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Chicken borger
bruhhh
Bruh 3
Okay, so managed to get this beauty, but when I put in in my pc, all of my ports stopped working. HDMI, DVI, VGA, DP. none of them work now. Can't even get to the BIOS, even if it's removed. Pls help
ah, mb
Piss on it
you fried it
I wonder if ur power supply is inefficient (idk much abt computers)
great.
fucking great.
Something happenned with floofie ?
Who talked about it ?
bro who is floofie
So I can ask them

The person on the screenshot that I answered to
are you guys feeling well ? there was no screenshot
We're going insane
mvoe on
Okay good
I was worried for a second x)
I don't know why someone talked about it tho
I thought there was something going on
Is there seriously nothing I can do about this. Bc otherwise I have no desktop.
Uhhh so: turn the pc on, and look at the diodes on your mb that show the stage of boot it's on
If you can't get it to boot into bios it will probably show something's wrong on the motherboard by lighting some of them
Google your's specification and manual
nope nothing's lit up
It should tell you which error code means what
So your pc isn't reacting in any way to you pressing the power button?
nope, just doing what it normally does
It turns on normally just without any video output, right?
Ughhh okay gimme a min
I suppose you do have onboard graphics
It's an obvious thing but just in case
hey yall did b42 multiplayer release ?
@dim cloak your bios might be forcing the pcie lane to be the main device for output
So uh... CMOS reset is the way to go
okay, how do i short it w/o killing my motherboard?
Never done it myself so i would just follow whatever instructions i could find online very carefully
noooo
There still is a great chance that you gpu killed everything
Yeah that's a good idea actually
Sorry for potentially very poor advice i may be stupid
Sir, please refer to balloons as "balloons", you're making the officer uncomfortable
You also just killed a man
this mission was a fucking scam, I was promised 3.6k silver with a max reward of 7.2k, Drunk legs was nowhere to be found in the camp

i think i am the one to judge their innocence
He used a BB gun. Should have called the police not kill the guy.
salt
fuck you
my animals are eating fancy
called the wha?
I AM THE POLICE
I AM THE LAW
How to play rimworld 💔
Hello, how are you all?
LOL.
Me too.
I haven't played PZ in forever, I'd like to get back into it.
I stopped playing about a month or two ago.
im not sure whats funnier the fact that swan is roaming around sanctuary or the fact that a rock impact with his head perfectly decapitates him rather than explode it like a melon
To me it is.
fo4 is a goofy game lol
Based off of how often I used to play it.
Its a shame bugthesda didnt lead with the goofiness, probz would of gotten less hate
wait holy shit thats actual guns and armour in skyrim!?
I thought it was like a game compressed to high hevans to look like skoma rim
He's gonna face the Alduin tank, the best tank in Skyrim
I'm gonna plant my crops here in chat
These will grow well
the wind looks kinda strange today
chat, i want food but idk if im hungry or not
thats just water with some salt in it
glucose sometimes
just eat it
too lazy
arent we all?
i was gonna order pizza but idk if in actually hungry lol
yes i need salt water that tastes good
that’s the point
got till like 12:50 before the place shuts
IT'S CALLED SALINE!
my blood pressure is low
fck me, is it that hard to keep a biz open at night 😩
Drink salt
i already eat a lot of salt so
i had a cardiology appointment yesterday
so yk
they would know
got all my limbs
yeah but like

…blood pressure cuff
how do YOU know your low on blood sugar
on both arms
ah
i thought you meant via feeling orsomethin
different thing
i need to know what you feel incase i have the same problem

its hilarious that the reason saltwater fucks humans is cause you cant pissmax
i haven't been tested for diabetus or anything but knowing the feels helps
it’s not blood sugar
i cant sleep and this gif got me laughing
bro's pissmaxing in chat
Cole blood pressure isn't diabetes 
This is on you
hiii
bro hear me out:
saltwater contains too much salt for kidneys to filter out so it takes several pisses which means youd die of dehydration if thats all you drank
it can be a health issue tho
humans didnt spec into pissmaxing
like real stressed or something ig
thats my endline
yo
or how about you use that apex brain of yours and just cook the water
genius i know
90% of us would not survive day one in caveman society
you need to desalinate it
i guarantee you, i'd be one of those mfkers
yes, cause you dont know basic shit about water purification
boiling water just removes non-heat resistant bacteria
I'd find this huge ass waterfall with this geourgues drop and bros would be like: "Do it for the vine" i'd jump and go face first into a humoungs pytons mouth or sum shi
life be like that
stressed would usually mean high pressure
are you stressed
calm down lilly, we here 4u
youd more likely die from a pathogen in the water than a python

have you ever played ark
ark is not scientifically accurate
those mfkers be sitting at the waterfall camping like a Mw2019 ahh player
dude please
island > swamps > the scariest jumpscare i got in 2014
or was it later it released
still not scientifically or ecologically accurate
https://www.primalsurvivor.net/boil-salt-water/
heres a source for the water thing
true that
well now i know youd die first
dies
u guys have any mod alternatives to britas clothing? so many of the models are invisible or broken sadly
sad
have you never gone camping
i can see why you might think that, since like if you dissolve salt in water and then boil it the salt comes back out
but uhm
how can chat help you relax today
no
yesnt
Does using the dicks sporting goods count 
no
funny because im Australian but yes i have gone camping
i can safely say im a fake aussie cuz i dont like the outdoors
you seem so american mate
hi
idc either
do your rabbits really do steroids
my insult still stands
what
what
that is fucking disgusting
So bad
please do not delete it
luckily it wasnt my dream 🙄
can anyone remind me the name of that one arma 3 mod which adds bundeswehr and other late 40s-60 germany stuff
thanks

ww2 thingos
yoo yur playing arma nice
too bad the experts arent here you help ya
sadge
is arma 3 cool
if so i'll try it out
I mean i saw like a ww2 mod on the workshop when i was browsing it the other day
Its ok ig, i mean im not a lifetime fan so i'd probabbly like it more if i was into the ultra tac shooters
But it can be used as like a gateway/creator game, like you can make or play it however you want
ok
pirated version probably has no multiplayer
spacewars
if the game is on steam
Step into the cockpit of a customizable spacecraft and defend Earth from a relentless alien invasion in SPACE WARS, an immersive arcade scrolling shooter. Battle through 15 challenging levels across 3 unique locations as you destroy enemy ships, face powerful bosses, and protect the orbital station from total destruction. Upgrade your ship with ...
$29.99
103
this?
oh yeah
i found it
BWMod
no
space wars is the default game, often used for steam cracks
it's a hidden game that can be used by pirates to play on multiplayer servers
or something idk
I wonder who might be interested in the '40-60s germany stuff
Most likely someone who's just interested in history
i like the props
for zeus/eden
i pirated project zomboid and it had steam features, when i pressed shift + tab it showed that i was playing spacewars
also, am i the only one who likes to play unemployed with no traits in project zomboid
heheheheh spacewars
ooooh i know what ur talking about
and also, LATE 40S
after 45
yeah i dont remember the game either but i know what ur talkin about
if thy knoweth thy knoweth 
but if thy does not knowth how does one come to knowth?
if one bears the knowledge, one bears the knowledge
gabe already knows.
lol
but he doesn't care it seems
zool with the tripple ping ahh
for some reason
for some reason?
idk
dood makin bank thru online gamba
whos gabe
gabe newell, my waifu
some dude who owns steam
Savior
pretty cool dude
ew corpo sympathizer
bro drunk too many bourbons
damn this situation is insane
lets clickbait it
"IT'S OVER"
"this is so sad..."
"Is this it?"
didn't work. I tried discharging the cmos battery. did nothing.
im conquesting it
"THE END"
I would just say your pc is dead if it wasn't showing any signs of life at all but you say that it seemingly boots like normal so...
yeah...
stupid fucking thing
No error code on mb is what concerns me
bluds got access to the invincible scthitzo edition
are you sure?
are you sure
are you sure?
so it begins
you were given more leek than most
you were given more baking goods
thing is it did reset the bios
bc i don't have to force shutdown for 5 sec
If a gpu caused a power surge without killing the pc (hopefully that's what happened) it might have caused some components to freak out... So pull the ram out and try one stick at a time
@dim cloak
k i'll try that
also I only have 1 ram stick
Should I play the Project Russia mod
Yes
Mkay
Also try booting without a drive... Sounds weird but it might help
Salt water doesn't taste good
If all else fails hope that the problem is in the PSU
It's salt water
goddammit jaime
Drink water
What is an electrolyte packet
Just eat salt then
SoundCloud is better overall

Especially non premium
i hate you
Where else do you get sodium ???
I just prefer using youtube music on browser
Using browser version with an ad blocker removes all ads
licking rocks
Please don't
why wouldn't I do that
From b41 players complaining about b42
Bacteria
but rocks taste good
Very true
I host my music on soundcloud
geology majors do it all the time why can't I do it
You know what else tastes good ? Now vomiting 3 liters of fluids because of gastro infections
but licking rocks is a unique experience
you only live once
let me be happy
i already eat a lot of salt. i was recommended drink mixed with sodium to up that intake even further. by a cardiologist
I'll deal with the consequences later
Throwing bricks is fun
You won't love long like that
Are you a horse?
maybe
sodium, aint it a cooking ingrident

I'm here to have fun
it’s an element
still nothing. Tried moving the ram stick from right to left, booting without any drives, still thinks everything's fine.
and yes it is also an ingredient
How dare you say for how long someone will love?
Amgus
haha no you’re good
Just sodium ? Is he trying to not raise your Cl levels too ?

*she
no. just sodium rn
I wont let J'aime bully more people
my reputation in this server has been tarnished and I shall live my life as a nomad
Dont worry we all believe in you
Pray it's the PSU and find another one to test
tenor doesn't 😢
Go to some actual professionals in your local pc repair shop
My back hurts 
That's your best bet at this point
I built my own pc
Rip
Yeah but I'm curious why just sodium.
did you try turning it off and on again
am i allowed to run from the police on horseback
just once
Horse > car
horses are so much cooler
how does a horse not have 1 horsepower
the horsepower measurement is stupid
"While it is true that the maximum output of a horse is around 15 horsepower"
it's a single horse
not 15
It means horse has 15 hit points
Dont hit horse with rocks
I dont
Thats ableist
Whats this chat about?
Im currently making my daughter
what isn't it about
In a lab for sure
I'll check up on you in 9 months
My yarn daughter

I have not having permission to do shit in this server
not worried about my cl right now i don’t know
Can't even send a funny meme because I have no image perms
Brain surgery in progress
You're not lame enough nuggie
I c I c
my comedic timing is immediately ruined whenever I am unable to send images
Ur life is a comedic timing
exactly
Your life lacks comedy
No Joshua, you can't steal other people identities
Hello
Who are you?
That wasnt very cool Coolcat
My name is coolcat
You seem like a cool cat
Nope
nah it was definitely very cool
Fym nope. Its water and nacl
I'm pretty sure it's illegal to eat a hungry 4
picky eaters
I thought you meant like ocean water
Stoopid
🫵
hey so guess what!
ocean water is also salt water
Why, in the ever loving heck, would I mean ocean water
If I transfused someone ocean water they die
joshua please do not point your yellow ass finger at me
wash them fuckin hands
Uppy has actual scarlet rot
👆
Uhhh, racist
it ain't racist if i hate everyone equally
hey so do you have eyes
Poimt and stare 👁️ 🫵
Nobody who killed Patches is getting forgiven by me.
if so look at the color of the finger
damn is moop your first patient or somthin
I did. He dies anyways so who cares
if you don't have eyes what the fuck are you doing on discord
Imn colorbimbd
He doesn't even help with radahn
Nuggie trying to rage bait
Color bimbo?
Installing evil thoughts
Also not moopy, but will operate moopy next
I don't need to bait when I can just make people genuinely mad at my opinions
Umf... Colors...
color bling

Come
color bling 🤑🤑
We all will

🐀
within the next 5 seconds
Nuggie is acting very peculiar
nuh uh
for a second
i forgot that word existed
Lock in Nuggie
LOCK TF IN
i eated a bad 😢
She died rip
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
guuuuys what video game should I plaaaaaayyyy
MOOPY ISN'T REAL
How the enemy spy looks when my back is completley open to a counterattack
Sus
I dont understand this chat and I dont understand 50% the things you say guys is it because im too old?
Signalis 
@floral fiber clip that
You're a teenager
i eated a cement now im have foof possion 
That's not a game we have
It's free
35 year old teenager
im old aswell but i just roll with it
Pirate
and also get on the meming
No
Awaria is free tfym
What game that we have should I play
So its just not me then?
Rust
Signalis is robot girls kissing, awaria is ghost girls kissing
I thought you said awaria
skibidibi edging rizzing in ohio downside the mainstream in chadmaxxing hoemaxxing in the beta pilled twidder.com user
GET IT
Haven't gottan around to installing a windows drive in this PC yet
YEEEEAH
i was about to say funni mans name again and get muted
luckily i remembered this time
assault
What on earth
Hi echo
Yo
Not much
Frfrfr 420
Wow you're old
Sorry for being born the year I was
yikers
Can you imagine hating on someone for their age, skin color or country? Stuff they dont choose
nah we dont hate
were just in a certain state of err drunkness all the time
I can't relate. Ido none of those
for example im now on my meme posting arc
i'm on my autism arc
well luckily this is a public discord server and generally that stuff isnt tolerated in general nowadays
I am autistic
welcome to the club
Only an arc?
That's been my whole storyline
i've been in this same arc for 18 years
it should end soon
I just want to understand people
you're on a project zomboid discord server the chances were pretty high already
never in a million years, keep dreaming
all you'll get is a funny sense of humor
dont worry i also have a feeling of loneliness arc aswell for awhile
however sometimes chat is normal so take ur chances then ig
Do you mean understand individual people or understand people as a whole? I don't think the latter is attainable personally
But there are people in my life I've come to have a better understanding of than others
I just dont get nobody
sup omared
Sorry
I'm the autistic
I wonder when our account is gonna get mass reported, like it shoulda happened by now right?
im the mem spammer
Yeah bros beeing studying on wwe 2k 😄
gotta test it out in the field now
how do you escalate a fight to the point where you're getting bodyslammed like that
who did you insult to reach that point
blud thinks you can mass report someone with one account 💀
Called him poopyhead
One of the common demoininators in my generation or my year in highscool was adultury
i giv you 1 day to contact valve or u get ban
reportet
this looks like it was written by a 10 year old
mfkers would be pulling up to the yard at like 8am and throwing all these false accusations against each other
whether or not they were true is another thing tho 😏
A .bat file runs a bunch of commands on cmd it can be more dangerous than an .exe
they don't have to be true people just love a good fight
tell them to do the goto loop thing on a .bat file
The brotherhood of steel good fight?
Probably was, The {Link Removed} used to be a link to one of Mrp's messages in genchat
toast their RAM a bit
PZ chat*
The brotherhood of steel is so sick
I know people are getting married earlier but this is just getting out of hand (this is a joke about the word choice in this message. i am not actually passing judgment on people's life choices. i respect others and should not be cancelled.)
yeah exactly
Rar frog is here
The most fun path you could take in fallout 4
im judging the piss out of everyone
half the time it was more hyped than usual, tho it never escalated further than a couple of in your face stares and maybe a punch or two
is that a friggin frog yo
the teachers were always on the jump with these thigs, pfpft cowards
a punch is enough for entertainment
Its a friggin frog yo
Let them keep their piss inside them
i mean someone punched a teacher last week at school and it was the most entertained i've been in years
sorry i tried to think of the word i thouht that was adultry
Everybody that I knoe who is married at my age wishes they werent and the older people I knoe that are divorced look way happier.
i thought it applied to relationships in general not just married ppl
If u get constipated ur shit can ferment inside u and give a crazy higj
You are not forgiven.
Arnt u 18...
As long as people understand you idt it actually matters honestly, just poking fun
the two close friends I have are married and I'm friends with both of them
it is
cool
I wish , do i look 18?
no thats what i mean do you know? like adultery is not for relationships just marriage?
Ur miss plum ye?
@plush cobalt just because you understand someone doesn't make it right
The dictionary definition would say it's for an extramarital affair but it's clear you meant cheating so 🤷
i don't remember if you've mentioned it before but aren't you like 26??
It makes it valid, though
ooof
No no it does not
Language doesn't have to be perfectly correct all the time lol
my brain didnt connect the dots, im all armaed out 😩
She said she was 18 once, i have better shit to do than question it
I didnt!
Okay, where is the punctuation in this message, then?
I'm too lazy to think right now
I'll guess a random number from 18-100 and that'll be your age from now on
Im typing on my phone during break so im not out here tobe a grammar nazi
27 is a cool number methinks
99
Then what is bro talking about 🧐
tobe
Yo fuck bartik
im arming it, im arming it
1 - 2, Cease fire
2 - 1 KIA
I did it just to see
Wtf is that stardew valley looking ahh pfp?
Nbdoy creas if yuo tpye bdaly
A film
oh
that's exactly what it is
i made it myself
1-1 Move up!
1-2 Negative!
1-3 Negative!
1-4 Negative!
1-5 Negative!
I fat finger pretty much every mesage.
the dude looks like an elf i thought it was a fantasy animation or something
I make no apologies od cofrections
thats a dude?
Smoke crack
Microchip says final fantasy
i have tiny fingers but my keyboard is weird so I just spell shit wrong sometimes
thats stardew
Gay
I rely on autocorrect to not be incomprehensible
Its from FF14 opening cinematic
Stardew valley gay
On my phone, anyway
That's how it is for me i got them hog fingies
nerd
pz mid
pz LAME
pz better than stardew but they are incomparable
I do motherfucker I just asked
What the hell is pz
I have pretty big hands, for no reason
project funzoid
Im skinny af with fat af hands
you didn't actually
not a single question in sight
dumbass
No reason? Erm, I can think of a reason... Genetics 🫵 🤓
plungies 
Why that dude cussen and shit
Be me:
Tank commander
order crewmate to fire
mfw the main cannon isnt armed for some fucking reason
the enemy BTR somehow punctures my tank (futuristic armour btw)
i fucking die but my crewmates are too stupid to realise there commander is dead and they get freekilled
when in arma
My hands are just big boned 😭
Get off yo knees
bro got yaoi hands
You have the big ass hand gene bro
stop dick riding pz and let other people enjoy other games first 🙏
Corny ass profile
Nah pz onlu
says jaquavious quandinkleburg III
Riding crazy style
Tapping someone's profile to insult them is a true Sigma Move
Lowkey tho im a piece of shit person and half my criteria for people is how i judge there hands
would u like my hands chat
Youre like charlies uncle from its always sunny
The single most impressive person iv ever met i spoke 5 words to and handshook. Mans had bear paws instead of hands
no
It was insane
Your hands are tainted zozo
Hold on let me go watch that show so I can understand that pop culture reference
oh it's a newbie that's why
how could u do this
showcase them
apparently its really good lol
i need to sniff those grabbers
God forbid someone doesn't have a strong internet presence
I've heard good things but haven't seen it
being a prick won't make people like you here 💔
If it was on netflix i would but
Speak to a black person and listen and learn
god forbid you join a server and act like a normal functional member of society
Is joever 
Go up to any random black person and ask them a question. Listen and learn from them
Black people and white people are equelly judged based on there hands
echo repo looks fun as heck
Activate troll race card nullification move: I'm also black and I'm not rude for no reason
I see
I'm listening and learning
I identify as an alpha centurian
Hbu
half my family is black I don't need to talk to strangers for that
god I love arguing with weird ass trolls
Isn't the word sigma quite cringe in 2025?
nothing more entertaining than arguing with people who are clearly trying to make you mad
Only someone who isn't sigma would think so

You're not a non-sigma... Are you? 🧐
Like, anyone who posts chad pictures unironically
Im not even really sure whats going on in chat rn. Are we trolling or just talking shit.
The fact youre still taking about me signifies that it worked 💔
Bit of both
fuckinfffbffgbfb sigma gigachad
(Yes. I am using it ironically)
damn it didn't post it
Port 16262 closed , performance may be affected . Any fix?
(I dont know but I said I do to appear cool)
they're trolling, I'm engaging to waste their time because I have nothing better to do while waiting for a game to download
Open the port
Dock the ship
The fact you're still replying means that I'm still wasting your time 💔
How do I open this magical port
In your router dashboard
Just google open ports for (your router model)
perhaps we should
Maki, Soup gang and I have
its a fun game
So yeah, we could totally play
aw the troll has left my life has no more meaning
Should I cast a curse on my enemies to trap them in this cycle for eternity or would that be considered rude
what?
what
This but the arrows randomly flip
Yooo full gang
I see the curse worked
Acktually we'd be a player short
so what
it baffles me that people are able to shotgun shit like beer
I love my cat she makes me so happy
Thanks for showing me the way of the port
this shit tastes like soggy bread
Is it 6 for a full lobby?
it'll be her turn with the braincell soon
Given that beer is just liquid shit bread
Alcohol tastes stinky but some types taste less offensive than others
And people get used to it ig
Alcohol doesn't really taste
It is a bit of an aquired taste ye
beer tastes shit because it's beer
@rapid goblet I reinstalled my old gpu, and it still won't work with my monitor
Alcohol does have a taste—I'm referring specifically to that shared eugh in any alcoholic drink
For those who experience that eugh anyway
damnit, now I don't have a pc...
reinstall ur house
Is it better or worse than the taste of feet tho omar?
I don't know. I have not tasted feet. Why did you ask me this?
how does feet taste
Have you?
Should I play:
- Project Zomboid
- Skyrim
- Baldu'rs Gate 1
????
(Special Ability Deflection)
No, i just figured ud know the answer
Right. Likely story
In this order yes

No, actually. At the same time
And I am expanding your mind
Dont worry about baldurs gate 1. Games actually asd
1 isnt even the same genre as 3
Baldurs Gate 1 is one of my favorite games ever in all time
games but no games
Perhaps project zomboid would pair well with BG1
Yeah
I played it as a kid
The game was on 5 CDs
and you had to change the CD every time you loaded a new area
I dont have the nostalgia i guess
It took ages to load
CDs? Change CD? Erm, that's a weird way to say digital download
nani
I met the game when i was 18, coz my housemate decided to play it for the nostalgia trip.
My hard drive was so small that I had to uninstall diablo 2
If it's that small when it's hard it's a good thing it wasn't soft
It does suck, but also doesn't
It sucked harder when I lost my hardcore paladin
I had dracul's grasp
Diablo 2 was fantastic. I loved my hardcore bowazon I got to level 99.
I played a gair bit of d2 growing up but it had a lot of nagging issues i never got past
I died because I didn't turn my elemental aura vs Mephisto
I remember my friend yelled at me because I lost like 300 USD with that death
and I was like "Its just a game"
We sold stuff online
Genuinely i think d2 remsastered is perfect. It addresses a few of those issues while staying very true to the original.
go play path of exile W
The d2 remaster is where i really put in time
2
We sold a Ber rune for 90 USD once.
I played a fuckin lot of poe
That was my true main time in the genre. Like 3k hours in it, after that i just havent been able to play another one. I cant enjoy them any more
Started when vaal was still the final boss stopped a littler after they added all the gods
i dont think ive ever enjoyed a single player game to the amount of any multiplayer game
Nya
Pc repair shop and a prayer should do the trick
Otherwise I'm sorry for your loss
It's still probably the psu
That card you bought... That a 10 series card, I'm guessing a 1080? How much did it set you back? Who sold it to you?
You might have simply been scammed
the pc blackmarket 💀
I find it very funny
In fact i laugh everytime i see it
Humor is subjective, just cuz u dont find it funny doesnt mean others dont. And regardless idrc if others dont find it funny
Black mold brain
problem?
wsg phantom, its been a minute
Me neither, i hop in when im bored lol
Im not saying you can't
hit the dap







