#general_chat

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harsh vault
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what the

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anime and furries dont go well

vital marten
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Absolute cinema

harsh vault
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:c

heavy ivy
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hewooooo

neat moat
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floofie making everyone into a furry again unhappy

harsh vault
heavy ivy
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yooooo fred rockin' it

harsh vault
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this is so 1993

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😔

heavy ivy
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the pathowogwen mwust swead ehe~

vital marten
stiff geyser
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🤨

vital marten
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What in the knox

stiff geyser
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I'm going back to flanders now

harsh vault
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NO

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please dont

harsh vault
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thats not a furry

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thats a different thing

bronze moat
stiff geyser
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What's wrong with Flanders?

bronze moat
heavy ivy
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sorry I just have a genetic disposition to prefer furries from the side effects

toxic relic
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omniman

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is hot

neat moat
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stink knows what I said regarding omniman

toxic relic
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yes

lilac quarry
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yeah wtf I wish I looked like omniman

vital marten
toxic relic
lilac quarry
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got one rn

toxic relic
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youre one step closer

onyx igloo
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And I wished I looked like Ron Burgundy

lilac quarry
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people only ever say I look like the rock sad_cat

toxic relic
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and you gym so

bronze moat
shell badger
onyx igloo
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Who

stiff geyser
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Does this count as Ned Flanders?

lilac quarry
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yeah just with hair

shell badger
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I don’t have image or embed perms so

onyx igloo
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Im.

toxic relic
onyx igloo
stiff geyser
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My Flanders thing started with this character tho

lilac quarry
bronze moat
stiff geyser
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Actually, I was obsessed with this character and then I shifted to Flanders

lilac quarry
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nah

shell badger
lilac quarry
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spanish tho

stiff geyser
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Gotta love spanish

onyx igloo
toxic relic
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sentimental value

stiff geyser
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Best language ever frfr

onyx igloo
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I usually remember show names tho

bronze moat
shell badger
onyx igloo
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Irl I'm probably Brick ngl

heavy ivy
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blep

lilac quarry
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I'm just not omniman sad_hamster

onyx igloo
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Existence is stupid
I can't have a car because no space

onyx igloo
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I can drive but have no where to go

lilac quarry
lilac quarry
onyx igloo
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I would but I'm not angering my mother

shell badger
onyx igloo
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My mother is scary when she's angry

rigid fiber
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same

bronze moat
neat moat
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omniman ❌
omniboy ✅

toxic relic
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dont believe in youtself, believe in the me who believes in you

vital marten
toxic relic
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youre omniman leon

stiff geyser
toxic relic
lilac quarry
onyx igloo
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Eh if I do get a vehicle I probably could park it on the street

bronze moat
lilac quarry
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I feel like you're a nurse or something similar

neat moat
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actually I think Dave is a nurse

stiff geyser
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Why is everyone here a nurse or something related to medical stuff?

toxic relic
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he's not called omniboy he's kid omniman or young omniman

neat moat
stiff geyser
toxic relic
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HAHHAAHA

bronze moat
# lilac quarry I feel like you're a nurse or something similar

Well, I am a in-home nurse for my father. He just turned 90 years old a few days ago and he hasn’t walked for about two months.

I am his primary care provider at home. I also work in elderly care, but I keep the details vague.

Because I’m also on a pandemic response team

toxic relic
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valid

gentle remnant
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not the little purple guy

stiff geyser
onyx igloo
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SNOW

vital marten
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Snow?

bronze moat
# lilac quarry hero

I appreciate that. I do have an award from my state and county.

I’ve dumped around a lot of different jobs though. Only recently medical

onyx igloo
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In fucking march?

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ITS SNOWING

vital marten
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In Texas?

onyx igloo
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IN MARCH

gentle remnant
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it's probably just ashes from a plane exploding overhead calm down

vital marten
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Hell done froze over

toxic relic
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but i enjoy gross shit

onyx igloo
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I need a job but I also do terribly in job interviews

stiff geyser
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||I once snapped one of my teeth by falling face first to the ground and since then I can't handle scenes with characters losing their teeth unhappy ||

toxic relic
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ahh

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understandable

onyx igloo
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One time I slammed myself into the concrete biking

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It was hard enough to make little me cry

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Like 8-ish I think

vital marten
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I didn’t learn to ride till bout 10-11 🤣

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Never trusted myself, it took a friend having me think he was with me the whole way on a sidewalk to actually do it

toxic relic
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erhh one time i was playing rugby and another boy kicked my big toenail clean off with his school shoes

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since we're talking about young injuries

onyx igloo
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I got born right at the time all the crazy shit happened when I gained a somewhat mature conscious

toxic relic
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i like boring over crazy

vital marten
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Simple life yes

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I want to live in the mountains

onyx igloo
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Why is this stuff happening rn

toxic relic
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this is what school shoes look like

gentle remnant
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one time I stubbed my toe and aww jeez I wasn't happy

toxic relic
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for the americans

toxic relic
onyx igloo
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I stubbed my pinkie toe hard enough i had to lay down for an hour

toxic relic
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lol

onyx igloo
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It wouldn't move

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I was scared I broke it

toxic relic
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eh

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toes are fine to lose

stiff geyser
stiff geyser
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They suck

toxic relic
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they do fucking suck

stiff geyser
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I hated that they had different colours

lilac quarry
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I just make these steel toes and I'm good for work

onyx igloo
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I know but the process of losing them sounds gross asf

toxic relic
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we only had black

vital marten
toxic relic
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and they had 0 air flow

stiff geyser
vital marten
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That happened twice, I really need to stop sitting on my legs

stiff geyser
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It made me so angry

onyx igloo
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I hate how boring colors of cars are anymore

toxic relic
karmic jetty
toxic relic
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i wasnt fussed

onyx igloo
gentle remnant
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gahaha

toxic relic
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they REEKED

onyx igloo
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Thats why I don't want my mom selling the yellow 04' ford f150

lilac quarry
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gottem

karmic jetty
toxic relic
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trolled by a mod

onyx igloo
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Everything feels so weirdly dystopian with cars

toxic relic
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thats low

lilac quarry
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holy shit it's zozo

stiff geyser
karmic jetty
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itsa me mario

lilac quarry
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love him so much

onyx igloo
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No

gentle remnant
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what do we look like

karmic jetty
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ip grabber

gentle remnant
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the repost police

onyx igloo
vital marten
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I’m just lazy

gentle remnant
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I don't think so buddy

toxic relic
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zee traumitised from the one time you clicked a url

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that shit still makes me laugh

onyx igloo
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I have a screenshot of my buddy screensharing a website and the gray screen picture was just a sussy added

karmic jetty
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bruh

toxic relic
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keep trying brother

vital marten
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Pain, without love

gentle remnant
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I'm gonna cringe look out

toxic relic
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dont let them get you down

toxic relic
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im not opening any of these mate

lilac quarry
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OKAY

lilac quarry
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OKAY IT'S NOT WORKING YOU CAN STOP

toxic relic
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youre gonna get muted

neat moat
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mods

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stop this man

vital marten
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So broken

karmic jetty
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get the pacifier

elfin rampart
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i dont care, i wont be stopped by the likes of you ppl.

onyx igloo
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Beat him with a stick

gentle remnant
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They really want us to see

karmic jetty
lilac quarry
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okay enjoy the hour off I guess

vital marten
onyx igloo
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Beat him with a stick lokiel

vital marten
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At least name checks out

neat moat
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bro is a nitro booster BTW

onyx igloo
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monke

karmic jetty
heavy ivy
karmic jetty
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theres a like a billion already

neat moat
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But why would they boost then want to get muted

bronze moat
toxic relic
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they probably boosted befo talking

bronze moat
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This perked up my cyber security ears

onyx igloo
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I've never boosted a server in my life

karmic jetty
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we dont have the tech to comprehend plungies yet

neat moat
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the plungies logic truly is beyond us

toxic relic
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its too advanced

fathom igloo
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👀

glad field
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based tbh

vital marten
glad field
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he went out fighting for the gif

bronze moat
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Yeah, they’re brand, new, and they boosted, then they started spamming? That’s literally somebody testing their raid capabilities on the server.

Just like people who will spend five dollars to subdue somebody on Twitch and then take over their chat and try to get something to violate TOS

glad field
lilac quarry
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@elfin rampart have you learned?

elfin rampart
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yes.

fathom igloo
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👀👀👀

neat moat
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why were they spamming gifs anyways

karmic jetty
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that was a quick rehab

onyx igloo
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Plungies are like the 2nd coming of radiation
We didn't know what it did nor how dangerous it was

neat moat
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wait did you boost fir perms?

toxic relic
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leon not in the mood for discord plebs

bronze moat
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I guess all is well 🙂

fathom igloo
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5 second mute?

elfin rampart
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@bronze moat heya, i like your pfp its pretty cool.

neat moat
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uh oh

glad field
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he doesnt know

elfin rampart
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i was wondering .. just maybe just maybe. . .

harsh vault
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hai chat!

stiff geyser
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I got muted once for sharing boykisser gifs

bronze moat
glad field
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HE DOESNT KNOW

stiff geyser
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This place is literally 1984

harsh vault
onyx igloo
elfin rampart
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if you'd like to be my e-kitten!!!!!

bronze moat
gentle remnant
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oh jeez

elfin rampart
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i have over 100+ e-kittens!

toxic relic
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jesus christ

glad field
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this guy is gonna get shot 37 times

harsh vault
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freakers over here

karmic jetty
toxic relic
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this bit isnt even good

neat moat
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@lilac quarry he hasn't learned!

lilac quarry
karmic jetty
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do u gib benefits

glad field
harsh vault
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loki do something!

elfin rampart
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@karmic jetty @toxic relic are both apart of my e-kitten empire!

vital marten
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Chat is lively tonight

harsh vault
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WHAT

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stink!

elfin rampart
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and we are looking for members !

glad field
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give me 500 dollars

karmic jetty
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cooked

elfin rampart
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so you'd be invited!

harsh vault
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stink explain!

onyx igloo
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What is speakbob and squaredard doing?

lilac quarry
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they're never beating the allegations

toxic relic
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im a taken man

lilac quarry
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zozo the e kitten

lilac quarry
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stinkname is a married man

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a man's man

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a loverboy

toxic relic
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real

gentle remnant
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man what a twist, best arc yet

elfin rampart
harsh vault
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can someone buy me canada please

neat moat
toxic relic
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imagine if i cheated with an e-relationship

onyx igloo
glad field
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im gonna make allegations against you lokiel once i can think of something harmless and comedic to accuse you of

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give me a few business days

harsh vault
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i want to own canada

neat moat
onyx igloo
toxic relic
lilac quarry
bronze moat
onyx igloo
glad field
karmic jetty
toxic relic
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...

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i do that

neat moat
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lmaooooo

bronze moat
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I mean. I’ve been muted in this chat before.

I said keyword. Got muted. I completely understood why. I don’t sweat it.

toxic relic
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i also use egad unironically

karmic jetty
elfin rampart
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lokiel has been my personal diaper cleaner, they are such a great find! however i only have one issue as when they take it to the trash can they typically smell the diaper and its pretty stinky @lilac quarry

glad field
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an acceptable answer but i wouldnt call it security

toxic relic
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is this real chat

glad field
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personally

onyx igloo
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I yell at the top of my lungs if I do anything

lilac quarry
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this is real chat

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is?

toxic relic
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nah, leon would never

glad field
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like maybe you could stretch it

onyx igloo
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Lokiel bill this man

toxic relic
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he buys his goods online like a real weeb

lilac quarry
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it's not gonna be like the time that puppers used a paid AI service to create the most amount of strange allegations against me

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nobody can top that

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@neat moat do not.

karmic jetty
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sniped

lilac quarry
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you're well aware.

onyx igloo
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I can never find my crispy mint m&ms again

karmic jetty
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ghoti u foolish fool

neat moat
fathom igloo
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👀

toxic relic
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u posted

lilac quarry
onyx igloo
glad field
karmic jetty
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!!

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all in le head

karmic jetty
fathom igloo
toxic relic
onyx igloo
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whats the orange babysitter

glad field
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cambrie minimodding

fathom igloo
onyx igloo
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Are they anything like annoying orange

heavy ivy
elfin rampart
onyx igloo
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I like annoying orange

karmic jetty
glad field
elfin rampart
bronze moat
# glad field how does cybersec pertain to the complaint

Stating that something is 1984? Without knowing the background information? Is not an accurate statement nor complaint.

If someone does not possess all the information, they should not complain about something they’re only thinking they know something about.

A good example is my own experience. I know people who have been banned for almost criminal level, inappropriate behavior on the Internet.

Then they pop up and claim that they are being censored.

I banned one in my own discord just last week and he left THIS discord when I sent his content to discord security

onyx igloo
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Guys do you like annoying orange

elfin rampart
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i hate gaslighters.

toxic relic
stiff geyser
elfin rampart
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please...

elfin rampart
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all i beg.

glad field
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like almost always a silly joke

toxic relic
glad field
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pot meet kettle?

elfin rampart
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please please please pleased

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pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

bronze moat
onyx igloo
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Am I photography good?

heavy ivy
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Stink is just a chill dude who says funny things

glad field
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I'll complain something is literally 1984 when it is literally 1984

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but that's rare

toxic relic
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im just a chill guy fr

desert oasis
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How do I make a Molotov cocktail?

heavy ivy
toxic relic
glad field
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chill guy until someone doesnt like your philosophy you mean

elfin rampart
neat moat
glad field
bronze moat
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Stink is cool. Passes the vibe check

onyx igloo
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I want to go to the mountains again

karmic jetty
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stinky is stinky

onyx igloo
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But my mom placed a beach vacation this time

lilac quarry
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okay goodnight freaks

desert oasis
lilac quarry
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behave

elfin rampart
last spoke
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What'n'the goddamn did I miss

torpid thorn
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Hello Can I join?

glad field
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ur gonna blow up 37 times

onyx igloo
heavy ivy
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Nini leon best of luck for a good and quiet night

bronze moat
neat moat
elfin rampart
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goodnight dont let the bugbite the bed @lilac quarry

onyx igloo
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I am very appreciative of any trip

stiff geyser
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Lokiel is gone. Post boykisser

bronze moat
elfin rampart
onyx igloo
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I like baked beans

heavy ivy
stiff geyser
bronze moat
gentle remnant
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mm beans

desert oasis
# neat moat You need bourbon beer

Oh bourbon or gas got it. If I make one do I have to throw it right then and there? I'm thinking about keeping one on me so I can kill some zombies in a pinch if I accidentally attract to many going to the store or something?

bronze moat
karmic jetty
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time for shower

onyx igloo
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Beans make all bad feelings go away

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Except for having to shit ig

onyx igloo
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What

elfin rampart
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wrong chat oops

onyx igloo
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Shield me now

desert oasis
onyx igloo
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Please shield my brain

glad field
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post rot

neat moat
toxic relic
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femboys not my type but i respect that femboyness is not just for shrexual attention

lilac quarry
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wicked

lilac quarry
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enjoy the ban

glad field
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bro speedran

toxic relic
toxic relic
lilac quarry
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dumbass

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oldest trick in the book

glad field
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man why was he such a low tier troll

karmic jetty
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what the heck is my son doing why he trying to put himself in plastic bag

gentle remnant
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beautiful really lol

toxic relic
neat moat
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low effort troll fr

onyx igloo
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I have a rimworld save titled "bobos union"

glad field
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actually the lowest effort

neat moat
onyx igloo
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Chat do you like bobos union

stiff geyser
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He was actually banned?

young kelp
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was planning to only harvest their hearts for silver, checked their stats just incase and found this

glad field
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why cant we get high effort long term ones who have plausible deniability and stuff, dont see those anymore

heavy ivy
toxic relic
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idrk what that experience is

lilac quarry
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guy fell for the ol' invisible trick

neat moat
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eh it's fine

karmic jetty
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evil vanquished

lilac quarry
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anyway remember I never sleep

young kelp
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who was banned?

gentle remnant
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no one important lol

onyx igloo
last spoke
karmic jetty
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go to bed lokiel ur very eepy

gentle remnant
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everone that mattered made it out okay 🙂

lilac quarry
glad field
toxic relic
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leon lives on caffeine and marlbros

young kelp
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its often the unwavering ones that has good stats

lilac quarry
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no I don't smoke anymore

bronze moat
neat moat
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hey when lokiel is gone do yall wanna break rules? /j

onyx igloo
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I live on caffeine and beans

toxic relic
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caffeine and maccas

onyx igloo
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I do not have a fun toilet experience

glad field
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i think the occasional incident can be funny

last spoke
karmic jetty
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buff is now half in a plastic bag

glad field
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the occasional low effort troll can give me a giggle

stiff geyser
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The dude even had a soldier boy pfp

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smh

neat moat
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solja boi

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my favorite rapper

onyx igloo
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We should be able to give rimworld colonists with the unwavering trait a robot brain piece that removes unwavering

glad field
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i prefer it when they stick around for a longer period though and push the envelope little by little

bronze moat
toxic relic
glad field
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fun to watch

onyx igloo
vital marten
neat moat
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drinking one rn

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depends on the soda

last spoke
onyx igloo
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No they still become incredibly unstable mentally

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EXCEPT QUICKER!

glad field
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i never saw the appeal of da herb

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tbh

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no hate if you smoke it but eh

onyx igloo
bronze moat
fathom igloo
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👀

loud pumice
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I've had 5 silicone packets for lunch today

onyx igloo
heavy ivy
bronze moat
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The weed I smoke is OG yoda

heavy ivy
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i know nothing of this

glad field
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i am more of a booze guy than an herb guy

desert oasis
# neat moat don't play with fire

I have a satchel a duffel bag and a fanny pack all full if loot, some books, some electronic stuff, some food, a screwdriver, saw, hammer, a spare set of clothes, some medical stuff but I'm low on painkillers and my one alcohol wipe and that's all my disinfectant, a good amount of guns and ammo, weapons and the likes (I'm afraid to fire as I don't know how to shoot well I'm not the veteran or the police officer but I want to learn).

I have checked I think its 5 might be more houses in the gated community, anything else I should pick up while I'm here or should I leave and look for just a car only right now?

loud pumice
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MonkaS

gentle remnant
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gasp

loud pumice
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Poggers

gentle remnant
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the devil's lettuce?

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oh my goodness

glad field
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i love a good drink but I dont smoke

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i've picked my poison

loud pumice
stiff geyser
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I don't drink and I don't smoke

loud pumice
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Zee is attacking meee

onyx igloo
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I don't really enjoy what little alcohol I've tasted from what family gave me

stiff geyser
vital marten
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If only it didn’t do that

onyx igloo
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It tastes like burning and chocolate

onyx igloo
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In water

bronze moat
glad field
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it was my thing from an unhealthily young age

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im a responsible drinker now though

onyx igloo
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I do like whiskey bottles

loud pumice
onyx igloo
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Some of them look cool

bronze moat
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I don’t sweat booze or weed consumption.

Grew up amongst pot heads

glad field
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yeah i cant stand potheads unfortunately

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never met one i could actually stand to be around

onyx igloo
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I've met one

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He was weird

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And extended family

stiff geyser
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Weed smells awful tired

onyx igloo
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He talked about girls alot

glad field
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i can understand a joint now and then

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but if you attain pothead status

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idk man

desert oasis
# neat moat it's a last ditch effort as I said

Yeah like all else fails my car breaks down next to a hoard or I'm killing some, more show up and oops I'm tired and further away from my car then I'd like? Maybe I have some leg scratches or something from hoping a fence? Times like that when I NEED to just kill what I can and get away when I can right? That's when I use the Molotov? I won't just go walk up to the factory or storage lockers and throw the bottle on the hoard that's how one burns down the place and gets rid of the loot right?

onyx igloo
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About the only pothead I know

vital marten
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Rolling

bronze moat
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@onyx igloo my dinner:

mashed potatos. 4 cheese.

Pork and beans (room temp).

Slice o’ ham.

Goin old west

heavy ivy
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blep

neat moat
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ember save me

bronze moat
glad field
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my dinner was carbonara but with shrimp instead of pork

desert oasis
# neat moat car

So I have what I need go look for the car don't look for any more loot? I have everything nothing specific in particular I need to grab still?

onyx igloo
bronze moat
glad field
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i spent an hour in the kitchen

bronze moat
onyx igloo
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I like cooking

heavy ivy
bronze moat
onyx igloo
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I hate cleaning up messes

glad field
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a meal i make myself often is the most satisfying

neat moat
neat moat
glad field
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feels like it satisfies a part of my psyche nothing else does

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providing for my own needs directly i suppose

heavy ivy
onyx igloo
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Comfort food is about my only drug i take

glad field
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fishing had a similar effect the one time i got to actually eat my catch

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it triggers something

onyx igloo
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I don't really eat fish

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Hunting sounds fun

neat moat
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fishing is a form of hunting

heavy ivy
onyx igloo
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I want a cool buckskin vest or something

onyx igloo
vital marten
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Space hunters

desert oasis
# neat moat look you sound like you have a lot of loot on you already so grabbing more witho...

I'm just wondering if I maybe missed anything I have some random electronics and I could drop some of the guns, the guitar is quite heavy or some of the level 2 books I probably won't read before I die especially in skills I've never used but I'm hopeful.

I'm going to go look for the car, but I just want to make sure I didn't miss anything as the hardware store, the gas station, the fishing store, where I make base as its nearish the town the river and the factories and storage lockers. Its all just far away from the gated community and all in the other direction so I'm not coming back here if I don't really have to so do I look for anything else or no?

toxic relic
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ive told funwolf that

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several times

neat moat
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remembering the time they made a Dr disrespect hunter skin

glad field
onyx igloo
vital marten
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Ah nawwwwww

glad field
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still wish we got to see those logs

onyx igloo
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(Too much?)

neat moat
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nah

glad field
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it pains me to not know the extent

neat moat
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idk

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if it was up to the victims let it rest

polar kernel
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my house is so hot FUCK

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im sweating

neat moat
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it's painful to have that in public

glad field
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former victim of grooming myself, it's an innate urge to want to know

neat moat
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fair enough

glad field
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even if i know i wont always know

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and that i must respect their wishes

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i still want to

vital marten
glad field
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I want to see

onyx igloo
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sorry bout that

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are you fine tho?

glad field
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sorry for my circumstances you had no part in? kek

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yeah I'm alright, mostly

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time heals a lot of wounds

last spoke
gentle remnant
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supportive chat yay 😄

glad field
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pfft lets fix that problem

neat moat
glad field
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gettin too cozy

toxic relic
polar kernel
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i cant open my windows

heavy ivy
polar kernel
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bugs will come inside

clear compass
glad field
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rotting in degen chat

polar kernel
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this is florida dawg i am NOT opening this mf

heavy ivy
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haiii mix

clear compass
heavy ivy
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^~^

gentle remnant
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Bugs needs friends too

clear compass
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I hope you're well, Riley~

polar kernel
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im gonna have 2 billion lizards and bugs in my bedroom within the hour

gentle remnant
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let them in, set them up a meal

neat moat
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mixmix

onyx igloo
polar kernel
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which i dont mind the lizards tbf theyre all my children so long as they share my home with me

vital marten
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Put 1 ice cube on your forehead, and one on your stomach.. should work well with a fan

clear compass
polar kernel
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i mean i have air conditioning i just didnt think id need it

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not tn anyway

last spoke
heavy ivy
polar kernel
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however i forget my pc is a thing and playing fortnite for like 6 hours will indeed warm my room

neat moat
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chip is chronic complainer

polar kernel
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thats literally my job

onyx igloo
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So am I

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It's MY JOB

heavy ivy
polar kernel
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at work i am THE premeire complainer

onyx igloo
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IM THE NEW MANAGER

polar kernel
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i will literally bitch the entire time but ill do all the work so im allowed to

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thems the rules

neat moat
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I didn't know they paid people to complain

polar kernel
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mfs sit around all day while im a constant and unending source of labor

onyx igloo
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I GOT HIRED INTO COMPLAINT INDUSTRIES VIA MY MAJOR IN COMPLAINING

polar kernel
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i have a right to gripe!

toxic relic
vital marten
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Eat the bugs

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Protein

polar kernel
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no cause yk how some people can smell ants

gentle remnant
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what

vital marten
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They what

heavy ivy
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Bugs :3

polar kernel
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i cannot allow them into my room

onyx igloo
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whag

gentle remnant
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people smell ants

polar kernel
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do u guys not know this

vital marten
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Who the hell smells ants

neat moat
polar kernel
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yea theres a gene some folks have where u can literally smell ants

gentle remnant
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where are you focally gifted people

onyx igloo
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is that like cilantro tasting like soap to some ppl

gentle remnant
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what does ant smell like

polar kernel
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does no one know this

neat moat
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not great

polar kernel
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tbh

glad field
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Yeah I can attest ants have a smell if you crush them with your fingers

neat moat
glad field
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it isnt pleasant

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Tbh

gentle remnant
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wtf

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ewie

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you ant smellers

neat moat
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Toasted is a certified ant murderer

polar kernel
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thats not a joke thats real

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lol

heavy ivy
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not the bugs n insects :(

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They are friends

glad field
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They gonna get nuked

heavy ivy
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We have a spider in headspace and they are real nice

glad field
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complete annihilation

onyx igloo
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Red fire ants.

neat moat
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Toasted gets ant season early then

glad field
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I leave the spiders alone if they stay away from my bed though

vital marten
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Do ants have a nutritional value… hmmm

glad field
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If he is in the corner he remains in the corner

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I will not harm spiders that do not tread too close

last spoke
onyx igloo
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I'm saying they are NOT friends

heavy ivy
onyx igloo
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They are NOT friend bug

toxic relic
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theyre not made to be your friends

vital marten
onyx igloo
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they are mean bug

toxic relic
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wasps are chill if they know youre not a threat

glad field
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Wasps are dumb

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You're a threat

toxic relic
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theyll remember you if you live near them and give em fud

polar kernel
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im allergic to bees

bronze moat
neat moat
onyx igloo
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I have PTSD with carpenter bees

vital marten
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@bronze moat did your pulls for burnice go well?

heavy ivy
onyx igloo
toxic relic
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thats fucked

onyx igloo
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I think I'm allergic

bronze moat
polar kernel
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wdym carpenter bees dont sting?

onyx igloo
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I dunno

toxic relic
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i remember my dad got stung 3 times from a wasp nest that was in the gate lock hole

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i almost pissed my pants laughing

polar kernel
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wait no

onyx igloo
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It was some underground-ey stingy thing

polar kernel
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i think the females can

toxic relic
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comical series of events

vital marten
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I’ve changed clothes before because I pissed a bee off at work and thought he was gonna tell his friends it was me

polar kernel
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oh underground they were probably wasps

heavy ivy
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i love bugs n insects :3

vital marten
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Idk if it helped

polar kernel
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yellow jackets like to make underground hives

toxic relic
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insects are fire

desert oasis
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Going from the gated community what's the best place with the least amount of zombies to look for a car?

toxic relic
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so are arthropods

neat moat
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bug gang

polar kernel
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i discovered my allergy by running over a yellow jacket nest with a lawnmower

toxic relic
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scorpions are chill

onyx igloo
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Yeah i just don't like things that give me a bump on my knee

polar kernel
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i love bugs but ONLY certain ones

neat moat
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bug racism

heavy ivy
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Yeah it sucks if there is a good reason for not liking them, but when theyre chill its cool

toxic relic
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so you dont fw bugs

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i fw with the unbowed bugs

neat moat
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I don't like ticks but I understand the struggle

onyx igloo
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I like some bugs

polar kernel
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scorpions are cool, honeybees are cool, moths are cool, beetles are cool, spiders CAN be cool, but anything else can fuck off

heavy ivy
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moff :3

glad field
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I like bugs when they stay out of my home

polar kernel
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real

glad field
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Except for certain spiders

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They can stay

onyx igloo
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I like birds

toxic relic
onyx igloo
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Birds are cool

glad field
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If they stay out of my way

vital marten
polar kernel
onyx igloo
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Birds chirping in the morning cheer me up

heavy ivy
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City birds are so derpy i love them and Rural birds are pretty and graceful things

neat moat
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@heavy ivy r you going to bed soon -.-

polar kernel
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insects, crustaceans, arachnids, all fall under arthropods

heavy ivy
onyx igloo
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I guess I should sleep

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12:36

glad field
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If a spider enters my bed or touches my desk he will be completely and utterly annihilated but if he stays in the corner where he belongs I will not harm him

onyx igloo
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Am

neat moat
toxic relic
polar kernel
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arthropods is just the blanket family title for "critters with an exoskeleton"

onyx igloo
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Gn chat

polar kernel
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no insects DIRECTLY fall under the arthropod phylum

neat moat
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are worms critters?

heavy ivy
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I'll see you at 4am

gentle remnant
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worms are noodles

heavy ivy
neat moat
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NOOOOOOOOO

gentle remnant
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like snakes

neat moat
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actually-

polar kernel
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how dare you question my biology knowledge i went to college for this

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grrr

bronze moat
toxic relic
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theyre under arachnida

neat moat
polar kernel
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no theyre arachnids which also are ARTHROPODS

toxic relic
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i know bro

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but theyre not insects

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which was my point

polar kernel
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I KNOW

toxic relic
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since we were talking about insects

polar kernel
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BUG ISNT AN OFFICIAL TERM

bronze moat
polar kernel
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I SAID BUGS

toxic relic
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i know

heavy ivy
neat moat
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spiders also aren't insects

toxic relic
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we were talking about insects

polar kernel
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why are we even arguing then

toxic relic
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im not

polar kernel
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oh i am

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i love to argue

bronze moat
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This whole convo is bugging me

polar kernel
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maybe thats why

toxic relic
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youre using linnaean classification which is lame tho

glad field
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You vill eat ze bugs

toxic relic
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ill argue about that

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use phylogeny

glad field
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You vill live in ze pod

heavy ivy
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Im hardwired to do the most damaging thing possible!!!!!

glad field
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You vill own nothing und be happy

vital marten
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I can’t get crab rave out of my head, it’s been stuck in here for the past 3 days

polar kernel
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im not getting into sciency talk for the sake of others being able to contribute to the conversation

glad field
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Yum yum adrenochrome so good

neat moat
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does ember understand the concept of bribery?

glad field
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Pop pop pop population control

polar kernel
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so i say BUG

glad field
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Jawohl

bronze moat
polar kernel
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if i wanted to talk nerdy bullshit id go back to school

last spoke
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Or any of soup gang tbh

polar kernel
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ironically i need to do that but we aint gonna discuss that

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im uhhh

quiet siren
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My area should be all clear for the night but apparently Cullman is getting fucking erased-

polar kernel
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3/4 done w my bachelors

heavy ivy
polar kernel
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but i shit the bed on my funding and i gotta figure that whole debacle out

quiet siren
bronze moat
last spoke
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Your best bet would be bee, but even then, it's probably too busy zoning out and thinking about soft

polar kernel
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im kinda discouraged in job searching tho when im done w the military

neat moat
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yeah blowing up children's hospitals isn't exactly a transferable skill

glad field
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Isr-

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💥

polar kernel
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short story but i was seeing a girl 2 months ago whos an ornithologist and she kept saying that it'd be easy to get a job cause they need people even where she works but i ran into her literally last night and she was like "ermmmmm it aint looking good buster"

heavy ivy
neat moat
polar kernel
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so i now have to extend my military contract cause im scared of finding a job :(

toxic relic
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demolitions

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we established youd be great bro

last spoke
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Put yourself on the internet for money

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There are two paths you can take for this

polar kernel
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i have people who work in defense contracting offering me spots when im out but like my moral compass is still somewhat present and i just cant do it

last spoke
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You'd be fit for either imo

heavy ivy
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cool chip could do pretty goo- god damnnit i realized what youre referring to

polar kernel
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im gonna fucking do it tho i know it

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i already know

vital marten
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🤔

toxic relic
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dont bro

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dont do it

polar kernel
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yall r gonna see me in a raytheon button up come next year

glad field
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Do it tbh

polar kernel
toxic relic
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go into demolitions

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become the mc for teardown

last spoke
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Freelance demolition

polar kernel
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im just gonna become a mercenary at this point

toxic relic
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but the worst kind

polar kernel
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ill get fat and grow a goatee and just replace steven segall

neat moat
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No like don't become a mercenary. They're actually soulless

last spoke
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Nooo don't surrender your twink form

polar kernel
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except ill actually see some form of combat

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im not a twink im bulking rn leave me alone

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ive gained 8 pounds now

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max bulk

toxic relic
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mate, its not worth it

polar kernel
toxic relic
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youll just be in the next journalism expose

bronze moat
glad field
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You'll only be in the expose if you commit a crime

polar kernel
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i cant enjoy anything if im homeless

neat moat
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I've considered going into like some sort of Profesional cleaning work. Probably not a crime scene cleaner, but something along those lines

toxic relic
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thats kind of shit advice

last spoke
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Just stream on twitch or sum

polar kernel
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i do like working in aviation maybe ill just do something not military related

toxic relic
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crime scene cleaning needs a lot of requirements, not sure if its the same in the usa

polar kernel
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theres plenty of airports around here

last spoke
toxic relic
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cleaning in general is thankless and you see fucked up shit but it can be good

polar kernel
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nahhhhh fuck it mercenary time its just like tarkov dude i swear

neat moat
toxic relic
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real

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youll be cleaning piss and shit off the walls in no time brother

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piss, shit, and jizz

gentle remnant
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fuck yes, piss and shit lets gooooo

polar kernel
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i was really drunk last night and i for some reason filled my zippo with butane and almost blew myself up

glad field
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I have no qualms with mercenaries

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Not all of them

polar kernel
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its all scratched up now cause i threw it into a parking lot and stomped it

heavy ivy
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Commercialized war as a concept is spooky

neat moat
toxic relic
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are you able to hold a bucket

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then youre qualified i think

polar kernel
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whats so scary about being paid to take lives

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i already do that anyway steamhappy

toxic relic
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some people arent made for seeing all that shit but im sure youll be fine

polar kernel
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theres nothing dystopian about that!!!

neat moat
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Well see if I need a collage degree for an unpaid internship first 🤓

toxic relic
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insane

toxic relic
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phd to pick up pieces of someones leg

heavy ivy
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Yet another reason i want out of the states

toxic relic
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real

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afaik you dont need those qualifications here, i know a mate who does crime scene cleanup and he just needed a lot of training [provided by the company] and he's on call 24/7

heavy ivy
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Please I just wanna bake bread or some shit idc if its 14 euros an hour at least then i could afford a place of living

neat moat
bronze moat
glad field
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Frankly I actually like the concept of private armies but that's just me

heavy ivy
toxic relic
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the man who sold the world

bronze moat
heavy ivy
bronze moat
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Line cooks always find work too. I work with the elderly. I may get a second job as a line cook in a retirement home kitchen. 20 bucks an hour to make eggs, pancakes, etc. for breakfast

heavy ivy
bronze moat
# heavy ivy that sounds real fulfilling too, so many old folks around here are quite nice wh...

I quit working video games and finance stuff to move home and care for my mom before she died. Now I am taking care of my dad.

So it's kinda natural for me. Figure I can work a morning shift, make a few hundred bucks just making food, then do my other thing.

LOTS of places are hiring too. Just gotta find what is fulfilling for you, your energy levels/temperments, and finances.

Prioritizing money is not always the wisest. If a job can pay your bills, and you LIKE it? You are way better off in the long run than a job that pays extra but you are stressed and miserable every day

toxic relic
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do demi chefs/commis chefs need certificates in america

bronze moat
toxic relic
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yeah

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theyre in the kitchen staff under the executive chef: line cooks and station chefs, etc

bronze moat
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Then no. Not that I know of. No formal education is needed for an ASSISTANT chef. But it 100% helps on your resume

toxic relic
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ahhh

bronze moat
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just confirmed on zip recruiter lol

toxic relic
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its similar here but cookery certs are always appreciated afaik

bronze moat
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highschool or GED = can be chef assistant

toxic relic
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valid

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is chef assistant a line cook or a sous?

bronze moat
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I suppose they are all mixed together tbh.

toxic relic
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ThinkingGojira we use french names here, and its different positions

bronze moat
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Line cook basically just means working the grill, making the cereal/soup, etc. Basic cooking.

But you are NOT the chef

toxic relic
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ahhhh i see

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so youre a cook until youre a chef

bronze moat
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also depends entirely on the business.

toxic relic
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valid

bronze moat
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Denny's, the casual dining here in USA? The "chef" usually just manages the kitchen. The cooks are all "line cooks" cause you just make a shit ton of bacon, eggs, pancakes, and simple meals.

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Go to an ACTUAL restraunt, and you will have a more organized staff with a chef, assistant chef, and support staff

toxic relic
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i dont have much experience working in food, i was just the wash boy for some small places

bronze moat
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Seatlle has a LOT of places.

We got a local italian place called Luigi's. Chef there has been cooking for like 30+ years. Best authentic italian food in the entire state.

toxic relic
bronze moat
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Yup!

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They have a chef's choice meal. super expensive, but full on 8 course meal and the chef makes you what HE wants. sooo frikkin good

gentle remnant
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it's THE Luigi

bronze moat
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We also have a shop that sells truffles. They only make a SET NUMBER per day. Once sold out, that's it. shop closes for the day.

Insanely popular

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Crab shacks, all that. Seattle is a major food based city.

toxic relic
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you really like seattle

thin wedge
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the luigi indeed

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aint built for these streets cuh