#general_chat
clear compass
plush cobalt
Yes. And?
floral fiber
clear compass
Therefore I’m right
I thought you were Jadod?
plush cobalt
Therefore I’m right
No sorry I've decided I'm right
onyx igloo
i cant stop laughing at this guy unironically saying "christian friendly male"
why is this funny
chrome jetty
I thought you were Jadod?
No I’m just a racist (jk pls no ban)
plush cobalt
i cant stop laughing at this guy unironically saying "christian friendly male"
What does that phrase mean
clear compass
No I’m just a racist (jk pls no ban)
floral fiber
I thought you were Jadod?
What if jadod isn't real
chrome jetty
No sorry I've decided I'm right
Someone who is mentally unstable is always incorrect when deam it so
floral fiber
plush cobalt
Someone who is mentally unstable is always incorrect when deam it so
Minor spelling error. I win.
clear compass
What if jadod isn't real
Maybe the real Jadod was the friends we made along the way
chrome jetty
Minor spelling error. I win.
chrome jetty
Maybe the real Jadod was the friends we made along the way
Liar
clear compass
https://tenor.com/view/vsauce-michael-here-where-are-your-fingers-michael-steven...
I DON'T KNOW, MICHAEL.
floral fiber
Maybe the real Jadod was the friends we made along the way
Nah jadod ain't no friend
chrome jetty
I like shotgun
floral fiber
I DON'T KNOW, MICHAEL.
onyx igloo
Hello Jadod
plush cobalt
Michaelwave
onyx igloo
I am dying Jadod.
chrome jetty
I am dying Jadod.
Add me to ur will
onyx igloo
They pierced my kidney Jadod.
chrome jetty
I have 2 dollars.
I’ll take it
clear compass
Aw right.
clear compass
onyx igloo
back to dying
plush cobalt
They pierced my kidney Jadod.
Better get some sick jewelry for that
chrome jetty
back to dying
Enjoy!!
onyx igloo
AUHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
chrome jetty
(Bro stepped on Lego)
clear compass
...did my discord just die?
onyx igloo
i killed your discord
chrome jetty
...did my discord just die?
No, @onyx igloo did
plush cobalt
https://tenor.com/view/michael-myers-halloween-gif-12220316790489067035
I don't want to point any fingers but I think Mix is the killer
floral fiber
...did my discord just die?
chrome jetty
Wow
chrome jetty
Mix why did you do it
plush cobalt
Sorry what I meant to say was Jadod is the killer
floral fiber
Jadod wanted the 2nd £
plush cobalt
The motive is clear
chrome jetty
The motive is clear
chrome jetty
Yes
clear compass
Sorry what I meant to say was Jadod is the killer
Are you saying I'm incapable of murder?
floral fiber
Are you saying I'm incapable of murder?
onyx igloo
i have general electric machine gun
washing machine combo
plush cobalt
Are you saying I'm incapable of murder?
Look I'm just trying not to get murdered, I have plans this week
floral fiber
chrome jetty
Look I'm just trying not to get murdered, I have plans this week
I am, I don’t wanna go to school tmr
clear compass
Look I'm just trying not to get murdered, I have plans this week
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry I had no idea.
loud pumice
floral fiber
I gotta wake up at 5:30
3:20 am baby
chrome jetty
3:20 am baby
It’s 11:20 for me
plush cobalt
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry I had no idea.
No worries at all; if we could reschedule to next week murdering me would be totally fine
chrome jetty
No worries at all; if we could reschedule to next week murdering me would be tot...
Put me on thevwill
clear compass
No worries at all; if we could reschedule to next week murdering me would be tot...
Nah, you're too precious and un-stabbable
chrome jetty
Gimme all ur stuff
plush cobalt
Put me on thevwill
Jadod gets one shoe
chrome jetty
Hell ya
floral fiber
Nah, you're too precious and un-stabbable
But omar has 2 free kidneys to take
plush cobalt
Nah, you're too precious and un-stabbable
I'm so stabbable
chrome jetty
But omar has 2 free kidneys to take
Wait .. free?
plush cobalt
They were free for a limited time
chrome jetty
They were free for a limited time
When does it expire
plush cobalt
It already has expired you should've responded to the ad
clear compass
You know, the government doesn't want you to know this, but the ducks at the park are free. You can just take them.
plush cobalt
We'll run another sale in the future
floral fiber
You know, the government doesn't want you to know this, but the ducks at the par...
That is why I have 20 ducks
keen sun
dead in the middle of little italy little did we know that we riddled to middleman who didnt do diddly
chrome jetty
You know, the government doesn't want you to know this, but the ducks at the par...
Can I use the wwe chair against Canadian geese
floral fiber
clear compass
Can I use the wwe chair against Canadian geese
DEAR GOD HE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR-
onyx igloo
You know, the government doesn't want you to know this, but the ducks at the par...
i have a flock of ducks
what now
clear compass
i have a flock of ducks
Profit $$$
chrome jetty
DEAR GOD HE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR-
I’ll take that as a yes, and that I will be provided a reward for each goose I kill
fathom igloo
There are two types of people when it comes to steel chairs… the wwe people and the boat dock people
keen sun
youre dead in the middle of little italy little did we know that we riddled to middleman who didnt do diddly
floral fiber
Big bird always comes back
chrome jetty
onyx igloo
wario
onyx igloo
is that you
chrome jetty
Cheater
chrome jetty
floral fiber
https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-22295199
half kettle
finger
clear compass
Seriously.
heavy ivy
i have no nails, only claws :3
onyx igloo
i have no nails, only claws :3
well how do you drink peach tea bottles
i cant live without peach tea
floral fiber
Seriously.
Nah just skin damage
heavy ivy
well how do you drink peach tea bottles
poke a hole in the bottle and drink from that
floral fiber
Just shotgun it
heavy ivy
yea
heavy ivy
punch a hole in the bottom side and chug it
onyx igloo
no no
floral fiber
^
heavy ivy
heresy
simple bear
caught u eating prawns with the pawns instead of eating cod with the squad
simple bear
yeah
simple bear
yeah
heavy ivy
linux is also free too :3
keen sun
broo ive been without it for years
onyx igloo
linus
karmic jetty
tech tips
onyx igloo
hamer
heavy ivy
explosion
last spoke
punch a hole in the bottom side and chug it
And a hole in the top too
bronze moat
anyone up for Red Ded, gonna get in game!
plush cobalt
If tractors ≈ happiness, does this mean to maximize one's happiness they would need to maximize the number of tractors in their possession?
If that's the case, would tractor manufacturers have the highest level of happiness? Or the warehouse owners, or perhaps farm supply store chain company presidents?
I would think that if we've figured out that the key to self-actualization is ownership of tractors then we'd try to make it a priority to get everyone a tractor
last spoke
If that's the case, would tractor manufacturers have the highest level of happin...
With the money from all the tractors they sell, they could buy so many tractors
chrome jetty
No
plush cobalt
But I suppose that's utopian
plush cobalt
With the money from all the tractors they sell, they could buy so many tractors
Oh my god that's so true
toxic relic
If tractors ≈ happiness, does this mean to maximize one's happiness they would n...
but is the happiness obtained from simply the ownership of this material machine or from the experiences it provides
is it sentimental or material
last spoke
Irrelevant. Tractor is roughly equal to happiness.
toxic relic
if so you only need 1 tractor
plush cobalt
If we're to take the text at face value, tractors are pretty much the same thing as happiness
Well, it does say tractors plural
One tractor? You sad fuck. Two? Now we're talking
toxic relic
does it mean tractors in the general sense or specifically multiple for one user
last spoke
How many units of tractor does one unit of happiness require?
toxic relic
you see how vague the text is
plush cobalt
does it mean tractors in the general sense or specifically multiple for one user
Actually now I'm not so sure
toxic relic
it just says tractor = happiness
plush cobalt
I think we can at least assume that ownership is all that's required
last spoke
you see how vague the text is
It's alright, this can be mathematically solved
And you're the math guy right
toxic relic
I think we can at least assume that ownership is all that's required
you cant
i am the math man
plush cobalt
How many units of tractor does one unit of happiness require?
But for this question, I now realize it was my assumption that happiness scales with tractors
toxic relic
and i say that the math cant work until the variables are defined
toxic relic
You can though, from the text. It's vague, but the material aspect is clear
not to me
how can you quantify happiness, and in this case, tractors
if tractors = happiness
doesnt that mean that tractor is an emotion
not just a thing
plush cobalt
Relevant assertions:
- Money can buy tractors
- [Tractors] is pretty much the same thing [as happiness]
plush cobalt
doesnt that mean that tractor is an emotion
Do you propose that this is a separate sense of tractors entirely that we're not considering?
toxic relic
yes
lilac quarry
tractors?
toxic relic
how can a material thing or a transaction equate to an emotion
toxic relic
does it mean that tractors are emotions?
plush cobalt
I find this unlikely. They would have clarified that it's a separate sense, since the reasonable reader would assume it's the material tractor
toxic relic
how would that work
plush cobalt
Maybe that's why it's pretty much the same thing
onyx igloo
I'm a tractor
lilac quarry
https://tenor.com/view/exhibition-driving-tricks-tractor-showoff-gif-16323764
that would make me happy to see
toxic relic
same
lilac quarry
otherwise tractors are useless
toxic relic
so, youre saying happiness is useless
lilac quarry
just get an ox
plush cobalt
Excuse you
lilac quarry
an ox would make me happier
toxic relic
Maybe that's why it's *pretty much* the same thing
can you quantify 'pretty much'
plush cobalt
can you quantify 'pretty much'
No more than the sign can
lilac quarry
imagine we go into an ox's house and started smoking
that's what using a tractor is like
plush cobalt
I'm okay with there being no math
lilac quarry
i need defined variables
nerd
toxic relic
imagine we go into an ox's house and started smoking
very relatable sentence
toxic relic
I'm okay with there being no math
alright then you figure it out, math man out
plush cobalt
We haven't even established that the happiness increases with tractors
plush cobalt
All I know is that there's some association
lilac quarry
toxic relic
plush cobalt
So true
toxic relic
why do you have the role colours in names
plush cobalt
What
toxic relic
plush cobalt
Why do you ask these things knowing you're using a different client
lilac quarry
why do you have the role colours in names
wym
toxic relic
im not even on a custom client
lilac quarry
baka
toxic relic
i have to update that
toxic relic
that's your setting lol
🤓 actually its in the accessibility settings 
plush cobalt
Why is the finger tickling the nerd
thin wedge
Hes edging it
lilac quarry
ok bill
thin wedge
Nerding it if you must
lilac quarry
solid snake more like solid toilet snake
polar kernel
god im so good at fortnite
toxic relic
Why is the finger tickling the nerd
im making him vulnerable to my psychic attack
thin wedge
More like metal gastrointestinal shutdown
toxic relic
leon is very ticklish
last spoke
and i say that the math cant work until the variables are defined
We need to run a control test.
We must and find how many tractors it takes for one person to feel happy. That will be our units of tractor to unit of happiness defined
toxic relic
thats assuming the quantity has anything to do with this
you need to isolate the variables and test them individually
last spoke
Which is why we run a control
lilac quarry
More like metal gastrointestinal shutdown
peristaltic rush
plush cobalt
god im so good at fortnite
Bots didn't know what hit 'em 🗣️
karmic jetty
this sounds like a question for irish tiktok
toxic relic
otherwise your methodology is fucked
karmic jetty
they all have tractors there
polar kernel
Bots didn't know what hit 'em 🗣️
those are real people unfortunately
last spoke
We give person one tractor. If they report happiness, then that's it, it's 1:1
lilac quarry
this sounds like a question for irish tiktok
ok booktok user
polar kernel
bots cant use some of those skins and also cant use the bat
plush cobalt
those are real people unfortunately
I already told you I paid Epic Games to only pair you with bots
polar kernel
i know my fortnite
toxic relic
We give person one tractor. If they report happiness, then that's it, it's 1:1
but is the happiness from the tractor
last spoke
However, if it takes multiple tractors, then our ratio will be different
toxic relic
you need to ask them this
plush cobalt
Test before and after, control group, big enough sample size
toxic relic
with a form to fill out
heavy ivy
my dad bought a shitty tractor and did wheelies around the yard on it
plush cobalt
Was he happy
last spoke
but is the happiness from the tractor
This is why we run a control
last spoke
It's part of the scientific method
toxic relic
hence why yyou use a form to ask them quesitons
toxic relic
It's part of the scientific method
i know mate
last spoke
Third time's the charm
toxic relic
but it doesnt address the issue
you still arent sure if theyre happy because of the tractor, hence you need another data point
a poll
hmm what would be better
poll or form
plush cobalt
I'm not sure this study would really get at the core question
toxic relic
which is?
plush cobalt
Tractors ≈ happiness differs from tractors -> happiness
Seems like this would be testing the latter
heavy ivy
toxic relic
how would one test for that
last spoke
Alright, first we can test if ownership is the condition.
We assemble a completely random group of people and simply purchase a tractor for each person in the test and assign ownership to each of those people. We do not tell them. Then take note of any changes in mood
plush cobalt
how would one test for that
Unfortunately I think that's where we'd get back into discussing what it means for tractors to be pretty much the same thing as happiness
toxic relic
plush cobalt
Maybe the study is fine & can just ask whether they feel something approximating happiness
last spoke
Maybe the study is fine & can just ask whether they feel something approximating...
No, we gotta be fucken weird about it
plush cobalt
Alright, first we can test if ownership is the condition.
We assemble a complete...
Interesting
I like the theory that even without knowledge of ownership it has an effect
last spoke
Alright, first we can test if ownership is the condition.
We assemble a complete...
After analysing any changes in mood, we can then purchase and assign a second tractor to everyone involved in the study.
I'd say we can repeat this process up to maybe 100 tractors per person. I feel like if ownership would be the condition, it would manifest well before that point
plush cobalt
We need to make sure they sign a waiver
last spoke
What part of we gotta be weird about it did you miss?
plush cobalt
I don't want to be legally responsible for euphoric mania caused by ownership of 100 tractors
last spoke
It's okay, innovation requires breaking things sometimes
toxic relic
I don't want to be legally responsible for euphoric mania caused by ownership of...
this made me laugh
but anyone involved would have to sign a legal agreement
last spoke
After analysing any changes in mood, we can then purchase and assign a second tr...
If this test yields no results. We move onto phase 2.
We will assemble an entirely new group of random participants and repeat the same process, however, this time the participants are made aware of their tractor ownership.
plush cobalt
Aperture Science is gonna be all over this
heavy ivy
but anyone involved would have to sign a legal agreement
if wanted to be ethical, yeah, but ehhhhhh
last spoke
And just to be thorough, we perform one last set of tests, but this time the participants actually gain access to their tractors
onyx igloo
I don't want to be legally responsible for euphoric mania caused by ownership of...
I need this euphoria
last spoke
This third test will be to determine if ownership is the condition, usage is the condition, or if both are taken into account, and if so, to what degree
plush cobalt
I need this euphoria
That is a dangerous amount of tractors sean mcgire
onyx igloo
That is a dangerous amount of tractors sean mcgire
I haven't had enough danger in my life
heavy ivy
What's the upper limit on tractors
plush cobalt
Only through testing can that be determined
heavy ivy
Does the euphoria points taper off over time, can we kill someone from brain happiness
last spoke
What's the upper limit on tractors
For our tests, we've set the upper limit at 100 for cost saving reasons.
thin wedge
I don't want to be legally responsible for euphoric mania caused by ownership of...
blyat traktor indeed
onyx igloo
What's the upper limit on tractors
The limit is what I want understand
last spoke
For our tests, we've set the upper limit at 100 for cost saving reasons.
However if our current tests yield results, we may get additional funding to push the theory further.
heavy ivy
Excellent
plush cobalt
I do not approve of this unethical human testing that Scarf is discussing (||but I will be involved behind the scenes||)
plush cobalt
Alright gn chat
Sleep well
last spoke
I don't see how any of this is unethical
heavy ivy
It's quite ethical, at least as far as the investors are informed
toxic relic
its not unethical
heavy ivy
our benefactors don't need to know every minute detail
plush cobalt
Unless we permanently give the study participants the tractors, they won't realistically be able to achieve that level of tractor-happiness again
We may be damaging them for life
toxic relic
thats only if the hypothesis is supported
last spoke
Of course they keep the tractors you doof. We're fully transferring ownership
plush cobalt
So potentially unethical
plush cobalt
Of course they keep the tractors you doof. We're fully transferring ownership
100 tractors for every participant, for life??
I figured ownership would be transferred back afterwards
Assuming a significant sample size that's a lot of tractors
last spoke
Assuming a significant sample size that's a lot of tractors
Eh, a hundred tractors, maybe 500-1000 participants, ain't too bad
toxic relic
even with a small sample size of 100 people thats still 10 000 tractors
plush cobalt
Where are we going to keep all these tractors
toxic relic
1 million tractors
last spoke
Where are we going to keep all these tractors
That's for the participants to figure out
plush cobalt
And the first hypothesis is correct
toxic relic
why arent we happy
plush cobalt
😨
last spoke
No, no.
A tractor is purchased and ownership is immediately transferred
The tractor is only in our possession for mere moments.
toxic relic
but that assumes ownership is the source of happiness
you cant know until you test it
last spoke
This is why we are running three individual tests
toxic relic
since regardless of legal ownership as a concept, you would still have the tractor
plush cobalt
What if simply purchasing a tractor is the source of tractor-happiness
toxic relic
does that not make you happy
can that not be extended to "what if purchasing makes you ha-i think we just reinvented consumerism and late stage capitalism
that shit dont work
heavy ivy
ok but what if we test for happiness outside of biological normal margins
just to see if we can provoke a response
plush cobalt
can that not be extended to "what if purchasing makes you ha-i think we just rei...
Oh no
toxic relic
just to see if we can provoke a response
this is what happens in the marketing department
heavy ivy
I'm not talking like "I won the lottery" happiness but more like rimworld Joywire happiness
toxic relic
did you take your joy today
plush cobalt
ok but what if we test for happiness outside of biological normal margins
If tractors ≈ happiness I wouldn't expect this, but if we're already being unethical I don't see why we wouldn't try
last spoke
What if simply purchasing a tractor is the source of tractor-happiness
Good point. We will have a third party conduct the purchase and transfer for us. We will also study this third party for any changes in mood.
heavy ivy
Have you considered buying a tractor to feel better stink
toxic relic
Have you considered buying a tractor to feel better stink
i dont need one
plush cobalt
Two, then?
plush cobalt
What if a friend gives you a tractor
heavy ivy
Would you like 15 free tractors
karmic jetty
would that equate to 20 grand
plush cobalt
How quickly he went from a collaborator to a test subject
toxic relic
im a man of words
half kettle
please purchase my lawn mower
last spoke
But yes. We will conduct three tests, each with a "sub test"
Ownership (Unaware)
Ownership (Aware)
Ownership (Utilisation)
The sub test will be to study our third party as they conduct the purchase and transfer of the tractors.
toxic relic
Do not resist
last spoke
How quickly he went from a collaborator to a test subject
Refusal to conduct scientific study will result in becoming scientific data
heavy ivy
Runaway engines son, they go faster the more you want them to stop
last spoke
Since he is aware of the study, I say he must be placed in group two
plush cobalt
It's too late. The era of the tractor-happiness is here.
last spoke
youve created a monster
You do know what Pokémon means right?
Literally Pocket Monster
heavy ivy
Sorry stink, but we're already monsters
last spoke
Why are you surprised?
stone nexus
Chat!
heavy ivy
Balls.
last spoke
Fish, would you like a tractor?
heavy ivy
Hi soup
toxic relic
balls.
stone nexus
bongar!!!
last spoke
Burger is nice, but have you considered a tractor?
plush cobalt
Mario burger
stone nexus
Burger is nice, but have you considered a tractor?
Mmmmnyes, a tractor would most certainly raise my happiness.
last spoke
Mmmmnyes, a tractor would most certainly raise my happiness.
Alright. You will be placed in group two of the test.
toxic relic
isnt it the same as "ah yes, adequate nourishment"
exactly what i require from my food place
plush cobalt
Maybe there's some implication
stone nexus
"Its enough food"
heavy ivy
perhaps tractors are consumed by valid subjects
plush cobalt
"Its enough food"
Do they mean enough [for everyone] or is it literally just what it says on the wrapper
toxic relic
hey what food you want bro
enough
last spoke
Oh yeah so we all agree broccoli is good right?
Y'wanna know how to make it even better?
toxic relic
not a tractor
plush cobalt
Buy our food. It's good enough I guess
stone nexus
Do they mean enough [for everyone] or is it literally just what it says on the w...
That's whats on the wrapper
I honestly never noticed
plush cobalt
I'm wondering whether it's meant to imply something more
But I feel like they'd just put it there if it were
toxic relic
i also saw the mario figure but the tagline was more eyecatching
stone nexus
It was a triple cheeseburger with bacon
So whatever it meant, kind of flew over my head
plush cobalt
I don't mean to alarm you but they only gave you one cheeseburger. Not three
toxic relic
I don't mean to alarm you but they only gave you one cheeseburger. Not three
that is very alarming
stone nexus
No no, I shown you one
toxic relic
ah theres more?
plush cobalt
Oh the others were already consumed, thank goodness
last spoke
ah theres more?
was
toxic relic
true
heavy ivy
consumed
stone nexus
All of them rest as a fine greasy paste in the insides of my belly
toxic relic
you must inform the audience/rest of the cast of this extra context, soup. the producers didnt show us your recap episode
last spoke
Actually I had the second one
stone nexus
So, yes, the borg did made me happy, and yes, I would enjoy more a tractor.
The borgii were delicious
heavy ivy
borgi!
plush cobalt
Research note, subject 1: tractors > good enough food
stone nexus
bongar!!!
@clear compass lookie, I had america's greatest, rember to have yours as well
heavy ivy
Blep
toxic relic
are burgers an american invention
plush cobalt
Apparently borgi is used to mean border collie corgi mix and they are so cute that it made me want to cry
warm atlas
Greetings gentleman
last spoke
are burgers an american invention
Killing you
toxic relic
does the origin even matter with how its place in culture has developed
plush cobalt
I believe hamburgers came from Hamburg so I don't think so
toxic relic
Greetings gentleman
stone nexus
Did I said borgi? no
fervent dome
guys who want to play
stone nexus
I said borgii
plush cobalt
guys who want to play
fervent dome
mb
plush cobalt
I said borgii
Borgi was said shortly thereafter
last spoke
But yes, hamburgers are literally named after their place of origin, Hamburg
warm atlas
https://tenor.com/view/good-afternoon-sir-hello-hi-there-butler-greetings-gif-16...
How goes it
stone nexus
Where hamburg, again?
toxic relic
last spoke
Germany
heavy ivy
Here in the states our biggest export is cultural appropriation
warm atlas
Here in the states our biggest export is cultural appropriation
Nah Its weapons
toxic relic
How goes it
im good man, did the last shit for a work thing earlier and now im chillin. hbu bro?
stone nexus
You can't eat those
warm atlas
I have bought many a gun from you guys
plush cobalt
I just looked it up and the dish isn't actually from there
stone nexus
I mean I know there was a musician who tried eating theirs
plush cobalt
Or at least isn't confirmed to be from Hamburg. Just the name of the dish
stone nexus
But that didn't go so well for him
warm atlas
im good man, did the last shit for a work thing earlier and now im chillin. hbu ...
Im chillin woke up 1 hour ago so morning fatigue
toxic relic
real
thats true that american accounts for 39% of weapons exports from 2017-2021
at least the ones on record
russia and france are the second and third respectively
heavy ivy
teehee
last spoke
Nah Its weapons
The DE .50 is literally manufactured in Israel despite being an American design
They import their own goddamn guns
stone nexus
They import their own goddamn guns
Gahblehss
toxic relic
weird question
plush cobalt
<@288127781383045121> where are you from
I haven't gotten this question in a while
Makes me miss Evelyn 😔
last spoke
russia and france are the second and third respectively
France confused me for a brief moment before I remembered that the FAMAS unfortunately exists
plush cobalt
Wherever you think I'm from, I am unfortunately not from there
plush cobalt
weird question
It's bc of my name
toxic relic
?
stone nexus
I'm proud of you, Holo!!
Point still stands, eat and hydrate, pretty please, thank you.
heavy ivy
french
last spoke
Wherever you think I'm from, I am unfortunately not from there
You're not from your birth place?
plush cobalt
You're not from your birth place?
No.
fervent dome
Wherever you think I'm from, I am unfortunately not from there
i was thinking your form ksa
stone nexus
Fr*nch!? 
fervent dome
i was thinking your form ksa
i am from ksa btw
plush cobalt
I am not
toxic relic
no one asks where im from based on my user 
plush cobalt
Fartass is a common American name
toxic relic
Omar is a common Arabic name, thus the question
alr but how does that lead to them asking where youre from
fervent dome
Or just curious
this
toxic relic
thats like if i asked a dude name john where he's from cause john is a very common british name
weird
last spoke
Omar, where am I from?
plush cobalt
I don't mind it lol, it's just always random when it's asked
half kettle
game got me feeling like
plush cobalt
Omar, where am I from?
The Internet
toxic relic
it is mate
heavy ivy
Blep
plush cobalt
They were plenty polite about it, I can think of worse random questions
toxic relic
someone asked me where the virus came from once
astral wadi
remember that time i was a (fake) temp mod for a minute before i got it taken away?
toxic relic
shrimply asian
stone nexus
remember that time i was a (fake) temp mod for a minute before i got it taken aw...
Sort of
plush cobalt
im not american
I know but people don't ask because there are many Americans here and it's a common American name
toxic relic
damn
astral wadi
Eat deez instead
astral wadi
i am not soup
stone nexus
Vore
astral wadi
yes that one is true
plush cobalt
Eating people is rude in my culture
warm atlas
yes that one is true
oh
toxic relic
warm atlas
you like that cannibalism
toxic relic
seems common
plush cobalt
It doesn't matter that it's a common American name
It matters that it's a common Arabic name
stone nexus
W-wait
stone nexus
There's 456 Omar (female)????
toxic relic
in the usa yeah
plush cobalt
I had a counselor named Omar who was a woman at one point
But that may have been a surname idr
smoky zephyr
you are second omar i meet online
plush cobalt
I phrased that so strangely
astral wadi
tbh omar looks like its from the middle east
plush cobalt
you are second omar i meet online
I will make sure the first goes quietly
plush cobalt
tbh omar looks like its from the middle east
The more common etymology of it is from Arabic
toxic relic
i know 3 omars irl
stone nexus
I had a counselor named Omar who was a woman at one point
pov 🏳️⚧️
toxic relic
are you gonna kill them as well
plush cobalt
pov 🏳️⚧️
I was going to edit after I realized how strangely I phrased it but I decided I'm too lazy
smoky zephyr
i dont know any omars irl but i know 5 mohammeds
astral wadi
mohammed is common asf
plush cobalt
I think I know 2
astral wadi
even jojo has a mohammad
smoky zephyr
way too common
toxic relic
i know 5 james'
astral wadi
avadol looking ass
warm atlas
I know one guy named Michael legit the most common name in the world
stone nexus
<:Trans_Boy_Kisser:1101144463444811906>
I am eating you
harsh vault
hai chat!
warm atlas
The emote summoned you
stone nexus
Nevermind I'm eating Floofer.
harsh vault
nuh uh
warm atlas
yes
harsh vault
dont eat me!
plush cobalt
I know one guy named Michael legit the most common name in the world
This message is very funny to me and I can't put into words why that's the case
smoky zephyr
vore?!
toxic relic
anyone named michael probably looks like 
heavy ivy
I am eating **you**
What
astral wadi
I know one guy named Michael legit the most common name in the world
michael is the long form of mike, which is the short form of micycle
astral wadi
tbh most religous names are common asf
toxic relic
omars name is jim
plush cobalt
michael is the long form of mike, which is the short form of micycle
That's just one etymology. Some Michaels come from microphone, ultimately from michaelphone
harsh vault
dont eat me!
last spoke
<:Trans_Boy_Kisser:1101144463444811906>
My dumbass forgot the Trans flag for a moment and was like why he sylv themed
astral wadi
micahel, gaberial, david, jesus
warm atlas
dont eat me!
Too late
smoky zephyr
michael is the long form of mike, which is the short form of micycle
which is long form of mice which is short form of micelium
harsh vault
aw
plush cobalt
omars name is jim
Misinformation
astral wadi
My dumbass forgot the Trans flag for a moment and was like why he sylv themed
this happened to me the other day
toxic relic
short for jimnasium because his parents were chronic misspellers
hence his penchant for linguistics
last spoke
Look, I am a Sylv, wha'd'want from me?
toxic relic
writing the wrongs of his family
plush cobalt
An act of vengeance
harsh vault
omar!
heavy ivy
My dumbass forgot the Trans flag for a moment and was like why he sylv themed
lmfao
I certainly understand
plush cobalt
Hi frosty
hardy muralBOT
toxic relic
and ive decided that omar isnt from czech
astral wadi
plunger looking ass
toxic relic
youre from macedonia
heavy ivy
I said nevermind, you're probably stinky.
Why am I stinky I shower on a regular basis
harsh vault
do you stink riley
warm atlas
plunger looking ass
yea yea we were all here
astral wadi
i wasnt here
plush cobalt
youre from macedonia
I fuck with eastern south slavic
stone nexus
Why am I stinky I shower on a regular basis
Wet dog smell
plush cobalt
I approve of this
stone nexus
That's what fluff gets you
harsh vault
riley isn't a dog?
toxic relic
fellow bulgarian
heavy ivy
Riley is a dragon, I am a sylveon
astral wadi
good night peeps
heavy ivy
wet cat more like
plush cobalt
good night peeps
Sleep well
harsh vault
true
astral wadi
i probably wont be back here in a couple of weeks till i randomly click on this server again
heavy ivy
That's what fluff gets you
Some sacrifices must be made
toxic relic
did you change your pfp
plush cobalt
That's Mochy from season 12
toxic relic
oh shit
harsh vault
what season did i come in
toxic relic
i wasnt on the cast yet
toxic relic
what season did i come in
season 7
plush cobalt
what season did i come in
Consult the wiki
harsh vault
damn
harsh vault
im ancient
toxic relic
its fine season 7 is classic
astral wadi
i was casted in season 16
mf we spoke a few times
toxic relic
i forgot u
plush cobalt
Ngl I don't remember you either but I vaguely remember the name
harsh vault
stink was probably drunk
stone nexus
Hey at least he's honest
astral wadi
here
heavy ivy
Floof is in one of the nicer seasons
tall glen
Drunk is probably Stink
plush cobalt
And I think I remember the situation you mentioned when you were given a fake mod role
toxic relic
ive only been drunk on here once
last spoke
The only thing familiar about you is the pfp decoration, and even then, many people use that one
stone nexus
ive only been drunk on here once
That's one time not enough
toxic relic
mf we spoke a few times
ah shit dawg, you got the toilet seat licker role
i remember now
warm atlas
Ima be real I'm probably the most forgettable person here
harsh vault
Floof is in one of the nicer seasons
im the nicest of all time!
tall glen
I am the nichest of all time
last spoke
Ima be real I'm probably the most forgettable person here
I already forgot about you! Twice!
plush cobalt
Ima be real I'm probably the most forgettable person here
I've certainly seen you more than once in the past two week period
astral wadi
i did change my pfp for christmas
toxic relic
Ima be real I'm probably the most forgettable person here
you need a gimmick
plush cobalt
If that means anything to you
toxic relic
this is degen, we're the wwe of the server
warm atlas
I already forgot about you! Twice!
Exactly
tall glen
Solaris, no you forgot about me
toxic relic
you need a gimmick to catch the crowds eye
oblique stream
Howdy #general_chat
warm atlas
Who are you?
Damn
harsh vault
what is omars gimmick
plush cobalt
Howdy <#986948930740813864>
Take sharpgolden, for example. Their gimmick is clear
tall glen
whats my gimick?
astral wadi
omar is 0% chocolate
plush cobalt
Go on, sharpgolden, explain to sir solaris
warm atlas
My gimmick is I give advice
astral wadi
mf aint edible
toxic relic
whats my gimick?
harsh vault
My gimmick is I give advice
thats my gimmick
tall glen
ah thats it
oblique stream
Take sharpgolden, for example. Their gimmick is clear
Whats my gimmick
warm atlas
thats my gimmick
not anymore
heavy ivy
im the nicest of all time!
petpetpet
plush cobalt
Whats my gimmick
Classic sharpgolden
warm atlas
I have it now
harsh vault
w<
oblique stream
harsh vault
okay plungie
tall glen
My gimick
merry lake
Is it normal to find like 7 axes in rosewood fire department?
toxic relic
'i give advice' is about as common a gimmick as 'furry'
tall glen
it is a fire department
tall glen
they use axes
oblique stream
Is it normal to find like 7 axes in rosewood fire department?
Rookie numbers
harsh vault
'i give advice' is about as common a gimmick as 'furry'
being a furry is NOT my gimmick, its just my thing
plush cobalt
I don't know what I'd say my gimmick is
last spoke
Do we have a gimmick?
heavy ivy
stink is a furry, i think it was ironic
toxic relic
being a furry is NOT my gimmick, its just my thing
ik im just using wrestling terms
tall glen
yeah you are right
harsh vault
oh
toxic relic
yeah im a furry
warm atlas
being a furry is NOT my gimmick, its just my thing
Its a package deal
tall glen
here's my gimick
plush cobalt
I'm a complex character with no character growth
harsh vault
stink what could possibly be my gimmick
merry lake
Also the neighborhood i chose to set up base must be living in the prohibition era
toxic relic
thats your gimmick
warm atlas
stink what could possibly be my gimmick
You like pets
harsh vault
because everyone has to be nice!
heavy ivy
I'm a complex character with no character growth
Had really good setup in season 2 but the producers forgot about you
merry lake
Because they have no alchohol or beer in the kitchens whatsoever
heavy ivy
Sad day
plush cobalt
Had really good setup in season 2 but the producers forgot about you
They keep me around for familiarity
oblique stream
yeah im a furry
U stink man
toxic relic
I'm a complex character with no character growth
maybe youll get internet virality and theyll give you more screen time
toxic relic
U stink man
i do bro
last spoke
@split bane Does Maki want pets?
plush cobalt
maybe youll get internet virality and theyll give you more screen time
One of these days
harsh vault
They keep me around for familiarity
they keep you in so people dont question where the old cast went
stone nexus
Balls.
last spoke
They keep me around for familiarity
Nostalgia bait
warm atlas
<@479274013294592000> Does Maki want pets?
I would expect them to like pets
heavy ivy
Balls.
plush cobalt
Nostalgia bait
Oh god
toxic relic
dw omar, the OG fans fw you
tacit meadow
Stink whats my gimmick
plush cobalt
I don't think I'm ancient enough to be nostalgia bait tbh
harsh vault
i fw you omar
plush cobalt
Maybe for genchat but not the server overall
plush cobalt
i fw you omar
You forgot the w
harsh vault
i know
tacit meadow
You forgot the w
Not forgottwn
harsh vault
omar shush
warm atlas
My secondary gimmick is the power of the bible
harsh vault
thats not a gimmick
plush cobalt
The Bible? From the Bible?
harsh vault
thats a tradition
harsh vault
yay!
last spoke
Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people
warm atlas
*The* Bible? From the Bible?
Yes
tacit meadow
https://tenor.com/view/crazy-turnt-gif-5938408
But he looks like his on drugs...and his old
toxic relic
and
tacit meadow
Im neither
harsh vault
assasylum is on drugs and old
plush cobalt
I feel like new profiles is at least one of your gimmicks
warm atlas
Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people
Wouldn't say that but if that's how you see it that's fine
stone nexus
Ass asylum?
toxic relic
*The* Bible? From the Bible?
harsh vault
Ass asylum?
ass i fw it
heavy ivy
Blep
harsh vault
(thats a lie)
warm atlas
Is that a actual book
last spoke
ass i fw it
Same
toxic relic
yessir
plush cobalt
Leave this in a hotel bedside table
toxic relic
its a comic
harsh vault
i do not fw ass
last spoke
Boring
stone nexus
ass i fw it
You... what!?
tacit meadow
That looks like itd make a sick sidescroller
harsh vault
call me boring all you want mrp
toxic relic
real
warm atlas
Gentleman I have a question
plush cobalt
What if I'm not gentle
harsh vault
looks like i cant answer
tacit meadow
What if im not man
harsh vault
im not a man
toxic relic
Gentleman I have a question
what is it bro
oblique stream
Gentleman I have a question
Im not gentle man
warm atlas
Do we praise the sun (Based) Or do we join the chaos covenant (Cringe)
stone nexus
What if I am not
plush cobalt
I reserve my praise for myself and those who need a little extra praise in their life
toxic relic
but i still fw chaos covenant
tacit meadow
Neither
stone nexus
I praise the dogger
harsh vault
sir solaris the typa guy to rage quit doing the ds3 tutorial boss
stone nexus
For him I rawdog all content
warm atlas
sir solaris the typa guy to rage quit doing the ds3 tutorial boss
Nah
Gundyre is easy as shit
oblique stream
Do we praise the sun (Based) Or do we join the chaos covenant (Cringe)
You're cringe
warm atlas
Parry
silver plank
100%ing dark souls 3 is easier than dark souls 1
warm atlas
Thats it
plush cobalt
You're cringe<:unhappy:721361533636182047>
Cringe is the future
tacit meadow
For him I rawdog all content
Dont rawdog my contents
warm atlas
100%ing dark souls 3 is easier than dark souls 1
Yea because knights honor exists
stone nexus
Dont rawdog my contents
I will rawdog your contents 🗣️
heavy ivy
Mreow
silver plank
i think its just because ds1 has more achievements
tacit meadow
100%ing dark souls 3 is easier than dark souls 1
U reckon? I feel like that intro boss in ds3 alone is stronger than like 3 quarters of the ds1 roster
warm atlas
You're cringe<:unhappy:721361533636182047>
Your a chaos simp I am a sun bro
I am just better
silver plank
I feel like DS 1 is harder than DS 3
tacit meadow
I heavily disagree, could be an experience thing tho
last spoke
call me boring all you want mrp
🟣Mrp didn't say anything... but sure... Boring?
warm atlas
Ds1 is easy as shit
silver plank
Just because DS1 your character is less agile
tacit meadow
Ds1 is just walk circles around ur enemies or parry
stone nexus
Remind me
plush cobalt
Checkers is harder than both of these easy baby games
oblique stream
Your a chaos simp I am a sun bro
No, I am a gigachad chaos enjoyer, ur a Sun fan
stone nexus
In which game do you fight less with the movement system
toxic relic
man have you played checkers against that old guy that sits at the corner
bro knows the secrets of the universe
silver plank
I think DS1 being so clunky so you just have to cheese it
tacit meadow
Is checkers solved?
toxic relic
and he's wise enough to keep that shit to himself
plush cobalt
man have you played checkers against that old guy that sits at the corner
Once you've 100%'d that guy, that's when you're a real gamer
silver plank
if you control an agile character I think its more fun but also a bit easier
tacit meadow
It feels like a very solvable game
toxic relic
Is checkers solved?
yes
oblique stream
Is checkers solved?
No
plush cobalt
It's certainly not as straightforward to play an optimal game
toxic relic
neither
plush cobalt
Draw
toxic relic
its a weak solve
oblique stream
I do
tacit meadow
Lame
oblique stream
I always win
silver plank
what are you guys even saying
toxic relic
DOI:10.1126/science.1144079
tacit meadow
I genuinely dont think iv ever lost a game of checkers
oblique stream
I only loose at The Game
tacit meadow
I only loose at The Game
Fuck you
toxic relic
what are you guys even saying
silver plank
loose
oblique stream
Dang it
plush cobalt
On a totally unrelated note... anyone want to play a game of tic tac toe but if I win or we draw you give me $10 and if you win I give you $20
last spoke
Remember, Pokémon platinum is a solved game
tacit meadow
On a totally unrelated note... anyone want to play a game of tic tac toe but if ...
Sure. Ill go first
last spoke
There is a set of inputs that will win the game, regardless of time of day and seed
tacit meadow
Is tic tac toe naughts and crosses?
plush cobalt
Yeah
ruby river
hi chat!
plush cobalt
Also leads to a draw
plush cobalt
I have used this knowledge
ruby river
They nuked Jade Cove
xd
plush cobalt
I will continue to do so
toxic relic
naughts and crosses is a better name
plush cobalt
The only winning move
tall glen
where the kid makes the AI play itself
plush cobalt
Is to kill your opponent
toxic relic
tic tac toe sounds like some cockney rhyming slang
tacit meadow
Tic tac toe feels like it has a third piece
toxic relic
Is to kill your opponent
what do you gain
tacit meadow
what do you gain
10 dollars
plush cobalt
Corpse
tall glen
everyone knows the goal is to kill your opponent a tenth of a millisecond before you are atomized
that means you won
tall glen
MRP is like a discount walmart bbq sauce
tall glen
I am sorry MRP, I took it too far
plush cobalt
Pretty good
Thanks
last spoke
MRP is like a discount walmart bbq sauce
🟣You're acting like Mrp's name is an acronym and not just his name
tall glen
I cant pronounce mrp
plush cobalt
OMAR doesn't know what you mean by that
tacit meadow
FROG ribbit
tall glen
Omar's not even real
harsh vault
hai chat!
last spoke
I cant pronounce mrp
🟣It's literally pronounced phonetically. It can't be that hard.
plush cobalt
Omar's not even real
I will be guest starring in your nightmare tonight
tacit meadow
The r is silent
tacit meadow
😦
tall glen
I had a dream last night I was eating fried chicken
tacit meadow
That wasnt very nice
tall glen
you wanna join?
last spoke
The r is silent
🟣If anything, the r is rolled
plush cobalt
That seems like points away from pronounced phonetically
tacit meadow
Have yall played wyrmspan
plush cobalt
I don't think /mr/ is a valid consonant cluster in English so I suppose it depends which language you're referring to
tacit meadow
I got it yesterday, and we devolved from calling then dragons to chickens... thats all i have to say abkut ur dream
last spoke
That seems like points away from pronounced phonetically
🟣Well more it can be and that would be acceptable.
But it really is just phonetically. Mrp's name is just Mrp.
plush cobalt
Phonetically doesn't mean much without clarification since we're speaking English & that wouldn't be a consonant cluster
plush cobalt
Erm just send the IPA 🤓
last spoke
🟣Mrp's name isn't English though.
plush cobalt
That would be the clarification
plush cobalt
Rolled rs aren't the problem here
tacit meadow
Idk what a gutteral g is
toxic relic
i know some accents do roll rs
toxic relic
Idk what a gutteral g is
german
tacit meadow
Im really bad at rolled rs tho
toxic relic
lol
tacit meadow
Yeh obviously
heavy ivy
Blep