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Just dodge
The only thing worse is gacha pulls
very true
Hello scarf! 
they're finally patching it
I hate that they're still called Microtransactions
New earth patch bouta be good
cant wait when the new update comes out from unstable
ill be honest ive bought cosmetics in COD
mainly the samantha maxis bundle in Cold war
because its samantha.
yea they're really loose with that term nowadays
''Micro''= $80
Like, I'll admit, I've dropped a bit of money on the finals for some cosmetics, but like, shits not micro, that's like a whole ass 10 dollar
Idk why but I just do
Real
I really want Chief Moolah though
himb
is it a cute lil cow!
Best zombies character along with richtoffen
ehe...
im suprised they did not release a Richtofen bundle
maybe in Bo6
maybe
Thing is, he costs 950 Multibucks (The cosmetic currency)
1150 Multibucks costs $14 AUD
D:
As I said, shits actually macro transaction
micro
But like fr, I genuinely don't mind, the cosmetics in the finals are actually so fucking good
Yes, he still voices Richthofen
The only game I spend money on these days is for Honor
based
My Warden Must have his crusader drip
Not all
For God and king
Okay, a lot of the cosmetics in the finals are baller
Game is still shit though
The sticky situation set is fucken great
True, they're really creative
I love that the game's setting means their cosmetics do not need to be at all grounded
They can just do whatever
Have you played this season yet? If so, who'd you sign with?
If you say anything but Ospuze I'm going to fucking kill you
I shall now search that name
I've been having a great time
the last cod game i bought was Cold war
Sporfo
I am not a fan of yellow and black
The three sponsors this season
Murder fantasy home defence
A literal ISP
POP. POUR. PERFORM.
fear of bees
dam I was wrong
But otherwise
😵
I hate yellow and black
Okay but their CEO is hot and they're an energy drink company
so like
She Is not hot
I saw her
I would not get near her even if you paid me
The last cod game I bought was CoD 1 2003
Special Ability Instant Brain Implosion
oh neat what are you gonna use it for
Close your eyes and I will demonstrate
okay they are shut
Gonna be so real, I bought the whole pass for this alone
But there's heaps of stuff in there I like so
Not as cleanly, but I can do that irl :3
I mean
I just started my professional drinkin career
Its easy to crack can
And sip
But
Have you tried drinking from can
with bullet hole
Now thats fun
Can even use metal fence posts to pike the end
heloo
Indeed
My gf is saving up currency from the pass for this set
Hahahahah
I approve
Thats funny
I like that you can actually earn the currency from playing the game (not a lot but still) and the pass actually gives back a pretty good deal more than what it costs
😭
Pass costs 1150, but drops like 1550
Investments
Any game that lets me get the BP for free in a few passes is chill
Ngl I wish more games did this even for dlcs, just make them very pricey so it's a big grind
Wow so its the same as fortnite
Chat im gonna be honest I think I might have an addiction to scp lore
Fellow scp enjoyer
Im watching volguns vids on the lore
I cant stop
Indeed
SCP = Secure contain protect?
Scp is fun to play as well the vr one was a bit spooky
:D
Thats SCP
Except it doesn't have a weekly store rotation that FOMOs you into buying store items so you can't actually afford the next pass
Never heard of it.
fomos arent a thing anymore
Every person should know how to suck on cans properly
My favorite was actually one of the most simple scps
Which one?
049 and 049-1
079 is our favourite
Mine is 035
And scp 008
That or the shy guy
066 good too
Yes
But I am writting A scp rn
096 is scary
So I hope It does well
What class if I may ask?
Euclid
Ever since they went and complicated the class system I kinda lost interest
He can be reasoned with if He is not agitated
I just stick to the 3
Safe Euclid and Keter
Technically 5 but yeah
I wanted to design an scp on a sword that speaks to the user telepathically
Why did they drop box theory 
Never did it because too much lore needed
But yea I wont spoil who Im writing or what he does
But I will show you guys when he is done
I am just awaiting permission to write in my slot
I have his lore and revisions written already
Safe - You can put it in a box and nothing will happen
Euclid - The box or entity/object need maintenance to properly store
Keter - It is trying to leave the box
Thaumiel - It can be the box
Mine Is a bit unique
It is classified after all
At least from what I have seen
Yep
O yeah my nade skin btw
is zomboid worth it?
It is different every time
Is it just me or is the metalworking page on the Pz wiki entirely broken right now?
This subject has breached containment
Barely any scps are truly unique in premise true, it would be nice to see newer entries that are in depth and explored properly
Do you want to feel the true pain of daily life struggles? If so then yes
🟣Do you like losing?
My life sim
🟣The answer to your question will be the same as your answer to this
Jokes aside this games ages like wine to me tho
Oh
Oh
Would you like to hear our thoughts on Raft :)
It has come quite a bit but wish they'd make a new one
Fuck you, you're getting them anyway
Quick question for controller peeps. Forsome reason the aiming reticle is not going along with my right stick, but instead go to the cursor position or where i last touched my screen. Is this normal?? Thanks
Never tried controller sounds kind of difficult
It's pretty complicated but its doable
Do you want one more sneak peak at the SCP
🟣Controller felt great in B41, but Mrp's yet to try it in B42 - In short, Sorry, Mrp doesn't have an answer.
But if Mrp remembers correctly, several people have had issues with using guns on controller.
Yes guns are a tiny struggle on steam deck with b42 but not too bad…
Yeah it seems the mouse still persist while using controller so the reticle goes there instead
Yes
Especially when modded aiming
Misa i dont think thats a good idea
LMAO
but if i touch it....
Death
My left eyeball just really does not like me. Always having issues with it ugh
But I need it
Burn it
Burn it
Girls
we lookin cute today
Ik I was qouting someone
scug
Ah

He mad
Almost Inzoi time
angy slugcat
How's my fit?
omg
Cat girl gaming
Ah
and you become owner of it lol
Eh, I'm a sylv, I just got the headphones because they're close to our irl ones
oh lmao
Whats a sylv
Sylveon
Ah
I only know mtg
Cactus gun
funny cactus gun, burns as much as the thorns do
Heard you like Juxtaposition
I dont even think I can say the things I am hearing
Black ice but with actual ice.
This shit is fucked up
(The cerberus 12ga fires DB rounds)
Most likely not even possible to me it safe for work
Its not
Its to do with SCP 4666 Weisnacht events
Specifically what he did to a family and seven kids
It's so gaudy but it's so good
Take my money
🙃 don't sound good
Hi scarf :3
Hewwo
Yea He (Redacted) The family And then (redacted) Their heads in (redacted) order Then he lined them up on the stairs with the (Redacted) Placed in descending order
Thats how much I cannot say
Because its bad
Meet Terry the turret (It was a twitch drop)
Angy turret
It's up until like april 3 so like
Youch
What about the AK (Or mac 10 or like a bunch of other guns) that print out a recipt of damage dealt (for insurance reasons (With holtow, you can risk it all))
Lmao
That's a very clever Idea
Or the polaroid sniper that prints off your shot
Judge me project zomboid inst a difficult game, project zomboid is a game with difficult mechanics
From a guy from more than 300h on this-
Or just an actual war crime
My fav
What's your favorite cat
I love warcrimes
The one next to me
Wait does that have a thruster on it?
Ima be honest warcrimes are just just suggestions
Is that mrp?
A suggestion you should always go through with
Oh my god that's why it's called the recoilless blade
(Maki's mother approves of this)
(Maki is Danish)
Geneva convention isnt even that interesting to break
Based
Fuck that
we need more fascinating war crimes
We commit all the warcrimes
And I would do it again too
What’s your war crime?
I finally got a weapon and a can opener
My new warcrime is (I can not say this without getting banned)
is there a way to turn of spawning.. so the whole peak day thing?
let’s not speak of this
I have killed so many ants
it was an accident
If they had a justice system
I never kill ants
I would be killed by firing squad
AI suggests creating a chemical similar to death stranding’s timefall rain, and using it to change the enemies perception of time
Best sledgehammer skin btw
I have to kill them because they tend to make nests near my house
Ants dont give a shit at this point, they already live in the Warhammer universe
SPOON
unga bunga mode
Big wrench is good too
Is this is the base game now? Seems new
Have you tried asking them to not do that?
should have been a spork
it only holds 26 weight
I cave man I make wood thing I happy with my life
B42
I did
i want to make a house from scratch wit hall the new stuff in b42 but its a pain in the ass
As to which I then gassed them
you need so much different things 😭
Learn how to use the mapping tools 
Anything thats worth it is
my favorite thing about b42 tho
Any updates to ban bingo?
Neat tidbit!
This was originally fanart, and the artist said that it'd be cool if something like this got into the game
Anyways, the devs went to that guy and were like "Hey so can we use this"
LETS GO
time to go find a grill
Morde and darkwatch disappeared
And use it?
this shouldnt burn anything should it?
Haven't seen them for quite a while
It will
If inside a building, yes
its outside
Then no
:O
But just in case
@karmic jetty break a rule rn
ping a mod and call them a bitch ass sucka or something
@rain mango 🙏 please break a rule rn
That's not a 8th edition standard bingo board
nvm dont say anything pek
what's degen chat doing here
hi xal
?
ban bingo
Bro is using a 3rd edition bingo board
Damn, your board doesn't have us on it
no
Big L, we'd be a free space
Those have been non standard since the 1860s
Morde is still here
why cant i place dirt
Smh
dont say anything to get yourself banned
👀
Never goon.
Bro pinged him for no reason
I love this image
why is it in a 3x5 configuration
that is one cursed bingo card
why am i even on there
i hate, hating.
the tentacles
Because it's a 3rd edition bingo card
O_O
cute plush
Tentacles? like a squid?
Who is darkwatch
shoulda started the ban bingo when b41 dropped
Dont worry about it
there were some colorful people that were very loud and very suddenly but not surprisingly banned
Why us Edmund not on
The eyes have the colour of the gay flag
Fair
I miss him
alright....day 6...heli can be any day now 😭
He was so chaotic
nuh uh heli comes when its inconvenient
who is esmund, i have heard of his name many a times but never learnt anything of him. Somone please enlighten me
yeah right
Dude with anger problems
right after i leave the house to look for a grill its gonna show up watch
why we talkin about em
Hi zo
no need to open old can of beans
Nice guy just caught in a shit situation
Nice work, nice work indeed.
He's literally in VC with us rn lmao
say hi to him for me
wat
scarrrffff 
We all share the same fate.
Say hi him for me
every single story revolving around a person here is a can of worms never worth opening
Not me
hello hurley!
Everyone loves me
My story is not a can of worms
It's more like a can of tuna.
Id have to agree with you on that one hurley
i dont raaaah
Or maybe a can of mystery meat.
why did god make cats so fluffy
To buff humans
Wolf girl faust 🤤
because they live in very cold places duhhhhh
I hate the dragons
theres been 0 reported deaths from snow leopards
Humans will pet absolutely everything smh
reported
im back to spread misery and vanish again, yk how it is

Reported
did you ever get clams

you had months to get clams
It's something the youth invented recently
And mysterious
I hate the youth
It doesn't really have any deep meaning like anything else the youth does.
RAT
RAT MOMMY
RAT MOMMY
They always come up with these weird words, use them for like two weeks and then never again
RAAAAAAAAAH
They just heard it in some music lyrics and repeat it.
Well how is everyone here doing this nice day
her model has handlebars on her ass, idk what they cooked up with her
I almost have all dog goblin movies, I am just missing Dog Goblin 4
i got zomboid🔥
idk if its sad or not to admit that i have burnice, yanagi, and miyabi all maxed out 🙏
Dog Goblin V: Goblin Dog
is it true that if you say Dog Goblin three times after midnight, the IRS finds you?
My anime tattoo proves nothing
i need to find the Ghoul stoppers VHS
or the omni man minecraft statue
Ghoul Stoppers is Ghost Busters
yes
What's wrong with that?
Yes and the NSA too
I should find the pic again
@karmic jetty you still have no clams 🛐
I also want to find all the Thompsons episodes
POV: that one toy soldier you just won't let die
Ghoul stoppers contains a sprofo reference :)
Thats true
The big ghost becomes Sporfo
because one of the ghoul stoppers thinks about something that would never hurt them
I've reached a monumental milestone 1 weight gained(in zomboid)

yay! :D
ive only found that vhs once since it was added tho
haiii sporfo :D
Youn have to visit the Muldraugh VHS store
i need to!
maybe i will after i get a grill
been searching desperatly for a car battery charger 😦 gone to mauldrauh, wespoint bout to go to rosewood in hopes
HAs it seen you?
If you were indoors when it arrived just wait it out
otherwise run to the woods
yeah im inside i was eepin when i woke up with it
Eyepatch on the wrong side, but what can'y'do?
i should be safe
can you give him tartan
I just saw 13 zombies, I only have a metal bar and I'm not risking using a gun, what do I do?
yep just wait it out. It can be a bit dangerous especially if you have sprinters
Ah
will that same fate be recreated??
🟣Tried and true
Hopefully not
i dont hear it anymore
At least not until the build has been completed
im going to get away from my base
Fair, but idk where to go to rn
🟣Anywhere but
hit the bricks pal you done
yeah i know
this CDDA mode kicking my ass
just gotta push through the early game
Look at my cigarette cartons
it's the forest play through
forests are so booty in this game
Evil plushy
ye I've learned to love stone axes
Ima be honest sporfo its prolly a glitch
you're an evil plushie irl
I found the school
cant wait to try subsistence when MP drops
can you make an early one?
You're a relic
wah?
depends on your traits
nah im just schizo
Schools have cars right?
granted its been about a month since I played b42 what bottlenecked me was the chisel
who knows
maces are fun as fuck though
kuromi 
circle is school x is firestation
rosewood gang
i started in WP for once :)
Rosewood was like my tutorial world I learned to play there
any fun fixed basements in WP
I Always play Rosewood
then I moved to west point and now im at muldraugh
Thanks
np!
I mostly went around the new places and muldraugh
I cannot be bothered with the other towns
Plus with britas the police station is usually stacked
can you remove barricaded metal sheets from windows?
its so you can tragically kill yourself by drowning in the lake
i need to find a sledge so baaad to get into the WP gun store :(
forge it atp
That's Brandenburg
Stendo's gunstore is the reason why people no longer complain about the zombie density at guns unlimited xD
It's kinda symbolic in a way
:O
you can do the fire zombie
i dont even know how to do uh
make a forge
or bricks for th forge
lmao
imagine pomegranate without the seeds
if only
how do i make a sandwich with multiple ingridients, i wanted to make a PB&J sandwich, but it just makes a peanut sandwich or jam sandwich before i can add more stuff
@fair yacht burn a dead zombie next to the building wall
i swear i have seen a pbj sandwich before in game
depends on the mod, it may not be a dynamic food recipe, but just a PB&J item.
does sapphs have dynamic sandwiches
i havent touched PZ since B42 so i got no idea, but thats more than likely what it is,.
i forgor
oh im not sure
in b42 you can make sandwich with anything
what that even is
even rat sandwich
i am on b41 atm
finally, my canned oat and lard sandwich
but what is dynamic sandwich can someone explain
is it a mod within some certain mods?
a sandwich that can be made with any items
im not burrning it down
it won't burn it down
Hey Clownade I found fried chicken batter tonight we are having fried chicken, corndog and wine for dinner while I watch the Dog Goblin movie, how is your survivor spending the night?
it'll just burn the wall
i think the proper term is expanded recipe, it allows you to add whatever food you want rather than just set items. if you had bread slices and then added peanut butter and jelly you'd make one. crafting the item is crafting a preset item, and it sounds like its not the expanded variety.
hai chatt!
Flooof
haii

My character is suffering after taking a CDC rapid response cure
big sledge doesn't want you to know this
what i misss
Algum brasileiro aqui?????
so probably just sit somewhere, occasionally hydrating
porra shjehueheuaheuah
Finalmente um br
hable englis
vlw
Um pouco (a little)
That cartoon looks too violent
are you sure
its peak
are you sure?
Yeah look it's an older man beating some young man to a bloody pulp.
I don't understand.
I only know how to speak English using a translator lol
that's his son
he's teaching him a lesson
Very symbolic.
just like my own father did when I was younger
I wonder if the person who wrote that comic was beaten by their dad.
only difference is omniman didn't need alcohol debuff first
my character is depressed and anxious, what do i do?
Art is just human expression.
thought of the day
Drink a cold one.
drink
he also taught him a lesson before that
Tokishi we had the same idea, cheers
i have no drinks
smoke
Drink beer + eat corndog
Anxious ? Do you have any injuries?
No
Smoker trait?
Yeah
I only have all the funny faces on the right side
Go smoke and walk outside for the depression to go away
jk simmons sounds badass
Or read a book
read the dog goblin book
god doblin
I'm tryna not smoke since one of the mods I have makes it so you can lose the smoker trait
visit the pole position 
keep smoking

Interesting
simple traits overhaul very cute mod
I think it's more traits - dynamic traits or smth like that idk
i wonder if there is a mod that lets you use any item as a weapon
you cannot lose that stress without smoking
the women at pole position near valley station will fix your depression
so you will have to live with it for like a month
depends on your sandbox settings for that mod
I gotta find more books
The books remove stress for me
But the books also disappear
I built a bathroom
Report clownade
whenever i try to play MP in B41 my menu doesnt work and my mouse doesnt work either? does anyone know how to fix this
Nah genchat needs a shitposter
I AM NOT SHEOGORATH
can that gun even fire
Do you wanna find out
Yes I do actually
how can I get a tree branch early on?
Forage
punch trees
When I was younger I used to think there’d be no reason to, and I’d never buy Sketchers shoes.
Turns out I was wrong. They seem to be the best constructed Composite Toe work shoes at the $100 range when compared with other brands
like right click until it shows up?
Also electrical hazard protection, wet + dry slip resistant, waterproof, and still somewhat breathable!
Hopefully they last 
oh hell yeah im dead
Chat, do I buy the stuff I need for this?
Me and my friends have been trying to play together on servers that we host but every single time it is very buggy(no its not internet connection and no its not dedicated ram) any idea what is going on?
these would be full of mud for me in an hour lmfao
can I do cdda without endurance?
?
in a game?
A small amount at the end of each season from playing world tour and ranked, and the pass drops a couple hundred more than it costs
so this stuff dissapears after the season?
No
You would not believe how many people are shocked that I am not a good electrician.
Has anyone had a problem with really low zombie population on normal settings? Theres like none in rosewood and I'm so confused
What are your settings at?
the default for apocalypse. The only thing I changed was setting the looted building chance to 25 instead of 50
and I set the time to 5 am
what is the finals even about
Ok so day 1 rosewood should have like 1,000 zeds scattered around. 50+ by the fire station and police department easily
Team based shooter
does it have any uniques
But like the idea is that canonically it's a VR game, so cosmetics can just be totally unhinged because they have a reason to not be grounded
Yeah, that's been my experience except for on this save. I had the helicopter in the bottom right rosewood so maybe that caused them to not be in the main area? Idk but now there are only a couple scattered around
uniques?
hello did anyone know where is the location of long skirt 3d model?i cant find any
does it have anything that kind of makes it stand out from any other team based shooter
The main gamemode
whats the main gamemode
Vaults spawn around the map, opening the vaults and plugging them into a cashout station award some money, defending the cashout for 2 minutes awards a lot of money
Have most money after time up to win
Heli will make them migrate, so it nothing else has changed (i.e. did you add mods?) Things like the helicopter, a house alarm, or a car alarm can make huge groups of them move around
You can steal cashouts in progress
That is so weird if that is why, I was inside and stayed inside for the whole thing
I was doing burpees like the whole first week lol
Then you lucked out probably. Maybe the hell he showed up and circled around the same area on the map and pulled everybody that direction
do u think they would stay there? I would think they would start to wander back
Yk what I'm gonna go back there and find out lol, I need to get my loot from the starter house anyway
I did get an injury on the first day and the game faked out on me(it made me think I was infected but I wasnt)
Eventually, they’ll keep sandboxing and then making their way back.
And if you’re only on day seven, you still got three weeks of zombies spawning in because the population still growing till day 28
^~^
arushor
why is that such a smooth framerate
is it just me or is there a lot less loot around in b42, and how do i make it so that theres a normal amount again
Cause ninja’s retain a stable fps at all times
i sees
Is anyone else noticing that if you hit a zombie and a window at the same time, the game crashes?
Yeah theres a mod that fixes it
:D
name?
Gawr is my current obsession
I sat in on a meeting this morning with all the top 1% earners.
We wore top hats, monocles and everything!
We talked about the future of yogurt and cheese.
Was a very cultured meeting
Beanie Beanie's is my longest living character so far surviving like a champ
The top 1% panhandling earners (he wasnt supposed to be there)
Is there a mod to prevent players from disappearing when they log off the server?
there is, i do not recall what it's called tho
@bronze moat what's the name of it I forgot
I've managed to start setting up base in the fire station of rosewood
Why is my character always so drowsy?
boop!
I am
And then maybe try to find a sewing kit
oh I have a sewing kit
Idk if you can stitch in the game or not, but yeah try stitching it
How did you get a deep wound?
Fair enough
No I can't stitch
Oh
I have yarn n everything
Yipee
Makes sense
Also does anyone know why my character is so drowsy all the time when I barely do anything?
It's day 4
It's only 14 o clock, I really wanna stop skipping days
Maybe I just gotta lock in for day 5
alright. got some food and drink for the trip. time to go to the surplus store
We talked about CHEESE! It was super cultured
Also how do I sheet rope the rosewood fire station stairs?

no idea
Cause they are eepy
sometimes, I dream about cheese
needs to be out a window
You have power? Washing machines and dryers WORK!
not in the house im in lmao
I have a generator
i dont have a dryer or washer
question is, is there one in that house?
I am currently on a fuel run
crazy
i still need to find gas cans and a generator
not in that house im in
I found a generator first storage cabin lil thing I found
im in the food market with the two upstairs houses on WP
just put the washer dryer combo in the bag bro 😭
and im using it all this time again
rip
dang
cozy
ye
immortal can solo omniman
Hello
but later in the story
wait
i read that wrong
immortal gets cooked by omniman bro
YES i finally found gas cans
nah you are tweaking
bro, he got cooked by invincible
hello Kiel!
what do u want me to say
I have a question, can i see the last server i joined? I got disconnected from a server and i didnt save it
i dont think so?
do you not remember the name?
no 😔
rip bro
For some reason, even with buglar perk i get the "perceptible" Debuff and zombies see me even when sneaking tf
sad
There's a mod for that
Discount possibly
My last laundry day.
https://clips.twitch.tv/RoundExuberantMonitorPunchTrees-mmt8CcxM03jorB5n
discount just ended
can someone tell me why i get stressed watching tv?
News?
does life and living stream news
It's called b42
You can get panic from watching some records
🟣Gun... Money box? Mrp doesn't play, watching gives him a headache, Mrp doesn't know, why're you asking him?
(unstable)
hiiiiii!
oh im sorry, who is the one who plays the game
does scarf scarf down food 🤔
I did tonight yeag, I was fucken hUNGRY
You better not break it or I'll break your ribs



