#general_chat
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Absolute cinema
:c
hewooooo
floofie making everyone into a furry again 
time to make my own compound
yooooo fred rockin' it
the pathowogwen mwust swead ehe~

🤨
What in the knox
I'm going back to flanders now
Nope that’s miyabi. She’s epic
What's wrong with Flanders?
He ookalies too many dokalies
sorry I just have a genetic disposition to prefer furries from the side effects
stink knows what I said regarding omniman
yes
yeah wtf I wish I looked like omniman

can you grow a stache?
got one rn
youre one step closer
And I wished I looked like Ron Burgundy
people only ever say I look like the rock 
and you gym so
I’d post my furry GF from skyrim. But… uhhh… nope
Ron Swanson?
Who
Does this count as Ned Flanders?
yeah just with hair
Im.
yeah but it looks like an cod default pfp
A dumbass.
My Flanders thing started with this character tho
yeah actually more like that apparently
R U Samoan?
Actually, I was obsessed with this character and then I shifted to Flanders
nah
You know who he is and just forgot? lol
spanish tho
use it for the lore then
Gotta love spanish
I always forget names of actors
sentimental value
Best language ever frfr
I usually remember show names tho
So jacked up, latino, paramedic. Bro, you killin it
The ironic part is, that’s actually the character name😂 the actor’s name is Ben offerman
Irl I'm probably Brick ngl
blep
I'm just not omniman 
Existence is stupid
I can't have a car because no space
you are
I can drive but have no where to go
make space
just listen to wherever I may roam and just drive
I would but I'm not angering my mother
Put it on the roof, problem solved 👍
My mother is scary when she's angry
same
Fist bump in saves lives
omniman ❌
omniboy ✅
dont believe in youtself, believe in the me who believes in you
Anyone house nearby that’s vacant? Speak with the owner chances are you can use that spot
youre omniman leon
What about Kid Omniman?
he's not called that 🤓
what is your job 
Eh if I do get a vehicle I probably could park it on the street
Ride the lightning is still the best album.
Imagine if that bus accident never happened.
I feel like you're a nurse or something similar
actually I think Dave is a nurse
Why is everyone here a nurse or something related to medical stuff?
he's not called omniboy he's kid omniman or young omniman
cus they lack moral character
I hate Oliver so much I hope he dies fr
HAHHAAHA
Well, I am a in-home nurse for my father. He just turned 90 years old a few days ago and he hasn’t walked for about two months.
I am his primary care provider at home. I also work in elderly care, but I keep the details vague.
Because I’m also on a pandemic response team
valid
not the little purple guy
hero
thanks
||That scene with him spitting out his teeth made me uncomfortable tho||
SNOW
Snow?
I appreciate that. I do have an award from my state and county.
I’ve dumped around a lot of different jobs though. Only recently medical
In Texas?
IN MARCH
it's probably just ashes from a plane exploding overhead calm down
Hell done froze over
i thought it was cool ngl
but i enjoy gross shit
I need a job but I also do terribly in job interviews
||I once snapped one of my teeth by falling face first to the ground and since then I can't handle scenes with characters losing their teeth
||
One time I slammed myself into the concrete biking
It was hard enough to make little me cry
Like 8-ish I think
I didn’t learn to ride till bout 10-11 🤣
Never trusted myself, it took a friend having me think he was with me the whole way on a sidewalk to actually do it
erhh one time i was playing rugby and another boy kicked my big toenail clean off with his school shoes
since we're talking about young injuries
I got born right at the time all the crazy shit happened when I gained a somewhat mature conscious
i like boring over crazy
Why is this stuff happening rn
this is what school shoes look like
one time I stubbed my toe and aww jeez I wasn't happy
for the americans
its always happening
I stubbed my pinkie toe hard enough i had to lay down for an hour
lol
I used those
Accident prone?
They suck
they do fucking suck
I hated that they had different colours
I just make these steel toes and I'm good for work
I know but the process of losing them sounds gross asf
Worst I’ve had happen to me in 6 months is standing up, 1 leg being sleep and just collapsing
and they had 0 air flow
No, that green thing on the side was red on the other shoe
That happened twice, I really need to stop sitting on my legs
It made me so angry
I hate how boring colors of cars are anymore
ah ye

i wasnt fussed
They are all white suvs
gahaha
you have no fucking idea man. 9 yo boy who only plays in the bush and mud rocking those kicks for an entire day
they REEKED
just have to try again
Thats why I don't want my mom selling the yellow 04' ford f150
gottem
trolled by a mod
Everything feels so weirdly dystopian with cars
thats low
holy shit it's zozo
Now tell them about your kid and his obsession
itsa me mario
I haven't talked about my son in so long
love him so much
can someone repost this
No
what do we look like
ip grabber
the repost police
I’m just lazy
I don't think so buddy
zee traumitised from the one time you clicked a url
that shit still makes me laugh
I have a screenshot of my buddy screensharing a website and the gray screen picture was just a sussy ad
bruh
keep trying brother
Pain, without love
I'm gonna cringe look out
dont let them get you down
im not opening any of these mate
OKAY
OKAY IT'S NOT WORKING YOU CAN STOP
youre gonna get muted
So broken
get the pacifier
i dont care, i wont be stopped by the likes of you ppl.
Beat him with a stick
They really want us to see
okay enjoy the hour off I guess
Says the conquestor
Beat him with a stick lokiel
At least name checks out
bro is a nitro booster BTW
monke
here? for what lol
pop cop
does not change the goofball behavior tho lol
theres a like a billion already
But why would they boost then want to get muted
When did they boost?
they probably boosted befo talking
This perked up my cyber security ears
I've never boosted a server in my life
we dont have the tech to comprehend plungies yet
the plungies logic truly is beyond us
its too advanced
👀
based tbh
I would have to guess they either got bored or mad
There is no other reason imo
he went out fighting for the gif
Yeah, they’re brand, new, and they boosted, then they started spamming? That’s literally somebody testing their raid capabilities on the server.
Just like people who will spend five dollars to subdue somebody on Twitch and then take over their chat and try to get something to violate TOS

@elfin rampart have you learned?
yes.
👀👀👀
why were they spamming gifs anyways
that was a quick rehab
Plungies are like the 2nd coming of radiation
We didn't know what it did nor how dangerous it was
wait did you boost fir perms?
leon not in the mood for discord plebs
I guess all is well 🙂
5 second mute?
@bronze moat heya, i like your pfp its pretty cool.
uh oh
he doesnt know
i was wondering .. just maybe just maybe. . .
hai chat!
I got muted once for sharing boykisser gifs
It’s my Peezy avatar
HE DOESNT KNOW
This place is literally 1984
fred smh
cah
if you'd like to be my e-kitten!!!!!
Hardly
oh jeez
i have over 100+ e-kittens!
jesus christ
this guy is gonna get shot 37 times
freakers over here

this bit isnt even good
@lilac quarry he hasn't learned!
do u gib benefits
can be 
loki do something!
@karmic jetty @toxic relic are both apart of my e-kitten empire!
Chat is lively tonight
and we are looking for members !
give me 500 dollars
cooked
so you'd be invited!
stink explain!
What is speakbob and squaredard doing?
they're never beating the allegations
im a taken man
zozo the e kitten
real
man what a twist, best arc yet
this one always fights back🤣
can someone buy me canada please
a boykisser if you will 🧐
imagine if i cheated with an e-relationship
male vs man
im gonna make allegations against you lokiel once i can think of something harmless and comedic to accuse you of
give me a few business days
i want to own canada
Id lose a lot of respect for you ngl
I was hoping that'd be a bit more comedic but I don't think it worked
i would lose respect for myself too
good luck finding something that hasn't been thrown at me yet
I still disagree.
One of my past jobs was literal, cyber sec
have you had a wario figurine thrown at you
how does cybersec pertain to the complaint
lokiel the type of goober that yells eureka!
everytime he makes coffee
lmaooooo
I mean. I’ve been muted in this chat before.
I said keyword. Got muted. I completely understood why. I don’t sweat it.
i also use egad unironically

lokiel has been my personal diaper cleaner, they are such a great find! however i only have one issue as when they take it to the trash can they typically smell the diaper and its pretty stinky @lilac quarry
an acceptable answer but i wouldnt call it security
is this real chat
personally
I yell at the top of my lungs if I do anything
nah, leon would never
like maybe you could stretch it
Lokiel bill this man
he buys his goods online like a real weeb
it's not gonna be like the time that puppers used a paid AI service to create the most amount of strange allegations against me
nobody can top that
@neat moat do not.
sniped
you're well aware.
I can never find my crispy mint m&ms again
ghoti u foolish fool
what did I do?
👀
u posted
My closest experience to having a lover
lokiel really likes the feeling he gets when he drinks some juice and sneezes it out his nose

Quit posting the orange babysitter
bro
Dude
whats the orange babysitter
cambrie minimodding
No
Are they anything like annoying orange
Don't, he's trying to ragebait us in dms
do it.
I like annoying orange
conquestor do u know

its not ragebait stop lying
Stating that something is 1984? Without knowing the background information? Is not an accurate statement nor complaint.
If someone does not possess all the information, they should not complain about something they’re only thinking they know something about.
A good example is my own experience. I know people who have been banned for almost criminal level, inappropriate behavior on the Internet.
Then they pop up and claim that they are being censored.
I banned one in my own discord just last week and he left THIS discord when I sent his content to discord security
Guys do you like annoying orange
i hate gaslighters.
deleted bro. im just here to wait for my food to grill
I watched it recently for the first time... I thought it was hilarious
please..
please...
it's also just a silly joke
all i beg.
like almost always a silly joke
dude youre kind of pathetic rn
pot meet kettle?
please mr stinkman_fartass all i need in life is you to open it
please please please pleased
pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I know. I’m not complaining about silly jokes.
99.9% of trolling and jokes are perfectly acceptable. But every once in a while, you get something that is not.
Am I photography good?
Stink is just a chill dude who says funny things
I'll complain something is literally 1984 when it is literally 1984
but that's rare

im just a chill guy fr
How do I make a Molotov cocktail?
Yer killin it lad 👍
appreciate it ember
chill guy until someone doesnt like your philosophy you mean
no show at the bottom or red circle what i am looking aty?
gas/alcohol
rag

Stink is cool. Passes the vibe check
I want to go to the mountains again
stinky is stinky
okay goodnight freaks
I have ripped sheet, a lighter and a beer bottle?
behave
boyyyyyyyyyy what the derp!!!!
What'n'the goddamn did I miss
Hello Can I join?
ur gonna blow up 37 times
(This is a joke)
Nini leon best of luck for a good and quiet night
Hiya
You need bourbon beer
goodnight dont let the bugbite the bed @lilac quarry
I am very appreciative of any trip
Lokiel is gone. Post boykisser
Bourbon and baked beans. So good
`sure.
I like baked beans

Me when a boy sends me a message uwu
Me too. Gonna buy some tomorrow
mm beans
Oh bourbon or gas got it. If I make one do I have to throw it right then and there? I'm thinking about keeping one on me so I can kill some zombies in a pinch if I accidentally attract to many going to the store or something?
I don’t like most men. But femboy’s are cute
time for shower
don't play with fire
wrong chat oops
Shield me now
I mean I'd use it as a get away in a pinch kinda thing?
Please shield my brain
post rot
it's a last ditch effort as I said
femboys not my type but i respect that femboyness is not just for shrexual attention
wicked
enjoy the ban
bro speedran
you smell
do you appreciate their looks?

man why was he such a low tier troll
what the heck is my son doing why he trying to put himself in plastic bag
beautiful really lol
in what way
low effort troll fr
I have a rimworld save titled "bobos union"
actually the lowest effort
idk like, like I can appreciate a good looking guy without liking them
Chat do you like bobos union
He was actually banned?
was planning to only harvest their hearts for silver, checked their stats just incase and found this

why cant we get high effort long term ones who have plausible deniability and stuff, dont see those anymore
hmmm no?
dude was being a dick in dms, i don't see this as a loss
idrk what that experience is
guy fell for the ol' invisible trick
eh it's fine
evil vanquished
anyway remember I never sleep
who was banned?
no one important lol
no those are annoying
Invisible more like INVINCIBLE
How come any time I down a raider that actually has stats worth recruiting they're fucking UNWAVERING
go to bed lokiel ur very eepy
everone that mattered made it out okay 🙂
DON'T HYPNOTIZE ME
they are extremely entertaining tbh
leon lives on caffeine and marlbros
its often the unwavering ones that has good stats
no I don't smoke anymore
Am I permitted a single “I told you so” (referencing testing the servers raid protection)?
hey when lokiel is gone do yall wanna break rules? /j
I live on caffeine and beans
caffeine and maccas
I do not have a fun toilet experience
i think the occasional incident can be funny
What about asking someone that's clearly a child if they're at least 12?
free organs ig
buff is now half in a plastic bag
the occasional low effort troll can give me a giggle
We should be able to give rimworld colonists with the unwavering trait a robot brain piece that removes unwavering
i prefer it when they stick around for a longer period though and push the envelope little by little
Ganja Goddess has a sale on weed soda!
Strawberry creme soda’s with 100 mg are like $10
even as a joke that hurts
fun to watch
As a cost they become incredibly unstable mentally
I’ve always wondered about the sodas, do they even taste good?
I was gonna say long term mental abuse, but this seems somehow less evil
Don't waste your time on this IDIOT!
Depends on brand, but yeah.
I go for strawberry or banana.
👀
I've had 5 silicone packets for lunch today
-the british
oh hey, this seems familiar
The weed I smoke is OG yoda
i know nothing of this
i am more of a booze guy than an herb guy
I have a satchel a duffel bag and a fanny pack all full if loot, some books, some electronic stuff, some food, a screwdriver, saw, hammer, a spare set of clothes, some medical stuff but I'm low on painkillers and my one alcohol wipe and that's all my disinfectant, a good amount of guns and ammo, weapons and the likes (I'm afraid to fire as I don't know how to shoot well I'm not the veteran or the police officer but I want to learn).
I have checked I think its 5 might be more houses in the gated community, anything else I should pick up while I'm here or should I leave and look for just a car only right now?
MonkaS
gasp
Poggers

I don't drink and I don't smoke
Zee is attacking meee
I don't really enjoy what little alcohol I've tasted from what family gave me

Booze is nice but I hate having to piss multiple times in an hour 🤣
If only it didn’t do that
It tastes like burning and chocolate
dont start tbh
In water
I never touched achohol until AFTER age 30.
Never my thing
I do like whiskey bottles
car

Some of them look cool
I don’t sweat booze or weed consumption.
Grew up amongst pot heads
yeah i cant stand potheads unfortunately
never met one i could actually stand to be around
Weed smells awful 
He talked about girls alot
Yeah like all else fails my car breaks down next to a hoard or I'm killing some, more show up and oops I'm tired and further away from my car then I'd like? Maybe I have some leg scratches or something from hoping a fence? Times like that when I NEED to just kill what I can and get away when I can right? That's when I use the Molotov? I won't just go walk up to the factory or storage lockers and throw the bottle on the hoard that's how one burns down the place and gets rid of the loot right?
I like snoop dogg
About the only pothead I know
Rolling
@onyx igloo my dinner:
mashed potatos. 4 cheese.
Pork and beans (room temp).
Slice o’ ham.
Goin old west
blep
gravy
ember save me
Mlep
my dinner was carbonara but with shrimp instead of pork
So I have what I need go look for the car don't look for any more loot? I have everything nothing specific in particular I need to grab still?
you living on the union rations?
Too lazy. These are leftovers lol.
Sometimes!
I’m a lazy cook. This is my friday night so I’m relaxin before Red Dead
I like cooking
wha happened
I do BAKE tho.
Baking is my jam. Cookies, pies, breads, etc.
I hate cleaning up messes
a meal i make myself often is the most satisfying
look you sound like you have a lot of loot on you already so grabbing more without more capacity is pointless. I'd suggest going back to base or at least searching for a car
stuck helping 
feels like it satisfies a part of my psyche nothing else does
providing for my own needs directly i suppose
ooooo rip
Comfort food is about my only drug i take
fishing had a similar effect the one time i got to actually eat my catch
it triggers something
fishing is a form of hunting
just play it and see what happens. the game works better when you roll with things
I want a cool buckskin vest or something
Land hunting i mean
thank you
Space hunters
I'm just wondering if I maybe missed anything I have some random electronics and I could drop some of the guns, the guitar is quite heavy or some of the level 2 books I probably won't read before I die especially in skills I've never used but I'm hopeful.
I'm going to go look for the car, but I just want to make sure I didn't miss anything as the hardware store, the gas station, the fishing store, where I make base as its nearish the town the river and the factories and storage lockers. Its all just far away from the gated community and all in the other direction so I'm not coming back here if I don't really have to so do I look for anything else or no?
I guess?
remembering the time they made a Dr disrespect hunter skin
some could say he really was immersed into being the predator
Ah nawwwwww
still wish we got to see those logs
(Too much?)
nah
it pains me to not know the extent
it's painful to have that in public
former victim of grooming myself, it's an innate urge to want to know
fair enough
even if i know i wont always know
and that i must respect their wishes
i still want to
Time for the ice cubes
I want to see
oof
sorry bout that
are you fine tho?
sorry for my circumstances you had no part in? 
yeah I'm alright, mostly
time heals a lot of wounds
I'm hot for different reasons :)
supportive chat yay 😄
pfft lets fix that problem
How did you know I was mind cooking you?
gettin too cozy
wet cloth on neck, wet hair, close the blinds and open the windows if its night
i cant open my windows
Maki can attest to this
bugs will come inside
Try breaking them.
rotting in degen chat
this is florida dawg i am NOT opening this mf
haiii mix
Helloh!
^~^
Bugs needs friends too
I hope you're well, Riley~
im gonna have 2 billion lizards and bugs in my bedroom within the hour
let them in, set them up a meal
mixmix
I'll fix that
Send them into space with no spacesuit.
which i dont mind the lizards tbf theyre all my children so long as they share my home with me
Put 1 ice cube on your forehead, and one on your stomach.. should work well with a fan
Helloh!
What? You think this would kill me?
It would!
I'd be fine after though
We are doing pretty good right now :)
It's been a helluva year so far but in the moment things are ok ^^
however i forget my pc is a thing and playing fortnite for like 6 hours will indeed warm my room
chip is chronic complainer
I'm happy for you~
thats literally my job
Appreciated :D
at work i am THE premeire complainer
IM THE NEW MANAGER
i will literally bitch the entire time but ill do all the work so im allowed to
thems the rules
I didn't know they paid people to complain
mfs sit around all day while im a constant and unending source of labor
I GOT HIRED INTO COMPLAINT INDUSTRIES VIA MY MAJOR IN COMPLAINING
i have a right to gripe!
coward
no cause yk how some people can smell ants
what
They what
Bugs :3
i cannot allow them into my room
whag
people smell ants
do u guys not know this
Who the hell smells ants
everyone can't?
yea theres a gene some folks have where u can literally smell ants
where are you focally gifted people
is that like cilantro tasting like soap to some ppl
what does ant smell like
does no one know this
not great
Yeah I can attest ants have a smell if you crush them with your fingers
yeah actually
Toasted is a certified ant murderer
so this is a real thing because ants have a primitive sense of fear and will release specific hormones to warn other ants while they die
thats not a joke thats real
lol
Fuckers need to get the hell out of my domain
They gonna get nuked
We have a spider in headspace and they are real nice
complete annihilation
I leave the spiders alone if they stay away from my bed though
Do ants have a nutritional value… hmmm
If he is in the corner he remains in the corner
I will not harm spiders that do not tread too close
You just named three important parts of the ecosystem
I'm saying they are NOT friends
Wasps are just spicy bees, and I like bees
They are NOT friend bug
theyre not made to be your friends
I’m cool with bees and all, but not on a 20ft ladder
they are mean bug
wasps are chill if they know youre not a threat
theyll remember you if you live near them and give em fud
im allergic to bees
INKY
it's called wasp gossip
I have PTSD with carpenter bees
@bronze moat did your pulls for burnice go well?
We had a really calm wasp nest waaaay back in primary but some dumb fucks poured gravel on the hive and you can prolly guess the outcome
They stung me and gave me a big bump on my knee
thats fucked
I think I'm allergic
FACT. Hives will also share your information if they are not enemies.
Multiiple hives in a single tree can, and will identify you as friend or foe depending on your interaction
wdym carpenter bees dont sting?
I dunno
i remember my dad got stung 3 times from a wasp nest that was in the gate lock hole
i almost pissed my pants laughing
wait no
It was some underground-ey stingy thing
i think the females can
comical series of events
I’ve changed clothes before because I pissed a bee off at work and thought he was gonna tell his friends it was me
oh underground they were probably wasps
i love bugs n insects :3
Idk if it helped
yellow jackets like to make underground hives
insects are fire
Going from the gated community what's the best place with the least amount of zombies to look for a car?
so are arthropods
bug gang
i discovered my allergy by running over a yellow jacket nest with a lawnmower
scorpions are chill
Yeah i just don't like things that give me a bump on my knee
i love bugs but ONLY certain ones
bug racism
Yeah it sucks if there is a good reason for not liking them, but when theyre chill its cool
I don't like ticks but I understand the struggle
I like some bugs
scorpions are cool, honeybees are cool, moths are cool, beetles are cool, spiders CAN be cool, but anything else can fuck off
moff :3
I like bugs when they stay out of my home
real
I like birds
spiders and scorpions are arthropods 🤓
Birds are cool
If they stay out of my way
Once ran down a hill, my cousins went one way and I ran straight down the middle
It fucking sucked running back up that hill being swarmed by hundreds of these… ground bees
It was the 4th of July too.. Felt like shit but I didn’t wanna miss the fireworks 😆
theyre all arthropods dingus
Birds chirping in the morning cheer me up
City birds are so derpy i love them and Rural birds are pretty and graceful things
@heavy ivy r you going to bed soon -.-
insects, crustaceans, arachnids, all fall under arthropods
its onlt 10:30pm
If a spider enters my bed or touches my desk he will be completely and utterly annihilated but if he stays in the corner where he belongs I will not harm him
Am
bed time is at 11 😤
Real
yes but not all insects
arthropods is just the blanket family title for "critters with an exoskeleton"
Gn chat
no insects DIRECTLY fall under the arthropod phylum
are worms critters?
You know that when someone tells us to do something we are going to explicitly not do it 
I'll see you at 4am
worms are noodles
critter :3
NOOOOOOOOO
like snakes
actually-
"Jumping wolf spider" is a blanket term for the silly willy cutey patooty hoppity hop fuzzy hoppers.
i know, theyre insecta but spiders are not insects
theyre under arachnida
stay UP till 4am! Don't try sleeping sooner! You will stay up till the early hours of the day!!!
no theyre arachnids which also are ARTHROPODS
I KNOW
since we were talking about insects
BUG ISNT AN OFFICIAL TERM
it's almost 11 pm for me. I START gaming at this time lol
I SAID BUGS
i know
Well now I know you are trying to reverse psych me so I still wont listen >:3
spiders also aren't insects
we were talking about insects
why are we even arguing then
im not
This whole convo is bugging me
maybe thats why
youre using linnaean classification which is lame tho
You vill eat ze bugs
You vill live in ze pod
Im hardwired to do the most damaging thing possible!!!!!
You vill own nothing und be happy
I can’t get crab rave out of my head, it’s been stuck in here for the past 3 days
im not getting into sciency talk for the sake of others being able to contribute to the conversation
Yum yum adrenochrome so good
does ember understand the concept of bribery?
Pop pop pop population control
so i say BUG
Jawohl
if i wanted to talk nerdy bullshit id go back to school
Yeah, I just don't think it works on her
Or any of soup gang tbh
My area should be all clear for the night but apparently Cullman is getting fucking erased-
3/4 done w my bachelors
Understand it yes but you may underestimate the power of friendly spite
but i shit the bed on my funding and i gotta figure that whole debacle out
The news keeps going back to Cullman
I am never done with a bachelor. wait... sorry misunderstood
Your best bet would be bee, but even then, it's probably too busy zoning out and thinking about soft
im kinda discouraged in job searching tho when im done w the military
yeah blowing up children's hospitals isn't exactly a transferable skill
good one mate
Demolitions?
short story but i was seeing a girl 2 months ago whos an ornithologist and she kept saying that it'd be easy to get a job cause they need people even where she works but i ran into her literally last night and she was like "ermmmmm it aint looking good buster"
You'd have to give it something crazy, and then somehow hold it's attention span long enough cause it's worse than mine and it took me a couple alt tabs to the 2 hour video playing in youtube to finish this sentence
tru! Just pretend the children are on the inside
so i now have to extend my military contract cause im scared of finding a job :(
Alternatively...
Put yourself on the internet for money
There are two paths you can take for this
i have people who work in defense contracting offering me spots when im out but like my moral compass is still somewhat present and i just cant do it
You'd be fit for either imo
cool chip could do pretty goo- god damnnit i realized what youre referring to
🤔
yall r gonna see me in a raytheon button up come next year
Do it tbh
i got a mortgage to pay...
Freelance demolition
im just gonna become a mercenary at this point
ill get fat and grow a goatee and just replace steven segall
No like don't become a mercenary. They're actually soulless
Nooo don't surrender your twink form
except ill actually see some form of combat
im not a twink im bulking rn leave me alone
ive gained 8 pounds now
max bulk
mate, its not worth it
my neighbor was in blackwater in 2003 lmfao
youll just be in the next journalism expose
Old man advice: Find jobs that you ENJOY, and the money is far less important.
You will also be 5 times happier.
You'll only be in the expose if you commit a crime
i cant enjoy anything if im homeless
I've considered going into like some sort of Profesional cleaning work. Probably not a crime scene cleaner, but something along those lines
thats kind of shit advice
Just stream on twitch or sum
good idea
i do like working in aviation maybe ill just do something not military related
crime scene cleaning needs a lot of requirements, not sure if its the same in the usa
theres plenty of airports around here
Like demoli-
No, not that one
cleaning in general is thankless and you see fucked up shit but it can be good
nahhhhh fuck it mercenary time its just like tarkov dude i swear
It probably is but ill also look onto what other occupations exist. The only hiccup I have would be thr horrors
real
youll be cleaning piss and shit off the walls in no time brother
piss, shit, and jizz
fuck yes, piss and shit lets gooooo
i was really drunk last night and i for some reason filled my zippo with butane and almost blew myself up
its all scratched up now cause i threw it into a parking lot and stomped it
Commercialized war as a concept is spooky
At worst it will be someone's brains but I doubt I'm qualified ¯_(ツ)_/¯
some people arent made for seeing all that shit but im sure youll be fine
theres nothing dystopian about that!!!
Well see if I need a collage degree for an unpaid internship first 🤓
insane
tru!
Yet another reason i want out of the states
real
afaik you dont need those qualifications here, i know a mate who does crime scene cleanup and he just needed a lot of training [provided by the company] and he's on call 24/7
Please I just wanna bake bread or some shit idc if its 14 euros an hour at least then i could afford a place of living
Idk the qualifications but yeah I'll look. But I need to get my bank shit sorted and of couse make those purchases 👍
Cooks can ALWAYS find work.
Depends on your local city/town tbh
Frankly I actually like the concept of private armies but that's just me
Yeah I wanna find something local to just build up a little money so I can piss off in peace
the man who sold the world
Grocery store bakeries are actually not bad if you LIKE bakery work. Making cinnamon rolls for 20% over minimum wage.
If you find a local deli/shop/etc. needing a baker, those will pay more
Yeah that'd be baller, I need something physically active so i dont go insane throughout the day
My city is a food city, so cooks of any kind never not have a job. Can usually just walk into any random bar or eatery and say "Hey need a cook?" and poof, you got a job.
Local diners are hard to get into, cause staff is often career. Like an old man cooking at a locally owned diner for the last 20 years, for example.
So go more commercial for an easy find: grocery stores
Line cooks always find work too. I work with the elderly. I may get a second job as a line cook in a retirement home kitchen. 20 bucks an hour to make eggs, pancakes, etc. for breakfast
that sounds real fulfilling too, so many old folks around here are quite nice when you get to know them
I quit working video games and finance stuff to move home and care for my mom before she died. Now I am taking care of my dad.
So it's kinda natural for me. Figure I can work a morning shift, make a few hundred bucks just making food, then do my other thing.
LOTS of places are hiring too. Just gotta find what is fulfilling for you, your energy levels/temperments, and finances.
Prioritizing money is not always the wisest. If a job can pay your bills, and you LIKE it? You are way better off in the long run than a job that pays extra but you are stressed and miserable every day
do demi chefs/commis chefs need certificates in america
demi chef? Is that what you call an assistant chef?
yeah
theyre in the kitchen staff under the executive chef: line cooks and station chefs, etc
Then no. Not that I know of. No formal education is needed for an ASSISTANT chef. But it 100% helps on your resume
ahhh
just confirmed on zip recruiter lol
its similar here but cookery certs are always appreciated afaik
highschool or GED = can be chef assistant
I suppose they are all mixed together tbh.
we use french names here, and its different positions
Line cook basically just means working the grill, making the cereal/soup, etc. Basic cooking.
But you are NOT the chef
also depends entirely on the business.
valid
Denny's, the casual dining here in USA? The "chef" usually just manages the kitchen. The cooks are all "line cooks" cause you just make a shit ton of bacon, eggs, pancakes, and simple meals.
Go to an ACTUAL restraunt, and you will have a more organized staff with a chef, assistant chef, and support staff
i dont have much experience working in food, i was just the wash boy for some small places
Seatlle has a LOT of places.
We got a local italian place called Luigi's. Chef there has been cooking for like 30+ years. Best authentic italian food in the entire state.

Yup!
They have a chef's choice meal. super expensive, but full on 8 course meal and the chef makes you what HE wants. sooo frikkin good
it's THE Luigi
We also have a shop that sells truffles. They only make a SET NUMBER per day. Once sold out, that's it. shop closes for the day.
Insanely popular
Crab shacks, all that. Seattle is a major food based city.
you really like seattle



