#general_chat
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mate, take a knife and shove it under the lid and push down until it pops, then twist
and now I have a shout that summons a dragon
how do i become a better part of the PZ community? i wanted to translate, but it turns out they hired a professional agency to do so, do i make mods? do i edit the wiki? idk..
and that dragon taught me ANOTHER shout
Okay
go make a mod
been acting like this after the counter strike perc
add horses
me after raiding the skooma den
It worked
i could learn java in a month fluently... maybe
I managed to cure my vampirism so I can finally go in sunlight
I broke the tip of me knife though
well done mate
should i go and search how to make mods for PZ on yt?
you can buy another knife
Guys
yikers
I’m gonna quicksave, have Serana bite me, then reload over and over and over again just to feel something
I think it turns to the right
its a shame you can marry her

best wife ever
huh
can’t* 🥀
bro's been tightening the jar the entire fucking time
Yep the jar opens to the right
use the serana expanded mod
cant
Whatever
I play on ps4
lmao
L
💔
i should make a "europe mod", you spawn with: 1. 10 packs of cigarettes, 2. a bottle with a cap you cant 100% unscrew (really europe??) 3. coffee. 4. a knife
has anyone tried that new calamity mod thats separate from calamity itself? makes the game feel more mediaval ish
pay bethesda so they approve the mod lol
real
Oh oh
actually add the entirety of vilnius as a playable map
u dont need to 'contribute' mate
additionally #pz_b42_chat
#pz_b41_chat
and make a class for each part of europe
It’s the special edition, originally my parents, passed down to me once they outgrew the ps4.
like..
probably is
an heredity?
weak heirloom
I didn’t buy it. It was given to me.
Yes
it’s the strongest heirloom
balkans, east europe, west europe, north europe, and slovakia, specially. cuz were special.
might as well give u dirt
where do i find ppl to play with lol
imagine your heirloom is a game thats rereleased every few years
Zozo Le Roaster
never mention balkans and europe together in the same sentence ever again
My parents gave me the PS4, Skyrim: Special Edition, and the official Skyrim guidebook
thats not even an heirloom
you just did
fok
Yes it is I’ll pass it to my children when they become of age
destroy child
his form is immaculate for that slap
Me holding back the urge to say "The Internet"
Um.. #1019737819981283459
didnt watched the new season yet, i guess that's the part when he get fucking jumped
the new ui isnt even that bad bro
Probably can smack hars
its super nice if you have ocd
Besides my pc can’t handle Skyrim
like that kid in the last of us 2
also:
5. a knife 6. a knife. 7. a knife. 8. a knife. 9. a knife. 10. A crumbled up bus ticket
UI le bad ppl when asked how to improve (they dont know jack sht)

you forgot the knife
Let's destroy zee
liquify zee
Give him iris of the occult
Anyways
turn zee into a vape cart
I don’t need to marry Serana. I already have a wife.
Repo deez
hop on repo
I'm hoping on work
im on my third ultraman episode now
My beloved Uthgerd whom I love so much, whom I have two children with.
Cause I'm square
which ultraman series
is that megaman but sequel
nice
I will admit she does complain a lot.
doofenshmirtz hand me the ratonator 6000
now at episode 21
I bought a house in Whiterun, she says it’s ’too small’. I bought a house in Riften, she says the place is a ‘bad influence’. I’m not made of Septims.
brokie
thats the one with the orange jumpsut dudes
SSSP yes
oh yeah
classic
vector
Stoooop diggggiiing
hahah yes
I’m not selling my sacred staffs and Harkon’s sword >:(
there is treasure uppy treasure
Noooooo
Been looking through lore again because I could have sworn there was an in-world name for the zombies. One map says "zombie hell hole" in West Point, so they're actually called zombies at least one time. I think another map calls them "deadheads"?
There's no booty
the legendary amongus statue made out of pure white gold


amogus
r u watching on youtube
That's hella sussy
I might sell my fancy dwarven armor
Uppy when do you finish work
there is gold among us
12am
I was gonna give it to my wife but that bitch is complaining too much so
sht is like 70 yrs old so ofc
real
Tf
ik youtube has high quality uploads of the og
Maybe if I hunt some dragons I can sell their bones and skin too
this channel i like has full episodes of so many of the showa ultraman
was it showa? think so
whats the channel

I actually leave at 11:30, but I got a one hour drive to get home
check yo dm <3

I leave to work in 40min
I need to leave at least 2hrs early, or there's a good chance I'll be late due to traffic
Do you mean 12pm
Am
Midnight?
Yeh
100% real
you can disable autocorrect in keyboard settings
idk
I mean when you've got a day off. There's no days of the week where I'm free in the morning 
DOOFENSCHMIRTZ?!
OH MY GOD
where game
my phone is evil
hi guys
I need 12,000 septims so I can buy a house somewhere else where my bitch of a wife won’t complain
Nononononono
turbo
So games or no games
games

turbo like wreck it ralph or like snail
but ur having ur 8 course meal
Aight g
i can smell it
what the hell happened to desktop discord
upgrades
anyways im on now
they made the chat bar more aligned with your profile bar
downgrades*
in what way
is worse on old
old one isnt as obvious
why does it matter
cause i hate it
ptui
i think fallout terminal better
i like the darker theme
think anyone will miss you when you’re gone
Meow
There's always this choir on a UI update
It's not necessarily bad, it's just visually unfamiliar and people don't like new and unfamiliar
But yeah, just disable auto updates if you don't want auto updates
Like you can do that
the orange juice i bought tastes like ipecac
The ipecac I bought tastes like orange juice
i just dont like it cause i hate rounded shapes
the ol' switcheroo
but i dont use the updated discord so its cool
fair
its like its allergic to sharp edges
indeed
Desktop apps trying desperately to look like mobile apps and mobile apps trying desperately to look worse
whomst jeeves
old search engine
Meow
jeeves nuts
I need to ask faust hold on
well done
Faust knows all
nahhh who the HECK is jeeves
hes a bro
mobile app developers when i get a fucking aneurysm
Man it is a great time to be a zomboid/rimworld/stellaris/bannerlord gamer, I think all of them might get updates/DLC this year
Panzerfaust? 💥
bannerlord finally gettin an update before silksong
i have never said 'lemme google' actually
I truly thought they abandoned bannerlord haha
silksong got deleted again
bro talks to his seamonkes
i rmbr having them once
cant believe i was LIED to
they dont even look like monke
who are seamonkeys
hmm how to explain in todays lingo
theyre...little pets ig
seamonkes are like these lil chuddies u put in ur aquarium and u feed them and stuff
yea that
use ur imagination
you can get different shit for them too
you dont have to
my iq is above room temperature (barely)
i know there was medicine bags and like nutrient bags and shit
those are the food
hop on
yeah but there was extra
and sht for the woter ph value
repo deez nuts
The tails
super food
this was a south park episode 
ohhh
seamonkeys are a weird product
Joined hoping the devs see this message. This is an amazing game and keep it up! Its absolutely fantastic and I cant wait for B42 to hit MP
are my cats monke too then? tupid!!!
wsg all you weirdos!!
me when i see kindness
I provide only the justification for the name... and you rebuff...
Linux is causing me a cerebral palsy
that's the nicest thing I've said all year
linux users when they try to install repo
go play repo zee
yucky u
dont yuck my yum
next time then
You Are yuck
Friend farming slopmaxxing game
hmmm
bro hop on
arent u eating
like it could be either heinous or wholesome
i finished eating
farming with friends or farming your friends or farming for friends
monka
I grow tired of that type of game, or the pattern surrounding it
all of the above
Find another fun-looking game intended for play with a group of friends. Play once, maybe twice. Never play again. Repeat
i mentioned this earlier
zee told me i was anti fun
L take
tf lethal lasted for a while
no
You are anti-fun but that doesn't mean you can't be right
Agreed. My group seems stuck in the cycle
I played lethal with friends I think 3 times
what friend group games do you play fartass
I'm guilty of it too, got a friend into Conan Exiles & I'm sure we'll grow tired of it soon (not the same in that it isn't a "trendy" game, but still)
barotrauma, ss13, rust, blacksails
so cbt the video game
cbt..?
baro is fun
is indeed
but i dont really play group games
theyre all slop reskinned every 6 months for cheapo
you need to uninstall the french language pack for compatibility
I will go to the home of whoever made Linux and force him to make it human-Friendly
Maybe your human brain just needs some training
indeed
will french speakers not be able to play then
what about the french language pack makes the game unplayable
I'm not asking for help, I'm just complaining

This is a very Linux-positive space, typically
is linux difficult to use
Now that was a good meal
That's so me after eating a good meal
its not difficult as far as i know, but its very different
its like
i forgot linux has different models
imagine hopping onto ms dos after a lifetime of using windows
distros
Pickles tasted like grease but it's still nice
Distro + user familiarity/background
Among other factors like general tech literacy
It just depends
What is literacy
you will get confused, but depending on the distro, you will learn
grease?
Yeah
In this context, competence
how and why grease
Probably because I used a torque wrench to open the jar
greese?
if you are really scared to fubar everything, make a dualboot
I changed the oil with it last time
greece
Hmm fancy word. I like it.
its not fancy
It sounds like it
Fanciness is subjective

get this man a dictionary, he will be orgasmic in 17 minutes
it doesnt sound 'fancy'
Meh English is my secondary language
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Subjectivity: demonstrated
I don't need a dictionary
incorrect, my opinion is objective fact
source: i said so
You can't even spell opinion
onion
you cant even spell onion right
cant gaslight me
me and clownade had telekinesis
I already have, fartnuts
Close! That is telegraphy
Someone is blasting hardbass through my neighbourhood and I am trying to keep up with words.
I'm planning on doing another run
It's a banger
medic plays are tough
But.. schedule do be crazy
i fucking hate being any sort of healing class
this should be pretty fun ngl
I did one last run, I did pretty good, revived a few teammates before death
Can't save them all
As fancy ass I'll go with words is saying me instead of my

fair enough
took a second to comprehend this
I'm gonna make a smaller, less complicated ship that can be manned by a crew of 4 minimum
Yeah
i wanted ass to fit into that somehow
doc! doc! doc! doc!
(TEAM) yofadda42069: what the fuck is our medic doing (insert slurs)
ye nw i got it
im always a medic i fear
im just teasing u mate lol
Lovely to meet you miss type
its just in my blood
Breath damn you
no wonder i hate you chip
theres a plethora of reasons and yet you choose that
.
yeah thats cool
baro le good
im an unpredictable lad
in pretty much any game that has a medic class i play it
I love playing any combo class in games
cant believe i found a context in which to use that reference
i simply find fulfillment in supporting others
It just makes me satisfied that I can 360 parry a 20 pound sword
snakepression
Then 1 tap
fr
for some reason i LOVE doing medic stuff in arma tho
you can feel the pain in his snake 🥀 😭
.
while everyone else is fighting i gotta find and save the one downed guy
how about u support deez nuts with your mouth then
fun times
Ah cmon
bet
I am just a fish
I love watching cars go vroom
i love flooring cars into walls
f1 just seems so ass
In a school zone especially
especially rn
anything but f1
ok
That looks like it goes vroom
best racecar is jimmy gibbs jr's
Does it go vroom
it vroms
simpson
I'm a simp
we know
Simple intricate mannered person
Kachowee
hi guys
why'd he do that
funy
true
conquest is a mad sweat
because of that, none of the viltrumites want to run duos with him
Ritz
Fr fr fr
Hello sporfo frends
How do I get the option to "Rip All" all the clothes nearby?
Was able to play on a server that had this option, but playing sp, I can't seem to have it
chat should I update my pfp?
I thought you were bird for a sec
bird isnt a plungie
Plunger
blunp
I think we should all be allowed to call of work at least once a month
With no penalty
bro
my sister made an entire
sandwichg
to eat two bites
and WASTE THE REST
i gave her shit about it and now im the bad guy

how old is your sister
like is she a grown adult or a toddler
one is understandable, the other one isnt
does anyone have kingsmouth tips? im on that tiny island house, i need to get to the millitairy base and there are lots of zomboids and i only have a wrentch, in okey condition
then beat her up or something
then my ass would get whooped
damn
also i would feel bad
because im like twice her size
how tall are you even
2 feet
i dont even really remember but i think like 5'6-5'8
somewhere round that area
the hell 
echo forgive me

you are forgiven
Meow
Life ain't sunshine and rainbows
life isnt all cookies and cream
life isn't worth living if she doesn't let you race hotwheels on it
facts
He’s around in other places
where
Kill all zombie goobers, thats my official insturctions
Daaayyyy-O dayyyy-O
Daylight come and me wann go home
i finished
Wut
heaven
The sky
oh
And like uhhh yeah
PZ doesn’t play very well on Samsung refrigerators
Oh they deleted
I realized I should probably go to the tech support channel, also I'm not playing on a refrigerator
😂
What about an LG toaster?
No
Nokia 3310?
No, I'm using a pc
Toaster!
I’m kidding lol
My feet have ptsd from old televisions
Well toes at least. Shocked I never shattered bones from the tv falling on them
Ok Dr. Sean
wooo
i need big strong men to play project zomboid with
i am little man playing on school computer and library computer pls 😮
I got b42 to work!
That on game that makes me fight in zomboid even if i got muscles strain
what is this zombies death pos
Can I use authentic z in b42?
Unpopular opinion: scythes should be weapons
agreed
this is not unpopular
scythes are not good weapons
Mlep.
GTA IV BEHIVOUR SO COOL
you know , that's reason to collect them so you will throw em on zombies
Same reason fists should be usable
Yea
Even if it would be stupid. Let people be stupid and see why it would be
fitness insturtor occupation must got boxing skill for that like +2
grab n kick when ?
Breaking neck from behind when ?
Grabbing a zombie? Oh no not a good idea lol
Allow players to do it with a chance to have their bare hand bitten
We need more opportunities to be Dumb
Idk man i feel like a gut punch or hitting the side of the head shouldn't cause a bite but yea, straight up face punch is stupid
Even with brass knuckles
I meant the grabbing
at least you can have a chance to break zombies neck instead of stepping on them~
Ah yea. Usually I'd grab them by the throat from behind
They cannot tilt their head down properly
Low strength -> lose grip and have to shove before they turn and munch
More sadism from the game
Y'all think a throat grab and a knife to the side of the head would be effective?
Real
Something like a hunting knife obviously
Not a kitchen knife
hi ECHO
Yes
I need an opinion on this mod im not sure about commissioning, it's for KI5 for a Mazda MX6, it's just that it doesn't seem much like a win win to me since even though im paying for a service i don't get much out of it other than the mod and others get to use it
The alternative would be having the mod be exclusively usable by you or a server you operate. If you no longer use it or operate the server, the mod is (effectively) lost
im eating tteokbokki uppy
well i have 3 months to sit on it and think about
If it's released for others, the entire community benefits. It's up to you if that's worth pay
i am feast
Idk what that IS
That’s how mod commissions, Work.
Unless it’s made exclusively private. There are plenty of mods out there that are commissioned for single users or otherwise hidden.
its yummers rice
ARE YOU A TTEOK
That's not rice
yeah i'm not sure if i get any form of royalty from it like how music works
It's just another form of pasta
You would not
You have lied to me this day
i'll have to think about it, sure the mod would be nice but that's still 460$ that could go somewhere else to make me more money
It wouldn't work as a model either, really, since mod authors can't sell access to mods. You'd have to be earning royalties on donations which wouldn't make much sense
it is
Typically no.
If you’re paying money for asian Pacific market created, you’re really only using the money to motivate the creator to make something they normally would not make because they have interests elsewhere.
And making mods, at least for 99.99% of creators? Provides zero actual profit.
No one makes money creating mods.
ah i see
Tteok (Korean: 떡) is a general term for Korean rice cakes. They are made with steamed flour of various grains, especially glutinous and non-glutinous rice. Steamed flour can also be pounded, shaped, or pan-fried to make tteok. In some cases, tteok is pounded from cooked grains.
Is rice pudding rice 🤔
Never believe Moopy chat
TLOU MENTIONED RAHHH
PEAK GAMES 🗣️
well given my own circumstances considering im in college i think 460$ being spent elsewhere is a better idea
Then you have your answer
alr thanks
So don’t approach it from a financial stance.
Decide if a specific model being created is worth the money.
The voice actor I hired for Roxy, for example, that models exclusively for myself.
And I paid very real money to the voice actress. But she’s also my favorite voice actress
yeah buy djmax
fair enough however i still have to support myself
sure the MX6 is a car that belongs to my dad and it'd be cool to have it in zomboid
like it's got sentimental value sure just i don't think i'll go through with it, matter of fact we're in the middle of rebuilding the motor for it
this video format plays a very nice pattern of vibrations
You discuss the auditory component; what of the visuals
the visuals are abysmal
Blast!
they only used one frame
What fools
Oh I agree.
Like everything in life, though there is a reason why some things appear to be expensive.
Some mods takehundreds or even thousands of hours to complete.
And that’s with a working knowledge of all the tools.
Authentic Z and PZ map makers like Moneky live stream as they create mods.
Some of these guys spend the equivalent of a full time job JUST making mods.
what is authentic z anyway
adds a bunch of clothes
BEEEEBOOOO
gooner?
Idk

what does the rank mean
Nothing
its just for clout
Its irrelevant and just tells you how much time you wasted.
finished season 3 of rezero
its like the season 1 ending all over again 😔
i hate it when i accidentally summon the spirit of pickled flames
we should be able to put soap in a washing machine in pz to make it wash the clothes faster
Not at all
New clothes. Celebrity zombies like michael jackson, freddy kruger. Etc.
Its not a gooner mod. Not even remotely

Crusader!
Means you never got the goth boots!
1984
Ogres gotta go
Ogres gotta go
hai chat!
hello floof!
hai!
hello flof
hello beer
balkans = europe, if you only take europe as north and west europe, that aint europe, thats capitalism at its peak. eastern and south europe, on the other hand, is more or less peaceful, and simple. people live their lives, happy, no matter the bad circumstances.
haii
greetings
i hungy
how was your rest
Hello chat
I see
i can eat a horse
🐴
i wish another jalopy kind of game existed
jalopy got left unfinished by the publishers
what's the quote Im curios to hear
proots
yems
sad
blah
spent a half hour setting up an eye exam, they gave me a june date
waste of time
june
I'll try again later
so far away
3 days
april
I'mma go for a walk, eat some thai food, and stop at the farmers market
try to live a little
thats so midwestern
its literally an amish run market
oh
get me some 🍓s
Get him some oranges instead
I dont know if they are in season yet
Balls.
i just wanna share that i'll finally buy a PC
after a very long time managing of being kinda poor
congrats
ty man
Started playing death stranding and the intro seems like an excuse for Kojima to show off shirtless men, and that's fine with me
Hey Balls, its me Dad
kojima doesnt need an excuse
he just does
and everyone knows its genius
Hello I'm Hideo Kojima and this is my next Kojima-type game I call The Brown Door. The game takes place in a gas station restroom and has no humans. My goal was to explore the human experience from an abstract perspective by relating our suffering to bathroom objects and appliances
basedbasedbasedbasedbased
I've been kinda dissatisfied with the chat experience in this room this week, so I will post this
Your Omar
I think
What could be done to better it?
this chat is generally 4 people taking to each other an no one else
hi guys
so me and a buddy are playing a world together and we need help finding a central location that supports 2 people is near towns but isnt in it and is vehicle accessible if you got any ideas pls let me know
and new people popping in and realising its 4 people talking to each other
The Four Horses of Apocalypse
did My Little Pony ever had something like that?
God forbid terminally online people become genchat regulars
Embed failure spotted. Prepare for ridicule.
For someone to have 4 minutes of ping, they would need to be somewhere around MARS
you know what else is terminal?
I am not a genchat regular, I am mostly at #pz_b42_chat , asking for multiplayer.
Are you certain?
damn
on mars, it would be about a year 
so me and a buddy are playing a world together and we need help finding a central location that supports 2 people is near towns but isnt in it and is vehicle accessible if you got any ideas pls let me know'
Attempt number 2
You'll have better luck in #pz_b41_chat probably
rw fire station, the classic
not in a town but near it
kk
uhhh, yknow what? look at the map https://map.projectzomboid.com/
Omar your sick
Sick in the head
Dream about repo
Honnkkk mimimimi
Who is up and gooning to Lebron?
Why can't we just talk about the weather and be civilized now
the weathers shit today
But Lebron..
I'm gnawing on the orb
Orb gnawing time
Its the hottest gift
Funny thing is I just gave my girlfriend a necklace
Not a bomb collar tho
Should been a bomb collar

How else ypu gonna get into the vault now
Get the moneh
I'll spread Ted instead
sierra madre is about letting go (of poverty)
you should spoiler that
Foxy Roxy sends chat good vibes today! Happy Waifu Wednesday!
even in 2025 some people still dont know how to do it
its 4pm get out of bed
yes
start with 9 luck, win big at blackjack, then go to the apocalypse doctor and get the luck boost implant, then go into the strip and get banned from all casinos
Bomb collars are a thing tho ❤️
I don't think she would like a bomb collar
Its a hot gift
Samesies. It’s a RP thing in my fallout.
LOTTA saving peeps
its not like you need many, 10 MAXIMUM. You are not selling anymore
If I want a hot gift I will go to the local boiling hot pit in my front yard filled with molten metal at all hours and throw it
there's not much use for money on FNV besides buying implants
unless im missing something
and maybe a visit or two to the gun runners
but if youre not running jury rigging idk what youre doing
perhaps then you'd need the money
along with the flour i stole from jack and diane
hello any idea when v42 will be multiplayer ?
Zomboid is lore accurate now, I have a loaded firearm in my possession in build 42
i never used companions actually
God...
Be me in game with choices, kill or save people based on vibe and basically nothing else

Chaotic neutraL at its finest
or the other thing
Pick an ideal also seemingly at random at the start of game
dont stray from it
day 2 of looking in chats and scrolling until i see a cat
two fun ways to play game
I save everyone because mostly like
because of undertale
My first and only undertale run was a genocide run because I found it interesting
I found one
that only took like 45 seconds
I prefer the Pacifist
all monsters are cool
Sans is chill and Paps are cool
i don't fear sans boss fight but sans is "truely the chill guy"
Hi, I need some help
what's matter
I cant wither join or host a server
It gets stuck in getting server info
Lily from state of decay? LOVE her.
She’s roughly what I based Foxy Roxy on
its been like 40 minutes
I’m gonna cry if lily is dead in part 3.
If it’s part of the story, I really hope the give her a good send off
tbh i havent played many games where your choices really have an impact that makes you want to make the right one
Story oriented ones anyway
is that spongebob
They seem to all have themes that are boring or annoying
Those games are also rare tbh.
“Choices matter” is generally a turn off. Like dark caves in games, we see a direct loss in sales.
Hey guys I'm feeling evil
i took a shower in my sink
Like life is strange type games which I don't need to explain why I'm not interested
Balls.
🤔
the themes always seem to be not my cup of tea
spork
lots of work has to go into choice games where your choices actually matter and dont give you the same ending regardless of choice in the end 😔
hai!
shork
telltale games are still good even if your choices dont matter
telltale is fucking dead
no lol
It is dawg
its still around because it was acquired by a different company
lcg entertainment
Oh okay
The batman ones specifically
Sat and watched a friend play it for a good while
I only played TWD
And i must say it made me more emotional than RDR2
they can make a good story
Cried like twice in while playing TWD
bruv twd 1 is absolute cinema
ending is enough to make a grown man cry
Real
Cant think of a game off the top of my head that has made me emotional in that way tbh
Season 2 ending too in my opinion. Well the Wellington ending
Where you leave Kenny instead of the fucking car crash
me neither besides just twd 1
ur the only one on this planet that likes s2
Detroit become human also made me emotional but rather happy
I like literally every season
Detroit become a better game
TWD Michonne is like a dessert after playing all the other seasons
😟
A damn nice one for me on top of that.
im blocking u
I js enjoy it
!

im going back to ask jeeves




