when it comes to Bethesda

[bronze moat]

I can fix it or help you roll it back if on PC.

I am Bethesda guru

[neat moat]

yeah

[last spoke]

I'm beginning to think you just don't like things

[lyric galleon]

im talking shit about skyrim vanilla but id probably play a lot again given the chance

[karmic jetty]

nono crusaders right

[neat moat]

max max universe is pretty shallow unfortunately. But it's a good watch nonetheless

[silver plank]

I dont think I have played any vanilla Bethesda game since Fallout 4 came out

on and the abomination known as FO76

[naive flicker]

Dw i got it

[neat moat]

I don't understand why people still buy Bethesda products. They can't make games

[naive flicker]

I reverted to the latest version before the next gen bullshit

[silver plank]

how dare you

jk Starfield is trash

[naive flicker]

I thought you don't want to talk to me

[onyx igloo]

Starfield 1 million potatoes

[silver plank]

Scamfield

[last spoke]

Didn't they literally just make space Skyrim?

[bronze moat]

I ONLY play vanilla fallout.

See?

[silver plank]

I know Starfield sucked because Todd didn't have anything to do with it

[karmic jetty]

starefield

[naive flicker]

Yeahhh

Definitely vanilla

[karmic jetty]

to call it space skyrim is an exaggeration

[lyric galleon]

fallout 4 is def the best game they put out as of late, great shooter game, terrible fallout game

[lyric galleon]

no

[onyx igloo]

is that a reverse dr phil haircut

[silver plank]

What makes it a terrible fallout game?

[lyric galleon]

its one to one

[karmic jetty]

its worse than skyrim bro

[lyric galleon]

role playing elements is flushed down the gutter

[bronze moat]

Yeah. But they removed a ton of the skyrim engine stuff.

Hence the zoom ins during dialogue like the Morrowind days.

Same game engine from the last 15 years

[fathom igloo]

Doom and quake though

[lyric galleon]

we all know which bethesda writer to blame though

[silver plank]

you are playing the role of a father/mother looking for their son

[lyric galleon]

he who must not be named

[onyx igloo]

todd

?

[silver plank]

no it wasnt todd

Todd only programmed it

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[naive flicker]

Neil Druckmann 👽

Jk he works for naughty dog

[bronze moat]

Fans literally hate him now for the fallout canon changes

[lyric galleon]

yep

[silver plank]

what fans?

[onyx igloo]

did he ruin fallout 3

[silver plank]

Im a fan and I dont hate him

[last spoke]

Sixteen times one sixty fourth the detail

[onyx igloo]

with the whole amata thingy

[silver plank]

I have more hours in Skyrim than all of you put together

[lyric galleon]

ive experience so much bad writing that i decided to get into writing myself

its not that hard

[onyx igloo]

vault 101 is the vault of ingrates

[neat moat]

Doom and quake were id Software

[silver plank]

lmk when you write a AAA game

[lyric galleon]

its not that fucking hard to write a story that could resonate with your audience

[naive flicker]

I blew up vault 101 cuz fuck y'all

[onyx igloo]

fr

[last spoke]

And I'll bet my gf makes you look like a fresh install

[naive flicker]

Not letting me in after this?

Fuuuuck you

[silver plank]

I doubt it

[onyx igloo]

let amata enjoy a nice talk with the enclave

[last spoke]

I'unno

[lyric galleon]

its not that fucking hard to not write yourself into a powerfantasy story and get angry that other people hate it

[bronze moat]

There is legit worry that ES6 may be the last gasp to avoid going down the same path as Ubisoft

[last spoke]

I just know Maki quite likes Skyrim

[karmic jetty]

mm elder slop 6

[onyx igloo]

ubisoft is pretty bad anymore innit?

[neat moat]

I'm actually curious because I heard that Bethesda used to be a good gaming company, but what good games did they produce?

[silver plank]

Did you finish Fallout 1 and 2?

[fathom igloo]

I did not like the Skyrim ending though

[last spoke]

Ubislop*

[fathom igloo]

From what I remember it made me sad

[silver plank]

and if so, which ending did you pick?

[bronze moat]

They lost like 800 million this year alone. Likely more

[onyx igloo]

arent they the ones who added that one celeb to cod?

i forgot her name

very pink

[naive flicker]

Fallout tactics

[onyx igloo]

uhhh

[naive flicker]

[onyx igloo]

pink woman..

rapper..?

[lyric galleon]

im scared for how they will butcher redguard lore

[last spoke]

Ubi has nothing to do with cod?

[lyric galleon]

all i know is i got it for free on epic

[onyx igloo]

wait am i mixing up companies?

[fathom igloo]

Nicki Minaj?

[silver plank]

so how do you know its a bad fallout game

[onyx igloo]

THAT ONE

[silver plank]

what is your point of comparison? FNV? 😄

[onyx igloo]

the pinki nicki

[lyric galleon]

i aint got no beef for fo1 and fo 2 though

[onyx igloo]

why was she added to military fighty game???

[naive flicker]

FNV fans adding 200 mods to their game to make it barely playable:

[lyric galleon]

im talking about shitty writers

[naive flicker]

(they still shit on FO4)

[lyric galleon]

i like fo1 and fo2

[fathom igloo]

Hold up Nicki Minaj is in a video game?

[silver plank]

I doubt you werent even on the No Supermutants Allowed forums drama

[naive flicker]

I don't

[bronze moat]

Some of the old devs worked on windows DOS games.

But elder scrolls arena in 1994 was prolly the first “major” title for Bethesda

[naive flicker]

The gameplay isn't for me at all

[lyric galleon]

fo1 better though, argue with your cat

[last spoke]

A skin in mw2 2022

[onyx igloo]

yes

[fathom igloo]

wtf 😂

[lilac quarry]

didn't they add lil wayne too

[onyx igloo]

why does she look like shes pulling her forehead back really far

[lyric galleon]

call of duty is fortnite the second

[gentle remnant]

gaming has died

[last spoke]

Anyone that uses it lacks personality traits

[silver plank]

so you think the Jet kid is a good fallout character and Bethesda needs to bring this kind of stuff back?

[onyx igloo]

i like old call of duty

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!!

[neat moat]

All I remember abotu her is the poor sops life she ruined

[lyric galleon]

i dont know much of either game so i cant say

[onyx igloo]

which poor sop

[silver plank]

I am just angry that Elton John was not referenced on Fallout 4

[onyx igloo]

i imagine there is multiple

[naive flicker]

They alr did with cook cook

Well obsidian did

[last spoke]

I'unno, if you want a good multiplayer shooter, the finals is fun

[onyx igloo]

isnt jet made from brahmin shit

[silver plank]

yeah all those characters are just good for getting killed

[fathom igloo]

When will Rob Lowe make his appearance in everything again?

[silver plank]

they add very little to the world

[onyx igloo]

isnt that canon

[lyric galleon]

COOK COOK MENTIONED, MK 1 ULTRA ACTIVATION CODE DETECTED, KILL ALL RAIDERS

[karmic jetty]

buh theres like 3 diff convo

[bronze moat]

You know all the features that people hate in starfield? Like buying in game content at a store for real money?

Yeah…. That’s literally being talked about more than the lore of the game.

99% of the talks about anniversary edition was not gameplay or anything else. It was “will players pay $19.99 or $29.99 for this? Cause we beed to make at least 20 million in sales”

[naive flicker]

But js sayin seeing decapitated heads, mangled bodies and heads on spikes surely ain't fun either but that's just what fallout is

[neat moat]

oh sorry I ment Kim Kardashian

[last spoke]

$20 fishing minigame

[onyx igloo]

COD used to be a really historically accurate game

[fathom igloo]

$10 for Rob Lowe in your next video game

[silver plank]

so you didn't do Cait companion quest?

[onyx igloo]

i wonder what enshittified it

[last spoke]

gestures broadly

[onyx igloo]

oh right

money

[fathom igloo]

Yeah especially the zombie dogs 😳🫣 super accurate

[naive flicker]

She's a drug addict, and her quest is to get rid of her addiction. Me personally, i didn't do it.

Though i know a little bit about it

[silver plank]

Ok so

you dont really know

[gentle remnant]

zombie dogs are the best part of our old wars

bring them back please

[onyx igloo]

ehh... more talking about something like Cod world at war

[gentle remnant]

wars are lame now

[silver plank]

Listen to what Cait has to say about the raiders

[onyx igloo]

real or videogame

wars in real life arent great

[naive flicker]

Ohh i have a bad feelin

I can already guess what

[silver plank]

yeah

[naive flicker]

[onyx igloo]

wars are never good

[silver plank]

as gritty as the old fallouts

just...less graphic

[naive flicker]

Creepy stuff

That's for sure

[lyric galleon]

who the FUCK is this dude, bro?!?!?

[gentle remnant]

considering I talked about zombie dogs I think the question answers itself

irl

duh'

[lyric galleon]

let me get executed in peace

[silver plank]

also nobody praised Bethesda for fixing the Brotherhood of Steel that they themselves destroyed in Fallout 3, right?

[onyx igloo]

even after there is no purpose for war we better still be manufacturing camos

peak fashion

[silver plank]

Except that, Fallout 3 already had the Outcasts

that represent the old BoS ideals

[naive flicker]

I genuinely believed the stuff of the BoS when i was younger
Now i share some of their views but i recognized that they're a bunch of tech f*scists just like the enclave

Fuck them

[onyx igloo]

is that gun cosplaying nyan cat

[last spoke]

It's a plush gun

[naive flicker]

I fw them

Ngl

Sick armors

[onyx igloo]

how it shoot if plush???

not very very operable no no

[last spoke]

Same way the Sticky Situation Revolver does

[onyx igloo]

wait is that r6

[last spoke]

Ew no

The Finals

[onyx igloo]

oh

i dont really play pvp all that often

[last spoke]

It's a video game video game

[onyx igloo]

i prefer story modes or pve

[naive flicker]

Birds are chirping

💔

[onyx igloo]

enjoy it

i like listening to birds

[plush cobalt]

Enjoy it while you can.

[naive flicker]

ASMR after pulling an almost all nighter

[onyx igloo]

it calms me from the stresses of life

[silver plank]

Yeah grandpa needs to take it slow

[fathom igloo]

Birds aren’t real

[naive flicker]

Nah

[last spoke]

Maki is saving up for this revolver skin

[silver plank]

People dont remember but Gaming Grandpa won the Nintendo World Championship 1992

[onyx igloo]

im gonna hit you with a shopping cart

[naive flicker]

Yeah i enjoy it too. However soon the crows will also wake up and uh

They're loud

There are tons of em

[onyx igloo]

befriend crows

[plush cobalt]

You will miss the crows when birds are outlawed in 2032

[onyx igloo]

NOW

[fathom igloo]

[last spoke]

It's alright, some players in this game are braindead enough, you'd probably mistake it for PvE

[naive flicker]

Crows are cool but jeez

Y'all too loud in groups

[onyx igloo]

BEFRIEND

CROW

[karmic jetty]

games but no games

[onyx igloo]

NOW

[silver plank]

Isn't that self deprecating?

[last spoke]

Hey no, I'm literally the best

[onyx igloo]

dont we all

[silver plank]

I believe anything Mrp & Co say

[fathom igloo]

Zombie dog wars

[silver plank]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-jill-valentine-kyle-uploaded-this-gif-26743373

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/press-crow-meme-kataman-gif-7974847018356605421

[silver plank]

best RE game ever

[stiff geyser]

Sup chat

[silver plank]

oh no it's Ned flanders

[stiff geyser]

What y'all doing

[gentle remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/crow-country-2024-survival-horror-video-game-horror-gif-13702697793562956075

not the crows

[last spoke]

Tire,,,d

[onyx igloo]

do you mean howdy doodly

[stiff geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/ned-milk-simpsons-gif-26360789

[naive flicker]

Fred

[stiff geyser]

Cruwusader

[naive flicker]

[stiff geyser]

[silver plank]

we we're watching the Behind the Scenes for the making of Rocky 4

[fathom igloo]

Mark your calendar the tax evader will be paying taxes in 9 days

[naive flicker]

yuo're*

[plush cobalt]

If I were a filmmaker I'd shoot alternative versions of serious emotional scenes where all of the tension is dissolved by having an actor/actress say something silly

[vital marten]

Ugh, 20 year old “kid” because this mf had rot for a brain.

Thinks pacing my alley with intent to hit my sisters with a water balloon isn’t a crime and wants to stand in front of my house, telling me where he works and threatening to cut my gas lines.

What an absolute child

[silver plank]

what?

[naive flicker]

???

[fathom igloo]

You’re offering to pay Fred’s taxes? That’s so nice of you.

[vital marten]

Yes

It was that random

[naive flicker]

Nah

[plush cobalt]

What did you do

[toxic relic]

water balloon fight

sounds fun

[vital marten]

I called him a moron and went inside ofc

[last spoke]

And called the cops right

[fathom igloo]

Y2K blooper reels

[toxic relic]

buy some water balloons and fight

nerf or nothing

[plush cobalt]

I feel like if someone threatens to do anything dangerous I would not just leave it personally

[vital marten]

For a water ballon? Shit I don’t want things tense in my own neighborhood

[naive flicker]

Instead of calling the cops you should start throwing random objects at him

[plush cobalt]

What about the whole gas lines thing

[toxic relic]

real

[onyx igloo]

Fill the balloons with acid

[toxic relic]

just fight him

water balloons

[vital marten]

Lmao

[last spoke]

And also the like credible threat to cut what I assume is a resource your household uses

[onyx igloo]

Or sewage

[naive flicker]

Yap Yap

[onyx igloo]

sewage balloons

[toxic relic]

idk

[plush cobalt]

If it were just the water balloons I'd agree but idk threatening anything serious would escalate things

[toxic relic]

still doesnt seem like a cop thing

[naive flicker]

Take matters into your own hands

[plush cobalt]

Not necessarily to the level of needing police

[toxic relic]

yeah

[plush cobalt]

But escalated nonetheless

[onyx igloo]

tax your opponents

[toxic relic]

maybe laugh at him

[naive flicker]

He threatens you, threaten him back

[last spoke]

It could just be a non-emergency line call

Like that's what it's there for

[toxic relic]

nah

thats too much

just tell him to fuck off

[naive flicker]

Threaten him with violence n shi x3

Idk

[vital marten]

I mean I did, honestly it felt like childish behavior and standing there arguing for the sake of understanding what actually happened on his part wasn’t worth my time

[onyx igloo]

throw a training grenade

[naive flicker]

Lmao

Good idea

[toxic relic]

understandable mate

dude just being goofy

[onyx igloo]

you could've thrown a training grenade

[shadow escarp]

have anyone experienced with the sandbox options mod (changing sandbox options midgame in singleplayer mod) and know if i change peak day by reducing it that it will break the game?

[vital marten]

Thats why I asked him if he had a job 🤣

[naive flicker]

No

[toxic relic]

lol

[onyx igloo]

i feel my idea is wasted

[plush cobalt]

Brazil

[vital marten]

Sitting at home all day ahh behavior

[last spoke]

I mean, how old are your sisters?
Not that it matters, but if your sisters aren't comfortable being followed down an alley by someone looking to throw something at them, you should probably do something to get this guy to cut it out

[naive flicker]

Throw a Gatorade bottle at a statue

[onyx igloo]

piss on him

[toxic relic]

truly

[vital marten]

They’re like 9 and 10, this is a dispute between kids and a 20 year old decided to play ball

[onyx igloo]

why did i get called out

[toxic relic]

your character consistency is admirable

[vital marten]

Walking in someone’s property in Texas nonetheless is ballsy behavior

[plush cobalt]

🫡

[last spoke]

Okay yeah, so preteen girls being followed by a 20 something

[onyx igloo]

Is stupid behavior

Not ballsy

[last spoke]

That's
I'd get that sorted out

[naive flicker]

Ohh

Interesting

[onyx igloo]

natural selection

[naive flicker]

Real

[onyx igloo]

at its finest

[vital marten]

I get maybe the argument between the kids he felt he’d have to stick up for them or something but eh. Letting those emotions get ahold of you and warp your decision making is pretty stupid

[naive flicker]

🚛

True

[toxic relic]

im not sure i want to provide any advice for this situation since it could have irl consequences

im going to Excuse to Leave

[onyx igloo]

let's just hope the fella learned his lesson

[fathom igloo]

A 20 year old should not be acting that way towards a 9 and 10 year old

[vital marten]

I had 3 drinks at that time, I’ll avoid any Irl consequences

[naive flicker]

The most straightforward solution often has the least amount of consequences

[plush cobalt]

This one appears to be fine but it is wise to be careful sending pictures with visible license plates

[naive flicker]

Tell him to fuck off or he's getting his ass kicked, easy

[onyx igloo]

is blurry so

i figured it came pre-censored

[plush cobalt]

Just thought I'd give my unsolicited old man advice for the future

[toxic relic]

hey

im the old man here

wait until i leave the scene

[plush cobalt]

I'm old in reference to the child

[fathom igloo]

Imagine being an adult and having actual beef with a child

[unreal bane]

Assault btw

[stiff geyser]

You are old for everyone

[lyric galleon]

in a grey world, the brightest shall shine

[toxic relic]

in comparison you mean 🤓

[stiff geyser]

You give serious grandpa vibes

[onyx igloo]

twitter

[naive flicker]

Discord opps 🗣️

[plush cobalt]

With reference

[toxic relic]

refer to deez

[lyric galleon]

you guys woke up hana

prepare for consequences

[naive flicker]

H

[toxic relic]

hana been awake

[onyx igloo]

bro probably sounds like a MC skeleton

[plush cobalt]

I am young and spry

[naive flicker]

True

[fathom igloo]

You are a casket.

[toxic relic]

that doesnt make sense

[unreal bane]

I don't know about you but while my brothers don't take out the trash when I ask them to, telling them "The dingus from next door wants to throw water on me" elicits a completely different (and aggressive) response.

[onyx igloo]

i am young but I don't feel spry

[toxic relic]

a casket is usually quite young

[onyx igloo]

all I smell is strange new world bullshit

[toxic relic]

since its only made/ordered when someone dies

[plush cobalt]

She believes that people turn into caskets when they die

[onyx igloo]

I hope I find myself a cool older vehicle i like

[vital marten]

Really depends on the cop, I’d imagine most police depts wouldn’t even make a record

We had a house fire a few years back, person who done it admitted to us in person and asked for forgiveness, when the fire happened the Fire Dept inspected the house and found no sign of Arson

Lady who did it said she used gasoline.

[toxic relic]

that would solve the cost of casket crises

[fathom igloo]

Imagine being so loud and wrong that you don’t know about the American casket industry that is Costco.

[vital marten]

Where are people not crazy eh?

[naive flicker]

Chat rate my dinner

[toxic relic]

i apologise for not being raised to think america is the world

ig

[neat moat]

Omar is just an ignorant old fool

[plush cobalt]

Casket named Atlantic Ocean

[onyx igloo]

i don't know what america is doing as an american

[vital marten]

America sucks, as an American

[toxic relic]

solid dinner

[neat moat]

Im going to burry your ankles in cement

[fathom igloo]

Well I mean if you’re going to act like you know everything about caskets then actually do 😇😬

[onyx igloo]

im slightly scared as a 16 year old

[naive flicker]

Germany sucks, as a german

[onyx igloo]

i don't know what is happening

[plush cobalt]

You won't be burying anything until you get rid of that extra R

[toxic relic]

youre strangely passive aggresive cam cam

[vital marten]

Drank a can of KickAss

[neat moat]

I buried it

[gentle remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-coffin-dhmis-dont-hug-me-im-scared-gif-27040600

casket

[plush cobalt]

Good

[gentle remnant]

casket life

[fathom igloo]

I’ve asked you multiple times not to call me that.

[neat moat]

I love dhmis

[vital marten]

What happens now?

[fathom igloo]

Steve Austin commercial

[vital marten]

[onyx igloo]

ok camshaft as in the vehicle part

[gentle remnant]

oh jeez

[karmic jetty]

this goes hard af chat https://youtu.be/lix-vr_AF38?si=T5ui_QJzWJYAm_hj

[onyx igloo]

chat i should probably prepare

[fathom igloo]

For?

[onyx igloo]

how do i exist in this modern society

[toxic relic]

watched it last week

gud shit

[fathom igloo]

Sir

[lyric galleon]

lorentz force, GO!

[karmic jetty]

fr

[onyx igloo]

it's quite strange and seemingly delusional

[plush cobalt]

Our algorithms synced 💔 time to reevaluate my viewing habits

[vital marten]

You hhh

Work and sleep

[onyx igloo]

i got half of the down

[toxic relic]

i did further research

[fathom igloo]

The what

[toxic relic]

cambries argument doesnt make sense either

costco doesnt sell old caskets

[fathom igloo]

Omg

[gentle remnant]

the casket wars

[fathom igloo]

Bruh

[toxic relic]

lol

[vital marten]

You shall never find the old caskets

[onyx igloo]

ah sorry I have brain no work

[plush cobalt]

I thought you were about to explain that people don't actually turn into caskets with research

[onyx igloo]

I can sleep

[plush cobalt]

That would've gone harder

[onyx igloo]

the work part

[toxic relic]

fuck

[vital marten]

We’ve hidden them all away underground muahahahaha

[toxic relic]

give me a second

[onyx igloo]

Is slightly more difficult

[last spoke]

Look, I'd call the cops now, just in case it's not water later.

[fathom igloo]

Wait until he deep dives the casket resell rabbit hole

[karmic jetty]

i rmbr asking echo why caskets are a thing

[onyx igloo]

why am I awake at 10:48 pm

This is all wrong

[karmic jetty]

like why dont just bury em

why caskets

[toxic relic]

you should be more specific then burke and hare

[vital marten]

I’ve delt with about 4 people like this by now, they’re all steam and gas but never wanna talks RS, I don’t escalate and only a psycho would push things further

[karmic jetty]

thisdoesntmakeanysense

[last spoke]

Capitalism.

[vital marten]

I think I’m alright

[toxic relic]

tru

not everyone uses a casket

[onyx igloo]

Just burn them

[toxic relic]

different cultures have different burial rituals

[onyx igloo]

portable

[tacit meadow]

I wanna be cooked and yeeted into a river

[karmic jetty]

give back to nature

[gentle remnant]

when I die just throw me in the trash

[tacit meadow]

Or buried and have a tree grown on me

[karmic jetty]

caskets are a prison to ur essense

[onyx igloo]

I present to you, viking funeral

[fathom igloo]

Anyways my inside joke with Omar and friends will remain classified information.

[vital marten]

This 100%

[tacit meadow]

And make people eat my body enriched apples

[last spoke]

We've all agreed that if we die, we don't want a funeral or casket or anything. We just want people to see how much low explosive will fit into the corpse

[toxic relic]

i like this

[fathom igloo]

With how many of your recovered phones?

[vital marten]

Can this be legal?

[toxic relic]

i want to be liquidized

[tacit meadow]

Well two of them are in the ocean

[plush cobalt]

I was going to be shot from a cannon into the sun when I died but unfortunately I used one of my three wishes on immortality

[onyx igloo]

can i have myself placing in a barrel full of vinegar and rolled down a hill

thats my funeral

[tacit meadow]

And one was rehomed

[toxic relic]

what kind of immortality

[tacit meadow]

So i dont think many can be recovered

[fathom igloo]

And the other 70?

[plush cobalt]

A shitty kind

[toxic relic]

even more unfortunate

[plush cobalt]

My body will continue to decay

[toxic relic]

FUCK

[plush cobalt]

The genie was very clear about this

[toxic relic]

nooo thats the worst one

[gentle remnant]

Lol a sentient pile of dust

[onyx igloo]

immortality of being a millennial with a man bun

[vital marten]

You could always shoot yourself into the sun and enjoy the next 5+ billion years stuck in its gravitational pull. That’d be sorta like death

[toxic relic]

just upload yourself into the matrix

[vital marten]

[tacit meadow]

I do have 2 broken phones in my car, 2 in a bedside table and one somewhere in a cupboard

[fathom igloo]

The zombie war dogs won’t like this 😂

[tacit meadow]

They can come with ig

[onyx igloo]

why did people leave the matrix tho

[toxic relic]

genuinely cool idea

[plush cobalt]

I don't think I'd enjoy it much

[unreal bane]

What, no way. Think of the poor garbage guy.

[toxic relic]

immortality doesnt mean invincibility

[vital marten]

Boredom incarnate

[toxic relic]

you could still be killed

[vital marten]

True

[onyx igloo]

invincible

[karmic jetty]

say that again...

[onyx igloo]

reference..

[loud pumice]

Boat

[toxic relic]

youre not [title card]

[tacit meadow]

Im litterally immortal till i get old and die or get killed

[loud pumice]

YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL

[plush cobalt]

Bro does not know about my two other wishes ‼️

[loud pumice]

[toxic relic]

true

[vital marten]

Wild card

[onyx igloo]

what if your immortal till you get bored and then you die

[tacit meadow]

Left and right foot

[toxic relic]

what are your other 2 wishes then omar

would one be invincibility?

[plush cobalt]

Wish #2 beans burger

[loud pumice]

I'm gonna do something unthinkable

[vital marten]

We must establish these wishes

[toxic relic]

wish number 3?

[loud pumice]

🍎

[last spoke]

Who cares? We'd be dead!

[onyx igloo]

i wish for 3 oreo blizzards

where the fuck are they

[candid patio]

My poor boy is not having a good time on this road trip. Please send him good vibes

[tacit meadow]

Are we allowed to wish for a heal. Can i have a perfect body?

[plush cobalt]

I learned from the previous two wishes so this one is a full document that I cannot reproduce here in its entirety

[onyx igloo]

vibe

[gentle remnant]

nooooo sad boi

hope they feel better

[vital marten]

Someone has to put the explosive into the carcass, unfortunately

If we make an ai robot to do it would that be considered a crime? 🤣

[toxic relic]

sure but this is a djinn so

[neat moat]

I wanna be invisible still

[toxic relic]

hmmm

[vital marten]

There’s a new age loophole there somewhere

[toxic relic]

valid mate

[last spoke]

Why would it be illegal?

[plush cobalt]

Beans burger was good though

[candid patio]

He's too big so he's pretty uncomfortable and getting in and out is a challenge.

[vital marten]

Because eh idk… it feels illegal

[tacit meadow]

Is there like a rule to dginn. Do u choose the bad trade or do u just get some random shit

[last spoke]

I'unno, industrial low explosives aren't illegal

[neat moat]

difficult Pete

[toxic relic]

well

[neat moat]

thinking Ima probably start the weekend early this week

[toxic relic]

that depends

[plush cobalt]

Djinn do what they please, genies are typically portrayed as just (intentionally or maliciously, perhaps) misinterpreting words

[heavy ivy]

moderately challenging pete

[neat moat]

minor inconvenience Pete

[tacit meadow]

I like to differentiate the 2 words. Genie benevolent
Dginn malevolent

[toxic relic]

you also need to consider whether or not youre basing this on pre-islamic belief or islamic belief

[toxic relic]

that would be incorrect

[chrome jetty]

Gentlemen

[plush cobalt]

Idt djinn are explicitly malevolent

[vital marten]

My brain has been challenged here

[tacit meadow]

I also like to imagine genies are actually kinda dumb tho. So despite benevolent efforts they still fuck up

[toxic relic]

not all djinn are malevolent

[tacit meadow]

Yeh but i like to

[toxic relic]

again, depending on the mythology

djinn are usually described as either a lesser class of holy being

something of that sort

[chrome jetty]

I am god

https://tenor.com/view/poop-train-gif-15347229

[neat moat]

Our beliefs that someone can either be smart of dumb really scews our perception of knowledge by a lot. This is why you see physicists giving advice how to run the economy or mathematicians proving that evolution is definitely fake

[plush cobalt]

What if the genie gave you your three wishes but then didn't disappear & they just live with you now

[toxic relic]

im ok with that

[heavy ivy]

snake tails instead of legs are cool

[toxic relic]

real

[neat moat]

wait what ate we talking about

[heavy ivy]

or fish tails too

[plush cobalt]

Did you misread genie as genius

[neat moat]

oh

oh no

[toxic relic]

id probably be a fucking frustrating wisher so idm if the genie just wants a vacation at my house

[plush cobalt]

Prepare for ridicule.

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-planet-of-the-apes-bad-apes-uh-oh-oops-gif-19568112

[gentle remnant]

oh ghoti

it's over

[plush cobalt]

How long do you think you'd take to arrive at even one wish

[toxic relic]

a long time

id estimate a week at least

[loud pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-orange-spin-hat-one-brain-cell-gif-2745719316163357325

[plush cobalt]

I know I'd ask the genie a bunch of clarifying questions despite knowing they may be unreliable

[toxic relic]

same

id want everything in writing as well

[neat moat]

aren't ginies like the monkey paw?

[toxic relic]

then id spend a few days calling people and doing research on the fact that apparently genies fucking exist

[last spoke]

I don't think I'd need to wish for anything

[plush cobalt]

Typically how they're portrayed yeah

[neat moat]

liek you shoud never take a wish

[toxic relic]

aladdin

[plush cobalt]

I'd still foolishly believe I'm smart enough to create an airtight wish

[toxic relic]

if the genie is like aladdin then id want to help them ngl

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/medusa-i'm-so-confused-where-am-i-what's-happening-why-am-i-like-this-gif-1072381367058781308

[heavy ivy]

I wanna be shapeshifter :3
that''d be my one greedy wish i'd then be cool with figuring out how to maximize the benefits of the other two wishes for the rest of society

and yeah if it's an aladdin situation id wanna find a way to free em

[plush cobalt]

Wish granted. You are a shapeshifter. You can only shapeshift into your normal body

[toxic relic]

what if the genie is like prismo

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-adventure-time-jake-gif-7964035

[last spoke]

Does that apply to all of us?

[plush cobalt]

I think the genie would only apply it to the speaker

[toxic relic]

define 'normal'

[neon bramble]

I'd wish for a list of guidelines on making a perfect wish that's hard to backfire

[heavy ivy]

this is a win because the human form is not the default

[heavy ivy]

it appears 3 light years away

[plush cobalt]

I was going to clarify that I meant their current physical form at any given point but I couldn't be bothered

[last spoke]

so what? I'd be able to shapeshift, but not Max or Mrp or anyone else?

[plush cobalt]

So the ability to shapeshift but nothing actually changes

[neat moat]

maybe

[toxic relic]

i think omar has hit a wall with his monkey's paw granting

[plush cobalt]

Incorrect

I am simply lazy

[toxic relic]

true

[heavy ivy]

ok in this case i am contacting my lawyer and filing a complaint to the wish granting organization

[toxic relic]

i think id try to sus out what kind of person the genie is

[bronze moat]

Djinn, traditionally, are not good entities tho.

They tend to hold a lot of malice or ill intent.

Not something to trifle with.

And the wishes they grant? Think slanesh from warhammer 40k. Getting all you desire, but it costs you your soul

[toxic relic]

hmmm

traditionally according to what belief

djinn lore is very complex

[neat moat]

To kill a god.... hmm

[toxic relic]

and djinn =/= modern genie depictions tbh

[last spoke]

Just one of them?

[heavy ivy]

if they are genuinely a bad person, and not because of external circumstances that can be overcome, then idk i'll just go drop them in the ocean and make it someone elses problem

[neon bramble]

sore losers too, I got pranked into Jurassic world after outpranking one in bg3

[plush cobalt]

You can't very well ask if there's a catch because you can't reliably establish that they're being truthful. If you assume the wishes are real perhaps you could spend one on ensuring they're truthful, but that assumes they would allow a wish that affects themselves

[toxic relic]

additionally souls dont exist so

im cool with that

[bronze moat]

Name a single region where djinn were not either michevious to the point of causing catastrophe or outright full of malign and malicious intent.

[toxic relic]

aladdin

pfft

[last spoke]

Shapeshifting is literally the only good superpower because it can basically be any other one too

[toxic relic]

im just thinking of the times that djinn slept with humans but that was pretty cheeky too

[heavy ivy]

I feel like they might just be really effing bored and that naturally leads to chaos

[toxic relic]

real

[last spoke]

Like. A situation that calls for teleportation?
Just shift your shape over there

Just like yea put the you there

[bronze moat]

Well to be fair about lore, within Islam, Djiin are neither evil OR good.

Just like people they have their own motives, vices, wishes, wants, etc.

[toxic relic]

you can establish theyre being truthfull, can you not?

[toxic relic]

yeah thats what i meant with them being complex. i do get your point tho

[silver plank]

I need to figure out a way to teleport because Omar said I shouldn't drive anymore

[plush cobalt]

How? If they're being dishonest I don't think so, beyond confirming that the wishes work

[bronze moat]

They also don’t live inside lamps.

There are rituals to contact and commune with them

[heavy ivy]

well, you create a deal in which you receive first as you are in the power position, and if the goal is to your specification then you release them

[plush cobalt]

So you can't assume answers to clarifying questions are entirely accurate

[toxic relic]

can you try one of those 'two doors two guards' questioning on them

[plush cobalt]

There's only one

[bronze moat]

Pretty standard contract with any metaplanar entity

[toxic relic]

ye im aware

[bronze moat]

As am I. I am weird 😉

[toxic relic]

sick

[heavy ivy]

what else are you gonna do, yknow? in this case they have a very limited scope of near infinite power, so establishing a mutually beneficial trade with your ability to determine the terms of the sale seems like a decent idea

[neat moat]

what did I miss?

Im trying to catch up and I'm lost

[heavy ivy]

talking about optimal wishmaking

[toxic relic]

capitalism

[plush cobalt]

Magic genie on the wall who's the fairest djinn of all

[neat moat]

I am of thr belief that there is no optimal wish making because it is a plot device and chaos will unfold weather we like it or not

[last spoke]

Like the only supernatural ability any of us feel like we'd want is to visibly appear as whoever's fronting

[neat moat]

it's as you say

[last spoke]

Because like, yea

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/war-games-joshua-woppr-strange-game-doctor-only-winning-move-is-not-to-play-gif-16198386

[last spoke]

This body sucks, it represents none of us

[heavy ivy]

i suppose the difference here is we have a finite contract, after three wishes neither of us have obligation to eachother, unlike things such as debt which can have infinite suffering

[toxic relic]

thought u were donna make a dune reference

[neat moat]

Nah

[silver plank]

the spice

space spice

https://tenor.com/view/robotech-big-tuna-fish-foxtrot12-macross-tuna-gif-13154740172993530390

[heavy ivy]

im ok with chaos, hell i'd willingly play into the genies chaos if i could have a decent first wish
stuff's already going out the window, may as well embrace it (and get some awesome shapeshifter powers in the process)

[neat moat]

The genie is a death trap. Wouldn't trust if for a second

[toxic relic]

i kinda just wanna chill with the genie

[plush cobalt]

Even a wish for honesty (from the genie) could backfire depending on how it's interpreted

Chilling with the genie seems like the only good play

[neat moat]

My point is they like make the chaos to something you won't like it. Something you will regret

[toxic relic]

if this is a sudden appereance in our otherwise same world then id be more interested in learning more about them

since genies dont exist

[last spoke]

Instead of scamming the Genie into giving you an actual wish, why not befriend them so they don't feel the need to twist it

[plush cobalt]

Spoken by someone who has never received three wishes

[heavy ivy]

well like stink established, working off the assumption they are not intrinsically evil, just like, become friends with them

[toxic relic]

real

[heavy ivy]

like not even for the wishes it's already a supernatural situation and it makes your life so much more interesting

[silver plank]

You know genies are just going to grant your wishes in a way that only hurts you in some way, usually in a twisted and ironic way.

[heavy ivy]

plus they probably are lonely

[toxic relic]

id just want to get to know them, maybe theyre here for a reason

we could go on adventures

[heavy ivy]

yea!!

[plush cobalt]

It could be that we're like insects to them though

[toxic relic]

or something

[heavy ivy]

or just chill and binge tv shows

[toxic relic]

im ok with that

[plush cobalt]

But what if it changes nothing, your attempts to befriend it

[toxic relic]

insects are cool

[toxic relic]

still worth it

[neat moat]

Can you make that assumption? Even if you have good intentions can you assure that whatever with you make won't cause.... unforseen consequences.

My motto: don't make wishes, don't make deals, and don't fuck with the timeline

[plush cobalt]

That's an odd motto to have

[toxic relic]

i dont plan on 'getting anything out of it', the fact that a genie appeared in front of me is enough

[toxic relic]

timeline

[heavy ivy]

humans are capable of showing empathy and interest in creatures on a different scale of life, like ants, so i feel it could (not will, but could) be applied to creatures on a higher level than you

[plush cobalt]

He's really into video editing software

[neat moat]

yeah like timetravel

[toxic relic]

i want to break the timeline

[plush cobalt]

This is true

Nonetheless I feel it could make things difficult

[toxic relic]

i dont understand the animosity towards changing the timeline

why do you want things to stay the same

[toxic relic]

stupid

[neat moat]

Stink hasn't learned

https://tenor.com/view/sammy-classic-sonic-fan-when-will-you-learn-that-your-actions-have-consequences-gif-26164785

[karmic jetty]

wuts the haps

[toxic relic]

i dont care about learning

[plush cobalt]

Messing with the timeline has unforeseen consequences in most media

[heavy ivy]

I can't lie that beesoup collective finds the chaos, the infinite unknown, the possiblity of anything from instant death to a universe of adventure, downright intoxicating

[toxic relic]

anti time travel propaganda

[neat moat]

Ok tumetravel truther

[plush cobalt]

If I just get put on a different branch without destroying others I'm chill w that

[toxic relic]

the comic im reading about gay time travelling vampires and werewolves is better

[silver plank]

Sammy Classic Sonic Fan, I think it's a sad story

[toxic relic]

they mess with the timeline and the world is better for it

[toxic relic]

also they time travel using vampire demon blood magic

[plush cobalt]

They're gay and they time travel, or they do gay time travel?

[toxic relic]

the former and the latter

[plush cobalt]

I see

[heavy ivy]

I want to experience the metaphorical space drugs

[toxic relic]

you get it temm

the others dont understand

[neat moat]

Just take normal drugs they do the same thing from what I hear

[toxic relic]

we follow the sounds from the void

they call and we answer

[heavy ivy]

They don't whisper sweet things to me in the night

[toxic relic]

im a man of science, i will break things to see what happens

[heavy ivy]

I will pursue the depths of the void, because I couldn't live with myself if i didn't

[plush cobalt]

The French called they want their l'appel du vide back

[heavy ivy]

Go fast, break shit

[pine fable]

Uh oh

[last spoke]

I didn't say that

[heavy ivy]

Did you say one fourth of it

[toxic relic]

bertolt called he wants his brechtian back

[heavy ivy]

But yeah like if we go into the void and I become a monster beyond comprehension hell yeah, I'm down with that

[neat moat]

I'll say this much before we veer off topic. I am not aginst the idea of making wishes or time travel gobaldygook. The probelm is we dotn know enough about how things got here, or how the thing works. So why even attempt to mess with it in the first place? It's like trying to drive a car on the freeway when you don't even know what the gas petle is. Thats my 2c at least

[toxic relic]

you broke kayfabe

how else do you find out how it works

other than breaking it

reverse engineering

[neat moat]

controlled experimentation 🤓 👆

and that too

[plush cobalt]

I feel little to no need to correct anyone else's typos—I haven't for years—yet for some reason with you, fish boy, the compulsion is there

[toxic relic]

you sound like my supervisor

[heavy ivy]

I suppose part of it is my lifelong conformation to societal ideals and a desire to not do that any more

What's a little more chaos in this world? :3

[karmic jetty]

conformists

[toxic relic]

dw temm youre correct

[neat moat]

I seem to hvae that effect on people

[toxic relic]

fish boy is just too risk averse

[plush cobalt]

Grrrr

[neat moat]

fish me boy

[toxic relic]

me when im voltaire

[neat moat]

let's just say I've been burned one too many times

[plush cobalt]

Fish fry

[last spoke]

Man I'm fucken tired

[toxic relic]

so youre saying youve time travelled before

[plush cobalt]

I'm time traveling right now 🤓

[dense elm]

then rest

[last spoke]

Can't

[dense elm]

why

[last spoke]

I'm at work

[toxic relic]

fuck mate i cant even rebuke this

[dense elm]

why are you tired though

[heavy ivy]

I'm a hypocrite in some regards, as I have held myself back because of a deep fear of punishment
And yet if that portal to another dimension opened up, I'm stepping through instantly

[toxic relic]

same

[plush cobalt]

1 second per second ☝️🤓

[last spoke]

Because we've been sleeping like shit

[heavy ivy]

I dunno the full extent of why I struggle so much with this stuff, it'll probably be easier once I know more about mental health conditions we have

[toxic relic]

ill be shouting 'no ballz' to the crowd as i full send it into the portal

[neat moat]

Id miss you themm but I'd be happy knowing ur happier

[dense elm]

damn

[harsh vault]

i may be paranoid, but im not an android

[toxic relic]

you wouldnt miss me ?

[neat moat]

Id rather be an android

[heavy ivy]

But there are certainly hard blocks on seemingly normal things, and an unusual desire for exotic experiences

[neat moat]

Im not leaving they are

[plush cobalt]

A magical portal? Finally, my time for adventure is here! - me seconds before stepping into the eternal nightmare dimension

[gentle remnant]

the androids were killed off by Trunks don't worry 🙂

[harsh vault]

nobody got the reference

classic

[toxic relic]

id be ok with nightmare dimension

[heavy ivy]

Just become the darkness

[toxic relic]

so am i

[neat moat]

Oh

[toxic relic]

id be content just knowing i tried something fucking insane

[plush cobalt]

I'll take my chances in the current eternal nightmare dimension

[neat moat]

Well the issue is stink nomatter how far you run I'm always 1 step behind

[toxic relic]

lol

i dont get what that means dude

but ok

[neat moat]

Omar translate it for me

[toxic relic]

[heavy ivy]

I suppose I have both a fear and great desire for the unknown

[plush cobalt]

What he means to say is that I'm really cool

[heavy ivy]

I also am ok with leaving humanity behind

[silver plank]

No

[neat moat]

fuck you Omar

[silver plank]

Thats how they get to you

[plush cobalt]

What he meant by that was thanks

[silver plank]

Your cat will protect you but for how long...

[loud pumice]

Snow White live action.. oof

I'm rooting for the apple

Golly

[silver plank]

According to HP Lovecraft, cats are astral guardians

[loud pumice]

What a shit movie

[silver plank]

so if you are being tormented by astral beings that are older than time, its because you arent friends with a cat

[heavy ivy]

But I learned, and that's what matters to us

[silver plank]

true

[heavy ivy]

If there's more we don't know, I want to discover it

[silver plank]

you are the torch that our fog of war needs...

where is the enemy?

[heavy ivy]

I fight for no banner, no flag

Only myself

[silver plank]

colonel, our scout has deserted

what do we do now?

[heavy ivy]

I was never yours to begin with smh

I cannot be contained

[bronze moat]

If we are talking fiction sure go for it.

If we are talking the actual mythology and/or spirituality peeps believe, then don’t go for it.

I’ve danced with Erzulie. Chatted with Damballah, performed mysteries with Hades and been in a ritual with a summoned Dijiin.

It can be very strange or even harrowing to do these things IRL.

[silver plank]

do you own a ouija board?

[plush cobalt]

Oui

[silver plank]

have you talked to the spirits?

[bronze moat]

I was gifted one

[silver plank]

do not use it

it will give you stomach cramps and bad luck

[plush cobalt]

I do not fear a mass produced product

[silver plank]

errm no, it can actually change your zodiac sign

[last spoke]

Are you perhaps lactose intolerant?

[silver plank]

I am

but I've chosen something more kind to the flesh, fantasy over reality

[last spoke]

What did you eat the morning of the time you used it?

[silver plank]

cereal

[last spoke]

Do you perhaps have a gluten allergy?

[silver plank]

i dont know doctor

[last spoke]

I'unno

[silver plank]

what if i get doxed by medical records?

[last spoke]

I'm just gonna put it out there, you're chatting with a Sylveon right now. Spirits are the least of your worries

[bronze moat]

Meh. When I was practicing magic I was into all the silly chaos magic mumbo jumbo.

I still call myself pagan, but in vague terms. Cause I don’t adhere to wicca, asatru or voudoun or even christianity.

I am a friend of all

[silver plank]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-clown-funny-gif-19531445

[heavy ivy]

If there are other things out there, I just want to say hello and learn and maybe make some friends

I am tired of this world and wish to see new ones

[bronze moat]

There’s a reason I can talk to animals :3

[harsh vault]

whats happening now?

[silver plank]

im posting random funny gifs