general_chat

[proper seal]

whats the minimum rank to get builder role? no embed feels weird lol

[neat moat]

5, but builders can't send gifs here either

[heavy ivy]

gotta get to 10 for that

[hardy mural]

You are rank #376 at level 18 with 14,656 experience. (1,644 left for the next level)
[■ ] 6%

[olive echo]

Your final challenge... let yo bih stroke yo bone.

[neat moat]

RILEY

[heavy ivy]

HAI GHOTI

[neat moat]

my favorite dragoon

:3

[onyx igloo]

bloggle bing

[heavy ivy]

I popped into front and got really fucking confused and it took me a moment to figure out where i was

I have not been at the drivers seat for a while

[onyx igloo]

One time I got lightheaded from dehydration

And I didn't know where I was

It was not a pleasant experience

[heavy ivy]

Yeah its not fun!

We get random memory blips from time to time, usually when someone else is suddenly fronting

[neat moat]

Oof- well glad to see you're here at least!

[heavy ivy]

ye :3

[neat moat]

Driving tired is not fun

worse if it's a meat suit I bet

[onyx igloo]

Whenever I get lightheaded it feels like I'm falling

Like very slowly

[heavy ivy]

hey at least its a lot harder to crash the body lol

[neat moat]

tru!

[neat moat]

mfw the oncoming car going 65 barly misses me

[heavy ivy]

fear.mp4

[onyx igloo]

touch the front end of my car really fast instead

[half kettle]

i nearly got hit by a speeding truck

[onyx igloo]

america?

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/america-ya-gif-15374592095658975433

[warm atlas]

America

[frozen ember]

bruh whas trying to do helo

[onyx igloo]

ha ruined your reactions

[frozen ember]

rip

[toxic hawk]

Why wouldni do that

[heavy ivy]

oh i made it worse

[frozen ember]

because errr

funni?

[toxic hawk]

No

[onyx igloo]

Hheeln

[toxic hawk]

Ghotflame explosion

[neat moat]

Who keeps fucking with the reacts 😭

[onyx igloo]

HHEELN IS A VERY REAL WORD

[frozen ember]

you should of kept that plane there

[warm atlas]

Too bad

[frozen ember]

"Why are you locked in the bathroom?"

[warm atlas]

I shall continue

[heavy ivy]

the horrors

[onyx igloo]

the anomalies

[frozen ember]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalcraft-dance-gif-13257141

[onyx igloo]

cheeki breeki

[heavy ivy]

bleh

[rocky sparrow]

any new peeps want to play?

[half kettle]

do not refer to human beings as peeps

[frozen ember]

mfw the fat slop sidorvich buys my artifacts for like 1 euro

(i died multiple times trying to get it)

[frozen ember]

#1019737819981283459

[onyx igloo]

kill sidorvich

[frozen ember]

blud survived the og trilogy and is in stalker 2 😭

[onyx igloo]

ever since I lost crispy mint m&ms my life has been incomplete

[frozen ember]

rip

be bac soo

[heavy ivy]

blep

[onyx igloo]

Who cares if the music keeps playing tho

Just close the game or deal with it

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/calamity-terraria-yharon-jungle-dragon-pat-gif-10486467131489662312

[onyx igloo]

Is your backpack not quite effective as a weapon as you were hoping?

Well buy SmackBack™️!

[heavy ivy]

[onyx igloo]

Embroidered with pure steely goodness, the SmackBack™️ will solve all your self defense problems!

[neat moat]

whay color flame does riley breath 🤔

[onyx igloo]

flames either go red or blue depending on temperature

Unless some chemicals are added

So, probably blueish

[toxic hawk]

the sun is beautiful

[onyx igloo]

Yes it is

I enjoyed it the past few days

[heavy ivy]

blu-purple depending on mood

[onyx igloo]

PURPLE?!

[shell badger]

What do y’all think is the most commonly played difficulty (or difficulty that most people start at when customizing sandbox)?

[neat moat]

mood ring dragon 🥺

[onyx igloo]

Potassium Chloride makes purple fire

[neat moat]

nono! I preferred blurple 😌

[toxic hawk]

what is a mood ring ?

[neat moat]

It's a ring that changes color dependent on heat

supposedly it tells you your mood

it doesn't

[onyx igloo]

the ring of depression around my teenage body

[heavy ivy]

blurple

☺️

[toxic hawk]

i see

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-pikachu-clap-clapping-clapping-gif-gif-13465728489229726846

[onyx igloo]

Anyway I probably should try to sleep or something

[neat moat]

real!

Riley! when will you guys eep?

It's almost 12

[heavy ivy]

not soon

we must gayme

[uncut salmon]

Blood moon out tonight

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/single-hit-real-cat-car-gif-15576000014729577925

is it a good one at least?

[last spoke]

Hey guys, guess when I booted the game

[karmic jetty]

ayo discord update

voice filters??

lmaoo this is unreal

[heavy ivy]

yah id say so

[karmic jetty]

i NEED to try them

[heavy ivy]

scarf and I are gonna commit regular, not crimes

[neat moat]

whats a voice filter

what does it even filter

the voices?

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[karmic jetty]

no it puts a filter over ur voice

[last spoke]

Like a voice changer or just like

[karmic jetty]

trying the megaphone one and it sounds like asss

[last spoke]

radio noises

[karmic jetty]

uhh like a voice changer

trying one by one rn

[heavy ivy]

portal radio intensifies

awooo

[last spoke]

I'm so glad you can turn off auto updates

[neat moat]

blub blub blub

[naive igloo]

Why is the moon so dark rn?

[half kettle]

i want a meteorite to smash the earth to bits

please purchase it from the universe using your pocket money

[toxic hawk]

why would you want our planet to disappear

[half kettle]

will our collective demise unite us or cause us to inflict harm to one another

[karmic jetty]

yes

[uncut salmon]

Blood moon

[karmic jetty]

OH MY GLOBBBBB

[uncut salmon]

Its a lunar eclipse

[karmic jetty]

this filter is kinda funni lmao

need to try to on unsuspecting individuals

[warped sphinx]

Uh huh? :o For what results?

[karmic jetty]

science

[neat moat]

hello yuuki

[warped sphinx]

😂??? Oki

[warped sphinx]

Hello Goat

🍓

[neat moat]

what

[karmic jetty]

why did discord add these

[warped sphinx]

Yes

[neat moat]

alright

[warped sphinx]

You mean reactions?

[neat moat]

no

[karmic jetty]

no the voice changers

[warped sphinx]

how access

[neat moat]

idk I tried

[warped sphinx]

You tried

😞

[neat moat]

zee tell us

[karmic jetty]

the skye one makes my voice sound flatter and white gril ish

[warped sphinx]

Ooo

How accessssss

😶

[karmic jetty]

alright in conclusion

theyre all pretty ass

[warped sphinx]

:D

Ah…

[neat moat]

Egirl implies the existence of offline physical girls

[half kettle]

an entity..

[warped sphinx]

So.. that means I can touch them?

[neat moat]

Yuuki gon end up on a news story

[warped sphinx]

need vitamins?

[warped sphinx]

Whuay

[neat moat]

after this interaction I'll need a lot more than vitamins

[karmic jetty]

[warped sphinx]

What??? You need adrenaline shot or wha?

[old patrol]

Haha. Just saw a life server posted on reddit. Are they now a thing. I always thought PZ would be better than arma for life mods.

[warped sphinx]

Am too poor to afford that, a spank shall work

[simple bear]

me next!

[neat moat]

whats a life mod

[warm atlas]

We all need one of those in the morning

[warped sphinx]

you can rp touching grass

[warm atlas]

What the

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/blank-stare-homelander-antony-starr-the-boys-dead-inside-gif-25853869

[neat moat]

hi light

[warm atlas]

I know what kind of person you are

[livid notch]

Heya

[half kettle]

please tell me

[twin bear]

Can't blame me the sword play is fun asf

[warm atlas]

You are a mystery to everyone around you

[twin bear]

Also finally had a drink as well @naive flicker and ofc it was vodka with a pack of smokes

[livid notch]

Tell me

[half kettle]

you just telling me im a stranger to outsiders suh

ill tell you who you are

"elden ring player"

[warm atlas]

Nobody special

Thats who I am

[karmic jetty]

ur a plungie

[warm atlas]

exactly

[neat moat]

I'm the man that's going to kill you karagen 🗣️

[half kettle]

i wanna be a skilled goverment asset

[neat moat]

You don't need the goverment to tell you your worth

[karmic jetty]

as a child n3na3 yearns to be a fed

[naive flicker]

Real shit 💔

[livid notch]

Feds

[neat moat]

child soldiers go hard frfr

[warm atlas]

As a government experiment I Wish to explode

[naive flicker]

The few times i drank alcohol whiskey was probably my favorite

[warm atlas]

That is not something I thought I would read today

[naive flicker]

Germany in 1945 when the allies got a bit too close for comfort

(seriously though it's messed up)

[neat moat]

Shoulda surrendered ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[naive flicker]

People like him have too much pride to surrender

[warm atlas]

To them that was treason

[warm atlas]

You can just say his name

[naive flicker]

I mean quite a lot of leaders wouldn't have surrendered at that time.

[iron stratus]

i wanna do pve with ppl

[naive flicker]

No, it is banned here

[iron stratus]

and learn the game

[warm atlas]

Ah

I did not know that\

[naive flicker]

I'm pretty sure it would be appropriate in this context

But eh

The automod cannot read context

[warm atlas]

yea

Automod sucks

in some cases

Man

[neat moat]

hey sir Solaris

whos the guy who owns Twitter again?

[warm atlas]

Hey ghoti my favourite fish

[neat moat]

no

[warm atlas]

He is um

[neat moat]

no don't do it

few

[warm atlas]

Stupid

[warm atlas]

i shall

And im gonna keep doing it

[karmic jetty]

[neat moat]

zee

do you prefer chopsticks or fork

[karmic jetty]

depends

[warm atlas]

Both

[neat moat]

whats better for what you'd say?

[warm atlas]

both

[tawdry oriole]

what happened guys

[warm atlas]

I rest my case

[burnt kite]

?

[naive flicker]

The male urge to lead an armed fanatic cult and terrorize the locals

[karmic jetty]

chopsticks for most noodles or if i wanna eat slower

fork for speed or just about anything not for spoon

[warm atlas]

The male urge to put on armour and go out in the world

[naive flicker]

So real

[tawdry oriole]

i prefer hands

[warm atlas]

Tax evasion is so real

therefore you are so real

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[naive flicker]

I feel like i wouldn't be a full plate armor typa guy, rather a more nimble armor

But chest armor? Plate

[warm atlas]

I like full plate

[naive flicker]

Maybe forearms too

[warm atlas]

Personally

But hey I can understand nimble

[naive flicker]

A good full plate armor still allowed a lot of movement, they were quite complex. However they were heavy.

[warm atlas]

Would be nice one guy Is nimble one guy is full plate

[neat moat]

eh

bit of a misnomer

[warm atlas]

I can wear heavy things quite easily

[neat moat]

sure you'd tire but you'd tire less than say modern equipment

[karmic jetty]

theyre designed to distribute weight equally

[tawdry oriole]

[naive flicker]

Well das good

[warm atlas]

All im saying

is if i was given the option

[neat moat]

tbf 80lb is still 80lb

[naive flicker]

You mean bulletproof vests?

And combat armor?

[neat moat]

No. Guns, ammo, rations, electronics, gear, you name it

[warm atlas]

To go right now and fight beings while all I have is armor and a zweihander I would

No question

[naive flicker]

Oh for sure. The backpack was probably the worst and god forbid you don't have a rifle sling

[karmic jetty]

hmmmm from what i know thats the maximum weight

[naive flicker]

🗣️

[neat moat]

The point I'm trying to get across is you will still tire yourslef put in armor. It's just you'll tire yourslef less

[warm atlas]

Best thing is If I died while doing it I would have died doing what I loved

[naive flicker]

I feel sorry for the machine gunners

[karmic jetty]

true true

[naive flicker]

Like dawg carrying around that M240 or PKM must be awful for longer periods

[warm atlas]

Yea it would be

[naive flicker]

No wonder you see them carrying them across both of their shoulders sometimes

[warm atlas]

Yea using a strap for it is better than carrying i in your hands for hours on end

[karmic jetty]

u couldnt bear to see ur shame

smh my head

[warm atlas]

Nah

[neat moat]

did someone ping me

[warm atlas]

No

[karmic jetty]

yes

[warm atlas]

no

[tawdry oriole]

yesn't

[neat moat]

I belive sir

youre a good man Solaris Morgan

[karmic jetty]

u trust a plungie than me waow

always knew ghoti is a judas

[warm atlas]

I try

[naive flicker]

Man i wanna have a replica Kar98 or mosin Nagant rifle

Bolt action 🤤

[neat moat]

Zee has proven themselves.... unreliable

[warm atlas]

I have both in my safe

[tawdry oriole]

is this social warfare

[naive flicker]

Nah what

[warm atlas]

Yea

Im serious

[naive flicker]

You lyin bro 🐀

[warm atlas]

They are replicas though

Not actual guns

[naive flicker]

So they're not functional?

Just models?

[warm atlas]

No

[naive flicker]

Ah okay

[warm atlas]

They cant fire

Unfortunately

[neat moat]

glorified paperweight

[naive flicker]

With a bit of work they could

Get creative

[tawdry oriole]

is its like just a models

[warm atlas]

I have a lot of replica firearms

[naive flicker]

Or just use em to threaten and whack home invaders

[warm atlas]

I have a revolver

[naive flicker]

Getting hit by that stock must hurt

[warm atlas]

and a shotgun in my room

Im fine

[naive flicker]

I wish i could have this but unfortunately my country says no

[warm atlas]

unfortunate

[naive flicker]

I can totally be trusted with a loaded firearm :D

[warm atlas]

I can

[naive flicker]

(seriously though, it would only be for self defense and sports shooting)

[warm atlas]

I go hunting

[naive flicker]

Ah

[warm atlas]

every year

[naive flicker]

Makes sense you have weapons then

[warm atlas]

going again in april

[tawdry oriole]

you can get charge with Assault

frfr

[warm atlas]

But the shotgun and revo are my personal firearms I dont use them for hunting

They are for sport

and home defense

[tawdry oriole]

cool

i guess you will be the survivor in apocalypse @warm atlas

[naive flicker]

Here in my country you would get charged nonetheless. You just gotta hope the judge isn't stupid and delusional enough to also punish you for defending yourself

[warm atlas]

maybe the safe has got 4 shotguns 6 rifles and liek 3 different pistols

[toxic relic]

how

[tawdry oriole]

50/50 bro 👍

[toxic relic]

how is chopsticks slower

[naive flicker]

According to law in situations where life of others or my life is in danger we are allowed to use anything to stop them from attacking us. Including cars so let's say a guy tries to rob you and you run him over. Technically it's allowed

Though i don't have faith in our justice system

[warm atlas]

I would like to see the zombies try and break in

[karmic jetty]

pick them slower shrimple

[toxic relic]

[naive flicker]

Guns are loud, you should only use them with caution or if you're on the move

[warm atlas]

im aware

thats why we got a longsword

Axes and knives

and a spear

[lyric galleon]

me next to the gas pump seeing 5 scallywags coming up to me with the intent to rob me of my belongings

[warm atlas]

I like my weapons

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/x-prixz-gif-25364849

[tawdry oriole]

i got an old damn machete in my closet for emergency

[naive flicker]

Axes would probably be the best because longswords cannot cut through bone unfortunately, though against human enemies. Let's say seeing a guy wielding a longsword is pretty terrifying

[warm atlas]

Yea

I also got body armour

[loud pumice]

Where is my POOOOOOKIEEEEE!!!!

[warm atlas]

which shall help

[naive flicker]

I uhhh have a hammer in the closet and a small pocket knife

[naive flicker]

I also have an airsoft i guess

Lol

[warm atlas]

All Im hoping to buy soon is a set of plate armor

[lyric galleon]

hardly know er

[tawdry oriole]

its like self defense

[naive flicker]

I will buy a machete though, someday

[neat moat]

the stink has been angered

[loud pumice]

Kukri though

[warm atlas]

chat do I have a weapon addiction

[naive flicker]

Them Fiskars machetes are nasty

[naive flicker]

Possibly

[loud pumice]

Nuh

[lyric galleon]

i will train in martial arts

[loud pumice]

Not so much

[naive flicker]

Every time i see a tool i wonder how good it would be as a weapon, is that normal?

[tawdry oriole]

like when burglar try to steals something at 3 am

[naive flicker]

Cannot look at a hatchet without thinking how good it would be for splitting skulls

[warm atlas]

Nah im just gonna double down and buy more

[loud pumice]

Hollow plastic handle, not full tang, blade end is connected by like 2 bolts

It's a good lethal frisbee

[livid notch]

Absolute cinema

[naive flicker]

Make a tape grip on every tool you have

i love tape grips rahhh

[loud pumice]

YOU'RE JOHN PZ

[naive flicker]

PROJECT ZOMBOID

[tawdry oriole]

Its so much easier to have a tight grip on the handle

i love tape grip rahhh

[loud pumice]

Now let's talk about PSU cables

[livid notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092213297765429350/1302112171500638229/him.gif

[naive flicker]

So real

[loud pumice]

[naive flicker]

VGA cables

[lyric galleon]

now lets see paul allens card

[loud pumice]

8 nip plub

[tawdry oriole]

HDMI cables

[tacit meadow]

9 nip plub

[naive flicker]

Usb-c cables

[tacit meadow]

3 phase adaptor

[loud pumice]

Connect your monitor cable to the motherboard like a dingle

[tawdry oriole]

Micro-USB cables

[loud pumice]

Stoopid

[lyric galleon]

finger to outlet adapters

[naive flicker]

Fork

[loud pumice]

Drink a Dr. P while assembling

[lyric galleon]

dr breen water reserves

[loud pumice]

You know what

[tacit meadow]

Stripping the rubber and wrapping the cords together

[loud pumice]

Hotwire your own PC

[tawdry oriole]

i learn how to assemble the whole scope just for hunting a birds that eating my chicken's seeds

[tawdry oriole]

i hotwire a plane

[tacit meadow]

Was the birds the chickens

[toxic relic]

coaxial cables

[tawdry oriole]

yes but they not my pets

[loud pumice]

[tacit meadow]

Axolotle cables

[loud pumice]

This thing

[toxic relic]

bare speaker wire

[tacit meadow]

Aux cord

[loud pumice]

Wrap it in clear tape

[toxic relic]

nah the bare wire is the true form

[tawdry oriole]

i play zomboid 24/7 and now i just realized what is "grass"

[toxic relic]

strip away the insulation and let the energy flow

[tacit meadow]

Just pour some water between the two cords

[toxic relic]

the only way to connect a/v systems

trust

[heavy ivy]

blep

[loud pumice]

I think the best thing I've done with tape is tapping a banana to my boss's car.

[tawdry oriole]

just wrap with tape

[toxic relic]

no

[tawdry oriole]

i "think"

[tacit meadow]

Make it really high amp ac and just leave it near the plug

[loud pumice]

I've done many a thing

You see

[toxic relic]

weak prank

[loud pumice]

I'm the tape warrior

People fear me

[tacit meadow]

Kinky

[tacit meadow]

Even more so

[loud pumice]

I'm uninstalling discord

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/nart-gif-1847591988581767448

[burnt kite]

stay in the box

[loud pumice]

Holy stole that

[floral fiber]

Yep

[tacit meadow]

Its a gif

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1160784514633715744/1312620361237528667/attachment.gif

[loud pumice]

From the cable incident

[loud pumice]

There's lore to it

But you're not a veteran, you sledge!

[tacit meadow]

Doubt its very interesting

[toxic relic]

my year got muck up day banned cause we superglued a bucket full of our collective shit in the headmasters office then played shrex audio over the speakers from an unknowable location cause we just jacked the low freq VFH

[tacit meadow]

Am sad

[toxic relic]

fear me

[loud pumice]

It's actually funny

[toxic relic]

the shit man

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/ascend-seal-animal-cute-go-up-gif-15979843582046468675

[tacit meadow]

Every year in history of yr 12 gets muck up day banner

Then u do it anyway

[toxic relic]

real

[loud pumice]

Don't forget to feed the fridge before taking your dinosaur out for walk and remember to clean your toe before stepping foot in the shoe.

[toxic relic]

haha

[naive flicker]

How do you fixate the head of a hatchet again without running a metal wedge through? I thought about hammering the head on again so it sits tight, though i can imagine that this is not a permanent solution

[tawdry oriole]

i have a severe headache just arguring with my friends about how to fill the gasoline using a emtpy can

[tacit meadow]

Feeding the fridge comes in the form of tipping ur milk bottle over by accident

[tawdry oriole]

help\

[toxic relic]

the year before literally removed all the tiles from the oval and replaced it with hay and brought in animals from the agriculture school nearby

[loud pumice]

The can is empty

[toxic relic]

[loud pumice]

It must be filled

[tacit meadow]

Ours glad wrapped a bunch of the teachers cars

[loud pumice]

Instead of right clicking until your mouse explode, hold or hit V!!!!

[burnt kite]

get a wooden wedge

[loud pumice]

Next to a pump

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[toxic relic]

classic W

[tacit meadow]

It was funny till it had to come off and we realised it peels the paint

[loud pumice]

Or car with gas

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-wegeekinghard-blud-tiktok-animatronic-tweaking-gif-18331326635054461479

[toxic relic]

HAHAHA

[loud pumice]

Steal it with a hose!

[tacit meadow]

It was just meant to be annoying not damaging

[loud pumice]

A rubber one

A rubber room

[toxic relic]

did you have to pay for it or nah

[loud pumice]

Rats make me crazy

[burnt kite]

idk, use cable ties if you are really desperate?

[tacit meadow]

Idk maybe

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/self-control-crazy-crazy-i-was-crazy-once-gif-7118146246688689654

[naive flicker]

Hmm

[loud pumice]

I'm air frying a weiner

[tacit meadow]

Not me personally tho

[naive flicker]

Cable ties work wonders sometimes

[tawdry oriole]

i said already said but he didn't listen he just L-click for thousands times

[naive flicker]

Maybe i can do that

[tacit meadow]

Idk if any one took any responsibility

[loud pumice]

Tell him to hold that L one thousand times

[toxic relic]

i wouldnt take responsibility

unless it was something fucking sick

[neat moat]

takes 2 Ls to form a W

remember

[tacit meadow]

The year before us just got hammered

[toxic relic]

what

[tawdry oriole]

agree with that

[loud pumice]

That's just two L's

Silly

[toxic relic]

L + L = W?

elaborate

[tacit meadow]

Showed up hammered, drank all day on the oval (till the police kicked em out) then went home hammered

[toxic relic]

legends

no effort, max results

[tacit meadow]

Xdd

[neat moat]

mindset

[toxic relic]

lame

[tawdry oriole]

thats out of the mind

pretty true ig

[toxic relic]

your phone looks boring as hell too

[tawdry oriole]

Lame

[neat moat]

The background makes me happy

[toxic relic]

it looks like an ice pop

[tacit meadow]

Some girl told me its an ick to not have a picture set on ur phone

I didnt know

[toxic relic]

and?

[neat moat]

I don't care 💅

[tacit meadow]

Yall are a bunch of boomers

[neat moat]

it gives smoothie first me

[tawdry oriole]

Lame

[burnt kite]

okay buddy

[tacit meadow]

😦 what just happened

[neat moat]

mayhaps

[tacit meadow]

I was telling stinky and ghoti off

[neat moat]

you've failed

[tacit meadow]

Who are these randoms defending yall

[toxic relic]

idk

my alts

[neat moat]

ok prisoner 2189

[tacit meadow]

I dont get the reference

[heavy ivy]

how could this happen

[tacit meadow]

Sorry ur so old

[toxic relic]

wait

ghoti

you read manwha?

[tawdry oriole]

please help me i am severe with this

[neat moat]

no

[tacit meadow]

Severe with the illness

[neat moat]

idk what that is

[toxic relic]

you look just like him

[toxic relic]

oh

[tacit meadow]

U dont know what i look like

[neat moat]

is it gay?

[toxic relic]

i thought you referenced the breaker

[neat moat]

I googled it

[tacit meadow]

But loewkey ye kinda

[toxic relic]

your old pfp

was your face

[tacit meadow]

Nu uh

Prove it

@main pagoda

[loud pumice]

I'm flabbergasted

[tacit meadow]

Nvm proved it

Dat me

[neat moat]

vros just seen the light

[toxic relic]

you look like you live in NSW

[loud pumice]

Weewoooo

[tacit meadow]

Ew

Why would i do that

[hardy mural]

You are rank #10,351 at level 0 with 32 experience. (68 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■ ] 32%

[tawdry oriole]

naw way bro i need to be more yappers

[toxic relic]

or penrith

[burnt kite]

chat, what tools should i get for my swiss army knife

[neat moat]

Wait

you can mod those?

[toxic relic]

yes

[tawdry oriole]

Firestarter Rod

[tacit meadow]

Potato peeler
Fork
Knife
Bottle opener
Pin

[karmic jetty]

HOLY SHT CHATTTTT

i just discovered sumthin

[tawdry oriole]

wat

[karmic jetty]

ive been wondering why my net is so poo for half a day

[tacit meadow]

Was it the caps lock button

[karmic jetty]

turns out my steam is updating kcd2

[burnt kite]

forknife

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

60 gb update

no

i know where ass is from

wollongong

[burnt kite]

wollongong?

[toxic relic]

yessir

[tacit meadow]

Bro i dont even know these places

Iv litterally never been to nsw

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/wololo-age-of-empires-empires-szaman-shaman-gif-21642450

[toxic relic]

damn

im more fucked that you are then

i used to live in wollongong

[tacit meadow]

F

[neat moat]

whats nsw?

where no fucks happen?

[tacit meadow]

Bro just accused me of being fucked 😦

Jokes on him im a virgin

[toxic relic]

new south wales

gambling capital of australia

[neat moat]

LETS GOOOOO

[toxic relic]

my mistake original gangsta

[toxic relic]

yeah gambling is fucked in nsw

[neat moat]

move to nsw then

[toxic relic]

you either get fucked at the pokies or you get fucked on the meth

[neat moat]

wait no that joke doesn't work

who called pokers pokies

[toxic relic]

the poker machines

[tacit meadow]

Pokies is the machines

[neat moat]

sounds like some odd slang for heroine addics

wait

you guys play poker with bots?

[toxic relic]

what

[tacit meadow]

No like slot machines

[toxic relic]

its not poker

[tacit meadow]

Spin to lose

[neat moat]

im taking the piss

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

huhuhu

[toxic relic]

your sarcasm is indistinct from ignorant american speak

bad joke

[tacit meadow]

Iv actually only evdr made money on pokies tbf

[neat moat]

No that's what makes it better

https://tenor.com/view/fly-insect-bug-evil-plot-gif-5650927

[toxic relic]

that means youll never lose man

[tacit meadow]

Iv done it 3 times and both times walked away with more than i put on

[toxic relic]

keep going

[tacit meadow]

Ur right

I should

[toxic relic]

ive never used any of the machines

i dont wanna sit on the chairs...i know what happens on them

[tacit meadow]

Yeh, i mean heres my problem with p9l9kies

Its just so fucking boring

[toxic relic]

real

[tacit meadow]

Like... what

[toxic relic]

u just press a button

[neat moat]

I dont understand the appeal of slots. It has to playing you or something

[toxic relic]

its only for folks already cracked on gambling

theyre drawn in by their addiction

[neat moat]

Legalized addiction

[toxic relic]

everyone else just gets bored

[tacit meadow]

Fair, ig that makes sense

[toxic relic]

idk im just talking out of my ass but it does make sense

[toxic relic]

i mean yeah dude

[neat moat]

I mean who actually likes playing slots for the love of the game yk

[toxic relic]

lol

[neat moat]

no skill

[tacit meadow]

With a few mates it can be kinda fun

[toxic relic]

with a few mates almost anything can be fun

[tacit meadow]

Like u just sit around chatting with a beer looking at the flashy lighrs

[neat moat]

I like poker cus at least there's mind games. And it's more fun when alcohol and card counting are allowed

[toxic relic]

you can drink at the pokies

[tacit meadow]

Yeh true. Better wording might of been, hanging out with friends is fun

[toxic relic]

tru

[neat moat]

Yes but not card count

they always

[toxic relic]

real

[neat moat]

change the drck

[toxic relic]

change the dick

[neat moat]

[toxic relic]

i dont like poker at casinos

as you said

[tacit meadow]

Thats for the hardcore addicts

[neat moat]

yee

[toxic relic]

its better with lax rules and more fun

[tacit meadow]

Someone has to come and change the dick for them

[toxic relic]

genuinely tho

[last spoke]

Fucking HATE this town my god

[neat moat]

Poker but gambling for sweets is more fun

[tacit meadow]

I love claw machines

[toxic relic]

one of my mates used to work at a casino and they did shit on the seats

[last spoke]

Power goes out at the worst fucking time I swear

[neat moat]

do they not rig them over in down under?

[toxic relic]

sounds rough

[neat moat]

Sorry to hear, erm, mate

[tacit meadow]

Idk probably some

[last spoke]

Was just about to get into the final round in a world tour game

And power just blips out

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

don't think I've seen a single non rigged claw machine in my life

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil675-gif-2877674803769001259

[tacit meadow]

Theres this fuckin grouse little bar in frankston tho that has a claw machine full of rubber duckies

I have half the collection

[toxic relic]

hell yeah brother

[tacit meadow]

One of my mates got a new phone from one of those stack the tower machines

[toxic relic]

gud phone?

[tacit meadow]

Mid

[toxic relic]

damn

at least it was free

[tacit meadow]

Good enough to make a spare

[toxic relic]

decent

[neat moat]

Why do they call them flats when they're built vertically? 🤔

[toxic relic]

https://thinkrealstate.com/why-are-apartments-called-flats/

[neat moat]

Dude hit me with the 🤓 👆

[toxic relic]

"apartments are called flats because of a word passed down from Old English, “flett,” meaning flat, or all on one level. The word “flett” has a long linguistic lineage from the Proto-Germanic languages and was used as a term for a dwelling as well as referring to the characteristic of being flat. "

[tacit meadow]

Litterally

[toxic relic]

i am the nerd man

🤓

[tacit meadow]

Stinky nerd name

[toxic relic]

dont question my resources

real

im still waiting for leon to change my role emote back to 🤓

[neat moat]

wait

I vaguely remember that

[tacit meadow]

I want a role

[karmic jetty]

proto germanic... protogerm.... protogen

my glob

[toxic relic]

its always been the furries

[lyric galleon]

protogen

[neat moat]

the Germans were furries all along

[toxic relic]

theyre behind everything

bro go to any bar in berlin at 2 am

[tacit meadow]

@lilac quarry can i gavs a role pls 🙂

[toxic relic]

the germans have always been furries

id say belgium as well but they like to seem different

[tacit meadow]

What losing a war does to you

[karmic jetty]

WHY DID U PING HIM!!!

[tacit meadow]

Japan and germany never recovered

[toxic relic]

japan did that on purpose tho

insane pr shift

[tacit meadow]

Get nuked and make anime?

[toxic relic]

[strange spruce]

I'd say worth it

[neat moat]

Remembering the time in history class where we debated if it was based or cringe to nuke Japan (I was on cringe side)

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-waffle-house-ai-caseoh-ai-gif-13944294636252468146

wait im floated

[toxic relic]

it was cringe

its always cringe

[karmic jetty]

necessary evil id say

[toxic relic]

wrong

[lyric galleon]

lotg summon the wizard

[karmic jetty]

it was estimated there would be more casualties if the nukes didnt happen

[neat moat]

Nah, the Russians were the ones that scared Japan into playing nice

[tacit meadow]

The second one was insane overkill

[toxic relic]

necessary evil is what i did to your dad last night

[unreal bane]

What in the world is this discussion even.

[toxic relic]

estimated

[neat moat]

firebombs were just as scary and they didn't surrender then

[tacit meadow]

The girst one could of hit a rock rather than a city

[neat moat]

for Americans. They only carted about Americans

Even as a kid that vexed me

[karmic jetty]

no for them

[toxic relic]

we are not talking about this in chat

[strange spruce]

Most i can do is a ninja

[toxic relic]

again, its estimated

[neat moat]

ok

[karmic jetty]

then who brought it up!!!!

[toxic relic]

tell the people that died about the estimates

[toxic relic]

thje fucking frog did

but we cease

otherwise ill turn everything into a balls joke

[tacit meadow]

I was just making fun of weabs 😦

[strange spruce]

What about balls

[stone meadow]

finished my engineering qualification now i dunno what to do with myself

[toxic relic]

go to fiji

[neat moat]

become an engineer idk

[thin wedge]

Go make man made horrors

[stone meadow]

gonna go into the navy live on a fucking boat for 4 years

good money

[toxic relic]

LOL

ok dude

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/killdozer-gif-2405037694114358880

[tacit meadow]

Im on a boat
And
Its going fast
and

[stone meadow]

seriously tho looking at it its not bad, i can do an accelerated weapons engineering program

[lyric galleon]

cant wait for job opening in a space station

ill take a position there

[stone meadow]

but i dont think i wanna go on a boat for months at a time

[thin wedge]

Its just what the world intended for engineers to do

[tacit meadow]

Ull be fine if u bring some oranges

[toxic relic]

id rather sit in a lit grill than get a job on a space station irl

[tacit meadow]

And some lube

[lyric galleon]

space is fun

[stone meadow]

all my morals going out the window the second lockheed martin gives me a 10 year contract 🤑

[strange spruce]

Let spessmen dream

[toxic relic]

yeah space is fun but

youll be working for an irl company

in space

[lyric galleon]

great benefits

[toxic relic]

imagine all the shit that happens on earth

[tacit meadow]

Space is cool to learn about from earth

[toxic relic]

but in space

[stone meadow]

i also applied for civil engineering, structural engineering and aircraft engineering

[tacit meadow]

Fuck actuallt going there

[lyric galleon]

unless its P R E Y

[stone meadow]

i dunno what i even wanna do

[thin wedge]

Whatever it is it gonna defo have a few bodies

[stone meadow]

might apply to the electrical and mechanical positions near me too

[thin wedge]

🗣️

[neat moat]

I dont like the idea of my bones slowly disintegrating

[toxic relic]

bro imagine playing spess and thinking "damn, this is sick, i want to have a job just like this irl"

[neat moat]

it gives me low key body horor

[lyric galleon]

hot single electrical and mechanical positions near you

[karmic jetty]

spess

[tacit meadow]

Spiss

[neat moat]

piss

[tacit meadow]

Sips

[toxic hawk]

It's funny, I'm studying piss right now

[toxic relic]

bro is studying piss

"its for uni trust me"

[neat moat]

pissinomics

[lyric galleon]

yall wouldnt last one shift in nanotrasen

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/beaver-shock-shocked-surprised-drop-gif-12475524430757828058

[strange spruce]

Cargo tech p solid i dunno bout you!!!

[tacit meadow]

Is the prac taken under bear grylls?

[toxic relic]

cargo tech

[toxic hawk]

Excuse me ?

[strange spruce]

Yeah what you expect me to be working on the fucking supermatter?

[neat moat]

I'll volunteer 🤭

[strange spruce]

Fuck allat noise

[toxic hawk]

I'd expect you to be working on yourself

[stone meadow]

maybe i should put all of the open positions on a wheel then just do whichever one it lands on

[toxic hawk]

What a disaster

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/jane-doe-rat-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-gif-11593909169864359968

[lyric galleon]

let me operate the sm engine

even though i got no fuckng idea how it works

[strange spruce]

It wont delam trust

[lyric galleon]

y e t

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-astartes-3d-art-nope-gif-16794679

[strange spruce]

Worst case scenario is shaft miner

[karmic jetty]

last of us s2

[lyric galleon]

takes ur pda and shoves it in da microwave

high setting

5 seconds

[karmic jetty]

deepfried pda >

[toxic relic]

playing med with noob shaft miners means we get the same 3 knobheads with blown off limbs every 20 minutes

either that or theyre burnt to shit/crushed to shit

[neat moat]

bro is talking about me XD

[toxic relic]

lol not you actually

[neat moat]

O got killed twice

[toxic relic]

you were better than the others

HAHAHAH

[neat moat]

rlly?

[toxic relic]

still better yeah

[neat moat]

I kept dying of asphyxiation :/

idk why still

[karmic jetty]

i love using experimental chems on my patients

[strange spruce]

Tg or

[toxic relic]

i was playing 2 days ago with bf as the CMO and we laughed at this one guy that kept getting his left arm and foot blown off

[toxic relic]

ss13 paradise

[strange spruce]

Izee

[toxic relic]

no 02

[neat moat]

Bros limbs were cursed

[strange spruce]

I only got to play on tg terry...

[neat moat]

no shit

[toxic relic]

you need the 02 tank in your pocket +gas mask

also your 02 tank may have been empty

[strange spruce]

As a beginner !

[lyric galleon]

i play silicon and ask to eat peoples livers

[neat moat]

Ah ok

[toxic relic]

yeah the emergency ones arent that full

you gotta get the big boys

[neat moat]

I died of an explosion but I choked to death

Im guessing my oxy got destroyed?

[toxic relic]

you died twice

how

[neat moat]

Cus My limbs were fine

Nah nah this was another game

[toxic relic]

what

oh

[neat moat]

ok

[toxic relic]

your 02 doesnt get destroyed

unless its taken or youre holding it and you fall down

[neat moat]

First game I died twice. Ox issues. Second game I shoot a mineral, it explodes, I limb back to base and die on the floor. No one noticed

[strange spruce]

I will never forget some tider with a duffel bag of explosive payloads who got laked by a nuker...

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

nice

im sure the nukie was pleased

[strange spruce]

Entire hallway went up in flames

[toxic relic]

you need to turn your suit sensors on

[strange spruce]

Bro like it was such a big explosion

[toxic relic]

02 was probably cause you didnt turn internals on

[toxic relic]

i wish i could see it

[strange spruce]

All of us died cause of that mf tider

[neat moat]

I mean I was fine till I shot the mineral

[toxic relic]

02 likely ran out then

[strange spruce]

ALL OF THAT,JUST TO DOWN ONE NUKER

[neat moat]

at the exact time I shot it?

[strange spruce]

😭

[neat moat]

idk

[toxic relic]

insane W from the nukie

[toxic relic]

yeah maybe

[neat moat]

damn

[toxic relic]

its genuinely not a mechanic in the game mate

you cant get your 02 exploded

[karmic jetty]

unreal

[neat moat]

my immersion is broken

[toxic relic]

unless you make a bomb or flamethrower with it

[strange spruce]

This reminds me i havent played as a nukie OR loneop on 14 in ages

[toxic relic]

nukie is fun imo

regardless of how shit your team is

[strange spruce]

It really is

[neat moat]

Remembering that one time shit sec asked me where my mime mask and I just kept pointing at my clothes

[toxic relic]

just get a pig mask from the vendor and throw it at them

[neat moat]

(I lost it)

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-notes-noted-gif-26232003

[karmic jetty]

opens reddit
first thing i see https://www.reddit.com/r/Apartmentliving/s/g70Lh4YxRM

what the heck chat

[strange spruce]

reddit

[karmic jetty]

mole ppl in ur walls chat

[strange spruce]

I am in your walls

Correct

[karmic jetty]

not possible

unless?

[toxic relic]

what about the one about the pooping

[karmic jetty]

wat

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cat-gif-26998236

[toxic relic]

"i JUST opened reddit bro"

[toxic relic]

dont you know

[lyric galleon]

should i commute home or get on a cab to get home

[narrow igloo]

ꯂꯥꯀꯎ ꯑꯃꯁꯨꯡ ꯑꯩꯕꯨ ꯗꯥꯗꯥ ꯀꯧ꯫

[heavy ivy]

the horrors

[karmic jetty]

amogus lettrs

[heavy ivy]

[lyric galleon]

mogus

[neat moat]

mamaguevo

[karmic jetty]

feel so lazy today

dont wanna do anythin

[neat moat]

vro is always lazy

[karmic jetty]

[lyric galleon]

when are u not lazy

[karmic jetty]

rood

[neat moat]

hehe

[toxic relic]

why am i always the target of weird newbs

[neat moat]

always take the biggest man down on the prison yard

[strange spruce]

Pro procrastinator

[toxic relic]

i will take this as a compliment, thanks bro

[lyric galleon]

anti procrastinator

[toxic relic]

im a procrapinator

[quasi slate]

lots of snow today

[karmic jetty]

hardly know or

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/jet-jaguar-kaiju-jetjaguar-gif-9817224

[lyric galleon]

moopy is mac and cheese good

[neat moat]

it kinda was lmao

[karmic jetty]

jet jaguar!!!

[quasi slate]

its ok

[lyric galleon]

dj mac when dj cheese goes into the room

[toxic relic]

BEHOLD THE PROCRAPINATOR

https://tenor.com/view/phineas-and-ferb-heinz-doofenshmirtz-shoot-inator-ugly-inator-gif-10244265577398910790

[neat moat]

anarchist when they find out they have a prostate

[karmic jetty]

wheres the prostate

[toxic relic]

ive heard that before

[toxic relic]

genuinely?

[neat moat]

im not an original man

[lyric galleon]

black flashes ur prostate

[toxic relic]

zee

is that a genuine question

[neat moat]

not everyone has one for a start

[toxic relic]

for people with peepees

its about 3 inches into the anus

average

[neat moat]

stink

I think zee was joking

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

no

zee doesnt joke about this