general_chat

[shell badger]

That’s crazy, so you mean you have to sledge down ceilings (or build new, lower outside floors) on any of the mansion-height houses?

[torpid palm]

idk, the way It works I'm pretty sure is that you build within 9 tiles on the floor above your sink and then you can plumb it

[shell badger]

Oh I misunderstood the numbers there (tired af lol), yeah that’s a lot of water for a rag

[torpid palm]

sorry within one tile

like the 9 tiles around your sink

[torpid palm]

dw lol it took me a sec to figure out what was happening in the game

also they changed it and it doesn't give you free fresh water anymore, tainted water comes out of the sink and you have to boil it

[frail shadow]

have any of you watch the monkey

as in the movie

[quiet siren]

Seems like grounded mode of TLOU 2 is being a lot more merciful this time when it comes to ammo (I'm on new game + so that might also effect things)

4 pistol rounds, 3 bolt action rounds, 1 shotgun shell, an arrow, and 9 SMG rounds

Just completed what I previously thought was impossible with like 4 bullets second try lmaooo

I probably could've done it with a bottle and one arrow because turns out the arrow I spawned with is explosive

[frail shadow]

can’t wait for it to come to pc so i can acquire it legally

[quiet siren]

https://youtu.be/QHvzDTlufBc?si=Xf4rKz3miDEilsAx

[bronze moat]

Kerfus in PZ you say?

[fair yacht]

is that a summoning circle

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/project-zomboid-zomboid-spiffo-twerk-twerking-gif-8122066939079228530

[fair yacht]

O_O

[heavy ivy]

spiffo noooo

[bronze moat]

Yes. But look in the shadows. KERFUS!

[kind viper]

Hiya. To people with both integrated and dedicated gpus, how do you force PZ to use the dgpu? I already tried both through windows and Nvidia control panel and it still uses the igpu.

[thin wedge]

The cult of spiffo

[simple bear]

I keep my money in da bank to get that interest on it

[bronze moat]

It provides zero net benefit. Don’t bother.

PZ is CPU and RAM heavy. VRAM even in 4K is like 3-4 GB max

[thin wedge]

lmao its all cpu indeed

https://tenor.com/view/amd-hot-gif-22372709

[errant wren]

does anyone wanna teach me this game

pls

[simple bear]

arizona mfs cooking their meals on their car hoods

[thin wedge]

🗣️

[simple bear]

https://tenor.com/view/so-hot-frying-egg-in-sun-cooking-solar-power-frying-pan-gif-13572557

[thin wedge]

real shit

[bronze moat]

I sends zee money out to find more friends and come back home with dem!

[simple bear]

Ermahgerd….

I wanna go gamble

Blackjack

[bronze moat]

I have Intel. Next PC won’t

[simple bear]

Only card game I am good at

[thin wedge]

Bro not even good at balatro 😭

[bronze moat]

Is all I play

[simple bear]

I got a ryzen 7 5800x3d, holds up well enough

5700*

[kind viper]

Thanks. I'd still prefer it to use the gpu and see for myself. I managed it before but had to reformat my PC. It was smoother compared to now driving zoomed out with stuttering.

[bronze moat]

Basic strategy cuts the casino’s edge down to 2%. Slot machines have a fixed edge of 5%.

So basic math: Blackjack makes you lose money 2.5 times SLOWER

[bronze moat]

You do you boo

[simple bear]

On all that is holly and jolly the few times I actually played I made money

[bronze moat]

Zooming out is CPU as well. It’s calculating more zeds. Each eats up RAM and CPU.

That’s how it works

[simple bear]

Not much thi

Tho

[kind viper]

Again, this isn't the performance I had when I was playing. Due to cgnat, I also hosted on my device itself with no stuttering.

[bronze moat]

Well yeah casinos would not exist if everyone made money.

I make $10K a year on average.

Last year my old man pulled in $80K so combined we got a huge windfall

[bronze moat]

You do you. I’m just an IT guy and former intel employee. I don’t know anything about PC’s.

Sorry

[bronze moat]

My dad REALLY wants to go to the casino again too. He’s a good old man, but we are approaching day 60 since he last walked, so robbing the casino with me are days gone by at this point

[chrome jetty]

Excuses

[simple bear]

what the fuck

bro u rigged the system in ur favor

[harsh vault]

hai chat!

[simple bear]

hello

getting vodka drunk at 5:47 PM and boutta eat burger

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-agree-concur-smile-zoom-gif-5790739

[simple bear]

ignore the toes just finished dis bottlw

[harsh vault]

wooho!

[bronze moat]

No. I just play basic strategy and count cards.

NEVER guarantee’s a win, but it wins enough.

Some nights I may lose $500. Some nights I win $3,000.

End result is about $10K a year in winnings

[harsh vault]

hai dave!

[bronze moat]

Hiya floof!

[harsh vault]

how ish uus

[bronze moat]

Being a lazy SOD at work. Slow day

[harsh vault]

what do you even do for work

[sharp grotto]

Pz decided to do the helicopter event and a gunshot event and respawn zombies when I disabled all those things so I decided to unleash divine retribution

[bronze moat]

Un-paid I am my dad’s primary caretaker. Basically his hospice nurse at home.

Paid work I am in healthcare and pandemic response.

Details stay vague tho cause I am an enigma wrapped in a mystery burrito

[harsh vault]

ah

[bronze moat]

Former game dev. Former finance guru boi for some AAA studios and tech company.

I’ve been around

And I STILL mod for bethesda games (nothing for the new games tho)

[harsh vault]

your a bit of everything

[bronze moat]

SAVE HIMB! HE NEEDS FOODS AND PETS

[fair yacht]

i cant

it runs away

not sure how to tame it

[bronze moat]

Lotta crossover yeah.

My brain is a numbers machine so I gravitate towards that stuff.

[fair yacht]

but he has been around since day 1 :)

[bronze moat]

Ok so he prolly has his sandbox path around.

Look up how to tame the raccoons

[chrome jetty]

Eat

Eat and absorb

It will forever be apart of you

[fair yacht]

ah thats prolly why

[neat moat]

boop

[chrome jetty]

Well, until the cells replace its self

[fair yacht]

only domestic ones can be tamed

i have yet to find a deer!

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/man-running-out-of-restaurant-man-eating-man-eating-and-running-cartoon-eating-cartoon-man-running-gif-24721662

[fair yacht]

ive seen rabbits in bunches across the map (they are really prone to getting hit by cars

[neat moat]

what are we doing here?

[chrome jetty]

Evading boredom

[neat moat]

who's that

oh

[chrome jetty]

mb

[thin wedge]

You gonna make @plush cobalt act up

[neat moat]

Guys should I travel an hour and a half to a fast food joint

[thin wedge]

[neat moat]

actually yes let me ask Omar

[chrome jetty]

Jesus Christ no

[neat moat]

It's not worh

but

[chrome jetty]

An hour and a half is wild

[neat moat]

The temtation...

[chrome jetty]

What even is it

[neat moat]

The food was decent is the issue

You don't wanan know it sounds so bad lmao

it's like a better tacobell

[chrome jetty]

Ahh

An hour and a half?

Nah

Fuck that

[neat moat]

ok I lied

it's an hour and 2 minutes

[chrome jetty]

Regardless

[neat moat]

I looked at the wrong rout

[chrome jetty]

Anything longer than 20 is to long for fast food

[uncut apex]

Then it’s slow food

[chrome jetty]

Bro I might not even be hungry by the time I get there

Might just turn around halfway

[neat moat]

I don't think that's how hunger works vro

[chrome jetty]

If you ignore it, it goes aaay trust

[noble brook]

b42 players watching in horror as the cow they butchered last week stands up, clambers into their pickup truck, and flings it into the horizon:

[neat moat]

I tried that and it didn't work

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-surprised-surprised-cat-stare-cat-stare-gif-112276495113776365

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-20496920

[neat moat]

this is nature punishing us

[chrome jetty]

No

It’s autism

[neat moat]

bro how tf is that autism

[bronze moat]

I’m B41 still so this is my bunny Abby

[fair yacht]

:3

[bronze moat]

“COW LAUNCHED” is still the funniest moment in Earthworm and Jim games

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[bronze moat]

Plates.

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/shit-idion-gif-18089221651859900713

[neat moat]

I didn't know jdod was abelist 🙄

[dark tree]

You just lost The game

[chrome jetty]

As a wise man once told me, so long has u have autsim u can make fun of it

Not that i agree with that sentiment 😉

[bronze moat]

I never lose

https://tenor.com/view/backrooms-hazmat-suit-gif-26843486

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/your-honor-my-client-saul-goodman-gif-27467084

[simple bear]

DRINK : finished
BUTGER: Finished
Instagram reels: hittin

yall wish u were me

[thin wedge]

Reels

yall ill stay wish

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-in-distress-emoji-sad-emoji-disappearing-emoji-disintegrating-seokvrse-gif-25237004

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-sus-yhk-among-twerk-among-us-twerk-gif-23335803

[harsh vault]

2020 humor

ancient!

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry3-among-us-vaas-not-funny-3times-gif-21813824

[harsh vault]

why vas do that

is his name vas

i forgor

[plush cobalt]

I am Not going to act up

[floral fiber]

my dms say otherwise

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/ranch-gon-make-me-act-up-ranch-you-gon-make-me-act-up-make-me-act-up-gif-7454398169090389626

[plush cobalt]

Of the ram variety

[thin wedge]

Nah you gonna slip up

[plush cobalt]

I do not like them, Sam I am

[harsh vault]

bill

the emoji name

[plush cobalt]

I do not like Feet

[thin wedge]

The chat can confirm you like the little nibblers

[bronze moat]

When you tell the Jarl you are the dragonbourne and his personal bodyguard gives you that look:

[plush cobalt]

The chat knows nothing

The chat does not even know that they know nothing

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-saul-goodman-better-caul-saul-chat-is-this-real-permission-to-call-the-jury-chat-gif-16669705002132584872

[bronze moat]

The chat integrates with all. So it knows all.

We are chat. We are legion

[plush cobalt]

Me personally I'm not chat

I'm different

[bronze moat]

Everyone on TikTok is different. That’s why they all act the same!

Chat see’s all. Knows all. We are chat

[stone nexus]

Chat is this real

[harsh vault]

oh

[bronze moat]

Nothing is real. Except chat. Chat is all.

[stone nexus]

Real until it hurts

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/clone-clones-buzz-lightyear-toy-story-gif-21609842

Dave you keep streaming late in the night I can't keep up 😮‍💨

[thin wedge]

Discord mofos being quirky fr

[bronze moat]

I work until 9:30 pm my time so can’t stream till 10 pm at the earliest.

Sundays and Mondays are different cause days off.

My schedule is in my Discord.

[simple bear]

Ayup

[neat moat]

fair

[bronze moat]

“Pain helps remind us we are alive.”

[neat moat]

but have you considered how your work life affects other people Dave? So inconsiderate 🙄

[bronze moat]

Lol. Well If I could make money streaming, I’d 100% change my hours!

[simple bear]

Just get 10 bajillion viewers

[bronze moat]

I max out around 50. Lucky raids I may hit 100

I am smol and basic

Also prime target for scammers.

My DM’s are FULL of “streamers” offering me reasonable prices for finding viewers

Non twitch, I can hit 500+ viewers, but that’s not monetized at all.

Is what it is 🤷‍♀️

[neat moat]

who raids you dave?

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-bounce-white-ferret-bounce-on-snow-cute-gif-903076447890796317

[neat moat]

Spork!

why are you raiding Dave spork D:

[simple bear]

Holy fuck. I wanna play some 3ds pokemon so bad

[fair yacht]

am not

[bronze moat]

I got a few streamer frenz. They raid now and then.

[neat moat]

fun

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/gawr-gura-head-pat-gif-24920822

^ favorite vtuber

[bronze moat]

I’m a fan of fillian, shylilly and a couple others, but don’t really watch much anymore

[ruby river]

hi chat

[fair yacht]

:3

i want a Gawr plush

[thin wedge]

Is this "chat" in the room with us right now

[ruby river]

this is the chat room :3

[heavy ivy]

this room is in the chat now

[bronze moat]

I also love Anita. She’s very genuine.

https://clips.twitch.tv/DiligentCourteousDonutRlyTho-2_ApJa4XefVfHrwZ

And I am PERSONAL FRIENDS WITH JESUS!

https://clips.twitch.tv/SwissOpenEmuOSsloth-InLUmX-AOXOLVgFU

[harsh vault]

hai chat!

im sicky floof :c

i ate too much

[glad field]

rot

[harsh vault]

no toasted

you'll live

[glad field]

rot 2

[fair yacht]

Floof D:

[harsh vault]

negative!

hai spoof

[neat moat]

is the in room chat this now?

[fair yacht]

Henloo

[harsh vault]

how ish uus

[fair yacht]

is the room in this chat with us

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/not-tommy-gif-25378561

[frail shadow]

that’s the dude that plays the joker

[thin wedge]

jonker

https://tenor.com/view/joker369-gif-10911555085276863842

[heavy ivy]

wawa :D

[cunning locust]

I have True Music and Tsarslib, but none of the cars in my server have cassette players. Can anyone help me?

[harsh vault]

do you have any true music mods for the true music mod?

[cunning locust]

I have cassette players for 90s music

[harsh vault]

weird

can you find the cassettes anywhere else?

[cunning locust]

I mean cassettes for 90s music, so there are cassettes everywhere

[narrow rune]

You

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-jonkler-tooth-teeth-baby-gif-5600005109081482885

You

[narrow rune]

You

[thin wedge]

You

[narrow rune]

You

[thin wedge]

You

[narrow rune]

Kill

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/840803987095683072/932029504057114684/image0-2.gif

[stone nexus]

Y'all

[narrow rune]

Yes hello

[stone nexus]

How are you Moe?

[narrow rune]

I'm actually wonderful, you?

[stone nexus]

Alive!

[narrow rune]

Well that's good

[wanton ledge]

do people generaly like pvp anarchy servers?

[stone nexus]

Project Zomboid as a general rule of thumb falls roughly within DayZ's same audience

Do DayZ people like PvP anarchy servers? Then its bound to be of Zomboid players

[thin wedge]

dayz

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/mrak-mrakljubav-jubav-oh-hi-mrak-coc-gif-25626655

[thin wedge]

[spring karma]

I got a question, today is my first day on build 42 and i cant drink water from the tap of sinks in houses, do you think you could help me figure out why i cant?

[stone nexus]

Honestly I have zero idea, I'm keeping my b42 playtime reserved for whenever stable hits

[thin wedge]

Booo

and you call yourself veteran

The real answer is #pz_b42_chat

[stone nexus]

You are talking to the "vet" with the least amount of gametime

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/anby-anby-demara-demara-zzz-zenless-gif-12165589462243060775

[thin wedge]

Watch stinkass or something have like 50 hours

[bronze moat]

That’s a lot tho

[floral fiber]

Wait you have more then 10 hours?

[stone nexus]

Most of us have past 500 afair

Please correct me if I'm wrong

[floral fiber]

200 I believe for me

[stone nexus]

Do check

[heavy ivy]

200 is still a good number

[stone nexus]

Anywhere below a thousand really do be rookie numbers

Specially for a game like Zomboid lol

[bronze moat]

People play this game for 1,000+ hours?!?!?

[heavy ivy]

yah, im one of them

still not at terraria playtime tho

[bronze moat]

I’m being silly my fren. I have a lot of hours….

[heavy ivy]

oh i know :P

[stone nexus]

500 is my sweet spot for a lot of games

[bronze moat]

When you meet sasquatch in the woods and gives you that look

[stone nexus]

... sort of

Def not my top 5 tho lol

[heavy ivy]

a nice diverse profile

[stone nexus]

Naw, my top 5 says I have a type

[heavy ivy]

everything is an RPG if you try hard enough

[pseudo fox]

My terraria playtime is a lot

[undone coyote]

can someone pls tell me how i use the cheat menu because when i type debug and play the game stays on a black screen

[bronze moat]

Looks down upon the peasants in a thousands of hours

[bronze moat]

You mean -debug (with the - in front of it)?

[undone coyote]

yeah

[bronze moat]

Ok see the task bar at top?

There is a check box for “break upon error”. Uncheck that.

Press the play button.

Game will keep running and black screen won’t pop up during errors

[undone coyote]

wheres the task bar

[heavy ivy]

speaking of games, time to work on finishing 100%-ing Days Gone

[bronze moat]

So it’s not the debug screen, but “infinite black screen”?

[heavy ivy]

it's easily my favorite narrative driven game

[undone coyote]

yeah

[harsh coral]

speaking of games I need to finish the 25 yo or lower on sifu
I always go back to pz when I'm gaming that I haven't played other games that much

[undone coyote]

i gtg but ill be back bye

[heavy ivy]

god i love how good this game looks

[bronze moat]

I LOVE the story of talos principle games

[heavy ivy]

talos principle looks real lovely too

[neat moat]

oh so ur unstable?

🤭

[heavy ivy]

I'll admit i am a bit biased towards Days Gone cause it's set in the pacific northwest, my neck of the woods :3

[heavy ivy]

very much so!

[harsh vault]

i think ur stable riley

[heavy ivy]

yippe :3

[harsh vault]

amazing person u are boop

[bronze moat]

I’m doin a 100% perfect run for part 2 and the good ending with waifu Sphinxy ❤️

[neat moat]

Riley is on her chaotic pendulum arc ☺️

[harsh vault]

be nice

[bronze moat]

Mega snohomish vibes

[neat moat]

how is that mena exactly?

[bronze moat]

@heavy ivy !!!!! Do you know about the wooden trolls?!?!?!?

[harsh vault]

nobody is chaotic

unless its silly

[bronze moat]

Im chaotic good by DnD terms

[harsh vault]

good

[toxic relic]

bro why me

[neat moat]

Floofie HATES chaos theroy I bet

[harsh vault]

i dont

[heavy ivy]

eeee ^~^

[harsh vault]

i love everything

and everyone

[heavy ivy]

oh absolutely. love the vibes and feel of the area

[toxic relic]

i have just over 1k hours now

from my b42 gameplay

[heavy ivy]

ooooh no pls tell :D

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/war-flashback-meme-gif-11373632052098267276

you done it now

[heavy ivy]

alr last one but i cant stop gushing over the graphics ehee :3

[thin wedge]

cause your like the newest vet idunno

[neat moat]

hazing in action

[toxic relic]

i joined the server when i was at 560 hours

[heavy ivy]

and this runs at 90fps (or higher, i have it capped) at 1080p, with none of that frame gen / upscaling malarkey

[toxic relic]

im not a noob

[cinder dawn]

A lot of people stop playing after 440+ hours, lol

[thin wedge]

oh rlly

[cinder dawn]

happened to me too, i haven't played since feb too

[bronze moat]

We got an artist that is building wooden trolls all around WA state.

YOU CAN GO TROLL SPOTTING!

They are fren. Just like fremont troll under the bridge

[thin wedge]

go beat the game then

we'll be waiting

[toxic relic]

im on it boss

im a determined man

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-small-squidward-here-comes-a-giant-fist-scared-gif-17785463

[heavy ivy]

oh shit i may have seen some of these, thats rad :3

[neat moat]

Riley is a wooden troll

except she isn't wooden or a troll

[harsh vault]

riley is a derg

a cool one too

[heavy ivy]

true!

i am the bestest derg :3

[toxic relic]

bout to get the pz killscreen

[bronze moat]

Roxy hour 1-100 vs. Roxy hours 101-2,000+

[neat moat]

"sediment contained in a liquid or precipitated" ?

[heavy ivy]

derg is furry slang for dragon

[harsh vault]

hehe

[heavy ivy]

:3

[harsh vault]

X3

[bronze moat]

If done right you can visit all 5 in a single day

[harsh vault]

floof ish just doggo

or pupper

[chrome jetty]

“” is slang for “”

I give up

Fuck you auto bold

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-in-distress-emoji-sad-emoji-disappearing-emoji-disintegrating-seokvrse-gif-25237004

[heavy ivy]

bestest pupper petpetpet

[harsh vault]

w<

[heavy ivy]

least insane computer error

[harsh vault]

hey riley

[heavy ivy]

hmm?

[chrome jetty]

I blame society

[harsh vault]

you know what i found today?

i found lost floof media

[heavy ivy]

whatchu find?

[heavy ivy]

reasonable crashout

[harsh vault]

i found my old sona

[chrome jetty]

Unexploded ordnance

[harsh vault]

my super duper old sona

[heavy ivy]

yoooo rad :3

[harsh vault]

like

this was frostytfg type of era sona

[chrome jetty]

If this ain’t you, then who are you

[heavy ivy]

hey that happened to a guy i know who was a demo specialist, his superior jokingly told him to keep it because of all the paperwork missing munitions caused

[chrome jetty]

Did he keep it)

[neat moat]

jdod I think ima do it

[heavy ivy]

well no but it wouldve been funny

[chrome jetty]

He shoulda kept it

[chrome jetty]

Do it

[neat moat]

I think I am going to take the pilgrimage

[chrome jetty]

No

Bro your still thinking abt that

Several hours later

[neat moat]

It speaks to me

[chrome jetty]

Can’t you order uber eats or some shit

[neat moat]

no.

[heavy ivy]

foods

[chrome jetty]

Bro it’s 2 hours there and back 😭😭😭

[neat moat]

This is my cross to bear

[chrome jetty]

2 long hours

[neat moat]

THIS IS MY CROSS

[chrome jetty]

You should booze cruse

It makes carrying the cross easier

[neat moat]

leverage

[chrome jetty]

Is it a pne hour drive?

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/pfsf1968-elephant-back-flip-seesaw-gif-17473218

[neat moat]

yes

[chrome jetty]

Bruh

[frail shadow]

one hour drive pilgrimage

[neat moat]

no

2

[chrome jetty]

Are u gonna atleast go wit a girl or something

[young kelp]

good for your I suppose

after being hit by a mortar shell

[neat moat]

This is a pious pilgrimage of self reflection

[young kelp]

and watching your whole army get killed instantly

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/polícia-gif-22970819

Bruh

Ur cooked

[neat moat]

let me down a few beers to ready myself

(this is a joke btw)

[frail shadow]

what are you even on about

[chrome jetty]

A bottle of vodka too

[chrome jetty]

Bros driving 2hrs to get fast food

[toxic relic]

why

[chrome jetty]

Good question

[toxic relic]

id give up halfway

[frail shadow]

americans used to be feared

now they drive two hours for fast food

[neat moat]

I AM TO BE FEARED

Nothing can stop me

[toxic relic]

i dont think americans were ever feared

[chrome jetty]

A man with a shotgun can

[toxic relic]

hated maybe

not feared

[chrome jetty]

Tell that to the Japanese

[heavy ivy]

different situation

different time

[chrome jetty]

they were still feared

[toxic relic]

id say hated

[frail shadow]

sentiment towards the americans was pretty good before the orange man

[toxic relic]

more than feared

[neat moat]

"boys will be boys"

[chrome jetty]

A unconditional surrender

[toxic relic]

i disagree

[frail shadow]

as a non american , i agree

[toxic relic]

im a non american as well

[neat moat]

Was it?

[frail shadow]

the average person was either positive or neutral

[neat moat]

I doubt it

[toxic relic]

yeah idk castle

you may have been around weird people

[neat moat]

Maybe for like the "developed" world. But for everyone else? Nah

[toxic relic]

everyone i was around hated america or thought it was a circus, since pre 2000

[neat moat]

especially south of us

[chrome jetty]

As a self proclaimed expert of everything, and the future supreme overlord of Canada I refuse to divulge my opinion

[dense elm]

eh, too lazy

[frail shadow]

if not pretty good then better

most people i talked to either didn’t care or had at least something positive to say

[neat moat]

Canacuck

[toxic relic]

sounds like they just didnt want to be mean

[plush cobalt]

There is a significant difference between “sentiment towards Americans” and “sentiment towards the USA”

[neat moat]

Tru

[toxic relic]

real

im specifically referring to the usa

[plush cobalt]

And, further, a difference between sentiment towards the country and its mythological ideals

[frail shadow]

i hate americans tourists man

so loud

[neat moat]

Real

[toxic relic]

indeed

[neat moat]

I wonder who the worst tourists tend to be

[plush cobalt]

I would guess Americans honestly

[toxic relic]

you can always tell theres an american in the city cause theyre the loudestfucking drunks ever

[neat moat]

I heard Chinese tourists weren't great either but that might be American propoganfa at this point lol

[bronze moat]

Fun fact:

most successful and profitable fast food ad was the dorito taco from taco bell.

Almost ZERO cost to advertize it. Cause people talked on FB about it so much.

People took ROAD TRIPS cross country for the tacos.

End of the year? 100 MILLION tacos sold under 100 days.

By the end of 2013, they had sold hundreds of millions of the taco, roughly 1 milion tacos PER. DAY.

Americans love fast food

[neat moat]

id be a great tourist 🫡

[toxic relic]

british tourists

british tourists in a country they went to to watch cricket

[neat moat]

are British tourists like American ones?

[toxic relic]

they burn like tomatoes and they get angry drunk

[frail shadow]

british people are nice

[toxic relic]

yeah but in a different way

[plush cobalt]

When I visit a country I like to film its inhabitants without consent and farm them for YouTube content

[toxic relic]

nah mate

[frail shadow]

the ones i’ve met

[toxic relic]

idk what life youve had

[neat moat]

I'm pogging so hard you can't see

[frail shadow]

a lot more reserved and at least infinitely quieter than the americans

[toxic relic]

i used to live in cape town, near the rugby stadium, and i had a mate that cleaned up after cricket matches

ive seen the worst of british tourists

[frail shadow]

cleaned up after cricket matches

[toxic relic]

yessir

[bronze moat]

Hands down.

America tourists are literally the worst. By every metric.

Japan LITERALLY had talks this month about how bad it is because dum Americans are defacing sacred sites thousands of years old

[toxic relic]

after the 5 days

as i said, they burn like fuck, get angry and drunk

[plush cobalt]

They're just being their authentic selves. Iconic of them really

It's actually super cool to disrespect other people's cultures actually

[frail shadow]

it really is

[toxic relic]

im about to whip it out and piss on ronald reagans grave

[frail shadow]

makes me feel better about my own culture

[toxic relic]

disrespecting culture

[neat moat]

this reminds me of a story where a christan paster bought a Buda statue for the sole purpose of defasing it. Just glad he bought it I guess lmao

[harsh vault]

my arm hurts

:c

[frail shadow]

amputation

[heavy ivy]

yeah it feels really sucky as an american cause like i like my hometown and the general area i live in, buuuut i still live in the states and that has so many problems

[bronze moat]

The Japanese prime minister is MAD.

You can see it when he talks.

“Content creators” destroying and spray-painting historical and sacred sites just for clout….

It’s heart breaking

[neat moat]

pissin on Regan and thatcher is on my bucket list

[frail shadow]

ding dong

[plush cobalt]

Heartbreaking. That's a good word to use in a YouTube title for a video where I farm cultures for content. Thanks

[bronze moat]

No politics in gen chat tho.

Suffice to say we stink as tourists

[plush cobalt]

Pissing on thatcher's grave apolitically

[neat moat]

I understand that sentiment for sure, but I guess I don't feel as affected by it bc only the wealthy can even afford to travel anywhere now and they are always shitty. But especially the American ones

[toxic relic]

lol

[neat moat]

ah shit

I remember my wiper fluit pump broke

again

[plush cobalt]

Wiper no wipey

[heavy ivy]

thats fair, i suppose my situation is a lil different since i dont intend to come back after leaving the country

[frail shadow]

remember to change your headlight fluid as well

[neat moat]

all the bad vibes 🫶

[neat moat]

valid

[unkempt coyote]

What type of weapons are at the army surplus store kinda near rosewood

[neat moat]

ok somone

[plush cobalt]

Army weapons

[neat moat]

bless my car for my trip 🙏

[frail shadow]

what car is it

[plush cobalt]

I will say a prayer in my native tongue

[neat moat]

Ford ranger

I am not using the trunk yet cus I have no monei

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-train-gif-15347229

[frail shadow]

inshallah you will not die on your trip

[harsh vault]

i bless your car!!

[toxic relic]

i remember my dad took us from germany to norway on a container ship for a thousand bucks

[chrome jetty]

I pray for flat tire

[harsh vault]

oh and i hope you find free money

[chrome jetty]

I hope you give me that free money

[toxic relic]

weird time

[gentle remnant]

I curse your car, thus balancing it out

[neat moat]

bro why they charging you for stowing away 😭

[gentle remnant]

and leaving things to fate

[neat moat]

shit better have abominations

[toxic relic]

lol nah its legal

[chrome jetty]

Drink a bottle of vodka before u go

[neat moat]

ah

[chrome jetty]

It’s for good luck

Drinking before driving gives good luck, it is yet to be patched

[plush cobalt]

My father worked for an airline when I was growing up. Cheap travel workaround

Other than just being born rich I mean

Which I was, of course. Not like I'd ever be Poor

[chrome jetty]

But do you have ten million power in rise of kingdoms

[toxic relic]

20 million

[gentle remnant]

what a gamer

[plush cobalt]

I don't have time for games. I am a serious individual

[chrome jetty]

Take my credit card information

[chrome jetty]

Loser

[plush cobalt]

If I'm such a loser then why am I crying right now

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/shit-idion-gif-18089221651859900713

[frail shadow]

chat laugh at this idiot while he’s crying

[plush cobalt]

They don't know I'm sigma

[frail shadow]

i could feel your aura

[toxic relic]

not now nerevar im aura farming

[harsh vault]

whats aura farming

[toxic relic]

trying to look cool

[harsh vault]

oh

[toxic relic]

like a 6th grader with ben 10 shoes

[harsh vault]

that cool?

[toxic relic]

insanely cool

[harsh vault]

i se

[toxic relic]

i was referencing dagoth ur tho

[plush cobalt]

I know the USA has bigger problems right now but man they really picked a stupid ass name

I don't think it's occurred to me until now how much it sucks as a country name

[harsh vault]

united states of america?

[toxic relic]

the flag is ass too

[plush cobalt]

Yeah. Like they're in “the americas” and went uhh yeah we're the united states of that

[frail shadow]

what is a cool country name

[harsh vault]

belgium

[plush cobalt]

Plenty of examples really

[toxic relic]

welsh flag, serbian flag, mozambique flag

way cooler

[plush cobalt]

Also makes it so Americans have to be called Americans

Instead of having a better name

[frail shadow]

belgium is a stupid name for a stupid country

[toxic relic]

i like the name 'the netherlands' cause it can be used to refer to my dick

the nether lands

lol

[plush cobalt]

It's unambiguous what it means by now, of course, but considering the continents are called North and South America it's silly that USA citizens are called Americans

[plush cobalt]

W name

[toxic relic]

indeed

[harsh vault]

then what isnt a stupid name

[toxic relic]

i kinda like the name ecuador

[plush cobalt]

I think most country names are fine

United Kingdom is pretty eh

For similar reasons

[harsh vault]

i like switzerland

thats a cool name

[frail shadow]

nicaragua is cool

[toxic relic]

papa new guinea

i like it

[frail shadow]

zimbabwe

[harsh vault]

zimbabwe forever or some shit

[toxic relic]

ngl zimbabwe is a goated name

[plush cobalt]

I think any name that sounds like a name instead of a title is at least serviceable

[harsh vault]

canada

[toxic relic]

south africa is a lame name

[plush cobalt]

I guess some title ones are fine since they can be shortened to a name

[plush cobalt]

Yeah that one sucks too

[toxic relic]

the german is worse

and dutch

'zuid-afrikaanche republiek'

boring as fuck

[plush cobalt]

L name

[toxic relic]

indeed

namibia?

[plush cobalt]

I like it

[frail shadow]

african countries have great names and flags

[toxic relic]

true

eswatini

djibouti

democratic republic of congo is mid

[plush cobalt]

I was just gonna say that

[toxic relic]

lol

[plush cobalt]

My country name tier list would have everything except USA, the UK, and South Africa somewhere in the middle bc idk how I'd rate them beyond “bad” and “fine / I like it”

[frail shadow]

what about portugal

[toxic relic]

use a different rating system

[plush cobalt]

It's fine

[toxic relic]

instead of good and bad

use 'subjectively cooler' 'subjectively lamer'

or smth

[plush cobalt]

I don't like star rating systems & really all I'm rating is whether I like them

So good (based on my subjective opinion)

Or bad (based on my subjective opinion)

[toxic relic]

nah

its different

[toxic relic]

i fw it

[plush cobalt]

Idk if it's about cool/lame entirely

That's mostly it though

[toxic relic]

well, add that into your map key

[silver plank]

I just finished watching the dog goblin series

[toxic relic]

goblin deez nuts

oh

i thought that was a set up

[plush cobalt]

Dog Goblin IV these nuts

[silver plank]

the first was scary, 2 and 3 were meh and 4 was funny

[toxic relic]

is that the dogs name

is the dogs name goblin the 4th?

or is it a person named Dog Goblin

are they the 4th of their line

[plush cobalt]

Only the first one has “The”. TIS has really gone downhill....

[toxic relic]

the dog goblin deez n- wait

[silver plank]

It's a reference to 80's horror movies how they all got worse and worse as more sequels came out

[toxic relic]

thats bad

[silver plank]

I think Dog Goblin 4 is a reference to Friday the 13th X

Jason in Space

[plush cobalt]

Dog Goblin

[silver plank]

stop saying it you will get us killed

[plush cobalt]

I think it's a reference to Dog Goblin

[toxic relic]

that movie is peak slasher cinema

you dont know what the fuck youre talking about mate

[silver plank]

yeah Jason looking like Lord Zed from the power rangers

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

now i have to rewatch jason x

with that new knowledge

[silver plank]

I watched it when it came out in 2003 and I thought it was funny

[toxic relic]

real

[plush cobalt]

Power Rangers mention reminded me of Japanese Spider-Man so now I know what I'll be doing tomorrow

[young kelp]

the circle of tainted clothes

[toxic relic]

super sentai

watch it

[silver plank]

Japanese spiderman is really good

[plush cobalt]

I watched some of super sentai at a friend's house

[silver plank]

Kamen raider?

anyone?

[toxic relic]

nerevar, i think i caught liigma. Did you hear me nerevar? nerevar i said i think i caught ligma. nerevar, arent you going to ask me waht ligma is? please nerevar. please, i need this win.

[plush cobalt]

I've heard of Kamen rider but never watched it

[toxic relic]

which one

[plush cobalt]

Not sure

[toxic relic]

dude super sentais been on since 1975

[plush cobalt]

It was certainly older so presumably one of the first

[heavy ivy]

you should really do something about those

[toxic relic]

can u rememebr anything aboot it

[plush cobalt]

It was called super sentai

[toxic relic]

ok

[plush cobalt]

It was in Japanese

[toxic relic]

what happened in the episode

[plush cobalt]

This was years ago by now idk

I remember the vibe & that's about it

[toxic relic]

bro wasnt raised with tokusastu

shrimply asian

[plush cobalt]

I was raised on books 🤓

[silver plank]

Dont forget one of the best Kamen Rider villains, Spider-Napoleon

[young kelp]

nah I'm just gonna leave it there

[toxic relic]

not sure how to quantify vibe

[plush cobalt]

It's qualitative

[young kelp]

let nature deal with the tained clothes

[toxic relic]

hence the issue

[plush cobalt]

Why try to quantify it

[young kelp]

its automatic and I stripped them first cause butchering's gonna be annoying with that amount of clothes

[bronze moat]

Coughs in old man

[toxic relic]

you can read and watch gaoranger horero

[plush cobalt]

Actually you can only enjoy books OR television

Can't have both sorry

[toxic relic]

hyakuju was a personal top for me

[toxic relic]

[silver plank]

I installed a mod for b42 to get the old moodles back

[toxic relic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA3A2w-vktw&t=66s

[toxic relic]

what the fuck is pz

never heard of it

[silver plank]

how do i open a bottle of wine do I need the cork thingy

[plush cobalt]

Special Ability Bottle Smash

[toxic relic]

how do you drink it then

lick the shards of glass

[plush cobalt]

The only question was how to open it

Drinking is not required

[toxic relic]

true but isnt there an implication that its being open to drink from

[plush cobalt]

Implication? Context? What do you think this is, a normal conversation among humans?

[toxic relic]

my mistake original gangster

[silver plank]

no

[toxic relic]

youre supposed to carry on the meme

oi, why are you disrespecting me bruv.
-my mistake original gangster
no, this cannot be forgiven. now empty the compartments of your pantaloons.
-for what purpose

and discard of your footwear as well.

-for what purpose

[silver plank]

The golden pantaloons

[toxic relic]

baldurs gate reference

big metal unit

[silver plank]

I was playing baldurs gate 3 but stopped mid way because I never finished throne of bhaal back in high school

so I started a replay of the whole trilogy again

[toxic relic]

i killed that druid colony thing in baldurs gate 3

[silver plank]

Im currently at Baldurs Gate but I already killed everyone at the ||Iron Throne ||and will head back to ||Candlekeep ||soon

[silver plank]

you monster

[toxic relic]

hahahaha

my first playthrough was dark urge and i played that up mate

[silver plank]

I made a multiclass cleric /ranger

I didnt like the dark urge

[toxic relic]

i just wanted to be a bad guy

and i was fucking the vampire dude so

[toxic relic]

sick

its gud imo

gud games

[silver plank]

I love the sense of humor of Baldurs Gate 1 which is not on 3

[toxic relic]

valid

[silver plank]

It's so goofy

[toxic relic]

i thought bg3 was a bit one dimensional

[toxic relic]

and the last act is so rushed

[toxic relic]

lol

[silver plank]

I think its a perfect game, but its missing some of that good old school D&D humor

[toxic relic]

perfect?

[silver plank]

It takes itself too seriously I suppose its probably waht people like nowadays

[toxic relic]

have you done a full playthrough

[silver plank]

I stopped after killing ||Orrin||

to rescue someone from my party that i barely ever used or talked to

[toxic relic]

oh yeah nah

the last 30 min - 1hour fucked up my view of the entire game tbh

[silver plank]

I think I have played the act 1 like 20 times

and i never destroyed the druid grove

[toxic relic]

lol

i might do it again

[silver plank]

in fact i always forgive kaga

[toxic relic]

something about it annoys me

[bronze moat]

Mod makers when you don’t read the mod page:

[silver plank]

that happens everywhere

like, the skyrim mod discussions is full of people asking stuff thats on the instructions

[bronze moat]

I know lol.

[silver plank]

the first game I ever modded was Baldurs Gate 2 back in high school

it was easy all you had to do was run a bat file

[bronze moat]

If I was paideven minimum wage for helping people mod Skyrim?

I’d literally be making a part-time job worth of income

[silver plank]

there's some people on fiverr that charge for helping you mod bethesda games

[bronze moat]

I still have a disk somewhere with baldurs gate on it

[silver plank]

I had the original 5 cd old release

it sucked

you had to change cd everytime you loaded a new map

and it took forever

[bronze moat]

Yeah, and the opposite of that is, I don’t care that I have spent thousands of hours of my life helping people with their game.

I still think it should be free. If someone charges you money to help them put mods in your game I don’t think that’s right.

[silver plank]

i just do modding through trial and error

[bronze moat]

I work for free myself and always will.

I think it’s taking advantage of somebody who is new or a struggles with modding

[bronze moat]

If you pick up a program like Xedit You can learn more about Bethesda games in 10 minutes just looking at your screen than anyone can teach you in a year

[silver plank]

I use it often

yeah I understand the bethesda engine the same way Neo looks at the matrix

[bronze moat]

Yeah, I tell people about it and I even show them live how to use it and it blows their minds

[unkempt coyote]

Do yall think you would survive the Knox infection (consider yourself immune to the airborne strain whatever I’m pretty sure the player you play as in the game is immune to the airborne strain)

[silver plank]

I've made my own mods for Skyrim

[bronze moat]

Like when I tell them oh yeah, see this record over here that has Nazeem walk like a Man? Let’s make him walk like a Elven woman.

Click. Drag. Drop. Done.

Yeah, I’ve got a couple customers I use for myself. Mainly dancing.

I pull dance records from other mods and pop them into the let’s dance mod. Or any of the taverns that have idle markers for dancing.

So NPC’s don’t just hop around like Cicero, but they will select a random dance from 20 or 30 different dance styles

And I love the ion stones mod

[silver plank]

i like how cicero dances

[silver plank]

everyone would die

[livid notch]

Even if , somehow, survived, the mental health would degrade from lack of socializing

[bronze moat]

I like the Cicero dance. But I like having a variety of when people dance inside of taverns so they’re not doing the exact same thing.

[heavy ivy]

i feel like i could make it a few weeks at least, but fuck, past that it'd be rough

I don't have a lot of deep survival skills

Like i know basic shit like how to start a fire, to not drink still water, and not get sopping wet, but like i am not a hunter

really if i could get past the zawmbees i'd prolly die to something stupid like a generic infection or from being malnourished

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[heavy ivy]

Balls.

[stone nexus]

🤝

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-tf2-balls-gif-1784438131935483421

[heavy ivy]

World peace (and Balls.)

[harsh vault]

hai chat!

[narrow rune]

Heyo Floaf

[harsh vault]

moe!

its good to see you

ima say happy birthday to you in 2 weeks

i wont forget

[narrow rune]

how did you rmemeber

Also it's more than two weeks

But awfully close

[harsh vault]

uh

no reason

[narrow rune]

I kill you now

[neat moat]

I needed all those blessings cus this was a pilgrimage streight to hell apparently 😭 🙏

[harsh vault]

im glad i could be there to bless you :3

[neat moat]

I might need some for thr trip back 😭

[harsh vault]

i bless you times a million

[narrow rune]

RAHHH

I cast HEXES and CURSES

[heavy ivy]

woe and misery upon ye

[silver plank]

Ghoti

[narrow rune]

I hope ye crops wither

[silver plank]

rood

[half kettle]

project zomboid saved my life

[neat moat]

sorry I had 2

double wammy

[narrow rune]

I'm feeling doubled hexed, thank you Ghoti.

Nobody goes to that effort for me

[neat moat]

everyone deserves to feel specal every now and then

[narrow rune]

Thank you

[toxic relic]

wrong

[harsh vault]

everyone deserves to be special always, give everyone love and care <3

[toxic relic]

moe, almost everyone thats here for long enough develops this older brother relationship with you

you get playfully shit on

repeatedly

[harsh vault]

i like moe

[narrow rune]

What?

[toxic relic]

what about my chat is confusing you mate

ill happily clarify 🤓

[narrow rune]

I'm just tired

[neat moat]

wait I thought big bro does the shitting

[narrow rune]

It's 1am

[toxic relic]

yes

that was my point

[silver plank]

It's not 1am

are you like a time traveller

or something

[narrow rune]

I've decided it is

[neat moat]

whats this then?

[narrow rune]

Yes I am

[toxic relic]

?

[toxic relic]

moe gets playfully shit on by us

the 'older brother'

[neat moat]

Yes but the older brother is to my knowledge shitting on everyone else not the other way around

[toxic relic]

yes

thats what i said

moe gets playfully shit on

by the older brother

[neat moat]

chat who's crazy here

[toxic relic]

you mate

[neat moat]

ohhhh

no

you said moe was the older brother

[toxic relic]

mate, get your hand out of your ear, youre disrupting the brain function fishing for ear wax

[toxic relic]

no

lol

[narrow rune]

https://tenor.com/view/shit-idion-gif-18089221651859900713

[toxic relic]

i said we develop an older brother relationship with him

that means we are the older brother

[neat moat]

no it means we developed it because HE is the older brother

clear as day

[toxic relic]

no mate

moe doesnt even have older brother aura

he definitely has youngest brother aura

[neat moat]

I know which is why I thought it was weird

[toxic relic]

you misinterpreted my message

[neat moat]

Fish doesn't make mistakes

just tactical errors

[toxic relic]

i would say take the L but youre already driving 2 hours for fucking fast food

doesnt get much lower than that

[plush cobalt]

I am not related to that fiend

[neat moat]

1 hour* 🤓 👆

[toxic relic]

mate youre not even in a barren place like aus

[narrow rune]

I've found you OMAR

OMAR

[neat moat]

mein feast

[plush cobalt]

Speak of the devil and he poisons your food

[toxic relic]

not worth

[toxic relic]

1 hour there and back

not worth

[neat moat]

why would he do that :c

[plush cobalt]

This is true

[narrow rune]

This isn't true

[plush cobalt]

You spoke of him

[narrow rune]

You fell for my false information omar

Stupid idiot

[plush cobalt]

No I'm pretty sure it's true

[narrow rune]

No I made it up cuz I only have a few

[plush cobalt]

A few what

[narrow rune]

maybe 🤭

[toxic relic]

pizzas

a few pizzas

[neat moat]

no this is fact

[plush cobalt]

2 million is a few

[narrow rune]

No its quite a substantial amount actually

[toxic relic]

moe is either american or slavic

[toxic relic]

relative to what

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[toxic relic]

balls.

[neat moat]

Omar doesn't give slav

balls

[plush cobalt]

Dropping straight dookie and by that I mean shitting

[narrow rune]

Me and Omar play chess often, he dosent know why I keep winning

[toxic relic]

moe, not omar

[neat moat]

[toxic relic]

fuck off mate

my cousins used to do that to me

genuinely

whenever we played uno

[plush cobalt]

I thought you meant in chess

[narrow rune]

Okay well this is chess

I was about to laugh

[stone nexus]

Bruh

[neat moat]

stink is easy to cunfuffle

[toxic relic]

i was 6

[narrow rune]

Uno must be a new way to pronounce chess, you know this new fangled words

[stone nexus]

Imagine being so ass you need to cheat at Uno

[toxic relic]

no thats a lie

i just wanted to feel better about myself there

[plush cobalt]

It's still pronounced chess it's just spelled uno

[narrow rune]

Yea

[silver plank]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-cat-drink-baby-gif-9260746542330197610

[toxic relic]

ikr

[stone nexus]

It also comes with your Xbox I think

[narrow rune]

Omar dosent know this one cool trick!

[toxic relic]

when i figured it out i beat the shit ou-i won every game after that

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-milk-gif-26214114

[raw needle]

Can I burn corpses in the garage of the firefighter building

[harsh vault]

hai chat!

[stone nexus]

I keep seeing the memes about it, why is this guy so obscenely wrong

[silver plank]

hey Floofie

[harsh vault]

i love your pfp!!!

[toxic relic]

why the fuck did you post this

[raw needle]

Thanks 😂

[plush cobalt]

Done dropping dookies. Not that anyone even cares.....

[toxic relic]

he has a thing for milk...

like

you know

[silver plank]

Im having a meeting with the council

[narrow rune]

AHHHH!! AHHHH!! AHHHH!! AHHHH!

[harsh vault]

2018 SRT?

[silver plank]

to decide Ghoti's fate

[stone nexus]

My sister in christ that's just a Gauntlet Hellfire

[raw needle]

What you gonna do instead

[neat moat]

next you'll ask me why the sky is blue

[plush cobalt]

Might conquer a nation idk

[narrow rune]

It's yellow dumb idiot

[harsh vault]

gta 5 knowledge ewwww

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-happy-gif-27461684

[stone nexus]

He's the type to go to a Starbucks and ask for uhhh

[raw needle]

Yes maam

[toxic relic]

i never been to starbuck

[harsh vault]

i love cars :3

[raw needle]

Me too

[harsh vault]

ooooooo

hai light!

[raw needle]

Been a dream to own an srt since I saw one first

[harsh vault]

buh

schizo floof :c

[silver plank]

I think the funniest moment in Baldurs Gate 2 is when one of the mages at Spellhold deadass casts Protection From Normal Weapons against Irenicus

[raw needle]

Or build my own 😭

[livid notch]

Same, because it dosen't exists here

[toxic relic]

yeah wasnt popular the countries i was in either

and now too

better coffee at a local place

and cheaper

[silver plank]

yoo

I saw that

[harsh vault]

do you know under the hood?

[livid notch]

Hello