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having a chest is so not worth it 
rdr2 is a good game if you can put up with rockstars bs
all the care and compassion for lily :(
nah japan not for me
blep
time to do the triannual "there is a steam sale so i will look for good zombie games oh i already own all of them" browsing
i liked rdr2 a lot
im not too big on like shooting gameplay? so the repetitiveness wasn’t like
bad for me
the story and the horse riding kept me happy
and i’m too nervous to play online so
Honestly, uhhhh yeah, kinda
oh shit somehow i still don't own PvZ GOTY edition
I wouldn't buy it personally, but it is a proper AAA game
back in my day AAA games had content
worth?
Something something horse balls shrink 
fucking triple a games aren’t even
Oh shit
good anymore
Not worth full price tbh
i spend more time playing games on my phone than any other platform
Isn't that wild, chat
buy the 4 pack and spread the knox infection
Motherfucker GranTurismo spends all of their life and money in gacha mobile games smh my head
Picked claustrophobic. Get a heart beating sound when indoors. Will that go away after I level up?
I hated the long unskippable riding sequences
still mad sony shot my child in a dark alley
no
No
Days Gone II isn't real 😔
They are making a dlc for it apparently
Anyway to stop it form happening @chrome jetty
No you picked a trait that makes you panic while indoors lmao
oh yeah but that’s like
escort quests
so i get that
Not really, I went hunting and I had to do that
Thought maybe smoking or something would calm me down lol @chrome jetty
Should I try Conan Exiles if I enjoy bad games? It's 90% off for the steam sale
are you fucking shitting me thank you Jadod this is the best news i have gotten today
i’m saying it’s SIMILAR
Holy shit Rdr 1.5
to how escort quests work
It dumb
and all of those things like that are annoying
No
following quests, etc etc
sleep on the roof or build a very spacious room
You should give me $5 as thanks
Sorry all I have is cheese
Ghoti
FISH WHERE
After the devs said sony brushed them off i never thought we'd see a second game but fuck yeah im fine with DLC, it's something
Give to @fathom igloo as a bribe
yesterday I got a deep wound on my arm
because I crashed into a tree to avoid running over a rabbit
This isn't dark souls captain
Yes
why tho
Honestly at this point its just easier to mod existing games and sell that as DLC than making new games and IPs
Why not
Which... as wild as it sounds, I'm not entirely sure why devs don't do that more often
Deers damage cars
because
I didnt want to damage my car
bunny damage car?
its probably going to get eaten by a small horde, slowly and agonizingly
no
yeah looking at the description it's kinda sad, no new story content, just revamps and a few new gamemodes
yes
Well obv u wrecked ur car trying not to hit the bunny lmao
Whos up making spaghetti?
Blegh
I can make you some
I'm blowing up your spaghett with my mind.
I don’t trust you
Yippee
i blow up your balls with my mind

Heehehe, i blew up your balls
look gordon, explosives
back pain?
no, the dress i got needs a very specific layering of undergarments
ough
hitman if it was meh
blep
SOUP CAN
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Here you go
killing you now
i have a lot of it
pretty lightweight for -76 hunger
Yo she aguLly made me spagbetti xd
smh imagine not using shulker boxes in 2025 🗣️
Thanks plum
anytime
you guys have an inventory?
barrels is the meta
im a sword now
inventory?
Yeah, it comes with your XBox
I have almost 600 hours in the game and havent looted a katana yet I will be so happy when i finally do
I DONT HAVE UNO
no, i have like the most ancient xbox
I have roughly 600 and found 3
I BOUGHT MY XBOX ON DAY ONE
Only used 1, the other 2 meg tragic fates
The first was left behind coz i didnt know it was rare
meg?
can zombie spawn with katana stuck?
3rd i died while trying to equip it
yes
haui!
sporfo fremn :D
I put green peas in the pasta
Riley fren!
30 iirc
Code says so, but testing wise its inconsistent and its VERY luck based
before my pasta
yeesss
little emo
after pasta
Why are you bribing me?
It need more gas innit
great ass pasta
i got some jelly beans
it even cured my discomfort
you like jelly beans?
I might remake the glorious Fish Soup whenever b42 stable happens
insulation means that im protected from elements right?
Yes
ty
Water, blood, wind
Temperature as well iirc
But that's good and bad for obvious reasons

:)
High enough insulation prevents ventilation, ie you'll overheat (which is what happens when you wear the firefighter set), low enough insulation might not save you from the extreme [cold to the point of gettin' a cold]/[heat to the point of being a walking soup].
Anyone know why Jadod is trying to bribe me with cheese?
Everyone knows ur obsession with cheese
Everyone
If i wanted to bribe i would also use cheese
Cheese and wine?
Right, but why is he trying to bribe me? What did he do?
Idk thats yalls issue
I bet he wants you to do the rat dance subconsciously
I have no issue, it’s one sided and I need to know if it’s worth it? My prices are not cheap, cheese will not cover prices for center bribes
I’m not going to hide a body for one string cheese.
U would for like 3 tho
No
three string cheeses, a baja blast and a pack of jelly beans?
No
400,000 dollars?
One full pack of cheese per pound of person
What if its camambert string cheese
Maybe 👀
Cambriebert?
Blue CamBrie?
Hell no
i keep seeing things that i should not
Huh
goodnight guys!
Get off Reddit
But its soupa gouda for you :(
Bom dia
how does my elevated imagination caused by sensory deprivation correlate to this abomination
Huh
what does reddit have to do with me seeing shit at the corner of my vision
Idk maybe you’re not real and you’re just an AI bot on Reddit?
There are studies that associate schizophrenic behaviour with brainrot based media, namely Reddit, TikTok, YT shorts, and more.
Reddit is a dark place
I'd have to wonder how conclusive those studies are rn
My preferred method of travel
Fuck trains bro this is the new shit
Don't shit talk trains
Can confirm, do NOT talk shit about trains.
Are there any plans to ever restore the old creepy ambient sounds that used to play at night? I miss the creepy atmosphere that older versions of PZ had.
Lack of privacy makes me hate trains
Don’t talk shit about cats
Cars are great
Wait
That sounds a like a personal issue, trains will pull everything and anything you hitch to them.
It’s don’t fuck with cats
Do not the car
Personal issues still have a lot of value to me yk
There are trains with separate passenger cabins.
Not here
Pullman wagons 🗣️
Not often
But of course, those don't have as much capacity as modern trains, I guess.
Trains are scary in America. They carry toxic things and derail 🥺
Trains are peak for transporting cargo that's true
i think i just touched my lymph node
Sadly they cannot pull your mother, that's amongst the couple of things they aren't able to lift around.
Trains are scary in Germany :(
They carry toxic things (people that touch you and bump into you) and always arrive too late :(
touch them back
Fool, Your mother jokes don't work on me, she's a drug addict and i haven't lived with her for 12 years 😎
Is this copy and pasted?
RUDE
-w-
Woah woah, no consent? No worky, that's not an OSHA compliant safe-workplace
you guys think different bugs taste different
Yeah uh nonetheless, i hate public transportation
or is it like birds where they all kind of taste the same
Neither has your father figure, apparently
Only if they are in the world of lion king
Even less
17 years
Wasps taste really bitter
No I don’t. This is the first time
do any of yall know what wifi sounds like
Definitely not dialup
You'd be surprised!
would you like to hear it cause i found out my unshielded microphone picks up on it LOUD
Am i a furry if i find feline characteristics really appealing
Like ears, tail etc 
I wouldn’t be because I’ve been here for both
Catgirls n stuff
i dont think so
Cool
im pretty sure being a furry pertains to dressing up or feeling like u are an animal other than human
yes
The people who feel like animals are called therians
we are animals
While the modem handshake was deprecated after dialup was discontinued, wifi does work thru signals that can be recorded to be emiting a spectrum of stupidly high pitch, almost indetectable by the human ear, noise. ☝️
Eh
very cool
wdym eh
really? i had the microphone right up to the router
we are animals
But we don't mimic the behavior of other animals
we are great apes
ah yeah thats what i meant
Therians often do
like signal connection
We are homo sapiens. which is a distinct species of animal.
yeah you cant hear that without the mic, it's literally picking up the microwaves
Yeah nothing like dial up lol
No shit but i doubt we walk on 4 legs
A more recent audible handshake would be...
your a microwave
it could also be the sound of electrons in the wiring but youd have to put that into a mixer and isolate the freqs, still sick as fuck
Therians for example mimic exactly that behavior
we dont, but nor do fish
Bro
Ya i specified animals other than human
what about my a microwave
Kill dis guy 💔
Oh word
Im just saying humans are animals
swiss cheese him ❤️ ➗ 2️⃣
🥀
bro
what animal is exactly the same as another
Cheese.
🪫 ⛓️💥
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LOVE IS THE ANSWER
Vx
and in fact we do share many similarities with other species
We are smart enough to stand out from those and consider ourselves different
what?
I’m actually a dolphin
does an octupus not stand out from other species
All animals stand out and are different, thats why we can tell them apart
insane argument
No we're not just animals, we're broken OP animals
does this help
We exploited the system big time
:D
You know what’s a good system? Cheese.
and you cant measure that shit quantitatively either, how do you know a dolphin doesnt know its uniqueness? how do you know you do?
weird logic
This looks like cereal.
Idk mane i don't see foxes or gorillas building skyscrapers. I would say that we do share things with animals but in the end i would also say that we stand out way more than the rest
what about ants
Damn what cereals u been getting lately
they build entire colonies spanning continents
Wack
we stand out, but so does every other animal stand out against each other
Cookie Crisp. With a blue bowl.
pov you get into a car accident
maybe some animals dont build in the same way cause....theyre different and stand out
like some ants farm fungus
Oh yeah, that one ant mega colony that's been obliterating other colonies in their wake, they span across countries I'm pretty sure
leaf cutter ants iirc
Are those skyscrapers? I am not sure. I've seen tall buildings made by ants, they look similar to skyscrapers.
linnean classification
I'd say that's unique enough to stand out though
Which is severely impressive for their size
yeah you cant compare other animals to your scale mate. theyre not building for humans theyre building for ants
FIREEEEE
Phenominal taste
theres also this
backhanded compliment to ants
Oh just you wait, one day the ants will build a skyscraper taller than any of ours
They got the strength
also good to see u cambrie
no saying humans arent animals is literally false
how long must we wait?
we are animals
You too! How are you?
its false based on context
there is more than one definition of it
They just need time!
not too bad, i was just finished a bowl of cookie crisps lmao, what bout u?
linnean was superseded a while ago
dutch?
i think might be a bit too long for my life time
good soup
I mean if you view it as something very basic, we mature, we reproduce, we die. Then yeah, we are animals lol. This could also be more complex ofc 
dutch?
nice pfp btw
Train robberies went out of style years ago, it's all about the ant mega colonies now
They'll take us straight to Tahiti
wait, u mgiht be on to something
brian damage
they still do train robberies
hello chat
Brian
brain
but it’s not arthur morgan and a bunch of dudes pulling up on horses
I'm an animal, but just superior 
bro is litteraly German
Unfortunately. We need to bring back old fashioned train robberies
i dont think crusader is german
The other side can kiss my ass
youre obviously turkish
I love Döner but i am not turkish
ok
i believe you
we always circle back to cannibalism 
Rip Grand Marshall
portugal is on the other side
press alt U to make this more accurate
What does Döner have to do with cannibalism 
He donner party
I am on Portugals side though
Open your mind smh
Ya gotta try new experiences
I had chicken and lamb, never human though
never too late
That you know of
And maybe rat
There’s a human flavored tofu. So it’s VEGAN
You don't really notice while you eat doner
you are where then
Human meat is the only vegan animal meat you could get
ooo this is nice
On the eastern side of the rhine.
vague
nice car
beamng
Half asleep thought it was gonna be a euro truck sim pic damn
I played the shit out of that
I had a hatred for Renault trucks for no reason
I just decided those were the shittiest trucks in the game
I was a Scania simp
Yes

I've played neither
They are super mid
The parking
How is it?
already got the tunes boss
used to live in amsterdam
The worst are the Iveco
very cool
Fuck you random company, I'm leaving the cargo in the middle of your parking lot
That's your problem
tru for the american one as well lol
Ramming any bastard off the road if they think they got right of way
if only you could do that irl
True
I CAN CUSTOMIZE!?
Is that a picture of you?
you seem like you look like that ir l
Meanwhile I seem geriatric
I surely don't, i wear glasses and i have thick brown hair
idk
A lot of people when they've heard me over mic think I'm some damn middle aged British guy
i picture you as a canadian office worker in his 30s
It's a travesty
I ain't Canadian damn it
australian?
this sentence does not help
Yes
once i went to the grocery store and bought groceries
and then the next day i did not
Me talking about my osteoporosis doesn't help either
People probably get the impression I'm typing this from my wheelchair in the retirement home
Chugging another cup of grape jello
another one down the hatch
is this zomboid deluxe
Who says you can't 
high five !
what aussie accent you got mate
alright lets go
I actually don't know
damn
if people think your british it might be the cultivated rich city/suburb one
I don't have a clear idea on what I sound like, except for the comments about me sounding like I'm a middle aged British guy
hey stink do you talk funny
the british are at it again
my accent is a combination of cambodian, slavic and kiwi
You sure damn can.
Which is funny, irl people think I'm some damn teenager
with another one in there that you can figure out
But online they think I'm some middle aged guy
can i call you sherlock
Now I'm interested
Sherlock wishes he was me bud
soon (tm)
nah
Nah
youre clearly 16
I always figured you'd be a teenager or young adult at best
hey thats my job
ok minor
:D
I hate this cough I got going on I hope I'm not sick actually
still works with the delete
No
gargle salt water
I turn 18 in less than a month
i turn 18 in a month 🤓
I'm acktially 16 and 3 quarters 🤓 👆
?
time to mess with other cars
Dawg
cartoony ass crash
it's deep in there, I'd have to practically swallow it
Cannot even say my fuckin age without people flaming me for it
thats just a young person thing to say man
What's wrong dawg
oh my god yes
I wish I could like use one of those toilet brushes in my throat sometimes ngl
Seriously what the hell is wrong
i cant possibly fuck this car up
guys i turn 48 tmr trust trust
Relax, there's a bright side, we'll be suffering dementia in the retirement home in no time and you'll be there laughing it up
You get the last laugh here
I'll have early dementia trust me
trust me bro, just try
Brain rot

Nah bro I'd get dementia way before ya
bleh
Alright
is it a competition
I've already got super early onset osteoporosis
join the club pal
I mean you said that you're basically geriatric
I'm surely beating you to getting dementia first
Yes
The most geriatric young adult
Chances are quite high for you ain't gonna sugarcoat it 💔
Wait I dunno if I even am young adult anymore
🗣️
Is 22 still classed as young adult?
Uhh till 25 i think?
I don't play ranked
Don't worry, it does that by itself
make some bad financial decisions first
this is peak time to do that
wait do nz actually call themselves kiwi?
i joined the army so i could get a saab 9000 so i’ve got you all beat
yes dude
in the bad decisions
yes dude to you as well
Saab 🤤
what?
they do
can i be a kiwi
no
its on our government forms as well
Anyway imma go follow random people at night -w-
fallout
thats funny af
we dont take ourselves seriously
I dont see no kiwis on the card though
who does
Nope. U r old
I wish we didn't 
Finally
what was the 2000s like
“Young adult” ends at 21. Drinking age
oh
I'm aiming for the wise elderly wizard look in the future
american drinking age
Except I don't know magic, I'm not wise and I just infodump random adventurers about games
That’s my current vibe. Plug goth.
See an old man goth wandering the streets followed by and actual sky full of 200+ crows?
That’s me
sporfo cant possibl fuck up a bus
i just gained rimworld
my friend is going to train me to play it in a moment
put it in reverse
That utopia community is gonna devolve into a hell nightmare in no time
Pretty soon even the pirates will think you're awful scumbags
no idea why thats the first version of that gif
im gonna ignore the community
welcome to organ harvesting simulation
Chat, what's the difference between flying and falling with style?
Don't mind my keyboard fucking up
flying can go up
depends on how drunk you are
falling only goes down
:O

Oh yeah, SBR4
OMG THE GAS STATIONS WORK
Why the autotragic one tho
I am answer man.
Depends all on the landing.
Some birds “fall” to land and do so like clumsy idiots. But they live.
Pst, go to Italy 
there's a monkey that realized charcoal can fix a painful stomach caused by poison
You are 100% correct
do the repair shops work in this game too
No 
D:
Gorillas washing bananas in salt. Water was a crazy phenomenon.
time to drive 200MPH
I predict they will tho
DATE NIGHT WITH KEANU REEVES
its showing you the damage like thos e old skate games
Okay Spomfo, I'll give you a fun car, but to use it you need to put it in the game files
its not a car on its own, but a config
SKATE OR DIE. 10/10 game
what happened to modded cars
wym
isnt there modded cars
omg im stupid mods is right there
lol
bruh lol
NA
blood moon :3
Hello Zomboid Fans!! I made a video about the population of Rosewood in Build 42!! where can I post a link
even i was a bit young for that one haha, but i played it as a boy, solid game.
@toxic relic It workes now just not able to select 1440 as my resolution
ahh nice
Atleast it works yk
lol
I got it now
i do appreciate all your help though
The Tony hawk games have also been remastered. On steam!
ye i got em
Imagine NOT being a Super Citizen…..
Helldivers fans when I murder them with various stone age weaponry
blep
thank you
Balls.
Balls
im RIMWORLDING
!sporfo
https://i.imgur.com/XhX9svm.png By Ash <3
Sporfo would never hurt us
When/how do we get the more interesting/“higher level” roles? 🤔
guys one of my colonists
is named bobbles
i like him hes very handy
bobbles the handyman
just keep on talkin', youll get
at lvl 5,
at 10,
at 18, and
at 25
Okay sweet thanks 😎
Word around the office says, if you stay around being active for a long time, you might get your own special role. 
boop
with perks, too, though it may just be a urban legend...'
hai ghoti :3
bleeep
i named my colony bobbles fanclub
!hana
can i get colonists to focus on a task
its oki
No no, the schizophrenia comes standard with the time.
i see i see
🤔
hiiii sporfo
balls.
hewo!
What
Hey room I have something for you
he's constructing a clean working environment
I am playing VFE primatives or whatever its called
tool me a day of real time playing to unlock researching
die

wait you get paid per call? not hourly?
fuck no lol
hourley
hourly
horly
no but I want to do real medical emergencies not the normal BS
almost delivered a baby this morning and that was sick
they're stressful, I don't want to deliver another but I will if I have to
why does human pregnancy need to be so traumatic 
i picture you like this irl
MEDIEVAL even
you seem like a slacks and polo guy
nah I'm a sock and slides to the strip club kinda dude wearing all black and swim shorts instead of normal shorts
real shit

dress for the patients you want
not the ones you have

idfk what paramedics call the people they pick up
i like that
imma ask the emt to call me a freak next time i try to make a shotgun hammer in my garage
if my patient is young and I can sus it out that they're chill I will unleash some wild humor on them
sick
my last call today was a 31 year old female who pulled her back (actually in pain) and her boyfriend came with and we were all dying laughing in the back on the way
lol that sounds good though, makes em feel more at ease i bet
yeah I know I do a good job with the comedic relief when they ask for my name at the end
nobody ever asks our names lol
unless we really piss them off or make them really happy
no in between
hes a good worker damn
holy shit
that man knows his wood
you made me realise that dude
Im gonna cut off my foot so lokiel comes and makes jokes
thats kinda depressing
realize what
that no one ever asks emt's their names
this is what ai was ment for
i never asked the emt for their name the last time i went to the hospital
yeah but I mean in a professional capacity I should always remain "that one paramedic" versus my actual name
the only time ive ever spoken to an EMT was cause one of them taking away my coworker who got a massive gash on his head was hot
in my defense i was not fully conscious but damn
when someone is being a real piece and I know they're just going to complain to simply do it, I just say "I don't have to give you my name, my ambulance number is -"
im making a note of that
but if they're chill I'll tell them
Little pig, little pig. Let me in
valid valid

indeed
lmao
it's a thankless job for the most part, but I don't think any paramedics/emts really care if they're thanked
there's literally no expectation built in
I always find it odd when EMTs or doctors ask for my name and date of birth. Then I remember the time someone said they were Alexander Hamilton born in the year 1617
the dates don't even match
dont they do that to check if you have concussion + for medical records
yes
or security reasons
essentially
mostly and only for medical records/cross check
real
lmao
in hospital they should ask every time they interact with you
it's to protect personal health info and to make sure they're treating the right person
oh real? i see
yeah like if a nurse has an order to simply go and push this medication into an IV that's in a patient, they should confirm who it is first, whether by wristband or by verbal
last time i was there i had a bad concussion so i assumed they were asking cause of that
I ask literally everyone what day month year it is and what city we're in
concussion or not
my concussion questions are almost exclusively: nausea? if so when, how fast was the onset, are you nauseas now?
visual changes? if so when / how strong
headache? where, how strong, radiates? throbs, stabs, burns, dull, ache, pinging
ear ringing? etc etc
all that good stuff
Yeah over where I live for a while they had to do ads constantly telling people to stop abusing and bashing paramedics, wild shit
Big fan, that and the, can u tell me the operation ur about to get. Bit annoying but id be way more annoyed about getting the wrong treatment.
they just refuse to do ads here for some reason
It's a big problem there too?
My concussion question is: head hurty?
Cause yeah they'd have ads on billboards, TV etc
I got spit on and they attempted to punch me in the face literally last week
what about when the doctors ask you to qualify your pain? It always seemed odd to me, I'm not sure how to exactly quantity my, say, kidneystone pain. Especially since everyone reacts to pain differently. But I'm guessing thats just for records as well 🤷♂️
it's nice to know leon has our hearts in mind, but he should probably figure out why our hearts are in someones head in the first place
i dont really remeber what they did but these sound solid lol
pain is a weird one and you basically have to accept that you might just get a strange answer, just document it regardless but it' something like
Omar is the kinda guy who when the flight attendant asks for a doctor on bord he stands up, but clarifies he's a dr of words
A wordologist
And then I'd spit a sick rap
I hear one refer to a DRT
i get a lot of interesting stories from my mother who does psych care when it comes to what ends up on the charts
pain: when was the onset, is there anything that makes it better or worse? if so what is that, is it movement, touching the site, pressing hard? does it hurt more when you press on the site and release? (rebound tenderness), how long has it hurt, did it go away and come back? did you attempt to treat it?, where is it?
what does it feel like? then give some examples: pressure, discomfort, stabbing, burning, ripping/tearing, pushing/pulling, does it move anywhere?
I always just give a number somewhere in the middle for the pain scale question
good for consistency, omar, but not good for accuracy
I used to hang out with paramedics, they have the goddamn worst stories
I meab, there isnt that much u can do about people abusing emt.
Like, obviously its terrible yall have to deal with it, and lowkey im down to let yall have a baton or some shit.
But i dont think the average person is fighting yall off (correct me if im wrong i guess)
But its people so heavily drug affected, or mentally ill people that they arnt exactly rational to the people trying to help.
It's not very easy to be accurate, so I just give whatever number seems appropriate (of the middle ones)
and they like to spread the ptsd around
if someone says 10/10 and they're not visibly in pain I already know they're going to the waiting room
even 5/10 is high when considering real pain
God now I remember how I was coming out of wisdom teeth surgery few months back, I just kept thanking every random employee at that hospital
when your emt has a gun 
the healing aura upped the efficacy of the procedure +10 trust
10/10 pain in my eyes is... well pain shock. The lights are on but nobody's home
MY CARPENTER
Usually the 10 is “worst pain you've ever experienced” though isn't it?
I mean it's not every day, but it happens common enough I guess
That's what throws me off about it
dementia, or demon enter ya
Had a guy freak out and pull his esophageal feeding tube.
I can only imagine how much that hurt
Id say 10/10 can only be the worst uv experienced
Idk if we have an official painometre
Yeah different scales are probably used, but that's the one I'm used to anyway
I ALWAYS say this verbatim: "So what's your pain on a scale from 1-10, 10/10 is the worst pain you've ever experienced in your life, and 1/10 is almost no pain"
if they cut me off when I say the 10/10 part first, then I evaluate how they've been with me throughout our interaction so far, body language, wincing in pain, etc etc and make a judgement call based on that
regardless I'll treat them with pain medication but I'm not handing out narcotics
Multiplayer?
Not yet
When?
Not yet
Yeah it does throw me off too. The only saving grace for me is that I remember, very faintly, the most mindboggling pain ypu could image. I'm not sure if it was a dream or a suppressed memory. But the phrase "world of hurt" essentially describes what it was like lmao
At some point
Does pushing a door deal damage to it, or can I theoretically do it forever?
Hear me out. The time i let my painkillers wear off after surgery was by far the most pain iv ever felt. I didnt show it tho.
For the few times I've had to do it, my real answer is “I don't know, it hurts in this way” but I know (or assume) they just want a number for documentation so I pick one
my pain scale is, 1-9 I can deal with 10 is when you wet yourself
Oh yeah Leon, not sure if I ever asked this but do you occasionally watch those boring medical drama shows just to see how insanely inaccurate the shows are?
Yeah but we can usually tell when someone is in pain lol
Fair
I and my friends would like to kill zombie togather
to be honest though most people don't know how pain medication seekers behave when they're fiending
All staff deal with it.
Hospitals have quiet rooms or “screaming rooms” where staff can walk away, then vent however badly they need to.
Never let the patients see you freak out. Do it in the “room”
I have 5 friends
im going to write a formal complaint in cuneiform on a clay tablet about the multiplayer 'wait'
They need to just measure my brain waves to determine the objective pain amount
itll be buried in my garden
you can play multiplayer on B41 currently
You're telling me you don't delete stable releases during unstable
I got patients who never say the truth so we mark them as +3 to all pain they register
yeah I try to guess as well
I hadnt realised thats what we were talking about. I just meant like, if someone walks in with a sore ankle and wants it treated immedietly so they say 10 when its actually like... really not that bad
for extra points solve the
puzzle and write your complaint in the same encoding scheme
Why do people, other than wanting drugs, even lie about pain even? Are people just that shitty?
walks in with scissors jutting out of knee, meh its like a 3
My dad is one of my patients.
He never wants to be a bother, even if he needs triple oxy’s or morphine
Whenever I go to the doctor for something I just go "My pain is probably a 3 compared to the shit you've seen" lmao
Does pushing a door deal damage to it, or can I theoretically do it forever?
i dont think its about being shitty all the time
Could just be that some people don't know the number to choose
i think some people feel the need to put on a brave front
There are two kinds of patience. Ones who complain but don't need help, and those who don't complain but need help
Some populations also routinely have their pain considered less severe than others & I imagine that affects self-reporting in either direction
If I'm quoting Dune, I may be in pain
Okay well even with that, we FULLY assess the ankle first. Does it hurt when we move it up and down? Or left and right? Does it hurt with both, all movement or at a certain angle only? Where is the position of comfort? If it's at an angle where it can't be rest flat, then it's likely going to hurt more since a hanging ankle isn't supported obviously and will pull down, causing more pain. Is the ankle actually broken or sprained? We visualize for redness, swelling, where is the swelling? How bad/protruded is it? Can the patient put weight on it?
There's a LOT that goes into a physical assessment that helps identify true pain figures
I'm talking about people who say "10/10 pain" when they're scrolling on their phone
Oh that idk
ahh
fair
racism 
Don't forget sexism
pain is weird to me
idk about that either....never actually seen that befo but im not a doctor
and other bigotry
worst prolonged pain I can think of root canal
no meds?
still pain?
wait is it a stereotype that women feel less pain than men? Or is it the other way around?
odd
I imagine if I were to be objective my worst pain would be post-surgery but I don't actually remember how it felt
i do not know how to play rimworld
LMAO there was a dude literally screaming in the ER and he was laying on his side on a stretcher scrolling through instagram reels
just screaming
just Rim sean
asking for pain meds
my lung may have collapsed but adhd waits for nobody
hmm worst pain i had was when i burnt my leg in a forge 
ough
methinks
bros probably an adict sadly 😔
lol
Hello
The implication with that was moreso that women's medical concerns aren't treated the same as men's, depending on the field. Idk how pain assumptions work with gender
ciao all gonna go find an unhealth dinner
Oh- right yeah

