#general_chat
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i cant get out of reverse
this guy gets it
wouldnt satans be a goat
lamb is a baby sheep but sheep are female no?
what
no
the lamb is literally symbolic of christ
sheep are just the name
ah
lol
the lamb specifically
It's not the same for cows?
no bro
it’s like how female foxes are called vixens
cow is just the name
No cow is a female and bulls are the males this I know
what
this bitch doesn’t know his farm animals
bull is uncastrated male, heifer is non pregnant female

cow is just the name
they’re both cows
Yeah well I didn't grow up with animals only plants
chat what shall i create now
rams are still sheep
ima ram you if you keep PESTERING me
rams are cool
oh shit my power Hot
HOT
HOR
HOT
in beamng?
hor
HOT

yes
sucker
hornse
use the 240 volvo looking thing
darniy
Homosexual behavior in sheep has been well documented and studied. The domestic sheep (Ovis aries) is the only species of mammal except for humans which exhibits exclusive homosexual behavior. "About 10% of rams (males) refuse to mate with ewes (females) but do readily mate with other rams." Thirty percent of all rams demonstrate at least some h...
honse
lmfao

AAAAAAA
i should put a diesel motor in a 1930s car yeah that seems cool
a lot of animal species do the gay
all of them
not all
why homophobic if animal do it
even insects
that’s been observed
u a broke bum matter of fact
we did it guys we solved homophobia
this is a suprise ngl
yeah, biologists say that "if we look for the gay, we find it" so
“homosexuality isn’t natural”
the humble penguin
Well when I think of insects I think of ants, mantis, flies
they kinda just do it and die
you’re an insect
real
drones mate with other drones?
i wanna be a female mantis
he hasnt died yet
dude i have a hammer now look
eat my mans head off
yessir
the no head in question
do they die afterwords as well?
no
what
actually wait
how?
let me re-read the research i found to see if they do die
wdym how
i’m looking for my penguin girlfriend
how do they mate or how do they not die
not die
After drones mate (at least with the female) they die shortly after the nuptial flight
real
if they mate with another drone... they'd don't die?
they’d don’t die
according to the biologists journal of 2018 🤓 
male flies have been observed performing mating rituals and copulating in so much as 30%+ of the sample.
i dont see anything conclusive about whether or not they die but i assume if they copulate then yeah 
u also need to specify the species youre yapping about
yeah?
d r o n e s
yeah but bees have drones too
ugh i’m gonna kill mr boyfriend
Tetramorium immigrans
i’m gonna bite his head off after sexy times
dave!
yes, but the only usocial insect we were talking about were ants
hai chat!
peoblem?
im back!
well, just like bees, ants have a different morphology
well EXCUSEEEE MEEEE PRINCESS
what did i come back to
hi flood
hai lily!
Male mantids have 2 brains! So girly can eat one and keep him alive just long enough.
Tasty neck meats
a beetle would destroy an ant in a fight
i want BOTH
hai dave!
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
slay
and agender in the case of bees
stink..
i like jellyfish
Hi back I'm dad
nuh uh
Yuh uh
off topic
imagine your parents being furries
this is my favorite video on the internet
that would be weird
my dad plays furry games
what kinda furry games

cooked
I am boi. bite = love. bite boi = love boi. Therefore I like bite
I'm talking specifically about the nuptial flights when the drones and founding queens fly, mate, then creat new colonies
hai ghoti!
hi
you guys are so autistic
im not autistic
Im not im going based off memory
If I was being autistic I'd pull up articles
why are we arguing over bugs
i’m going to eat uou
also this sounds like a specialised process but as i said ants have different morphology to us which means its all gay
Well I don't need to cite my sources because anyone worth a damn knows about nuptial flights, drones, and founding queens. The only thing I don't know specifics on are what happens to the drones after mating
who are you eating this time
we not arguing
everyone
be nice
im not going to be eatin
Idk if I'd call it all gay. I'm just surprised drones would mate with other drones as well. I mean I suppose it isn't impossible. Especially with when they're made in the thousands. But I wonder how that would work. Or why it would happen. And what happens to thr two drones after reproduction
its gay
i dont make the rules
im not
i dont think they need a reason either
The ants are all trans
woah
we have trans all the ants
exactly
Only rick astley does
they made ants woke
and he said he's never gonna give us up
we’re no strangers to loveee…
owned
ants use twitter
you know the rules
and SO DO III
he doesn’t say he makes the rules
just that he knows them
so
well
ants already live in a woke socitoy so it makes logical sense they'd self trans
bunch of redditors you guys
ok pokemon pfp
you’re really having trouble spelling huh
be nice!
youre noticing it now?
True
ho
Their leader is a queen
besh
its woke
i relate to meowth
thats not wokr
oh how i love matriarchal species
how is a monarchy woke
hyenas my love
its the opposite of woke
idunno ask omar
hyenas dont only have matriarchs
hyenas have like, flase penises or whatever they're called
oh my god you WHORE
kewl
@plush cobalt are ants woke
i dont praise monarchies
i made it
oh rlly
it’s not that SERIOUS
you wanna know how i got these scars
give me moment im gonna take a screenshot
i’m the joker bayyyybeeeee
old cars are ass

going on about rick astley and the joker and tries telling me he’s not a redditor
new ones aren't much better 
real
older cars are generally better than older cars in tons of aspects
I am a nerd. Exhibit order 66
(2 liter bottles for scale cause I have no bananna)
I've seen a couple on the road. I've been tempted...
its just as terrible to drive as you assume
yessir
atleast old ones have character
this is a fever dream of a vehicle and i love it
you people wouldn’t last a day without traction control and assisted steering
i dont know if i would
i have not driven much
assisted steering is exclusively for comfort but it gets annoying quick
car talk without me involved?
i dont like my steering being assisted
am insulted
not assisted i meant power steering
oh
sean
i bet you dont know the common knowledge of how a real car works!
a lot of modern features are just for comfort
i dont need to
you don’t NEED cruise control
yes you do
okay
you don’t need to understand the inner workings of a car to drive properly
lobotomy
you do not
correct
as an army mechanic, no you don’t
i just said that nerd
just like with your mom
ha
got em
a mechanic in the army
what did you work on
diesels mostly
hmmm
deployed or base rat
whats the latest version with multiplayer
damn
army mechanic
bro probably twerking on tiktok
you think he a barrack bunny
base rat, barrack bunny
god forbid i speak about my personal life in front of you degenerates
you’re all getting bombed next time the wars on
im the mortarman
you were a mechanic!
chips already on that
i’ll figure it out
chip isnt even in the military anymore

hey guys im e4 mafia im placing empty alcohol bottles on base
he's extending his contract
when?
.
smth about being too scared to look for a job
thats the reason why he did it last time
ngl I appreciate the thought that Beamdevs made the restomod chassis to fit the newer Gavril engine in it, but it certainly didn't fucking need a NEW chassis, and if it did, at LEAST make the suspension bearable to drive with
something something military last resort moni
what makes you say that
Kinda sad how it's hard for people to find a life outside the military
built in feature
i just wanted a cool car
not you
Its literally adult school+
oh
you are already broke sean
Oh are you one of those who blew their sign up bonus for that red truck?
saab 9000
you bought a saab
i like saab
the 2.3 t
plen
i wanna invest in a uaz patriot
yeah
is piece of shit
because they are reliable sean
Like, straight up, say what you want, but the military is straight up meet with "your class" for the next couple years, get to know them, work with them, do random bullshit your "teacher" (your instructor) wants you to do, do all well and go back home after a while (months, actually), get money in compensation to spend back at home.
yes
it has mind control juice in it!
i drink the water
nooo
IF you get deployed, that's a different can of worms
deployed is just fortnite
trust trust
I'm lobotomizing you
fish
Floofer
oorah
there is no point in joining the military anyways
there are no reasonable deployments
im right here
Nothing is reasonable in this day and age, Floofer
i got a cool desert storm jacket from my grandpa
no i am not
Its just money
i think thats cool
are you a reserve then?
i am at home
And by god, the military is such a hit or miss
are bases just flat sandy areas
national guard is more fun i heard
They aren't as desperate ig
no
You're mother.
She is.
The got soder
if I'm ever forced to go to the military I'd either go coast guard or air force
the ones that put me in the least danger basically
Space Force ftw
can't wait for space force and the space wars with China or something
new earth update just dropped
It's gonna be wild for sure.
My brother in christ, the chances might be low, but are never zero.
Hope we have different colored lasers 'n shit by then
Get a proper fucking job.
if you cant try do to die in a cool way in the military
I said if I'm FORCED to, like drafted
That is not forced
You got in the military by yourself
You know there is a chance to get drafted
you can refuse but you might get put in jail for a bit
They also don't allow you to get back in under uhhhh
Treason? No
Traitorous acts?
I forgor
up to 5 years and or a fine of up to 250k
Yeah, for the US its a big deal
Noone wants to work with someone with a "Giant pussy" tag signed on their CV by the military
yes that seems very military
Yet the President himself is a draft dodger 🤔
In love, war, and politics, all goes.
you get eviscerated if you speak of politics
star wars
Matriarchal. Woke
Lasers.
it would look so fucking goofy
maybe the good ones hopefully
no clue what we'd be fighting over, not really like there's anything
how is any leadership hierarchy woke
youre wrong omar
i suppose we could be fighting for more space
hahhhhh
space geography
theres already legal wars
The unspoken context is woke as defined by woke content detector
since the 1960s
Thus, matriarchy → woke
theres been legal battles btw countries over space geography
maybe like there's a bomb in space that will explode all the people somewhere or something and we must defuse it
belgium stealing the congos space land
Satellites make the world go round nowadays. Whoevers running that shit up there, controls what's happening down here
insane shit
i recommend geopolotik [book + theory ] if you wanna know
the woke content detector is flawed

zombie apocalypse probably not
im not sure how it works
i think it would be
Thank you Sergeant Evident 🫡
if all the satellites around the globe suddenly fell then there would be a danger
well the moon wouldn't fall out the sky
fuck thin skinned i just got bit on my hand 😭
but i thought satellites were different for some reason

only way itd happen i think is if something changes with the earth itself
i praise myself on being the man that points out the obvious

Erm actually we cannot pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars—stars are not in the sky
Hi everyone, good evening! Hope you're all doing well.
Can you help me? I'm hosting a Project Zomboid server (not a dedicated server, just a hosted game to play with friends). However, after some time playing, I experience severe FPS drops from 120 FPS down to 10-15 FPS.
I suspect this might be due to the number of zombies, but given my PC configuration, I don't think this should be happening:
CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7900X (12 cores / 24 threads, ~4.7GHz)
RAM: 64GB
GPU: NVIDIA RTX 4090 (24GB VRAM)
Monitor: LG UltraWide (2560x1080, 59Hz)
OS: Windows 11 Pro 64-bit (Build 26100)
Server running ~50 mods
Has anyone encountered this issue before? Any suggestions on how to optimize performance in this scenario?
Thanks in advance for your help!
mor ram for server, keep your game at 1080p
also this
i saw beard in the pz steamladder
borrie
grown man
brown-eyed mullet
yes and
i point and laugh
uh- yes they are?
the sky circles the earth
#general_chat message forward all complaints to fartass
does anyone have any build 41 server codes
Bro doesn't know
man i was that 13 boy with the dinosaur and astronomy books
i know
not on a real academic level but at least basic shit
ghoti is naskos alt
truu
also i surprisingly didnt have a huge hangover today
even tho ive been drunk most of the weekend
the main character of hotline miami is dick the cock
maybe im just cracked
it's Monday for you stink?
yessir
it's still Sunday here 😎
You could free yourselves from the constraints of the Gregorian calendar
dick the cock
Today is today
idk who the fuck gregory is but its on sight for that dude
free yourself from the constraints of the employment
who will save us 
commit theft
Certainly not a dead pope
its not theft its advanced consumerism
How do I throw a Molotov? I thought it was press attack when in combat stance and have it equipped in primary. It didn't work and so I thought uh oh maybe it needs to be lit first but that didn't work right click didn't have an option to light and I have a lighter on me.
Idk I was trying to loot the police station in Riverside by the gas station before I go set up base in the fishing store but gosh dam that's a lot of zombies I drove down the road when I got away and then drove back and hoped out of the car to use the Molotov and didn't work.
they dont need all that green paper right
chat how did I walk in zomboid?
need to wipe my ass somehow
I haven't used molotovs in a long ass time but try equipping the lighter in your offhand. Also, you'll have better luck with PZ questions in #pz_b42_chat or #pz_b41_chat
wuts all this then
The chats not very active.

shoot nuhht
The latter is less active than the b42 one
oi, bruv, im just out at the pub with a pint and an english
I don't run b42.
Okay well regardless this is genchat & you may not get an answer at all here lol, just saying for future reference
make sure the lighter has full gas

gasoline 🗣️
Is otag an initialism
no
What does it mean other than being the name of the emote
yes
It does not mean yes
its like putting lmao after saying something insane
I see
urban dictionary also says its an insult
I'm curious as to the source of this (ik it's Twitch, but I mean beyond that)
dr word doesn't like this word
Apparently it is a BetterTTV emote
it is

bro was snapped

stink you know A Foreign Man in a Foreign Land?
https://youtu.be/aBIkdl8Uyj8?t=6 plang tong dies to death
happy march 14th guys
ai sponge
march 14: the day krabs fries
#ai
#aisponge
#spongebob
otag is gato backwards, Omar
yessir
otag
If you weren't so Omar you'd have discovered it lmfao
Typically I do see stuff like that, but I am not a Spanish speaker so it wasn't in mind

cat?
It is a cat
gatito
anyone know where my 4 chickens went? have food and water and zone. could they run back to the old zone?
yeah but
Did you check across the road
whats the relevance
I thought you were ecuadorian????
There are other memes with cats in Spanish
omar is equestrian??
I assume this cat was one of them
I have no idea how you came to this conclusion
No, he does not bear the power of friendship
omar is from libya or slovakia
whAT
Based on looks alone which one catches your fancy
wait ive seen this before
what is that
Fields of Mistria
hayden
march
why did you ask then
or maybe adeline
I do like him but I don't think I'll go for him
prolly cheaper than actual eg 🦅
stardew type game
ah
is it the extreme graphics sex
That part is unique
the grind is not for me
Fair, not for everyone
im not a fan of life sim farming shit
yes but you get more with the gummy worms
Give me some now
I have never seen this before in my life
liar
???
omar is a chav
Real
the 1942 buick roadmaster
thats the answer dummy
Ohhhh
tupid
“???”
Which one though

The one named “???”
What's going on in here?
But two are named ???
omar asking us which character to romance
We are choosing my wife
in the graphic farm sim game
Tomfoolery.
The one that looks better obv
I'm not asking which to romance, I'm just curious what chat chooses
turkey sandwich
I will pick what I'll pick regardless
its funny cause there is a graphic farm sim game
Society doesn't want you to know that. You get more with the gummy worms
Dare I ask, shenanigans??
|| 👌 gottem. ||
its a psy op
The browning automatic in question
name
Stardew Valley?
so what if its gay
Idk I'm surrounded by zombies on online world I host so I can't just pause. I have NEVER seen more zombies in my life going up and down from the police station to the fishing store and back again. I am basically 100% sure this mostly good condition car will give way if I use it to kill the zombies, I did one run into the hoard and oh oh no, it turned off and I thought that was the end but I restarted it.
I wanted to loot the police station and the alarm went off. Should I just drive away lay low and wait it out? I'm on survival mode and granted I normally play builder but still. How do I kill them or do I need to leave? If I leave they will disperse? Where is close but not to close to lay low?
ill say it in the place
Ok
If you leave, they will disperse after a few days.
In reality, on survival, you're not really supposed to take fights directly.
sure are alot of taxis
I'm suddenly reminded of the Swingset of Death compilations.
back in ma day ur gta mc cant swim 👴
How far do I need to leave? Where do I go? My base location is compromised? But also its an open field, can I just Molotov them I was going to look them, I saw an axe and military backpack the only thing that carries more then the satchel and duffle I have now and axe and fire officer help. They just keep coming though where do I go to lay low my strategy is use car to kill hoard at first but car so broken now from bug hoard.
Jesus so much text 
where tldr
I need someone to hop in a game and help me out. Help me learn things.
I'm at work, so sorry.
I'm also certain B42 does not have multiplayer.
Sorry ADGD ramble and my brain says oh long text hurts don't want to shorten. I am trying to get better with it.
GET BACK TO WORK!
I am working, you dork.
I don't play b42 yet. I think some mods I use don't support it and I don't want to relearn things.
Maybe we plan a time for another time?
If not its fine you don't have to help just text support is nice already.
I'm sure plenty of people in #1019737819981283459 would be willing to help
...Maybe? I'll be real, I'm not quite sure who you are.
Thank you, Omar. 
As in?
Omar giveth, Omar taketh away

I've never met you before, and as an introvert playing an intensive game with someone I've never met makes me just hemorrhage energy.
To keep things in balance, I have decided to take away Saturn
An acceptable sacrifice
WAIT NO-

I should describe any behavior that saps my desire to cohabitate with someone as bleeding energy, thank you for this beautiful wording
you have a sticker and everything
Hehehehe I remember this
It is too late 🙏
is your picture something you’ve drawn or is that a character from something
-100 compression
I threw money at a friend who needed money and this was the result.
what if i stretch mix until they look like a strip of bacon with mix coloring
Do not the Mix.
I threw a hammer at someone who needed a hammer and then I got charged with assault
Mix shall not be mixed
Sorry to hear that, I'm introverted to but I'm to addicted to this game and I need to improve somehow.
We don't have to log in together. Just help me get away from this hoard and find a way to get back there later? I'm just past the police station off the road in the grass. My car is damaged now, how far do I drive away, where do I lay low and how much do I wait before going back?
I'm assuming Muldraugh?
dewit
It's quiet-ish so far, which is nice.
I just got off work
for now
Prolly gonna do some of my silly little Gacha game shit soonish.
How are you, Jadod?
Riverside. I finally got a car and things were doing better took me forever and 2-3 lacerations and 1-2 scratches later it was such a close call to.
Then I go to the police station and shit alarm. I drive away and say, hmm I should try and kill them I want the bullet proof vests and nightsticks. Drove back and then away again and almost lost the car driving away again realizing how many zombies there are it turned off hitting the hoard and took a few tries to restart.
Thy shall go to sleep.
What’s a Gacha game?
I hope work was pleasant.
im inhaling flavor blasted goldfish
Been better been worse tbh. Gonna try to get my life together once I graduate this April
It wasn’t to bad, got to work in my preferred area so that’s always nice
Congratulations on imminent graduation
Okay. Hide out in the gated community to the south for around 2-3 days. Enemies should slowly disperse over time and there should be enough food for you to survive.
Thank you, I demand $5 as a graduation present
Okay, I will allow you to give me $5 just this once
I'm proud of you, sweetheart.
TLDR riverside idk some place further from town from the police station but idk where on the map not to far.
Good sir you seem to have been mistaken, you give me the $5
Oh Jadod, always joking me and funnying
Ty ty, hopefully I’m not to lazy when the times comes lol
Good sir, fine gentleman. Cough up the cash
I get it now, you're going to deliver the money to me via a magic trick—okay, say the magic words and I'll start coughing
blep
The magic words is your credit card number, the expiration date and the three numbers on the back. And it only works if you send it in discord to me
... I just noticed my thigh highs have cat hair all over them. I love my boy but RED.
Wait u have a cat
Oh okay. 4325 0226 8853 7359, 352, 09/26
An orange, nonetheless.
Kibby :3
Orange plague of hair
Oh ya? What’s their name?
Awwwwww
grapefuit
Is that a Garfield reference
Jon is looking for last brain cell
Gariflend make me the lasaga
Not the name. I mean the cat being orange
I just looted there I can drive back but I always attract a hoard on the way. How do I kill that hoard my car is now to damaged to kill them with it like I usually use, at least somewhat anyways but this car engine be so damaged if I ran into a hoard twice and the second time it turned off for a sec and I ran through a lot more to escape.
No
goffield mak me lasgas
Well my orange was called garfield 
Garf mak lashan
Wait are you saying not to drive back?
Actually no. He's my roommate's cat (now mine) and my roommate is a massive weeb.
It's a JoJo reference.
GOFL MAK LSGAN
Was there a character named Garfield in Garfield?
Anyone know how to move a save to a new computer? Got a new one and I download PZ and my single player and multiplayer didn’t load from the steam cloud
Ask in #pz_b42_chat they are the pz nerds
No, urban legend unfortunately
Is the fact that he's an orange cat a Garfield reference?
Ask in #pz_b42_chat they are the pz nerds
Anything can be a Garfield reference if you try hard enough.
Murder
What about homicide?
Always happy to help~
that’s what I’m saying
Gorefield.
Breaking bad
Dork.
i watched a ds horror game named this
Huh
i was 11
I am not playing b42 I think one if my mods don't work and nor does multiplayer and I don't want to learn new UI and mechanics that I'm so used to.
i was weird
It's not exclusively for B42 chat.
Ask in #pz_b41_chat those are the pz nerds
Alright, I stand corrected.
just won a fortnite match with the MGR soundtrack blasting and im crediting my win to that
But your right here nerd
IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!
I told them to only match you with bots so you'd feel good
Ur mom's a skill issue.
got em
Do not the Mix!
Mix the mix

Idk, wait I have the Molotov? Should I drive back, get as big a hoard as I can go to one of the tall back fences (not a side they can see the end of so they try to go around) and throw the Molotov at them or will that start a city fire?
No
It can cause a city fire.
Freshly blended

I like the other ones
Is there a better way to deal with the zombies I will attract on my way while driving back?
The other compressed mix
Do u have them?
No
Build em up in a parking lot. Just keep them from going near buildings/grass. Youll be good
Just dodge them. There's not really much you can do.
Useless
Just the single pixel wide
uh oh is that the stinky?
They will be pressed up against the black metal fence would they like run around on fire or keep trying to grab me like they do but can't before the fire?
Look man, if I was on my pc I could get it
My dude, I will politely request that you learn by yourself. I can help, I will not play the game for you.
I guess I could find a way to get enough to loose where I am. I'll hose hop a bit and a small amount will disperse.
Is the hardware store to close? For the police alarm will it be even more crawling?
find out
I am no longer addicted to drugs, I am addicted to literature, my English teachers would be proud
ive played the game to find out
Actually I’m on chap 930 of a web novel
Or same level and I can loot there first waiting for the despawn after a few days?
Fucking amazing
The literature in question:
I will sorry that's just an overly big mistake to make if I light a few houses on fire.
Is it just bunch of pictures Jadod?
can i steal from the hardware store?
yes i can
can i steal from the fire station?
yes i can
can i steal from the police station?
nope i died
Lmao, I might read the manga after
Big mistakes like city fire and life and death I ask here the rest I do myself and experiment.
Skill issue?
That's stuff you'll have to find out. If you die, you die. This game is not a hope story.
Once again recommending #1019737819981283459 if you really want a mentor
This is how you died
I win
What if, instead of dying you stopped playing the game
Boom
Kapow
I win
Your character self destruction and dies
Old age is a valid way to die
its an example for funwolf
No
Yes
If the save is frozen in time one could argue it's sort of a death if the save is never played again
Nuh-uh
What if I open it 8 years later
Then it isn't
False
Exactly
Y'all are taking this zombie sandbox from 2012 too seriously.
But until that point, you could argue it is
the sandbox is life
Look I am enjoying my coolaid here leave me be Mix 
This is how you died [in the sense that time has frozen, rendering the world devoid of any signs of life]
but is coolgamerpro2012 gam
I don’t argue, I live in an echo chamber of me being constantly correct so I win
Only ten mil

Unfortunately I don't agree with you which means you're wrong
Ok buddy
Blep
Yuh-huh
I ain't your buddy, friend!
Incorrect
you are all wrong if you disagree with me
I ain’t ur friend pal

I know you are but what am I!!
I ain't your pal, guy!
i aint your pal acquaintance
A person infected with shit idiot brain fungus

I’m not ur guy poopyhead
That may be true but at least I'm right
That’s cuz ur delusional






