general_chat

[rain mango]

ill

do i just wait

[silver plank]

take antibiotics

sleep

[stone nexus]

Eat good food, stay indoors, sleep

[bronze moat]

Honestly, play vanilla FIRST.

I say that as someone who uses 500 mods.

Play vanilla first. Otherwise you learn some things that are not accurate

[stone nexus]

What do you do when you get a fever

Exactly that

[rain mango]

i see

good shout

[neon bramble]

loot cherbourg

[rain mango]

TRUEEE

btw guys

which mode should i play if im playing with my girlfriend

[rain mango]

like which ones the most fun but with a lil challenge

[stone nexus]

ngl I find hilarious that people ask this stuff like expecting some magical solution when the game has been hardcore-realistic

[neon bramble]

I had an actual road trip moment fighting over what the map says in france

[harsh vault]

its only 10000 buildings

[rain mango]

like minecraft but obvs harder

[stone nexus]

Yeah y'know you can dodge zombies by performing an exclusive move, a backflip, you gotta hold ALT then press F4

[rain mango]

😭😭😭

[vital marten]

I guess survivor? It has multi-hit afaik

I find myself getting bored in Apoc and that’s really only because at some point you reach peak difficulty for your settings and you kinda get used to it

[split osprey]

Has the Cherbourg dev just left the community or something

[rain mango]

yeah we’re nowhere near surviving even the lowest settings 😭😭😭

i was talking about a mode easier than apocalypse… 😭

you guys lowkey too good at this game tho

jesus

i can’t survive a day

and you guys are looting 10,000 buildings

[stone nexus]

Man just take it easy

Takes a while to get used to it

Even the most experienced of players still make silly run-ending mistakes

[vital marten]

Trust me, it’s not that we’re good. Once you learn the gameplay mechanics it’s like riding a bike. Take y’all’s time learning how to fight zeds and clear small hordes. I’ve only got 600 hours!

As holo says, even the best can fall to overconfidence, or any number of errors

[woeful moon]

relatively new to the game, can i ask for game friends here, or is it a breach of terms

[bronze moat]

I GOT A FEVER!

FOR DANCE!

[stone nexus]

Naw, but you may find people for that @ #1019737819981283459 and #1019725562337579028

Where's my silly copypastas, wraaah

[vital marten]

Raid later 😊

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/korone-bark-hololive-doggo-angry-gif-18675705

[vital marten]

[stone nexus]

Did you know...

Pipebombs in Project Zomboid have an effective range of 7 tiles of radius, meaning they have the equivalent of 180 grams of TNT.

If you were to rig your local Chevalier Dart full of pipebombs, you'd be able to fit 67 of them, or 86 with Organized; rounding up to 12kg/15,5kg of TNT, roughly enough to make a decently sized building floor itself.```

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[harsh vault]

posting live footage of me i see

[fair yacht]

arf?

[bronze moat]

Floofs!

Piper appreciation post

[harsh vault]

davey jones locker!

[harsh vault]

yems

thats my line!

[fair yacht]

Collar

instant +100

[fair yacht]

piper is my fallout waifu

[bronze moat]

Piper and modded follower Pumpkin are my mains.

Pumpkin is adorable. She’s an awkward gamer.

[fair yacht]

put a collar on her too

[bronze moat]

Her’s is spiky

[vital marten]

[fair yacht]

:)

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/lua-luaphysics-kermit-gif-21545555

[vital marten]

yes

[simple bear]

https://tenor.com/view/babycat-cat-towel-milk-cute-gif-1854782556029569478

[frail shadow]

nick is easily the best companion

[harsh vault]

is that you with vodka

[simple bear]

tonight im sober

[harsh vault]

not tonight

get drunk sailor

[simple bear]

tomorrow after my final shift i getting plastered

[bronze moat]

I also love Nick.

He’s my robo daddy.

[harsh vault]

whatcha drinking this time

[simple bear]

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-ship-pirates-of-the-caribbean-johnny-depp-jack-sparrow-pirate-gif-12107962

[simple bear]

gonna get a coffee monster and mix wit some caramel vodka tomorrow

[harsh vault]

of course its vodka

[simple bear]

straight hand sanitizer

[half kettle]

i was hugged by my mother for the first time in a long while and i ended up tearing up, why is that

[simple bear]

bro craves physical contact from loved ones 😹🙏

[half kettle]

is that it?

[simple bear]

that is my unbiased uninformed take on the situation

[toxic relic]

thats probably it mate

people who are receptive to touch can end up craving it subconsciously from people theyre close with

you end up tearing up cause you cant express the satisfaction any other way

maybe hug people you like more [family, friends, etc]

[onyx igloo]

buy a station wagon

okay my jokes may not be timed well

[bronze moat]

ORGAN TRAIL = zombie oregon trail game.

You drive a station wagon instead of an ox driven wagon :3

[onyx igloo]

project zomboid lore:

[toxic relic]

additionally, organ trail is a movie

[onyx igloo]

good or cheesy

[bronze moat]

Additional:

there are hidden jokes and puns in the game based on how you name your survivors

[fair yacht]

has anyone played with blacksmithing in B42 yet

[bronze moat]

Not me but streamer frenz have fully operating smithies and farms

[fair yacht]

:D

[harsh vault]

rick pixel

[bronze moat]

MISA MISA!

[fathom igloo]

wtf 😂😂😂😂😂

[fair yacht]

i forgot we dont need mods for this

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/light-yagami-misa-amane-misa-and-light-ilovejacob-gif-25438185

you just reminded me.

i have not made Misa on C.ai

[onyx igloo]

i will not get over my permit picture

it looks like i got in prison for murder

like full on mugshot

[harsh vault]

you probably look like blackburn

with your crew cut

oorah

[onyx igloo]

its not really a crewcut

[harsh vault]

wait

no

not blackburn

[onyx igloo]

like.. 50% there

[harsh vault]

swofford

[onyx igloo]

i kinda look like tylers mugshot

[harsh vault]

im am now believing you look like swofford on your permits

[bronze moat]

This is a CUTE zombie. So I was not allowed to kill it.

The marines did tho….. before I could put her in a house where she would be safe

[fair yacht]

:C

[bronze moat]

Dis is Roxy 5.0

[fair yacht]

:O

[harsh vault]

fireplace

toilets are amazing for that

[stone nexus]

I'm still keeping my promise, Dave.
I will be there to rise up entire cities once b42 goes stable.

[silver plank]

I have an old stove !

[harsh vault]

damn

[silver plank]

there's a furniture shop like 2 blocks away from my base

I need to go get a sofa to watch tv

[onyx igloo]

hillbilly start pz when

[silver plank]

Just spawn in Muldraugh

[onyx igloo]

no

echo creek

[silver plank]

that too

[harsh vault]

i just found out jarheard was based on a true story

thats pretty cool

[bronze moat]

I mean. I’m the dude that got rosewood walled off and ran a community for 3.5 game years in peaceful epic ness.

I build build build. Gotta reclaim the world.

[half kettle]

rip drill serheant

[silver plank]

the movie?

[harsh vault]

yeah

[silver plank]

if you like war movies, check out Platoon

[harsh vault]

i have

[silver plank]

nice

[half kettle]

make a war movie

[harsh vault]

i write war books

movies isnt my thing

[silver plank]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-platoon-feeling-good-good-is-enough-smoking-cigarette-gif-13441734

[harsh vault]

well

making them

[bronze moat]

Barnes shooting elias……. Crying

[harsh vault]

watching

[silver plank]

that part made me angry when i watched it the first time i was like 12 xD

[stone nexus]

I know, I'm more about the uh, making that stuff permanent, proper impenetrable walls and what not

[silver plank]

ooooo thats amazing

[harsh vault]

yems

i have a collection

they are called "My War Story"

then i write about like

different eras of war

since i study history so much

i can pinpoint every situation

big or small

[silver plank]

oooo

[harsh vault]

i also do fictional wars

aftermath, in the middle etc

[half kettle]

ragnarok?

[harsh vault]

not scifi war

just

[half kettle]

i zee

[harsh vault]

conflicts

[bronze moat]

Yeah solo it takes me months.

MP tho. One dude chops trees. 1 dude saws logs. One dude makes walls.

Goes FAST.

My australian crew walled off the entire western side of Rosewood in a single day.

Then they walled off Northern Muldraugh to claim the gen tec warehouse and surrounding turf

[onyx igloo]

at what point on a tuesday did franklin d roosevelt shit in the presidential toilet

(this is a stupid joke)

[bronze moat]

Play This War Of Mine. With the dlc content

[harsh vault]

played it

the camera play of the game kinda threw me off

but its good

[hollow solstice]

any one know how to get PZ cheaper or should i just wait for the deals

[stone nexus]

Reminds me a whole lot about Foxhole tbh

Tagteam with some dudes, split off some responsabilities, shit gets done in record time.

[bronze moat]

It’s on sale now for 10 bucks. That’s as cheap as it gets

[hollow solstice]

how on what?

[bronze moat]

Foxhole is foxy roxys dancer name!

[silver plank]

may be cheaper on gog https://www.gog.com/en/game/project_zomboid

[onyx igloo]

gog

[hollow solstice]

says 20 for me nooooo

[bronze moat]

Steam spring sale.

$10 for one. $30 for four

[silver plank]

weird zomboid is not on sale on steam for me o.O

[bronze moat]

Spring sale may have ended TODAY then

[harsh vault]

damn

[hollow solstice]

dis succs frickkkkk

[silver plank]

awwww

[harsh vault]

sucks to sucks

yall should be lucky

i paid 30 dollars for pz

i paid FULL PRICE

like many games

[bronze moat]

Yep. It ended like 12 hours ago

SOL

[silver plank]

I did too but I bought zomboid back in like 2018 and didnt play much until now

[bronze moat]

I thought I spent $1,000 on zomboid. I was wrong.

It’s closing in on $2,000 🤷‍♀️

[harsh vault]

wow

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/yavananınamk-gif-7997053386212002733

[harsh vault]

thats like

20% spent of my collection

wow

i am financially irresponsible on my stuff

[bronze moat]

Best game ever. I support it like I am addicted to it

[onyx igloo]

i laugh at this everytime i see it

[harsh vault]

i am addicted to dayz, but that shit way to expensive to be giving way

i gave it away once!

[bronze moat]

Price points are funny. A $60 game? I MIGHT buy a copy for a friend.

$10-20 game? I’ll buy 10 copies to help get an online crew going

I gave away 3 copies of space marine 2. On launch week. And none of the peeps play.

Emperor rage

[harsh vault]

its simple, you can make more people happy with the exact same price of making only one person happy

floof rarely gets gifted games, but when she does, she makes sure to play the shit out of it

but when i buy my own games i barely touch em

[bronze moat]

I’m also not into gifting rando’s.

The spiffo plushies, for example go to members of my community. Not to rando’s

[harsh vault]

for the best

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259423503036190777/1352441221380964352/Honda_Massacre.mp4?ex=67de068a&is=67dcb50a&hm=3784cdb73f3de3466bcecdc9d65c21b5f036c6fdfa001c26a314c8b99ce1dba1&

[harsh vault]

alsos

i did pop into your stream

for like

20 minutes

then i went eepy

[stone nexus]

That's often the case for gifts, if you gift something to someone, chances are they're gonna let it rot in their library.

[tall glen]

floof is a doof

[stone nexus]

Make sure it is something they want, or give them a reason to play it if you do.

[tall glen]

holo is solo

[harsh vault]

i not a doof

[tall glen]

dave is at a rave

[stone nexus]

Brother, I am never solo.

[tall glen]

I am solo

[harsh vault]

fish

[stone nexus]

Floofer.

[harsh vault]

pz when

[stone nexus]

Stable

[harsh vault]

aw

other game?

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/planet-of-the-apes-no-nope-not-pissed-gif-5366151

[fair yacht]

Aaa

[noble brook]

dude holy fuck

i just found my oven and it's been on for who knows how long

literal crisis averted

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/nefario-fart-gif-16865528649071342899

[noble brook]

my entire stockpile of shit wouldve burned away

[silver plank]

irl or in pz

[noble brook]

i'll let you guess

[silver plank]

rl

[gentle remnant]

house exploded rip

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/nose-fur-kawaii-sniff-canine-gif-20552016

[bronze moat]

I appreciate that.

[harsh vault]

will pop in again whenever you stream!

will even sub to you because i dont really use twitch anymore

and twitch prime is free!

[fathom igloo]

Lurkr isn’t working

[jovial star]

just painted my bathroom finally 😭 couldn't find paint at all

[harsh vault]

cam

i never see you here at this time

[harsh vault]

what color!

[fathom igloo]

Wdym I am… just lurking

[jovial star]

turquoise im pretty sure

[harsh vault]

i will invade your dms with positive floof messages

[harsh vault]

love it 10/10!!

[jovial star]

frfr

[fathom igloo]

I’ve had a lot of sour skittles today.

[harsh vault]

ewww

[fathom igloo]

[stone nexus]

Wh-why

[harsh vault]

skittles too fruity for me

ironic i know

[gentle remnant]

I love sour skittles

they be poppin

[harsh vault]

i dont like sour things

[gentle remnant]

I'm a sucker for sour candies, sour gummy candies especially, twin snakes are like crack too me

which is a haribo candy thing

[chrome jetty]

You aren’t real

[harsh vault]

i like twizzlers and milk duds though

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-fire-flame-gif-14920648

[harsh vault]

i lied

i dont eat candy

i eat dog biscuits

(yes im serious)

[chrome jetty]

Eww

[gentle remnant]

I've been betrayed

[chrome jetty]

It’s okay

[harsh vault]

let me be!

[gentle remnant]

top 10 betrayals

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/polícia-gif-22970819

[harsh vault]

jadoodoo

i have a question

[stone nexus]

I've heard somewhere cat food tastes like beef jerky

[chrome jetty]

Don’t ask to ask just ask

[harsh vault]

can you accept my steam request

[chrome jetty]

Yeah sure, if I remember. Not on my pc rn

[harsh vault]

damn

also

jadod

[chrome jetty]

What

What

[harsh vault]

what did you mean by that comment you sent a few months ago -w-

[chrome jetty]

Which one

[fathom igloo]

Like two of the worst options lol

[harsh vault]

the one about the bullets

[vital marten]

[chrome jetty]

I didn’t mean anything, it’s a copy paste from a game called the hunter classic. A bot sends you a message condemning you for killing an animal without the allowed ammo

[fathom igloo]

Bring back skittles bubblegum, I wish to eat the whole box in 2 minutes again.

[harsh vault]

oh

[chrome jetty]

Shame! A Moose kill with unpermitted ammo! Moose are majestic creatures that require powerful equipment. Use Crossbow Arrows, .308 Nosler Partition, .300 Nosler AccuBond, 10 GA Slug Shells, .303 British Ammunition, 8x57 IS Nosler Partition, .50 Patched Round Ball, Recurve Tracer Arrows, Compound Tracer Arrows, Cupid Arrows, 9.3x62 Nosler Partition, Crossbow Tracer Arrows, .405 Ammunition, .30 R Ammunition, Recurve Arrows, .30-06 Nosler Partition, .50 Lead Bullet, 7mm-08 Ammunition (HP), 7.62x54R SP Ammunition, 16 GA Slug Shells, 7x64mm Ammunition, .45 Long Colt Handgun, Compound Arrows, .454 Nosler Custom Handgun, .50 Conical Bullet, 7mm Magnum, .30-06 Round Nose Ammunition, .45-70 Government, Longbow Arrows, Cable Backed Bow Arrows, .340 Weatherby Magnum Ammunition, 12 GA Slug Shells, 9.3x74R Ammunition. Don't bring shame to your name again!

[vital marten]

They had a gum? wtf why ain’t they got it now?!

[bronze moat]

Depends on brand.

Meow mix tastes like crunchy salted saw dust

[fathom igloo]

Holy text wall Robin I’m not reading all that

[chrome jetty]

Ok

[harsh vault]

you forgot 366. TKM

[gentle remnant]

so many ammo types

[chrome jetty]

.366 isn’t in the game iirc

[harsh vault]

damn

but 303 is?

[fathom igloo]

Yes, they’ve attempted to have skittles flavored trident before but it’s not the same. The skittles bubblegum was literally skittles but bubblegum and you could eat a whole box no issue

[stone nexus]

A lot of biscuits end up that way (because that's how they cheapen them out)

[chrome jetty]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[harsh vault]

razzles better

[vital marten]

They really need to bring back the bubblegum.

[gentle remnant]

I don't know why but I can't stand fruity flavors of gum, they taste so nasty to me, I can only do normal bubblegum or mint flavored gum

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/crystal-pepsi-pepsi-drinks-soda-youve-never-seen-a-taste-like-this-gif-17517775

[fathom igloo]

Chalk

[gentle remnant]

I've never had skittles gum so I can't speak on that one

[heavy ivy]

skittles gum!

[harsh vault]

yuh nuh uh tropical was fire

[stone nexus]

Fuck it, embrace the army's diet

[fathom igloo]

The also had mint skittles bubblegum

[stone nexus]

Consume colourful crayons

[gentle remnant]

now we're talkinn

[harsh vault]

ewww

[fathom igloo]

I also ate these in one sitting

[harsh vault]

stop eating gum!

[glad pike]

I lowkey wanna try them

[fathom igloo]

Spearmint was my jam

[vital marten]

Hey Hey, I found this! Have you tried these? https://a.co/d/gQpkiQ6

[gentle remnant]

I'd be smackin on those so hard 🙌

[fathom igloo]

No but I don’t trust it, wish version

Give me the original

[glad pike]

those look fake

[vital marten]

🤣

[harsh vault]

you just reminded me the time i ate hubba bubba m&ms

worst fucking thing to exist

[vital marten]

Oh no

[harsh vault]

why the fuck did i buy them

[fathom igloo]

It HAS to be skittle shaped and mash like skittles too

[vital marten]

Mashing a skittle is the best part of a skittle

[harsh vault]

yes

[fathom igloo]

Wait. I wanted to try these, it was in Australia and the UK right?

[harsh vault]

yeah

paid a hefty fucking amount to import em here

they were god AWFUL

i actually threw out the bag

nah but, froot loop gummies are the most fire shit to ever eat

thats up there with milkbone

[fathom igloo]

These I completely forgot about, I was going to track them down and import from somewhere

[harsh vault]

ewww

the horrors are coming back

[fathom igloo]

☹️

[harsh vault]

cambrie

was not worth it

trust

[fathom igloo]

But I love bubblegum

[harsh vault]

tasted like the medicine we had as a toddler

[fathom igloo]

And cotton candy

[gentle remnant]

I'm just used to associating m&ms with chocolate flavors, so fruity stuff would throw me off lol

[harsh vault]

IT WASNT GOOD

[fathom igloo]

OMG are you serious?

[harsh vault]

it tasted bitter

[bronze moat]

A bowl of chocolate chips is a salad

[harsh vault]

extremely bitter

with a weird aftertaste of sweetness

[fathom igloo]

Bubblegum pink penicillin?

[harsh vault]

yes

[fathom igloo]

Omg Now I definitely want

[harsh vault]

your crazy

cambrie

lemme put you on

froot loop gummies

[fathom igloo]

Ehhh

[harsh vault]

those are the best thing to exist

[harsh vault]

TRY

[fathom igloo]

Already have

[stone nexus]

Chaotic good

[harsh vault]

WHADDYA MEAN EH

[fathom igloo]

It’s just more bland compared to what I like

[bronze moat]

MLEP

[gentle remnant]

OOOOOOOO snek

I was typing something else but saw snek

and lost my train of thought

[fathom igloo]

Also fruity pebbles > fruit loops
I said what I said give me the box of aquarium gravel

Also nerds

[gentle remnant]

I lovreeee fruity pebbles

s tier cereal

[fathom igloo]

And nerds gummy clusters

[harsh vault]

cambrie

for once i agrees

gummy clusters are good

[bronze moat]

LETS MAKE ICE CREAM FLOATS!

[bronze moat]

My FAVE gummies are those little green frogs with foam on em.

Then the LIFESIZE gummy rat

[fathom igloo]

These are good fizzy “candy”

And these are good too

That reminds me I’m almost out and need to order more

[ivory grail]

I didn't see that he was holding a flag I thought he was doing something else

[fathom igloo]

OMG hell no

Whew

[ivory grail]

discord did it dirty

it pixeled the pole

[fathom igloo]

I’m so sorry

[harsh vault]

o mein i am ze wittle german boy

[gentle remnant]

I have like a core candy memory of every now and then when I used to go to Blockbuster with my family I'd get a green sour apple gel like candy, don't know what it was called but you'd squeeze it in your mouth and I remembr thinkin it was bangin

[harsh vault]

ooze tubes

[fathom igloo]

Blue raspberry was my favorite; you can still get them on amazon

[gentle remnant]

ooooo ooze tubes sounds awesome

[harsh vault]

im a candy fanatic

[gentle remnant]

I fuck with that name lol

[ivory grail]

who remember the candy cigarettes

[harsh vault]

i always chase the limited editions

[fathom igloo]

Mine had the flinstones on the box lol

[harsh vault]

flinstones promoted smoking, drinking, gambling

fucking probably crack too back then

it was peak children addiction starting

[bronze moat]

I still have a box of BATMAN cereal.

From 1989.

Somewhere in storage. It has a plastic batman torso piggy bank strapped to it

[fathom igloo]

What I would do for the Wonka sprinkle donut cereal to make a comeback

[bronze moat]

NERDS cereal

[gritty drift]

hello

[bronze moat]

Two flavors in one box!!

They even sold a plastic bowl split down the middle

[harsh vault]

they exist

[fathom igloo]

Wait it was Cap’n Crunch

[harsh vault]

i lied anyways

just wanted to get your hopes up

[gentle remnant]

how could you lie

[fathom igloo]

lol

[gentle remnant]

gasp

[harsh vault]

im feeling mean >:3

[fathom igloo]

Or the SpongeBob cereal

[harsh vault]

ew

cambrie

please!

eat healthier

[bronze moat]

Closest you can get right now:

[median hound]

ño bro

[harsh vault]

spanish no

[ivory grail]

do they still do the halloween cereal I don't remember seeing them anymore

[harsh vault]

they do

well

here atleast

[gentle remnant]

what like count chocula n shit?

[fathom igloo]

I was a child, but still I eat whatever I want in moderation

[ivory grail]

yeah and a couple others

[harsh vault]

uhuh

[gentle remnant]

yea they do

[bronze moat]

$60 - $400 PER BOX on ebay….

[ivory grail]

weren't there a mummy aswell

[harsh vault]

yeah

[gentle remnant]

a ghost too

[harsh vault]

yeah

[fathom igloo]

Yes they even had a new one; Carmella creeper, it was sour green apple

[bronze moat]

Booberry = ghost

[ivory grail]

I haven't seen them in the stores in my towns since I was young

[fathom igloo]

I literally do.

[harsh vault]

well

[ivory grail]

I remember the ghost one I really liked that one

[harsh vault]

i cant judge

[fathom igloo]

This was not fun cleaning up when my youngest got sick btw

[harsh vault]

i only eat kibble and dog treats on a daily basis

so

i cant judge!

well i lied, i have ramen too

the 50 cent kind

[ivory grail]

hehe I remember when I got my friend group to eat actually dog kibble

[fathom igloo]

I run. I eat healthy 95% of the time. Moderation is key, restricting foods you like only leads to later issues.

[bronze moat]

AMAZON AND WALMART!!

[lean hollow]

Hello i need help from you guys.. is there a way to cheat about money in game? like how come the player got 51k dollars in multiplayer game?

[bronze moat]

Amazon has booberry cereal for $9 a box

[ivory grail]

money is like 100% useless

[harsh vault]

this feels 2010 core

[fathom igloo]

Don’t do it; it comes out every year now and Sam’s club has the exclusive 4 pack with all of them every October lol

[lean hollow]

yes but in our server we use it as currency for business

[ivory grail]

then it probably admins that did that

do you have an ai shop?

they might have gotten it there or just from the banks

[lean hollow]

but I'm the admin and we do not have ai shop

Okiie sure sure 😄

[bronze moat]

Makes sense Sams club = walmart.

They likely own the rights

[fathom igloo]

Last year they also had fruit snacks of the monster mashup

[ivory grail]

I mean I founded 4k without the bank so it seems possible

[chrome jetty]

I find that cereal is to sugary

[vital marten]

Marshmallows…

[fathom igloo]

The fruit snacks are allegedly still on shelves; target has them listed as in stock lol

Leon are you annoyed with my food knowledge in genchat yet? lol

[harsh vault]

cambrie

what music do you listen to

[fathom igloo]

I’m all over the place lol

[harsh vault]

fav artists?

[fathom igloo]

Hmmm tate McRae, tiesto, Eminem, childish gambino, sabrina carpenter… that’s all I can think of right now… I used to be way more into it

[bronze moat]

When you have a mammonth tusk and she gives you that look

[fathom igloo]

Dove Cameron was my last downloaded artist lol

[onyx igloo]

cereal is overrated

[fathom igloo]

Prior was Alex Warren

[onyx igloo]

i like me a tamale for breakfast

that sounds good

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1352481171229118607/240dfc749680a70b0da185a19d542715.mp4?ex=67de2bbf&is=67dcda3f&hm=a44c3ada2beca71c7bbbe6e8a5ca14ad08569659d87c5e47333dd229f3a1231a&

Hons

[bronze moat]

Roxy will make you eggs and bacon

[smoky owl]

Hey guys may i ask which version is mostly used during multiplayer rn

[chrome jetty]

I’d hate to make eggs in that outfit, the oil splashing off the pan burns like a mf

[onyx igloo]

me at 11am remembering every single stupid action I've done in my entire existence on earth:

[stone nexus]

My dude, this ain't Minecraft

[smoky owl]

Is it the new build 42

[chrome jetty]

If only

[stone nexus]

There's only latest stable for multiplayer, or unstable for singleplayer

[onyx igloo]

i.. am steve

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-agree-concur-smile-zoom-gif-5790739

[smoky owl]

Ohhh ouk thanks

[bronze moat]

Yeah but cute. Cuteness is worth it

[harsh vault]

i cook eggs shirtless

you'll live

[gentle remnant]

ayo

[harsh vault]

dont ayo me

[onyx igloo]

I cook eggs completely naked

[gentle remnant]

😭

[onyx igloo]

because I'm a fucking menace

[gentle remnant]

you egg cooking maniacs

[onyx igloo]

I lied to catch your attention

HAHA

[gentle remnant]

I just crack open the egg and slurp up the insides like a drink 🙂

[onyx igloo]

I'm a villainous man

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1352474794033156096/IMG_5741.jpg?ex=67de25ce&is=67dcd44e&hm=7f5a0c1ffd3ad036b610879bd85ffa9877b6a94c48f36bb9fa2135d89b1bd78f&

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/coach-l4d2-cloth-physics-cloth-simulation-cooch-gif-27514848

[gentle remnant]

lying? In these sacred halls? For shame

[shell badger]

Coach, nooooooo

[onyx igloo]

you cannot shame the man who has parents who takes jokes seriously

[heavy ivy]

lying? im an excellent liar. see? its true

[onyx igloo]

h uh

interrobang

[onyx igloo]

eliz

[livid notch]

He's lowkey hot

[neat moat]

RRRRAAAAAHHH

[onyx igloo]

who

[livid notch]

Ellis

[onyx igloo]

im a minor

calling the authorities

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/ellis-l4d-l4d2-face-warp-gif-12314488

your a miner

you yearn for the mines

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/grin-evil-smirk-game-character-gif-16756831

[thin wedge]

go mine

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1343305989998379089/1352358677864255520/ezgif.com-resize.webp

I ate all the coal mb

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-as-a-child-i-yearned-for-the-mines-minecraft-movie-trailer-minecraft-movie-minecraft-movie-steve-gif-5432229507914005207

[livid notch]

Third time of being accused of it, god hates me

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/lonely-conquest-invincible-conquest-invincible-gif-1554453415906877965

[onyx igloo]

god doesn't but I do

[thin wedge]

What is conquest DOIN

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-stand-ready-for-my-arrival-gif-1552484032479568873

[onyx igloo]

conquest

[fathom igloo]

Oh Ellis is SeanM

[onyx igloo]

helo

[thin wedge]

he is defo not conquestng it

[thin wedge]

erm

that ellis

from l4d2

[neat moat]

"bad things happen to good people mark" 😭

[onyx igloo]

me elis

https://tenor.com/view/left4dead-death-gif-23896587

[fathom igloo]

Doesn’t matter he’s still SeanM

[onyx igloo]

no me elis

idoit

isopropyl

[fathom igloo]

Sir

[onyx igloo]

what

[fathom igloo]

Yeah cause that’s what you spell right

I do it

[onyx igloo]

whauh

[fathom igloo]

Sir

Calm down

Eat some fruit snacks

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1352486746637602879/164c5ea6876b4503635a74cf288f1a37.png?ex=67de30f0&is=67dcdf70&hm=b825e577b1cbc148d62a01b0d060c174b774965d662d0d69c838849f04c829ac&

iolty🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

is bot

[neat moat]

ok small foot

[fathom igloo]

Me me me more Cowboy than you.

[onyx igloo]

how dare you speak to me in such tones you gangrenous scoundrel

[neat moat]

street harlot

[onyx igloo]

you malevolent mongrel

[onyx igloo]

Mongrel autocorrected to mong relationship

whats a mong relationship

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-train-gif-15347229

[neat moat]

this is what ai was made for

[onyx igloo]

you soggy wet pringle

Pringle mashed potato.

[chrome jetty]

wtf is that gun

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/shit-idion-gif-18089221651859900713

[fathom igloo]

Idk do I look like ai to you?

[onyx igloo]

you do

[chrome jetty]

Yes, a poorly made one

😉

[onyx igloo]

me and jadods brains intertwined

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-meme-you-did-not-have-to-cut-me-off-gif-498898395089837096

[neat moat]

cancer feeding off eachother

[onyx igloo]

shut up aquamoron

[neat moat]

jdod ain't getting nuna this K 🙄 🖐️

[fathom igloo]

Bold coming from the guy who spells idiot wrong

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/i-said-watch-yo-tone-gif-23779961

[onyx igloo]

intentionally placed trap😎

[chrome jetty]

Calculated mistake

[fathom igloo]

Huh

[chrome jetty]

Bros playing 4D chess you wouldn’t understand

[onyx igloo]

I'm playing war

[fathom igloo]

It’s not a banned word so idk what you’re on about

[fathom igloo]

You’re playing with Toy Story characters

[onyx igloo]

your a banned word

[fathom igloo]

Oh you really got me there

[onyx igloo]

I did😎

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/your-honor-my-client-saul-goodman-gif-27467084

[fathom igloo]

It’s shiny to keep you occupied for the next hour

[chrome jetty]

Lmao

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/ultimate-skip-card-gif-22153138

[chrome jetty]

BROOOO AHAHAHA

[fathom igloo]

Jesus seizure inducing

[chrome jetty]

Cambrie there’s no recovering from that one

You gotta take the L

Bro pulled out the god card

[onyx igloo]

I like flat caps

[onyx igloo]

birds are cool

I like parrot

[wraith dust]

im playing pz multiplayer

[onyx igloo]

are you

[fathom igloo]

You have a lot in common with parrots

[wraith dust]

first time trying it low key

[onyx igloo]

You have alot in common with pigeons

[neat moat]

I recognize those wood floors your days are numbered

👁 👁

[fathom igloo]

Is it because I’m a secret government drone sent to spy on you?

[onyx igloo]

no, you just shit on cars.

[fathom igloo]

Literally never done that.

[neat moat]

the goverment be spying on kids now 🤨

[onyx igloo]

uh huh

[fathom igloo]

He’s a hazard and on every list

[onyx igloo]

I'm brave

[harsh vault]

alright boys

gals

i need your opinion

[bronze moat]

Uhhh.. they be spyin’ since the 60’s

[harsh vault]

bomb fallujah or gas it

[onyx igloo]

what about basketballs

[onyx igloo]

bom

[bronze moat]

Best I can do is 3/4 of a Roxy headpat

[harsh vault]

deal

[fathom igloo]

No it’s my money and I need cash now!

[neat moat]

I WANT HEADPAT

[onyx igloo]

too bad

[neat moat]

877 cash now

[onyx igloo]

I just drained your bank account

[fathom igloo]

I’m disappointed in you

[heavy ivy]

[bronze moat]

Roxy ALWAYS gives you head pats!

And Dino Nuggies.

Yer one of da bois

[fathom igloo]

How much did you get?

[onyx igloo]

30 cents

[neat moat]

bro acquired negative value 😭

bro got her credit card debt

[fathom igloo]

I don’t think you’re doing it right

[onyx igloo]

I added onto it

[bronze moat]

My paycheck drops in 3 hours.

In 5 hours HALF of it is spent.

Yay!

[onyx igloo]

Cambrie I committed check fraud on your account

[fathom igloo]

Goodluck with that one

[onyx igloo]

you have money but your playing man hunt irl now

[wraith dust]

i bought chicken nugets with it

[onyx igloo]

with the irs

[fathom igloo]

Huh

[onyx igloo]

Instead of minecraft youtubers

better get moving

[fathom igloo]

What are you saying

[onyx igloo]

You'll find out.

[glad pike]

you type a lot 😔

[fathom igloo]

Alright

[onyx igloo]

yeah i dont have much to do

[harsh vault]

everyone does!

[fathom igloo]

You can fight him. I’ll allow it.

[onyx igloo]

im charging up my "your mother" jokes

try me

[harsh vault]

be nice!

[fathom igloo]

Oh god, how corny.

[heavy ivy]

[harsh vault]

riley!

nuuuu

[onyx igloo]

You are exactly like my mother

Holy hell

[harsh vault]

sean

[onyx igloo]

what

[harsh vault]

cambries mom is probably the same age as your grandma

[fathom igloo]

Ok, go clean your room then go to bed.

[harsh vault]

people dont have clean rooms in 2025?

[onyx igloo]

I already did that already

[fathom igloo]

51?

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/nothinbutlag-justin-dino-nuggies-chicken-nuggets-when-mom-makes-dino-nuggets-gif-17694888

[heavy ivy]

teehee

[harsh vault]

maybe

[heavy ivy]

im evil indeed

[onyx igloo]

ma'am my mother was born in 1950

[harsh vault]

nuuu

riley

[fathom igloo]

Children usually do not

[harsh vault]

be nice!

[fathom igloo]

Your mother is 75?

[harsh vault]

i have little to no things special in my room, dont have much clutter

[chrome jetty]

I have crack

[onyx igloo]

Shit I ment grandmother

Apologies

[chrome jetty]

Lul

[glad pike]

I am comprehending all the information being sent

[onyx igloo]

I have a long cardboard tube

[fathom igloo]

Why? You don’t have to do that

[glad pike]

boredom 🥱

[onyx igloo]

Anyway

Uhh

[fathom igloo]

Goodnight heathens my show is on then bed.

[onyx igloo]

unstoppable object vs immovable object

I should probably sleep too

[heavy ivy]

being nice is borinngggg

[neat moat]

I think ur nice ember :3

[heavy ivy]

yey :D

[bronze moat]

Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb

[neat moat]

I also think ur equality boring!

:3

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/good-triumphs-cat-mrow-meow-idk-gif-13691899891700108231

[heavy ivy]

god i love spaceballs

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/ddf-mlg-wink-gif-15688443

[neat moat]

you don't give old lady

[bronze moat]

Space. Balls.

[rain mango]

Does the bandits mod work when hosting?

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/spaceballs-star-wars-darth-vader-gif-6016511

^me a tall vs You a smol

[harsh vault]

@fathom igloo you actually convinced me to organize my room more than it needed to

[neat moat]

floofie cleaning her room?

unheard of

[harsh vault]

wanna see ghoti

[neat moat]

sure

[harsh vault]

i will dm you

[neat moat]

Say it don't spray it pleck

[rose kestrel]

Hello. We are about to launch an all out attack on your houze. Sincerly, the Kudzu Vines of Kentucky.

[vague plover]

anyone know how to get rid of the door frames?

[neat moat]

get rid of them how?

[rain mango]

Any airdrop mods working for host?

[chrome jetty]

Sledge

[vague plover]

check out my post on #1019767076094758924

@chrome jetty

[chrome jetty]

Why

https://tenor.com/view/planet-of-the-apes-no-nope-not-pissed-gif-5366151

[vague plover]

you dont need a sledge

[karmic jetty]

[neat moat]

this is how I imagine zee

[vague plover]

can you disassemble the wire gates near farm lands?

[neat moat]

yes

[vague plover]

how?

its the gates that have post then wire for like 10 feet then another post

[neat moat]

you won't belive it

sledge

[vague plover]

lol stop lying

can someone actually help?

[neat moat]

told ya

[modern cloak]

what discord bots do people use to display server status and player count?

[neat moat]

#pz_b41_chat #pz_b42_chat

[rose kestrel]

Did they patch the backup screamer meta for MP yet?

[noble brook]

why do i always get the water shutoff before the power shutoff

[neat moat]

because zomboid hates it when a girl is winning

[livid notch]

With or without the water shutoff there is still plenty of water left in sink and bathtubs, so nothing too major

[neat moat]

light

actually nvm

[livid notch]

[bronze moat]

Because you did not, contribute adequately to the RNG gods.

Or your outfit choices were not cute enough

[noble brook]

it is beneficial to me

losing water is wayyyyyyyyyy less detrimental than losing power

[livid notch]

That's true

[noble brook]

once water shuts off, who cares, go find a big water cooler and you're set for two weeks

but power? now you can't boil water, cook raw food, refrigerate things, turn on lights, pump gas, among other things

[neat moat]

skill issue

[livid notch]

Cooking ain't much of an issue after power shuts off since campfire exists

[noble brook]

i will hurt you

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/reflc-invincible-oliver-conquest-conquest-invincible-gif-12335895125418942383

[livid notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092213297765429350/1302112171500638229/him.gif

No one harms my homie

https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/1019737819981283459

[neat moat]

ok is lurkr broken for everyone?

[iron egret]

Oh sorry I'll delete

[heavy ivy]

bot prolly down for a bit

[neat moat]

ember

how could you

my xp!

[harsh vault]

its not embers fault

[noble brook]

hmm i'm gonna move my base from my apartment to the rosewood fire department once i kill everyone in it

[harsh vault]

yes!

do that

[heavy ivy]

sorry i ated your exp ghoti

[harsh vault]

riley!

give it back

[harsh vault]

hai jamie

[toxic hawk]

Good morning

[harsh vault]

how was your sleep

[toxic hawk]

Excellent

[harsh vault]

gud

[rich finch]

[tall niche]

does anyone know any mods on where i can spawn in the woods with a campfire and tent? i wanna do a wilderness survival run

[candid tide]

violence is not the answer

violence is the question

and the answer is yes

[simple bear]

I love when people cancel plans and literally do not communicate it at all till you’re already there waiting on em

Happened today

2 hours wasted

[harsh vault]

shoulda used those 2 hours on drinking

keep chugging sailor

[simple bear]

Literally went out of my way to give this person free tutoring for their ASVAB after THEY requested it, drove down to a place NEAR them, and they only texted me once I was already there at the arranged time and waiting for em.

Bro scored a 27, I scored a 96. 31 is the minimum. 99 is the maximum.

[simple bear]

I am now

I gave in to my urges

6 shots vodka and some white claws that I stole

[harsh vault]

proud of you

[simple bear]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-vodka-chug-chugging-gif-5549744

[harsh vault]

drink and drive!

[simple bear]

I still have to go gym

[harsh vault]

aw

[simple bear]

but i will just go early tmrw morning

[harsh vault]

challenge a person to a race

i believe in you

[simple bear]

my car is older than me 🥀

[harsh vault]

street racing is fun!

try it!

[simple bear]

2004 ahh v6

https://tenor.com/view/mazda-mazda-speed-mps-mazda-speed6-mazda6mps-gif-15158204

[harsh vault]

thas fast enough

do it

no balls

[simple bear]

HELL NAW

its got 20 different issued wit it

shit will crumble into pieces

[harsh vault]

i bless your car

now go my speed racer

race till you drop!

[simple bear]

!!!!!!!

i wanna get a bike

[harsh vault]

damn

[loud pumice]

I just killed rellana 1st try in the dlc

1st of the 1st 1stness

https://tenor.com/view/excited-fan-cute-girl-cotton-candy-gif-5964407

[toxic hawk]

Took me 70 tries I think. Nice job nerd

[loud pumice]

I'm cracked

but fuck malenia still

I locked in

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-silly-cat-cat-locked-in-lock-tf-in-gif-12487162223602060140

[noble brook]

i have successfully moved all my crap to the rosewood fire department.

[harsh vault]

im proud of you!

[loud pumice]

I also 1st tried that one deathknight dude

and Yoda

and uhhh that one guts wanna be

granted my character is lvl 260+

[rose kestrel]

is melee PVP really so one sided?

[burnt kite]

yes

whoever pushes first is crowned victor

[rose kestrel]

turning off stun lock won't change anything?

[burnt kite]

you can do that?

[rose kestrel]

i believe so in sandbox rules

[burnt kite]

then maybe it will

[rose kestrel]

well at least for MP

[dense elm]

hello albert crackstein

spiffo stop fucking waving at me, wave at the guests

[rose kestrel]

Spiffo should appear as a schizo trait for build 42 and they will be there at random times to assist you against zomboids if your lucky but only fellow schizos can see Spiffo ingame

[dense elm]

damn

that could be a pretty good idea

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-dragon-guitar-bipbop-gif-26578220

[ruby river]

hi chat

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-eijivision-gif-6073182353830757804

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-gif-1604373818055948736

[frozen ember]

bluds copying dale

[burnt kite]

this place so dead frfr

[neat moat]

I mean it is a pz server 🙄

[heavy ivy]

the knox infection spreads

[neat moat]

this is why we use protection kids 👏

[heavy ivy]

exploding you with fire now

[livid notch]

[neat moat]

🤭 ** **

[frozen ember]

"Arma 3 is based on real world simulations"

Mfw they pullout this beast from like 2099

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/pz-project-zomboid-zombie-gif-27144332

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/rellana-twin-moon-knight-magic-moon-gif-7498685591622673940

i could be spending time with my glorious queen

[young kelp]

[toxic hawk]

but noooooo i gotta learn at which level a fractured vertebre causes a vegetatif state

[frozen ember]

que?

[livid notch]

Gotta do awaria

[toxic hawk]

i fall asleep at 21:00

can't

[burnt kite]

if only my parents used protection

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-ross-happy-accidents-joy-of-paint-painting-gif-13519668

[thin wedge]

dr freaky

[livid notch]

Literally me

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-absolute-freaky-freaky-gif-15348451184521176260

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/samuel-smile-reverse-reverse-metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-gif-21248744

[bronze moat]

PLAYING DONT SCREAM

If I make too much noise. I die.

Epic

[burnt kite]

if only they called me a happy little accident. For now, they just reffer to me as "The Accident"

[neat moat]

bet

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/burnice-burnice-zzz-burnice-white-white-zzz-gif-14594415061475613539

noise making

[young kelp]

I'm also planning to keep one of them alive

mainly cause his heart and liver were damaged so I can't harvest it in time

but nonetheless, he shall be used for surgery training

so other hearts won't be lost in the future

[burnt kite]

why is my arma 3 ui so big

[thin wedge]

Cause you got big hands son

Big boy needs big ui

[burnt kite]

[naive flicker]

Soft hands brother

[burnt kite]

i fixed it now

[icy vigil]

god of commerce pls save me from a potential scam

[naive flicker]

DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD

[neat moat]

shark about to lose their shit

nice knowing ya 🫡

[icy vigil]

i will fast for 3 days to appease the powers that be

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/so-cute-cat-kitten-kitty-cute-gif-17756977

must be a library

[naive flicker]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1107246175041634434.webp?size=96&animated=true

[pseudo fox]

What

[toxic hawk]

yeah he turns cannibal in the comics

eats them all

[icy vigil]

alternate timeline mark does

[toxic hawk]

yeah

thats what i said

[icy vigil]

no u didnt

in fact i dont care if you're right

if youre against me you're wrong

[toxic hawk]

i'm always against you, i object to every electron in every atom that serves to sustain your existence

[icy vigil]

L existence

[toxic hawk]

yes, your existence is an L one indeed

[livid notch]

What the

[harsh vault]

hai chat!

[gilded bridge]

Hewwo

[harsh vault]

ooo

haiiii :3

new person i hasnt met

shark!

cut it out

[icy vigil]

WHERE !?

[harsh vault]

grrr

[gilded bridge]

Stop spamming reactions

[harsh vault]

he always does it

[icy vigil]

hmmm

[harsh vault]

shark ima complain about your voice again

dont make me do it

[icy vigil]

what voice

[harsh vault]

your voice!

[icy vigil]

i think you met the wrong shark

i never talk

and never will on this account

[harsh vault]

ah

apologies

anyways

where is new floof fren

[gilded bridge]

There aren't enough rules on this server tbh

[harsh vault]

what do you means?

[burnt kite]

henlo refrigerated floofbearer

[harsh vault]

i not refrigerator

i floofie

[icy vigil]

that's what a refrigerator would say

[harsh vault]

crusader!

[gilded bridge]

The rules are too vague and don't cover enough