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im not for pirating at all it’s so terrible
we dont care mate
Utensil woman
fat americans take like 60 euros of my money so i can have like 10 hours of fun max
lol
it’s a good system
real
we all advocate for legally obtainingexpensive games
culture shouldn’t be only for those who can afford it but what do i know
thats something else
Kill me now
hahaheheheeee
you need level 10 here mate
i thought it was level 5
was too slow
Is a rich game company like ubisoft not a douche?
no
3 in a row
i mean a douche is smth else
level 5 in pz chats ; level 10 here
got triple grand slammed
oh you mean
stink is a douche, for example

you were like .5 sec off
no offense
dude what
blep
what?
i talk like all the time and im barely level 5
i made a joke but youre too young to understand sean
ubisoft is major douche
you don’t want to know
I probably dont

mix!
What's going on in here?
gay sex
Helloh! I hope you're well!
me being an idiot
we are hating on big companies
We're yapping 🙂
riot
grrr
Burn the corpo
woah anti capitalist sentiment on my app ?
Fuck EA, Bethesda, Ubisoft, Activision, EA again...
mods kill this dude with hammers
im tempted to play skyrim
Capitalism?!
I'm sorry.
Uhhh

you guys and these anime gifs man
Why does she move like that
Stop being blurry
some crazy motion blur
Your confusing my eyeballs
she has like three personalities lmao
So do I
big ass ears as well
(jk)
How'd they get in there
How big is your head goddamn
climbed on in
dont worry about it
must be real empty to fit all those people
Imma curse everyone here with a witch's spell
"Your skull is dense enough to be repurposed into armor plating."
Already have been
:) as a witch i can counter it
brmeeow
no role playing in my server please
bro has an allergic reaction to riley
@frail shadow This you
Understandable
Crusader!

hiiii
HUGSS :D
helo i am crusdaer
hug fren!
take that back
Tyler when he creates
^~^
Riley what if I set you on fire
nah its just jokes you seem cool
is the plunger an insult
It means you are a second class citizen
halk tua
keep yapping and you will rise in time
i was a black belt in club penguin i could rip your jaw off

that doesn’t translate to real life combat skill
It does
see
Katana obvs
no the axe
I have over 50 million cuteness
However
you character looks like my ex
adding mod support to this game was clearly a mistake
Are yo winnin’ son?
Me: YUP.
Who me?
Sales are always epic.
PZ is 4 copies for $30
Red Dead is $15. Normally $60
spring sale is great
Oh, is there a sale?
Yeep
Rate my loadout
and goddammit i bought pz at full price
Ya. Spring sale
I'm not really looking to pick up new games, but I want to buy some games for some friends.
ooo maybe I should see if there's any silly games I want on steam while the sale's on
I'm at the point with my Steam Library where, barring a specific gem every so often, I own every game I want already.
90% off on twd is insane though
I thought I spent $1,000 on PZ. I was wrong.
$2,700. Just on PZ
Could be worse. I'll never forget that time I bought an app and it when free the next day.
I always wishlist games so when sales pop, sort by wishlist and see if it’s a game u actually WANT.
If not, I remove it
Pretty much.
so many games with huge sales goddamn
first steam sale that i actually have money to spend on
so many games on sale i dont know what to get
Goose Game! It’s cute
im definitely getting twd definitive edition
Tomb Raider remastered are cool too IF you wanna go back and play the classics
i dont play tomb raider
i want silent hill 2 though
but its still pretty expensive
goose game is super cuteee, I've seen some stuff on it, might pick it upp
While I know some people will be put off by point-and-click games, I cannot recommend Don't Escape 4 enough if you love story driven games.
You can co op too! Have 2 people causing goose mayhem.
Not much replay value but it’s a fun casual game
Hell yeah I got a long cardboard tube
mm I ate burrito 
Then fix it
You'll get there
If I didn't try I wouldn't be here
Neither would I
Would probably still be sleeping ngl
I'm sorry, sweets. I hope things get better for you, really.
starfield ratings are still mixed
Don't worry, its fine, I've been thru worse
Its just the lack of a proper pace hitting me like a semi
I know you can handle it. I still care.
It's sympathy.
Good evening!
Long time mix
It's nice to see you again!
god i dont have enough money for the last of us
is the game even good
mostly positive ratings tell me otherwise
Yes it is how have you been
What the hell is a dragons challenge rating
hello lads
Mine is just starting, but it's been fine.
That's good ^^
my vast toolset is 2 hatchets and 2 knives
Just kinda scrolling my different servers and existing.
In what? A game, or in person?
I'm listening to accidental asmr
In person
Nice nice, taking a minute to simply be is a very good experience
I collect the cool things
A have a couple toolkits of varying completion.
gotta complete em all
I eat screwdrivers
Moe, moe moe moe your actions have consequences
nooooo moeeee whyyyyy
Maybe
I don't rmemeber seeing any new releases for stupid dumb idiot head show
Don't pregnant emoji it Moe
There aren't any I just heard about the show and this was the first thought I had
I've never seen it
Drat! Foiled again!
Art
nerd
Accidental self-dox followed by denial
That was a close one, right oat?
it's him, Frank
Sup chat
no
I'll fucking delete it
Do you really think I'm exactly happy right now Fred
I made an abomination Sean, enjoy
please don't eliminar
@toxic hawk go get your yearly Sibaris if you haven't yet
I already stole this gif
You can’t
Delete those
You animal
Never 
They are free weapon slots
They are also "rare" unobtainable copies
Why tf do you want copies???????
Why wouldn't I want copies?
It's not like you can dual wield them?????
How many people do you know with 6 of them
Do you even use the singular dex sybaris?
God no, powercrept to hell and back
naw
I have literally every prime warframe
I delete the duplicates I get from twitch drops
Here, mald cope and seethe
Wtf is wrong with you
Would have them all but I missed a couple due to energy shortages 
Are t we
Moe I banish you to shadow realm
Well... Now there's people with more copies than you
No point in keeping them
Moe i banish you to my house
Kill you
Unsure, again, how many people do you know with 6 of them
soo someone named missingspy just sent me while we were playing a cat being disected alive and is saying the r word alot and sending n word memes
I've seen it on reddit before
If they are in this server dm the spiffo bot
that’s kinda fucked up
Dm this bot and send photo evidence
but how do i use it to report him
that’s nasty
Just say “ hey this user is doing this” and send photos, u could probably get them banned that way
Or u can block them
Idk if they would ban if it happens outside of server but It never hurts to try
Hi boop
P fucked up
moe i’ll be nice to you just this once
Me rn:
hola
Thank you
How r u
I've been having. Bad day
aww what’s wrong lil bro
A lot man
i’m good! excited, i’ll be cooking dinner tonight
I'm digitally looking left to right in a dodgy manner
Kids who want to use the internet to learn new skills:🧍
Ooooo, whatcha making? (Better save me some)
Omar who isn't pregnant 🧍♂️
A counterargument there would be the library but that's certainly slower
avg discord cornball
Correct. I am not pregnant.
Omar when I give him the potion
someone’s pregnant??
i think kids shouldnt
For now 🤭
like tbey should just stop
i’ll show you later!
loading up Arma, fortunate son playing, no one to bother me, cold water. Peak night
Depends on the kid
looked up one guys username that did that and found his instagram, and from there his parents facebook
Read books
Smh
no no, they should not
sent em a vid of what they kid was doin
Move predicted
Ultimate power
Get parried loser
Discord account later deleted after a week lol
Bet, I might be asleep tho since I gotta be up early for school.
One time my friend was streaming and didn't realize somehow lmfao
when i was akid i almost got hit by a car reading a book as i was walking to school
No! No! Now you've won!
I just messed with him by telling him exactly what he was doing
now as an adult i almost get hit reading shit on my smart phone
I never dangerously walked with books nor phone
Kids were alright without internet for centuries but now it's a necessity smh
But I was a big reader too
boring bitch
book is dumb, because then you'll loose your page, everything's unsteady,
sounds good to me 😎
phone makes sense, though. That's easier to do walking
i used to read books at night with horrible lighting cause i was so addicted
It's not that it's a necessity, but it's an unnecessary limit compared to educating them on internet safety & potentially monitoring and/or limiting their access
Same
This is Omar
i used a toy with a barely working led to light up the page i was reading
prolly why i now got -2 in one eye and -1 in the other
I'm not an alien
No your defensive Omar
omar is offensive by definition
I had one of those lights you had to hold down the button to use lmao, I feel you
offending my eyes looking at him
gasp
Don't feel frogski please we've talked about this
I feel him.
nah i legit had to repeatedly press a car with a lightbar on it as my source of light
it lit up for about 4 seconds
Okay that is objectively worse I'll give u that
i really had to finish harry potter and the 5th book whatever the fuck it was called
I never read Harry Potter because I was too cool
bro got future info on jk rowling
Well, most parents won't bother
i forgor, especiallt cause i read it in russian
I'm defensive, my house is well sealed
Your plumbing isn't
Metal plated
A blanket ban is not the proper response to parental negligence imo
i rememeber it being thiccc
Most use internet as a way to get them entertained and not bothering them
True 💪
my parents tried banning shit
Mm try to climb throw the nails i pierced through thr pipes
I absolutely despise harry potter
you know what happened as a result
I have you fool
You figured out how to get around it I imagine
i purposefuly seeked out the stuff i was banned from
No you don't i have a gun
No he gave up and ate rocks
Overly strict parenting will do that—not learning to not do stuff, just learning how to not get caught
I guess I won't have kids then
as the oldest in my family, they tried the whole strict asian parent thing, realised all it does is just make me more sneaky, then relax their rules for my lil brothers
Mine were always pretty strict but the internet wasn't very easy to regulate. Computer access was when I was a child but not really beyond that
I'm saying it took them long enough to give you little brothers to realize their parenting wasn't working
I grew up without internet, then I got internet as a teenager but it wasn't the mess it is right now
Unfortunately having a child does not come with a tutorial
i learned a lot about piracy, cybersecurity and using the right words for my desired search engine results
But it does have hints
Maybe you just didn't see the mess
🔥
oh i suppose so
I infected the family computer with 20 different forms of adware when I was trynna download Minecraft mods in 2012
the middle one is 8 years younger
Probably
Thank god i dind't get discord as a kid frfr
On all that is holly and jolly
I think I only ever got a virus once on a personal laptop
true though, being exposed to the internet as it is rn is a terrible idea
The internet is weird
oh i fucked up my laptop terribly
donwloaded so many pirated games, and viruses to go with them
How long have we had the internet anyway
I wanna know how long it took us to screw it up
had a pernament pop up ad in the bottom right corner
My little cousins watch those weird elsagate videos on youtube 24/7 lol
I think if they're very young it should be monitored closely if any access if given at all, then as they age reinforce internet safety while slowly giving them more independence. But I'm not a parent and as of rn don't intend to be so 🤷
Omar dosent know I ate his rocks
chat should i risk it for $100?
No
There is no point trying to isolate someone from the internet atp
Oh, I know. Those weren't rocks, Moe. You just ate eggs. But not any eggs. Dinosaur eggs. Fertilized ones. You've fallen for my trap.
No it was rocks, silly
Try to isolate them long enough to have a moral compass
I know what rocks taste like
However people can guide their kids to browse the internet safely
If they're below the age of 6 idt they need unfettered access
But I agree generally
if theyre that age they dont need ANY access
Unfettered
Untimouted
Uninhibited
at that age you as a parent are able to physically stop access to the internet
Unfiltered?
Ya that's what I meant by if given any at all
its later on when they grow up, and have their own devices and ways to access the internet is where you gotta guide them rather than try to restrict it
Not limited
Yeah definitely
God my first job interview was terrible
I definitely think its best, as long as its practical to physically limit the access to internet, to keep that going, but once youre past the point of no return, its best to demonstrate how to use the internet safely
Idk balancing between respecting privacy & keeping them safe seems difficult. My parents leaned more towards the latter which just led to secrecy. Just not having kids means I don't have to worry about that 😤
Terrible how
we are in a difficult spot rn
I will

when we were growing up the internet was also in its infancy
I said the wrong days I didn't wanna work
Yeah it's certainly different now
If I had kids, I wouldn't want them interacting with random strangers on the internet
smh
it gets more and more accessible, and more and more influential, theres no stopping it, only adapting to its influence
It was your first interview, it's understandable that you'd be nervous
Rather than putting yourself down it seems more productive to think about what you can learn from the experience
Remember the name kinda
Oh no. Nostalgia chat has started
We can stop it. Internet is frail as fuck lol
What have you done Hana
that is a totally valid point of view
but you will not be able to stop your kids from accessing the internet
no matter what you do
Unless you homeschool them and never let them leave the house
They're gonna get access at school or outside the house
literally unless you lock them up there will be a way
Pal I'm right here
Minus not being let outside
Point eradicated😎
I wouldn't buy them a phone
Easy
doesnt matter
Based on your being on the internet right now I don't think you're an example of this hypothetical child
ik I'm messing around
Or you are, if your parents try to block your access
they will borrow their friends phone instead
or the library
or the school
if there is a way, and you actively try to stop it, trust me, your kid will try to get around it
if only to spite you
Source: experienced childhood
well good thing you arent the only person to exist
yurrp
bought whar
the game
Oh
Which game?
project proboid i imagine
I just wouldn't let my kid have friends
i refunded it and waited for a sale because im broke
What the fuck is Project Promboid
That's reasonable
just lock them up forever
lobotomy is easier tbh
Basically project zomboid but everyone is at prom
..
Yeah maybe keep on track with not being a parent
what stone did you guys carve your engine blocks from?
uranium
I will
Goodio
Once that dude who almost ran me over pays me, I might go to a pawn shop or something if I have some extra money left
what playstyle should i put
i know how to play
Guys I'm about to watch a movie can you quiet down
CDDA
how about you grill your shelf
the music sounds like a dictatorship music
I've been looking into getting a shotgun or something for a while-
American things lmao
fair
shotgun
like german
The cookout isn't until tomorrow (you are Not invited)
Gn chat imma attempt to sleep
racist
get a reproduction Colt Navy, I saw some going online for like, 300 bucks
that looks too easy
Colt Navy? Maybe, I like single actions
It's not a race thing I just don't invite people who look like you or talk like you or smell like you
I fired a Ruger single action .357 a while ago and it was a fun time
Basically everyone is invited except for you
not even legally a firearm, according to the ATF
oh my bad
or so I've heard
All good I'll make sure someone brings you leftovers
The thing barely kicked, you'd expect a .357 to hurt your wrist, especially out of a lighter gun like that one was, but it actually kicked less than the 9mm I shot a while ago
AHHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHHH! HELP ME! IVE RUN OUT OF POPCORN! AGHH! AHHH!
thank you ill try not to smell
Fallen for my trap once again
You will fail.
Hop on Netflix's Civilization VI
one cool thing about being able to shoot/handle guns is you can record your own sound effects for projects lol
What kind of sound effects? Like, soothing ASMR stuff?
stuff for games, videos, ASMR if ya want
Sound effect I made a while ago, the sounds here are cut from videos of me firing a shotgun and an AK
That wasn't ASMR at all
your telling me the complete edition of civ 6 on netflix is cheaper than buying it on steam?
I'm making a visual novel set in a zombie apocalypse and I want to make the sounds realistic since sound is the main thing I've got to work with
I imagine it is not very Good
To make the guns feel powerful
soften it a bit, reduce volume, add some rain, distant artillery, a bit of automatic fire, then yeah it is actually
play with a tv remote
I'm going to automatically fire you from a cannon into space
that sounds cool, where can I find when you finish?
This is from a recording of my friend firing a pistol
Wait what?
It was a nice effect, so it worked
Omar are you fooling me or is this true
It's probably a watered down version but that is a real screenshot
Factual
Again I want to clarify that it is most likely not Good
If you're fine with furry stuff I already have a few builds for the main project out, these sounds are for a side story set in the same universe that's written in first person instead of third
I thought it'd be a cool thing for the sounds to be more immersive in something written in first person lol
I doubt any Netflix mobile games are anything more than regular mobile games but through Netflix
(I suck at drawing humans, totally the only reason the characters are furries...)
blep
Relevant meme
The main story is set in Alabama (where I'm from irl) and the side story is set in Norway
The main reason I picked Norway specifically is because the far north has polar night which would be fucking terrifying in a zombie apocalypse
Especially a zombie apocalypse with sprinters
Alaska does to, but there'd be like, 2 zombies per year
that unironically would be worse
Tromsø (the region I decided on) has it for 3 months every single year

And a decent population too
funny that, thats how i imagine you
oooh medicine's story is gud
Yeah, also thought it'd be fun to write something not set in the US since almost every single zombie thing I've seen is set in the US

sigma sigma boy
english zombies, but nothing changes, just more biting than stabbing
Another thing about Norway is that guns are very rare and semi autos are basically non existent
больше надежд нееету
polearms my beloved
Pain.
Everyone would be using lever actions, bolt actions, break actions or pump actions
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Yeah, a lot of people would probably resort to making medieval style weaponry eventually
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I'm about to go super sigma
raiding a police station for chain mail because they use it against people with knives
One of the side characters actually starts out with an improvised spear when the main character finds him lmao
They'd actually get some decent gear from a police station
Just about the only place you're getting a pistol
Hell, if you're lucky you may find an MP5
puts you in a much better state than everyone else you'll find
i guess it checks out for 1993
unless they have a pipebomb
not likely to find mp5s today tho
I want an MP5
I'm talking about a story I'm making lol
Oh, damn
its all different flavours of kalashnikovs
I decided the gun the main character is gonna be using the most often is a Marlin 1895
Lever action
what year is it set in and where
is that an Animated zombie survival guide or.. the walking dead
2023 in Norway
Semi automatic weapons are completely banned for civilians so all you're getting is other types of guns
norway is decent on gun laws, why a cowboy gun
It's a relatively popular hunting rifle iirc
it's from zombieland
fair nuff
Lever actions I mean
AH
Also they're simpler to use than a bolt action iirc
Just move your hand down then back up to fire it again
zombieland double tap 🤓 👆
i dont claim to know enough about norways gun culture, so ill take your word for it
I mean worldwide
I don't know much about Norway either, just thought "hey, lever actions are popular hunting rifles so why not this one?"
uk is mostly various .22s and shotties
lever actions are just cool too
Yeah
i imagine most relatively strict countries mostly have 12/20g and 22s
and black powder if you wanna count that, shits hilarious
Norway has a pretty big hunting culture from what I've heard so they'd probably be more lenient on hunting rifles
you know what would go unimaginably hard?
A group of texan raiders in a zombie apocalypse, all on horseback, with repeaters and sabers and shit
loading their own ammo after most of it runs out
play wasteland, 2 or 3
I was thinking of also making a side story set in the Wild West because I just like Wild West shit lmao
The way my zombie disease works means a small area could very easily get wiped out in any time period
I just kinda love cavalry ngl
like WWZ the book?
It's basically just
"What if CWD, but it's on crack and able to infect people?"
Book WWZ my beloved
Already got prime but bet
basically, things are really, really bad for a few months, then everything is chill?
(CWD can cause aggression in deer so I basically took that and ran with it)
almost perfect, if only max brooks knew more about explosive ordinance
Prions can spread via blood so people aren't quite safe
Usually it's just blood transfusions but hell, airborne prions exist
because the issue with the most real zombie-like diseases is that the host will die pretty quickly after infection
Yeah
The zombies in my universe still eat and drink, they basically persistence hunt wild animals
pz infection is pretty realistic
So starvation wouldn't be a huge problem
Other diseases? Another story
do they prioritize humans?
They do prioritize people but when people aren't around they can be found chasing deer around or something lmao
makes total sense
The infection can actually spread via venison, which is how outbreaks usually start
Some hunter doesn't notice any odd behavior in a deer
Shoots it, eats it, maybe feeds it to other people
Bam
Zombies
I feel like people would pretty quickly learn to stop doing that
Yeah
if it is a global apocalypse it has to be something thats incredibly infectious to actually cause an apocalypse
It's not a global thing, small outbreaks randomly pop up in mostly rural areas
airborne, or present in most food/water sources
airborne would fucking suck
They usually wipe themselves out in a couple years tops if they fail to spread via land (which usually happens)
granted I already have a gasmask so I'd be decent
yeah no
I'd be statistically much less fucked than most
still fucked, but less so
Individual zombies usually die in 6 months but if it can sustain infections in the area then the infection can stick around for a year or two
its not gonna help you out for very long, like at all
I can improvise filters kinda
even a full hazmat suit wont help for long
When someone gets infected by a deer, usually they have a few weeks, but if a lot of blood gets into an open wound or (if they're very unlucky) their eyes/mouth, they have days
Real prions take forever but this is a prion on crack so shhh
it takes a full team of trained RPE technicians to sustain a system
Small amounts of blood getting into the body still infect but they can possibly last longer than people who are exposed to more
and if a SINGLE mistake is made, thats everyone infected
even something as small as taking off your hazmat in the wrong order
Also my excuse for bites spreading it is basically that gum disease is rampant in the zombies, which means bleeding gums
and you have to have a sterile virus free area secured to begin with, like a bunker or something
who said I'd work with people nearby?
blep
plus, I can hold my breath to eat/drink
working alone will just kill you faster dude lol
Their blood mixes into their saliva, leading to bites spreading the prion
bro, you think particles care
splash boiling water on my face
boom
they all died
those pesky particles
the millisecond you let an airgap through, as you change gasmaks/filters, youre done
infected
Imagine an overhaul for susceptible that makes it more realistic like that 😭
Change a filter near a zombie? Dead on the spot
depends if it just tears through your immune system. If your body can fight it off with small exposure, then you can do that stuff
"Chill" would be ahm, an understatement; essentially deer get what for us would be dementia
the only way to actually keep an airborne infection as viral as a zombie virus, is to lock up inside something like a bunker with a very good air filtration system
Except its visible, and it slowly eats their brain functions out until they physically cannot live anymore
Yeah, I basically just took the rare instances of aggression that I've heard about and ran with it for my disease 😭
So, rabies?
for people who aren't infected. The infected drop dead, everything is fine enough
I was going to say something odd but have decided against it
I was thinking of having some of the infected people randomly act docile if they're very far into infection, could be creepy
You expect them to charge but they just... Stare
Man, dementia is one hell of a thing.
Yeah, my grandpa had it a couple years ago. Fucking rough
BLAM
shell makes shell noise of floor
need to get out of this bath. i’ve watched like a million episodes of below deck
yeah, terrible disease. Hope we can better treat it soon
i might just wait till it gets cold
Also thought it could be a creepy thing for the zombies to be able to speak sometimes
Hello all of you I will kill you all with my mind one day
prolly looking like a raisin atp
how nice of Moe ☺️
I will kill you with my gun one day
yes pls
The infected are still fully conscious, just can't control their bodies
No my mind works better than a gun (I've hidden one inside)
So maybe they could rarely regain enough control to say something
(joke for the feds)
my top half is is out of the water so i’m mostly good
no one sees my toes anyway
jokes on you, I have 2 inside my head
I have 3.5
I have 3.51
I have 5.51.1
I have 5.51.2 and a penny
The worst part of unnatural horror is the link to the every-day life.
Sure you can make a monster that is almost unconceivable as a concept to a normal human, but I can assure you that a humanoid mimic that doesn't completely fit as a human is WAY scarier.
the spring?
The little piece of the iron sight
slay
a single screw or pin
tailoring grinding is so tedious god
The firing pin?
Too big to be 1%
I want one of those watch gun things
Part of why I like zombies
If done right, they can be actually pretty fucking scary
In other words, being unable to concrete on how much of a threat something is, is absolute nightmare fuel.
zombies are already very scary
i used to have nightmares of them eating me alive
Thanks BigJuicyNut
your welcome ItsMoeTg
Judge Holden would be a fucking awesome horror antagonist
Also thought of the possibility of zombies knowing if a person is already infected and either ignoring or following them around
7'0, unimaginably strong, literally evil, hairless, albino, extremely intelligent
smart ass zombies some world war z type shit
do not tarnish the book's name, the movie doesn't deserve the title
petition to add Judge Holden to Dead by Daylight
Imagine not knowing you got infected, you maybe ate some venison a couple weeks ago
Your eyes are bloodshot. Probably just tiredness, hard to sleep in a world like this.
A horde spots you. Expecting the worst, you retrieve your shotgun from your back.
But they just... Stare.
now thats scary
I've been doing very good at not saying very inapropriate things
Then they slowly walk over, not growling or screaming like they normally would.
They keep following you, but never attack.
I like thinking about my words
me after eating the guts of my buddy (I thought it was a wolf bite)
I like throwing rocks at people I dislike
That could actually be a terrifying warfare tactic now that I think about it
the most scariest zombies in my opinion is the ones from 28 weeks later because they can act as a horde while just running
One of your group is infected? Before you put them down, get them to lead a horde to your rival's base.
They're not in danger at all unless your rivals spot them
hai chat!
Like ducks!
The likelyhood of a duck harming you is super low.
But NEVER ZERO
FLOOF
Ducks are truly the most retched horror villains.
Geese are worse imo
hai floof :3
imagine your horse being infected, and one day, just before you waylay a group of weary refugees, seeking saftey from the hordes to the north, it bucks you, and turns. Your ribs crack under the immense weight of your beast, as your comrades try to put the thing down.
haiii Floofie, I became a technical
But you the geese are comin. Ducks look innocent.
Saying ducks are evil makes you look like your quackers
I got skinned by these weirdos we tried to rob, they made me into seats for their truck
nuuu
ngl i had it coming
Infecting other animals could be interesting, I've only really done any lore for the infection in deer and people
blep
I'm more of an unnatural horror type of guy; imagine you going to jump on your horse only for it to open a giant maw where its back would be, immediate free dinner.
fish!
why don't more people go "no problemo" while backing up and shooting finger guns
I just found out sun tzu's art of war has a cd in vanilla Project Zomboid
do you know Zoochosis, the game?
The heart attack scene in THING and the chest maw
Yeah, its quite neat lol
"Please use tactics. Lie, don't tell the enemy exactly what you're doing. Feed your men."
blep
Perfect.
body horror my beloved
(the real horror was capitalism and the cast turn into fish people and live happily ever after)
Mlep
glep
half a raisin then, mb
Boop
why did you respond to a message from yesterday?
if your army needs food, probably get it
lovecraft? is that you?
we don't talk about his cat
if possible, even take it from the enemy 🤯
time is but a concept
i cant count that high sorry
it got first place for a reason
Dystopias are considered horror, the closer to reality it gets
I can count up to 18 but don't ask for me to count up to 19 oh boy
Reality is often dissapointing, but in art senses? Horrifying.
Hi fish
helo Moe!
That's. A happy greeting
evil Lovecraft be like: racism is bad
Evil love craft be like evil hate dismantle
yuppers
evil Lovecraft's cat: Respect all races-man
:3c
I've considered it a happy greeting your welcome
oh how i love you fish town
that has such obvious foreshadowing it’s like a frying pan to the face
I really ought to make just, like, systems for zombies and shit I write abou a lot that I can just use
So. Current events?
mfw Lovecraft made a short story about how an unimaginable color destroyed a family (we have those already and nothing happened)
cough handmaids tale
More akin to Cyberpunk
oh my god there’s color in the well
blep
A SECOND COLOR HAS HIT THE WELL
and we’re all mysteriously getting sick?
That's when you realize how not-so-much-more-advanced the Cyberpunk universe is
plot twist: it was just radiation poisoning 💅
Moral and ethical implications are just extended humanity being faced with societal "improvements"
everything else was coincidental
A proper decline of the human race as we know it
i do want the cybernetics tho
Same tbh
plot twist: mr. scared of science lovecraft heard about UV and infrared and went batshit
I'm actually hitting you with jeeps, armored jeeps.
gimme legs that double jump
Hey can you stop that I'll go "yeouch! Ouch! Ouchei!"
Remind me, which type were you? Cyberpop star cutiepie or Tank?
Id rather be genetically enhanced. I want to see the limits of thr biological from for myself
horrible idea
Ok hater 🙄
See, that's where I was getting to, wraah
have you not learned from doc ock
Me milliseconds after b42
your weird tentacles will make you go crazy! just like certain toys will ruin your marriage
yeah but it
I am going to genetically modify myself into a dragon
you get my point
Biological enhancement virgins vs robotic replacement cyborg chads
bro wants to be the funger moonscorched sniper
stares at you with my autistic eyes
right like that wasn’t obvious
what’s next, TRAINS??
revolutionary
trains are sick as fuck
Hell yeah, lemme whistle baby
trains are gay I want a horse, a carbine and a saber
autistic hobby that is
No
i wanna ride one through a drive through
Comically enter rage with a steam whistle sound effect
trains 🚆 🔥
I want to ride a hore on a train
Let the horses run free, trains are better anyways
You can already do that 🗣️
it has already begun
astrotrain approves this message
jesus christ
oooo Adam something
they misinterpreted 'don't reinvent the wheel'
mods ban this train
oh shit guys i just made this cool thing that rolls
it’s called a wheeee….HATE MINORITIES
uh oh

Chat did you know that "diesel" trains aren't actually diesel powered
noooo…
thats dangerous even as a joke
yo, guys, if you hit these two rocks, against some shaven wood, and add some wood, you get this magic heater? You can even cook on it!
They have an electric generator that runs on diesel, it does NOT work like you think it does 
don’t touch it though it made me go ouch :(
cooked lily 😋
rabbit stew 😋
what!! the train doesn’t have a mouth that guzzles down a finite resource???
depends on the era
NOOOO
modern diesel trains use an electric drive
I do
anyway
it still uses diesel
I love drinking gasoline
You are missrepresenting trains with your mother, cease that
that is not a finite resource
It very much is
it is in fact constantly regenerating
electric trains are cool
unlike us ovary fuckers
wut
we get what we get and that’s IT
what the fuck is that
Ovary fuckers?
diesel punk my beloved
egg?
oh sperm
I love my cat
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