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star citizen gamers coping in elite dangerous again
My favorite girlboss
Not sure if she's narco-leptic or diabetic tho! cause she eats a shit ton of sugar and falls asleep all the time
She's so cool and organised
It's her shark side. Sharks struggle to fall asleep ig and her human side wants to But can't
Thus she's tired
And sugar is a stimulant so she ears a lot
Hydrogen bomb Vs coughing baby
Eats
Look. All I'm saying he had a clean upper cut
And he helped mark
Tried
If you're an apex predator, you sleep wherever and whenever you want.
ok but why would someone want a shark tail
Fr i love Oliver
cat ears are one thing but tail is probably a pain in the ass
have you read the comics
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe its Mabelene
Yes
If I did, I could smack the s■■■ out of these boomers whenever I go on cases so they can get out of my way.
bro knows
Cute

Smh invincible fans always spoiling everything
im not spoiling shit
uh
are you sure?
In a fight right?
what is this
I wonder the same
Then why post it
Why not
do you know what that is mate
are you sure?
Is itsomething bad ?
yes
if its what i think it is then yessir
Dawg
That is not a jar bucko
What the hell is it then
if youre not sure then dont post next time
Bouncy ball ❤️
can i dm you mate
🏀
Please do
It is a jar but the perspective is weird
I love this pic
The whole pic is weird
a tool designed to simulate reproductive process of humans
Omni-Man could never be like Ned Flanders
Ned flanders would solo
No, it's a jar. But it doesn't make it any better.
Never forget, this was PEAK TV
It's a jar. Y'all just horny smh
he looks like alien jfk
Now the question is why is mark crying
its at a very weird angle
Like I thought it was just a jar now you have me second guessing
idk man im moving on
you contemplate the jar too much
Timekilling time
When you look into the jar for too long, the jar looks into you too
Or something like that, I don't remember the phrase
I'm gonna start a new run, what profession should I choose?
Cop
Burger flipper
im putting you in the jar for 100 hours a day
The jar looks back
Please don't put me in a jar
Oh boy I wonder what that profession does
man imagine being in traffic at t corp
he'll keep you in a jar, and you'll think you're happy
Imagine owning a car in the city
2 hour traffic in normal time when you have 100 hours a day
Yo
Let's say
For the sake of the argument
I had a gun, that shot infinite bullets
Can I keep it
even in ancap supercapitalist korea there is traffic jams
it will probably get seized by the feds for research
because
that is dingsang basically
i just walk in the city
what the fuck? infinite bullets?
Un français ?
Elaborate
ayo
Infinity us awesome
there is nothing to tax
Y en a pas
Not taboo carry on
technically der outis has infinite bullets
J'aime les dragons peut t'on parler en privée s'il te plait ?
but the way the ego works is you only can fire 7 times
they will probably take the gun and him, to see how it works
Si t'as besoin daide avec le jeu je peux pas t'aider mec j'en sais pas trop
its just a gun, anyone actually powerful in the city can deal with a gun
C'est pas réellement sa
la croissant
Gun vs verg
what caliber is the "bullet"
it looks like a kinda caplock but it's also the most anime thing ever being someone's condensed willpower
I kind of hate how pmoon does guns
but der freischultz is one of the less offensive ones
Mf looks so bad ass
Fuck me he's so cool
Outis, use detonate magic bullet on his torso
I think imma choose veteran for a new run, what traits should I use?(I have the more traits mod so I can have extra traits)
Look at this bastard my god
thin skinned and slow healer
Are you sure?
Arushore
Do not take thin skinned and slow healer because what kind of veteran has thin skin and recovers slowly
Soft hands brother
Don't make your veteran look like a vulnerable twink or smth
he was probably agile enough to survive da gulf
🟣Here, fixed it
Why did I come back to the Jar incident
Huh
Guh
Ooough I'm light headed
eat some lead
The problem is I just finished eating
I ate what most would consider too much
I, like most, consider it too much
nah uh
3rd grader on sugar
bro was like a 3rd grader on sugar
anybody wanna play pz?
what the
why is the guy balding
looks like my hairstyle honestly
wrong gif
🗣️
idk
I just wanted to make a skyrim like thread like that one on twidder
the rock aint that strong yk

real
finally, my terabyte of arma mods has installed
hi
Demo man
how do I survive a really cdda with low stats and a broken leg ?
Can someone tell me how to put pastas from pots and put it in bowls?
friends!
I need help in #1019767076094758924
Wait for beard to answer
I shouldn't have scrolled up in chat 
frien
hello light
Hello good sir
I literally never furry sites
Only BDCC once but that was on itch
hi friends!! :D
hiii
self report
haii!
yall ever just
"BDCC is an erotic text based game about being a prisoner in a space prison with a lot of adult themes."
boowomp
whats boowomp
yes, we know the raiden meme
is this a death trap?
the what
a death trap can be cute
no....
sounds like a game I'd play around my family for sure
Definitely a trap, I'm not falling for it again
ip grabber
arknights detected
i love my snake wife
nah she old dw
its a man
misinformation doesnt make you cool

i love spreading missinformation
disinformation*
she is older than you
=(
how old is she even
ah dang it
mid 20s i guess
ah
can we have anime waifu battlepass in pz pls?

the weebs are fighting
I declare war!
(war sounds)
Thanks
newtown
Newtown>Newton
am good!
duuh
9am is an ok time time wake up
5 am to 9pm baby
at least it wasn't me waking up at 2 😭
i woke up at 8AM
peak
:O
bloodborne
can't play it
shadps4 is good i heard

Tried to play Bloodborne on ps5 and I swear it was like 20 fps or smth
i'd still play it
bloodborne is locked to 30 fps iirc
Game's very good tho
they're making a 60fps pc port I think
staring at each other menacingly
Im am them tpaghtem monstem
"think" is a very trusted source
i also think we should not breath air
24 vigor
Is that the nameless king?(idk things)
does some good numbers
indeed
I need to finish eleden ring
Took me 3 hours to beat him on my first run
took me a couple of hours to beat most bosses first PT
He left me some scars, literally
it took me 5 hours to beat the first bloodborne boss
the watch dog ?
like
crazy
the tutorial boss
yeah....
father gascoigne kicked my ass in a way no other boss ever did
no no that's a secret optional boss
and I beat that thing first try
father gascoigne was after that bridge iirc
xcv 45ret2zx 4
no
it beat my ass in a way no other bloodborne boss ever has
skill issue
It took me 2 hours to find out he had a second phase
i love a woman who can literally decapitate me
it's not always that I have to worry about a boss parrying my attacks with a fucking shotgun
I'm literally j'aime
bro never got parried by the skeletons in dark souls 1
never played dark souls 1 thankfully
Thankfully?
bloodborne was my first souls game
I played like 5 minutes of dark souls 1 on my cousin's pc a long ass time ago and got my ass kicked
father gascoigne was the hardest boss I fought
everything else was a lot easier in comparison
except a random ass hunter in the mansion for some fucking reason
"we should listen to the gamers feedback"
Also gamers instead of just accepting a game is hard:
well I saw the health bar go down
that meant it couild bleed
this is the best boss ever made by fromsoftware
i just flung off a slipper of my foot, AND IT WENT THROUGH MY FUCKING WINDOW
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES
Haven't got to him yet
the moon presence is so much cooler
LMFAO
bro rolled the nat 20 on the dequip 💀
actually laughing at you
what's that one bloodborne worm boss called
Rom the Vacuous Spider is cooler than that fr
but rolled a one on dexterity
that stupid fucking spider
where;d it go lol
i hated it so much oh my god
do u live in an apartment or something
three floors down
no, a house
random neighbor just got clocked in the noggin by a slipper
a care package
three floors is not a house dawg
it is
in this economy? that's a mansion
in this economy any place with more than 2 rooms is a luxury mansion
I bought it in 1669 for 2 pennies and a sack of peat
2 pennies and some cattle
who did you hit
no one, almost hit a puddle though
the random homeless guy getting his shit rocked by a rogue slipper
a random insect just got murdered by that slipper
fair
centipedes and cockroaches are the bane of my existence
far away from me and through a glass pane
sure
if it's anywhere near me I will scream like a bitch
me when i see a 20cm long pubic eldritch horror on the wall, approaching me slowly
although they do keep down the population of other insects
they can keep the population down the fuck away from me
i'd rather deal with lots of larger insects and flies than one big ass crawly thing
When in doubt
Use fire
I am Australian
I am explicitly talking about Australia
I think my zomboid luck might be bad, I've looted 3 houses and not a singular one has a weapon, also I found a mossberg and a deagle on a dead guy in a bathroom
I would genuinely rather be dead than have to deal with something like that
I've lived here for 22 years, not once have I seen a spider do that
Ram tbe slagheting i to the stovd
both can stay the fuck away from me
We got the drop bears sure, but fuck you mean bird eating spiders?
An S make bologneis
lmao legit people thinking that super rare animals here are just attacking everybody left and right
australia stereotyping goes crazy
i beat him first try
australia terrifies me
No, thats south africa
andd not just because of the bugs
guarantee you most of these animals are where nobody lives
australians terrify me
Drop besrs sre rude nd dcarh animals
australia has vegemite though
Golden Orb Weavers are so cute
that shit is fire
vegemite looks like it would taste like tar
If you can bear with low fps then hell yeah, game's totally fire
wym
is it not 60 FPS on ps5
Fps cap 30
they're cute
far away from me and inside a cage
Vegemite is the stuff that didn't even make the cut to be beer
Like beer already sucks ass
my eyes adjust eventually
And this is the stuff that wasn't even good enough for that?
like when i played Fatal bullet on ps5
the only spider i tolerate is that cute ass jumping spider
Have you even seen them?
yes and I hate spiders
well, I am a shitty person, so I guess I am what I eat
Spiders don't give a shit about humans. I'unno why people are so bitchy about 'em
beer already tastes like wet bread
i can't imagine what vegemite would taste like
Almost like beer is just liquid bread alcohol
phobias!
salty, bitter malt
nasty
ye I can't stand spiders
spiders are chill
The ones that aren't even actually spiders
i hate every kind of spider except those tiny jumping spiders, they're cute
the rest? I get somebody else to kill it for me cause I'm a coward
if it's anywhere near me I will scream like a bitch and run to someone for help
asian killer wasps or whatever they're called
No?
There's a couple of 'em that chill around our office at work. We leave 'em be and they leave us be
i would actually just perish if I saw something like that in person
yes hello i am also a coward
probably a bad idea for us to be roommates then. Cause nobody is gonna be able to kill that spider
why kill a spider
i love spiders
idk, all the wasps I have encountered tried to sting me ¯_(ツ)_/¯
I hate em
you find a spider and immediately move out
Why are you killing it?
Just put it outside
lmao what
You got in their way then
put it outside? mateee I'm taking that bastard down
I AIN'T LETTIN IT SNEAK BACK IN
nah, wasps are bastards, kill on sight, massacre if detected
Just a cup and a piece of paper
I can't
A domestic spider will either crawl back in, or will die outside because it has never been in the wild before
nah, spiders gotta take one for the team here
If there's a spider inside, it probably came in by accident and doesn't know where the fuck the back out is
if I'm the only one home and I gotta do it, I quickly run and get my boot
spiders don’t do anything
obliterate it
and they kill mosquitoes
shit looks like a Metal Gear
i would be dead long before it jumped
if you’ll kill a spider you’re degenerate scum and need to be shot
coward, personally i only fear boars and snakes
I''ll take that bullet then
and use it to shoot the spider
i'll gladly be called a degenerate scum then
castle u also gotta be executed by firing squad with me tho
think about all those innocent ants you've stepped on
i am terrified of spiders and they gotta die
:)
There was a huntsman spider in our room a couple weeks ago
I just grabbed a cup and piece of paper and put the lil guy back outside
just shoot it with a 20 gauge shotgun
wholesome
ye nah ain't doing it, I don't even like grabbing em in a tissue when they're dead
phobias
so I'm surely not gonna move it out while it's alive
i am terrified of spiders
That shit is hand-sized
how can you have a phobia of something so cute
you know what i have a phobia of ? fungus
gotta put that shit in a bucket
And?
They chill.
rotting corpses covered with fungus
now I'm only hostile to bugs if they are assholes and give me an allergy bump from a bite
the spider got into my house, i was defending my property from a hostile intruder ok
that's my justification
I want a tortoise, I train that tortoise to destroy the spiders for me
I wouldn't consider it hostility, as I said before, it was probably inside by mistake if anything and couldn't find the way back out
he defends the house
spiders are not to kill
Parrot
spiders are fren
nah we kill em
Parrot will defend house
i was talking about dairy and the boys
True
It's a toddler with a bolt cutter face and can fly
It's either the spider eating tortoise plan or I get an entire army of roombas with knives duct-taped to em and they kill the spiders for me
one or the other here
anyway, mites and ticks are the REAL opps. They hide in the grass, suck on your blood, painful, and can give you a red meat allergy
hiiiiii
total tick death
food chains, sadly
look at the buddy go!
grr tick bad
thats a loon
why did you separate crows lol
yes
crows aren't birds
thats a loon
i love them seperately
i have a crow plushie
eh picante
What'd the modmail do you to?
what does barely os mean
We're barely operating 
i want a pet crow
i swallowed a crow
your bio is wigging me out
what is a mrp
isnt that the sound you make when you stub your toe
He's a cat
No, I'm not that
something something dark souls
Jaime fren!
!!!!!!!
:D
FREN detected
Fren!
hug intiated
Huh?
bruh
bruh
🤔
i give it 3 mins
how are you fren!
is it that strict 😭
goodmorning chat!
You did kinda just join and immediately start comparing me to some of the worst humans in history
i hate anatomy but i also like it
studying studying studying
Like what?
anatomy...
what i miss
I CALLED YOU BENITO MEOWSOLINI
read up
how are you fren
@harsh vault Floofis!
spoof!
I'm aware, I was there, but like, why?
If I had a nickle for every time I was compared to a bad guy in history, I'd have two nickles
Which isn't alot but weird it's happened twice
because humans like to make jokes
never to me, lets keep it that way
Finally remembered how that meme went lol
Aren't jokes meant to be funny?
Sometimes
the sound microfreezing 
Depends on humor
sometimes they don't make everyone laugh
You just like, added a random cat puns to the names of authoritarian dictators
i've met many
That's not really a joke, that's just adding random cat puns to the names of authoritarian dictators
old frosty...
Floffis
Are they mostly like the description here?
while i also make jokes about stuff, its uh in a certain audience and has some effort into it
thats... Uncalled for
indeed
Understood
Yo fallout memes
:drunkl
I love those but never really played fallout
it did explode
wats... with the... random... ellipsis?
I... A...m not.... su.re...
gotta add the drama
He's having stroke! atroke!
I can respect the hustle
What the
make every sentence as dramatic as possible
Sorry I'm a shaky truck autocorrect is doing many strange things
Who
an acoholic detective
I'm that without the detective
damn
No I'm not why did i say that
dairy!
gotta become a detective dude
hellowo
ya gotta get drunk and poorly solve cases
this sounds like a job for me
Very appropriate message from the Harry DuBois pfp
guys don't drink alcohol it's poison
drink soda instead its good for you !
nah I'm off the standard alcohol for now, I'm sticking with drinking the mouthwash instead
gets you drunk, cleans your teeth
its a win win
i love the smell of liver disease
i want a gawr gura hoodie
Wait why'd that guy send us a friend req
bro...
Oh there was a DM request from them saying they got timed out lmao
how'd you know they live in norway?
horse girl!
who is she
except how to find a partner
You have alot a wifes
wow that was cringe, i apologize
anyways she's gentleldonna
Are you a medieval king
no, i don't kill people for amusement
They DM'd me "comedy is subjective" then "Oh I got timed out :("
mods are lurking
is that this?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
:D
my lady is so cute
i like her
she looks sad
well
thats the only real decent image
i have
thats not uh
oh wait no ihave more
i would totally play a uma musume game where you just race as anime girls
Now, reason would dictate I go bedtime
i wonder
However, I don't wanna :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjeTInYX70Y omg they do
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Umamusume Pretty Derby – Party Dash Gameplay Part 1 | PS5 PS4 Games | 4K HDR | No Commentary Gaming
#gaming #games #ps5
A colorful cast of pixel-art Umamusume are all in line and ready to compet...
eh.
i like my sao games
i thought there was uma musume pretty durby
that IS
boop
really
indeed
Why is woman lady turn Marshall mode
Praise be gato
any of you drink jim beam
Only ever had JD
!rank
Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid
Vodka and tequila, maybe some captain morgan with coke mixed in
I mostly like 100 proof
Hi degenchat, are you all behaving today?
Hi
hellowo
I just woke u
p
hungry time
eat some viddles stat!
daaamn good to know theres an alcohlic in the chat
all i have is one type of alchol rn, jim beam whiskey cola
i tried looking up some good pairings online but idk, someone said put caramel / lemon and ginger?
not sure how well that'll taste tho
Hello, I have a problem, my character doesn't gain or lose weight. I don't know what to do in my game. I tried giving my character more than 6000 kcal and he didn't gain weight or anything. He weighs 74 kilos and has the skinny trait and I want to remove it and I can't. Help
Hello friends 👋🏻. I'm on a quest.. a quest to throw eggs! For days now I have been trying to get the attention of The Indie Stone. Having one of my posts reaching 2.5k upvotes on Reddit. I want to be able to throw eggs..it may sound stupid, but perhaps in a realistic sense, it could help people get a better idea of the throwing mechanic instead of actually wasting those precious grenades and molotovs. And the fun aspects are endless. Throwing eggs down on Zomboids from the roof, drive-bys with eggs. Perhaps a multiplayer your friend is running from a horde, only to get pelted in the face with an egg that may be dirties his clothes a little bit. Perhaps freezing the egg can make it do +1 damage. Want to egg another player's base? Maybe in a role-play server there's an intense conversation happening only to have an egghead throw one and all hell brakes loose.. these are just a few reasons why I believe throwing eggs should be in the game. So please if you're with me go to theindiestone.com, Go to the suggestions tab. And click on the post that says "I want to throw eggs! HEAR ME OUT" while this is a very minor addition to the game, I think it's one of those tiny things the community loves thank you for your time 🥚🤙🏻
Anyone use Bikini economy mod for a server before?
Reddit post ads in gen chat... What has happened to our culture...
Yes Mr omar, what has happened to our culture. it seemed not long ago this place was thriving and a good place to talk. Now i believe it has turned into nothing but a shell of its former self.
Blanchard, always a pleasure
The world is in dire need of your endless positivity. What was that about gen chat being nothing but a shell of its former self again
I speak nothing but the truth, i am not being un-positive as i speak but truthful.
So positive that he cannot bear to even say the word negative... We could all aspire to be more blanchard
Ngl all I remember about you is that you were positive but I do remember you so welcome back
Thank you, Omar.
Ghoti!
:)
what's moopy digging 🧐
atomfall actually looks so cool
im digging for hibernation because my anticipated rhythm game releases one month from now
what up nerds

rhythm game enjoyers when they get a heart attack (this will ruin their beat score)
wtf

“[Thing] is not just a Thing”. I find this to be an odd pattern used when discussing media
I understand they're saying it has value beyond being entertainment but that's always expressed by the following sentence or sentences anyway. Why does something have to be “not just a film” to be an exploration of whatever
Boo
what is u yappin about omar
Jesus christ don't frighten me like that
If its a world with omar in it, then it's a world not safe. And yet it's also a world of pleasure to be in
Erm... The text is right there u can read it
LMAO
It's been a while crocodile
gib tldr
Ghoti
basically hes saying
I'm talking about “[Movie] is not just a film”, “[Game] is not just a game” and how I find that to be an odd pattern
“[Thing] is not just a Thing”. I find this to be an odd pattern used when discussing media
I understand they're saying it has value beyond being entertainment but that's always expressed by the following sentence or sentences anyway. Why does something have to be “not just a film” to be an exploration of whatever
Exactly
It's an emphasis via repetition omar. Why is it odd for you
my grandma had a cat like this
Im odd
You're old
ur grandma has tupid cat
i dont really like the breed myself because its so ugly dont get offended pls if you own this breed
Dogs
basically the pug of cats
But pugs are cute
It's not just repetition though
doggo
They really aren't
I have a poma-pug
It's one claim that they use others to support, but the supporting claims are the real focus. The argument wouldn't change if that sentence were removed
Pomeranian pug mix
pugs also have breathing problems from people inventing them
Pugs are an incredibly unhealthy breed
Not even cute I'm not going to lie
i agree
Dude that's mean
their face looks like its been smacked with a frying pan
Pugs have lives too
I'm sorry man but pugs as a breed, not so great
I've been hit by one or two a few times myself
damn
Indeed
nice
My boi
I'm just pumped that my pc is back in action
I love bullying him
getting a 5090 pc just to watch youtube videos 🔥
Real
Damn
what happened
im sorry
Fine ill leave
LORDOFTHESHUNNED
Getting a 3050 just to play Mirror's Edge on a 50 series
rip bro
Take this purple with you
What? Lord is leaving? Fuck this chat sucks now
Omar leaving? fuck yall im out
Yooo those NERDS are finally gone let's GOOOOO
I've arrived
To make it worse
The main characters left us all alone 😦

Panic NOW

you guys ever rp in pz
:D
no
left 4 dead 2
that's why I go out with socks on
so like living life?
vibing
overstimulation song
dammmm moopy getin silly with it
fun fact
i spilled an entire glass of coke on my laptop
two years ago
the laptop has still works ever since
just a couple of keys fell off
how are the sticky keys
the sticky keys fell off
arushor
Keys are covered in corn syrup
No
I write fanfictions
That will never see the light of day
catjam
the backgrounds for these would be beating my ass, they're too fun to not watch
@plush cobalt
Guys, what do I do with the fact I have ZERO WEAPONS(other than loud guns) after looting 3 houses and there's 5 zombies outside, possibly more?
Moe (ItsMoe) Hai!
Also there's a shed behind the house I'm in but idk how to get in it without smashing the window
Bro can't drive
it was one zombie
Hello fren
https://www.thegamer.com/european-union-guidelines-combat-predatory-microtransactions-virtual-currencies/ RIP to microtransactions in European Union countries with this new regulations.
hello!
microtransactions are stinky


