general_chat

[silver plank]

@livid notch

[neat moat]

Starbucks kinda mid

[harsh vault]

how ish uuus

[neat moat]

expensive af

[silver plank]

Starbucks? More like Wasteryourbucks

[narrow rune]

@plush cobalt (rock lobster)

[livid notch]

Depressed

But happy at same time

[raw needle]

Sadly not

[toxic relic]

you dont know it but the audience is laughing at this pun

trust me the producers told me

[harsh vault]

i can teach you!!!

[plush cobalt]

In the time period I come from Starbucks and Arby's did a merger and became Starby's and they serve really bad food

[raw needle]

I was hoping to learn a thing or two this summer

[neat moat]

keeping up the bit I see

[narrow rune]

Kill the nearest person with a stapler

That's your first quest

[icy vigil]

🫵

[narrow rune]

https://tenor.com/view/peely-the-shame-meme-cringe-caught-gif-26063026

[plush cobalt]

Excuse me

[toxic relic]

some of the chat bits in here are much older than you know

than even i know

[silver plank]

https://tenor.com/view/george-costanza-nod-smug-gif-13235912

[narrow rune]

Rock lobster

[toxic relic]

what the fuck is arby's

[harsh vault]

hai omar!

[plush cobalt]

Imagine bad food

[toxic relic]

ok

[plush cobalt]

Hey frosty

[icy vigil]

hellomar

[plush cobalt]

That is your answer

[harsh vault]

shark hai!

[raw needle]

Hey sounds good to me

[neat moat]

We have the meats 🗣️

[plush cobalt]

Hello not joshua

[narrow rune]

Omar are you proud of me I did something

[icy vigil]

shai

[toxic relic]

im imagining the terrible kebab i got once that gave me food poisoning

is that arbys

is it arby or arbys

[neat moat]

No that's panda express

[plush cobalt]

What did you do

[neat moat]

idk why I always got food poison there

[plush cobalt]

It's Arby's

[narrow rune]

Something alright ha ha

[harsh vault]

how ish everyones todayss

[plush cobalt]

I don't think I've ever even eaten at Arby's I just have a bad opinion of it

[narrow rune]

Great, thank you

[harsh vault]

gud to hears!

[neat moat]

I can't thik of a single good fast food plage ngl

cus their crap and expensive

if they were cheap you could at least say they're cheap

[plush cobalt]

If even one of them were real with consumers they'd change their slogan to “It's not good, but it's fast”

[narrow rune]

Omar likes my soup stand and I operate out of any trash cans I find

[neat moat]

Not to hate on the cashiers but my food took 10 minutes 🤭

[narrow rune]

I struck his face until it ran blood

[rapid goblet]

I agree if we're talking about big chains, but some local fast food places can be reaaaally good

[plush cobalt]

The cashiers are just cashiering

[toxic relic]

how is 10 minutes long

[neat moat]

chasmaxxing

[plush cobalt]

If anything you'd be hating on the cooks

[rapid goblet]

That is, if you manage to find them

[neat moat]

for fast food it's very long

[toxic relic]

no mate

[neat moat]

it's usually like 2 minutes

[raw needle]

Done

[toxic relic]

how the fuck are they cooking bro

[raw needle]

What now

[narrow rune]

🪂

[neat moat]

It's usually precooked

[narrow rune]

parachute into Brazil

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

Im not complaining btw

They were nice and I was chilling

[toxic relic]

maybe i dont go to fast food places at all

[plush cobalt]

I had to get something from a fast food-esque place during a work trip. I ordered a veggie burger and I think they must just never have anyone order it because it took like 45 minutes

[neat moat]

You don't and you shouldn't

[raw needle]

Can’t I go somewhere else

[neat moat]

wait you're a vegetarian?

[raw needle]

Or can I kill more people stapler style instead

[narrow rune]

Omar kills vegetable growers

[raw needle]

That was fun

[plush cobalt]

Ya

[harsh vault]

you play cdda, you are cool to the floof

[narrow rune]

Omar once set my crops alight for not being properly grown

[neat moat]

I like Omar even more wtf

[raw needle]

I don’t understand the controls 😭

[plush cobalt]

I've said this before but it's not for based reasons

[toxic relic]

i usually wait about 20-30 minutes cause the only 'fast food' i go to is local places ig

[harsh vault]

i can teach you!

[raw needle]

It seems so fun but I just don’t get it

[plush cobalt]

If it were a decision based on a moral position I'd probably be vegan

[glad pike]

I rushed fire station at Redwood then checked dc but a pesky zombioid bit me in the head

[raw needle]

I would lowkey love that

[neat moat]

yeah that ain't fast food bud lmao

[raw needle]

None of these yt tutorials are working

[harsh vault]

just dm me whenevers :3

[silver plank]

don't you love the sound of their teeth sinking onto your skull?

[toxic relic]

alr american

[raw needle]

Okay thanks

[toxic relic]

at least its good

idc about waiting

[neat moat]

whats stopping you?

[plush cobalt]

I am not a good person

[raw needle]

Yikes man

[glad pike]

I low-key feel bad for the animals but I need protein to live 😭

[narrow rune]

You took my wallet and ate it in front of me

[toxic relic]

u can get protein from many sources

lol

[plush cobalt]

What do you mean yikes

[neat moat]

Being a vegetarian is more than most people. So I'd at least say there's something of value there

[toxic relic]

tofu, seitain, beans

etc

[silver plank]

the only thing you can do is be grateful for their sacrifice for feeding you

[plush cobalt]

Actual answer is just that I don't really want to lol

[raw needle]

Idk man

[neat moat]

tf you mean you don't wanna

[plush cobalt]

It's really nothing more than a diet for me so idt I deserve praise for it but thanks I suppose

[neat moat]

oh is it the dairy and eggs?

[plush cobalt]

Ya, grew up raising chickens so eggs are a big part of my diet still

[neat moat]

Then I retract my statement 🙄

[toxic relic]

the 'i need protein' argument is stupid ngl cause its not even grounded in any truth since protein can be sourced from a lotta places

cold balls.

winter is coming

[raw needle]

Honestly I like animal meat too much to be a vegetarian

[plush cobalt]

I think people are just used to getting their protein from meat

[glad pike]

exactly

[toxic relic]

hmmm i want to segue into cannibalism again

[glad pike]

GUH

[toxic relic]

the urge to talk about consuming human meat is too strong

[neat moat]

Cannibalism isn't sustainable stink

[toxic relic]

thats not what i was gonna say

[raw needle]

Zomboid spotted

[toxic relic]

i just like talking aboot it

and i saw an opening

im a man of oppurtunity

[harsh vault]

fellow canadian spotted

[plush cobalt]

Humans can consent to being eaten sure but I don't want to eat human meat either

[toxic relic]

yknow

im down

[glad pike]

yess

[neat moat]

It's overrated ngl

[toxic relic]

you know that already

[harsh vault]

possible new fren spotted

[toxic relic]

what about liposuction

[plush cobalt]

I was never that into meat. Unless it's in the euphemistic sense

[toxic relic]

would you eat the fat that people lipo out

[neat moat]

uhhh

[glad pike]

I am just gonna let zomboids eat me I can't cut off my head

[toxic relic]

that would be fucking hilarious

[toxic hawk]

I adore meat

[plush cobalt]

Adoration is strong

[neat moat]

UHHH???

[plush cobalt]

So strong that it's strange

[toxic relic]

its funny to me

imagine

hear me out man

[glad pike]

so many zomboids in general today

[toxic hawk]

It's because I love it a lot

[plush cobalt]

What the fuck is zomboid

[harsh vault]

i dont like hoomans

[toxic relic]

hummus

[harsh vault]

hooman meat yucky

[neat moat]

who let stink into the kitchen 😭

[toxic relic]

dont let this man cook

[glad pike]

the zombies in the game

[toxic relic]

i cant cook but i will try to make something heinous

[plush cobalt]

What game?

[rapid goblet]

He killed the chef and is now in charge of the place

[toxic relic]

genuinely tho, wha the fuck do they do with the fat from liposuction

[toxic hawk]

Game?

[glad pike]

PROJECT ZOMBIOID

[raw needle]

I want kraft mac n cheese man

[plush cobalt]

What is that

[toxic hawk]

Burn it

[harsh vault]

dont take omar seriously, he a goober

[glad pike]

[toxic relic]

anyone ever tasted it

im sure they have

[plush cobalt]

I am a serious individual.

[harsh vault]

yes yes

[toxic hawk]

All biohazardous waste including amputated members and organs are incinerated

[toxic relic]

if people have drank piss for medical research, it must not be a stretch to assume someone wouldve eaten it

[neat moat]

People who do linguistics unironically are never to be taken seriously

[toxic hawk]

Factually wrong

[harsh vault]

canadian, how is it in canadian land

[glad pike]

very chilly

[harsh vault]

i sees

[toxic hawk]

It doesn't taste good

[toxic relic]

damn

[harsh vault]

now that i know you are canadian

wanna be canadianly frens

[plush cobalt]

What The Fuck

[glad pike]

ok

[harsh vault]

yay

[raw needle]

My zomboid char is going thru it

[toxic hawk]

Stop swearing so much omar

So crude

[plush cobalt]

Okay

[toxic relic]

i would think fat tastes good to those that enjoy it

[neat moat]

ok* 🤓 👆

[plush cobalt]

I apologize. I won't use bad language anymore. That was very rude of me.

[harsh vault]

okie

i dissapear from chat nows

baiiii

stay safee

be nicee

[raw needle]

Toodaloo

[harsh vault]

dm me if yall need anythingss

[toxic relic]

i decline both commands

[rapid goblet]

Are you still talking about human fat?

[toxic hawk]

Depending on its composition. It'd either taste like nothing or have a strong overwhelming flavour you can't even process

[raw needle]

I’ll be expecting a cdda crash course soon

[toxic relic]

yes

[plush cobalt]

I'm not going to use bad language to call you a gormless worm

[toxic relic]

i see

curious

[harsh vault]

whenever you feel like it!

[toxic hawk]

Just call him uneducated.

[raw needle]

Stand ready for my arrival?

[plush cobalt]

No

[plush cobalt]

Pardon

[neat moat]

took the words out of my mouth

[raw needle]

You said worm

[plush cobalt]

I often say worm

They're neat

[toxic hawk]

I often say blood

[neat moat]

worms are cool

[raw needle]

They are relatively neat

[toxic relic]

you have a great face for radio

[plush cobalt]

I suppose anything is relatively neat

[toxic hawk]

Except omar. He's factually neat

[plush cobalt]

Thank you, I've been told my voice is good for print too

[toxic relic]

lol

my uncle says that about everyone that he thinks is an ugly fuck

[neat moat]

so everyone?

[toxic relic]

that and 'dont be a screendoor on a submarine' whenever im not helping

[toxic relic]

most people

[raw needle]

“Ugly fuck” is a phrase I might take

[plush cobalt]

I haven't heard that one

How is this your first time seeing “ugly fuck”

[neat moat]

God he's such a boomer lol

[toxic relic]

well mate im a 40 yo man, my uncle is an old cnt

[raw needle]

Idk

[plush cobalt]

I suppose everyone has a first time for everything but that surprises me

[raw needle]

I’ve also never popped before but that’s not a story for right now

[toxic relic]

maybe youre surrounded by people who dont curse a lot

or creatively

[plush cobalt]

Like popped bubblegum

[raw needle]

Not creatively

[plush cobalt]

Popped a balloon

[neat moat]

Mormon aaahhhhh upbringing

[neat moat]

pimple popping 👁 👁

[plush cobalt]

Like a Mary Poppins movie marathon

[neat moat]

zee stop eating your fingers

[toxic relic]

my favourite insult was when a tradie and his mate were working, one of them fucked something up with the ute they were on and the other, very suddenly, jumped out the car and shouted [in a thick rural kiwi accent], "oi, wank stain, get your hand out your pants and quit jerking the fuck around"

[karmic jetty]

hongry

[loud pumice]

No gamba

[oblique valve]

Ey

[loud pumice]

[heavy ivy]

the cats

[oblique valve]

Someone here is from Latinoamerica?

[karmic jetty]

!!!

[toxic relic]

latinoamerica

[oblique valve]

No?

[karmic jetty]

why is it called latin

[toxic relic]

cause spain

[karmic jetty]

what even is latin

[toxic relic]

old language

[karmic jetty]

is spain latin

so spanish is latin

[toxic relic]

its origin is related to latin

no

[plush cobalt]

If you're looking for people to play with in your language or country you'll have better luck in #1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028

[toxic relic]

spanish is spanish

latin is distinct

[oblique valve]

No

[toxic relic]

but theyre related

[karmic jetty]

then why is it latin america

[toxic relic]

romance language

[plush cobalt]

Because it's not only Spanish

Portuguese

[toxic relic]

its to refer to countries that mainly speak romance languages

[karmic jetty]

romance language

[polar kernel]

wa

[toxic relic]

spanish, latin, portuguese

[loud pumice]

Hola

[plush cobalt]

Descended from Latin

[karmic jetty]

thats so romantic

[loud pumice]

I'm speaking in romance

[plush cobalt]

Or a language closely related to it but that's a separate discussion

[toxic relic]

it doesnt mean romance like relationship

[oblique valve]

I’m not looking for, I just wanna know if I could find someone from latinoamerica

[neat moat]

Oh we talking central and south American lore?

[toxic relic]

romance comes from the latin verb romanice

which means in roman

[neat moat]

Fuck the Spanish

[toxic relic]

real

[neat moat]

thays my 2c

[karmic jetty]

[loud pumice]

Ice cream at 2am

Les goo

[karmic jetty]

so latin is romance and romance is roman

[toxic relic]

hmmm

[neat moat]

Something like that I guess

[loud pumice]

Caesar salad

[karmic jetty]

so its roman america

[plush cobalt]

The word comes from that but Romance doesn't mean roman anymore, just refers to the language family

Which consists of languages descended from Latin

[loud pumice]

Grow this crop

[toxic relic]

romance languages are also termed latin/neo latin languages which are related to vulgar latin

the term romance comes from vulgar latin

it was first used to mean 'in roman'

[karmic jetty]

always knew romance is vulgar...

[toxic relic]

as omar said, its meaning changed

[neat moat]

kissy kisses with the tongue

[loud pumice]

Um.. el pollo

Caliente

[toxic relic]

so latin = romance languages and romance = vulgar latin origin

[loud pumice]

Help

[toxic relic]

roman isnt a language

[karmic jetty]

this is perplexing

[plush cobalt]

Also to clarify Vulgar Latin is just Latin but spoken (a particular form of it), to distinguish from the written form that had some differences

[loud pumice]

I'm being attack by the women's

[neat moat]

Im kinda suprised you didn't know this zee, and I'm American

no offense

[loud pumice]

I'm offended

[karmic jetty]

[plush cobalt]

If people didn't learn it in school & don't have an interest in it I think it's common to not know much about how languages work or how they're categorized

[karmic jetty]

im supposed to know about other worlds

[plush cobalt]

Ask random people on the street what language family English is in & you might get some surprising results

[neat moat]

tell that to stink when she shits of me then 😒

[loud pumice]

TRAVEL THROUGH THE NETHER PORTAL

[toxic relic]

the main ancient roman languages are [as of now] decided to be latin, romaic and other romance languages, along with an italian dialect and the languages of all the regions they annexed

[plush cobalt]

Excuse me

[toxic relic]

what

[neat moat]

what

[karmic jetty]

what

[toxic relic]

what does that mean brother

[neat moat]

I think it's a cat bee

[toxic relic]

no

youre chat

[plush cobalt]

French??

[neat moat]

Oh, come on you know

[toxic relic]

first of all, im a man [he/him]

second of all

[loud pumice]

This cat bee

[toxic relic]

youre misspelling makes it impossible for me to decipher

[karmic jetty]

decipher

i hardly know er

[plush cobalt]

Shits on?

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

[loud pumice]

[neat moat]

My mind is an enigma that's for sure

[toxic relic]

no

i think youre just driving

[plush cobalt]

Tell that to stink when he shits on me

I understand

[neat moat]

yes I'm speeding on the highway as we speak

[toxic relic]

cool

[stone nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/314115739160281088/1353231741145317439/Screenshot_2025-03-23-05-58-35-90_f9ee0578fe1cc94de7482bd41accb329.jpg?ex=67e0e6c4&is=67df9544&hm=f301c7fb45700399c8c47e4abc1b9953c8122a64d6c0937eaffd03f0f8b8a183&

[loud pumice]

Yoooo

[neat moat]

oh wait you didn't know what I said?

[toxic relic]

i have a question about american driving

[loud pumice]

Nice set up

[toxic relic]

do people not sit in the back of utes with the hood down

is that not a thing

[neat moat]

utes?

[stone nexus]

Utes are an australia-only thing

[plush cobalt]

I might've shared this anecdote before but when I was reading up on Romance classifications I requested an interlibrary loan and was told the book is not in any of the libraries in their network in the entire country

[neat moat]

yeah what's a utes

[toxic relic]

i mean that type of car

[plush cobalt]

Ultimately it ended up to just be a confusion due to the subtitle

[stone nexus]

That's a pickup

[neat moat]

Ok that's a truck, what about trucks?

[toxic relic]

thats a ute

[neat moat]

Ohh

[karmic jetty]

is a ute

[toxic relic]

do people not sit in the back

[neat moat]

right pickup is right as well

[toxic relic]

without the hood

while driving

[neat moat]

What is "the back"

[karmic jetty]

the back

[stone nexus]

No that's most certainly a truck

[plush cobalt]

The not trunk

[toxic relic]

the truck part mate

[neat moat]

Ah

[neat moat]

sowmtimes. Haven't seen it much but occasionally. More rural parts do it

[stone nexus]

The b e d

[karmic jetty]

im surprised u dont know this ghoti and im a goober no offense

[echo moon]

hey yall

[toxic relic]

yeah whatever man

[stone nexus]

You see my guy

[neat moat]

Im going to eat you (platonically)

[stone nexus]

Utes are often coupe

[toxic relic]

not often

[stone nexus]

If you look at your own example, it has four doors

If there is space to ride inside, you most certainly do

[plush cobalt]

How do you know that

[neat moat]

I miss 2 door pickups

[plush cobalt]

We only see two in the picture

[toxic relic]

idk man, we call 'pick up trucks' utes

[neat moat]

They aren't supposed to have back seats

[toxic relic]

source: literally everyone i encounter with a ute

[neat moat]

it's a work truck not a go to the store truck

[karmic jetty]

red ute, plaided red shirt, silly cap and jeans oh yea we gamin

[neat moat]

Tbf you live in made up kiwi land so it's different there

[toxic relic]

nah

aus and nz

[oblique valve]

The term Latino is understood here as an identity, it refers to all people who come from South America, Central America and Mexico.

[toxic relic]

even have a source

🤓

dont fuck with a man on a mission

[plush cobalt]

People often shorten it to ute but it's actually spelled utulele not utelele

[toxic relic]

oh yeah im aware.

[stone nexus]

HAR HAR, I LIED, WE DO HAVE UTES 🗣️

https://lowesa.com.ar/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/lowe-saveiro-trendline.jpg

[karmic jetty]

latinx

[echo moon]

what the hell is general chat up to.

[plush cobalt]

Chatting about general topics

[stone nexus]

I'm ripping your throat off

[toxic relic]

what the fuck are you up to napoleon

[oblique valve]

Sex

[toxic relic]

napoleon like the movie or the french guy

[echo moon]

wantin to play multiplayer project zomboid.

[toxic relic]

ok

no thanks mate

[stone nexus]

Sex

[neat moat]

DYNAMITE 🗣️

[toxic relic]

im a taken man

[plush cobalt]

#1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028

[oblique valve]

Nel you should play lfd2

[toxic relic]

that came out of no where to be honest

[plush cobalt]

Sex

[neat moat]

huevos 🧐

[toxic relic]

i thought i had to rely on hanky today but i might get some panky

[echo moon]

i already do bozo, im lookin for project zomboid servers cuz im bored of l4d2.

[oblique valve]

Sex

[toxic relic]

could even move into rumpy pumpy

[neat moat]

Pancreas

[plush cobalt]

He hit him with the bozo... We may witness a plunger fight

[toxic relic]

its a wordplay joke

[lusty wave]

if the show is called Invincible why can I still see it

[harsh vault]

hai chat

im back!

[toxic relic]

thats bait

[neat moat]

When I did her from the back I called it a pump and dump

[toxic relic]

everyone ignore it

[plush cobalt]

I like this message a lot

[harsh vault]

i have seen some shit

[oblique valve]

Yeah Im too but I haven’t friends

[lusty wave]

lifetime achievement

[toxic relic]

omar used to tell me that

[echo moon]

amen.

[harsh vault]

@neat moat can i get my boopings back

[toxic relic]

ive been replaced

[oblique valve]

😦

[neat moat]

boop

[plush cobalt]

Now I know that praise would only embolden you

[lusty wave]

I'm funnier Mr. Stinkname Fartass

[harsh vault]

w<

[oblique valve]

No ñañito pipipi

[toxic relic]

true

[oblique valve]

I said noo bro pipipi

[toxic relic]

congratulations, you can deal with omars...deficits

[lusty wave]

i'm gonna sleep like a cartoon character now i think

honk shoo

[neat moat]

God this bathroom cowboy music is making me crazy

[harsh vault]

what?

[plush cobalt]

Bathroom? Cowboy?

[toxic relic]

what cartoon tho

[stone nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714638562410102876/1151673831166058506/standard.gif

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

restroom* 🤓 👆

[lusty wave]

uuuuuh rick and morty

[karmic jetty]

the heck is bathroom cowboy

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/self-control-crazy-crazy-i-was-crazy-once-gif-7118146246688689654

[neat moat]

there is music in the restroom

and it's like southern roxk

rock

[toxic relic]

terrible pick

[harsh vault]

why are you in a bathroom ghoti

[karmic jetty]

ah yes the poosic

[dense elm]

room with holes for cowboys to shit on i guess

[plush cobalt]

Bathroom? (This was captured in a public bathroom. I never shared that context when originally sharing the image. I'm sharing it now so this isn't more incomprehensible than it already will be to those who were not present for this discussion. Thank you.)

[harsh vault]

ghoti put the phone down!!

[neat moat]

gee I wonder why

[karmic jetty]

maybe hes eatin dinner

[toxic relic]

ghoti i thought you wore adult diapers

why are you in a toilet

[neat moat]

no I go where I please and leave the chasser to deal with the mess

[lusty wave]

MONEY TRACTORS THING

[oblique valve]

If you should rate my english how much you give me?

[plush cobalt]

He's there to get a swirlie

[toxic relic]

chasser?

[glad pike]

I cleared redwood police n fire station 🔥

[neat moat]

Cashier

[dense elm]

im sorry what the fuck

[lusty wave]

like two pennies i think

[harsh vault]

cngrats im proud of you!

[toxic relic]

why is there a cashier in the bathroom

[echo moon]

you sure any of these looking for group things are open yet?

[neat moat]

it's not a bathroom I'm in 😈

[oblique valve]

Shit

[karmic jetty]

is pay per poo

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[plush cobalt]

The threads? Yeah you can reply to them and ask

[harsh vault]

it was a terrible joke

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-clap-applause-standing-ovation-gif-15648815

mate

that was genuinely good

[lusty wave]

hilarious joke

[karmic jetty]

danke schon

[plush cobalt]

That's art

[dense elm]

you wrote that as if you have that one fetish

[lusty wave]

that was phenomenal

[harsh vault]

NO

[lusty wave]

i aspire to be that funny

[heavy ivy]

can i have the number 2
yea, that'll set you back ten bones

[dense elm]

delete it lad, you still have a chance to be forgiven

[toxic relic]

dont delete it

[harsh vault]

sorry

[toxic relic]

also coolcat youre a child

[harsh vault]

let me rephrase

[toxic relic]

how do you know this

[plush cobalt]

Once chat decides you have a kink it can be hard to escape it

[harsh vault]

the outside is so cool

[lusty wave]

I feel like they should charge per plop

[plush cobalt]

Not that I speak from experience

[oblique valve]

Bueno me iré a dormir, besos en el ano descansen

Mila

[toxic relic]

the group mind has decided you like feet

[plush cobalt]

Sleep well

[lusty wave]

you're not helping your case

[dense elm]

i have had too many access to the internet

[heavy ivy]

hivemind

[oblique valve]

Muak

[harsh vault]

i know

[toxic relic]

too many

interesting

[dense elm]

now im just trying to stay away from stuffs like that

[toxic relic]

what would that sentence mean if you meant 'too many access'

[harsh vault]

thonk

[lusty wave]

too many much

[karmic jetty]

[glad pike]

I loved murdering all those funny zombies

[dense elm]

no restrictions, which is the biggest fucking mistakes my parents did

[toxic relic]

as in too many points of entry into the internet

[dense elm]

but thank god i recovered

[toxic relic]

would that be an issue

[harsh vault]

you only have yourself to blame

[toxic relic]

curious

[lusty wave]

that's the sound my head made when I dove full strength into my wall while trying to jump onto my bed

[karmic jetty]

why is ur parents fault

[harsh vault]

siwwy

[dense elm]

unless you accidentally stumble into something so traumatizing

[harsh vault]

:3

[plush cobalt]

It means that distinctions for countable vs. uncountable nouns are difficult for some learners (or speakers) 🤓

[toxic relic]

no i know

[harsh vault]

how do you do it accidentally

[toxic relic]

that wasnt my argument

[lusty wave]

I like your funny words magic man

[plush cobalt]

I also know

[toxic relic]

ah

[plush cobalt]

I could tell what u meant from later messages

[toxic relic]

you just wanted to sound like a fucking dork

real

[plush cobalt]

Yes.

[harsh vault]

i love nerds

i am one myself

[dense elm]

not really my parents fault actually, most of them time, but back in the days the internet was not that restricted so yeah

[toxic relic]

'back in the days'

[karmic jetty]

ur sovereign mind has no self preservation

[toxic relic]

bro was born after 2010

[harsh vault]

how old is he?

[toxic relic]

check bio

[plush cobalt]

Back in my day (2019)

[harsh vault]

damn

[dense elm]

porn bots on youtube, soft core porns, fetishes content, and more. I’m currently trying to stay away from those shits

[plush cobalt]

It's so weird that I have nieces and nephews but when I see that someone that young exists on the internet I'm like what the hell

[toxic relic]

indeed

thankfully few in my family that i visit have decided to breed

[harsh vault]

damn

[lusty wave]

I learned how to braid stuff out of boredom

[harsh vault]

to think gen alpha can access discord now

we are cursed

[toxic relic]

therefore reducing my contact with young things

[last spoke]

There are teenagers younger than Minecraft

[toxic relic]

cursed by whom tho

[plush cobalt]

Stuff? Hair or more than hair

[karmic jetty]

is crazy how old we are 👴

[dense elm]

as long as their brain is not melted by skibidi toilet

[harsh vault]

read a tiny bit up

[lusty wave]

cables and such

[plush cobalt]

Me personally I'm young and spry

[plush cobalt]

What's that done for

[dense elm]

i miss the old days… my goofy ass in 2018

[lusty wave]

aesthetics of course

[plush cobalt]

Interesting

[toxic relic]

ah my bad, i misinterpreted you messages as separate and distinct rather than a continuation of the same thought

[lusty wave]

a braided cable is significantly cooler than a non braided cable

[harsh vault]

ish okie

[plush cobalt]

I suppose that is true

[dense elm]

ok not really

[plush cobalt]

By virtue of being braided

[neat moat]

anti natalist?

[toxic relic]

i was 33 in 2018

[plush cobalt]

Not making a statement on antinatalism at this time

[karmic jetty]

so ur 40 now

[glad pike]

gramps

[toxic relic]

list deez nuts in your mouth

[harsh vault]

be nice

[lusty wave]

I was 11, you're senile

[dense elm]

please do not talk to minors

[harsh vault]

you will be his age too

[toxic relic]

im an old man

[karmic jetty]

ur dust

[plush cobalt]

You are literally minors

[toxic relic]

yeah dude why the fuck do you think i avoid talking to you

[lusty wave]

minor in height maybe

5'1

[neat moat]

bro is nostalgic about 2018 😭. I bet ur one of those ppl who say 2016 was the best year ever

[lusty wave]

heehoo

[dense elm]

we are not a group

[karmic jetty]

miners

[toxic relic]

2016 was ass

[karmic jetty]

so is there a majors

[plush cobalt]

I don't know what you mean by this coolcat

[lusty wave]

2001 was a great year because I wasn't born yet

[dense elm]

it’s a joke, but yeah, 2018 is ass, 2016 is alright

[lusty wave]

it could've stayed that way

[toxic relic]

real

[neat moat]

don't even talk to me coolcat

2016 was ass

[dense elm]

do not fear

[neat moat]

beginning of the end

[toxic relic]

nah

[karmic jetty]

rose tinted goggles

[dense elm]

we do not monitor your behavior

[toxic relic]

the beginning of the end was pre 2000

[lusty wave]

tose rinted goggles

[harsh vault]

2016 was the end of mlg, depression era

[plush cobalt]

I do not know fear. I lack the intelligence for it

[neat moat]

Fair, but it was super obvious at that point ig

[toxic relic]

when bro said 'we've already won' 10 years early

[dense elm]

agreeable, probably was ass anyway, my parents were pretty abusive

[toxic relic]

idk man

[lusty wave]

I was barely conscious enough to remember the MLG era

I was like

[toxic relic]

[lusty wave]

9

[neat moat]

Ight ima drive back yall

[harsh vault]

9 in 2016

[neat moat]

hate to miss thos convo 🙏

[harsh vault]

ghoti

[lusty wave]

I was too busy eating dirt

[harsh vault]

i will miss u

trust!

[glad pike]

my firefighter drip got all bloody :(

[plush cobalt]

I'm also Excuse To Leave

[neat moat]

I'll be back floofie dw

[plush cobalt]

Drive safe fish boy

[lusty wave]

2007 child

[karmic jetty]

geez

[toxic relic]

yes indeed, i also Uncomfortable Departure

[dense elm]

then why you talk to me

[lusty wave]

drive fish safe boy

[harsh vault]

i bless u ghoti

[glad pike]

drive safee

[harsh vault]

nuggie, you seem like a vewy interesting person to talk to

[karmic jetty]

run nuggie

RUN

[lusty wave]

I'm not that interesting actually I'm just autistic

[dense elm]

autistic people are interesting

[toxic relic]

idk if youre interesting, you use amazon music

[harsh vault]

i shall talk to you furthers soons, i love yapping

[plush cobalt]

My opinion has not yet solidified on you, Nuggie, but so far it is positive

[dense elm]

ew

[toxic relic]

that seems less interesting and more disheartening

[lusty wave]

that's already a good start

I'll continue choosing the better speech options

[harsh vault]

nuggie can i send a fren request :3

[lusty wave]

sure

[plush cobalt]

Hmm... Gonna have to take away some points for being receptive to my statement

[toxic relic]

u also play roblox and stardew

[harsh vault]

now i can officially

[karmic jetty]

plungie

[harsh vault]

zerol be nice

[lusty wave]

I mean I'm autistic what did you expect

I also play ultrakill and My Summer Car

I'm like a walking stereotype

[raw needle]

Yea nuggie chill and I don’t even know em

[toxic relic]

im autistic and do not play roblox nor stardew

[harsh vault]

war without reason my beloved

[dense elm]

tbh why does that matter

[toxic relic]

hmmm

[plush cobalt]

I play stardew

[foggy remnant]

just played skyrim for 3 hours now im listening to lagwagon

[karmic jetty]

mmm stardew

[toxic relic]

i dont like stardew

[karmic jetty]

get out

[lusty wave]

Oh you've got the cool kind

[harsh vault]

whats a stardew

[plush cobalt]

We've discussed this

[raw needle]

Stardew a fun game

[harsh vault]

oh right

[lusty wave]

Lucky

[dense elm]

stardew was boring for me

[harsh vault]

stardew

[heavy ivy]

zee be nice :D

[karmic jetty]

no

[toxic relic]

its the math kind

[harsh vault]

dont steal my line!!

[heavy ivy]

D:

[karmic jetty]

[plush cobalt]

I like the harvest moon formula but it's not for everyone

[harsh vault]

see riley

[toxic relic]

math and robot flavoured autism

[lusty wave]

Oh yeah that's the cool autism

[harsh vault]

it doesnt work because you dont have the floofs touch

[lusty wave]

I have the uh

[plush cobalt]

I got a boring flavor

[lusty wave]

decent at everything but struggles to hold a decent conversation flavor

I can learn just about any skill except public speaking

[karmic jetty]

is missing one thing harvest moon had and that is the bachelor/ettes marry if u dont

[foggy remnant]

[toxic relic]

i still remember getting diagnosed and my dad said 'makes sense'

[heavy ivy]

mm yeah i got a recommendation to go see a specialist for potentially getting a diagnosis for autism and any other mental sillyness from my therapist the other day

so hopefully its informative one way or another

[lusty wave]

I remember getting diagnosed way before my dad did and suddenly it all made sense

[toxic relic]

thats the most boring part

[raw needle]

Starsector update soon

[lusty wave]

I can't get too silly with my therapist or else I'll end up in the funny room

[toxic relic]

what the fuck am i supposed to do with bachelors, im a man of action

[foggy remnant]

i feel like every time i open this server people are either being gooners or talking about autism

[plush cobalt]

Hope it's helpful for you

Gooners

Excuse me

[toxic relic]

hahah understandable mate

[raw needle]

When has anyone ever been a gooner on this here server

[toxic relic]

me

many times

[toxic hawk]

me

[dense elm]

i don’t goon nor talk about autism

[plush cobalt]

But the gooning is done in private

[foggy remnant]

so many people...

[raw needle]

Oh what

[heavy ivy]

yeah i'm right there with you, thankfully it came up naturally and not from any of the less desirable topics

[toxic relic]

indeed

[raw needle]

I’m scared now

[foggy remnant]

i can think of one guy specifically

[toxic relic]

the gooning is done in a special place

[raw needle]

And who is he

[toxic hawk]

with special people

[toxic relic]

truly

only with the boys

[heavy ivy]

thanks omar (i am going to explode your mailbox for saying gooners, i'm quite terribly sorry)

[lusty wave]

I'd love to tell my therapist about the shit that happened to me online but I don't want to end up in a straight jacket

[foggy remnant]

not gonna namedrop

but hes the biggest gooner ive ever seen

[lusty wave]

even though it looks mad comfortable

[foggy remnant]

its insane

[plush cobalt]

Maybe the real gooning was the friends we made along the way

[toxic hawk]

competitive

[foggy remnant]

and hes in this server

[raw needle]

Aaaand now we’re on a goon rant

[toxic relic]

co op is better imo

[dense elm]

in a server with minors

[toxic hawk]

both, both is good

[raw needle]

Split screen gooning!

[toxic relic]

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-tiger-woods-big-dog-salutation-what-up-gif-2478767235926945002

[glad pike]

how to trim beard in game

[toxic hawk]

scissors

[toxic relic]

razor

[dense elm]

razor

[toxic relic]

how do you trim your beard irl

[glad pike]

ok

[toxic relic]

razor

[lusty wave]

chainsaw

[plush cobalt]

I imagine they're talking about it in a facetious sense. Most of the conversation here is pretty pg-13

[dense elm]

shaving cream and razor

[toxic hawk]

i use a shaver

[toxic relic]

and scissors depending on size

[toxic hawk]

i hate my beard, makes me look too old

[dense elm]

ok

[karmic jetty]

imagine beard

[raw needle]

I use a pencil sharpener Yall crazy

[toxic relic]

electric razor is gud too

[harsh vault]

imagine being a gooner, couldnt be me

[plush cobalt]

I have my beard servant trim mine

[raw needle]

Omar too important to trim the beard

[heavy ivy]

would it be helpful for us to talk about these things? probably, it'd be nice if our therapist knew about the whole several critters in one package thing, among other stuff, but i just don't really want to talk about it sometimes lol

[dense elm]

liar liar pants on fire

[lusty wave]

not having image perms is going to be the death of me

[toxic relic]

my barber still uses a straight edge folding razor

[harsh vault]

you will get them soonsies

[plush cobalt]

Oh, you flatter me. There's no such thing as too important. I am the Most Important

[heavy ivy]

just keep on yappin' and you'll get there :)

[raw needle]

Yes master

[lusty wave]

I haven't seen a benefit to talking about these things yet at least

[dense elm]

ok omar, what is the meaning of life

[raw needle]

Right

[heavy ivy]

also real fair

[raw needle]

I’ll get there one day

[toxic relic]

there is no inherent meaning to life

[plush cobalt]

There is no meaning

[toxic relic]

only meaning you create

[plush cobalt]

So we find or make our own

[toxic relic]

bro

[plush cobalt]

Look fartnuts it was a question for ME

[lusty wave]

I can't even share how I built an entire engine on my own in My Summer Car because I have no rights

[toxic hawk]

anyways, fun anatomy fact, the right branche goind into the lung is more vertical than the left one, 45 degrees compares to 25

[toxic relic]

i am you, omar

[dense elm]

cap

[glad pike]

meaning of life is to play project zombioid

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[raw needle]

We are all Omar

[toxic relic]

its not cap

[plush cobalt]

What is your answer

[lusty wave]

The rest of the car is a uh work in progress

[raw needle]

Can we make an Omar cult

Or no

[toxic relic]

nah

[toxic hawk]

omar is a concept, not a person

[lusty wave]

Nuh uh

[plush cobalt]

We already had an Omar cult arc

[dense elm]

and die a thousand times without finding a single fucking generator manual

[plush cobalt]

I think, like last year

[toxic relic]

yeah that was done in season 13

[glad pike]

LOL

[raw needle]

Then it’s time for another one idc

[dense elm]

cats

[toxic relic]

its overplayed now

[heavy ivy]

what about the Omar overthrown revolution

[toxic relic]

that was season 14

[glad pike]

finding generators suck

[heavy ivy]

ahhhh

[raw needle]

How much did I miss since summer 2023

[lusty wave]

Oh god I still need to figure out wiring for the car

[heavy ivy]

yea i think i recall that

[lusty wave]

that's gonna be a fucking nightmare

[toxic relic]

yeah just watch the reruns

[dense elm]

well it is wearable and protects you from the sun, at least only your eyes

[lusty wave]

aight nerds I'm gonna lock myself in a garage for like 5 hours until the car starts

[toxic relic]

ok

[plush cobalt]

Have fun and stay safe

[raw needle]

Have fun

[glad pike]

enjoy

[raw needle]

Don’t die and stuff

[plush cobalt]

Oh so you want them to have fun but not stay safe

[toxic relic]

remember to keep the windows closed and no ventilation

[plush cobalt]

Wow, commander

[lusty wave]

WOW

[toxic relic]

venilation means that O2 enters which is evil

[raw needle]

Look below that message

[lusty wave]

Staying safe is very unlikely

[plush cobalt]

Selective message reading

[lusty wave]

Also making sure to spray a lot of brake cleaner

[dense elm]

imagine if all that work, just to crash onto a small ass tree and die

[raw needle]

Too important to read the other message

[toxic relic]

alr im gonna play gooner game

[raw needle]

Which one

[toxic relic]

Excuse to Leave thats a Blatent Lie

[lusty wave]

The funniest thing is that it is very likely because driving in this game is a pain in the ass

[raw needle]

Oh

[lusty wave]

And it's permadeath

[raw needle]

Makes sense

[lusty wave]

So if I die I'll have to make a new save

[toxic hawk]

i recommend elden ring, great goon material

[glad field]

He's not lying

[toxic relic]

gay?

[stone nexus]

Literal skill issue

[glad field]

he is going to go be weird

[raw needle]

I feel like you’re slowly describing My Summer Car

[dense elm]

i drive slowly so idk

[toxic hawk]

we have it all

gay bi straight

[foggy remnant]

play skyrim and goon to the argonians

[lusty wave]

Did you check the game I was playing yet

[toxic relic]

maybe after this one

[raw needle]

Oh yippee

[glad pike]

ight goodnight

I conquered redwood

[plush cobalt]

I'm starting to think the biggest gooner you were referring to was yourself

[raw needle]

Can’t you like piss on people and such

[lusty wave]

How are you going to play My Summer Car and not speed

[glad pike]

I am proud of myself

[foggy remnant]

oh no i pale in comparison

[lusty wave]

Yes

You can also piss on the TV and die

[raw needle]

May have to get the game

[dense elm]

oh shit you mean that game? my bad

[foggy remnant]

im surprised people dont realize who im talking about

[glad pike]

This is my like 5th run

[raw needle]

Piss and get drunk simulator

[dense elm]

haven’t played that yet

[plush cobalt]

I have not personally witnessed any gooning

[raw needle]

Build a car optional

[lusty wave]

It's like 300mb smh

[toxic relic]

before i leave, omar, the game i speak of is already available to you

for you have the key to enter the door

[plush cobalt]

Is it the one you mentioned before

[toxic relic]

here?

no

[dense elm]

ok, ill acquire it legally later

[quaint field]

anyone have any pokemon TCG live codes they don't use? dm

[harsh vault]

mon bazou better, totally not biased

[lusty wave]

I have no idea what that game is

[toxic relic]

that one

[harsh vault]

my summer drive but quebecois

[plush cobalt]

Well now it doesn't have the reply

[dense elm]

why do you care so much

[raw needle]

Why can’t I send images yet

[harsh vault]

need to be level 10

[toxic relic]

mon bazou is fun

[plush cobalt]

I asked the mods to not allow you to

[glad pike]

mon bazou? never heard of it, is it good?

[raw needle]

Gonna strangle someone for the level needed

[glad field]

[karmic jetty]

weak

[harsh vault]

you can send images in the pz chats though

[raw needle]

Oh if Omar stopped me from doing it then that’s fine

[toxic hawk]

tf is bazou

[raw needle]

Can’t send the invincible title card in pz chats

[toxic relic]

kissing ass is -rep mate

you just lost faction points

[plush cobalt]

This was in reference to you responding to something adult; you are a minor, thus it's not appropriate to continue the exchange

[raw needle]

In that game you’re never——

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-conquest-heart-love-you-invincible-gif-16830902008122765368

[glad field]

The trick is to get your relation with whatever faction stinkname is in to the minimum

[dense elm]

is pirating for adults

[toxic hawk]

yes

[raw needle]

Not kissing ass, just kinda worshipping

[toxic hawk]

go play outside son

[plush cobalt]

That was your response, not the adult thing

[dense elm]

wdym it’s rated e for everyone

[toxic hawk]

no

[glad field]

Pfft the thing they're talkin about isn't even suited for adults either

[toxic relic]

worshiping

[dense elm]

tax

[toxic hawk]

what the heck

[toxic relic]

omar whats your faction reaction to being worshiped

[plush cobalt]

My faction?

[toxic relic]

yeah

your rep

[plush cobalt]

Ohh, I see

[toxic relic]

does it negatively or positively affect your rep

or no change

[plush cobalt]

Typically positive but it depends

[lusty wave]

oh that's a cool feature

[raw needle]

Yay

[lusty wave]

my character can't see anything because it's night and i'm sleeping

[plush cobalt]

I may alter preferences on a whim

[toxic relic]

valid

dynamic reactions mod

[raw needle]

Then I’ll alter worshipping on a whim

[toxic relic]

thats part of the mod yea

[toxic hawk]

if its something omar hates then it gotta be good

[raw needle]

Oh then that’s fine

[lusty wave]

yeah it's just a black screen

[harsh vault]

search it up

[toxic relic]

nuggie narrating gameplay we cant see

well they cant either

[lusty wave]

I can't see it either

[plush cobalt]

I hate putting innocent people in torture chambers

[raw needle]

Can you do a black screen stream

[plush cobalt]

Go on, lover of dragons. Your move.

[toxic hawk]

never heard of that word in my life

[toxic hawk]

thats a blatant lie

[harsh vault]

the game dork

[toxic hawk]

never heard of that in my life

[plush cobalt]

Okay well I don't like it

[lusty wave]

my computer might have a seizure but fuck it

[harsh vault]

search it up!!!

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[lusty wave]

I'm just gonna stay muted

[toxic relic]

why are you doing this

[lusty wave]

yippee

[raw needle]

Hell yea

[lusty wave]

okay it works

[raw needle]

Black screen with flies stream

[lusty wave]

I can still swear and walk around apparently

[raw needle]

So how do you gain sight

[plush cobalt]

Guide to interpreting what's happening in gen chat at any given moment